Here’s the background story – it was a dark and stormy night and I was canoeing with all of my firearms as we all do from time to time. All of a sudden a rogue wave came up and capsized my canoe, and I lost ALL of my firearms to the depths of the oceans. It’s a tragic story. Completely 100% true too. I’m still really bummed about it, so I decided I would build a safe for future firearms to cheer me up.
I don’t have a traditional firearm safe, but I do have a couple of the green metal cabinets that you can lock. That’s always been good enough for me, but it means I need a closet or space big enough to house it all. For the last several years everything has been piled in a closet along with boxes and storage bins from the last move. I decided I was going to build a storage cabinet that I can lock everything inside, that doesn’t say “guns in here” to my guests. I can simply say “we keep some valuables in here, along with some important documents.” Plus I have a lot of wood laying around and I need to do something with it.
My plan was to have it big enough to house both the big and small green metal cabinets, with a shelf area between the two. So I made a dado jig to cut dadoes in ¾ inch plywood for the sides and the back that would all be the same width and more importantly in the same spot.
For the sides, I cut the dadoes with a router then ripped the sheet of plywood in half to get the two sides.
While I was cutting the rabbets along the edge the bit wandered out from the collet of my router and my rabbets ended up being deeper than I needed. Turns out you should leave a little space between the bit and the collet, say ⅛ if an inch or so. Thank you Internet for that tip. So to fill in the void, I just glued some scrap wood into the rabbet –
And then rerouted the rabbet –
Next I glued the back, sides, and shelf together-
But had to improvise with some of my clamps because I didn’t have enough of the right size. Well actually, I had plenty of 36 inch clamps, I just made the width 37 inches so I couldn’t use them (stupid math).
So everything was going smoothly until I saw this –
Oops. Fortunately the piece in the picture that is too long is actually too long so after a trim with the circular saw, another pass with the router, and some chisel work where the router couldn’t reach all was good.
More clamping and glueing for the top and bottom pieces –
And now for the final test –
If you are not familiar with these green cabinets there are holes in the back to mount them to studs or something that will keep them from wandering off. The ¾ inch plywood wasn’t going to be enough so I decided to build a frame that I could lag bolt the cabinets to.
I had a half dozen pine 1x4s that I glued together to make 2x4s –
But I ended up gluing them together –
Fortunately it was just a few drips of the squeeze out and they came apart pretty easily. When building the Murphy bed I used pocket screws, but decided I would do mortise and tenons for all of the pieces –
I have a mortise machine which made that task easy, and each mortise only required a little bit of cleanup. I measured for the mortise and realized it was going to be shorter than I wanted, so I scribbled out the line and then redrew where I wanted it. I somehow still stopped at the scribbled line?
For the tenons I just used a dado stack on my table saw and used a block plane and a chisel to get them to size.
The 2x8s are located where the lag bolts for the cabinets will go, and the stile in the center is offset so I can screw some standards in for adjustable shelving. I added a base to accommodate some casters so I can roll it around –
The bottom attached with some through tenons which I have never done before. I couldn’t use the mortise machine so I did these by hand with a drill and chisel. They’re not as clean as the machines mortise, and I should have used a backer to prevent chipping where the bit came through –
I added some glue to fill in the void, plus I used construction adhesive to glue the case to the frame so it’s pretty sturdy –
It’s not exactly square and is off by about 1/8th of an inch in a couple of spots –
The above picture shows the case sticking out a smidge from the frame. It’s not enough to be mad about, and I think if I built it differently and paid more attention to each piece I could have gotten it spot on.
Part 2 will have the trim work, plus the door, and hopefully paint.
Now what to replace my AR-15 with? The one I had used a composite lower from Cavalry Arms which is no longer in business. It had the iron sights and the handle, and I thought about buying one with a rail to mount an optic light a red dot or something. Any recommendations would be appreciated.
AAANNDDD, Spud slides into first.
/pulls a hammie, writhes in pain, gets tagged out
You’ve got some amazing talent.
He does. I’m more than a lil jelly.
Then again, I’m gen x and under-motivated.
This morning, I rolled a big joint.
My ankle has been killing me all day.
Sir, this is a family-friendly publication.
Star wars? WTF?
So lets place a bet on tonight’s game. How many quarters before the MNF announcers make me stab myself with a fork?
I double dog dare you to stab yourself with a fork.
Booger sucks
He’s the worst.
That’s your decoy safe, right?
It’s so cute. What does it want to be when it grows up?
Unobtrusive?
Replace that crummy lower with something from Spike’s.
I thought about just getting a new upper, but for some reason i feel like the composite will fail. Now if it was made by Glock I probably wouldn’t be worried…
Love it. Nice job, McGinty.
I’m a fan of non-traditional firearm storage.
Thanks Tundra! I didn’t realize this was going to post this evening. Part 2 will have the door and the trimwork, hopefully in the early spring.
I always enjoy your articles, I.B.. I especially appreciate you making a point to show the mistakes, imperfections, how they got there, and what you think should have been done to avoid them. I do a little bit of wood work from time to time and those things almost always happen. Showing that and how to fix and mask mistakes is a very important part of it that too often gets glossed over in a typical how to do it book or video.
Well done.
This is also true of plumbing…
As far plumbing is concerned, If it isn’t Pex and Sharkbite fasteners, I’m not touching it.
Absolute truth.
I wish I could have such a policy. I had to connect pvc drain to copper drain last night. Pvc adapter didn’t leak, sweated copper adapter didn’t leak, threaded connection didn’t leak. However, the giant ass crack on the bottom of the copper pipe did leak. Should’ve just replaced the whole run with pvc…
Argggg, it’s always something. Yeah, anytime I’ve tried to couple together different materials I’ve failed miserably.
I’m like 1 for 2 on dissimilar material connections (same spot, 2 tries), my drywall joints on the other hand. … yeah.
Fuck plumbing with a rusty chainsaw. And drywall.
Also true.
I’m not bad a drywall work. Not great, but I get by.
Protip: add two cups of water and a healthy spurt of liquid dishwashing soap before spinning the joint compound in a five gallon bucket. It will make it spread much, much easier and take out any air bubbles when it dries making the sanding much smoother and quicker.
Thanks TH! Fortunately none of my mistakes have caused me to scrap a project. The router depth issue almost did.
Really good work as always McGinty. I like the method of hiding things in somewhat plain sight. I’ve broken into a number of safes and it usually doesn’t take that much. Unless you are going with serious ones that are floor bolted and ultra heavy better to disguise.
Comma needed after “heavy”.
Uh, you sure you want to just toss that out? 😉
‘I’ve broken into a number of safes and it usually doesn’t take that much.’
*ears piqued with interest*
Oh?…
Heh, I’ve never told you guys about my night job? Just kidding, I’m a locksmith so I sometimes get safe work. Unless you’re getting the real deal they generally aren’t that hard to get into with power tools and the right approach.
Pictured: KSuellington
“What’s your job, Lorenzo?”
‘I smiled. “I’m managment.” In actuality I wore a few hats, none of which Jill needed to know the specifics of. I was the master of disguise, the acrobatic second-story man, the con, the swindler, the lady’s man, certified locksmith and safecracker, a ruthless fighter with hand or blade, and wasn’t too shabby as a gunslinger.’
I can’t read “Management” in quite the same way after the more recent Monster Hunter books.
Ha! James Caan for the win.
In the event of an EMP, report to Quakertown. I’ll need some assistance getting into my main safe.
Ha! If you do some internet searches on your safe or ones like it you can find the best drill spots or vulnerabilities.
Thanks K!
“Hey. Let me walk you through the Donnelly nut spacing and crack system rim-riding rip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats, and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps, and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of one half meter from the damper crown to the spurve plinths. How? Well, we bolster twelve husk nuts to each girldle-jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch-hamplers. Then, pin-flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden-apexes of the jim-joist.”
both maiden-apexes
You had to light the Q signal, didnt you?
OK, I’ve got that done with the big hammer, now what is the next step? Will I need to sharpen the chainsaw for the next step?
That will never not make me happy.
I miss that show so much.
As I told Crusty previously, Perpetual Grace, LTD is by the same guys and has a significant amount of the cast playing similarly weird parts.
Great show!
I’m sorry; I don’t speak jive.
col gots to be!
Sheeeeit!
That made me laugh.
Cool.
Knowledge, patience and talent. It shows. I’m way more than just impressed.
I am curious though how does one create a tsunami that would overturn a 14″ Alumacraft on the day I decided I needed to get some sunshine on some hardware? Accidents happen and I need to be prepared to take advantage of it.
Good work, Mr McGinty, hope you can solve the other 1/2 of the problem, in case hunting season comes next year.
Thanks Fourscore!
I love your articles, McGinty. The talent everyone here has is incredible to me.
You’re welcome.
Thanks Mo! I completely agree. The people here are interesting, kind, generous, supportive…the list goes on…
Serbian man, 36, born without testicles gets one transplanted from his identical twin brother so he can have children with the SAME DNA
hmm
hmm
*unzips*
Why didn’t he just let his brother bang his wife, like in the documentary?
PornHub is not a documentary.
Shut your lying mouth!
Liar!
But xvideos is, right?
That doesn’t sound so “extremely rare” to me.
I bet it feels like it’s “extremely rare” to the poor bastard born without a set. Just saying.
I see this exaggeration a lot and it bugs me.
“Extremely rare” is like one in a million. 1 in 20,000 is more like, “I will see a bunch of you just walking around doing everyday stuff”.
So long as every day stuff doesn’t include singing in the lower register or defiling a sock.
Yeah, when I see 1:20,000 I’m thinking more like: “more common than you might think.”
All I’m saying is it’s rare enough to make a man’s life very different than most others. I also imagine that can’t be very good for your mental health either. I mean, I guess you don’t really know what you’re missing…but the boys are important. For me, they really are the proverbial “stepchildren”. They can bring you joy or pain, pride or annoyance, and while you don’t necessarily love them, they’re a part of your life and minding for their care is second nature.
+2 ‘Ball Pride’
https://youtu.be/kbp4AELcC1A
redheaded stepchildren?
I are you suggesting he beat it?
No, he can stay here if he wants to.
Considering the ages around here, it may be more like salt & pepper stepchildren…
/no, don’t link…
…or sugar and cinnamon…
Hmmm…..I’ll allow it.
Nah, boring light brown. But as mentioned above, a little salt is making an appearance.
This reminds me of the weirdest thing I ever said at work: “Am I the only person in this basement with pubic hair?!”
Don’t ask, the story is not as interesting as you might think.
As George Carlin said, go into a beauty salon, jump in the chair, and ask to have your pubic hair streaked.
“Nothin’ fancy–just frost my bush.”
Break out the tin foil, and figure out how to fit him under the hair dryer.
If this collection of words and photographs was a video, I would watch it. I love watching people make stuff. Youtube is great for that. Having said that I enjoyed the post in its non-video format.
I thought about making a video, but all I have is my phone so I’m not sure how to edit it.
Before the unfortunate boating accident, I got a very affordable red dot from these guys: http://daggerdefense.com/
Thanks JG!
Warner Bros Vows To Blow Up “Baseless” Threatened ‘Richard Jewell’ Lawsuit; Movie Has Disclaimer At Conclusion
My God it’s Eastwood vs The Press!
What a bunch of cuntes.
I’m gonna see it twice, now.
My money’s on Clint.
OT – I’m so happy that there is no way Bloomberg is going to run out of money. Everyone needs to see his message several dozen times a night for the next six months. Our democracy depends on it!
He was on a bunch last night during the football games. It made my heart happy to see all those commie-dollars spiraling the drain.
Except for the fact it helps the media pay for more “journalists” or absurd salaries for the likes of Andrea Mitchell and Rachel Maddow.
Yup, he has been on a serious spending spree with those ads. I’ve seen them all over YouTube videos and on the teevee a bunch. Hope he can waste a shitload more cash a la Tom Steyer.
He’s giving the Impossible Whopper a run for its money.
Hey hey hey. Leave the burger out of this.
NBA All-Star Andre Drummond’s Weight Loss Secret? A Daily Beer
According to science, while one beer a day is good, six beers a day is better.
His personal chef sounds like a moron.
A very well paid moron.
This game sucks.
*checks score*
Yep.
These teams suck. The NFC East sucks.
Golden Taint ain’t what he used to be.
I don’t feel like we’ve been talking about Eli Manning enough.
Booger is the fucking worst. Tessitore is the fucking worst, too. ESPN has killed MNF.
Absolutely. I wonder if the NFL will require changes when the contract is up for renewal.
Inside the World of Black Incels
Back in my day we had a different term for violent, black, youths…
Racism is everywhere!
I thought there’s nothing sadder than the bitter lives of catlady Jezebel writers, but these incels seem even more pathetic and overwrought.
See – we can all get along!
OT: British Labour Party election broadcast features yank health tourist shilling for the NHS, milking the death of his son (in NHS care) for political sympathy points, and talking fanatically about how billionaires and millionaires are bad because reasons (requires sign in because Labour haven’t put it up on youtube yet apparently)
Really, doctors and medical practitioners might be very good doctors, but are they good doctors BECAUSE SOCIALISM! or are they good doctors on their own merits?
I can’t wait till Trump puts up a big gaudy golden TRUMP NHS sign on their precious hospitals.
I fear this would result in the acutely ironic burning down of said precious hospitals in the acrimonious riots that would ensue.
Nice article McGinty, old boy. Didn’t even lose a finger or anything. Success!
Thanks egould! All 10 fingers accounted for.
Excellent work Sir! I hope my toys can compare…..
Thanks Yusef! Hope you’re well!
They needed them.
Inspired! Next article – something discussed here earlier: Porn Addiction Ended By New Law That Requires Matt Walsh’s Disapproving Face To Appear On All Adult Sites
Further evidence that the Bee lurks among us?
Holy shit. They are funny.
I’m not going to lie. That could work.
That beard is fierce.
Right! And the scorn just oozes from every pore.
*clears throat*
Stripper had sex with boyfriend’s disabled Star Wars-obsessed son then decapitated him
Well.
Seems nice.
The Hot/Crazy scale predicted something like this would happen. I’m surprised she’s not a redhead named Trixie.
And right before Rise of the Skywalker . What a tragedy.
She did him a favor.
Hmmm, I was going to say something about a mercy killing but thought it might be too tasteless.
Glad to see you step up to the plate.
I’m here to say (and animate) that which shall not be spoken.
LOL!
JFC…?
‘How do I clean my penis?’
And yet…
Soap and water?
It’s really not that har…difficult.
I thought knowing how just came naturally.
Seems logical.
Vigorously?
https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Generic-Kleener-Circular/dp/B000SPHPWI
Weener Kleener
Hey–it’s right there, in the description
Idle hands…
Good link, but I thought you’d go this route.
Pass.
Gay.
That’s the sort of gay I can get behind.
Ah, beat me to it.
Meh…ATHF is far more entertaining, all things considered.
Plus, Sin City > Idle Hands, if we’re going by your metric.
Here, the version worth watching:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p5dwiia2LKU
I finally had the nerve to fly my 2.5meter kite today, 20 knot winds, I lifted off more than a few times, and the Sun was in the Eye of the wind, not good.
Tommorow will be an early start, We have appointments for several rentals, Yippee!
Are you trying to send us a message in code? Are you OK??? Blink three times if you’re sending this under duress!
sThe Eye refers to directly into the wind, the Power window is directly downwind, flying through it straight into the Sun, is a recipe for disaster, me flying is not a good thing..
good luck
Good luck on the rentals. And remember, keep your feet on the ground.
I want a house, not a storefront, the Wife agrees, but still loves my kite stuff, She’s a cool Lady,
Good luck, buddy.
We are good Spud, thanks again,
the bit wandered out from the collet of my router
Downdraft spiral bit?
Maybe. Right now all I have are just straight bits. I have a project in mind with lots of awkward mortise and tenons that the spiral bit might be ideal for.
Good luck on tomorrow, home sweet home for the Yusefs !
That will be such a relief
Smiles Jules!
Shhhh…Dont blow my cover!! 🙂
Dear, I would love to blow your…
hmmm nevermind
/decent guy
Speaking of covers, a good quilt is almost a necessity these days.
/….What?
Nice work McGinty. I don’t have to tools to do that kind of stuff yet.
I was able to convince my wife to give up her shoes and purse closet for my gun closet prior to my horrible catamaran incident.
Thanks TL! Sorry for your loss… 🙂
Great read as always. I know it’s cheesey but if I had an unlimited supply of money I’d build a gun room like those you see in spy or assassin movies.
Thanks LJW!
Thanks McGinty. I enjoy seeing people make stuff.
Thanks Tulip!
Can’t wait to see the final product, McGinty san. So in an unexpected twist, Republicans have realized that the unfairness of not being allowed to make a robust defense is intolerable and will therefore fight to end the drug war and take on corruption in police forces across the nation. Right?
Asset forfeiture is just the price we pay for civilization.
This is worth
stealingappropriating…uh, with permission, of course.Thanks in Japanese Straff!
Of course they will. It’s the only principled thing to do.
I love your articles. Especially because (as others have commented on) you show your mistakes and how you fixed them. That really helps to make it accessible to the average Joe or Josie, and shows that we all can do it if we just stick with it. Great Job!
And I really like the idea itself. I might try something similar, on a slightly smaller scale. Thanks!
Thanks Mike! I don’t know how many shows I have watched (Woodsmith Shop, Woodwright Shop, Samurai Carpenter, and tons of other YouTube videos) where I know they made a mistake somewhere but don’t discuss it. The Woodsmith shop just shows how to glue pieces together and how to wipe on some shellac. Roy Underhill probably never makes a mistake.
Roy Underhill!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I know right? ? On one recent episode his finger was bleeding and I was hoping they would show what happened.
I grew up watching him, right after This Old House. I watched the New Yankee Workshop, but even that young, I knew the capital layout required to have Norm’s workshop. That didn’t say “yankee” to me.
*where “yankee” == “frugal”
A drawer for all 8 of his routers.
I don’t want to rag on Norm, but that show was pure pornography.
Wood.
Frugal isn’t the same as cheap. A craftsman needs his tools.
See: Roy Underhill.
IB and I are subtextually comparing Underhill’s setup to Norm Abrams’s setup. At least, I am.
8 different routers is a bit of overkill.
Did you ever watch the furniture guys?
Never heard of them. Will look into them more if they have videos online.
https://youtu.be/2wv-4wK2IE0
I loved the Woodwright shop too!
I used to watch the woodworking and home improvement shows on PBS when I was younger, but never got bitten by the wood bug. Have been watching YouTube woodworking and carpentry videos lately and enjoying them immensely. Samurai Carpenter was mostly good, but seems to have shifted his videos and efforts to his paid side.
Then you went through puberty, a your wood was all you thought about…
True.
(That is about the time I stopped watching now that I think about it)
Keep the band saws away, huh?
*crosses legs and squirms*
>
Cool, just what I wanted to say.
But yeah, really discouraging thinking that these projects go off without a hitch. Never do, threes always some small mistake.
Thanks IB I enjoy your articles. Much respect for those who attempt (and succeed with) mortice and tenon joints. Butt joints and gussets for me.
Yeah, I know phrasing.
The mortise machine, even though it only does one thing, has been worth it. Nice, clean mortises.
What brand?
Jet. I also about a quality chisel and auger set (forget which brand) and a sharpener. I worked on each one for about 5 minutes and it made for nice clean cuts.
The Giants still suck.
It is known.
“Plus I have a lot of wood laying around and I need to do something with it.”
I remember those days.
Schwing!
That’s…freaky.
Vibing.
One of the most popular members of the Justice League among metafemales.
I was a Marvel guy. Who is it?
Cisco Ramon
Asking the pertinent questions.
I suppose I was a Marvel guy, too. ::fist bump::
?
Ah! A good fisting, late at night.
Wait….
Um, Kareem; your mask…
IF Kaepernick had done this when he was being praised like the media are currently sucking Lamar Jackson’s cock, it would have worked out for him in his 15 mins; but he chose to do it when he had lost his starting job and was expendable. By the by, I haven’t actually seen a game Lamar Jackson has played; but from what I know of the past it will play out the same as Kap, RG3 and so many others. His dominance is based on his running ability, and once that is taken away (either by health or by scheme) he’ll fade away.
I dunno–there are plenty of people who would have pretty much immediately booed him for taking a knee, regardless of his stats. Not saying they are the ‘correct’ side of the argument–every angle could involve assholes (see: pornhub and xvideos).
But the whole conservatives = racistbadpeople is a retarded take by someone who has had far better fortunes when not playing that angle.
No, when he was a starter everyone who wasn’t a Packer fan was fellating him.
He is very much like them. He also has a great arm and accuracy. I don’t know, but maybe, he will transition into a pocket passers.
Jackson’s a legit talent, with a good arm and good decision making for a young QB. But shelf-life of running QBs is limited. See, also, Cam Newton.
I maintain, if Michael Vick had someone teach him how to be a quarterback before Andy Reid brought him to the Eagles (and kept him from getting mixed up in dog fighting) he would hold every record. He is the most talented athlete to also be a quarterback ever.
If Randall Cunningham hadn’t gotten hurt…
Yeah, Cunningham and Moon both showed what they could do once the Vikings made them pure passers, Vick was the same song again that way I suppose.
Christ, what an asshole.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to agree. This shit is getting so tiresome. And there’s no end in sight.
“Tiresome” is the word.
I know I’m amongst a pile of cranky old men and women, who have lawns you need to get off of, but I can’t believe the majority of the country isn’t also finding this tiresome.
They’re terrified to speak out against it.
I assume they’re taking about rich people who get paid to play a game.
Great work I. B. Much of your article is Greek to me but I enjoyed it just the same.
Oh, and my condolences on your lost, beloved metal self-protection devices.
Dado=slot
Router=slot cutting machine
Mortise= hole
Tenon=peg
What did I miss?
Rabbet=???
You know the recess in a picture frame? That’s a rabbet. Also used to strengthen joints.
More.
Thanks! So… a recess (like a dado) but along the edge (and thus just two-sided.) A bit more digging on my part found this:
Those darn dadoists, always contrarian.
Just glad a dado isn’t what first popped into my head when I read it. (Well, not GLAD glad – “relieved” glad, I guess…)
Yeah, like a step.
Thanks Chafed! Still shedding tears from time to time. ?
Thanks so much for sharing your work with us, I.B. In junior high, I definitely enjoyed wood shop more than home ec., and if I had the space and the cash, I’d love to do more woodworking. As it is, I need to stick to more compact and pliable materials like yarn and fabric. Oh, well – I AM playing the lottery with some of my co-workers…
Nighty night, Glibbies! Pleasant dreams, whenever it’s your time to sleep.
Night, GT.
I think I’ll finish this ep of Portlandia and hit the sack me self
Thanks GT!
Watching The Umbrella Academy at somebody’s recommendation.
Juggy Kate Walsh is a nice touch.
She defies her age.
Xmas music
https://youtu.be/DLO6jLx4P5E
This can’t be true… can it?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7775237/New-poll-shows-Hillary-Clinton-place-Democratic-candidates.html
For that poll, sure. Overall…that’s a bit more difficult to gauge. But, the cult of personality doesn’t die easily.
Saturday night post submitted…shhhhh!
Huzzah! Now I can sleep.
Well, you damn well should! You’ll need your rest for the weekend.
(stage whisper) Yaaaaaaaaay!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-christmas-photo-trend-has-parents-hoping-their-kids-will-cry-with-santa/
Kids are the worst.
Think we found the perfect job for Biden when he loses. We can watch him sniffing his own beard.
Based on this (and lots of my own experiences) I’d say parents are the worst.
You are both wrong.
Santa is the worst.
What a fantastic article to awaken to. Great work, McGinty; you are amazing. Did you also craft that wonderful workbench contraption? I want to know more about that.
Yeah. I enjoy these articles even though I have an ugly case of the envy’s when I see his work-space. Makes me feel a little better about “third time’s the charm” Festus projects. I worked for years in a woodworking plant so I have just enough knowledge to be a danger to myself (I did cut-stock and moved into purchasing).
Well thanks fellas. Yeah the workbench is a fold “table” of sorts. I’ll include a bit about it in my next write up.
Today is my Name-day and I am feeling every second of it. 55. Never thought I’d get this old.
Beats the alternative. “If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” (??? Too lazy to look up who said it.)
I hope you have a happy day! We’re glad you’re here!
My father’s been saying that for as log as I can remember, he also says “If you don’t drink and you don’t smoke, you wont live forever it’ll just seem like it” which I’ve always thought was contrary to the first phrase.
Thanks GT! I’m living up to my Ex’s nickname for me – Eeyore. “Oh, Bear…” Stupid Dysthymia.
Have a wonderful Name-day. I share your sentiments about aging; I just turned 48 and the utter lack of planning for my dotage is sinking in.
“Serfdom 55”
Happy Festus, Festface!
Ha!
Happy birthday, dude!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t1vaF50Ks0
I had that coming. She was incredibly charming in “Gregory’s Girl”.
Roxette star died. No need for an autopsy. We know what it must’ve been.
?
She dont got the look?
The bit about the safe “wandering off” reminded me of an incident with my old boss…
He had a bunch of guns and ammo in a gun safe – big, heavy, metal and 5 feet tall. The only guns not in the safe were his 50 cal sniper rifle – too big – and his current carry weapon. So about a dozen rather expensive guns. (dude is wealthy). And about $12k in cash. Because just in case. Must be nice.
I used to joke about how his thousands of rounds of ammo and guns and rifles would look all spread out on a sheet on the news with the label “small arsenal found” running on the chiron.
Anyway, one morning after his wife left for work at 10:00 and before the maid arrived at noon, someone backed up a truck to the garage door, smashed in the front door with a sledge hammer and took a bunch of jewelry and….. the safe…
Now, I personally helped him install that safe. Just moving it into position was a feat. It weighed a crapton when empty. I shudder to think how much the thing weighed fully loaded. Most of the ammo was in ammo cans on shelves in the garage, but there was plenty in the safe too.
And I helped sink the bolts into the concrete floor of the garage. You weren’t going to get that thing out very easily. Yet they ripped it right out of the floor. Took up some decent sized chips in the concrete doing it. So they must have brought some heavy equipment for lifting the thing.
The police did some heavy investigative work. They demanded lots of paperwork about his guns and looked through all his stuff…. and that’s about it. They didn’t even bother checking fingerprints or anything. I don’t think they even canvassed the neighborhood.