Author: Old Man With Candy

Get ’em while they’re hot! And while we are.

I want these links to be a red hot poker shoved up Spud’s wizened Irish ass. Help me in this endeavor.

SP and I are off to capture a javelina to give to Wonder Dog as a pet. That means you’re all on your own to comment on these delightful news stories.

Now, with an extra onion on my belt!

Part 2 of 3. Unless you count Friday. Do you count Friday? It’s all very confusing.

What a way to kick off the holiday weekend. As Spock said to Kirk, “Remember.” God, that was a shitty movie. Links are better than that.

It’s Friday, these are links, and I’m a very bad Jew.

OK, I missed Sunday, but never fear, I’m sitting in for Brett today while he does a line off Buster’s boner.

Absentia being a small town outside of Boulder City.

Slowly but surely, I’m dropping into the routine…