Author: Brett L

Oh hey, everyone but me is on vacation — switching to monitoring work email on my phone.

Robots and morons, man

My kid is home sick and bored.

The next sound you hear on the conference line will be me blowing my brains out

Howdy, Glibs. I hope the fathers among you were properly respected by your spawn yesterday, and that no new discoveries of extant children were in the offering.

I’m still a little bilious from SF’s Subaru House of Horrors

Actually, I don’t know if I have enough Florida Man links to go around

I have a doctor’s appointment today.

I’ll bet you’re all surprised they let me out of prison on Saturday.

Happy Friday ever’body. I hope your weekends are all extra-spectacular. I’m going to prison tomorrow!