Trigger warning: images of butchered animal of the porcine variety.
Not unlike the US and the Thanksgiving turkey, Romania has the Christmas pig. As tradition goes, get one before Christmas and eat it head to tail over the winter months. I have covered some of uses of such beasts in my Christmas food post. This has origins in the times when meat was not a regular meal for many most of the year, but winter was a time for feasting and , I assume, the cold meant the meat kept better. While it was done for Christmas since time immemorial, I assume the origins are older. Families would spend all year fattening the critter, to get the proper use of it. There is even a saying “to fatten a pig the night before Christmas” referring to jobs left to late and half-assed in the last moments, often applied to students studying for exams or the process of morning links on certain websites. A fatter pig was prized, as it had higher not-bones to bones ration, and the abundant lard had many uses.
The pig is traditionally slaughtered close to Christmas, on the Orthodox Christian feast day of Ignatius of Antioch, also known as Ignatius Theophorus, which is the 20th of December. That left time to prepare everything, but the meat was fresh enough on the 25th. Since modern refrigeration exists, and people no longer grow their own pig, the date is now flexible.
The habit is still to avoid so called factory farmed animals for this, and many people have a pig guy in the countryside, who raise some 10 to 20 pigs earmarked for various city families. You generally ask for one in the previous winter/spring, so a piglet can be acquired. As such, the day of the kill depends, as all pigs get their turn. This can be time consuming if done traditionally, with the pig seared on a straw fire in order to scrape the hairs, then washed with hot water. The whole affair usually involves many people and mulled Țuică.
Fat has less uses these days, and a fatter pig is sometimes older and harder to process. My family always got a pig in the 100 to 120 kg range, unlike the 200+ of some. After my father died, we no longer bought a pig, but shared one with my aunt and uncle, getting half for me and my mom. Additional things, like extra liver, are bought from the butchers. My aunt and uncle have two children with families of their own who buy 200+ kilogram pigs each, and so extra meat and fat can be obtained if needed.
That being said, this year’s pig was a bit on the small side, at 90 kg, too small to be honest. But it was what the pig guy gave us. Pigs like this, bought whole with bones and guts and everything, cost about 12 Lei (USD 3) per kilogram this year in Romania. So about USD 125 for the half. The pig was split in quarters for easier handling, and here we have a quarter of small pig
We got it home for the final processing, and these are the images I want to show. Keep in mind this is not how the typical Romanian butcher processes a pig, but how my family does it for the purpose of Christmas. The Day of the Pig day is ended with Pomana Porcului, which translates as the pig’s funeral feast. The Romanian word pomana can refer to either charity in general, or a funeral feast when extra food is made and given to the poor to honor the deceased.
The meat is processed in a few categories.
Some of the skin is taken off and eaten as it is. Not much suet from this pig, but enough it is kept for a bit of dough. Some of the fat is left skin on and processed as slăninuţă (similar to Italian lardo), which is eaten as a cold cut. It is either packed in salt for a while to cure, or smoked, depending on the preference.
The grilling category has the ribs and the loins. For roasting, the large muscle meat from the ham. Most of the rest and various scraps go towards ground meat for sausage.
The spine and various bones with remaining meat on them are used for stock or soups.
The head, tail and feet are saved up to make headcheese and meat in aspic.
The guts are cleaned for sausage.
Parts of the fat are melted and used to make jumari and cooking lard. Jumari are a traditional local winter food. How you make them is basically make small cubs of the fat, usually with some scraps of meat remaining. You put them in a pot on the fire, and after about 15 minutes when the fat begins melting, add a bit of water.
Allow some of the fat to render, and the remaining pieces to get nice and brown, about an hour or so, and you are done. Salt em, eat a few hot and put them in a jar that’s about it. Mmmmm pig fat deep fried in pig fat.
It is fatty, piggy, savory, salty and an acquired taste, in the end. This was originally a preservation method, and it is also done with larger pieces of actual meat, covered in lard – hence the English word larder. This was a staple back in the day, although it is rare and sort of a specialty product these days. Confit de canard, which in some places is a fancy dish, was also meat preserved in lard. They can be eaten as a snack or used when cooking cabbage or beans, and should keep for several months, especially in a cold pantry. Lard is also kept separately for cooking.
Now on to the meal of the day, it is simple. People are usually tired at the end of the day and do not want to cook something complicated. A few pieces of fatty meat and liver are kept from the pig, fried in a bit of lard, eaten with lots of garlic and polenta. Țuică and wine make an appearance, and usually cheese is on the table because cheese is always on the table in Romania, in this case a very fresh cow’s cheese bought from the same farm as the pig. The meat has just a bit of salt an pepper added, because the point is to enjoy the fresh fatty taste.
Mmmmmm….pig.
*Homer drool*
Man, the timing! That looks delicious, and here I am about to go have a crappy sandwich for lunch.
Looks yummy!
Ham has always been pretty traditional Christmas food in my family, which is pretty common throughout the US I believe. My wife’s family will also do a rib roast. Back in the day, my family would do ham and usually a goose as the main event.
I typically do a ham, but I got an ad for whole beef sirloins on sale for $5/lb, so I’m thinking I’ll do that instead.
That Jumari looks and sounds like what we call craklin’s around here, now I want some.
That’s what I was thinking, and I am a sucker for cracklins.
I thought craklin had skin? jumari does not
You may be correct I’ve never made them I just eat them and they look like your picture.
yes, those are cracklin’s and the polenta is what we call ‘grits’.
Polenta is much coarser and from yellow corn, but yep.
Polenta is freaking awesome. I’m glad I can get bags of it from Amazon.
In fact, this weekend I’m braising a chuck roast in broth and red wine and having it over polenta.
Tasty
I recall an Anthony Bourdain episode when he was in central Europe, may have even been Romania. He was out in the countryside and there was some big do in the works, and they went off to get the pork for the feast.
As they got to the farm, he said “Its not a party until someone kills a pig.”
*(((Trigger Warning)))
I also though to add a couple more recipes with pics but did not want the article to get to log. Maybe I’ll do another.
Testing the sausage meat for seasoning before stuffing
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HfBzEacphukixJ5HNQ-vGcgSnRFQLsTj/view?usp=drivesdk
Man, these euphemisms!
Fatty meat, pickles and wine?
Very keto.
the corn mush is optional but not keto
True.
Are those raw unpeeled garlic cloves on the table?
nope raw onion, small ones. we eat a mix of cheese and polenta with raw onion.
Romanians avoid garlic?
No. The meat is covered in it
Bad vampire joke.
When my brother was living in Ak I went to visit on Xmas. His neighbor was a hog farmer and had recently had to declare bankruptcy. He invited us to come liquidate some of his pigs. We could choose as many as we wanted. We each chose two, shot them and then invited the guy to our pig roast that night. He showed up after we had consumed a few beers and by a few I mean…many. He had lost one arm in a car accident a few years before and my son, who didnt know the story asked me “How did he lose one arm”
I answered a bit too loud – “A jealous rooster” and everyone heard me.
Good times. Merry Christmas everyone.
shot them – here we just use a knife
They come out of the pen through a Shute and as they poked their heads out of the Shute, that’s when we shot.
22 between the eyes. Instant. No squealing or squirming, just lights out. then we hang them up by the hind legs and stab into the carotid with a knife, drain the blood into a pot to be used later for making boudin sausage. The 22 does is very effective and does minimal damage to the brains which are later scrambled into eggs or cooked and put into the boudin mix.
(I don’t know what your equivalent to ‘dirty rice’ is but boudin is essentially a spicy, meaty dirty rice stuffed into sausage casings. The rice is mixed in to make the meat go farther)
Typical here* is to shoot the critter in the head, an inch or two north of between the eyes, with a .22. This is intended to stun, not kill, the animal, then you open the neck with the knife. The heart is still beating, and it helps to drain most of the blood before the animal dies of blood loss.
*This is how my in-laws used to do it, and I’ve seen this method written in books on home butchering. My in-laws now use a .44 loaded with a soft lead slug, after having to deal with a couple cows that were not adequately stunned by the .22, and then understandably uncooperative.
The 22 works fine if the bullet passes front to back through the brain, exiting near the brain stem. Death is instantaneous and we let gravity drain the blood.
Rather than sear the hog on a straw fire as Pie describes we typically dip it in a barrel of boiling water. The effect is the same. If the top layers of skin cook slightly they release the roots of the hair and it can be scraped off fairly easily with a knife, taking the roots with it.
That’s pretty standard, a little bit higher for cows and such. I remember similar from a wildlife capture class. Upside down triangle from the eyes.
https://vetmed.iastate.edu/sites/default/files/vdpam/Extension/Dairy/Programs/Humane%20Euthanasia/Download%20Files/MultiSpecies-EuthanasiaIndex-4×6-20120810.pdf
There sure are some interesting characters on this message board.
I just want to say congratulations to Jarflax, Not Adahn, trshmnstr, Swiss, WTF, Sensei, and Chipsnsalsa for completing the horizontal “Learn to Code” meme. We did it! It’s a Christmas miracle!
I don’t think it should count since Jarflax got the first “O” out of line.
We could always go back and destroy it… But that seems petty.
Even though leaving at Learn To Cod would have been way more glib than completing it…
We need to do a “Wrong Again” horizontal just for you, Hyp
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Is that the first time? I think maybe it happened once before…?
Regardless; very impressive work, Tulpa.
It happened when J.S. was on sabbatical.
Whenever we’re in Kentucky visiting my kid sister, we make it a point to visit Newsom’s. They slaughter, smoke and cure according to a recipe passed down through the family from the1700’s. It’s fantabulous good and we always come away wishing we’d bought more.
in Romania there was a type of famous spice sausage from and old recipe until in got more popular and then got made for the general public aka not hot enough. The original would burn going in and out, that was the point…
The habit is still to avoid so called factory farmed animals for this, and many people have a pig guy in the countryside, who raise some 10 to 20 pigs earmarked for various city families.
That is pretty cool.
29 years old this year, and still the best song about rubbing one’s own magic lamp.
RIP Chrissy. She was a smoke show.
More Divinyls.
Hey Little Boy!
Q will like this one.
Yes please
I was half expecting “Turning Japanese”.
That one is 39!
and Pictures of Lily is 49! I’m sensing a pattern here.
I was all excited then I discovered ‘Pictures of Lily’ is actualy a ’67 release.
Recorded in 67, released in 68 😉
I was told there’d be no math.
There’s always math. Why do you think a STEM education is so important?
That’s spooky, so long ago. .
I still remembering how shattered my wife was when I explained Turning Japanese.
Did the Vapors ever have another song that made the charts?
Wow. Kirsten…
They had a couple others chart, but nothing higher than 39.
Jimmie Jones
Sorry no. The Rattlesnake Shake with, appropriately, an introduction by Hugh Hefner and Barbie Benton.
Now, I know this guy
His name is Mick
Now, he don’t care when he ain’t got no chick
He do the shake
The rattlesnake shake
Yes, he do the shake
And jerks away the blues
Now, jerk it
Jackson browne’s Rosie
https://youtu.be/4wnzVMUbpV4
For half a second I thought it was this until I realized the song (and myself) are far from 29
Thanks for this, Pie! It looks wonderful.
Now on to the meal of the day, it is simple. People are usually tired at the end of the day and do not want to cook something complicated.
Honestly, this is my preferred mode, anyway. My Italian grandma was a brilliant cook, but her simple cacciatore over polenta was my favorite by far.
Merry Christmas!
Thanks for sharing, Pie. I have to admit, some of that looks absolutely delicious.
Huh. No alt text on the pics.
Mmmmmmm….pork.
Sausage, bacon, roast, chops, steak, ribs….the magical animal.
As the old saying goes, “Everything but the squeal”.
Contra Ben Franklin, it isn’t wine that is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy, it is pork.
He said “beer”.
…and he was correct.
Are you sure it wasn’t gruyere?
“Stilton is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Orwell, Animal Farm
Nope. It was wine: https://www.fi.edu/benjamin-franklin/7-things-benjamin-franklin-never-said.
I never alt text my picture posts… i alt text pics that i find on the web
A perfectly cromulent distinction.
Edge’s autocorrect fixed “crommulent”. How embiggoned (just redline on that one, huh).
I haven’t posted any Lets Brew Wednesday recipes in a while, but this one is a lot of fun:
http://barclayperkins.blogspot.com/2019/12/lets-brew-wednesday-1851-william.html
OG: 1050 <- What?!?
And this: "I’d recommend ageing this at least six months with Brettanomyces. By which time the FG should be down in the 1020’s."
Typo, that is “FG: 1050”, an OG of 1050 would be nothing out of the ordinary.
For anyone who thanks boozy, over the top hoppy beers are some craft beer American thingy, you are wrong. The 19th century Brits knew a thing or two.
OG 1125. Wow
IBU 137
Looks like a fun one, doesnt it?
Are these recipes for a five-gallon batch (fermenter volume)?
Yes. Getting 24# in 5 gallons would be rough.
I routinely do batches that come in around OG 1080. I don’t think I can fit enough malt into my mash tun to hit 1125.
I will probably have to cheat and add LME to hit the desired OG.
I may have to make one of these just to shut up the IPA fiends in the brew club.
Y’all can keep it. I didn’t even know ibus went that high.
With that level or booze, you would hardly notice. Well, you would, but its not quite so extreme.
Yummy pie! My wife isn’t as adventuresome or like to know how/where her cuts of meat come from so I don’t get nice things like that. Just the name pork belly almost makes her stomach turn.
when the fat begins melting, add a bit of water
So the hot fat splatters all over?
Not really it just melts better
If you do it when it begins melting, the temp should be low enough. When I’m rendering fat, I always start it off with some water, to keep the temperature low.
Interesting speculation:
Not mentioned: the downside. If Trump wins the Presidency and the Dems lose the House next year, and don’t advance the Articles to the Senate during the lame duck session (aside: that anachronism needs to be done away with), then the new Republican House can simply revoke the Articles of Impeachment and, voila, President Trump was never impeached. Purely symbolic, but it would be a nice kick in the teeth to Pelosi, Schiff, and Nadler.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/trump-not-impeached-yet-noah-feldman
One of the Democrats’ witnesses who testified in favor of President Trump’s impeachment cautioned Thursday that in order to officially impeach the president, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi must send the articles of impeachment to the Republican-led Senate.
In a Bloomberg op-ed, Harvard legal scholar Noah Feldman said Pelosi, D-Calif., can delay sending the articles of impeachment to the Senate, but not for an “indefinite” period of time.
“Impeachment as contemplated by the Constitution does not consist merely of the vote by the House, but of the process of sending the articles to the Senate for trial. Both parts are necessary to make an impeachment under the Constitution: The House must actually send the articles and send managers to the Senate to prosecute the impeachment. And the Senate must actually hold a trial,” he wrote, going on to say that if the House doesn’t release the articles, Trump could legitimately declare that he was never actually impeached.
Nancy can be forgiven for not knowing that as she’s obviously never read the constitution.
I actually thought that from the beginning. Impeachment means approving impeachment articles and sending them to the senate. Not just approving them. He hasn’t been impeached yet.
The House voted to impeach.
But, he ain’t impeached until the House passes the impeachment articles to the Senate.
Imagine a prosecutor getting a grand jury to vote to indict someone, and then just holding on to that indictment until the political climate is a bit better.
That reeks of “Just send the articles so we can say he was impeached”.
It seems silly.
It seems silly.
Not really. That was the Democrats’ best chance going into impeachment. Impeach, let the Senate acquit and blame it on the Republicans going into campaign season.
Analogous to a grand jury returning an indictment, but the indictment not being filed with the court. Without that filing, there is no criminal charge.
Tie vote.
I may have mentioned this five minutes after they started floating the idea of holding on to the articles. The last thing they want is a trial that they cant control. Fucking banana republic monkeys.
The interesting part is that, just pulling this lessens the chance of the Dems getting that Senate majority. I can’t imagine the Dems’ radical base is going to be overly enthused about the fact that they haven’t just gotten rid of him already. And the closer we get to the election, the more of a drag I’m thinking this will become on their turnout. And I don’t think it would be too difficult for Republicans to play this as the sort of cynical power-grabbing ploy that would turn off a lot of middle-of-the-road voters.
As I said yesterday, she’s got “it’s all the fault of those dastardly Republicans!” in her pocket. But, that’s a depreciating asset.
The GOP got punished in the midterms for not delivering on a repeal of Obamacare (which they ran on).
Why wouldn’t the Dems punish their side for the same reason. They were promised an impeachment. They didn’t get one.
That’s just it. All Pelosi needs to do is get the send it on to the Senate. That’s all that the Dems’ base could really ask of them. Then they could blame the Repubs and leverage that as “a cover-up” for fundraising and spinning with a compliant media. I think she’s either lost control of her caucus or has started getting high on her own farts. Because, removing President Trump was never in the cards. And Rogue Leader has been very nice to her so far. But, I think there’s a point where he decides to make her pay for her overreach.
IMO, the GOP is worthless if they don’t use these articles of impeachment as a conduit to air out skeletons from 1000 closets across the beltway. Scorched earth, because the left has shown they’re willing to ignore decorum and proportionate response.
I’m not sure. That would require questioning people from the Deepstate, and the House. That in turn would require them to Roll over. All the Beurocrats have to do is ask what this has to do with Trumps Criminal Trial, and dig their heels in and Now it’s the Republicans turning the impeachment into a partisan Witch Hunt and not focusing on the trial. It’s the republicans making this last longer and longer.
I can see sit being sweet to extract revenge for what the Dems have done, but it’s best not to interupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake. In this case the whole impeachment thing is a mistake, and the GOP needs to have this play off as a completely partisan affair started by the House.
Now it’s the Republicans turning the impeachment into a partisan Witch Hunt and not focusing on the trial.
I’m under the impression that this will happen no matter what.
My assumption going in is that the senate will be combating a hostile press, hostile witnesses, and a frothing minority party. If they’re going to cry wolf, may as well bring a canid to the party.
Not 100% sure I agree. Remember, the accusation stems from his asking about corruption. Asking what their actual corruption has to do with his asking about their corruption should be something the Trump team can deal with. As much as this is a “criminal” trial, there’s a massive political aspect to it. And having Senate trial that threatens to go thermonuclear has to be at least an arrow in the Repubs’ quiver, or the Dems have no risk in holding out for a kangaroo court.
All the Beurocrats have to do is ask what this has to do with Trumps Criminal Trial,
The defendant has broad scope to mount a defense. Procedural irregularities, animus, etc. are all relevant to the defense. The only way a subpoenaed witness can avoid answering questions is (a) if the judge tells them not to (Roberts may be a weak-kneed pussy, but that is why he won’t want to look “political” by getting actively involved) or (b) pleading the Fifth.
And the thought of a parade of Deep Staters pleading the Fifth in Trump’s impeachment trial makes my pipi hard.
But, I tend to support a motion to dismiss strategy – the Senate votes that (a) the Articles do not state an impeachable offense and possibly (b) in any event, the House failed to meet its burden of production – there was not enough evidence to meet a clear and convincing standard that the asserted offenses were committed.
One reason why this won’t be a broad inquiry into corruption is that the Senate Repubs are corrupt, too.
One reason why this won’t be a broad inquiry into corruption is that the Senate Repubs are corrupt, too.
I think that’s right. But, I think they’ve absolutely got to keep the threat of it alive.
Is that what they ran on? Seems like most of the divided areas would stay away from that one.
I don’t see how Trump is re-elected and the Senate flips.
And wouldn’t the fact he was re-elected negate the impeachment? Trump could really troll them by saying that means he can run again for that mythical third term.
It’s a stupid idea and almost guaranteed to backfire.
Scumsucking plaintiff lawyer arrested for extortion.
You could probably arrest a whole lot of plaintiffs’ lawyers for extortion if you put your mind to it. Our civil litigation system is beyond busted (a challenge, BTW, for anarchist and minarchist systems that rely heavily on restitution through the courts), and is so heavily tilted to the plaintiffs side of things that there are a lot of lawyers who make a lot of money with “nuisance” suits (lawsuits over bogus or weak claims that aren’t worth the money to defend) and big ticket suits that are also bullshit but easier/cheaper to settle. Its their business model – settle early, make mo money. Going to trial costs plaintiffs’ lawyers a lot of money, and cuts into their profits, so they are incentivized to file nuisance suits and settle early. The line between a nuisance suit and extortion is fuzzy, at best, IMO.
From the DOJ release:
If he put it in email form, he’s fucked. He’s obviously not stupid, so I have to assume his arrogance got the best of him.
This is almost identical to what Avenatti did. And RC, you are so correct. I had no idea how bad it was but my wife – who works in handling high dollar insurance claims – informs me that the percentage of cases that are blatant fraud/nuisance suits that get settled is high – VERY high.
Avenatii should play the political investigation card. Wasn’t he going to run for president?
My wife is the chief underwriting officer for a division in a mid-sized insurance company.
She has a strict no settlement policy with the extortioners. Usually they have a conference call between the company lawyers and the plaintiff lawyers that she sits in on. She prepares for them very carefully, studying everything. She waits for the plaintiff lawyer to get comfy and loose-lipped. She tracks everything they say.
Then, once they have made the inevitable slip she interrupts, sweetly. She has a lovely voice and at first the plaintiff has no fucking clue what’s about to happen. She asks a simple Columboesque question. They answer, basically turning broadside to a torpedo. Then she fucking kills them. The last time she did this, having proved that the plaintiff’s product liability claim required gravity and time to flow backward (the sulfuric acid would have had to not only have flown upward of its own accord into the teacher’s face, but had been purchased before the company she insures was incorporated and built its first manufacturing facility), she sweetly informed the plaintiff attorney that if she ever heard from him again on this matter, she would be sending a very damning complaint to the CA bar association and wished him a lovely labor day weekend.
Her nickname among her subordinates is Darth Vader. They love her. She’s not mean. She doesn’t brutalize her subordinates. But act unethically around her, and she will feel a need to choke you and smash your corpse through a brick wall and paint another wall with the resulting gory paste as an example to the others, and she won’t hesitate.
I got my start in the wacky world of insurance working at a third party claims administrator. Ah, the things I can describe. GL / PL is fun, but WC is even better.
It’s interesting that your wife is involved directly with plaintiffs on the claims side. Usually claims (and possibly outside counsel) handle the external communications without underwriting at any shop I’ve ever worked.
Social media is a godsend for workers comp. There is no end of “fully disabled” employees who can’t resist posting their rad adventures on Facebook. We’re also starting to use it to police bogus sick time claims.
We have a reputation (now) as not a good target for penny-ante slip and falls and the like. We basically process them to death, until the plaintiffs’ lawyer has more in the case than he is likely to get from it, with no end in sight. They don’t bother us much with bullshit claims anymore. Unfortunately, with literally miles of hallways in this beast of a building and no end of old, wobbly people wandering around, there are still legit claims.
Vader brutalized his subordinates.
I don’t really do any “plaintiff’s work” but my wife is a paralegal at one of the bigger insurance defense firms in the state and the shit she tells me is incredible. And then I look the cases up and that I went to law school with some of these assholes.
I have a sister that used to work in the legal department at a hospital. SO many lawsuits filed against them they typically just handed money the the plaintiff – which only increased the number of suits when word got out how easily they settled. They had to get swallowed up by a larger hospital group because of it and the lead attorney was one of the first casualties of the merger. I doubt this was a one-off thing, I think a lot of the hospital mergers were due to the legal costs consuming the smaller hospitals.
Great article!
My Farm Gramma used to butcher a pig every fall after the first hard frost. I was a little kid the last time she did it, so I don’t remember many of the particulars. The one thing I do remember is that the final year, I had to help with the head cheese. Which forever cured me of liking head cheese. Before I realized how it was made, I loved it. Sitting on Farm Gramma’s stoop with a gallon ice cream bucket filled with head cheese and a stack of crackers was awesome.
When I lived in Slovakia some friends invited me to their pig killing. I was expecting some medieval execution, but they attached a large fork to a car battery and shoved it in the pig’s nose to knock it out. Then they stuck a knife in its heart to drain the blood into a large pot. The women folk mixed salt in the blood by hand in order to keep it from coagulating for later use in blood sausage. The men retired to the basement for shots of slivovica. Sweet, sweet patriarchy. That was a long day of hard work, and it confirmed the saying that you don’t want to see how sausage is made.
We are more barbaric the pig is knocked to the ground and stabbed throgh the throat. We dont do blood sausage, and the men do most the work while drinking the brandy
“the men do most the work while drinking the brandy”
That is a fair trade.
Regarding Christmas nostalgia, I made a thread to make myself feel better and it worked. https://twitter.com/MoriahJovan/status/1208077744887742465
to make myself feel better
I’m assuming you meant this as a reply to JD @ comment 16 above?
Nice.
Um….sure. 😉
Not sure how much longer I’ll be around before I begin days of drinking beers with buddies and ice fishing, but I just wanted to wish you the absolute best Mojeaux. Have a great Christmas!
Even though I give you crap about your insistence that BBQ needs to be smothered in sauce, I am very happy you found our Glibs home. You’ve done way more to make this a better place than I have.
Oh thank you, Your Holiness! You also have a merry Christmas!
As to whatever I bring here, no. You all do more for me than I can say and I have no words to express the depths of my gratitude.
Where’s the Andy Williams? Heretic.
Nowhere in that collection. Sorry, Andy Williams is not part of my childhood, but he IS part of my young adulthood.
I’m still missing 4 songs. I’m going to upload 3 of them in a bit. My brother still hasn’t sent me the last one.
Tarran. Paging Tarran. You’re needed at the
white courtesy phoneGlib WebDip game.🙂
It’s on!
15-years in prison for this?
Martinez stole an LGBTQ flag hanging from the United Church of Christ in Ames – about 35 miles north of Des Moines – and set it on fire outside a strip club on June 11, police said.
He received 15 years for the hate crime of arson, one year for the reckless use of explosives or fire and 30 days for harassment.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/iowa-lgbtq-flag-fire-church-prison
Did he bend over and shit pot out of his ass after?
Once he was told Trump had been impeached and asked for the Cleveland Browns to be his pallbearers.
Someone whispered “the president was impeached”, then he died a happy man.
‘It’s putting us out of business’: Denver business owners say they’re being squeezed by property tax
Uh, dude? Sell the fucking building and retire to Wyoming. Easy peasy!
Too bad, though. CO was on my short list.
It’s just the cost of doing business.
I’m not a great real estate mind, but what are the odds that he can find anyone to actually buy his property for that amount?
The prospective tenants (buyers) become fewer and fewer. We figured that rent could not exceed 10 % of sales. For a low volume business it becomes harder and harder to find a location with enough traffic to support the business. Even the homeless move to a better location with more panhandling opportunities.
I believe Denver is still top 5 hottest commercial real estate markets. If I were that dude I’d take it as a sign from God that it’s time to move on.
Sell before the rubes catch on is a time-tested business strategy.
Wait till he gets hit with a wealth tax on top of that.
And an Exit Tax.
Didn’t Illinois or Chicago float that as an idea?
If you can’t run a business and pay the property taxes then you deserve to not be in business
And you won’t be…
No buyers, Taxes are too damned high. Same complaint the TC business owners complain about. Min wage goes up Jan 1 in MN as well. The various governments have every incentive to encourage high property valuations. Then one day another Detroit shows up. The rural towns have suffered as well, as the shopping patterns change and industries leave.
As the towns age so do the remaining folks left behind, government money becomes a dominant employer for nursing homes, hospitals, schools.
Great article, Pie. Love the explanations, along with the pictures and history/etymology of various traditions.
I’m listening to Dave Smith, and he’s talking about Nick Fuentes who went on a tear talking about how big government is a stupid concept and that Zoomers are screwed, and that’s why they hate the Free Market. All i could think of was a time i told off my Dad about something, and he just looked at me and said “All i can think about you is ‘what an ass'”. What a little bitchy ass. I’m sick and tired of hearing about how hard it is to be young. It’s always been hard. Go fucking grow up and see the world beyond your own selfish self, and go do something useful with your life.
That’s probably my favorite libertarian podcast. There are a lot of good ones out there, but nobody delivers over an hour of meaty, poignant discussion like Dave does.
Yea, the Nick Fuentes thing was dumb though. I think the alleged decrease in upward mobility is largely due to people thinking that they can do the same thing their parents did and still succeed. You used to be able to finish high school, get an entry-level job at some company, and eventually rise up to a pretty comfortable position with a good salary. Or maybe go to college for four years if you really wanted to make it big. That’s just not enough anymore. Degrees are saturated like never before, and a high school diploma is basically worthless.
However, I do think there are a lot more paths to success that have opened up, mostly related to the Internet and technology, which are skills you can learn on your own. There are tons of entrepreneurial opportunities online, and they don’t even require much capital, just knowledge. There are also ways to sell your skills to customers over the Internet like never before.
tl;dr: Upward mobility hasn’t decreased, it just requires a different path.
Man, I’m hungry. Is anyone else hungry? I could really go for some pulled pork or somesuch right about now . . .