Hey, there, Glibsters.
While OMWC attempts to secure housing in PHX, I’m back here attempting to pack up the current house. It’s…taking a long time. Mostly because I’m currently drinking and watching football playoffs. (Congrats, Mojeaux!)
Anyway, you don’t come here to hear about my problems.
Despite my preoccupation with the shambles of my life, there will still be great content on the site next week, thanks to your fellow Glibs!
As always, there will be links from OMWC, Banjos, Brett L, various non-humans as per usual.
Not Adahn has an IFLA forecast for us tomorrow (which I’m afraid to read, having received enough challenging news lately), and Nephilium brings us another terrific brewing post.
Monday, we’ve got Pie Ponders from PieInTheSky, and Web Dom returns with a Vegan School post, now that she’s settled in a little bit. Tuesday, Tonio submits The Glibening, Part Six for your approval— OK, he really doesn’t care what you think and neither do we—read it anyway, and CPRM has an animated treat for us.
Wednesday, we expect SugarFree to share his…unique…take on current events, and in the evening, I’ll have a poll on which you may weigh in. Thursday, dbleagle shares some very interesting, and sobering, insights on the situation in the South China Sea, and Kinnath gives us the scoop on actually making wine (which you know I’d drink right now no matter how your first efforts turn out).
On Friday, Animal continues the interesting history of the six gun, and Saturday, we are expecting a review/not a review from mexicansharpshooter, who will soon be my neighbor, poor guy.
(You know, it behooves me to mention that you, too, can write for the amusement and/or education of the Glibs community. )
And now…on to the ever-popular Saturday Night Open Post!
Have a great rest of your weekend, kids! And pour me another cocktail while you’re up.
America’s Team is giving it their best. Not sure if it’s going to be enough.
The “America’s Team” label irks me. Tell that to the fans of the other 31 teams.
You should know by now that I’m such an asshole that I do it on purpose. ?
I knew that.
Insider information.
When I hear that moniker I like to not-so-humbly suggest that there’s one team actually named “Patriots” that comes from where the American Revolution began, one based out of an early national capital where the Liberty Bell is located named after the national symbol, and the nation’s capital has a team named after the indigenous peoples of this great land. Granted, there’s some issue with the name, but to my mind nothing could be more American than the capital’s team being named the rough equivalent of “Spear Chuckers”.
Meanwhile, Texas is the only state in the union to my knowledge that was its own separate country and allegedly maintains a clause in its constitution allowing it to secede if this whole commitment thing gets too heavy. Not that I don’t love the place, I’m just saying that there are a fair number of other franchises with better cases for being called “America’s Team”.
The other thing of note is that Texas holds much more closely to the Constitution than the land where the country was born.
That said, the only reason I follow the Cowboys is because of the Boise State connection. Other than that, I no longer have a dog in the NFL hunt.
“its own separate country” Does Hawai’i count? Had its own monarchy too.
Vermont was independent too for a while.
California tried to be independent for a while.
“California tried to be independent for a while.”
Jesus, if they would only be so now.
California was also it’s own republic, but supposedly Texas’ entry included a right to secede, as the legend goes , don’t know about reality.
The original Constitution had that language. After Appomattox and Bennet House Texas had to write s new constitution to be re-admitted to the Union. That language was out.
Oh yeah, duh, totally forgot about Hawaii.
I became a Broncos fan in 1977, when they played the Cowboys in the SB. Everyone was saying “the Cowboys, the Cowboys” – they’re gonna win!” As a little kid, I hated that, and went for the underdog.
They lost. Fuck it. Sometimes you have to go with your heart.
“twas the cheerleaders for me.
Okay. you win, sir.
That is a convincing argument.
The Patriots play tomorrow.
Charles Woodson tweeted “NOW he misses a field goal in the snow.”
That’s funny right there.
That’s fantastic.
Just to note, I will be out drinking with the beer club while you are making fun of my article. But I will check in and drunk-comment around 9 pm CST.
Have at it.
Mandatory.
The only way to comment.
Phrase I’ll never utter, “beer club.”
Except, I guess I just did.
I’m interested in reading it. It’s always a good thing to learn more about different ways to make alcohol.
It’s a good one, as usual.
History, drama, comedy, it’s all there.
Good luck, kiddo.
If it makes you feel any better, I’ve got jerk chicken marinading while I flip between football and hockey.
Um, no, it doesn’t.
Have a great rest of your weekend, kids!
Snow is falling in central VA. We aren’t supposed to get much from this system, but I still noticed the normal VA weather hysteria while making a beer run earlier (i.e. no bread, milk, water in the grocery store) I am watching the light snow while having some beer and watching football. It’s going well so far. Apparently we might get a somewhat severe snowstorm around next weekend. That is inconvenient because it is when my company yearly party is supposed to be. Weather will determine whether or not I can attend. Worst case I can wait for the open bar and nice hotel again next year.
I just carried out the e̵m̵b̵a̵r̵r̵a̵s̵s̵i̵n̵g̵l̵y̵ ̵h̵u̵g̵e̵ ̵p̵i̵l̵e̵ ̵o̵f̵ ̵b̵e̵e̵r̵ ̵c̵a̵n̵s̵ regular trash to the bin, and it seems my slice of SW Ohio got 5, maybe 6 inches of snow. Despite the end-of-the-world predictions from the local news channels, its what we used to just call “winter”.
Our news was talking about how you Southerners were getting hit by the snow more then us. My neck of the woods just got a dusting, and the dry sandy stuff, so it’ll blow away/melt once the some comes out tomorrow.
Totally dry here.
We have almost no snow. Is this climate change?!?
There’s a small coating of snow on the ground here from a storm a couple days ago. No snow in the forecast for the next few days because all the storms stay south of here. I’m fine with that. Sure, I spent lots of money on a fancy new snowblower but I’m perfectly happy not using it.
I picked up several packages of ice melt two years ago, last winter was so mild I think I used it three times through the winter. This year I haven’t needed to use it at all. I haven’t even needed to shovel this year so far.
I don’t treat my driveway. It gets a lot of sun so once I clear the snow and get close enough to the asphalt, the sun takes care of the rest.
The very first snowfall of the season here was in November. I ran my old snowblower for that because they new one hadn’t shown up yet. Since then, I have not needed the new snowblower. The only snow that’s fallen since it showed up was light enough that I used the shovel.
Thinking about it now, I think there has only been one significant snowfall here since my new snowblower showed up.
Come mend your snubbing ways by shoveling me out.
Euphemism?
Because that’s just smokin’ hot!
You really want an Old Man to beat you to a pulp? That would just be embarrassing.
Fine.
*puts shovel away*
About a foot on the ground here.
Had my chimney cleaned today. $200
/not a euphemism/
Dittoes in NYC – totally dry. Cold AF for us, though (20s).
I was working with a guy out in Utah once, many years ago. He’d manage to spend some time in Cincinnati during winter storm, and he compared their mountain snow as “fluffy and happy”, while ours was “wet and angry”.
I was talking to someone based out of Memphis the other day, and he asked where I was based out of. When I said Ohio, he decided to ask about the weather. When I mentioned it was mid-20’s and snowing, he was shocked that the office was open. He said that if there was an inch, the whole town would shut down. I had to explain that wouldn’t work up here, or we’d be shut down for the entire winter.
And if he wants wet and angry, send him up to the snow belt when a blizzard rolls through.
Ha ha ha – from Florida! I had the AC on the other night. /dick
Mormon versus non-Mormon snow.
The show I shovelled off the sidewalk today does seem to be pretty wet and sticky. It would stick to the snow shovel, making it necessary for me to thump the thing on the ground sideways to get it all off.
Despite the end-of-the-world predictions
The predictions often rate from nothing to a lot. This guy is usually pretty dead on with his forecasts. He focuses on the mid-Atlantic region and he was dead on for the last few snowstorms as I recall, particularly the early December one we had here. He says maybe blizzard conditions a week out, which would be neat, but I who knows.
e̵m̵b̵a̵r̵r̵a̵s̵s̵i̵n̵g̵l̵y̵ ̵h̵u̵g̵e̵ ̵p̵i̵l̵e̵ ̵o̵f̵ ̵b̵e̵e̵r̵ ̵c̵a̵n̵s̵
At least cans are quieter than bottles.
Oh, when my jam was Coors Light in 40 oz bottles, my recycle bin being emptied in the wee hours sounded like someone emptying a bar’s dumpster.
Speaking of which, Wifey took my empties in the other day and the girl at the recycling center recognized my truck and the fact that I bag my empties in fifties. She asked if it was indeed my truck and then exclaimed “Oh, we love that guy! No counting, just in and out!” The girls at the recycling depot recognize me. I feel the shame.
So… are the girls at the recycling center hot?
Depends. Washed up crack-ho hot or Lounge lizard hot? They’ve probably got twenty teeth between them so no, the girls at the recycling center are not hot.
… the girls at the recycling center are not hot.
That is the least surprising thing I’ve read all week.
Hope it’s deep enough to shut down D.C. on Monday. Oh, wait a minute..
Me too. Please keep snowing.
I can see a little snow on the north face of the Rincons. Does that count?
I’m not a fan of the Rams, but I’m definitely an anti-fan of the Cowboys. Mostly because of the “America’s Team” arrogance.
I’m rooting for the Cowboys because I can’t support a team from LA. I may find myself in a predicament with regard to the Chargers/Patriots game though. I really really really do not want to see the Patriots at (or win…) another Super Bowl.
538 has Chiefs and Saints in the Superbowl.
They’re better at football than politics.
Beat me to it.
Do you have power back?
Yes, it came back on around 3-ish central, which was just in time to get the routers and cable box rebooted for the game.
Oh, also, congrats on getting your house back to yourself!
How much snow in your area? We had 10-12 inches here in Olathe.
Somewhere between 8 and 10 inches in Liberty.
That’s quite a lot for Olathe. Not sure I ever saw that much.
God obviously loves you.
The two top seeds? Bold prediction there.
“I’m not a fan of the Chargers, but I’m definitely an anti-fan of the Cowboys.”
YES, YES, YES!
I HATE HATE HATE the Cowboys. Even more than the Raiders.
^ Kinda like anyone but the Yankees or Canadiens. I concur.
Dad was a Bruins fan – Mom was a Canadiens fan. I don’t know how I even got conceived. (and I was a 2nd child)
I hope you shared dramatic recreation of your parents meeting with them.
(Yes, I shared that some weeks ago. It’s still awesome).
Yeah, that cracks me up every time. The guy’s expression is priceless.
Feel free to repost as necessary,
Alcohol?
Probably.
I’ve shared my dislike of the Beatles plenty of times on this site but if it weren’t for their appearance on Ed Sullivan I wouldn’t be here. Mom had a thing for Paul and I was conceived that very night. They never talked about it (Thank God) but I did the math.
Hey, if you don’t like America’s Team go back to Russia. If Putin knows what American football is I bet he pulls for a team that isn’t the Cowboys.
This guy? Definite Cowboys fan.
That’s funny, right there.
If he had an AK slung across his back it’d be perfect.
Yep. Christ, what an asshole.
A little Gosling’s Old Rum to finish the night.
I’m drinking a cocktail of mostly champagne and Sambuca, and it’s gross. The only reason I made it is to use up the Sambuca, which I believe to be nasty and ruinous to everything you mix it with.
But I seem to have inherited my dad’s compulsion against throwing away food (or alcohol) even if it’s disgusting and brings you no enjoyment whatsoever. Maybe I’ll just bite the bullet and dump it out.
How many sambucas?
Got to attend a very fun greater Albuquerque Glibs get together earlier today. Probably should have announced it beforehand, but we’ll do it again sometime (esp. when we get visitors!).
Thank you very much, site founders and implementors.
Indeed, we’ll need to do it again sometime. Soon!
Heads-up to folks in the nearby area (Q, we’re looking at you!)
I didn’t know there was a quorum of Glibs in ABQ. That’s my stomping grounds when I’m in the US.
And next time… darts. And shots.
In which order?
Both.
Works for me.
Tongue darts and facial shots. You guys know how to pardeee.
Albuquerque
Should have made a left turn.
And Breaking Bad! You ever heard of Breaking Bad? IT WAS FILMED IN ALBUQUERQUE OMFG.
And also Sunshine Cleaning, but nobody remembers that.
Father-in-law was an extra in that flick. Also Beerfest but he was always embarrassed about that one.
Oh, man. Why?? That’s a solid movie! I knew a woman who did rigging for Beerfest. (Another CNM alum, as it happens.) She says she was asked by Chandrasekhar to move a box, and she asked him “Right meow?” and he just gave her a look, so she dropped it.
I grew up in the time of ‘Chatboards’, but the Broken Lizard chatboard is where I honed my skills at telling stories that border on illegal, so you have them to thank for all my contributions here.
Jemez Springs
Rogue Guns! Anti-Gun PSA
Is he still on hiatus or is he coming back? I hated him when he was on Fox News but his YouTube show is actually pretty funny.
Is he still on hiatus or is he coming back?
He’s back
Crowder is a douche nozzle, and the gun on a stick was too over the top, ruining the comedy.
Being a douche is his shtick but he has his moments.
He’s like that one non trad that gets into a frat.
The article is officially submitted! New cartoon on Tuesday!
Ohhhh! CAR-toon. I read that as New Moon.
Then again, its not on Monday, either.
My mom thought it was Bathroom on the Right until she was almost 30.
I still hear washed out like a douche
Supposedly, the Stone Temple Pilots song Vasoline was based on Scott Wieland mishearing The Eagles’ Life in the Fastlane.
Tough to be “thank you” Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin
Was that after you pumped your way into your hat?
I’ve mentioned before but Wifey thought “Blitzkrieg Bop” was “Let’s Drink Pop” for forty years.
The girlfriend still can’t tell the difference between the Clash, the Ramones, and the Dead Kennedys. I can’t even imagine how you can get those three bands confused. I mean we’re not talking about the Descendents and All.
Da Fuck? Srsly? I like all of those bands, but they have nothing in common.
Of course, I’d have trouble telling J Kelly, Mos Def and Jay-Z apart. All music you hate sounds the same.
It’s easy, one made shit music with an American accent, the other made shit music with a British accent, and the third doesn’t matter.
^this, a lot
BP: Yeah, considering that even the vocalists sound nothing alike, and the musical talent between the bands is quite different, she just guesses. Yet, she says she likes punk music…
CPRM: I thought I liked you man. While I dislike most of the politics of the Clash and the Dead Kennedys, their songs are damned catchy and good for raging with.
That Clash song is poppyer than a Green Day song.
The Clash had any number of great songs.
They had plenty of great ones.
…another rubber in the night…
Strangers in the night, exchanging rubbers. This ones much too tight, let’s try another…
rolled up like a douche, another rubber in the night.
That one weird dove?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJWoOiiewI0
I don’t know who I want to win: The Not-Rams or the Not-Cowboys.
Typically in games like this, I root for the defense. Whichever one is on the field.
Root for the Rams to win by less than seven points. Or alternately the Cowboys to win by whatever.
I want not-Cowboys to win. I don’t care if they cover the spread. (e.g. didn’t bet on this game)
Meh, almost all of the teams I root against are out. There’s already signs up here in CLE claiming that 2019 is going to be the year of the Browns. Considering three games were decided by 3 points or less, it’s actually possible for the Browns to make it to the playoffs next year. It’ll be entertaining to watch the black and gold start giving way back to the orange and brown again.
I’ve always rooted for the Brown’s to do better, but I can’t foot for Baker Mayfield. I’m conflicted.
Root*
There a reason for the Baker Mayfield dislike? So far, from the little I’ve seen, I like the kid.
Having watched Hard Knocks, I like the kid as well.
I suspect I will long regret this draft move not happening (though that may just be agent bullshit).
This one made me a Baker believer, though reluctantly.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkn40mBEy0
My niece’s boyfriend works for the Browns as one of their drummers, so it’s been fun talking to him about the changes this season. But stories like this make me like the kid more. The fact he’s been a great quarterback just makes it even better.
I heard a stat a few weeks back – over something like the last 7 seasons, most games lost by one score or less: The Browns.
The most games one by one score or less: The Patriots.
I interpret that as the Browns just need to be a bit more consistent and they’d be in the hunt & the Pats have been “dominant” by consistently being slightly better than everyone else.
As a Pats fan, that feels right – 2007 aside, they rarely roll over the rest of the league, they just get it done.
This season was different. There were crowds out for the games, people were proudly wearing Browns garb. Stores were putting up pro-Browns signs. For the first time in probably a decade, the fans here have hope again. The team was able to win, you could see promise, and for a brief time, they were actually in the playoff hunt. That’s a hell of a turnaround from the past two seasons going 1 – 31.
Ha ha ha – yeah, they sucked. They sucked bad. But they stood up this year.
Wifey changed service providers and I lost all of my sports channels a few months ago. Truth to tell I don’t miss them except for the Golf Channel which was a wonderful somnambulate.
Cast Iron Pizza | How to Make Deep Dish Pizza
Idk. It doesn’t seem like real deep dish pizza.
Woot!
I love a good ham and pineapple too.
Nope.
It’s gotta be Canadian bacon and pineapple.
| but I love a good ham and pineapple too.
$5 he’s got Robby hair, and cant change a tire.
Real deep dish has never actually been tried. Those pizzas you didn’t like were just crony thick crust.
/applause
I give myself a -5, crony should have been ‘state’ to get the real flavor.
That’s pizza bread.
This is pizza bread. I’ve done a breakfast version of one of those once.
The Glib argument is that deep dish isn’t pizza, whether it’s good or not, and that pineapple on pizza is still pizza, though it’s not good.
Of course it’s pizza. That was not deep dish.
Yeah, it does not appear to be deep dish, which isn’t pizza. This is like calling all cocktails “martinis”.
“Calling deep dish pizza is like calling all cocktails ‘martinis'”.
What do you want in terms of royalties? Because that’s a t-shirt right there.
Deep dish. That’s a lasagna right? And pineapple, belongs on pizza.
I call incomplete on that.
Gaddannigt.
On what? is there some kind of sporting event? *Checks Packers schedule.* Nope, sports are done until August.
Ahem. The Australian Open begins in about 24 hours. And five different women can become #1 by winning.
I said sports Ted, not things bored people do.
Poor SP, trying to fold up packing boxes with her tiny hands. Shame on you, OMWC, shame…
Ranking Fast Food Fried Chicken Sandwiches From Worst To First
I do like me some Chick-fil-A
Chicken too good.
Making me want Chick-fil-A when it won’t be open for another 33 hours? Cruel.
Chick-fil-A is the Lord’s chicken. It is known.
We don’t have: Checkers, We don’t have Sonic, We don’t have Burger Fi, We don’t have Bo Jangles, We don’t have Zaxbie’s here, No PDQ here, No Raising Caines here, no Shake Shack here, No Chic-Fila here. Ranking the rest we do have, McDonald’s, Culver’s, Hardee’s, Burger King, Arby’s and Wendy’s.
I haven’t been to half those places. I haven’t even heard of some of them.
So you live in a food desert.
I’ve heard I do, despite living outside of town and still being within a mile of a store that sells fresh produce, so I got no clue what that term means anymore.
That’s OK – I also live in a USDA designated food desert (I used the “food desert locator” tool on their website). Within the alleged food desert is:
– Kroger with a complete meat and produce section
– A family-owned market with locally produced meat, vegetables, and dairy
– Farmer’s market in the spring and summer
– A bulk health food store
– A bakery
– Countless non-fastfood restaurants
… But yea, food deserts are totally a nationwide problem. Sure.
If you don’t have Golden Pride then you do, indeed, live in a food desert.
Their green chile stew is to die for.
I thought Albuquerque was in the desert?
I love the chicken strips at Raising Cane’s and had no idea they had a sandwich.
I’m guessing the Jack in the Box chicken sandwich tastes just like everything else at Jack in the Box.
When you manage to make Jim Acosta not the dumbest person at your office.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGW-esNjnIA
Sweet Jesus. Did someone in their office lose a bet?
Jesus H Fuq. If I restart the comic, it should be “Secret Russian President”.
Lol. My coworker is an avid CNN viewer. Reading these comments I can read them seamlessly in his voice.
Memo to ‘Green New Deal’ critics: The original New Deal worked
“The writer is a retired professor of economics.”
Provides 0 data to support their argument and ends the letter with the comment above. Calling bullshit.
*Pours a 40 of milk down the drain*
For my homeboy, FDR.
Or Ted.
Definitely Ted.
I read “retarded” and I can’t say I’m wrong.
By that logic, we should call for a 90% cut in taxes and spending, and call it the libertarian new deal.
Wait, we don’t?
“Evidence abounds that economies fail and abuses of the environment expand in societies where government’s role as a watchdog and spender is excessively curtailed.” No wonder the USSR was an economic powerhouse with an enviable environmental record.
Only an economist could refer to a vicious and bloody conflict that engulfed almost the entire world in war as a “large spending program.” I include pre-war FDR in this as the “New Deal” was merely an attempt to prevent America from going commie by going fascist.
I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system?
FACISM IS, UH, FREE MARKETZ!
WWII pulled the economy up, not the FDR bullshit. We boomed at the end of the war from pent up demand and having the only unbombed economic base. We put a smaller percentage in uniform than any major WWII cpmbatant because of the combined decision to have the US econ base supply all the Allies.
I don’t want another WW to be required to save us from the economic collapse by the watermelon seizure of the economy.
That’s a big point that a lot of so-called economists skip over. Today, our firms have massive competition from China, India, and South America, and none of those regions were major industrial powers in the ’50s.
And where is the evidence the spending worked? The New Deal was under way for 6 or so years before the US entered WWII. The economy was still in the tank.
The results of the New Deal were obfuscated by the effects of the war on the American economy and public opinion. You had a large number of able-bodied, unemployed men who were taken in by the draft or otherwise employed by war-time industry. You had a sudden, massive increase in demand from the government for manufactured goods, from tanks to bandages, and a public opinion that was generally uncritical. The American economy in a short period of time became devoted towards the war effort. That’s what brought the US out of the Depression, not the TVA. The notion that a proto-preppie Yankee aristocrat somehow crafted the perfect marriage of government intervention with economic systems is frankly laughable.
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
“Green spending is as effective a boost to incomes and quality of life as war spending, and without the negative consequences of armed conflict. ”
Only a credentialed economist could write something so stupid.
That has to be satire.
If only it was.
You forgot the cogimen, “moron”.
Slutty Saturday rolls on with scenic landscapes!
http://archive.is/zB7Dr
Keep scrolling back and forth between 1 and 3.
Lots of crazy eyes in this batch.
11 and 16.
Holy crap. Loaded with bunny boilers.
Hey! Just because a chick has light eyes doesn’t necessarily mean she’ll snip your willy off in the pre-dawn hours. I have it on good authority that blue eyed girls only do it 5/4 of the time and green-eyed ones are 11/8!
Good thing my eyes are hazel. There’s a gold ring right around each pupil that fades/feathers into green with a dark blue/green boarder to the whites.
I am told it’s called central Heterochromia and could inticate a type of chimerism.
Slutty Saturday featuring slutty cavemen.
https://www.sciencealert.com/ancient-humans-had-sex-with-a-lot-more-than-just-neanderthals-scientists-find
Homo Sapiens: “We were a young species and we needed the money!”
They were ‘just experimenting’
HOMO SMITH EXPERIMENTS WITH ALL SORT
You know what, let’s just nip that one in the bud.
This one time, in cave painting camp….
Judging by the horse, sheep, and donkey fucking articles on this site, it’s not for the money.
don’t forget cows
Thanks for reminding me.
They were working their way through college in order to earn a degree in Social Work. Fucking haters…
You fuck one homo floresiensis…
This calls for some Semi-Sonic
Wait, they have TWO songs?
They must have been socialists. I hear that’s where all the good sex is.
My son has his own YouTube channel and show — The Explosive Show. Give him some clicks. You don’t have to really watch.
He said I needed to go see ‘Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of ving grundy’ and I tagged out. Better ‘studio’ than I had for for my short lived podcast, so dad of the year points to you.
Using YouTube’s legendary automatic closed captioning, eh?
The ‘studio’ is our finished basement.
Grindelvald, surely.
Much better than I’d have done at his age. Young me and my friend: “What are you doin’?” “Nothing. How bout you.” “Nothing.”
I would have been better at his age than I am now. Cymbalta drives down the creativity, thank my liver I drink to counter act it.
Had to google that. Antidepressant, eh? You drink while you’re on those?
I don’t drink. Drinking is a state of being, don’t you even Buddah? (Yeah, I drink, a lot)
I’ve worked on Cymbalta before (advertising … but I don’t think I ever sold any of my ideas.)
Where did the name come from? I watched 10 minutes of episode 4. Nothing blew up and no one farted.
But those are some buzzfeed worthy graphics. Top 5 Best Explosives Show Graphics is sure to be in their future, as long as they say something ati-Trump.
He does a pretty good Trump impersonation. He loves Alex Jones – thinks he’s hilarious.
He was originally known as “Explosive EJF” — why he came up with that I have no idea. His idea was to make a ‘kids’ version of this.
I thought that was the ‘kids’ version. Am I ‘old’?! DUN DUN DUN!
I still don’t get it but I’m probably forty years older than your son. Good for him for doing it.
That’s cool. I subscribed but when are they gonna start ranking hot teachers or the best way to clean those pesssthky athletic sthoocks?
Keep watching. You never know what might happen. Thanks!
I agree with his scooter rider policy.
Speaking of YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9E2nOdedQI
What the hell was that? I why wasn’t my Avitar in there?
Maybe I’ll make another. It was a test run.
The old “consumption makes us rich!” argument. https://youtu.be/RW_TwM7cNJ0?t=256
Too little too late for the Cowboys I’m guessing. Not that I care. Looking forward to Philip Rivers and the Spanos clan have their dreams crushed again tomorrow.
Dallas got plain ol’ beat.
Dog, it is 18 degrees out. Why do you want to go out again?
Pie wishes it were 18 degrees.
If your dog is like my dog it’s because he heard something, it’s time to explore the neighborhood, bladder is full, it’s time for a surprise poop, another dog was barking….
Full bladder – 2 hours after last emptying it. Thankfully she was happy to head straight back in when she was done.
In my house, Dog 1 will go outside because he has no other option (as at least one person is awake and downstairs) but to pee outside of the house. Dog 2 will then sense this, and immediately go outside to go see where Dog 1 peed. She may or may not decide to also pee at this time. Seconds later, she will come inside. Dog 1, wondering why Dog 2 went outside, may think he’d like to go outside and see if Dog 2 saw something interesting. I’ve wiled way hours working from home letting dogs in and out of the house on a rotating fifteen minute schedule this way.
Hah! Rams win, and I have a new Squier Strat! WOOT!
OK, it seems weird to come to Phoenix from Chicago and eat pierogis for dinner. But somehow it worked. Met up with a couple of old friends from the Reason days, planted our asses at a table, drank Polish beer, and downed impossible quantities of pierogi while an accordionist played Bach, Simon and Garfunkel, Beatles, and Doors. Surreal.
+1 cultural melting pot.
The popularity of accordions is the only reason I might be induced to set foot in Chicago. I play a Nobility 120-bass; mostly French and Polish songs.
But Milwaukee probably has a lot of accordionists, too…
If I weren’t worried about doxing myself I’d give you a youtube channel to watch, OMWC knows what I’m saying.
Yeah, it’s a pity not to be able to share that, it’s terrific.
Still thin you’ll have time for one last trip up here? I wish we had cabs or Uber round these parts so you could come see me in my natural environment where I can drink freely before you move.
Good thing you’re a bassist, or I’d have to give you an Internet noogie.
Haha no, the “120-bass” refers to the 120 bass buttons on an accordion. I’m an accordionist.
/bows and submits head for Internet noogie
A gentleman is someone who can play accordion and doesn’t.
When I was like 7 y/o, my grandmother made me take accordion lessons. I was pissed. The fuggin thing was bigger than me, and there were exactly none in any rock band I’d ever heard. All i remember is oom-pah-pah and getting messed with by all my classmates. My brother got the violin. I was jelly.
I’m reminded of a quote from Weird Al Yankovic: “My parents got a coupon for free guitar lessons or free accordion lessons. Guess which one they picked?”
But seriously, despite the dorky reputation of the accordion, I think they’re pretty interesting. Most people I encounter think that it’s pretty awesome; they’ve usually never met an accordion player before or even seen an accordion in person.
Yeah, I’ve since seen some cool-ish things done with them. But circa 1975, I was ashamed to be involved at all.
Really, I’ve seen and heard lots of accordions, but I grew up in polka country
Yea, I’m in Ohio, so it’s not really accordion country (with the possible exception of Minster).
The closest I’ve ever come to meeting another accordion player is when a girl was at my house, saw my accordion, and exclaimed, “my grandpa has one of those!”
Go much further North. I live less then ten minutes away from Polish Village. There’s quite a few accordion players up here.
The only live one I’ve ever seen is one of the regular panhandlers I used to see working my subway commute.
Nobody needs more than one culture.
Not even probiotics?
Ba-zing!
I was expecting some sort of thicc Asian twerking while eating BBQ.
And the twist is its a thicc BBQ eating an Asian while twerking!
HeRoiC MuLatTo GeTs EdIt PriViLeGeS
Aren’t you proof it does?
More proof.
‘I got the Yellow Fever and the only cure is more cowbell!’ Or my rejected senior quote ‘I love to eat Chinese, but I won’t touch the food’.
that depends on your definitions
You think so?
https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/12/lisa-page-hillary-clinton-fbi/
I’m drunk, but I’ll leave who ever is left in Glibworld with a Collective Soul song
Dude drunk at 8 in the morning is weird
Obviously you’re not from Wisconsin,
Fuck you and your Eastern European priviledge.
Yeah, drunk and done…
What the hell is wrong with you?
I can understand being mad at a Sconnie for being drunk by midnight, I’ve been up since 4am, but if you’re talking shit about Collective Soul I’ll beat you about your face!
It’s definitely the latter. Nothin’ wrong with the former.
SO which one of you won money of the Footballs today?
I don’t get paid for the footballs until tomorrow.
Mine are already mushed. I thought the Cowboys would cover and the Colts to show up.
Damned Crimson Tide took my bettin’ money for this season, so I’m out of the game until I recharge in the fall.
You know who else cared about the outcome of sporting events?
Betting is usually a losing proposition. Yet it still beckons. I can call this one. It’s a winner. I do better on political bets.
Jorge Ben is the man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uCazqu2Xfs4