Author: Old Man With Candy

Harry Tuttle has still not rappelled down to cure our woes. So maybe typing out some links might cool me down a bit.

But it’s a dry heat. And the links are only moist.

Is that even a word? Are these even links? Number 3 will really surprise you!

Not only links, but a request for help.

Those wells aren’t going to poison themselves. So drink up, and enjoy your last readi… uhhh… these perfectly innocent links.

I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat myself when under stress. And I’m taking it out on you.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job.

After my recent little shock, I’ve been awed and gratified by you guys. The least I can do is post some links. And here they are.

The Old Man unexpectedly finds himself between gigs. But the show must go on!

And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day. Thus the heavens and the earth were finished. Apparently the waters as well.