The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 24: Coup

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  1. Yusef in Space……

    Boris needs Donald’s comb,
    Great work!

    1. CPRM

      Thanks.

  2. DEG

    I like Boris Johnson’s guest appearance.

    I’ve never noticed the food stains on Donald’s clothes.

    1. CPRM

      The stains have been there the whole time.

      1. DEG

        It shows how observant I am.

        1. Sean

          Maybe you need glasses?

          1. DEG

            Heh.

            SOON

          2. Sean

            I wear my contacts most of the time, but I have ordered multiple sets from glassesusa.com
            I recommend them highly. Watch for coupon codes. The last pair I got were under $90 with the highest index lenses.

          3. DEG

            That’s not a bad price, though I’ve been leery of buying glasses on-line given how fucked my eyes are.

        2. CPRM

          Sir Digby thought maybe I should add some stains to Boris, but I shutter to even think what the British equivalent of ketchup and mustard are.

          1. Not Adahn

            HP sauce.

            Possibly Branston pickle.

          2. Mmmm, Hewlett Packard sauce.

          3. Nephilium

            HP sauce and mushy peas.

          4. Gustave Lytton

            HP sauce is no longer British and they fucked up the recipe. Thanks Heinz.

          5. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            In my defense (and your’s), you did alter my initial perception of it. So, I suppose you did, in fact, shutter.

            /I do still kinda like the idea of malt vinegar stains….

    2. Rhywun

      Boris!! ???

      I’ve never heard him speak before. He sounds… challenged.

      1. Spudalicious

        In reality, he’s a Rhode’s Scholar.

        1. CPRM

          So was Bill Clinton, I don’t think that program is all it’s hyped up to be.

          1. Spudalicious

            Bill actually has an IQ of 182. Think about it, minor politician out of Arkansas to two term President.

          2. MikeS

            Yeah, Bill’s no dummy. Of all the living presidents, Bill is tops of my list for wanting to sit down and have too may beers with.

            Assuming I don’t suicide myself the next day because he let something slip.

          3. Fourscore

            I always thought Bill would be the guy with the funny dirty jokes at a dinner party, he would know them all. I just wouldn’t want him sitting next to my wife.

          4. Rhywun

            I think it’s an act, in both cases.

          5. CPRM

            Rachel Maddow as well.

          6. And Pat Haden, the former USC QB that everyone used to think of first when talking about Rhodes Scholars.

            I was at a seated formal dinner about 20 years ago where the guy to my left — who looked and acted just like George Costanza — swore that he had been a finalist for the Rhodes, but lost out to Pat Haden. I said something like ‘what a coincidence you lost to the only guy anyone’s heard of who got the scholarship’. He wasn’t happy. Later he ‘spilled’ a full glass of red wine on my light gray tie, swearing it was an accident. Everyone else at the table said they thought he did it on purpose. I almost took a swing at him but my wife talked me out of it.

            And that’s my Rhodes scholar story!

  3. hayeksplosives

    That is fucking fantastic . I actually hurt something laughing over the Boris addition.
    Harpy Noyers!

    1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

      ……Did you ever figure out what got hurt?

      /asking for a friend

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I think there should be Boris Johnson/Donald Trump/Boris Yeltsin summit.

    Make it happen!

    1. hayeksplosives

      We will have to hire a medium then, because Yeltsin drank himself to death.

  5. Some friends had us over for new years, and we celebrated with London. Brilliant idea for a bunch of families with preschoolers!

    1. straffinrun

      Knife attacks and arrests for FB posts. Sounds like a fun New Years party!

  6. So it’s my mom’s birthday and we are having cake and ice cream. I am blurgh. Yugggg

    1. Not Adahn

      So your mom has had an excuse to stay up until midnight and drink champers her whole life?

    1. Nephilium

      They do tweak the recipe every year, but it’s usually a spiced brown ale. They used to release 1.5 L bottles as well (for ~$15).

      1. DEG

        I’ve seen those bottles.

  7. Not Adahn

    Really???

    It’s been TWENTY-FOUR EPISODES??!?

    Also, it’s the teeth that made BoJo’s hair.

    What away to close out the year.

    1. CPRM

      It’s been TWENTY-FOUR EPISODES??!?

      Well, 25, I don’t count the Glibs anniversary special in the episode count, because if anyone else were to watch it’s just too much of an in joke.

  8. Rebel Scum

    So I’m with the lady at this hotel downtown. We have a wonderful view of a parking deck and I-95. We were just at the hotel bar and some skank’s showed up. The lady looked at me as if it was my fault that I noticed said skank’s. It ain’t my fault that I’m a man that appreciates the female form. And we’ll be back down for the new year’s thing they are doing. Anyway, happy new years to everyone.

    1. Drake

      Happy New Year to you and the skanks!

  9. Yusef in Space……

    I’m sitting with Bella, drinking some Old Rasputin Imperial Stout, classical music, and Sparklers, not too bad for a lonely old Man…
    /Got my Glibs!

    1. Spudalicious

      It can always be worse, buddy. And Old Rasputin is a nice friend to have.

  10. Tulip

    You are SO AWESOME!

    1. CPRM

      *blushes*

      1. Tulip

        Well you are! *smooch*

        1. CPRM

          Sexual assault!!!

          1. Tulip

            Smooch, smooch, smooch. I can’t resist you.

          2. CPRM

            If only. I could use a sugar momma.

          3. Tulip

            Patreon isn’t enough?!

          4. Tulip

            Wishing you all the best in the new year!

          5. CPRM

            I’m hoping all the HR managers at jobs I’ve applied for have been on vacation, I’ve gotten a little stir crazy being unemployed.

          6. Tulip

            Ahh. Well where are you? I could maybe help (platonically), briefly.

          7. Tulip

            I’m on the left.

          8. CPRM

            First off, I’m an excellent driver, so maybe that pic works. Second off, I’m in central Wisconsin, there lies all of life’s problems except access to alcohol and my house that I love.

          9. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            That pic IS ebay-worthy.

            /just sayin’….

  11. Tulip

    Hey Straffinrun, did I miss the end of the challenge? I took an internet vacation as we was an actual vacation.

    1. CPRM

      Yeah, it went up last Thursday.

      1. Tulip

        Ok, I’ll post stuff on it tomorrow.

        1. straffinrun

          There you are. Glad you’re back. Make sure you let me know when you post it. Looking forward to seeing the old man fishing. *Looks at spelling of my handle* That is respect .

  12. Sean

    Good stuff CPRM.

  13. Tulip

    I want to thank Atanarjuat for being willing to drive THREE HOURS to meet up with me. Unfortunately, it didn’t work with my schedule, but I really appreciate it. Thank you again.

    1. CPRM

      Getting ready for a smelt fry?

    2. Tulip

      Why did it ask me if I’m over 18? It’s just fish.

      1. Yusef in Space……

        Red Snapper or Green Snapper?

      2. *shrug *

        Maybe they’re afraid the fish are fucking. Wouldn’t be the first time I posted fish sex videos..

        1. Tulip

          Freak

          1. Sorry, sorry.. fish breeding

            *mutters about prudery*

    3. Spudalicious

      You’re in an aquarium full of neons?

      1. I could go for it. I once saw images from a guy who had an entire room set up as an Amazonian biome. He had to break out the scuba gear to clean the water section.

  14. Fourscore

    Always enjoyable, CPRM. I’ll be ready for the New Year’s Special in a week, as well. Thanks

  15. Tulip

    Happy New Year everyone! I’m grateful for this place!

    1. Missed you, Tulip!!!

      1. Tulip

        Missed you too, but I had a wonderful, introvert, vacation. I walked on the beach, painted, cooked, and toured some lighthouses. It was too short.

        1. Tulip

          My gloriously tacky souvenir: https://photos.app.goo.gl/ZRfWaRRVtcXoCEo68
          I’m going to use it as a tribute.

          1. Tulip

            Trivet, not tribute

    2. Yusef in Space……

      I think we are going on four years, Merry New Year Tulip!

      1. Tulip

        Happy New year, Yusef!. Wishing you and Wendy health and security in the new year!

  16. Gustave Lytton

    Interesting. Tried searching a Google search for “thomas massie prius” for that I Love Coal license plate. Clicked on the Images tab. Just generic Prius images, none of which have anything to do with Massie, supposedly one of the search terms. From the original search results, scrolled down to the Images block and clicked more, supposedly goes to the same Images tab but features head shots of Massie, followed by the generic Prius images. Neither results uses the entire search terms. What utter crap. Google is going down hill, but it’s not because of a supposed brain drain or unfeeling corporate culture that doesn’t care enough about employees.

    1. CPRM

      Maybe because he has a Tesla, not a Prius?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        *hangs head in shame*

        Next year!

          1. commodious spittoon

            North Dakota Fed? Do they even have a Fed branch?

          2. MikeS

            No. And why do you ask that like it’s a bad thing?

          3. commodious spittoon

            Nah, just razzing on the plate.

          4. MikeS

            Yeah. And I was razzing on your question.

            Try and keep up.

      2. straffinrun

        Needed a good old laugh this morning. LOL.

        1. MikeS

          Straff! We’re all dying to know…how is 2020? Did Trump ruin it already?

          1. straffinrun

            *Looks out window* Why is everything gold plated?

          2. Gustave Lytton

            It’s the best year. The classiest.

    2. Rhywun

      none of which have anything to do with […] one of the search terms

      That makes me mental. I have found it increasingly impossible to get Google to search on the freaking words I enter. The special syntax doesn’t work, either.

      1. CPRM

        yeah, they seemed to have ditched the “, + and – modifiers at least 5 years ago.

        1. DEG

          Supposedly they are still available (go to the advanced search page under settings on the search results page), but sometimes I wonder.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        They know better of what results you want, not what you type.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I think their target audience is people who type in natural language queries like Google is a person instead of a glorified pattern matcher.

          1. Rhywun

            I have actually tried resorting to that a few times recently. It doesn’t really help.

      3. Nephilium

        I was searching for an issue with CUIC the other day, and every fucking result came back for CUCM (missing CUIC). JFC! I’m specifically looking for something that I’ve added a + to!

  17. Spudalicious

    Nice work, CPRM! Off to the new year.

  18. Cannoli

    Happy New Year Glibs!

  19. MikeS

    I’m gonna cum!

    Well, I was going to until I saw that increasing my Patreon contribution to 250% of the previous value went unrecognized.

    Why? Why?!

    1. CPRM

      Why?

      Because I still haven’t figured out how to get accurate updates and statistics through the Patreon interface? Or because I hat you. One or the other.

      1. MikeS

        He hats me! He really hats me!

        1. Spudalicious

          What can I say? You’re very hattable.

          1. MikeS

            Like you’re so fedorable.

          2. Sorry I laughed so loud I scared you, kitty.

            *kitty glares at me*

        1. CPRM

          Speaking of which, you know, I could proclaim some one else Supreme Overlord, I have that power. You can’t coast forever.

          I’d be a terrible Mafia Don.

          1. *clears throat*

            *motions toward PayPal *

          2. CPRM

            I proclaim trshmnstr has again won the very fair and objective election for Supreme Overlord!

          3. *bows regally and assumes the porcelain throne*

          4. Spudalicious

            Suck up.

          5. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            Same as Wisconsin

          6. Tulip

            No kidding

          7. CPRM

            Holds back on making the disgusting and ungentlemanly joke about how Tulip could suck up to me. That would just be disgusting and untoward. You bunch of sick freaks! I won’t do it!

          8. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            Harrumph!

            /no, no–not, “Her rump”…”Harrumph”

  20. AlmightyJB

    Nicely done:) Boris was a nice addition.

    1. straffinrun

      Yep. Since Boris doesn’t have a hat, wonder what article of clothing could be used instead.

  21. LJW

    Happy New Year. Currently in the middle of a battle with the stomach flu. Hoping to leave all my shit behind in 2019, literally and figuratively.

    1. Tulip

      That sucks. So sorry.

  22. Ownbestenemy

    Alright…teens munchies are set. Got some wings, jalepano popper dip, twive baked potstoes, taco bar set up…

    Now dad has the beer and scotch for the evening.

    Happy new years

    1. Rhywun

      twive baked potstoes

      Have another one, dude.

      1. westernsloper

        That might be the best typo ever. Now I want to make that.

    1. Tulip

      Assholes

    2. commodious spittoon

      Lux ? Alptraum — CATS (2019) SPOILERS @LuxAlptraum

      To me, the difference between right and left anti-Semitism is that the right just straight up hates Jews while the left is critical of Jewish participation in the ruling class without critical analysis of how the long history Jewish marginalization complicates that participation.

      Or, you know, gfy. Trump was maligned over his ham-fisted but perfectly defensible”good people on both sides” remark, and they lied outrageously to plant that seed. Well, fine, maybe he had it coming. He’s incoherent and undisciplined. But this sap is arguing for no-shit Jews Control the Banks-style conspiracy theories, and we’re expected to nod and appreciate the nuance and, oh what’s their term now? the complication of the issue.

      No, you lunatic retard fuckwit. You’re nothing but a standard-issue Jew-hater.

    3. Drake

      You know who else was Socialist AND Antisemitic?

      1. Jeremy Corbyn?

    4. Rhywun

      “It cannot be a coincidence that the rise in leftist anti-Semitism coincides with the rise in Trumpism.”

      Fixed for accuracy.

  23. MikeS

    Just popped a cork on this whiskey and this beer. Life is good.

    1. Spudalicious

      Love the RR. I’m sipping Knob Creek Cask Strength Rye.

      1. Nephilium

        I’m going through Irish coffees, Tullamore Dew, and home roasted coffee.

        1. Spudalicious

          Irish coffees in the evening would render me drunk, and unable to sleep.

          1. westernsloper

            That is my preferred kind of drunk.

          2. Nephilium

            I don’t have to work tomorrow, and unless my metabolism has changed a lot recently, I can still sleep after large amounts of caffeine.

      2. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

        Great Moments in selective word focus (aka mainstream journalism):

        I’m sipping Knob

    2. Lachowsky

      Im drinking the old stable, busch light. Because it does the trick.

      1. MikeS

        It does. I actually switched to a single can of Buschhhhhhhhh Light to have with my pizza.

  24. Nephilium

    For those who have watched Dolemite is My Name on Netflix, I’ve found that the original Dolemite is currently streaming for free (with ads) on Tubi.

    1. CPRM

      20 years ago when I was in HS there was an acquaintance that discovered Dolomite among his dad’s old movies, as well as some very, uh, odd pornography. I’ve haven’t looked at rottweilers the same ever since.

      1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

        So, more, or, less attractive?

    1. Tulip

      Yummy. You can cook for me anytime. So…, when should I stop by?

      1. Lachowsky

        This will all be gone in about an hour. Whats your eta to NW arkansas

        1. Tulip

          Couple hours 🙁

  25. Drake

    Home already from a restaurant. Think I’ll watch another episode of Witcher.

    1. Urthona

      Toss a coin to your Witcher.

    2. CPRM

      Witcher 3 Game of The Year Edition is on sale on Steam for $15, I had been waiting for the price to drop so I could buy it, but then I lost my job, but now thanks to Supreme Overlord trshmnstr I can splurge!

      I’m slow going through the show, trying to sync with my roommate to watch it together and that has slowed my viewing.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Witcher 3 is fantastic. And on your system I bet it’s gorgeous. (It looks great on mine, but I’ve only got a 970 and a 60hz/nothing special monitor.)

        1. Urthona

          If you have a modern system, there is also a mod that ups the texture quality and stuff. I recommend.

          1. commodious spittoon

            Speaking of which… Ampere series rumored for June.

    3. Nephilium

      I’ve made it through two episodes. The girlfriend expressed an interest in it, so I’m not sure if I can watch it without her yet.

      1. Urthona

        It’s a bit weird how it jumps around but I ultimately really liked it.

        1. Nephilium

          Yeah… I’ve had to explain to the girlfriend that it isn’t running linearly. So far I’ve been able to name Ciri and Yennefer from the games when they first showed up, even though I know they’re far too young to be the same characters.

          1. CPRM

            I only played the first 2 games, like I said above kismet just let me buy 3; and I knew of Yennifer, yet going back and watching videos on the first 2 games they all say she wasn’t in there. But I’m sure she was. This is another fucking Mandela Effect!

          2. Nephilium

            I made it most of the way through the first, and to the second act in the second. There was no Yennifer, but she was a huge part of the fandom for the third.

  26. DEG

    I’m out. Sleepy. I’m still not fully recovered from the hungover drive back from PA. Shoveling snow and doing some physical therapy work at the gym didn’t help. I’m surprised I stayed awake this long.

    Happy New Year!

  27. Yusef in Space……

    Alone, not good, kind of lost, the new year is vague,
    I’m sick of being alone…

    1. Spudalicious

      How’s Wendy doing today?

      1. Yusef in Space……

        Same thing, stroked out, but totally aware and speaking, She wants to come home but it will be a night mare, I’ll take it on though,

        1. Spudalicious

          You know you’re in my thoughts and prayers, Yusef.

        2. Nephilium

          The totally aware and speaking sounds like good news to me. I really hope things are better for you in the coming year Yusef.

        3. westernsloper

          Sending happy new years vibes in your guys direction. That was a totally hippy comment and I’m not a hippy but I am going with it.

          1. Spudalicious

            Cut your hair, hippy.

          2. Nephilium

            /misses my long hair.

          3. MikeS

            Fuck off, Tulpa hippy!

    2. straffinrun

      Can imagine. When the kid and wife go to stay over at the grandparents for a night, my first thought is “Excellent. I get to pretend to be a bachelor again!” Then I drink a few beers while watching a movie they would never wanna watch (chika, chika, bow). Crawl into an empty bed. Actually, I don’t wanna go back to that.

      1. Hyperion

        Dude, you forgot the hookers and blow. WTF?

        1. straffinrun

          Wish I were Ghosnrun.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Trying to get the missus-san to put you into a small box?

          2. straffinrun

            NHK was doing people on the street interviews about his fleeing the country. All the housewives were, “Zoorui!” Dumb ladies should STFU.

          3. straffinrun

            Oops. Zuurui. (Unfair! That’s cheating!)

          4. Which means?

          5. straffinrun

            They really have no idea why he fled and think he should stay and face the court system that very likely is railroading him. Of course, they don’t think he’s being railroaded. Perhaps they should know a detail or two before piping in on NHK.

          6. Jarflax

            I’ve kind of deliberately avoided knowing anything about the case. I assume it is some sort of securities violation, but it has all sort of sounded like he was being prosecuted for being a foreigner daring to mess with a Japanese company.

  28. westernsloper

    Great work again CPRM. Boris’s hair teeth got a big lol.

  29. Hyperion

    LOL! Best episode ever, I love the new bad yellow limey man!

  30. Hyperion

    Just watching the New Years fireworks in Rio and Sao Paulo. Congrats Brasileiros, killing Gretel one fireworks at a time!

    1. straffinrun

      Is that what Greta is short for?

      1. Hyperion

        I must be a little slow at this point in drinkiness, I don’t know what you just said.

        1. straffinrun

          Hansel and Gretel. Greta T as Gaia gets eaten by the witch.

          1. Hyperion

            Oh. I just call her Gretel because I think it’s mean and the little brat deserves it.

          2. Hyperion

            Actually, I really don’t mean that. Her parents deserve to be put in the stockades and pelted with rotten fruit until they admit what assholes they are for using a mentally challenged child for their own gain.

  31. Gustave Lytton

    Wife’s got a cough and isn’t feeling great and I’m not doing much better, so champers is going to stay in the fridge until the weekend. I think a little lemon and bourbon in a cup of tea is called for.

    1. Nephilium

      Add some honey as well to make the proper toddy.

      1. MikeS

        And a little butter, right? Thought I saw that somewhere.

      2. Hyperion

        I just switched from beer to cachaca. That shit has amazing wake you the fuck up powers. I was almost asleep until now.

        1. MikeS

          Interesting:

          For more than four centuries of history, cachaça has accumulated synonyms and creative nicknames coined by the Brazilian people. Some of these words were created for the purpose of deceiving the supervision of the metropolis in the days when cachaça was banned in Brazil; the beverage was competing with the European distillate grappa. There are more than two thousand words to refer to the Brazilian national distillate. Some of these nicknames are: abre-coração (heart-opener), água-benta (holy water), bafo-de-tigre (tiger breath), and limpa-olho (eye-wash).

          1. Hyperion

            “holy water”

            I like that. It’s a good description of the good stuff. It seems to have a lot wider quality range than bourbon. It’s either really bad or it’s fantastic. The stuff I’m drinking now is a $160 bottle from Minas Gerais and it’s elixir of the gods. The stuff I finished off last month was a $20 bottle and it was so bad I couldn’t even drink it unmixed, I put it in orange juice. Cachaca is either really good or it’s really bad, I haven’t seen much in between.

          2. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            Yeah, I tried Leblon(?) a few years ago. Fuuuuuuck that.

            #NeverAgain

    2. Hyperion

      Get better. Wife and I spent Christmas with a cold. I had the worst of it, but it seems to have passed now. Maybe the 2-3 day midwinter 60 degree weather spell helped.

    3. westernsloper

      As a certified new years participant I would recommend a cup of bourbon with a bit of tea and lemon. Or just a cup of bourbon next to some tea with lemon.

    4. straffinrun

      Something is going around there, too? Champers? Suppose I could google it.

      1. Spudalicious

        Champers = Champagne. Gaijan is the least of your problems.;p

        1. straffinrun

          Oh. No thanks. Stuff gives me a raging hangover.

  32. westernsloper

    Does anyone have a knock your socks off green bean recipe? I have never made a fresh green bean dish and have had green beans requested for a future scenario.

    1. Spudalicious

      Blanch them, and then into an ice bath. Slow saute them in butter and shallots until they’re caramelized. Season with salt as needed.

      1. westernsloper

        OK, this is the direction I was thinking but then mildly roast until blistered and then briefly toss in butter and garlic.

        1. CPRM

          Then add bacon, cream of mushroom soup and those French’s onion things.

          1. westernsloper

            Exactly! Problem is they requested green beans. Just green beans. No green bean casserole.

        2. Spudalicious

          That works too. The recipe I gave you came from a country housewife in southern France.

          1. Rhywun

            It does sound excellent.

            Better than the “boil the shit out of them” that I grew up with.

          2. westernsloper

            Country house wife? In the south of France you say. Go on…..

          3. Spudalicious

            Ha! 20 years older and married to a marvelous man who happens to make awesome wine.

          1. westernsloper

            Ras el Hanout seasoning

            Ya, aint got that one. Is it like Zahtar’s Or Cavenders?

    2. straffinrun

      Mayo and velveeta. Bake at 500 for 3 minutes.

      1. RAHeinlein

        This is your winner – I make this for my husband, but add dijon to the mayo, substitute parm for Velveeta.

        1. westernsloper

          No blanching no nothing? Just raw beans sauce and parm?

          1. straffinrun

            Ask RA. Have a vague memory of it because it was the only edible food my mom used to cook

          2. RAHeinlein

            Marinade in the mayo/dijon sauce for at-least an hour. Salt, pepper. Parm at the end. Bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.

          3. westernsloper

            I will try that tomorrow when I test drive some beans. I have all those ingredients. Thanks!

    3. Nope. My recipe:

      Throw green beans in a pot with water and bacon. Bring water to a boil. Reduce heat and cook for 30 minutes covered. Eat the bacon.

      1. Kidding. I love green beans.

    4. MikeS

      Blanch green beans
      Drain
      Add butter to taste
      Add salt to taste
      Add a tish more butter
      Enjoy

    5. Playa Manhattan

      Yes, but it doesn’t have green beans in it.

      1. westernsloper

        Ya, wouldn’t be my choice either. Steak and baked potatoes deserve to served next to asparagus but I am not the one I am cooking for in this scenario.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          I’d go with something asian. Chili garlic or hoisin/oyster sauce combo.

          1. westernsloper

            That sounds good but might be too risky though.

        2. Asparagus tastes like trees.

          1. CPRM

            Um, no? I mean, huh? And also, to be specific, WTF?

          2. Asparagus has a earthy taste and woody texture that make me gag. The closest I can come to describing it is “it tastes like trees.” Otherwise, I got nothin’.

          3. You gag on wood? :-p

          4. westernsloper

            I thought you couldn’t taste anything?

          5. Um … no? *blank stare*

          6. straffinrun

            That’s a line from Timothy Leary’s version of Piano Man.

          7. Wait, what? Somebody said that before I did?

          8. straffinrun

            Probably not. I may have been tripping.

          9. I don’t know what as tastes like though. We’ll have to ask HM.

          10. CPRM

            I don’t get it. Must be an old people thing.

          11. She patted her ass as a clue.

          12. CPRM

            I still don’t get it.

          13. MikeS

            Ass pair, I guess.

        3. Rhywun

          Steak and baked potatoes deserve to served next to asparagus

          ^this

          Yum.

  33. straffinrun

    Welp, Linda Ronstadt Godwin’ed herself.

    1. Hyperion

      Posted in an earlier thread, but what a shame. How does a pretty talented girl like that let the left turn her into a drooling idiot? Why?

      1. straffinrun

        Figured it was posted already. Made me laugh when she said the US today is “exactly” like Weimar Germany.

        1. Hyperion

          Especially bad because they actually still taught history back when she went to the school. Must be some sort of mental disorder.

          1. Raven Nation

            She actually does have some kind of degenerative brain disease.

  34. Gustave Lytton

    2020 is looking good so far

    https://youtu.be/7ITDzx0zLmo?t=39s

    (moderately nsfw)

    1. westernsloper

      I saw the right breast move. What does that mean?

    2. Hyperion

      No, dude you’re miserable and destitute and the world is about to end. There’s never been a point in human history when humans have had it this bad. Orange bad man is still president! /the left

    3. CPRM

      I’m a face guy.

      1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

        Dirk Benedict, FTW!

    4. straffinrun

      That’s me at every ryokan we go to with the extended family. Yukata is too damn small.

  35. CPRM

    My computer just randomly rebooted. Is this Y2K2.0!? Luckily the video render that took 22 damn hours was done, or I would have been right pissed.

  36. Two sick kids, one tired husband, me blurgh from my mom’s cake and ice cream micro birthday party, and I’m here listening to Rush and doing edits on Cods & Cuntes. My life is so very exciting.

    1. Nephilium

      I thought you were one of the Rush haters here… was my memory failing me already?

      1. MikeS

        Yes. Yes it is.

        1. Nephilium

          /sigh

          Goes and pours another Irish coffee. Guess there’s nothing else I can do to my brain to hurt it.

      2. OMG. I worship at the altar of Geddy Lee. I’m not even worthy enough to have a celebrity crush, a la Nikki Sixx. Just pure adoration.

        1. Drake

          My very first rock concert was Rush on their Moving Pictures tour. 1982 I think.

          I didn’t know much back then but was amazed at the sound those three put out.

          1. Festus

            1981 Permanent Waves. Still my favourite Rush album. *looks at old man hands typing and sighs*

          2. Festus

            1980. That’s when Festus peaked in the charts. It’s been a long, inexorable slide since then.

    2. MikeS

      That sucks, Mo’. But no one else is going to do your dirty work.

      1. Times are hard and I’m afraid to pay the fee.

        1. Festus

          I have lurved that song since I was a littlun’! Imma go back and listen again.

  37. Rhywun

    LOL watching Rangers v Oilers – down 6-0 already and it’s still in the 2nd period. Holy hell they suck.

    1. Rhywun

      Now 6-4 – could this be a NYE miracle??

  38. Gender Traitor

    Having a quiet evening at home…and our power just went out. Thought we heard the transformer blow nearby. Good times.

    1. There are your NYE fireworks, though!

      1. Gender Traitor

        Thank goodness I got the Nook with the GlowLight!

    2. Hyperion

      Candles and booze, it’s the only way to survive that.

  39. Hyperion

    I’d like to celebrate this New Year by realizing that we are the most fortunate humans to ever be alive, in human history, and enjoying the abject misery of our unfortunately retarded leftist cousins, who will hopefully go extinct soon.

    1. Nephilium

      We live in an era where I can stream (for free) a 40 year old terrible film for my own entertainment. The amount of entertainment available is near infinite.

      We truly are living in the best times so far.

      Slainte my fellow Glibs!

      1. Hyperion

        “We truly are living in the best times so far.”

        You’re goddamn right we are, and anyone who disagrees is a miserable person who cannot be made happy by any means possible.

        Glib on, my brothers!

        1. MikeS

          *pssst* “…and sisters!”

          Prost!

          1. Hyperion

            Oh stop pretending! It’s almost the New Year! I mean, except for Hayek, I’m allowing her in because she’s cute and that always gets a pass. So, it’s just us dudes and Cowgirl chicky.

      2. CPRM

        Speaking of which, Over the Top is free with ads on Youtube.

      3. Rhywun

        G’suffa!

    2. straffinrun

      Maybe our comfort is what’s causing the authoritarian impulse in the populace. Not to go all Teddy Roosevelt, but he had a point under that warboner of his.

  40. straffinrun

    It’s come to my attention that Chuck Schumer is the good looking one in his marriage. Whodathunkit?

    1. Hyperion

      Good fucking gawd. How ugly is she?

      1. straffinrun

        In every marriage someone has to be better looking. I’m just saying that I didn’t see that one coming.

        1. They could be equally good looking.

          1. straffinrun

            I don’t see how that could be true.

        2. Rhywun

          Chuck’s not bad-looking for a sexagenarian man with breasts. His ugliness is on the inside. ?‍♂️

          1. straffinrun

            TBH, his wife looking like that makes me have a slightly better feeling about him.

          2. Hyperion

            My feeling about him is that if he was dying in a fire I wouldn’t piss on him to put it out.

          3. MikeS

            But, he was born to legislate!

          4. straffinrun

            He’s the reason we have FATCA, so I have no love for the asshole.

          5. Hyperion

            “He’s the reason we have FATCA, so I have no love for the asshole.”

            Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I would find some gasoline to throw on his dying ass.

          6. Gustave Lytton

            Goddamit. If it wasn’t for FATCA and extraterritorial taxation, we’d have an American running things in London. Damn you Schumer!

        3. Hyperion

          Schmoobz is one of the worst politicians in history, who is still alive. I can’t even think of anyone alive right now who could equal his awfulness except for Joe Biden.

    2. MikeS

      *DDG*

      That’s a man, baby!

      1. westernsloper

        If you are looking at the wiki page I am going to agree. And surprise surprise she/he has always worked for nyc government.

      2. Rhywun

        OK, I’ll play along… eek!

      3. straffinrun

        Not nice at all, but you gotta take the joke when it’s there.

        https://mobile.twitter.com/VeryFakeNoose/status/1206659013141782535

        1. Rhywun

          Agreed. It’s not fair to impugn anything on her, other than her choice of man.

          1. MikeS

            …and her life-long pursuit of cushy government jobs.

          2. Rhywun

            Oh OK, I don’t know anything about that.

          3. MikeS

            Iris Weinshall

            Weinshall is a graduate of Brooklyn College and earned a Master of Public Administration degree from New York University’s Wagner Graduate School of Public Service.

            And she used her degrees to their fullest.

            They sound like a perfectly terrible couple.

          4. Rhywun

            Yeah, that is a classic platform to jump into the machine.

          5. MikeS

            Go to the link and skim her job list. They are the same type of person, she just decided to forgo the whole elections thing and go a different route.

          1. Rhywun

            *snort* Goddamnit.

        2. westernsloper

          LOL

        1. CPRM

          I won’t disparage her, she’s done nothing wrong; but I can also guess he’s a POS who married her for some political advantage she gave him at the time, not for love or lust.

    3. straffinrun

      Just to be clear, I didn’t post this to pile on her looks. Did find it interesting that Chuck, who has never been Metoo’ed AFAIK, has stayed with her all these years even after getting all this money and power. A little lighthearted poking at her looks? No harm.

      1. MikeS

        Yeah, I got a little carried away and piled on. Asshole move and I apologize.

        So lets move on to the daughter. Poor girl looks way too much like her old man.

        1. straffinrun

          Entrapment is too easy here.

          1. MikeS

            There was a time I wouldn’t have said “hell no”. That was long, long ago.

          2. CPRM

            I found her funny and arousing when I first saw her, then she went super vulgar, then she went super woke without missing a beat. And I’m not sure if she actually became less physically attractive during that time or it was just her personality making her uglier every time I saw her.

          3. straffinrun

            Laugh at my pussy!

          4. MikeS

            Some the former, mostly the later.

          5. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            I met a traveller from a smoggy land,
            Who said—“Two vast and crotchlessless legs of stone
            Stand in Bel Air. . . . Near them, on the sand,
            Half sunk a slatern visage lies, whose smirk,
            And wrinkled lip, and sneer of stolen joke,
            Tell that its sculptor well thoat boorinshness read
            Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
            The ass that mocked them, and the mouth that fed;
            And on the pedestal, these words appear:
            My name is Amy, Slut of Sluts;
            Look on my Pussy, ye Mighty, and despair!
            Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
            Of that colossal Whore, boundless and bare
            The many and varied marks stretch far away.”

          6. BakedPenguin

            Good one. And this:

            Look on my Pussy, ye Mighty, and despair!

            is a virtual certainty.

          7. MikeS

            The whispering eye!

          8. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            When the whispering eye winks at you, it blows the sweetest kiss your way…

            /eh, I got nuthin’

        2. westernsloper

          Those two aren’t drinking from a large margarita glass without some side tippage. Just saying.

      2. Rhywun

        who has never been Metoo’ed AFAIK

        It’s 2019, of course he has. Just a link, no idea of the legitimacy.

        1. straffinrun

          Has The Hill ever used “Fake” when describing accusations against Trump?

        2. CPRM

          says he was the victim of an attempt to make false sexual harassment allegations against him.

          Never see that as a lead in to any of the claims against Trump, even from the True Believers on the right.

        3. westernsloper

          WTF. Sounds kind of bogus, maybe? When do we get to see this list of all the #metoo coverups our taxes have paid for? The fact that congress has a slush fund to settle those claims is another big check mark in the “our government is illegitimate” column.

      3. westernsloper

        I am sure they have no problem poking fun at other peoples looks and have probably poked fun at the current presidents looks just as we do here but with malice. I have no malice toward this woman other than she is married to one of the biggest asshats in the Senate and I am sure she is just like him.

  41. Hyperion

    Goddamn I went from almost asleep to buzzed as hell. The miracle of hard alcohol.

  42. Rhywun

    OMG who is this tatted freak on the Dick Clark show? EEEEEK

    1. Rhywun

      “Post Malone”. Yeah, OK. ?

      Of course his performance is directly followed by a commercial plugging… himself. Fuck, I hate this shit. I just want to see the ball drop.

  43. Spudalicious

    Spud’s cruising, Glibbies. Tummy full of crab, champagne and whiskey. Fireworks exploding in the distance because, ‘Murhica. More shit posting tomorrow.

    1. MikeS

      Happy New Year, man. Best wishes for 2020

    2. straffinrun

      Got seven crabs ready for tonight’s dinner with the family. Got the F-I-L a bottle of Kinpaku for a New Year’s cheer. Happy New Years, Spud!

  44. Gender Traitor

    Yay! Power came back on before midnight (US EST)! Happy New Year, Glibbies!

    1. Nephilium

      Happy new year GT. The rowdy neighbors are shooting off fireworks (in the suburbs), I’ve got a pour of Old Forester Single Barrel. I used up all my “wellness” days from work this year, and I’m planning on visiting Belgium and Germany this summer with my stored vacation days (which go away at the end of 2020).

      1. Rhywun

        Just caught an amazing display out my living room window here in Brooklyn. I could actually hear the cheers from blocks away, with the wind blowing in my direction.

      2. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

        Neph! Been trying to catch up with you…

        What was the venting/kvetching need from Saturday evening?

        1. Nephilium

          Just a check if there would be a late night Saturday thread. I can wait for the next one (considering I took Sloopy’s advise and wandered to a local pub to watch the OSU game last Saturday).

  45. BakedPenguin

    Well, Happy 2020, EST/Euro/Nihon Glibs. Happy impending New Year, other Glibs.

    1. straffinrun

      Back at you, BP and Neph and GT and the rest of you.

      1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

        #MeToo??

        1. straffinrun

          Youtoo, Dig2.

          1. Tulip

            Hey, I’ll post my challenge pictures tomorrow

          2. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            Back atcha, straff.

            And, you as well, Tulip–get them pitchers loaded up!

          3. Tulip

            I went and peaked, amazing job Straffinrun!

          4. straffinrun

            My trolling or the pics?

          5. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            #WhyNotBoth?

    2. Rhywun

      Dittoes.

      Back to the Twilight Zone marathon.

      1. Nephilium

        There’s a reason I own the Twilight Zone (and Outer Limits, and Ray Bradbury Theater, and Tales From the Crypt, and…)

      2. BakedPenguin

        Yeah, I’n flipping back and forth from South Park reruns. They had a lot of actors who went on to do starring roles – Kojak, Quincy, and of course…The Shat.

    3. westernsloper

      Happy 2020 BP! I won’t say I am looking forward to 2020 but I will say it is better than not being able to look toward 2020.

      1. BakedPenguin

        The one thing I’m hopeful for is an end (or ending process) to the worst excesses of woke stupidity. Chapelle dealt it a savage blow, let’s see if it’s fatal or if some others can smell the blood and help kill it off.

  46. Urthona

    “imagine” has to be one of the dumbest songs ever written.

    1. “imagine” has to be one of the dumbest songs ever written.

      This cannot be said too many times.

      1. Tulip

        Word

        1. Rhywun

          Yup

    2. westernsloper

      What What in the Butt. I rest my case.

      1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

        it’s quite a bit more jiggy, with none of the boorish, Utopian smarm.

      2. MikeS

        Lennon only has 3 times more views. And I don’t mean that sarcastically. Think about that…only 3 times more that What What in the Butt. The internet is a strange, wonderful, and terrifying place.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Keep in mind that Lennon was pre-Internet, and didn’t have something like South Park (which I’m currently watching) give him free publicity.

          1. MikeS

            I know it’s not a fair comparison, but still.

          2. Urthona

            Yeah but What What in the Butt is a better crafted song with more intelligent lyrics as well.

          3. MikeS

            Well, there is that.

    3. straffinrun

      Imagine there are no humans. It’s easy if you’re psycho.

  47. Tulip

    Wow, I can’t believe I was able to stay up! Happy New Year everyone! Goodnight!

    1. Lachowsky

      In gods time zone, we have another 40 minutes

      1. MikeS

        It is known.

        1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

          It had better be known…

      2. westernsloper

        Youtube says this is Gods Time Zone. Only nine views. Show some love!

  48. Jarflax

    Happy New Year you reprobates!

    1. MikeS

      dude! Where you been?!

      *drunkenly stumbles and spills drink on Jarflax*

      1. Jarflax

        I was enjoying a single Elijah Craig and replaying To The Moon, which oddly always makes my room very dusty.

        1. MikeS

          I need to get some of that.

  49. straffinrun

    Runs through Gulag translate. “I’d rather take it at gun point.”

    1. CPRM

      Everybody who knows me knows I hate asking for money.

      Yeah, he prefers demanding it.

    2. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

      I cannot see that littleoldman face without hearing his Freedom Toons version.

      Much more entertaining than the real thing.

      Also, less authoritarianism and communism

      1. CPRM

        creator of Hat and and Hair extended universe graphic has a sad.

        1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

          I pay ya, bruh! That’s real, quantifiable love, righ’tchere. Ask Xaviera Hollander.

          Plus, I can like both franchises.

    3. BakedPenguin

      Some get it:

      Yet all of your programs revolve around taking more money.

      Asking is an improvement.

  50. CPRM

    25 minutes left in the year.

    *starts swigging Champagne straight from the bottle*

    I apologize in advance for anything I say while blacked out.

  51. Lachowsky

    Happy new year. I was just discussing with my father in law about how bastard used to be an insult of the highest order. Now its not anymore.

    As a married father who takes his kid to baseball practice and other things, i think its disgusting how many of my sons peers are being raised by either their mothers or their grandparents.

    It saddens me. A child deserves their parents.

    1. straffinrun

      Thank the state for that. What you said shouldn’t even be a debate. The data is in and the big gubbmint people lost.

      1. MikeS

        It takes a village…

        …to fuck up a few generations of children.

        1. straffinrun

          I don’t see how you’d be able to politically stop it. It’s just gonna have to play out.

    2. CPRM

      Imagine knowing all those dead beat dads are at least dads when you’re not; and then having to raise those dead beat dads kids without getting the benefit of the making babies part…But I make cartoons!

    3. It’s amazing to me how subversive it has become to believe that children need parental involvement from mommy and daddy to set them up for success. I really feel like an out of touch asshole when parenting style comes up out there in the real world.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Yes.

  52. MikeS

    I just learned that Russia beat us to 2020! Will Trump’s capitulation to Putin never end?!?!

    1. Urthona

      we can’t allow a New Years gap.

    2. CPRM

      Father Time Killuzun!!!

  53. mikey

    My gift to y’all for a Happy New Year.
    A little Taj to make you tap your feet and smile.

    https://youtu.be/sjTEkhXgu_4

    1. Gender Traitor

      Loves me some Taj! Thank you!

    2. westernsloper

      nice!

  54. straffinrun

    Guilty pleasure song. Superfry.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vJrBbcsfac

    1. mikey

      I’m prepared to hate all your links, but I persist and they’re fun. Not going on a playlist, but fun nonetheless.

      1. straffinrun

        Hate but persist. Wannafud?

        1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
          1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

            I almost linked to it, but, I knew there was an album out there with this title, and, voila!

            Of course, as a drummer who never was, I can disregard time

          2. Gender Traitor

            As a drummer who used to was, I usually did.

          3. straffinrun

            Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity. Bunk, here I come.

          4. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Pffft…”straff”, amirite?

            /quietly heads off to other room

    1. Urthona

      Mine is What What in the Butt

    2. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
      1. MikeS

        Ted wasn’t around so you thought you’d step in?

        1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

          In which capacity?

          No, really–which one is his?

          1. MikeS

            Linking crappy songs.

            ?

          2. Chafed

            In spades.

          3. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Hey! My SD droog!

          4. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            What’s the matter–no like Al?

            How about another Al, and his take on time?

  55. Tulip

    I’ll post stuff now, tomorrow I’ll be too hungover. This was my favorite exercise from Reddit watercolor 101:https://photos.app.goo.gl/RYHdpDr9XSiyr8PH8
    I like this because you do it from life and you can’t use any drawing. Just paint.

    1. Gender Traitor

      Gorgeous!

      1. Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby

        Ditto that!!

    2. westernsloper

      Wow. Nice work.

  56. Tulip

    This one shows I’m learning how to do layering. https://photos.app.goo.gl/1k4TjPg35PyjNPfu8
    I’ve got a long way to go, but I am making progress.

    1. straffinrun

      The leaves: Delicate AF. Nice. The tuber: Warmth.

      Love them both. Thank you.

      1. Tulip

        Straff, when I was in England we went to a museum that had an exhibit of DaVinci drawings. It showed the drawings (exercises for a painting) and a picture of the painting. So, we saw a page of hands or a page of noses, then the painting they were practice for. So, doing a page of noses or lips has a long history. I mean, DaVinci did it! How cool I s the?

        1. straffinrun

          I did try and put them all together to make a face. No dice. I’m thinking the grid method would work, but I don’t really have time for such a long process.

          1. Tulip

            But just think, by doing pages of noses, eyes, and mouths, you’re doing what DaVinci did! That’s cool all by itself!

          2. CPRM

            But just think, by doing pages of noses, eyes, and mouths, you’re doing what DaVinci did! That’s cool all by itself!

            That sounds like the line DaVinci would have used to pimp out his women.

          3. Tulip

            I doubt DaVinci needed lines.

          4. straffinrun

            For years, I tried learning Japanese by pouring over textbooks. Got fed up with it and decided to learn by reading the advice column in the newspaper and then writing my own responses. Found out that Murakami Haruki went through the exact same path when he was learning English. I’ve done it everyday for a decade since then. Systems that work are a godsend.

          5. straffinrun

            Poring, pouring, pooring. *shrugs*

    2. Gender Traitor

      Nice! Watercolor has to be one of the most difficult media, ‘cuz there ain’t no fixin’ it once you have it down, AFAIK.

      1. Tulip

        I’m learning to work with it, instead of against it. I like your dog drawing. It’s hard to do cause they don’t stay still.

        1. Gender Traitor

          Ummm…what dog drawing?

          1. straffinrun

            She meant Cannoli, I’m pretty sure.

          2. CPRM

            What a disgusting sexist comment!

          3. Tulip

            Wasn’t it you who posted a drawing of a dog? If not, I’m sorry

          4. Gender Traitor

            No, not me. It was Cannoli, as straff said above. No worries! I may take part in any future drawing challenges, but at the moment I want to stick to my writing.

          5. Tulip

            Ok, Cannoli, I like your dog drawing!

          6. Cannoli

            Thanks Tulip! Your watercolors are incredible, at least I could use an eraser 🙂

        2. MikeS

          It’s supposed the be the Eiffel Tower!

    3. mikey

      Love the way you give the leaves such depth. Hard to do in watercolor.

    4. straffinrun

      A little more reaction to that one. Imagery is everything and by choosing an innertube, you’ve evoked that easily identifiable touch and smell. Combine that with the sunshine being reflected off the legs instead of just showing a bright sun, you’ve really nailed a scene. I’m no art critic. Just what I saw.

    5. That is beautiful, Tulip.

  57. CPRM

    I wanted more time to work out Boris’ Hair’s voice, but time ran out on me. Hopefully it will evolve and become more refined if I use it again. It’s almost midnight!

    1. Tulip

      It was funny!

  58. MikeS

    To you all!

    *raises glass at exactly 12:00 God’s Standard Time

    1. CPRM

      *swigs from bottle*

    2. westernsloper

      *sips drink humoring the lesser time zone residents as they celebrate their lesser time zone new year*

  59. egould310

    Happy New Year! Sippin red wine and watching Jason Statham movies. Life is groovy.

  60. commodious spittoon

    IT’S NOT NEW YEARS YET! NO SPOILERS

    1. CPRM

      Donald and Kim totally get together.

    2. westernsloper

      EXACTLY!

  61. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

    New Year, new Diggs.

    1. MikeS

      You know what? Me too!

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        That’s damn right.

      2. westernsloper

        Moving to a sensible state?

        1. MikeS

          ??

  62. CPRM

    Alt-right. I tried to drink until I was drunk to start off the new year, but yet again I seemed to have just drank until I was tired. Happy 2020. I hope you enjoyed the cartoon. /I sleep now

    1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

      Fine, run off from your adulation!

    2. MikeS

      I know I did. Maybe the best one yet. Happy New Year, bud.

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        ^See??^

        I tried to tell ya…

  63. Gender Traitor

    Nighty night, and Happy New Year whenever it arrives/arrived for you!

    1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

      ‘Night, yo!

    2. MikeS

      Peace out, GT!

  64. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

    Hold on a tic–I see Gojira posted this morning about site donations. Where the hell has he been? Does he lurk, or, does he hate me us?

    Is it my musky scent and questionable fashion?

    1. Chafed

      More importantly, when is the next movie review?

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        Excellent question. The man ostensibly lives near me, and I want a local meet-up, dammit.

        And, more movie and con reviews.

  65. Chafed

    Anyone know what channel Dick Clark is on?

    1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

      I hate to let you down, but….

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Over and over again?

        No, wait. That’s Dave Clark.

        1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

          Hmmm…closer than you think, actually.

      2. Chafed

        What’s going on? I heard Lou Reed is this year’s band leader.

    2. MikeS

      666

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
        1. Gustave Lytton
          1. Chafed

            That’s a pretty woman (and I’m not talking about Milli or Vanilli)

      2. Chafed

        You give me that answer and don’t post this?

        https://youtu.be/WxnN05vOuSM

        I thought we were friends.

        1. MikeS

          Forget about the big numbers. Let’s just start with No. 1

          1. Chafed

            You do love me.

          2. MikeS

            Yep. And here’s a love song for you.

          3. MikeS

            #nohomo

  66. The Glibbroads are an exceedingly talented and bad-ass bunch. Ladies, you rock.

    1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

      Exceedingly so. And, in an organic fashion–not the shoehorned-in-for-woke’s-sake style that get pushed al a Hollyweird.

    2. Chafed

      Are we talking about the lady ladies or the ladies with penises?

      1. We have trannies here?!

        1. Chafed

          Oh yeah. Tundra loves cars.

          1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Just let that hang, like the bad fart it is…..

            ?

        2. PudPaisley

          I took the whole family to see Trans Siberian Orchestra for Xmas last Friday. After the show, my 9 year old niece asked me if all the musicians were trans due to the band name. I had to explain the original meaning of trans to her.

          1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Funny, yet, sad.

  67. westernsloper

    New Years just happened in this time zone and I think my neighbor just shot off a cannon. Holy shit, and God bless America!

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Hour to go and some are already celebrating with fireworks and/or explosions here.

      1. westernsloper

        My neighbor is notorious for blowing up tannerite laden pumpkins shortly after any holiday that requires autumn themed gords. Whatever just went off was respectable.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I see the Tannerite Outlet sign along the freeway frequently. I’m wondering if it could be used in place of other explosives for hazard tree felling.

  68. Festus

    Happy New Year fellow travelers! I’m working a beer buzz (work tomorrow) but all the best to you and yours! I hope 2020 is better whether you had a banner 2019 or an abysmal shit-show of a year. Special thanks to Mojo and Fourscore for defending my honor this morning! Not necessary because we were all into the joke. Best wishes to Yusef and Wendy and anyone else on this board that is navigating some trying times. GLIBS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL ROCKS!

    1. Festus

      CPRM, that was the best one yet.

    2. westernsloper

      Happy new year Festus!

      1. Festus

        Right back atcha!

    3. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

      Was someone giving you shit, Fes?!?

      Is Diggy gonna have to whoop an ass?

      1. Chafed

        Tell us Festus. I had to work at work this morning (hi Rufus) so I don’t know what happened.

        1. straffinrun

          I did the unforgivable and compared Fistus to me.

          1. Chafed

            Monster! I cast thee out!

          2. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            A comparison? That’s kinda harsh, man.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            I piled on with saying he was no worse than the rest of glibs.

            *hangs head in shame again*

          4. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Tsk tsk tsk….

            ::exasperated sigh::

          5. Festus

            Ya know when you scratch the base of a cat’s tail? Like that except I thought it was really funny and no murderous impulses whether you stop or not. All in good fun, Hip-Hip!

    4. Chafed

      WTF? Where do you work that they need your services tomorrow?

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        Hey, he’s not the only one.

        1. Chafed

          Yeah but you’re law enforcement adjacent. It’s a 365 day a year service. I thought Festus does janitorial work for a private company.

          1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            adjacent

            I don’t know how to feel about that: sad, happy, or, relieved.

          2. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            My fave of theirs. Word around the local campfire is that Phil is a YUGE jack-off of a human being. Maybe it goes with the territory?

          3. Festus

            “Pick door #3! Pick door #3!

          4. Festus

            One of the rare upsides of my job is that I get to work on the holidays in the nude. Little known fact about the Janitorial trades… You should see what the crew gets up to at Total Fitness! Bacchanalia.

          5. Chafed

            I think I saw that on Pornhub.

          6. Festus

            I’m featuring that you’ve probably seen everything on Pornhub, Mr. Chafed.

          7. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Ehh…that would be more “raw”–“chafed” would be more from focusing on certain categories.

            /closes incognito mode tab

          8. PudPaisley

            Sniffing all the bicycle seats?

          9. Festus

            And more!

    5. straffinrun

      Rah rah reeeeee
      Kick him in the knee
      Rah rah rassss
      Kick him in the other knee.

  69. straffinrun

    Meet the Press did a year end review on the topic of Fake News. Complete with sooper serious music in the background. Glorious.

    1. Chafed

      It would be nice to see any major news outlet do a retrospective on what the press got wrong and/or overhyped. I don’t need a mea culpa. Just show me you gained some insight so you’ll do better.

      1. straffinrun

        Not a chance in hell even if they fell off their ass and bumped their heads.

        1. Chafed

          I could see Howard Kurtz doing something on what the press got wrong.

          1. straffinrun

            True. He might, but even he’s kind of a weinie.

          2. Chafed

            I give Kurtz credit given his limited role.

    2. Lachowsky

      Dave smith did an excellent rebuttal of it.

      1. straffinrun

        Listening to him as we speak. Fish in a barrel.

      2. Chafed

        Link?

        1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

          No; Dave.

          ::sigh:: Do try to keep up, Chafed.

          /I keed!

        2. Lachowsky

          If you have time to listen to podcasts, part of the problem is the best.

          1. Lachowsky

            Its great, but there are other good ones-

            Prof cj
            Scott horton
            Tom woods
            Thad russell
            Bob murphy
            Mike malice

            Just my opinion. I drive a lot and have a ton of time to listen.

        3. MikeS

          This Dave did a great job rebutting himself.

          1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            I thought it was rehabbing himself.

  70. straffinrun

    Alright, my train ride is almost over. (Insert Kavanaugh joke). My ass is killing me. Time to meet the fam. You guys have a great New year party. See ya tater.

    1. MikeS

      Later tater-san.

    2. Lachowsky

      Trains are for collectivists. Jus sayin.

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        Lach speaks truth.

        Even runnin’ a train involves waaay too many people.

        1. Festus

          Just don’t be the caboose!

  71. MikeS

    I’m up way the hell past my bedtime. Have a great night and a wonderful 2020.

    1. Festus

      You too, Mike! Six minutes to midnight and the fireworks have already begun. Fucking rednecks, I love them so.

      1. MikeS

        They make the world go ’round shit blow up!

    2. Chafed

      Lights out for me too.

      https://youtu.be/aatjerFCRP8

      1. Festus

        So there was an actual Spinal Tap band. That’s why I love this site!

  72. Chafed

    I haven’t forgotten you Sir Digby. Happy New Year.

    https://youtu.be/RG69PMDBfaE

    1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

      Damn right. ??

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        Also, Happy New Years to you, too.

  73. Festus

    So there was an actual Spinal Tap band. That’s why I love this site!

    1. Tejicano

      You can say that again!

      1. Festus

        Damn this Parkinson’s!

        1. Tejicano

          I should mention that it is good having you back after your somewhat prolonged absence some weeks back. This band of cyber-bros is small enough as it is.

          1. Festus

            Thanks, Tej! I’ll be on hiatus for awhile in the new year. I’ve got some surgery scheduled so I’ll lay off the beer for a week or two before and after. I will be lurking.

          2. Tejicano

            Your doctor told you not to drink for a while? Are you sure he’s human?

          3. Festus

            Nope. I’m a proud, independent Woman that don’t need no white “doctor” to tell me when to drink! In all seriousness, it will be for the best. I’ll eat better. Hopefully recovery time will be shortened. After my last bout I lost so much weight that I was a little worried if I’d ever make a comeback.

          4. Tejicano

            Yeah, it would probably do me some good to drink less often too. *Cracks open a Kirin Ichiban Shibori tall can*

          5. Gustave Lytton

            Then music for you!

            https://youtu.be/S-lHrDPjGfQ

        2. Tejicano

          I should mention that it is good having you back after your somewhat prolonged absence some weeks back. This band of cyber-bros is small enough as it is.

          1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            It’s spreading!

          2. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            small enough

            Have you been spying on me??

            ::runs away crying::

          3. Festus

            Reminds me of growing up in a small town where everyone made sport of my “innie” belly-button at swimming lessons. Turns out all the farm kids had the same Dr. They never even mentioned the lack of circumcision. Outies for all and tiny Canadian flags for the rest!

          4. Tejicano

            Even if that were the case I don’t know how that information would have come to my attention. I wouldn’t have mentioned it anyway. Besides, being well endowed is more trouble than it’s worth – particularly on this side of the Pacific.

          5. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Just call me Boss Hogglegg

          6. Tejicano

            It’s only two inches – but some of ’em seem to like it that wide.

          7. Festus

            Girls always say, “It ain’t the length, it’s the roundth!

          8. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            A gleaming alloy air-car
            Shoots towards me, two lanes wide

          9. Tejicano

            I’ve never been told “Is that all?”. I’ve had a few say “Wait! Wait! How much more is there?”

          10. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            I’ve never been told “Is that all?”

            Oh, then, you haven’t lived!

          11. commodious spittoon

            Just call me Boss Hogglegg

            Well what do you say, Boss?

          12. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            I don’t stream (heh), but, here ya go: https://www.twitch.tv/bosshogglegg

  74. commodious spittoon

    It’s an hour into the New Year and I’m listening to either fireworks or gunfire.

    I should have watched Four Rooms tonight.

    1. Festus

      There are two reasons to watch that film. Donavan’s daughter’s top-less scene and the part where they find the dead hooker in the bed.

      1. commodious spittoon
        1. Festus

          cs gets it. That movie tried too damn hard.

  75. Tejicano

    HNY to all ye skallywags and to you fair maidens too.

    1. Festus

      Same back! I love this place. I used to comment on facebook until it became a troll factory for lonely divorcees and then a couple of centrist sites that lost their collective marbles in 2016. This. Thank you to the founders! *slobbery cheek kisses*

      1. Tejicano

        Yeah, TOS was pretty good in its day but after the split it seems we got many of the best from there. At least the core elements are true to the concept of freedom much more than the group of fickle, cosmo cocktail chasers we left behind.

        1. Festus

          BULLY!

  76. commodious spittoon

    Well, this is bizarre. I can’t play Youtube videos while CS:GO is running. The video goes into permanent buffering until I quit out of the game. Then it resumes like nothing.

    1. commodious spittoon

      I need to be a whole lot drunker than I am.

      1. Tejicano

        “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

        – Humphrey Bogart

  77. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

    Why do I get the impression that Mr. Amputee-wannabe is actually quite the asshole?

    The man was/is a Medicaid and Medicare recipient, yet, it was “corporate” shit that was always the problem. And, yes–I get that insurance companies are involved in that scenario.

    1. Festus

      1986. He’s been milking the system since when I could skate backward nearly as fast as forward. I didn’t watch it all but if I had a useless extremity, I’d rather lose it.

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        Well, as morbid as I find the affair, more power to him if he wants a chop. I just can’t stand the idea that, at least surreptitiously, the narrative is that the private sector is to blame for his issues, when he’s on the dole.

        Yeah, he’ll sure show them companies who’s boss!

        1. Festus

          I pitched a measured cranky-fit about my hernia and it bumped me up the list. This in Canacommya. Nurses hated me. Couldn’t figure why and then remembered that the last time I’d been in hospital was when I was a young and beautiful. Or, maybe I’m just a cunte.

          1. Tejicano

            Eff ’em all with a fat wand of rusty barbed wire (“bob whare” if y’alls from Tejas). It’s your health and you don’t have anything without that. They’re just spectators at best.

    2. commodious spittoon

      Cri mo ny

      Just use a dry-ice bath like the other amputee obsessives.

  78. Gustave Lytton

    Happy new year! Just need to pick up AK and HI into this new decade.

    1. Don’t get me started on when the decade actually begins!

      (But Happy New Year, anyway.)

      1. commodious spittoon

        It’s at least a new century, right?

        1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

          #NoYear0

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Bah! You people and your ordinal numbering.

  79. commodious spittoon

    Snipped this watching ATHF earlier.

    Honk honk!

    1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
        1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
          1. Festus

            Forgot you in my well wishes, Diggy. Fuck off and I love you.

          2. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Wait….that’s not your ‘procedure’, is it?

          3. commodious spittoon

            “I love you, now fuck off.”

          4. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Oh, you said “forgot”, not “forget”! I was pretty worried there that I crossed a line, but still garnered some love.

            Love you, too. And, you needn’t fuck off….::scrunches up face in a vain attempt at a ‘come hither’ stare::

          5. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Eh, you can get in on this, too, cs.

          6. Festus

            I might sport an innie but your farm boy good looks are gettin’ you nowhere, Son.

          7. commodious spittoon

            “I love you, now fuck off” could be the family motto. Put in just enough time so you’re not written out of the will, then scram. Except the older we get, the more siblings have gotten written out… I might be getting close to sole heir for my mother’s pittance.

          8. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            farm boy good looks

            What am I, John Deere??

          9. Festus

            John Denver. Wifey has eclectic tastes, don’t shoot the messenger.

          10. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Ooh, ooh–can I be Wilfrid Hyde-White?? He was on Buck Rogers!!

  80. Tejicano

    Just waiting another 12 minutes to crack open my first beer for the evening. After last night I figure I should exercise a little self-control. Just a little.

    1. Festus

      :Roy Blatty voice: “That’s the spirit!”

      1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

        Oh, I really enjoyed The Exorcist! And, the 3rd one.

        1. Festus

          Har-D-Har. Yer so funny that you think a crank-start is sumpin you do when the lights go out!

          1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            If it’s not, it should be. Although, I prefer low-light, myself…

          2. Festus

            (Note to self) Never, ever under any circumstances look under Diggy’s bed.

          3. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

            Whaddya talkin’ about–that where I am!

      2. Tejicano

        Thanks!

        *Cracks open another one*

  81. Brilliant addition! Happy New Year, CPRM!

    1. Festus

      Yay! SP! We’re like the cats that you left alone for half an hour! We loooooove you soooooo much! Food?

    2. commodious spittoon
    3. Tejicano

      Hiya SP! Happy New Year to you and yours.

      Thanks for keeping the lights on in this joint for another really good year.

  82. Festus

    Off to my ancient slumber. Best wishes in the new year!

    1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

      Uuugh, fine! Go to bed, sleepy-head.

      Happiest of new years!

  83. Yusef in Space……

    Hello? Why am I awake? where the hell am I? Did I turn into the judge? why am I talking to a computer?

    1. Tejicano

      You sober yet? Sorry if you are. I’m working on another interesting evening. Heading out to dinner in a few minutes. See Y’all a bit later.

      1. Yusef in Space……

        Headed back to buzz land, it’s 330 am here, but plenty of beer!

        1. Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration

          Mmmmm….pre-dawn beer!

          1. Yusef in Space……

            it is, I’m a day drinker, this feels weird, and I still have some snowcone from earlier, Party!

  84. Yusef in Space……

    Bella has turned into a goat, She has decided that climbing is fun, found her on the dining room table, the back of the couch, and today on top of the China cabinet, so now she is Morna, the Goat Dog!

    1. Mmmmm…. goat.

      I need to find where that jamaican place is at again.

  85. Lackadaisical

    What’s the over under on morning links?

    1. Looks like there’s a new post….