IFLA: The Horoscope for the Week of Feb 10

This week’s skies are dominated by Jupiter, which is kind of apropos since it is the Planet of Dominion.  It links two alignments: Jupiter-Venus-Terra and Jupiter-Sol-Mars.  Jupiter-Venus is a particularly felicitous conjunction, and although (with all due respect to 5th Dimension) Jupiter-Mars is not, the inclusion of the big fireball in the sky with them does leaven it significantly.  So we’ve got good luck, happiness, home, security, stability, defense — basically everything that is good about having a home life is here.  Also, with both male (Mars) and female (Venus) aspects being represented here we have good news/good luck/success in parenting.

Aquarius continues to have excellent luck from hosting the Sun and Mercury.  There is also a warning about flooding for the rest of us.  Aries luck isn’t so good this week — the moon is poking Mars with a pointy stick which frankly isn’t smart.  Speaking of not smart, Capricorn (wisdom) is getting thumped with the idiot stick (Saturn) resulting in romantic troubles (Venus).  Sagittarius continues to be the boss (Jupiter).  I will be paying particular attention to my results at the range this week to see if the archer-aspect of Sagittarius is delivering.

Now onto the cards, there are quite a few powerful ones this week:

Aquarius: 9 of Cups, reversed – This is the libertarian sign.  Liberty, loyalty, truth, imperfections, mistakes.

Pisces:  Page of Swords, reversed – Sickness. The Page of Swords typically represents a sneaky weasely little bastard who is on your side.  Reversed, he’s working against you.

Aries:  3 of Cups, reversed – An expedition.  Also an achievement or an ending.

Taurus: Ace of Cups – this was Leo’s card last week, so this week, you get you will experience nourishment and joy.

Gemini:  Queen of Cups – This represents a good woman.  Alternatively, it indicates unusual insight or vision this week.

Cancer :  King of Wands – A friendly dark man.  Also a consultant.

Leo:  Knight of Cups, reversed – Trickery, fraud, artifice.  Someone who is falsely claiming to work for your benefit.

Virgo: The Hanged Man, reversed – You will be mistaken for a Scorpio.  Selfishness, crowds, and selfish crowds.  The politically pandered-to.

Libra:  The Hermit – Possibly prudence, but more typically treason and corruption.  Sorry about that.

Scorpio:  The Chariot – This one always means something interesting is going to happen.  Succor, providence, triumph, trouble, vengeance.

Sagittarius:  King of Swords – This card represents the positive aspects of hard power.  It’s being better than others, having authority, passing judgment.

Capricorn:  4 of Wands – Prosperity, repose, “country life.”

 

 

Comments

140 responses to “IFLA: The Horoscope for the Week of Feb 10”

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Prosperity, repose, “country life.”

    I have no idea what that means.

    1. Fourscore

      Flyover country

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Am I supposed to go there? Is there a pot of gold waiting for me? Should I retire?

        WHAT DO I DO?

        1. Fourscore

          Go fishing, you’ll have all 3

          1. Wait, they hand out pots of gold to fisherfolk?

          2. blackjack

            When I was a kid, all the good pot was gold. Or tied to a stick.

          3. Spudalicious

            +1 tied to a stick.

    2. Tres Cool

      I got a bottle of absinthe from a home-brewer guy once. He made his own label, and the back was selections from Lamentations 3, particularly the part “peace has gone from out of my life; I have forgotten what prosperity means.”

  2. AlmightyJB

    Oh Thank God there is a horoscope for this week. I thought maybe the world was going to end.

  3. AlmightyJB

    I hate hate hate crowds.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      I hate crowds of people, and people in general

      1. Spudalicious

        People suck. It is known.

      2. DEG

        With few exceptions (Oktoberfest being one), I’ll third the hating of crowds.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Everyone is slow, milling about, looking at phones instead of where they walk, idiots and cattle

          1. Tres Cool

            HEY YUFUS!

            Six-weeks of self-imposed alcohol exile was enough! My Kroger had 24 oz Milwaukee’s Diet Beast 10/$10, so it’s on.

            TALL CANS

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            Great price! Imma sit in the cold and have some stouts,
            Tall Cans!!!

          3. DEG

            I had a lot of stout at lunch at the local brewpub.

          4. Fourscore

            Lose any weight? Feel better? Moral superiority?

          5. Tres Cool

            Ive cut nearly 30 lbs on keto since August, and that was with getting faded every night on cheap beer. However, my triglycerides have always been high, so to see if knocking out alcohol (daily) cut em back, I went dry for a bit. Cut em by 51%.

            But enough is enough! Since tomorrow is my ‘off day’ for cardio, Ill go ahead any pollute my body tonight.

          6. Fourscore

            You done good, Tres, congrats on the success! You’ve got the power!

          7. Mojeaux

            Congrats, Tres!!!

          8. DEG

            Congratulations!

          9. Playa Manhattan

            I do 2 weeks at a time.

            I should probably look at some bloodwork just to see what the deal is.

  4. Gustave Lytton

    Libra: The Hermit

    Checks out.

  5. Spudalicious

    “Libra: The Hermit – Possibly prudence, but more typically treason and corruption. Sorry about that.”

    Looks like I’m going to have to cut a bitch.

  6. DEG

    There is also a warning about flooding for the rest of us.

    Flooding of what? Guns? Women? Money? I guess none of those since it is a warning.

    1. Tres Cool

      Perhaps a flash flood ?

  7. DEG

    Bloke on the Range posts a new video in his Mad Minute series: SMLE Mk III*.

    1. Spudalicious

      Damn your eye! I’m on my fifth video.

    1. Not Adahn

      Gun Jesus likes the pistol grip version of the rifle you were looking at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQRUl_iFEA

    1. Is that cat giving us a narrowed gaze?

        1. I uploaded the hi res cropped version for use when gazes are narrowed.

      1. BakedPenguin

        UCS, I saw your question on the Tardigrade lawsuit. I was totally unfamiliar with it prior to looking over the link, so I can’t really say anything about it.

    2. kinnath

      Mead day. Started one five-gallon batch of blueberry mead and one five-gallon batch of raspberry mead.

    3. Spudalicious

      Nice! I started another nano batch yesterday. The wife just rolled her eyes. I have bottles ready in three days, a Cream Ale fermenting in the bar fridge and a single hop IPA now sitting in the guest closet. Raspberry mead on the docket.

      1. kinnath

        A friend of mine just installed a new 800-gallon tank at his meadery. I was a tad bit jealous.

        1. Spudalicious

          Damn…

        2. juris imprudent

          800 gallons? That has ceased to be a hobby and become work.

          1. Spudalicious

            Hey juris, I don’t know if you saw my post a couple of days ago but the dog in my avatar is a Pudelpointer, one of the breeds in the GSP.

          2. juris imprudent

            Don’t know that one, I know the wirehairs and shorthairs.

          3. Spudalicious

            Whoops! My bad. German Wired Hair Pointer. GSP actually predates the PP by a decade.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: King of Swords – This card represents the positive aspects of hard power. It’s being better than others, having authority, passing judgment.

    Sounds about right. Except the “having authority” part.

    1. Chafed

      I see you’ve met my wife.

  9. DenverJ

    You know who else used horoscopes?

    1. Spudalicious

      Literally, Hitler?

      1. Spudalicious

        Okay, that’s what I get for commenting before clicking on the link.

    2. CPRM

      Nancy Reagan?

  10. straffinrun

    As a Scorpio, am I getting or giving succor?

    1. Not Adahn

      depends on the direction of the cash flow.

      1. Spudalicious

        *golf clap*

  11. CPRM

    I don’t know nothing bout Ace of Cups or Knight of Cups, but in my youth I was well acquainted with King’s Cup.

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Still at the youth orchestra.

    Gah, the kid on the French horn is flat.

    1. Not Adahn

      Childhood obesity is a problem.

    2. DenverJ

      Well, I don’t know how old the youths are, but many young ladies don’t start developing until later.

  13. egould310

    I just dropped off my wife at SNA, she’s flying to Memphis. I’m already bored. She won’t be back till Thursday night.

    Think I’ll get drunk and restring the guitars. Take apart my drum kit, clean, detail, reassemble and tune it. Bored. Boring.

    1. straffinrun

      Just add a bluesy “Ba Da Ba Da Buh” to every line of your comment and you’ll feel like your in Memphis with her.

    2. juris imprudent

      We had a very productive weekend here – capped with pulling the mower deck off the tractor and putting on the snow blower, finally. Previous snows were a) light and powdery and b) of very small depth. Hoping this and the Groundhog prognostication ward off any further frozen precipitation (which we are actually forecast to receive tonight and tomorrow night).

      1. juris imprudent

        Should add I am now sipping on 12 yo Glenlivet before dinner.

      2. Spudalicious

        I’ve been able to get by with just shoveling the walks and not pulling out the blower for the driveway, but it looks like that may change this next week. At least we’re past the time of the year where it stays below freezing for weeks at a time. It never materialized this year.

        1. Fourscore

          My usual snow blowing is about 3-4 times a winter. Already at 5 and a few more inches over the next couple days. Unless its 5 inches or so I’ll drive through it, packing it down into ridges that will turn into deep slush when it finally melts in April and keeping all cars with 2 wheel drive out of my yard.

          We’ve had a lot of snow, the deer are having a little trouble and beginning to show it.

          1. egould310

            I don’t miss snow. I hated it when I lived in Indiana and Ohio. Moved to Los Angeles back in ‘93 because I could not stand another winter. Best choice I ever made.

            Good luck and god bless.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          Mammoth is getting absolutely ridiculous. 11 feet from the last storm alone, and 2 feet last night.

          1. Spudalicious

            Sierra’s are getting hammered. I’ve got five acres in the Tahoe NF and the map shows eight feet on the ground at 5100’.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            The snow level got down to 2000′ here last week. Looking east from LA, everything is…. white.

            I’m not sure how long it will last, but it’s beautiful. I guess I could check the freezing altitude at windy.com

          3. egould310

            The mountains are beautiful. I mean, they always are, but they are just gorgeous right now. And because the snow is reflecting the light, you can really see the topography in high definition right now.

          4. Playa Manhattan

            I’ve been in the middle of a downpour for the last hour. It’s apparently invisible to radar.

          5. juris imprudent

            We used to have season passes for Mammoth. [sigh]

          6. Playa Manhattan

            The passes used to be absolutely reasonable. There was a risk of a dry season if you pre-purchased, but…. you could still totally come out ahead.

            Now, after all of the consolidation, the IKON passes are ridiculous. So are lift tickets.

            I want a pass to Mammoth because I’m CHEAP. I can DRIVE there. I don’t care if the pass works at Vail because I’m not going to drive to Vail.

          7. R C Dean

            I need Northern NM to get some serious snow, to feed the trout streams.

  14. AlmightyJB

    Great parade or greatest parade?

    https://youtu.be/GBKzPy487XQ

    1. Homple

      It will do until a better one comes along.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Damn, now I want some blueberry muffins.

    2. Not Adahn

      I fried up some polenta and topped it with blueberry jam. So good.

    3. straffinrun

      Perfect looking muffins. I’m impressed.

  15. Playa Manhattan

    I went to pick up my semi-weekly shipment of Pliny the Elder this morning and ended up with the greatest impulse buy EVER:

    Jalapeño stuffed bacon wrapped quail medallions.

    And… the wife and kids are eating pizza at the Boy Scouts banquet. It’s MINE, ALL MINE!!!!

    1. Sean

      I’ve never had quail, but I’d be sure to try those.

    2. AlmightyJB

      I love quail. That sounds awesome.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Shred the receipt and stuff the wrapping in the bottom of the trash?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        They made their choice. I have nothing to hide, and everything to throw in their faces for making the wrong choice.

    4. Spudalicious

      I love quail. Except when I chomp down on a shot. Butterflied, olive oil, salt and pepper, two minutes per side on a hot grill. I’ll take three please.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        2 packs. Net weight 8oz per. Half of a snack, basically.

    5. straffinrun

      What’s getting stuffed, the jalapeños or the quail medallions?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Jalapeño inside the quail. Bacon on the outside.

        1. straffinrun

          So something like this with jalapeños stuffed inside?

          https://www.melissassouthernstylekitchen.com/bacon-wrapped-top-sirloin-medallions/

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Yes, but instead of a cow, it’s a small bird.

          2. Playa Manhattan
          3. Spudalicious

            They’re boneless, so you’re got a pound of food there.

          4. Playa Manhattan

            But they’re pumped. Sodium phosphate solution, so I’m getting cheated there.

            Somehow I’ll manage.

          5. Spudalicious

            Ah. 20%? That’s why I try and gather them myself. Tough little buggers to hunt.

          6. Playa Manhattan

            8%, allegedly. Not a big deal, but that kind of added water still interferes with a decent sear.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    At least we’re past the time of the year where it stays below freezing for weeks at a time. It never materialized this year.

    We have had it pretty easy, this winter, but it has hardly cracked single digits for a week. The sun was out for a while, but it was 1 degree out when I checked a while ago.

    1. Hyperion

      I’m freezing to fucking death at 37. I can’t take that arctic shit anymore. For penguins I tell you.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    It’s MINE, ALL MINE!!!!

    All you need now is a busty courtesan to feed them to you.

    1. DEG

      I like the way you think.

  18. Hyperion

    So, wifey and I ventured out of the house today. Too many damn people, hard to even find a place to park. I didn’t even know that people still go to shopping malls. Apparently, they do. We only went there to have some place to walk indoors, where it wasn’t cold.

    We went to a restaurant for lunch and I was observing the state of civilization. It’s much worse than I even imagined. The couple in front of us, what was up with them? Were they from Europe or something? The guy was wearing shorts (it was 37F outside. But it’s not that he was wearing shorts that I found strange. He was wearing ‘hose’, like blue hose with black shoes. I mean they were like women’s pantyhose. WTF? Do guys in Europe wear pantyhose? Then the guy behind us looked exactly like pajama boy and he was actually wearing pajamas! Like red cotton pajamas with cartoons on them. In a fucking restaurant, at noon! We are fucking doomed, I tell you. Gulag Barbie is being overly optimistic on us lasting 12 more years, but it has nothing to do with climate.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Where’d you go? White Marsh?

      1. Hyperion

        Towson. White Marsh? Do guys in White Marsh wear pantyhose?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I didn’t think they did in Towson, but hey, I guess I’m behind the times.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        *whispers*

        I think he was staring out over his lawn the entire time

        1. Hyperion

          I mean, get off my lawn, but if I see some guy wearing pantyhose and a pajama boy on my lawn… it’s going to be time for a game of lawn darts.

    2. *waits in ardent expectation for the moment when Hyp realizes that manscara is a thing *

      1. Hyperion

        I just wish that ‘mannyhose’ wasn’t a thing. I’ve been traumatized.

        1. Spudalicious

          When it’s cold, my trainer will wear “mannyhose” under his gym shorts. I mock him mercilessly. I will steal that term and apply it liberally.

    3. straffinrun

      A lot of the European NBA players wear the spandex leggings. You sure they were panty hose and not those things? I’ve seen guys here wear the spandex leggings with shorts combos.

      1. Hyperion

        They didn’t look like spandex sports leggings to me, too sheer. And the shorts and shoes were more dressy like, definitely not sports wear. It was so weird, I just figured they were Europeans of some type.

        1. Hyperion

          “Europeans of some type.”

          I mean not of sports team, but somewhere they actually dress like that.

  19. Tres Cool

    Pan-seared ribeyes with onions/mushrooms, steamed broccoli and cheddar.
    Jugsy’s plate included lima beans and velveeta shells y queso. God I miss it.

    1. egould310

      No pasta for you?

      1. Tres Cool

        I’m already stuggling with the chocolate chip cookies in the house.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      But…. you get steak.

      1. Tres Cool

        #Keto4Lyfe

        And with carbs in mind

        1. Tres Cool

          also WRT struggles.

    3. Spudalicious

      I’ve got some prawns that weigh 2oz each. They go on the grill with wild rice and shredded Brussels sprouts on the side.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        U-8?

        Costco?

        1. Spudalicious

          Albertson’s of all places. I think I’m bailing on Fred Meyer.

      2. Akira

        Jungle Jim’s International Market usually has prawns the size of my fist. It’s awesome to get shrimp that big, but unfortunately they’re about $5 a piece. Still, I can imagine them being part of an epic “surf and turf” with a nicely seared ribeye, garlic and cheese mashed potatoes, and grilled asparagus or something.

        1. Tres Cool

          I have a rough time in there….its far too “busy”, with all the stuff.

          1. Akira

            I think the key is to have a route that you follow. My friends and I always start in the cheese/olives area and progress (in this order) to beer/liquor, bakery, meats, seafood, then weave in and out of the various international aisles, then go through all the little “houses” in the back.

          2. Tres Cool

            I generally go in there with a few specific items in mind- the things only JJ’s has that I cant get here.
            Then it all goes to shit.

        2. Spudalicious

          They were on sale but still not cheap. I paid $20 for six of them.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That means the tranny reported it.

      I’d be getting even

      1. AlmightyJB

        Well the woman claimed he was xenophobe (yeah, I’m using ‘he’ after that dick move), but evidently the police weren’t interested in that.

    2. Hyperion

      Europe is doomed.

    3. Akira

      I wish Britons would rise the fuck up and get their country back from the “progressives”.

      I get the feeling that much of Europe has driven any non-prog viewpoints so far out of polite society that the only way non-progs can have a voice is by joining up with one of those asswipe neo-Nazi groups. Not a good situation.

      1. I think quite a few European countries have non-prog (to use your term) parties, but the Swamp Class calls them all far-right populists. The UK seems to be one country that doesn’t really have such a party.

      2. Hyperion

        They’d better, and soon. I think it’s already too late.

    4. Spudalicious

      Wow. And people think we’re fucked up. England is done.

      1. Hyperion

        Along with Sweden and probably France.

    5. straffinrun

      Wait, can’t everybody outside The UK’s jurisdiction pile on and say troll the shit out of that asshole without repercussions?