Author: Old Man With Candy

Continuing our fill-in for the very popular Ms. Banjos.

And they float!

I have sweated out every toxin known to mankind. And here they are, distilled to perfection.

I always get a bit nervous as the week draws to a close… hey, was that footsteps behind m…? OWWWW!

Brett is off scoring crack, so I’m pinch-hitting. Lucky you.

If I had to deal with it, so do you.

For some reason, people don’t want me babysitting. But they want links, so I got those.

I hope you washed your hands before clicking here.

Look, we have a house full of people and alcohol. You can’t expect me to be 100%.

While Banjos is busy stuffing more squirrels for photos, I’ll jump in and do links.