Author: Brett L

The mercury is at 65 and falling. No telling how many iguanas, alligators, pythons, and manatees will be killed by this unseasonable cold front, but my best guess is zero.

I’m happier’n a camel on Hump Day.

Happy Tuesday, back to work, back to work. Unless you’re snowed in or frozen in

Stay warm if you live in the Glacial Expanse. I have people from Chicago and Michigan telling me they are cold, so it must be for real.

Hi guys, I had to go into hiding briefly as Mr. Lizard’s people were stalking my every electronic move. Or the local guy cut some seriously weird shit into the local meth.

I,er, was indisposed yesterday, but the lawyer says it is unlikely to cause any further inconveniences in my life…

Listen I was gonna find a 2-humped camel to put up, but nah, I’ll just mine the current media library.

Happy Tuesday afternoon, Glibs. It was so quiet here, I actually did some work. Don’t tell anybody.

Good Monday afternoon, Glibertariat.

I took my wife to the mall to do some shopping for her birthday. Good Lawd, I saw some things there that made me wish I was 20 years younger and had a 7 figure bank account.