The good news is, I only had to shoot two very large ladies to get my Walmart Black Friday deals. Bad news is, both will recover because I was using a light load on a .25. Just enough to let them know I was serious. You don’t want too energetic a round, you’d hate to hit a random kid or dog some irresponsible Florida person has brought to the annual Black Friday Brawl with a through-and-through.

Here, have some links with your leftovers:

Nothing wrong with the London cops’ aim. Just like a criminal to bring a knife to a gun fight, eh?

This is sad, but hopefully they weren’t too overcooked. I wonder what giraffe taste like.

Is it any wonder she was teacher of the year?

Fatal herpes virus passed from monkey to human lab worker. No bites reported. Mmhmm.