626 responses to “The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 24: Coup”
Yusef in Space……
Boris needs Donald’s comb,
Great work!
CPRM
Thanks.
DEG
I like Boris Johnson’s guest appearance.
I’ve never noticed the food stains on Donald’s clothes.
CPRM
The stains have been there the whole time.
DEG
It shows how observant I am.
Sean
Maybe you need glasses?
DEG
Heh.
SOON
Sean
I wear my contacts most of the time, but I have ordered multiple sets from glassesusa.com
I recommend them highly. Watch for coupon codes. The last pair I got were under $90 with the highest index lenses.
DEG
That’s not a bad price, though I’ve been leery of buying glasses on-line given how fucked my eyes are.
CPRM
Sir Digby thought maybe I should add some stains to Boris, but I shutter to even think what the British equivalent of ketchup and mustard are.
HP sauce is no longer British and they fucked up the recipe. Thanks Heinz.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
In my defense (and your’s), you did alter my initial perception of it. So, I suppose you did, in fact, shutter.
/I do still kinda like the idea of malt vinegar stains….
Rhywun
Boris!! ???
I’ve never heard him speak before. He sounds… challenged.
Spudalicious
In reality, he’s a Rhode’s Scholar.
CPRM
So was Bill Clinton, I don’t think that program is all it’s hyped up to be.
Spudalicious
Bill actually has an IQ of 182. Think about it, minor politician out of Arkansas to two term President.
MikeS
Yeah, Bill’s no dummy. Of all the living presidents, Bill is tops of my list for wanting to sit down and have too may beers with.
Assuming I don’t suicide myself the next day because he let something slip.
Fourscore
I always thought Bill would be the guy with the funny dirty jokes at a dinner party, he would know them all. I just wouldn’t want him sitting next to my wife.
And Pat Haden, the former USC QB that everyone used to think of first when talking about Rhodes Scholars.
I was at a seated formal dinner about 20 years ago where the guy to my left — who looked and acted just like George Costanza — swore that he had been a finalist for the Rhodes, but lost out to Pat Haden. I said something like ‘what a coincidence you lost to the only guy anyone’s heard of who got the scholarship’. He wasn’t happy. Later he ‘spilled’ a full glass of red wine on my light gray tie, swearing it was an accident. Everyone else at the table said they thought he did it on purpose. I almost took a swing at him but my wife talked me out of it.
And that’s my Rhodes scholar story!
hayeksplosives
That is fucking fantastic . I actually hurt something laughing over the Boris addition.
Harpy Noyers!
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
……Did you ever figure out what got hurt?
/asking for a friend
Scruffy Nerfherder
I think there should be Boris Johnson/Donald Trump/Boris Yeltsin summit.
Make it happen!
hayeksplosives
We will have to hire a medium then, because Yeltsin drank himself to death.
They do tweak the recipe every year, but it’s usually a spiced brown ale. They used to release 1.5 L bottles as well (for ~$15).
DEG
I’ve seen those bottles.
Not Adahn
Really???
It’s been TWENTY-FOUR EPISODES??!?
Also, it’s the teeth that made BoJo’s hair.
What away to close out the year.
CPRM
It’s been TWENTY-FOUR EPISODES??!?
Well, 25, I don’t count the Glibs anniversary special in the episode count, because if anyone else were to watch it’s just too much of an in joke.
Rebel Scum
So I’m with the lady at this hotel downtown. We have a wonderful view of a parking deck and I-95. We were just at the hotel bar and some skank’s showed up. The lady looked at me as if it was my fault that I noticed said skank’s. It ain’t my fault that I’m a man that appreciates the female form. And we’ll be back down for the new year’s thing they are doing. Anyway, happy new years to everyone.
Drake
Happy New Year to you and the skanks!
Yusef in Space……
I’m sitting with Bella, drinking some Old Rasputin Imperial Stout, classical music, and Sparklers, not too bad for a lonely old Man…
/Got my Glibs!
Spudalicious
It can always be worse, buddy. And Old Rasputin is a nice friend to have.
Tulip
You are SO AWESOME!
CPRM
*blushes*
Tulip
Well you are! *smooch*
CPRM
Sexual assault!!!
Tulip
Smooch, smooch, smooch. I can’t resist you.
CPRM
If only. I could use a sugar momma.
Tulip
Patreon isn’t enough?!
Tulip
Wishing you all the best in the new year!
CPRM
I’m hoping all the HR managers at jobs I’ve applied for have been on vacation, I’ve gotten a little stir crazy being unemployed.
Ahh. Well where are you? I could maybe help (platonically), briefly.
Tulip
I’m on the left.
CPRM
First off, I’m an excellent driver, so maybe that pic works. Second off, I’m in central Wisconsin, there lies all of life’s problems except access to alcohol and my house that I love.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
That pic IS ebay-worthy.
/just sayin’….
Tulip
Hey Straffinrun, did I miss the end of the challenge? I took an internet vacation as we was an actual vacation.
There you are. Glad you’re back. Make sure you let me know when you post it. Looking forward to seeing the old man fishing. *Looks at spelling of my handle* That is respect .
Sean
Good stuff CPRM.
Tulip
I want to thank Atanarjuat for being willing to drive THREE HOURS to meet up with me. Unfortunately, it didn’t work with my schedule, but I really appreciate it. Thank you again.
I could go for it. I once saw images from a guy who had an entire room set up as an Amazonian biome. He had to break out the scuba gear to clean the water section.
Fourscore
Always enjoyable, CPRM. I’ll be ready for the New Year’s Special in a week, as well. Thanks
Tulip
Happy New Year everyone! I’m grateful for this place!
I think we are going on four years, Merry New Year Tulip!
Tulip
Happy New year, Yusef!. Wishing you and Wendy health and security in the new year!
Gustave Lytton
Interesting. Tried searching a Google search for “thomas massie prius” for that I Love Coal license plate. Clicked on the Images tab. Just generic Prius images, none of which have anything to do with Massie, supposedly one of the search terms. From the original search results, scrolled down to the Images block and clicked more, supposedly goes to the same Images tab but features head shots of Massie, followed by the generic Prius images. Neither results uses the entire search terms. What utter crap. Google is going down hill, but it’s not because of a supposed brain drain or unfeeling corporate culture that doesn’t care enough about employees.
none of which have anything to do with […] one of the search terms
That makes me mental. I have found it increasingly impossible to get Google to search on the freaking words I enter. The special syntax doesn’t work, either.
CPRM
yeah, they seemed to have ditched the “, + and – modifiers at least 5 years ago.
DEG
Supposedly they are still available (go to the advanced search page under settings on the search results page), but sometimes I wonder.
Gustave Lytton
They know better of what results you want, not what you type.
Gustave Lytton
I think their target audience is people who type in natural language queries like Google is a person instead of a glorified pattern matcher.
I have actually tried resorting to that a few times recently. It doesn’t really help.
Nephilium
I was searching for an issue with CUIC the other day, and every fucking result came back for CUCM (missing CUIC). JFC! I’m specifically looking for something that I’ve added a + to!
Spudalicious
Nice work, CPRM! Off to the new year.
Cannoli
Happy New Year Glibs!
MikeS
I’m gonna cum!
Well, I was going to until I saw that increasing my Patreon contribution to 250% of the previous value went unrecognized.
Holds back on making the disgusting and ungentlemanly joke about how Tulip could suck up to me. That would just be disgusting and untoward. You bunch of sick freaks! I won’t do it!
To me, the difference between right and left anti-Semitism is that the right just straight up hates Jews while the left is critical of Jewish participation in the ruling class without critical analysis of how the long history Jewish marginalization complicates that participation.
Or, you know, gfy. Trump was maligned over his ham-fisted but perfectly defensible”good people on both sides” remark, and they lied outrageously to plant that seed. Well, fine, maybe he had it coming. He’s incoherent and undisciplined. But this sap is arguing for no-shit Jews Control the Banks-style conspiracy theories, and we’re expected to nod and appreciate the nuance and, oh what’s their term now? the complication of the issue.
No, you lunatic retard fuckwit. You’re nothing but a standard-issue Jew-hater.
Love the RR. I’m sipping Knob Creek Cask Strength Rye.
Nephilium
I’m going through Irish coffees, Tullamore Dew, and home roasted coffee.
Spudalicious
Irish coffees in the evening would render me drunk, and unable to sleep.
westernsloper
That is my preferred kind of drunk.
Nephilium
I don’t have to work tomorrow, and unless my metabolism has changed a lot recently, I can still sleep after large amounts of caffeine.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
Great Moments in selective word focus (aka mainstream journalism):
I’m sipping Knob
Lachowsky
Im drinking the old stable, busch light. Because it does the trick.
MikeS
It does. I actually switched to a single can of Buschhhhhhhhh Light to have with my pizza.
Nephilium
For those who have watched Dolemite is My Name on Netflix, I’ve found that the original Dolemite is currently streaming for free (with ads) on Tubi.
CPRM
20 years ago when I was in HS there was an acquaintance that discovered Dolomite among his dad’s old movies, as well as some very, uh, odd pornography. I’ve haven’t looked at rottweilers the same ever since.
Yummy. You can cook for me anytime. So…, when should I stop by?
Lachowsky
This will all be gone in about an hour. Whats your eta to NW arkansas
Tulip
Couple hours 🙁
Drake
Home already from a restaurant. Think I’ll watch another episode of Witcher.
Urthona
Toss a coin to your Witcher.
CPRM
Witcher 3 Game of The Year Edition is on sale on Steam for $15, I had been waiting for the price to drop so I could buy it, but then I lost my job, but now thanks to Supreme Overlord trshmnstr I can splurge!
I’m slow going through the show, trying to sync with my roommate to watch it together and that has slowed my viewing.
commodious spittoon
Witcher 3 is fantastic. And on your system I bet it’s gorgeous. (It looks great on mine, but I’ve only got a 970 and a 60hz/nothing special monitor.)
Urthona
If you have a modern system, there is also a mod that ups the texture quality and stuff. I recommend.
I’ve made it through two episodes. The girlfriend expressed an interest in it, so I’m not sure if I can watch it without her yet.
Urthona
It’s a bit weird how it jumps around but I ultimately really liked it.
Nephilium
Yeah… I’ve had to explain to the girlfriend that it isn’t running linearly. So far I’ve been able to name Ciri and Yennefer from the games when they first showed up, even though I know they’re far too young to be the same characters.
CPRM
I only played the first 2 games, like I said above kismet just let me buy 3; and I knew of Yennifer, yet going back and watching videos on the first 2 games they all say she wasn’t in there. But I’m sure she was. This is another fucking Mandela Effect!
Nephilium
I made it most of the way through the first, and to the second act in the second. There was no Yennifer, but she was a huge part of the fandom for the third.
DEG
I’m out. Sleepy. I’m still not fully recovered from the hungover drive back from PA. Shoveling snow and doing some physical therapy work at the gym didn’t help. I’m surprised I stayed awake this long.
Happy New Year!
Yusef in Space……
Alone, not good, kind of lost, the new year is vague,
I’m sick of being alone…
Spudalicious
How’s Wendy doing today?
Yusef in Space……
Same thing, stroked out, but totally aware and speaking, She wants to come home but it will be a night mare, I’ll take it on though,
Spudalicious
You know you’re in my thoughts and prayers, Yusef.
Nephilium
The totally aware and speaking sounds like good news to me. I really hope things are better for you in the coming year Yusef.
westernsloper
Sending happy new years vibes in your guys direction. That was a totally hippy comment and I’m not a hippy but I am going with it.
Spudalicious
Cut your hair, hippy.
Nephilium
/misses my long hair.
MikeS
Fuck off, Tulpa hippy!
straffinrun
Can imagine. When the kid and wife go to stay over at the grandparents for a night, my first thought is “Excellent. I get to pretend to be a bachelor again!” Then I drink a few beers while watching a movie they would never wanna watch (chika, chika, bow). Crawl into an empty bed. Actually, I don’t wanna go back to that.
Hyperion
Dude, you forgot the hookers and blow. WTF?
straffinrun
Wish I were Ghosnrun.
Gustave Lytton
Trying to get the missus-san to put you into a small box?
straffinrun
NHK was doing people on the street interviews about his fleeing the country. All the housewives were, “Zoorui!” Dumb ladies should STFU.
They really have no idea why he fled and think he should stay and face the court system that very likely is railroading him. Of course, they don’t think he’s being railroaded. Perhaps they should know a detail or two before piping in on NHK.
Jarflax
I’ve kind of deliberately avoided knowing anything about the case. I assume it is some sort of securities violation, but it has all sort of sounded like he was being prosecuted for being a foreigner daring to mess with a Japanese company.
westernsloper
Great work again CPRM. Boris’s hair teeth got a big lol.
Hyperion
LOL! Best episode ever, I love the new bad yellow limey man!
Hyperion
Just watching the New Years fireworks in Rio and Sao Paulo. Congrats Brasileiros, killing Gretel one fireworks at a time!
straffinrun
Is that what Greta is short for?
Hyperion
I must be a little slow at this point in drinkiness, I don’t know what you just said.
straffinrun
Hansel and Gretel. Greta T as Gaia gets eaten by the witch.
Hyperion
Oh. I just call her Gretel because I think it’s mean and the little brat deserves it.
Hyperion
Actually, I really don’t mean that. Her parents deserve to be put in the stockades and pelted with rotten fruit until they admit what assholes they are for using a mentally challenged child for their own gain.
Gustave Lytton
Wife’s got a cough and isn’t feeling great and I’m not doing much better, so champers is going to stay in the fridge until the weekend. I think a little lemon and bourbon in a cup of tea is called for.
Nephilium
Add some honey as well to make the proper toddy.
MikeS
And a little butter, right? Thought I saw that somewhere.
Hyperion
I just switched from beer to cachaca. That shit has amazing wake you the fuck up powers. I was almost asleep until now.
MikeS
Interesting:
For more than four centuries of history, cachaça has accumulated synonyms and creative nicknames coined by the Brazilian people. Some of these words were created for the purpose of deceiving the supervision of the metropolis in the days when cachaça was banned in Brazil; the beverage was competing with the European distillate grappa. There are more than two thousand words to refer to the Brazilian national distillate. Some of these nicknames are: abre-coração (heart-opener), água-benta (holy water), bafo-de-tigre (tiger breath), and limpa-olho (eye-wash).
Hyperion
“holy water”
I like that. It’s a good description of the good stuff. It seems to have a lot wider quality range than bourbon. It’s either really bad or it’s fantastic. The stuff I’m drinking now is a $160 bottle from Minas Gerais and it’s elixir of the gods. The stuff I finished off last month was a $20 bottle and it was so bad I couldn’t even drink it unmixed, I put it in orange juice. Cachaca is either really good or it’s really bad, I haven’t seen much in between.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
Yeah, I tried Leblon(?) a few years ago. Fuuuuuuck that.
#NeverAgain
Hyperion
Get better. Wife and I spent Christmas with a cold. I had the worst of it, but it seems to have passed now. Maybe the 2-3 day midwinter 60 degree weather spell helped.
westernsloper
As a certified new years participant I would recommend a cup of bourbon with a bit of tea and lemon. Or just a cup of bourbon next to some tea with lemon.
straffinrun
Something is going around there, too? Champers? Suppose I could google it.
Spudalicious
Champers = Champagne. Gaijan is the least of your problems.;p
straffinrun
Oh. No thanks. Stuff gives me a raging hangover.
westernsloper
Does anyone have a knock your socks off green bean recipe? I have never made a fresh green bean dish and have had green beans requested for a future scenario.
Spudalicious
Blanch them, and then into an ice bath. Slow saute them in butter and shallots until they’re caramelized. Season with salt as needed.
westernsloper
OK, this is the direction I was thinking but then mildly roast until blistered and then briefly toss in butter and garlic.
CPRM
Then add bacon, cream of mushroom soup and those French’s onion things.
westernsloper
Exactly! Problem is they requested green beans. Just green beans. No green bean casserole.
Spudalicious
That works too. The recipe I gave you came from a country housewife in southern France.
Rhywun
It does sound excellent.
Better than the “boil the shit out of them” that I grew up with.
westernsloper
Country house wife? In the south of France you say. Go on…..
Spudalicious
Ha! 20 years older and married to a marvelous man who happens to make awesome wine.
Asparagus has a earthy taste and woody texture that make me gag. The closest I can come to describing it is “it tastes like trees.” Otherwise, I got nothin’.
No, dude you’re miserable and destitute and the world is about to end. There’s never been a point in human history when humans have had it this bad. Orange bad man is still president! /the left
CPRM
I’m a face guy.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
Dirk Benedict, FTW!
straffinrun
That’s me at every ryokan we go to with the extended family. Yukata is too damn small.
CPRM
My computer just randomly rebooted. Is this Y2K2.0!? Luckily the video render that took 22 damn hours was done, or I would have been right pissed.
Two sick kids, one tired husband, me blurgh from my mom’s cake and ice cream micro birthday party, and I’m here listening to Rush and doing edits on Cods & Cuntes. My life is so very exciting.
Nephilium
I thought you were one of the Rush haters here… was my memory failing me already?
MikeS
Yes. Yes it is.
Nephilium
/sigh
Goes and pours another Irish coffee. Guess there’s nothing else I can do to my brain to hurt it.
Candles and booze, it’s the only way to survive that.
Hyperion
I’d like to celebrate this New Year by realizing that we are the most fortunate humans to ever be alive, in human history, and enjoying the abject misery of our unfortunately retarded leftist cousins, who will hopefully go extinct soon.
Nephilium
We live in an era where I can stream (for free) a 40 year old terrible film for my own entertainment. The amount of entertainment available is near infinite.
We truly are living in the best times so far.
Slainte my fellow Glibs!
Hyperion
“We truly are living in the best times so far.”
You’re goddamn right we are, and anyone who disagrees is a miserable person who cannot be made happy by any means possible.
Glib on, my brothers!
MikeS
*pssst* “…and sisters!”
Prost!
Hyperion
Oh stop pretending! It’s almost the New Year! I mean, except for Hayek, I’m allowing her in because she’s cute and that always gets a pass. So, it’s just us dudes and Cowgirl chicky.
CPRM
Speaking of which, Over the Top is free with ads on Youtube.
Rhywun
G’suffa!
straffinrun
Maybe our comfort is what’s causing the authoritarian impulse in the populace. Not to go all Teddy Roosevelt, but he had a point under that warboner of his.
straffinrun
It’s come to my attention that Chuck Schumer is the good looking one in his marriage. Whodathunkit?
Hyperion
Good fucking gawd. How ugly is she?
straffinrun
In every marriage someone has to be better looking. I’m just saying that I didn’t see that one coming.
Chuck’s not bad-looking for a sexagenarian man with breasts. His ugliness is on the inside. ?♂️
straffinrun
TBH, his wife looking like that makes me have a slightly better feeling about him.
Hyperion
My feeling about him is that if he was dying in a fire I wouldn’t piss on him to put it out.
MikeS
But, he was born to legislate!
straffinrun
He’s the reason we have FATCA, so I have no love for the asshole.
Hyperion
“He’s the reason we have FATCA, so I have no love for the asshole.”
Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I would find some gasoline to throw on his dying ass.
Gustave Lytton
Goddamit. If it wasn’t for FATCA and extraterritorial taxation, we’d have an American running things in London. Damn you Schumer!
Hyperion
Schmoobz is one of the worst politicians in history, who is still alive. I can’t even think of anyone alive right now who could equal his awfulness except for Joe Biden.
MikeS
*DDG*
That’s a man, baby!
westernsloper
If you are looking at the wiki page I am going to agree. And surprise surprise she/he has always worked for nyc government.
Rhywun
OK, I’ll play along… eek!
straffinrun
Not nice at all, but you gotta take the joke when it’s there.
Weinshall is a graduate of Brooklyn College and earned a Master of Public Administration degree from New York University’s Wagner Graduate School of Public Service.
And she used her degrees to their fullest.
They sound like a perfectly terrible couple.
Rhywun
Yeah, that is a classic platform to jump into the machine.
MikeS
Go to the link and skim her job list. They are the same type of person, she just decided to forgo the whole elections thing and go a different route.
I won’t disparage her, she’s done nothing wrong; but I can also guess he’s a POS who married her for some political advantage she gave him at the time, not for love or lust.
straffinrun
Just to be clear, I didn’t post this to pile on her looks. Did find it interesting that Chuck, who has never been Metoo’ed AFAIK, has stayed with her all these years even after getting all this money and power. A little lighthearted poking at her looks? No harm.
MikeS
Yeah, I got a little carried away and piled on. Asshole move and I apologize.
So lets move on to the daughter. Poor girl looks way too much like her old man.
There was a time I wouldn’t have said “hell no”. That was long, long ago.
CPRM
I found her funny and arousing when I first saw her, then she went super vulgar, then she went super woke without missing a beat. And I’m not sure if she actually became less physically attractive during that time or it was just her personality making her uglier every time I saw her.
straffinrun
Laugh at my pussy!
MikeS
Some the former, mostly the later.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
I met a traveller from a smoggy land,
Who said—“Two vast and crotchlessless legs of stone
Stand in Bel Air. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a slatern visage lies, whose smirk,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of stolen joke,
Tell that its sculptor well thoat boorinshness read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The ass that mocked them, and the mouth that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Amy, Slut of Sluts;
Look on my Pussy, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Whore, boundless and bare
The many and varied marks stretch far away.”
BakedPenguin
Good one. And this:
Look on my Pussy, ye Mighty, and despair!
is a virtual certainty.
MikeS
The whispering eye!
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
When the whispering eye winks at you, it blows the sweetest kiss your way…
/eh, I got nuthin’
westernsloper
Those two aren’t drinking from a large margarita glass without some side tippage. Just saying.
It’s 2019, of course he has. Just a link, no idea of the legitimacy.
straffinrun
Has The Hill ever used “Fake” when describing accusations against Trump?
CPRM
says he was the victim of an attempt to make false sexual harassment allegations against him.
Never see that as a lead in to any of the claims against Trump, even from the True Believers on the right.
westernsloper
WTF. Sounds kind of bogus, maybe? When do we get to see this list of all the #metoo coverups our taxes have paid for? The fact that congress has a slush fund to settle those claims is another big check mark in the “our government is illegitimate” column.
westernsloper
I am sure they have no problem poking fun at other peoples looks and have probably poked fun at the current presidents looks just as we do here but with malice. I have no malice toward this woman other than she is married to one of the biggest asshats in the Senate and I am sure she is just like him.
Hyperion
Goddamn I went from almost asleep to buzzed as hell. The miracle of hard alcohol.
Rhywun
OMG who is this tatted freak on the Dick Clark show? EEEEEK
Of course his performance is directly followed by a commercial plugging… himself. Fuck, I hate this shit. I just want to see the ball drop.
Spudalicious
Spud’s cruising, Glibbies. Tummy full of crab, champagne and whiskey. Fireworks exploding in the distance because, ‘Murhica. More shit posting tomorrow.
MikeS
Happy New Year, man. Best wishes for 2020
straffinrun
Got seven crabs ready for tonight’s dinner with the family. Got the F-I-L a bottle of Kinpaku for a New Year’s cheer. Happy New Years, Spud!
Gender Traitor
Yay! Power came back on before midnight (US EST)! Happy New Year, Glibbies!
Nephilium
Happy new year GT. The rowdy neighbors are shooting off fireworks (in the suburbs), I’ve got a pour of Old Forester Single Barrel. I used up all my “wellness” days from work this year, and I’m planning on visiting Belgium and Germany this summer with my stored vacation days (which go away at the end of 2020).
Rhywun
Just caught an amazing display out my living room window here in Brooklyn. I could actually hear the cheers from blocks away, with the wind blowing in my direction.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
Neph! Been trying to catch up with you…
What was the venting/kvetching need from Saturday evening?
Nephilium
Just a check if there would be a late night Saturday thread. I can wait for the next one (considering I took Sloopy’s advise and wandered to a local pub to watch the OSU game last Saturday).
BakedPenguin
Well, Happy 2020, EST/Euro/Nihon Glibs. Happy impending New Year, other Glibs.
straffinrun
Back at you, BP and Neph and GT and the rest of you.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
#MeToo??
straffinrun
Youtoo, Dig2.
Tulip
Hey, I’ll post my challenge pictures tomorrow
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
Back atcha, straff.
And, you as well, Tulip–get them pitchers loaded up!
Tulip
I went and peaked, amazing job Straffinrun!
straffinrun
My trolling or the pics?
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
#WhyNotBoth?
Rhywun
Dittoes.
Back to the Twilight Zone marathon.
Nephilium
There’s a reason I own the Twilight Zone (and Outer Limits, and Ray Bradbury Theater, and Tales From the Crypt, and…)
BakedPenguin
Yeah, I’n flipping back and forth from South Park reruns. They had a lot of actors who went on to do starring roles – Kojak, Quincy, and of course…The Shat.
westernsloper
Happy 2020 BP! I won’t say I am looking forward to 2020 but I will say it is better than not being able to look toward 2020.
BakedPenguin
The one thing I’m hopeful for is an end (or ending process) to the worst excesses of woke stupidity. Chapelle dealt it a savage blow, let’s see if it’s fatal or if some others can smell the blood and help kill it off.
Urthona
“imagine” has to be one of the dumbest songs ever written.
“imagine” has to be one of the dumbest songs ever written.
This cannot be said too many times.
Tulip
Word
Rhywun
Yup
westernsloper
What What in the Butt. I rest my case.
Rand Paul has a Grievance with Sir Digby
it’s quite a bit more jiggy, with none of the boorish, Utopian smarm.
MikeS
Lennon only has 3 times more views. And I don’t mean that sarcastically. Think about that…only 3 times more that What What in the Butt. The internet is a strange, wonderful, and terrifying place.
BakedPenguin
Keep in mind that Lennon was pre-Internet, and didn’t have something like South Park (which I’m currently watching) give him free publicity.
MikeS
I know it’s not a fair comparison, but still.
Urthona
Yeah but What What in the Butt is a better crafted song with more intelligent lyrics as well.
MikeS
Well, there is that.
straffinrun
Imagine there are no humans. It’s easy if you’re psycho.
Tulip
Wow, I can’t believe I was able to stay up! Happy New Year everyone! Goodnight!
MikeS
?
Lachowsky
In gods time zone, we have another 40 minutes
MikeS
It is known.
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It had better be known…
westernsloper
Youtube says this is Gods Time Zone. Only nine views. Show some love!
Jarflax
Happy New Year you reprobates!
MikeS
dude! Where you been?!
*drunkenly stumbles and spills drink on Jarflax*
Jarflax
I was enjoying a single Elijah Craig and replaying To The Moon, which oddly always makes my room very dusty.
Everybody who knows me knows I hate asking for money.
Yeah, he prefers demanding it.
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I cannot see that littleoldman face without hearing his Freedom Toons version.
Much more entertaining than the real thing.
Also, less authoritarianism and communism
CPRM
creator of Hat and and Hair extended universe graphic has a sad.
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I pay ya, bruh! That’s real, quantifiable love, righ’tchere. Ask Xaviera Hollander.
Plus, I can like both franchises.
BakedPenguin
Some get it:
Yet all of your programs revolve around taking more money.
Asking is an improvement.
CPRM
25 minutes left in the year.
*starts swigging Champagne straight from the bottle*
I apologize in advance for anything I say while blacked out.
Lachowsky
Happy new year. I was just discussing with my father in law about how bastard used to be an insult of the highest order. Now its not anymore.
As a married father who takes his kid to baseball practice and other things, i think its disgusting how many of my sons peers are being raised by either their mothers or their grandparents.
It saddens me. A child deserves their parents.
straffinrun
Thank the state for that. What you said shouldn’t even be a debate. The data is in and the big gubbmint people lost.
MikeS
It takes a village…
…to fuck up a few generations of children.
straffinrun
I don’t see how you’d be able to politically stop it. It’s just gonna have to play out.
CPRM
Imagine knowing all those dead beat dads are at least dads when you’re not; and then having to raise those dead beat dads kids without getting the benefit of the making babies part…But I make cartoons!
It’s amazing to me how subversive it has become to believe that children need parental involvement from mommy and daddy to set them up for success. I really feel like an out of touch asshole when parenting style comes up out there in the real world.
Gustave Lytton
Yes.
MikeS
I just learned that Russia beat us to 2020! Will Trump’s capitulation to Putin never end?!?!
Urthona
we can’t allow a New Years gap.
CPRM
Father Time Killuzun!!!
mikey
My gift to y’all for a Happy New Year.
A little Taj to make you tap your feet and smile.
I’ll post stuff now, tomorrow I’ll be too hungover. This was my favorite exercise from Reddit watercolor 101:https://photos.app.goo.gl/RYHdpDr9XSiyr8PH8
I like this because you do it from life and you can’t use any drawing. Just paint.
Straff, when I was in England we went to a museum that had an exhibit of DaVinci drawings. It showed the drawings (exercises for a painting) and a picture of the painting. So, we saw a page of hands or a page of noses, then the painting they were practice for. So, doing a page of noses or lips has a long history. I mean, DaVinci did it! How cool I s the?
straffinrun
I did try and put them all together to make a face. No dice. I’m thinking the grid method would work, but I don’t really have time for such a long process.
Tulip
But just think, by doing pages of noses, eyes, and mouths, you’re doing what DaVinci did! That’s cool all by itself!
CPRM
But just think, by doing pages of noses, eyes, and mouths, you’re doing what DaVinci did! That’s cool all by itself!
That sounds like the line DaVinci would have used to pimp out his women.
Tulip
I doubt DaVinci needed lines.
straffinrun
For years, I tried learning Japanese by pouring over textbooks. Got fed up with it and decided to learn by reading the advice column in the newspaper and then writing my own responses. Found out that Murakami Haruki went through the exact same path when he was learning English. I’ve done it everyday for a decade since then. Systems that work are a godsend.
straffinrun
Poring, pouring, pooring. *shrugs*
Gender Traitor
Nice! Watercolor has to be one of the most difficult media, ‘cuz there ain’t no fixin’ it once you have it down, AFAIK.
Tulip
I’m learning to work with it, instead of against it. I like your dog drawing. It’s hard to do cause they don’t stay still.
Gender Traitor
Ummm…what dog drawing?
straffinrun
She meant Cannoli, I’m pretty sure.
CPRM
What a disgusting sexist comment!
Tulip
Wasn’t it you who posted a drawing of a dog? If not, I’m sorry
Gender Traitor
No, not me. It was Cannoli, as straff said above. No worries! I may take part in any future drawing challenges, but at the moment I want to stick to my writing.
Tulip
Ok, Cannoli, I like your dog drawing!
Cannoli
Thanks Tulip! Your watercolors are incredible, at least I could use an eraser 🙂
MikeS
It’s supposed the be the Eiffel Tower!
mikey
Love the way you give the leaves such depth. Hard to do in watercolor.
straffinrun
A little more reaction to that one. Imagery is everything and by choosing an innertube, you’ve evoked that easily identifiable touch and smell. Combine that with the sunshine being reflected off the legs instead of just showing a bright sun, you’ve really nailed a scene. I’m no art critic. Just what I saw.
I wanted more time to work out Boris’ Hair’s voice, but time ran out on me. Hopefully it will evolve and become more refined if I use it again. It’s almost midnight!
Tulip
It was funny!
MikeS
To you all!
*raises glass at exactly 12:00 God’s Standard Time
CPRM
*swigs from bottle*
westernsloper
*sips drink humoring the lesser time zone residents as they celebrate their lesser time zone new year*
egould310
Happy New Year! Sippin red wine and watching Jason Statham movies. Life is groovy.
commodious spittoon
IT’S NOT NEW YEARS YET! NO SPOILERS
CPRM
Donald and Kim totally get together.
westernsloper
EXACTLY!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
New Year, new Diggs.
MikeS
You know what? Me too!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
That’s damn right.
westernsloper
Moving to a sensible state?
MikeS
??
CPRM
Alt-right. I tried to drink until I was drunk to start off the new year, but yet again I seemed to have just drank until I was tired. Happy 2020. I hope you enjoyed the cartoon. /I sleep now
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Fine, run off from your adulation!
MikeS
I know I did. Maybe the best one yet. Happy New Year, bud.
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
^See??^
I tried to tell ya…
Gender Traitor
Nighty night, and Happy New Year whenever it arrives/arrived for you!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
‘Night, yo!
MikeS
Peace out, GT!
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Hold on a tic–I see Gojira posted this morning about site donations. Where the hell has he been? Does he lurk, or, does he hate me us?
Is it my musky scent and questionable fashion?
Chafed
More importantly, when is the next movie review?
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Excellent question. The man ostensibly lives near me, and I want a local meet-up, dammit.
And, more movie and con reviews.
Chafed
Anyone know what channel Dick Clark is on?
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I hate to let you down, but….
Gustave Lytton
Over and over again?
No, wait. That’s Dave Clark.
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Hmmm…closer than you think, actually.
Chafed
What’s going on? I heard Lou Reed is this year’s band leader.
I took the whole family to see Trans Siberian Orchestra for Xmas last Friday. After the show, my 9 year old niece asked me if all the musicians were trans due to the band name. I had to explain the original meaning of trans to her.
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Funny, yet, sad.
westernsloper
New Years just happened in this time zone and I think my neighbor just shot off a cannon. Holy shit, and God bless America!
Gustave Lytton
Hour to go and some are already celebrating with fireworks and/or explosions here.
westernsloper
My neighbor is notorious for blowing up tannerite laden pumpkins shortly after any holiday that requires autumn themed gords. Whatever just went off was respectable.
Gustave Lytton
I see the Tannerite Outlet sign along the freeway frequently. I’m wondering if it could be used in place of other explosives for hazard tree felling.
Festus
Happy New Year fellow travelers! I’m working a beer buzz (work tomorrow) but all the best to you and yours! I hope 2020 is better whether you had a banner 2019 or an abysmal shit-show of a year. Special thanks to Mojo and Fourscore for defending my honor this morning! Not necessary because we were all into the joke. Best wishes to Yusef and Wendy and anyone else on this board that is navigating some trying times. GLIBS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL ROCKS!
Festus
CPRM, that was the best one yet.
westernsloper
Happy new year Festus!
Festus
Right back atcha!
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Was someone giving you shit, Fes?!?
Is Diggy gonna have to whoop an ass?
Chafed
Tell us Festus. I had to work at work this morning (hi Rufus) so I don’t know what happened.
straffinrun
I did the unforgivable and compared Fistus to me.
Chafed
Monster! I cast thee out!
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A comparison? That’s kinda harsh, man.
Gustave Lytton
I piled on with saying he was no worse than the rest of glibs.
*hangs head in shame again*
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Tsk tsk tsk….
::exasperated sigh::
Festus
Ya know when you scratch the base of a cat’s tail? Like that except I thought it was really funny and no murderous impulses whether you stop or not. All in good fun, Hip-Hip!
Chafed
WTF? Where do you work that they need your services tomorrow?
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Hey, he’s not the only one.
Chafed
Yeah but you’re law enforcement adjacent. It’s a 365 day a year service. I thought Festus does janitorial work for a private company.
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adjacent
I don’t know how to feel about that: sad, happy, or, relieved.
One of the rare upsides of my job is that I get to work on the holidays in the nude. Little known fact about the Janitorial trades… You should see what the crew gets up to at Total Fitness! Bacchanalia.
Chafed
I think I saw that on Pornhub.
Festus
I’m featuring that you’ve probably seen everything on Pornhub, Mr. Chafed.
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Ehh…that would be more “raw”–“chafed” would be more from focusing on certain categories.
/closes incognito mode tab
PudPaisley
Sniffing all the bicycle seats?
Festus
And more!
straffinrun
Rah rah reeeeee
Kick him in the knee
Rah rah rassss
Kick him in the other knee.
straffinrun
Meet the Press did a year end review on the topic of Fake News. Complete with sooper serious music in the background. Glorious.
Chafed
It would be nice to see any major news outlet do a retrospective on what the press got wrong and/or overhyped. I don’t need a mea culpa. Just show me you gained some insight so you’ll do better.
straffinrun
Not a chance in hell even if they fell off their ass and bumped their heads.
Chafed
I could see Howard Kurtz doing something on what the press got wrong.
Alright, my train ride is almost over. (Insert Kavanaugh joke). My ass is killing me. Time to meet the fam. You guys have a great New year party. See ya tater.
MikeS
Later tater-san.
Lachowsky
Trains are for collectivists. Jus sayin.
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Lach speaks truth.
Even runnin’ a train involves waaay too many people.
Festus
Just don’t be the caboose!
MikeS
I’m up way the hell past my bedtime. Have a great night and a wonderful 2020.
Festus
You too, Mike! Six minutes to midnight and the fireworks have already begun. Fucking rednecks, I love them so.
So there was an actual Spinal Tap band. That’s why I love this site!
Tejicano
You can say that again!
Festus
Damn this Parkinson’s!
Tejicano
I should mention that it is good having you back after your somewhat prolonged absence some weeks back. This band of cyber-bros is small enough as it is.
Festus
Thanks, Tej! I’ll be on hiatus for awhile in the new year. I’ve got some surgery scheduled so I’ll lay off the beer for a week or two before and after. I will be lurking.
Tejicano
Your doctor told you not to drink for a while? Are you sure he’s human?
Festus
Nope. I’m a proud, independent Woman that don’t need no white “doctor” to tell me when to drink! In all seriousness, it will be for the best. I’ll eat better. Hopefully recovery time will be shortened. After my last bout I lost so much weight that I was a little worried if I’d ever make a comeback.
Tejicano
Yeah, it would probably do me some good to drink less often too. *Cracks open a Kirin Ichiban Shibori tall can*
I should mention that it is good having you back after your somewhat prolonged absence some weeks back. This band of cyber-bros is small enough as it is.
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
It’s spreading!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
small enough
Have you been spying on me??
::runs away crying::
Festus
Reminds me of growing up in a small town where everyone made sport of my “innie” belly-button at swimming lessons. Turns out all the farm kids had the same Dr. They never even mentioned the lack of circumcision. Outies for all and tiny Canadian flags for the rest!
Tejicano
Even if that were the case I don’t know how that information would have come to my attention. I wouldn’t have mentioned it anyway. Besides, being well endowed is more trouble than it’s worth – particularly on this side of the Pacific.
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Just call me Boss Hogglegg
Tejicano
It’s only two inches – but some of ’em seem to like it that wide.
Festus
Girls always say, “It ain’t the length, it’s the roundth!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
A gleaming alloy air-car
Shoots towards me, two lanes wide
Tejicano
I’ve never been told “Is that all?”. I’ve had a few say “Wait! Wait! How much more is there?”
HNY to all ye skallywags and to you fair maidens too.
Festus
Same back! I love this place. I used to comment on facebook until it became a troll factory for lonely divorcees and then a couple of centrist sites that lost their collective marbles in 2016. This. Thank you to the founders! *slobbery cheek kisses*
Tejicano
Yeah, TOS was pretty good in its day but after the split it seems we got many of the best from there. At least the core elements are true to the concept of freedom much more than the group of fickle, cosmo cocktail chasers we left behind.
Festus
BULLY!
commodious spittoon
Well, this is bizarre. I can’t play Youtube videos while CS:GO is running. The video goes into permanent buffering until I quit out of the game. Then it resumes like nothing.
commodious spittoon
I need to be a whole lot drunker than I am.
Tejicano
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
– Humphrey Bogart
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Why do I get the impression that Mr. Amputee-wannabe is actually quite the asshole?
The man was/is a Medicaid and Medicare recipient, yet, it was “corporate” shit that was always the problem. And, yes–I get that insurance companies are involved in that scenario.
Festus
1986. He’s been milking the system since when I could skate backward nearly as fast as forward. I didn’t watch it all but if I had a useless extremity, I’d rather lose it.
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Well, as morbid as I find the affair, more power to him if he wants a chop. I just can’t stand the idea that, at least surreptitiously, the narrative is that the private sector is to blame for his issues, when he’s on the dole.
Yeah, he’ll sure show them companies who’s boss!
Festus
I pitched a measured cranky-fit about my hernia and it bumped me up the list. This in Canacommya. Nurses hated me. Couldn’t figure why and then remembered that the last time I’d been in hospital was when I was a young and beautiful. Or, maybe I’m just a cunte.
Tejicano
Eff ’em all with a fat wand of rusty barbed wire (“bob whare” if y’alls from Tejas). It’s your health and you don’t have anything without that. They’re just spectators at best.
commodious spittoon
Cri mo ny
Just use a dry-ice bath like the other amputee obsessives.
Gustave Lytton
Happy new year! Just need to pick up AK and HI into this new decade.
Forgot you in my well wishes, Diggy. Fuck off and I love you.
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Wait….that’s not your ‘procedure’, is it?
commodious spittoon
“I love you, now fuck off.”
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Oh, you said “forgot”, not “forget”! I was pretty worried there that I crossed a line, but still garnered some love.
Love you, too. And, you needn’t fuck off….::scrunches up face in a vain attempt at a ‘come hither’ stare::
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Eh, you can get in on this, too, cs.
Festus
I might sport an innie but your farm boy good looks are gettin’ you nowhere, Son.
commodious spittoon
“I love you, now fuck off” could be the family motto. Put in just enough time so you’re not written out of the will, then scram. Except the older we get, the more siblings have gotten written out… I might be getting close to sole heir for my mother’s pittance.
John Denver. Wifey has eclectic tastes, don’t shoot the messenger.
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Ooh, ooh–can I be Wilfrid Hyde-White?? He was on Buck Rogers!!
Tejicano
Just waiting another 12 minutes to crack open my first beer for the evening. After last night I figure I should exercise a little self-control. Just a little.
Festus
:Roy Blatty voice: “That’s the spirit!”
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Oh, I really enjoyed The Exorcist! And, the 3rd one.
Festus
Har-D-Har. Yer so funny that you think a crank-start is sumpin you do when the lights go out!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
If it’s not, it should be. Although, I prefer low-light, myself…
Festus
(Note to self) Never, ever under any circumstances look under Diggy’s bed.
Thanks for keeping the lights on in this joint for another really good year.
Festus
Off to my ancient slumber. Best wishes in the new year!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Uuugh, fine! Go to bed, sleepy-head.
Happiest of new years!
Yusef in Space……
Hello? Why am I awake? where the hell am I? Did I turn into the judge? why am I talking to a computer?
Tejicano
You sober yet? Sorry if you are. I’m working on another interesting evening. Heading out to dinner in a few minutes. See Y’all a bit later.
Yusef in Space……
Headed back to buzz land, it’s 330 am here, but plenty of beer!
Sir Digby’s Rockin’ New Year’s Celebration
Mmmmm….pre-dawn beer!
Yusef in Space……
it is, I’m a day drinker, this feels weird, and I still have some snowcone from earlier, Party!
Yusef in Space……
Bella has turned into a goat, She has decided that climbing is fun, found her on the dining room table, the back of the couch, and today on top of the China cabinet, so now she is Morna, the Goat Dog!
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626 responses to “The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 24: Coup”
Boris needs Donald’s comb,
Great work!
Thanks.
I like Boris Johnson’s guest appearance.
I’ve never noticed the food stains on Donald’s clothes.
The stains have been there the whole time.
It shows how observant I am.
Maybe you need glasses?
Heh.
SOON
I wear my contacts most of the time, but I have ordered multiple sets from glassesusa.com
I recommend them highly. Watch for coupon codes. The last pair I got were under $90 with the highest index lenses.
That’s not a bad price, though I’ve been leery of buying glasses on-line given how fucked my eyes are.
Sir Digby thought maybe I should add some stains to Boris, but I shutter to even think what the British equivalent of ketchup and mustard are.
HP sauce.
Possibly Branston pickle.
Mmmm, Hewlett Packard sauce.
HP sauce and mushy peas.
HP sauce is no longer British and they fucked up the recipe. Thanks Heinz.
In my defense (and your’s), you did alter my initial perception of it. So, I suppose you did, in fact, shutter.
/I do still kinda like the idea of malt vinegar stains….
Boris!! ???
I’ve never heard him speak before. He sounds… challenged.
In reality, he’s a Rhode’s Scholar.
So was Bill Clinton, I don’t think that program is all it’s hyped up to be.
Bill actually has an IQ of 182. Think about it, minor politician out of Arkansas to two term President.
Yeah, Bill’s no dummy. Of all the living presidents, Bill is tops of my list for wanting to sit down and have too may beers with.
Assuming I don’t suicide myself the next day because he let something slip.
I always thought Bill would be the guy with the funny dirty jokes at a dinner party, he would know them all. I just wouldn’t want him sitting next to my wife.
I think it’s an act, in both cases.
Rachel Maddow as well.
And Pat Haden, the former USC QB that everyone used to think of first when talking about Rhodes Scholars.
I was at a seated formal dinner about 20 years ago where the guy to my left — who looked and acted just like George Costanza — swore that he had been a finalist for the Rhodes, but lost out to Pat Haden. I said something like ‘what a coincidence you lost to the only guy anyone’s heard of who got the scholarship’. He wasn’t happy. Later he ‘spilled’ a full glass of red wine on my light gray tie, swearing it was an accident. Everyone else at the table said they thought he did it on purpose. I almost took a swing at him but my wife talked me out of it.
And that’s my Rhodes scholar story!
That is fucking fantastic . I actually hurt something laughing over the Boris addition.
Harpy Noyers!
……Did you ever figure out what got hurt?
/asking for a friend
I think there should be Boris Johnson/Donald Trump/Boris Yeltsin summit.
Make it happen!
We will have to hire a medium then, because Yeltsin drank himself to death.
Some friends had us over for new years, and we celebrated with London. Brilliant idea for a bunch of families with preschoolers!
Knife attacks and arrests for FB posts. Sounds like a fun New Years party!
So it’s my mom’s birthday and we are having cake and ice cream. I am blurgh. Yugggg
So your mom has had an excuse to stay up until midnight and drink champers her whole life?
Anchor’s Christmas beer is OK.
They do tweak the recipe every year, but it’s usually a spiced brown ale. They used to release 1.5 L bottles as well (for ~$15).
I’ve seen those bottles.
Really???
It’s been TWENTY-FOUR EPISODES??!?
Also, it’s the teeth that made BoJo’s hair.
What away to close out the year.
Well, 25, I don’t count the Glibs anniversary special in the episode count, because if anyone else were to watch it’s just too much of an in joke.
So I’m with the lady at this hotel downtown. We have a wonderful view of a parking deck and I-95. We were just at the hotel bar and some skank’s showed up. The lady looked at me as if it was my fault that I noticed said skank’s. It ain’t my fault that I’m a man that appreciates the female form. And we’ll be back down for the new year’s thing they are doing. Anyway, happy new years to everyone.
Happy New Year to you and the skanks!
I’m sitting with Bella, drinking some Old Rasputin Imperial Stout, classical music, and Sparklers, not too bad for a lonely old Man…
/Got my Glibs!
It can always be worse, buddy. And Old Rasputin is a nice friend to have.
You are SO AWESOME!
*blushes*
Well you are! *smooch*
Sexual assault!!!
Smooch, smooch, smooch. I can’t resist you.
If only. I could use a sugar momma.
Patreon isn’t enough?!
Wishing you all the best in the new year!
I’m hoping all the HR managers at jobs I’ve applied for have been on vacation, I’ve gotten a little stir crazy being unemployed.
CPRM and Tulip
Ahh. Well where are you? I could maybe help (platonically), briefly.
I’m on the left.
First off, I’m an excellent driver, so maybe that pic works. Second off, I’m in central Wisconsin, there lies all of life’s problems except access to alcohol and my house that I love.
That pic IS ebay-worthy.
/just sayin’….
Hey Straffinrun, did I miss the end of the challenge? I took an internet vacation as we was an actual vacation.
Yeah, it went up last Thursday.
Ok, I’ll post stuff on it tomorrow.
There you are. Glad you’re back. Make sure you let me know when you post it. Looking forward to seeing the old man fishing. *Looks at spelling of my handle* That is respect .
Good stuff CPRM.
I want to thank Atanarjuat for being willing to drive THREE HOURS to meet up with me. Unfortunately, it didn’t work with my schedule, but I really appreciate it. Thank you again.
My NYE happy place
Getting ready for a smelt fry?
Why did it ask me if I’m over 18? It’s just fish.
Red Snapper or Green Snapper?
*shrug *
Maybe they’re afraid the fish are fucking. Wouldn’t be the first time I posted fish sex videos..
Freak
Sorry, sorry.. fish breeding
*mutters about prudery*
You’re in an aquarium full of neons?
I could go for it. I once saw images from a guy who had an entire room set up as an Amazonian biome. He had to break out the scuba gear to clean the water section.
Always enjoyable, CPRM. I’ll be ready for the New Year’s Special in a week, as well. Thanks
Happy New Year everyone! I’m grateful for this place!
Missed you, Tulip!!!
Missed you too, but I had a wonderful, introvert, vacation. I walked on the beach, painted, cooked, and toured some lighthouses. It was too short.
My gloriously tacky souvenir: https://photos.app.goo.gl/ZRfWaRRVtcXoCEo68
I’m going to use it as a tribute.
Trivet, not tribute
I think we are going on four years, Merry New Year Tulip!
Happy New year, Yusef!. Wishing you and Wendy health and security in the new year!
Interesting. Tried searching a Google search for “thomas massie prius” for that I Love Coal license plate. Clicked on the Images tab. Just generic Prius images, none of which have anything to do with Massie, supposedly one of the search terms. From the original search results, scrolled down to the Images block and clicked more, supposedly goes to the same Images tab but features head shots of Massie, followed by the generic Prius images. Neither results uses the entire search terms. What utter crap. Google is going down hill, but it’s not because of a supposed brain drain or unfeeling corporate culture that doesn’t care enough about employees.
Maybe because he has a Tesla, not a Prius?
*hangs head in shame*
Next year!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy_Pc16XgAA35uq.jpg
North Dakota Fed? Do they even have a Fed branch?
No. And why do you ask that like it’s a bad thing?
Nah, just razzing on the plate.
Yeah. And I was razzing on your question.
Try and keep up.
Needed a good old laugh this morning. LOL.
Straff! We’re all dying to know…how is 2020? Did Trump ruin it already?
*Looks out window* Why is everything gold plated?
It’s the best year. The classiest.
??
Ugh. FINE. I’ll enact your labor.
https://www.hackster.io/news/kentucky-congressman-converts-a-tesla-model-s-into-a-home-powerwall-72604188c286
That makes me mental. I have found it increasingly impossible to get Google to search on the freaking words I enter. The special syntax doesn’t work, either.
yeah, they seemed to have ditched the “, + and – modifiers at least 5 years ago.
Supposedly they are still available (go to the advanced search page under settings on the search results page), but sometimes I wonder.
They know better of what results you want, not what you type.
I think their target audience is people who type in natural language queries like Google is a person instead of a glorified pattern matcher.
When College Humor was funny.
I have actually tried resorting to that a few times recently. It doesn’t really help.
I was searching for an issue with CUIC the other day, and every fucking result came back for CUCM (missing CUIC). JFC! I’m specifically looking for something that I’ve added a + to!
Nice work, CPRM! Off to the new year.
Happy New Year Glibs!
I’m gonna cum!
Well, I was going to until I saw that increasing my Patreon contribution to 250% of the previous value went unrecognized.
Why? Why?!
Because I still haven’t figured out how to get accurate updates and statistics through the Patreon interface? Or because I hat you. One or the other.
He hats me! He really hats me!
What can I say? You’re very hattable.
Like you’re so fedorable.
Sorry I laughed so loud I scared you, kitty.
*kitty glares at me*
Yeah? Well I hair you!
Speaking of which, you know, I could proclaim some one else Supreme Overlord, I have that power. You can’t coast forever.
I’d be a terrible Mafia Don.
*clears throat*
*motions toward PayPal *
I proclaim trshmnstr has again won the very fair and objective election for Supreme Overlord!
*bows regally and assumes the porcelain throne*
Suck up.
$20 is $20 ?
Same as Wisconsin
No kidding
Holds back on making the disgusting and ungentlemanly joke about how Tulip could suck up to me. That would just be disgusting and untoward. You bunch of sick freaks! I won’t do it!
Harrumph!
/no, no–not, “Her rump”…”Harrumph”
A week late.
Nicely done:) Boris was a nice addition.
Yep. Since Boris doesn’t have a hat, wonder what article of clothing could be used instead.
Happy New Year. Currently in the middle of a battle with the stomach flu. Hoping to leave all my shit behind in 2019, literally and figuratively.
That sucks. So sorry.
Alright…teens munchies are set. Got some wings, jalepano popper dip, twive baked potstoes, taco bar set up…
Now dad has the beer and scotch for the evening.
Happy new years
Have another one, dude.
That might be the best typo ever. Now I want to make that.
Lefties are edging closer to arguing in favor of justified antisemitism.
Assholes
Lux ? Alptraum — CATS (2019) SPOILERS @LuxAlptraum
To me, the difference between right and left anti-Semitism is that the right just straight up hates Jews while the left is critical of Jewish participation in the ruling class without critical analysis of how the long history Jewish marginalization complicates that participation.
Or, you know, gfy. Trump was maligned over his ham-fisted but perfectly defensible”good people on both sides” remark, and they lied outrageously to plant that seed. Well, fine, maybe he had it coming. He’s incoherent and undisciplined. But this sap is arguing for no-shit Jews Control the Banks-style conspiracy theories, and we’re expected to nod and appreciate the nuance and, oh what’s their term now? the complication of the issue.
No, you lunatic retard fuckwit. You’re nothing but a standard-issue Jew-hater.
You know who else was Socialist AND Antisemitic?
Jeremy Corbyn?
Fixed for accuracy.
Just popped a cork on this whiskey and this beer. Life is good.
Love the RR. I’m sipping Knob Creek Cask Strength Rye.
I’m going through Irish coffees, Tullamore Dew, and home roasted coffee.
Irish coffees in the evening would render me drunk, and unable to sleep.
That is my preferred kind of drunk.
I don’t have to work tomorrow, and unless my metabolism has changed a lot recently, I can still sleep after large amounts of caffeine.
Great Moments in selective word focus (aka mainstream journalism):
Im drinking the old stable, busch light. Because it does the trick.
It does. I actually switched to a single can of Buschhhhhhhhh Light to have with my pizza.
For those who have watched Dolemite is My Name on Netflix, I’ve found that the original Dolemite is currently streaming for free (with ads) on Tubi.
20 years ago when I was in HS there was an acquaintance that discovered Dolomite among his dad’s old movies, as well as some very, uh, odd pornography. I’ve haven’t looked at rottweilers the same ever since.
So, more, or, less attractive?
http://imgur.com/gallery/nC5BibU
Yummy. You can cook for me anytime. So…, when should I stop by?
This will all be gone in about an hour. Whats your eta to NW arkansas
Couple hours 🙁
Home already from a restaurant. Think I’ll watch another episode of Witcher.
Toss a coin to your Witcher.
Witcher 3 Game of The Year Edition is on sale on Steam for $15, I had been waiting for the price to drop so I could buy it, but then I lost my job, but now thanks to Supreme Overlord trshmnstr I can splurge!
I’m slow going through the show, trying to sync with my roommate to watch it together and that has slowed my viewing.
Witcher 3 is fantastic. And on your system I bet it’s gorgeous. (It looks great on mine, but I’ve only got a 970 and a 60hz/nothing special monitor.)
If you have a modern system, there is also a mod that ups the texture quality and stuff. I recommend.
Speaking of which… Ampere series rumored for June.
I’ve made it through two episodes. The girlfriend expressed an interest in it, so I’m not sure if I can watch it without her yet.
It’s a bit weird how it jumps around but I ultimately really liked it.
Yeah… I’ve had to explain to the girlfriend that it isn’t running linearly. So far I’ve been able to name Ciri and Yennefer from the games when they first showed up, even though I know they’re far too young to be the same characters.
I only played the first 2 games, like I said above kismet just let me buy 3; and I knew of Yennifer, yet going back and watching videos on the first 2 games they all say she wasn’t in there. But I’m sure she was. This is another fucking Mandela Effect!
I made it most of the way through the first, and to the second act in the second. There was no Yennifer, but she was a huge part of the fandom for the third.
I’m out. Sleepy. I’m still not fully recovered from the hungover drive back from PA. Shoveling snow and doing some physical therapy work at the gym didn’t help. I’m surprised I stayed awake this long.
Happy New Year!
Alone, not good, kind of lost, the new year is vague,
I’m sick of being alone…
How’s Wendy doing today?
Same thing, stroked out, but totally aware and speaking, She wants to come home but it will be a night mare, I’ll take it on though,
You know you’re in my thoughts and prayers, Yusef.
The totally aware and speaking sounds like good news to me. I really hope things are better for you in the coming year Yusef.
Sending happy new years vibes in your guys direction. That was a totally hippy comment and I’m not a hippy but I am going with it.
Cut your hair, hippy.
/misses my long hair.
Fuck off,
Tulpahippy!Can imagine. When the kid and wife go to stay over at the grandparents for a night, my first thought is “Excellent. I get to pretend to be a bachelor again!” Then I drink a few beers while watching a movie they would never wanna watch (chika, chika, bow). Crawl into an empty bed. Actually, I don’t wanna go back to that.
Dude, you forgot the hookers and blow. WTF?
Wish I were Ghosnrun.
Trying to get the missus-san to put you into a small box?
NHK was doing people on the street interviews about his fleeing the country. All the housewives were, “Zoorui!” Dumb ladies should STFU.
Oops. Zuurui. (Unfair! That’s cheating!)
Which means?
They really have no idea why he fled and think he should stay and face the court system that very likely is railroading him. Of course, they don’t think he’s being railroaded. Perhaps they should know a detail or two before piping in on NHK.
I’ve kind of deliberately avoided knowing anything about the case. I assume it is some sort of securities violation, but it has all sort of sounded like he was being prosecuted for being a foreigner daring to mess with a Japanese company.
Great work again CPRM. Boris’s hair teeth got a big lol.
LOL! Best episode ever, I love the new bad yellow limey man!
Just watching the New Years fireworks in Rio and Sao Paulo. Congrats Brasileiros, killing Gretel one fireworks at a time!
Is that what Greta is short for?
I must be a little slow at this point in drinkiness, I don’t know what you just said.
Hansel and Gretel. Greta T as Gaia gets eaten by the witch.
Oh. I just call her Gretel because I think it’s mean and the little brat deserves it.
Actually, I really don’t mean that. Her parents deserve to be put in the stockades and pelted with rotten fruit until they admit what assholes they are for using a mentally challenged child for their own gain.
Wife’s got a cough and isn’t feeling great and I’m not doing much better, so champers is going to stay in the fridge until the weekend. I think a little lemon and bourbon in a cup of tea is called for.
Add some honey as well to make the proper toddy.
And a little butter, right? Thought I saw that somewhere.
I just switched from beer to cachaca. That shit has amazing wake you the fuck up powers. I was almost asleep until now.
Interesting:
“holy water”
I like that. It’s a good description of the good stuff. It seems to have a lot wider quality range than bourbon. It’s either really bad or it’s fantastic. The stuff I’m drinking now is a $160 bottle from Minas Gerais and it’s elixir of the gods. The stuff I finished off last month was a $20 bottle and it was so bad I couldn’t even drink it unmixed, I put it in orange juice. Cachaca is either really good or it’s really bad, I haven’t seen much in between.
Yeah, I tried Leblon(?) a few years ago. Fuuuuuuck that.
#NeverAgain
Get better. Wife and I spent Christmas with a cold. I had the worst of it, but it seems to have passed now. Maybe the 2-3 day midwinter 60 degree weather spell helped.
As a certified new years participant I would recommend a cup of bourbon with a bit of tea and lemon. Or just a cup of bourbon next to some tea with lemon.
Something is going around there, too? Champers? Suppose I could google it.
Champers = Champagne. Gaijan is the least of your problems.;p
Oh. No thanks. Stuff gives me a raging hangover.
Does anyone have a knock your socks off green bean recipe? I have never made a fresh green bean dish and have had green beans requested for a future scenario.
Blanch them, and then into an ice bath. Slow saute them in butter and shallots until they’re caramelized. Season with salt as needed.
OK, this is the direction I was thinking but then mildly roast until blistered and then briefly toss in butter and garlic.
Then add bacon, cream of mushroom soup and those French’s onion things.
Exactly! Problem is they requested green beans. Just green beans. No green bean casserole.
That works too. The recipe I gave you came from a country housewife in southern France.
It does sound excellent.
Better than the “boil the shit out of them” that I grew up with.
Country house wife? In the south of France you say. Go on…..
Ha! 20 years older and married to a marvelous man who happens to make awesome wine.
Roasted green beans are delicious.
https://www.ibreatheimhungry.com/moroccan-roasted-green-beans-low-carb-gluten-free/
Ya, aint got that one. Is it like Zahtar’s Or Cavenders?
Kind of.
Mayo and velveeta. Bake at 500 for 3 minutes.
This is your winner – I make this for my husband, but add dijon to the mayo, substitute parm for Velveeta.
No blanching no nothing? Just raw beans sauce and parm?
Ask RA. Have a vague memory of it because it was the only edible food my mom used to cook
Marinade in the mayo/dijon sauce for at-least an hour. Salt, pepper. Parm at the end. Bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes.
I will try that tomorrow when I test drive some beans. I have all those ingredients. Thanks!
Nope. My recipe:
Throw green beans in a pot with water and bacon. Bring water to a boil. Reduce heat and cook for 30 minutes covered. Eat the bacon.
Kidding. I love green beans.
Blanch green beans
Drain
Add butter to taste
Add salt to taste
Add a tish more butter
Enjoy
Yes, but it doesn’t have green beans in it.
Ya, wouldn’t be my choice either. Steak and baked potatoes deserve to served next to asparagus but I am not the one I am cooking for in this scenario.
I’d go with something asian. Chili garlic or hoisin/oyster sauce combo.
That sounds good but might be too risky though.
Asparagus tastes like trees.
Um, no? I mean, huh? And also, to be specific, WTF?
Asparagus has a earthy taste and woody texture that make me gag. The closest I can come to describing it is “it tastes like trees.” Otherwise, I got nothin’.
You gag on wood? :-p
*snicker*
I thought you couldn’t taste anything?
Um … no? *blank stare*
That’s a line from Timothy Leary’s version of Piano Man.
Wait, what? Somebody said that before I did?
Probably not. I may have been tripping.
Asparagus
I don’t know what as tastes like though. We’ll have to ask HM.
I don’t get it. Must be an old people thing.
She patted her ass as a clue.
I still don’t get it.
Ass pair, I guess.
^this
Yum.
Welp, Linda Ronstadt Godwin’ed herself.
Posted in an earlier thread, but what a shame. How does a pretty talented girl like that let the left turn her into a drooling idiot? Why?
Figured it was posted already. Made me laugh when she said the US today is “exactly” like Weimar Germany.
Especially bad because they actually still taught history back when she went to the school. Must be some sort of mental disorder.
She actually does have some kind of degenerative brain disease.
2020 is looking good so far
https://youtu.be/7ITDzx0zLmo?t=39s
(moderately nsfw)
I saw the right breast move. What does that mean?
No, dude you’re miserable and destitute and the world is about to end. There’s never been a point in human history when humans have had it this bad. Orange bad man is still president! /the left
I’m a face guy.
Dirk Benedict, FTW!
That’s me at every ryokan we go to with the extended family. Yukata is too damn small.
My computer just randomly rebooted. Is this Y2K2.0!? Luckily the video render that took 22 damn hours was done, or I would have been right pissed.
Two sick kids, one tired husband, me blurgh from my mom’s cake and ice cream micro birthday party, and I’m here listening to Rush and doing edits on Cods & Cuntes. My life is so very exciting.
I thought you were one of the Rush haters here… was my memory failing me already?
Yes. Yes it is.
/sigh
Goes and pours another Irish coffee. Guess there’s nothing else I can do to my brain to hurt it.
OMG. I worship at the altar of Geddy Lee. I’m not even worthy enough to have a celebrity crush, a la Nikki Sixx. Just pure adoration.
My very first rock concert was Rush on their Moving Pictures tour. 1982 I think.
I didn’t know much back then but was amazed at the sound those three put out.
1981 Permanent Waves. Still my favourite Rush album. *looks at old man hands typing and sighs*
1980. That’s when Festus peaked in the charts. It’s been a long, inexorable slide since then.
That sucks, Mo’. But no one else is going to do your dirty work.
Times are hard and I’m afraid to pay the fee.
I have lurved that song since I was a littlun’! Imma go back and listen again.
LOL watching Rangers v Oilers – down 6-0 already and it’s still in the 2nd period. Holy hell they suck.
Now 6-4 – could this be a NYE miracle??
Having a quiet evening at home…and our power just went out. Thought we heard the transformer blow nearby. Good times.
There are your NYE fireworks, though!
Thank goodness I got the Nook with the GlowLight!
“Oh no! I see a Hobo with a bindle! I go to Barnes and Noble and get that dude a Kindle. I said here is your Kindle. He says prefer the Nook. I said ‘You prefer the Nook?’ Fuck it man read a book!”
Candles and booze, it’s the only way to survive that.
I’d like to celebrate this New Year by realizing that we are the most fortunate humans to ever be alive, in human history, and enjoying the abject misery of our unfortunately retarded leftist cousins, who will hopefully go extinct soon.
We live in an era where I can stream (for free) a 40 year old terrible film for my own entertainment. The amount of entertainment available is near infinite.
We truly are living in the best times so far.
Slainte my fellow Glibs!
“We truly are living in the best times so far.”
You’re goddamn right we are, and anyone who disagrees is a miserable person who cannot be made happy by any means possible.
Glib on, my brothers!
*pssst* “…and sisters!”
Prost!
Oh stop pretending! It’s almost the New Year! I mean, except for Hayek, I’m allowing her in because she’s cute and that always gets a pass. So, it’s just us dudes and Cowgirl chicky.
Speaking of which, Over the Top is free with ads on Youtube.
G’suffa!
Maybe our comfort is what’s causing the authoritarian impulse in the populace. Not to go all Teddy Roosevelt, but he had a point under that warboner of his.
It’s come to my attention that Chuck Schumer is the good looking one in his marriage. Whodathunkit?
Good fucking gawd. How ugly is she?
In every marriage someone has to be better looking. I’m just saying that I didn’t see that one coming.
They could be equally good looking.
I don’t see how that could be true.
Chuck’s not bad-looking for a sexagenarian man with breasts. His ugliness is on the inside. ?♂️
TBH, his wife looking like that makes me have a slightly better feeling about him.
My feeling about him is that if he was dying in a fire I wouldn’t piss on him to put it out.
But, he was born to legislate!
He’s the reason we have FATCA, so I have no love for the asshole.
“He’s the reason we have FATCA, so I have no love for the asshole.”
Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I would find some gasoline to throw on his dying ass.
Goddamit. If it wasn’t for FATCA and extraterritorial taxation, we’d have an American running things in London. Damn you Schumer!
Schmoobz is one of the worst politicians in history, who is still alive. I can’t even think of anyone alive right now who could equal his awfulness except for Joe Biden.
*DDG*
That’s a man, baby!
If you are looking at the wiki page I am going to agree. And surprise surprise she/he has always worked for nyc government.
OK, I’ll play along… eek!
Not nice at all, but you gotta take the joke when it’s there.
https://mobile.twitter.com/VeryFakeNoose/status/1206659013141782535
Agreed. It’s not fair to impugn anything on her, other than her choice of man.
…and her life-long pursuit of cushy government jobs.
Oh OK, I don’t know anything about that.
Iris Weinshall
And she used her degrees to their fullest.
They sound like a perfectly terrible couple.
Yeah, that is a classic platform to jump into the machine.
Go to the link and skim her job list. They are the same type of person, she just decided to forgo the whole elections thing and go a different route.
Groovy!
*snort* Goddamnit.
LOL
Here
I won’t disparage her, she’s done nothing wrong; but I can also guess he’s a POS who married her for some political advantage she gave him at the time, not for love or lust.
Just to be clear, I didn’t post this to pile on her looks. Did find it interesting that Chuck, who has never been Metoo’ed AFAIK, has stayed with her all these years even after getting all this money and power. A little lighthearted poking at her looks? No harm.
Yeah, I got a little carried away and piled on. Asshole move and I apologize.
So lets move on to the daughter. Poor girl looks way too much like her old man.
Entrapment is too easy here.
And his niece was in bed with Disney’s raping of Star Wars!
There was a time I wouldn’t have said “hell no”. That was long, long ago.
I found her funny and arousing when I first saw her, then she went super vulgar, then she went super woke without missing a beat. And I’m not sure if she actually became less physically attractive during that time or it was just her personality making her uglier every time I saw her.
Laugh at my pussy!
Some the former, mostly the later.
I met a traveller from a smoggy land,
Who said—“Two vast and crotchlessless legs of stone
Stand in Bel Air. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a slatern visage lies, whose smirk,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of stolen joke,
Tell that its sculptor well thoat boorinshness read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The ass that mocked them, and the mouth that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Amy, Slut of Sluts;
Look on my Pussy, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Whore, boundless and bare
The many and varied marks stretch far away.”
Good one. And this:
The whispering eye!
When the whispering eye winks at you, it blows the sweetest kiss your way…
/eh, I got nuthin’
Those two aren’t drinking from a large margarita glass without some side tippage. Just saying.
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
It’s 2019, of course he has. Just a link, no idea of the legitimacy.
Has The Hill ever used “Fake” when describing accusations against Trump?
Never see that as a lead in to any of the claims against Trump, even from the True Believers on the right.
WTF. Sounds kind of bogus, maybe? When do we get to see this list of all the #metoo coverups our taxes have paid for? The fact that congress has a slush fund to settle those claims is another big check mark in the “our government is illegitimate” column.
I am sure they have no problem poking fun at other peoples looks and have probably poked fun at the current presidents looks just as we do here but with malice. I have no malice toward this woman other than she is married to one of the biggest asshats in the Senate and I am sure she is just like him.
Goddamn I went from almost asleep to buzzed as hell. The miracle of hard alcohol.
OMG who is this tatted freak on the Dick Clark show? EEEEEK
Eeeek!
“Post Malone”. Yeah, OK. ?
Of course his performance is directly followed by a commercial plugging… himself. Fuck, I hate this shit. I just want to see the ball drop.
Spud’s cruising, Glibbies. Tummy full of crab, champagne and whiskey. Fireworks exploding in the distance because, ‘Murhica. More shit posting tomorrow.
Happy New Year, man. Best wishes for 2020
Got seven crabs ready for tonight’s dinner with the family. Got the F-I-L a bottle of Kinpaku for a New Year’s cheer. Happy New Years, Spud!
Yay! Power came back on before midnight (US EST)! Happy New Year, Glibbies!
Happy new year GT. The rowdy neighbors are shooting off fireworks (in the suburbs), I’ve got a pour of Old Forester Single Barrel. I used up all my “wellness” days from work this year, and I’m planning on visiting Belgium and Germany this summer with my stored vacation days (which go away at the end of 2020).
Just caught an amazing display out my living room window here in Brooklyn. I could actually hear the cheers from blocks away, with the wind blowing in my direction.
Neph! Been trying to catch up with you…
What was the venting/kvetching need from Saturday evening?
Just a check if there would be a late night Saturday thread. I can wait for the next one (considering I took Sloopy’s advise and wandered to a local pub to watch the OSU game last Saturday).
Well, Happy 2020, EST/Euro/Nihon Glibs. Happy impending New Year, other Glibs.
Back at you, BP and Neph and GT and the rest of you.
#MeToo??
Youtoo, Dig2.
Hey, I’ll post my challenge pictures tomorrow
Back atcha, straff.
And, you as well, Tulip–get them pitchers loaded up!
I went and peaked, amazing job Straffinrun!
My trolling or the pics?
#WhyNotBoth?
Dittoes.
Back to the Twilight Zone marathon.
There’s a reason I own the Twilight Zone (and Outer Limits, and Ray Bradbury Theater, and Tales From the Crypt, and…)
Yeah, I’n flipping back and forth from South Park reruns. They had a lot of actors who went on to do starring roles – Kojak, Quincy, and of course…The Shat.
Happy 2020 BP! I won’t say I am looking forward to 2020 but I will say it is better than not being able to look toward 2020.
The one thing I’m hopeful for is an end (or ending process) to the worst excesses of woke stupidity. Chapelle dealt it a savage blow, let’s see if it’s fatal or if some others can smell the blood and help kill it off.
“imagine” has to be one of the dumbest songs ever written.
This cannot be said too many times.
Word
Yup
What What in the Butt. I rest my case.
it’s quite a bit more jiggy, with none of the boorish, Utopian smarm.
Lennon only has 3 times more views. And I don’t mean that sarcastically. Think about that…only 3 times more that What What in the Butt. The internet is a strange, wonderful, and terrifying place.
Keep in mind that Lennon was pre-Internet, and didn’t have something like South Park (which I’m currently watching) give him free publicity.
I know it’s not a fair comparison, but still.
Yeah but What What in the Butt is a better crafted song with more intelligent lyrics as well.
Well, there is that.
Imagine there are no humans. It’s easy if you’re psycho.
Wow, I can’t believe I was able to stay up! Happy New Year everyone! Goodnight!
?
In gods time zone, we have another 40 minutes
It is known.
It had better be known…
Youtube says this is Gods Time Zone. Only nine views. Show some love!
Happy New Year you reprobates!
dude! Where you been?!
*drunkenly stumbles and spills drink on Jarflax*
I was enjoying a single Elijah Craig and replaying To The Moon, which oddly always makes my room very dusty.
I need to get some of that.
Runs through Gulag translate. “I’d rather take it at gun point.”
Yeah, he prefers demanding it.
I cannot see that littleoldman face without hearing his Freedom Toons version.
Much more entertaining than the real thing.
Also, less authoritarianism and communism
creator of Hat and and Hair extended universe graphic has a sad.
I pay ya, bruh! That’s real, quantifiable love, righ’tchere. Ask Xaviera Hollander.
Plus, I can like both franchises.
Some get it:
25 minutes left in the year.
*starts swigging Champagne straight from the bottle*
I apologize in advance for anything I say while blacked out.
Happy new year. I was just discussing with my father in law about how bastard used to be an insult of the highest order. Now its not anymore.
As a married father who takes his kid to baseball practice and other things, i think its disgusting how many of my sons peers are being raised by either their mothers or their grandparents.
It saddens me. A child deserves their parents.
Thank the state for that. What you said shouldn’t even be a debate. The data is in and the big gubbmint people lost.
It takes a village…
…to fuck up a few generations of children.
I don’t see how you’d be able to politically stop it. It’s just gonna have to play out.
Imagine knowing all those dead beat dads are at least dads when you’re not; and then having to raise those dead beat dads kids without getting the benefit of the making babies part…But I make cartoons!
It’s amazing to me how subversive it has become to believe that children need parental involvement from mommy and daddy to set them up for success. I really feel like an out of touch asshole when parenting style comes up out there in the real world.
Yes.
I just learned that Russia beat us to 2020! Will Trump’s capitulation to Putin never end?!?!
we can’t allow a New Years gap.
Father Time Killuzun!!!
My gift to y’all for a Happy New Year.
A little Taj to make you tap your feet and smile.
https://youtu.be/sjTEkhXgu_4
Loves me some Taj! Thank you!
nice!
Guilty pleasure song. Superfry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vJrBbcsfac
I’m prepared to hate all your links, but I persist and they’re fun. Not going on a playlist, but fun nonetheless.
Hate but persist. Wannafud?
Persistence of Time
Persistence of Memory
I almost linked to it, but, I knew there was an album out there with this title, and, voila!
Of course, as a drummer who never was, I can disregard time…
As a drummer who used to was, I usually did.
Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity. Bunk, here I come.
Pffft…”straff”, amirite?
/quietly heads off to other room
The traditional New Years Eve song of my people.
Mine is What What in the Butt
Greetings from the future!
And, for you animal lovers.
Ted wasn’t around so you thought you’d step in?
In which capacity?
No, really–which one is his?
Linking crappy songs.
?
In spades.
Hey! My SD droog!
What’s the matter–no like Al?
How about another Al, and his take on time?
It’s good for a laugh; Laugh yourself in half
I’ll post stuff now, tomorrow I’ll be too hungover. This was my favorite exercise from Reddit watercolor 101:https://photos.app.goo.gl/RYHdpDr9XSiyr8PH8
I like this because you do it from life and you can’t use any drawing. Just paint.
Gorgeous!
Ditto that!!
Wow. Nice work.
This one shows I’m learning how to do layering. https://photos.app.goo.gl/1k4TjPg35PyjNPfu8
I’ve got a long way to go, but I am making progress.
The leaves: Delicate AF. Nice. The tuber: Warmth.
Love them both. Thank you.
Straff, when I was in England we went to a museum that had an exhibit of DaVinci drawings. It showed the drawings (exercises for a painting) and a picture of the painting. So, we saw a page of hands or a page of noses, then the painting they were practice for. So, doing a page of noses or lips has a long history. I mean, DaVinci did it! How cool I s the?
I did try and put them all together to make a face. No dice. I’m thinking the grid method would work, but I don’t really have time for such a long process.
But just think, by doing pages of noses, eyes, and mouths, you’re doing what DaVinci did! That’s cool all by itself!
That sounds like the line DaVinci would have used to pimp out his women.
I doubt DaVinci needed lines.
For years, I tried learning Japanese by pouring over textbooks. Got fed up with it and decided to learn by reading the advice column in the newspaper and then writing my own responses. Found out that Murakami Haruki went through the exact same path when he was learning English. I’ve done it everyday for a decade since then. Systems that work are a godsend.
Poring, pouring, pooring. *shrugs*
Nice! Watercolor has to be one of the most difficult media, ‘cuz there ain’t no fixin’ it once you have it down, AFAIK.
I’m learning to work with it, instead of against it. I like your dog drawing. It’s hard to do cause they don’t stay still.
Ummm…what dog drawing?
She meant Cannoli, I’m pretty sure.
What a disgusting sexist comment!
Wasn’t it you who posted a drawing of a dog? If not, I’m sorry
No, not me. It was Cannoli, as straff said above. No worries! I may take part in any future drawing challenges, but at the moment I want to stick to my writing.
Ok, Cannoli, I like your dog drawing!
Thanks Tulip! Your watercolors are incredible, at least I could use an eraser 🙂
It’s supposed the be the Eiffel Tower!
Love the way you give the leaves such depth. Hard to do in watercolor.
A little more reaction to that one. Imagery is everything and by choosing an innertube, you’ve evoked that easily identifiable touch and smell. Combine that with the sunshine being reflected off the legs instead of just showing a bright sun, you’ve really nailed a scene. I’m no art critic. Just what I saw.
That is beautiful, Tulip.
I wanted more time to work out Boris’ Hair’s voice, but time ran out on me. Hopefully it will evolve and become more refined if I use it again. It’s almost midnight!
It was funny!
To you all!
*raises glass at exactly 12:00 God’s Standard Time
*swigs from bottle*
*sips drink humoring the lesser time zone residents as they celebrate their lesser time zone new year*
Happy New Year! Sippin red wine and watching Jason Statham movies. Life is groovy.
IT’S NOT NEW YEARS YET! NO SPOILERS
Donald and Kim totally get together.
EXACTLY!
New Year, new Diggs.
You know what? Me too!
That’s damn right.
Moving to a sensible state?
??
Alt-right. I tried to drink until I was drunk to start off the new year, but yet again I seemed to have just drank until I was tired. Happy 2020. I hope you enjoyed the cartoon. /I sleep now
Fine, run off from your adulation!
I know I did. Maybe the best one yet. Happy New Year, bud.
^See??^
I tried to tell ya…
Nighty night, and Happy New Year whenever it arrives/arrived for you!
‘Night, yo!
Peace out, GT!
Hold on a tic–I see Gojira posted this morning about site donations. Where the hell has he been? Does he lurk, or, does he hate
meus?Is it my musky scent and questionable fashion?
More importantly, when is the next movie review?
Excellent question. The man ostensibly lives near me, and I want a local meet-up, dammit.
And, more movie and con reviews.
Anyone know what channel Dick Clark is on?
I hate to let you down, but….
Over and over again?
No, wait. That’s Dave Clark.
Hmmm…closer than you think, actually.
What’s going on? I heard Lou Reed is this year’s band leader.
666
You got the wrong number, Mike.
Don’t lose it!
https://youtu.be/JhyzGDPwmYU
That’s a pretty woman (and I’m not talking about Milli or Vanilli)
You give me that answer and don’t post this?
https://youtu.be/WxnN05vOuSM
I thought we were friends.
Forget about the big numbers. Let’s just start with No. 1
You do love me.
Yep. And here’s a love song for you.
#nohomo
The Glibbroads are an exceedingly talented and bad-ass bunch. Ladies, you rock.
Exceedingly so. And, in an organic fashion–not the shoehorned-in-for-woke’s-sake style that get pushed al a Hollyweird.
Are we talking about the lady ladies or the ladies with penises?
We have trannies here?!
Oh yeah. Tundra loves cars.
Just let that hang, like the bad fart it is…..
?
I took the whole family to see Trans Siberian Orchestra for Xmas last Friday. After the show, my 9 year old niece asked me if all the musicians were trans due to the band name. I had to explain the original meaning of trans to her.
Funny, yet, sad.
New Years just happened in this time zone and I think my neighbor just shot off a cannon. Holy shit, and God bless America!
Hour to go and some are already celebrating with fireworks and/or explosions here.
My neighbor is notorious for blowing up tannerite laden pumpkins shortly after any holiday that requires autumn themed gords. Whatever just went off was respectable.
I see the Tannerite Outlet sign along the freeway frequently. I’m wondering if it could be used in place of other explosives for hazard tree felling.
Happy New Year fellow travelers! I’m working a beer buzz (work tomorrow) but all the best to you and yours! I hope 2020 is better whether you had a banner 2019 or an abysmal shit-show of a year. Special thanks to Mojo and Fourscore for defending my honor this morning! Not necessary because we were all into the joke. Best wishes to Yusef and Wendy and anyone else on this board that is navigating some trying times. GLIBS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL ROCKS!
CPRM, that was the best one yet.
Happy new year Festus!
Right back atcha!
Was someone giving you shit, Fes?!?
Is Diggy gonna have to whoop an ass?
Tell us Festus. I had to work at work this morning (hi Rufus) so I don’t know what happened.
I did the unforgivable and compared Fistus to me.
Monster! I cast thee out!
A comparison? That’s kinda harsh, man.
I piled on with saying he was no worse than the rest of glibs.
*hangs head in shame again*
Tsk tsk tsk….
::exasperated sigh::
Ya know when you scratch the base of a cat’s tail? Like that except I thought it was really funny and no murderous impulses whether you stop or not. All in good fun, Hip-Hip!
WTF? Where do you work that they need your services tomorrow?
Hey, he’s not the only one.
Yeah but you’re law enforcement adjacent. It’s a 365 day a year service. I thought Festus does janitorial work for a private company.
I don’t know how to feel about that: sad, happy, or, relieved.
Relieved?
https://youtu.be/i97OkCXwotE
My fave of theirs. Word around the local campfire is that Phil is a YUGE jack-off of a human being. Maybe it goes with the territory?
No. Yah think so?
“Pick door #3! Pick door #3!
One of the rare upsides of my job is that I get to work on the holidays in the nude. Little known fact about the Janitorial trades… You should see what the crew gets up to at Total Fitness! Bacchanalia.
I think I saw that on Pornhub.
I’m featuring that you’ve probably seen everything on Pornhub, Mr. Chafed.
Ehh…that would be more “raw”–“chafed” would be more from focusing on certain categories.
/closes incognito mode tab
Sniffing all the bicycle seats?
And more!
Rah rah reeeeee
Kick him in the knee
Rah rah rassss
Kick him in the other knee.
Meet the Press did a year end review on the topic of Fake News. Complete with sooper serious music in the background. Glorious.
It would be nice to see any major news outlet do a retrospective on what the press got wrong and/or overhyped. I don’t need a mea culpa. Just show me you gained some insight so you’ll do better.
Not a chance in hell even if they fell off their ass and bumped their heads.
I could see Howard Kurtz doing something on what the press got wrong.
True. He might, but even he’s kind of a weinie.
I give Kurtz credit given his limited role.
Dave smith did an excellent rebuttal of it.
Listening to him as we speak. Fish in a barrel.
Link?
No; Dave.
::sigh:: Do try to keep up, Chafed.
/I keed!
Here.
https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/part-of-the-problem/
If you have time to listen to podcasts, part of the problem is the best.
Its great, but there are other good ones-
Prof cj
Scott horton
Tom woods
Thad russell
Bob murphy
Mike malice
Just my opinion. I drive a lot and have a ton of time to listen.
This Dave did a great job rebutting himself.
I thought it was rehabbing himself.
Alright, my train ride is almost over. (Insert Kavanaugh joke). My ass is killing me. Time to meet the fam. You guys have a great New year party. See ya tater.
Later tater-san.
Trains are for collectivists. Jus sayin.
Lach speaks truth.
Even runnin’ a train involves waaay too many people.
Just don’t be the caboose!
I’m up way the hell past my bedtime. Have a great night and a wonderful 2020.
You too, Mike! Six minutes to midnight and the fireworks have already begun. Fucking rednecks, I love them so.
They make
the world go ’roundshit blow up!Lights out for me too.
https://youtu.be/aatjerFCRP8
So there was an actual Spinal Tap band. That’s why I love this site!
I haven’t forgotten you Sir Digby. Happy New Year.
https://youtu.be/RG69PMDBfaE
Damn right. ??
Also, Happy New Years to you, too.
So there was an actual Spinal Tap band. That’s why I love this site!
You can say that again!
Damn this Parkinson’s!
I should mention that it is good having you back after your somewhat prolonged absence some weeks back. This band of cyber-bros is small enough as it is.
Thanks, Tej! I’ll be on hiatus for awhile in the new year. I’ve got some surgery scheduled so I’ll lay off the beer for a week or two before and after. I will be lurking.
Your doctor told you not to drink for a while? Are you sure he’s human?
Nope. I’m a proud, independent Woman that don’t need no white “doctor” to tell me when to drink! In all seriousness, it will be for the best. I’ll eat better. Hopefully recovery time will be shortened. After my last bout I lost so much weight that I was a little worried if I’d ever make a comeback.
Yeah, it would probably do me some good to drink less often too. *Cracks open a Kirin Ichiban Shibori tall can*
Then music for you!
https://youtu.be/S-lHrDPjGfQ
I should mention that it is good having you back after your somewhat prolonged absence some weeks back. This band of cyber-bros is small enough as it is.
It’s spreading!
Have you been spying on me??
::runs away crying::
Reminds me of growing up in a small town where everyone made sport of my “innie” belly-button at swimming lessons. Turns out all the farm kids had the same Dr. They never even mentioned the lack of circumcision. Outies for all and tiny Canadian flags for the rest!
Even if that were the case I don’t know how that information would have come to my attention. I wouldn’t have mentioned it anyway. Besides, being well endowed is more trouble than it’s worth – particularly on this side of the Pacific.
Just call me Boss Hogglegg
It’s only two inches – but some of ’em seem to like it that wide.
Girls always say, “It ain’t the length, it’s the roundth!
A gleaming alloy air-car
Shoots towards me, two lanes wide
I’ve never been told “Is that all?”. I’ve had a few say “Wait! Wait! How much more is there?”
Oh, then, you haven’t lived!
Just call me Boss Hogglegg
Well what do you say, Boss?
I don’t stream (heh), but, here ya go: https://www.twitch.tv/bosshogglegg
It’s an hour into the New Year and I’m listening to either fireworks or gunfire.
I should have watched Four Rooms tonight.
There are two reasons to watch that film. Donavan’s daughter’s top-less scene and the part where they find the dead hooker in the bed.
Did they misbehave?
cs gets it. That movie tried too damn hard.
HNY to all ye skallywags and to you fair maidens too.
Same back! I love this place. I used to comment on facebook until it became a troll factory for lonely divorcees and then a couple of centrist sites that lost their collective marbles in 2016. This. Thank you to the founders! *slobbery cheek kisses*
Yeah, TOS was pretty good in its day but after the split it seems we got many of the best from there. At least the core elements are true to the concept of freedom much more than the group of fickle, cosmo cocktail chasers we left behind.
BULLY!
Well, this is bizarre. I can’t play Youtube videos while CS:GO is running. The video goes into permanent buffering until I quit out of the game. Then it resumes like nothing.
I need to be a whole lot drunker than I am.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
– Humphrey Bogart
Why do I get the impression that Mr. Amputee-wannabe is actually quite the asshole?
The man was/is a Medicaid and Medicare recipient, yet, it was “corporate” shit that was always the problem. And, yes–I get that insurance companies are involved in that scenario.
1986. He’s been milking the system since when I could skate backward nearly as fast as forward. I didn’t watch it all but if I had a useless extremity, I’d rather lose it.
Well, as morbid as I find the affair, more power to him if he wants a chop. I just can’t stand the idea that, at least surreptitiously, the narrative is that the private sector is to blame for his issues, when he’s on the dole.
Yeah, he’ll sure show them companies who’s boss!
I pitched a measured cranky-fit about my hernia and it bumped me up the list. This in Canacommya. Nurses hated me. Couldn’t figure why and then remembered that the last time I’d been in hospital was when I was a young and beautiful. Or, maybe I’m just a cunte.
Eff ’em all with a fat wand of rusty barbed wire (“bob whare” if y’alls from Tejas). It’s your health and you don’t have anything without that. They’re just spectators at best.
Cri mo ny
Just use a dry-ice bath like the other amputee obsessives.
Happy new year! Just need to pick up AK and HI into this new decade.
Don’t get me started on when the decade actually begins!
(But Happy New Year, anyway.)
It’s at least a new century, right?
#NoYear0
Bah! You people and your ordinal numbering.
Snipped this watching ATHF earlier.
Honk honk!
Speaking of ATHF…
“What do you think he means, ‘Tonight, you’? Like he’s threatening me or something.”
Is that a prize?
Forgot you in my well wishes, Diggy. Fuck off and I love you.
Wait….that’s not your ‘procedure’, is it?
“I love you, now fuck off.”
Oh, you said “forgot”, not “forget”! I was pretty worried there that I crossed a line, but still garnered some love.
Love you, too. And, you needn’t fuck off….::scrunches up face in a vain attempt at a ‘come hither’ stare::
Eh, you can get in on this, too, cs.
I might sport an innie but your farm boy good looks are gettin’ you nowhere, Son.
“I love you, now fuck off” could be the family motto. Put in just enough time so you’re not written out of the will, then scram. Except the older we get, the more siblings have gotten written out… I might be getting close to sole heir for my mother’s pittance.
What am I, John Deere??
https://youtu.be/KobbZ8VDI00
John Denver. Wifey has eclectic tastes, don’t shoot the messenger.
Ooh, ooh–can I be Wilfrid Hyde-White?? He was on Buck Rogers!!
Just waiting another 12 minutes to crack open my first beer for the evening. After last night I figure I should exercise a little self-control. Just a little.
:Roy Blatty voice: “That’s the spirit!”
Oh, I really enjoyed The Exorcist! And, the 3rd one.
Har-D-Har. Yer so funny that you think a crank-start is sumpin you do when the lights go out!
If it’s not, it should be. Although, I prefer low-light, myself…
(Note to self) Never, ever under any circumstances look under Diggy’s bed.
Whaddya talkin’ about–that where I am!
Thanks!
*Cracks open another one*
Brilliant addition! Happy New Year, CPRM!
Yay! SP! We’re like the cats that you left alone for half an hour! We loooooove you soooooo much! Food?
Someone’s up early. Do you take Comfortably Smug’s advice to heart?
Hiya SP! Happy New Year to you and yours.
Thanks for keeping the lights on in this joint for another really good year.
Off to my ancient slumber. Best wishes in the new year!
Uuugh, fine! Go to bed, sleepy-head.
Happiest of new years!
Hello? Why am I awake? where the hell am I? Did I turn into the judge? why am I talking to a computer?
You sober yet? Sorry if you are. I’m working on another interesting evening. Heading out to dinner in a few minutes. See Y’all a bit later.
Headed back to buzz land, it’s 330 am here, but plenty of beer!
Mmmmm….pre-dawn beer!
it is, I’m a day drinker, this feels weird, and I still have some snowcone from earlier, Party!
Bella has turned into a goat, She has decided that climbing is fun, found her on the dining room table, the back of the couch, and today on top of the China cabinet, so now she is Morna, the Goat Dog!
Mmmmm…. goat.
I need to find where that jamaican place is at again.
What’s the over under on morning links?
Looks like there’s a new post….