Author: Old Man With Candy

I mean, seriously, is there an actual name for today analogous to Black Friday?

As soon as we said, “Too local!” to Sloopy, he was triggered. So here I am doing links. They’re not all local.

Or detoxified. Whatever. You’d feel this way, too, if you’d been doing what we’ve been doing. Nonetheless, I can squeeze out a couple of links.

Why shucks, I’m just a simple old country scientist. With some simple old country links.

Sloopy is in a bad place at the moment. A very, very bad place. So he tells me, anyway. But neither rain nor snow nor lack of wifi will stay the Linkers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Well, only sorta. But what football there is is actual football, not that pansy game with knee-grabbing. We bash heads. Anyway, time to bash the news!

OK, it’s not like I’ve ever even seen that movie, but I understand that this is an annoying character. Like me. So… links.

Doesn’t my Advanced Spanish impress you? Good, because the links won’t.

Of course, morning links are always a gamble.

I hope you remembered to do whatever it is you people who aren’t in Arizona do with their clocks. Otherwise, you’ll think these links are mistimed. They’re not.