Yes, the Banhammer was dropped

As a warning to others.

This morning we undertook an action we seldom have had to do… we banned someone. FOS launched a highly bigoted and racist epithet in response to the Smollett story. That missile circled around and got him.

A reminder or two, of what we will, and will not take here at Glibertarians.com.

Whose superscription is on that sestertius?

Damnatio memoriae. His comments will be removed from our site.

 

 

Comments

377 responses to “Yes, the Banhammer was dropped”

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Was his handle fuck off slaver,FOS?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      It seems that the Overlords have quite lenient until now

      1. I suspect it has to do with the core principles on which the site was founded.

        1. Tonio

          ^This.

      2. Tonio

        I can only recall two other bannings, and those were both justified.

        1. Shriek – tried to come in as “Cuffy Meigs” early on. Trolled harder and harder until he got the boot.

          Eddie – bombarded staff with increasingly deranged emails

          John – he was warned not to do his thing… the raging insults and such, he did that to commenters and staff.

          FOS – bigot who stopped trying to hide it, see above.

          1. MikeS

            That dude with the underwear and guitar picture…

          2. Free Society and he just took his balls and went home, a self-banishment if you will.

          3. MikeS

            There you go. Ah, I thought he got the official ban-hammer. I guess he was just shown the door.

          4. Certified Public Asshat

            Can we get a commenter graveyard page?

          5. invisible finger

            Drawing attention to them will only make it worse.

          6. …and I am not sure we buried them in hallowed ground. The last thing I think we want here is Zombie Trolls.

          7. Certified Public Asshat

            Can we get a graveyard page for the graveyard page idea?

          8. Gadfly

            …and I am not sure we buried them in hallowed ground.

            Troll Sematary.

          9. bacon-magic

            Justified.

          10. I thought Eddie flounced off like a diva before he could be banned.

          11. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I’m convinced Eddie has some paranoia issues.

    2. Tonio

      See “Name” in form above.

    3. Futilely Obscene Selfdestruction

    4. Sean

      Was his handle fuck off slaver,FOS?

      Honestly, I thought “FOS” meant full of shit. *shrug*

  2. WTF

    Good riddance.

  3. DrOtto

    Jean-Claude BanHammer

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Rocks

  4. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Do you know who else launched highly bigoted and racist epithets?

      1. Tundra

        Rep. Omar?

    1. Tonio

      LBJ?

      1. Wow…long time no see, G.

        1. Democratic Hitler

          And immediately after a troll account got banned. Hmmmmmmm.

          (/joking)

        2. Gilmore

          heyo

          1. DH is here all of the week. Please tip your servers well.

    2. tarran

      Slate writers discussing Clarence Thomas behind closed doors?

      1. You misspelled “in the editorial pages”.

    3. Chipwooder

      Kim Il Sung?

    4. That uncle you don’t to invite to Thanksgiving but he’s family after all?

    5. MikeS

      The Covington kids?

      /DU

      1. The activists taunting them before the drummer showed up?

        /video evidence

    6. Spudalicious

      Jesse Jackson?

    7. Rasilio

      Sargon of Akkad?

    8. Grumbletarian

      All Republicans ever?

  5. RE: Ban policy.

    I know the Overlords reserve the right to 86 anyone at anytime, but out of curiosity (because EVERYONE knows I would never do anything ban worthy 😛 ), do people typically receive warnings privately before permadeath?

    1. If you are at the line, yes. If you have obviously gone way over, no.

      1. leon

        IIRC, FOS had been Cat Butted ~ 2 days prior. I think everyone who was banned had been given some notice that their behavior was unacceptable, prior to being banned.

    2. Brett L

      Generally not. For the most part, catbutting or being openly called to task by one of the major contributors is the best you’re going to get.

      1. MikeS

        So when Just Sayin’, myself, and I forget who else, got catbutted a while back we were actually close to getting banned?

        1. MikeS

          Invisible Finger. And correction, it was a cow butt…for each of us.

          1. Spudalicious

            Wow. A cow butt is WAY worse than a cat butt. It’s vastly larger and emits planet killing methane.

          2. MikeS

            But it tastes better.

            …I assume.

          3. Cowbutting is more of a …. personal sign of dissatisfaction.

          4. MikeS

            So I’m free to collect as many as I can?!?!

            😉

          5. Spudalicious

            So it’s a visual sign of a *narrowed gaze*?

          6. invisible finger

            So there’s catbutting, cowbutting, various handclaps….

            How about AOC crazy-eyes for the truly incoherent “out there” posts? (I know Ken Schultz doesn’t come around anymore, but still.)

          7. Bobarian LMD

            So it’s a visual sign of a *narrowed gaze*?

            Swiss giving you the stink eye.

          8. slumbrew

            Swiss giving you the stink eye.

            Something, something, Brown Eyed Girl

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        What if it’s a voluntary catbutt, you know, a request for one, if you’re into that sort of thing, for no particular reason but maybe I have one if you know what I mean and I think you do….

        Going to stop typing now.

        1. …. *puts catbutt pic back on shelf*

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Now you’re just being spiteful.

    3. Los Doyers

      When the board gets tired of the tit-spam, they’ll warn you. No te preocupes mijo.

      1. *stops updating resume for new commenting job*

  6. leon

    Good Riddance. I’ve been waiting for that [REDACTED] [REDACTED] to be banned since [REDACTED]

    GLIB STAFF:
    Don’t push it.

      1. juris imprudent

        Possibly my favorite GIF of all time – it’s versatile too.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Great actual movie, too.

  7. The Other Kevin

    Thanks for being open about this, and also thanks to everyone who works on curating this site.

  8. Tundra

    I still want to know how he knew the guy worked on sailboats.

    1. Supposedly he was famous enough to be recognized in cold-weather gear. So his maritime hobbies would be equally famous.

    2. bacon-magic

      Oh. Ohhhhhhh. I think the term you’re referring to me is what I used to do in the lifting industry.

  9. tarran

    Will it be like the time Mary’s comments would get deleted at TOS?

    Where angry replies hung in the air, often seeming to be angrily condemning someone who had made a productive and reasonable comment? 😛

      1. tarran

        For some reason I read that in Wulfgar’s voice.

        1. Rasilio

          Don’t you mean Buliwyf’s? Or you could just sat Ulfric Stormcloak’s since it was the same actor.

          That said, one of the best movies ever made

    1. I’m wondering what this will do to the race to the millionth comment. Will the expunged still count? So the spam comments that never get posted?

      1. leon

        ^^^ These are the Important Questions.

        That and what will I win when i make the 1,000,000th comment.

        1. Tundra

          Ironically, the BanHammer!

        2. Rhywun

          This is your warning to expect thousands of comments in a row from you as the time approaches, isn’t it?

          1. Oh, so that’s why Tundra’s prediction comes true.

      2. Democratic Hitler

        Now there’s gonna be an asterisk.

        1. So they’ve already prepped it and it goes to a French comic book character?

          1. BakedPenguin

            Okay, I laughed.

  10. Unreconstructed

    [NOTE: This is not attempting to debate the ban, more idle curiosity]

    Why’s the first letter of “nigger” blotted out, but the entirety of “fucking” intact? Is the one word so much worse than the other?

    1. WTF

      Seriously?

      1. Unreconstructed

        Yeah, it’s a serious question. Especially in the context here, where it’s evidence, and not someone’s personal screed being aired (well, I suppose it is, indirectly). I was sorta of the opinion that the majority of the people here were able to read “bad” words without their panties becoming twisted. I can also understand why posting that comment would get one banned.

        1. WTF

          I’m going to go ahead and guess it’s because using words like “fuck” for emphasis or punctuation is very different from calling an actual person a nigger. The former is just being scatological, the latter is being a racist shit.

          1. Agreed – there is a difference between:

            “The New York Times reported the client saying his attorney was a *nigger.”

            vs

            Me: My wife is a nigger.

            *I really really dislike this word a lot – probably the highly racist past usage. Of course I also dislike the word retard too but have used it to describe idiot behavior, not mentally challenged folks.

          2. Tundra

            I think intent matters. I might call you a retard, but we both know what I mean. I would never, ever refer to an actually challenged person that way.

          3. This reminds me of that South Park episode where they redefined the word “faggot”. It is rather amusing that words gain or lose power depending on the era and the context.

            Take “ejaculated”; that was often used in older books for a verbal outburst, now I think you’d be looking at a lot of shocked faces if you used it that way in a business meeting.

          4. Depends on the business meeting /porn company boardroom

          5. Tundra

            Lol. That sounds like a dare to me!

            *looks forward to next meeting*

          6. MikeS

            That’s gay.

          7. invisible finger

            One of the “banned” Three Stooges episodes has the word “ejaculated” in it. It was probably banned because it was a Civil War themed one so the ethnic stuff in it was the no-no. I guess I’ve lived so long that racist stuff that is meant in jest rather than in hate just blows right past me, but when Moe said “Curly, you ejaculated a mouthful!” that’s what truly shocked me.

          8. bacon-magic

            *drops gloves and hugs Tundra for nailing it*

          9. “I thoroughly enjoyed fucking her.” vs. “This is fucking bullshit.” vs. “Fuck you!”

            It’s a very versatile word.

          10. DOOMco

            Don’t fuck bullshit.

          11. Rasilio

            Just wait till you get cowbutted

          12. Spudalicious

            Don’t forget “fucktard”. One of the best words.

          13. mr simple

            Unbefuckinglievable.

          14. bacon-magic

            Fuck right off.

        2. tarran

          I agree. Words only have the power we give them. Treating that word as a taboo is not good; taboos have a lot of evil associated with them, since the punishments for violating them are way outsize to the actual harm (if any) done.

          1. nw

            People need taboo words. Even if somehow “nigger” were
            to become acceptable, some other word would either
            become un-acceptable or another word would be invented
            to be un-acceptable. That’s just how language works.

            There was a time not too long ago where “fucking” would
            have been rather more shocking to use or print in public
            than it is now. But time has changed that somewhat.
            Using the former will get you fired, whereas the latter won’t.
            That’s probably the reverse of the situation in (perhaps)
            1940, but language constantly evolves.

          2. Pat

            Even if somehow “nigger” were to become acceptable, some other word would either become un-acceptable or another word would be invented to be un-acceptable.

            Rap music going mainstream took most out of the steam out of “the n-word” (not taking any chances now). We’re replacing it with things like using correct gender pronouns.

          3. Rhywun

            some other word would either
            become un-acceptable or another word would be invented
            to be un-acceptable

            This. Every time I heard the argument against taboo words being made by one of the hacks at TOS I had to roll my eyes.

          4. Soyboy

            +1 euphemism treadmill

    2. Brett L

      Because fucking does not offend us. Nor does using fucking as an adjective [EDIT: adverb? Fuckit]. It is very much about maybe there is a difference between using that in a face-to-face conversation and using it to shit up our thread.

      1. Nephilium

        Rocco:
        F***ing… What the f***. Who the f*** f***ed this f***ing… How did you two f***ing f***s…

        Rocco:
        f***!

        Connor:
        Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

        Censored from the site where I found the quote. Definitely not searching for the youtube of this while in the office.

        1. Tundra

          Might be the most useful word in the English language. I f***ing love it!

          1. MikeS

            F*** yeah!

          2. Nephilium

            There was some comedy bit I heard (fuck) decades ago that went through how to use fuck as every single type of word in English, culminating in a sentence that was nothing but the word fuck (with the exception of a couple of articles and conjunctions).

          3. nw

            “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

      2. Nor does using fucking as an adjective [EDIT: adverb? Fuckit]

        Either, depending on usage. If it’s modifying a noun, as in “I love this fucking website!”, it’s an adjective. If it’s modifying an adjective, as in “Glibertarians is a fucking fun website!”, it’s an adverb.

        /pedantic bastard

    3. Old Man With Candy

      Manners. Seriously. We’re not afraid of words, but outright bigotry and rudeness is just not polite.

      1. Unreconstructed

        OK, as stated (twice now), I get why the ban was invoked (and honestly, 100% support it, because I agree). What I fail to understand is why *in the image posted here* the “n” is blacked out. It doesn’t change the information conveyed, doesn’t hide the original poster’s intent, doesn’t change *anything*. And it’s clearly *not* the opinion of the Glib Staff (individually or collectively) or anyone other than the original poster of the comment. So why do it?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          It’s still rude. Fuck is just punctuation.

        2. hate_speech

          I suspect it just would feel distasteful to repost the racism FOS was banned for. I’m not one to be put off by words, but I would struggle to put that back up on the site, had I the authority. I’m surprised they reposted the message at all rather than just summarize. Enough of us saw it that we had their back if others questioned the content.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            meh, FOS was constantly trying to get someone to bite on the racist angle. I was half of the mind that it was a prog troll trying to bait us into racist behavior.

            Good riddance.

          2. hate_speech

            Well yeah, I don’t think anyone is even raising an eyebrow about the ban. It’s not like this person was contributing to the discussion and had a moment of poor taste. It was just pure racism. I was talking more about why someone might not want to repost his filth unedited.

    4. Warty

      WHYCOME AINT CANT I SAYS THEM FUCKIN NIGGERS IS THE REAL RACISTS HUH

      1. Nephilium

        In related news, the CW Black Lightning TV show went that way with one of their characters this week. The replacement principal in the school (white, put up metal detectors, and went zero tolerance for misbehavior) told off the secret identity of Black Lightning for assuming that the principal was privileged. Paraphrasing here, but it went along the lines of: “You look at me and just see me as white, you’re the real racist. My parents were heroin addicts. My father watched my mother die of an overdose when I was a child. I had to grow up on the streets. You were the son of a wealthy journalist. Which one of us was privileged?”

        1. Pan Zagloba

          God damn.

          Was the principal proven wrong by the episode’s end?

          1. Nephilium

            No. In fact Jefferson Pierce (the Black Lightning’s secret identity, and the former principal at the same school) stood up for the principal and accepted that he might have a point. I was shocked as hell, especially because the setup for the meeting was that Jefferson could get his principal job back if he threw the new principal under the bus for handling a student protest in an insensitive manner. That earned the show a shit ton of respect for me. It almost makes up for the Supergirl wokeness this season, and Arrow’s terrible gun control episode.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            Jesus, is Supergirl getting worse?

            I only know their writers from Flash crossover episodes but god damn, just cancel the show and bring the actress over.

          3. Nephilium

            This season they introduced a new character who is trans. That’s fine. She’s also an alien crossbreed from two alien parents… OK. Who lived in a city that welcomed all aliens for a long time… getting less OK within the history of the show (what, did Flashpoint break this version of Earth’s history as well?). The character’s mother has a special power called dreaming, which is passed on from mother to daughter, fine. The new character had a younger sister who had trained her whole life to get the dreaming power, but it went over to the trans character… because she had a daughter’s soul.

            The fuck! Drop that it’s passed down to daughters, or say that it usually goes to the daughter, and it’s fine. Just call it magic, and it’s fine. Say it’s a genetic power passed down to daughters, that somehow survives being a hybrid with another alien and goes by the person’s soul? *sigh*

            Oh, and the younger sister was insensitive because the mother died due to an attack that the older sister had dreamed about, and didn’t warn anyone about. So she was pissed that she spent her life studying for an expected power and lashed out with, “You’re not even their real daughter.”

            And the bad guys this season are human supremacists. In a world with Superman, Supergirl, Martian Manhunter, an alien who was elected president (and stepped down instead of being impeached), and has had issues with aliens trying to destroy the world.

          4. slumbrew

            That all sounds painfully dumb. Please tell me you’ve stopped watching.

        2. Warty

          And then the producers were hauled to the town square and executed with red-hot pincers?

        3. blackjack

          Hey! That’s my fucking story (well, mines worse actually).

    5. Los Doyers

      Of course someone with your avatar would be “idly curious” about that.

      1. Unreconstructed

        Ya got me. Totes racist here. Why, just yesterday I picked up my hood and robe at the cleaner. And unlike those unsophisticated racists, I use the CSA national flag, rather than the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, because I’m more clever. And my handle, of course, refers to my distaste for the 13th amendment, and has *nothing* to do with a desire to live in a sovereign state that *voluntarily* works with other sovereign states in limited areas of common interest.

        /sarc

        1. Los Doyers

          Hey man, I’m sure you believe all of that. Heritage, not hate, after all. Them Yankees was just interfering with peaceful secession.

          1. MikeS

            Huh. I would have assumed that a Dodgers fan would also hate the Yankees.

          2. Unreconstructed

            I know this is shocking to some, but it’s very easy (to me) to see the wrongs of slavery, and still think that Southern states had every right to leave a voluntarily-joined compact. I’m not some idiot that thinks “slaves had it good” – slavery is wrong, period. But I also see the number of wrongs that were done to liberty and individual rights in the name of correcting that wrong. I also think that giving words and symbols some obscene level of power is ridiculous, and I’m happy to be slightly provocative (in places where it won’t have massive negative impact on my life & livelihood – I ain’t stupid). In other words, I appreciate nuance, and like to introduce it where possible. I’ve found this site to be one of the few places where I can do that.

          3. juris imprudent

            I’ve made the argument that the South had *some* legitimate grievances. Unfortunately, the peculiar institution over-rode them both individually and collectively.

      2. Warty

        Oh sure, you see a Confederate flag and you think about the Confederacy. You fucking piece of shit. You’re the real racist.

  11. He/She/It seemed like a troll – and then not – and then back to being a troll. Not to see Tulpa behind every bush (no euphemism!) but that was his SOP.

    I imagine there is a troll definition for this type of behavior; probably more common than I think. Like Bo Esq.

    1. Rhywun

      seemed like a troll – and then not – and then back to being a troll

      That was my feeling too. Strange behavior. Maybe that means he wasn’t actually a troll at all.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        It kind of reminds me of one or two posters in the past here and at the old site. Someone who seemed normal most of the time but went far into the bigot fringe every once and a while. Not saying it was the same one, but…

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I guess it was the same one, see below

  12. Chipwooder

    I still am curious who the regular poster was who was spotted being a racist ass elsewhere, because I’m Nosey by Nature.

    1. Chipwooder

      How did I manage to misspell that? Oh well.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Did you mean “Naughty by Nature”?

        1. Chipwooder

          No, I was making a Naughty by Nature related joke

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            “I’ll take that as a “yes””

    2. STEVE SMITH MORE THAN NOSY BY NATURE

      1. invisible finger

        STEVE SMITH ENJOY EQUAL OPPORTUNITY. STEVE SMITH ONLY OFFENDED IF YOU ALREADY HAVE STICK UP YOUR ASS. IT LIKE STAKE IN HEART TO DRACULA.

    3. DOOMco

      They have spies everywhere!!

  13. Democratic Hitler

    This isn’t surprising, I’ve seen several posts from this individual since he first arrived that seemed a bit over the line to me. You could hear that time bomb ticking.

    I appreciate that the site administrators inform the community of their actions.

    1. MikeS

      I appreciate that the site administrators inform the community of their actions.

      Yes. I to appreciate that it was explained. They are under no obligation to do it, but I really think it’s the right thing to do.

    2. Tonio

      It was done very professionally and tastefully.

      1. Tundra

        Especially the one empty spike.

        “We still have room up the wall!”

      2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Would you say it was the “classiest” ban you’ve ever witnessed?

        1. MikeS

          Let’s just say it was not the Nick Gillespie of bannings.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Nicely played

        2. Call in the piss hookers!

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Example? I’ve never paid much attention. To be honest, I pretty much just keep track of what Q posts

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          And this is why I keep track of all your posts

        2. Spudalicious

          I think she put her eyebrows on with a Sharpie.

          1. She has eyebrows?

          2. Spudalicious

            Up above the duck lips.

          3. Rhywun

            She looks like a Real Doll®.

      1. Democratic Hitler

        I can’t provide specific examples now that his posts are gone and honestly, even if they weren’t I probably couldn’t be arsed to spend the time. My recollection is that he made a couple posts that were derogatory toward specific races and a post or two that went off on women (as a group) in a similar manner.

        Obviously pretty thin gruel on my part, but really I just wanted to make the point that it is not surprising that it came to this.

        1. A lot of his stuff struck me as a lefty type trying to be a “racist hillbilly conservative” to see how many of us yokels he could get to agree with him.

          I’m guessing it was a TOS/discord commenter who was put up to it by the progtarians to “expose the damn yokels at that damn Glib site for the bigots they are”

  14. DOOMco

    Didn’t see the posts, but I have faith you guys let enough slide before the hammer.

  15. Chipwooder

    Elsewhere….the CNN suddenly notices the national debt

    Don’t they know we can just print up a handful of billion-dollar bills?

    1. WTF

      I forget, who was president when the debt doubled from around $10 Trillion to $20 Trillion? You know, the president that racked up more debt than all previous presidents, combined?
      I must be forgetting because CNN wasn’t doing many stories on it.

      1. Tundra

        Dude, he was powerless to stop the flood of debt resulting from Bush’s disastrous policies!

      2. tarran

        Oh that was Bush! Because, I’m reliably informed, Obama was hamstrung by Bush’s spending decisions.*

        * Yes, Tony actually argued this once.

        1. Ahhh!!!! Shriek/PB flashbacks!!

          1. Chipwooder

            8%!!

            I don’t remember what that referred to anymore, though

          2. The approval rating of the ACA.

        2. SugarFree

          Tony also argued that being free to do as you please is oppression.

          Tony is a long-running unfunny joke that far too many people took seriously.

          1. Pan Zagloba

            Come on, “Hilary told a few harmless fibs, Fiorina’s lies got people killed” is a solid joke.

          2. SugarFree

            Well, OK, that was pretty good.

        3. Nephilium

          * Yes, Tony actually argued emoted this once.

          Fixed that for you.

        4. Just like the ~3% unemployment we have now was Obama’s doing and has nothing to do with regulatory reform.

  16. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    FOS was acting like he was a Democratic politician in VA.

    1. SugarFree

      We will not reveal the name of the commenter he mouth-raped.

  17. Soyboy

    FOS said he was Troy at Reason. I vaguely remember a Troy, but don’t remember anything about him.

    Anyway, FOS seemed he would be more at home at /pol/ or ZMan’s blog (and he admitted that he had moved away from libertarian positions, which, well .. yeah). I once saw a post at the latter, with many up-votes, that distinguished the alt-right (to which the poster aligned itself) with two criteria: the ‘JQ’ and ‘race realism.’ Well, OK. I had a definition closer to how Gavin McGinnis defined ‘hipster’ (“they’re just young people who like patterns!”): the alt-right = young conservatives. (I also remember first seeing the term in reference to the likes of Mencius Moldbug.) But if the ‘JQ’ and ‘race realism’ have become the distinguishing characteristics of the alt-right—if identitarianism is a necessary component of the concept/movement—I’m not seeing much room for philosophical overlap with libertarianism.

    And hell, you can talk about racial and racial differentiation without committing ecological inference fallacies, which is all I’ve found self-described race-realists to do (on the internet, I mean; people like Charles Murray obviously don’t fit that mold).

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The alt-right= whoever the consensus has decided is the baddie this week.

      Race realism= I don’t understand statistical analysis and I tend to ignore the obvious lack of definition of terms like “race” when my preconceived beliefs are verified

      1. “I don’t understand statistical analysis and I tend to ignore the obvious lack of definition of terms like “race” when my preconceived beliefs are verified”

        BUT MUH DARKIES ARE STOOOOOOOOOPID

        and/or

        JOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!

        /Zero Hedge

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Any “race realist” who thinks that JOOZ perform badly on IQ tests is not a “realist”

          1. I was thinking more that they use their nefarious hyper-intelligence to consolidate their rule as puppet masters.

            That and to steal more gold from oppressed women and minorities.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Oh, yeah. I forget these stereotypes. Now hands off my gold

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Troy Muy Grande Boner was his handle at Reason.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        He was that here for a period too.

      2. Rhywun

        Ahhhh Pepperidge Farm remembers now

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Some of the stuff Troy said didn’t quit fit, same with with FOS. Reminded me a bit of how tulpa would (still does) sock puppet. Not sure if related, but there’s also a pattern of a FNG suddenly overposting out of the blue for a short period and then bam, disappear. See Irish and bo for examples of that.

      1. Los Doyers

        Irish was not a troll. I met him IRL.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Irish is a real guy. Not somebody I’ve hung out with, but other people have met him. Young kid.

        He had just finished school and was living with his parents, and had a bunch of time to post. Then he became an adult, apparently.

      3. Chipwooder

        I’m still convinced Bo and chemjeff are the same person. Exact same posting style, same disingenuous bullshit.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          I’m not familiar with chemjeff. I haven’t been over there for years, though.

          1. He came on late. Around the time Bo left. He’d start out from some abrasive if not fully troll-like statement and descent quickly into insanity. I’m also on the Bo = chrmjrff bandwagon

    4. Viking1865

      “And hell, you can talk about racial and racial differentiation without committing ecological inference fallacies, which is all I’ve found self-described race-realists to do”

      Pretty sure if you control for the whole “children born out of wedlock” thing, the racial difference in IQ and academic achievement metrics drops drastically. Possibly even to the point of not being statistically relevant, but I don’t have any stats knowledge.

      75% of white children are born to married parents. Only 33% of black children are born to married parents.

  18. Spudalicious

    I think they do an exceptional job here when it comes to restraint. I’m an Admin on another forum and it can be a fine line between what’s acceptable, what’s not and what fits in that vast gray area in the middle.

    And because I am a dick, I believe using the N word is racist, not bigoted. 😛

    1. Tundra

      Where are you at on wop and dago?

      1. MikeS

        Don’t forget Guinea!

      2. “The word kike was born on Ellis Island when there were Jewish migrants who were also illiterate (or could not use Latin alphabet letters). When asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary “X”, the Jewish immigrants would refuse, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity. Instead, they drew a circle as the signature on the entry-forms. The Yiddish word for “circle” is kikel (/ˈkaɪkəl/ KY-kəl), and for “little circle”, kikeleh (/ˈkaɪkələ/ KY-kə-lə).”

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kike

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Learn something new every day.

        2. Sensei

          “The more you know…”

          Interesting bit of history. Thx!

      3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Minnesodans are notorious bigots

      4. Nephilium

        And kraut, mick, polack, sheep shagger, and limey.

        1. Tundra

          Don’t forget thistle-arse.

          1. Nephilium

            That’s a new one to me!

            /adds it to the file

        2. Spudalicious

          You’re not going to trap me, all of the above go into the category of “ethnic slurs”.

          1. Tundra

            And yet every one of them applies to me!

            /proud mutt

          2. Nephilium

            I only don’t qualify for the polack one. But there really aren’t too many good ones for Slovaks or the Swiss.

            /Merican Mutt

          3. Chocolate jockey!

          4. Chipwooder

            Same here. I can claim mick, dago, limey,and kraut.

          5. I’m only a Limey Mick.

          6. Nephilium

            /points at UCS

            Look at the pure blood over here.

    2. “I’m an Admin on another forum”

      Dendrophiliacs Anonymous?

      1. Spudalicious

        I had to look that one up. I was actually disappointed at how tame it was.

    3. Potato Farmer’s Association?

      1. MikeS

        Tater Tot Spot.com

          1. I, for one, will strongly defend Mike S’s porn fantasies be it midget, tranny, or incest potato related.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Hybridization tab?

          3. SugarFree

            In the long dark night of Trump’s America, the incest potato eventually comes for us all.

          4. Spudalicious

            Now I’ve got to change my bio again.

          5. Playa Manhattan

            I only eat self-fertilized potatoes.

  19. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Just to be safe, considering current events, I’d keep an eye on all the MN posters. Something’s not right over there. I think the lutafisk has gone bad

    1. Nephilium

      How can you tell if the lutafisk has gone bad? Does it start tasting good?

  20. Nephilium

    I really wish I could ban people from using the speakerphone for conference calls when other participants are in the next cube row.

    /hates hearing the lagging echo

  21. Chipwooder

    The Socialist Party

    @OfficialSPGB
    Replying to @KatiePavlich
    Top-down government is NOTHING to do with socialism. Socialism means a class-free society with no leader, no ruling elite, no top-down control whatsoever.

    65
    6:27 PM – Feb 13, 2019

    Who wants to be the one to tell them?

    1. SugarFree

      Day-um.

    2. How do you debate someone that stupid?

      1. SugarFree

        It’s not even stupid. It’s mis-definition to the point of delusion.

        That’s not socialism at all, but end-stage communism… you know, the part after the murder and starvation, where magical fairies wave their wands and everything becomes perfect as the state withers away.

        1. Brett L

          When scarcity is destroyed because the survivors can live better by picking the trash of the former civilization than killing each other over it.

    3. Tundra

      No need. It will all become clear as they are lined up against the wall.

      1. Chipwooder

        “But….but….I’m a loyal Party member, comrade!”

        1. Tundra

          Every one of these dopey fuckwits (also a great word) needs to read Darkness at Noon.

          1. Chipwooder

            Indeed.

            On the other hand, it IS terribly entertaining when the wolves devour each other.

            Darkness at Noon is terribly underrated. I’ve read Animal Farm and 1984 as well, and liked them both, but found Darkness at Noon more powerful since it was rooted in actual history.

          2. Soyboy

            Great book

    4. ahahahahhhhhhhahaaa /dies laughing

    5. Spudalicious

      Wow, they live in the opposite world timeline.

    6. nw

      They seem to be confusing socialism with anarchy.
      I’m pretty sure *every* social animal has a hierarchy.
      I’d think that for there to be a society of any kind,
      that implies some sort of specialization. Which means
      you need some sort of control mechanism, otherwise
      you don’t have any way of providing feedback to keep
      the society coherent. I’d need to think about this some
      more.

    7. Soyboy

      Solid irony

    8. leon

      “Don’t hold us accountable for the Icky parts of our ideology no-one likes”

    9. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes, yes, of course, it’s just that stage right before utopia is achieved which is the real pisser.

    10. Pat

      They read The Communist Manifesto from back to front and their attention span only lasted a couple pages.

  22. Kosmo the Russian spy kat sez “Happy Valentine’s Day!”

    https://imgur.com/a/EyazmSi

  23. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Speaking of Smollett……

    “Smollett said he feels like if he blamed a Muslim or a Mexican, or someone black then the “doubters” would have supported his account of events immediately.

    “I have to acknowledge the lies, and the hate,” he said. “It feels like if I had said it was a Muslim, or a Mexican, or someone black, I feel like the doubters would have supported me much more. A lot more. And that says a lot about the place that we are in our country right now.”

    “I will never be the man that this did not happen to,” Smollett said. “I am forever changed. I don’t subscribe to the idea everything happens for a reason, but I do subscribe to the idea that we have the right and the responsibility to make something meaningful out of the things that happen to us, good and bad.”

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The guy is just an idiot. No need to use racial epithets.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Keep on digging Jussie, keep on digging.

    3. Christ what an asshole!

    4. Gustave Lytton

      His lies and hate? Is that what he’s acknowledging in there?

    5. Chipwooder

      I’ll buy in, dear Jussie, just as soon as you explain to me why you kept the noose around your neck for the next 45 minutes.

    6. invisible finger

      Why did HE assume their race (or even their religion – wtf?), especially since he claims they had ski masks on?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Let me decode the world of the ignorant for you:

        “Muslim”= dark skin

        “Christian”= white skin

        “Hindu”= dot

        Remember, these people are definitely not the bigots. They just like stereotyping people in very ignorant and child-like ways

        1. No feather?

          RAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!

    7. Playa Manhattan

      “It feels like if I had said it was a Muslim,”

      Translation: If I had fabricated the story differently

    8. Soyboy

      When you’ve picked out a villain, never let up. We were wrong about the MAGA-wearing Covington teens? Well, the real problem is MAGAtards ripping on journalists on Twitter. A MAGA-wearing duo probably didn’t attack Smollett? Well, the real problem highlighted here is that MAGAtard doubters on social media are bigots.

    9. It would be rather fun if the CPD had been actually holding onto that missing minute of video, just to let JS dig ever deeper, only to “find” it after he was irretrievably committed to his lie. A man can dream.

    10. Pan Zagloba

      He hired Hyperbole as a press agent?!

    11. Mad Scientist

      “It feels like if I had said it was a Muslim, or a Mexican, or someone black, I feel like the doubters would have supported me much more. A lot more. And that says a lot about the place that we are in our country right now.”

      It does say quite a lot that about Jussie that he can so easily turn his own conjecture into “the place we are in our country right now.”

    1. >>rogue robot lovers

      Album title or Synthwave band?

      1. nw

        Nicely ambiguous as well, gives your fans
        something to argue about.

    2. Pat

      Fears of government surveillance via sex robot coming from people who voluntarily equip their houses with dozens of always-on video and audio listening devices that we know from verified leaks the government can and has used for surveillance purposes… Like, sure, I guess it’s true as far as it goes but… really, this is the device that put you over the edge?

      1. …not so funny when you’re being blackmailed for having severe, uncontrollable premature ejaculation (and not the verbal outburst kind).

        1. Pat

          5 INCHES AND 5 MINUTES ARE AVERAGE!

          1. Gustave Lytton

            10 minutes 12 inches

            I picture HM as a Caribbean George Lam.

          2. Spudalicious

            Yeah, I think you’re coming up a little short there.

    3. Brett L

      Its still going to be in the PM links, but I acknowledge your primacy.

      1. So this was technically a first for the PM lynx? Like a non-causal First?

        1. Brett L

          Sure. I’m mostly just admitting I pre-made them, and I’m not changing them just because you put up a link I’m using there.

          1. MikeS

            Instead of ignoring Q’s link, I’m going to click on it so I can ignore yours in the PM links, thereby giving yours the deference it deserves.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I commend your shitposting talent, MikeS

          3. MikeS

            *blushes*

            It’s my small way of contributing to the Glibertarian Experience™.

  24. SugarFree

    I would like to say, in our defense, at least we don’t produce a podcast.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      You honestly need to make a podcast

      1. SugarFree

        Everyone makes fun of my accent.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Even more reason to do it

        2. SugarFree

          Although, we have pitched the idea of Hat and Hair dramatic readings, but no one has stepped up to make them.

          1. Rhywun

            CPRM, you’re needed in aisle 3.

          2. Gadfly

            The Christmas Carol H&H would make a fine dramatic reading.

          3. Mad Scientist

            Or the Shakespeare H&H!

        3. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I have a voice made for Helen Keller Radio.

          I volunteer.

    2. Tundra

      Shit.

      *deletes submission idea*

      1. Playa Manhattan

        You can do it. The Minnesota accent is far more palatable than Sugarfree’s Foghorn Leghorn accent.

        1. juris imprudent

          I would think you need the two together – kind of like Hubert Humphrey and whichever Southern Senator it was that FL was modeled on?

  25. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Yesterday we discussed with Jesse about the Fred Durst porno. Did anyone watch it yet? I’m thinking of suggesting it for Valentine’s Day and then sleeping on the couch

    1. I saw it years ago. Low production value and oddly shaped male genitalia.

      2/10.

      1. SugarFree

        And Durst’s dick was hella weird-looking too.

      2. invisible finger

        He was alone?

        1. Chipwooder

          Wasn’t Scott Stapp involved too?

    2. Chipwooder

      Beats watching Limp Bizkit videos, I’m guessing.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Talk about a low bar

        1. juris imprudent

          While actually listening to Nickelback.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      You should suggest a reenactment.

      1. You volunteering?

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Would Playa?

          1. Playa Manhattan

            I get to be the dad.

        2. SugarFree

          He is a master of penis puppetry. His all-ball Wuthering Heights brought me to tears.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            +1 Groove Tube

  26. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://twitter.com/fawfulfan/status/1096118484835147776

    Remember, Democrats are not a friend to the working man

    “NYC already has more jobs than it knows what to do with, and most of the planned 25k hires would likely have been out-of-staters moving in.

    This deal would have driven up housing prices more than wages, in what’s already an outrageously expensive city. It was a bad investment.”

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      There is nothing worse than having too many jobs, in a City that has an unemployment rate above the national average, and people moving into a state whose governor just complained about Florida stealing all its people

    2. hate_speech

      One of this idiot’s other tweets / trolls:

      I’m especially looking forward to President Harris enacting the Green New Deal by executive order.
      0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes

      1. leon

        That is some stupid

        1. hate_speech

          He has to be trying to wind people up right? No serious person would support any of those three positions.

    3. Those comments just gave me AIDS. Expect a bill from my virologist.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Talk about being dramatic. HIV, maybe. But, no way you got AIDS from that

      2. Pan Zagloba

        On the upside, the comment above probably gave Richard Florida a stroke, so it evens out.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Dick Florida deserves a stroke

      3. hate_speech

        It’s not the death sentence it used to be!

    4. SugarFree

      That profile and pic and picture of his wife… Jeebus, it’s a tale worse than any I’ve ever told.

      1. Raising funds for bariatric surgery?!?!

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        You don’t find the cowboy hat to be genuine? It’s only two sizes too big

        1. SugarFree

          It fit back before she started eating him.

      3. invisible finger

        I ignored the link until you said that. I need an HM link to cleanse my eyes of that.

        1. Hrmm… link insurance to cover treatment after… mishaps?

      4. Rhywun

        “Proudly on the spectrum”

        oh my

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          “If they ever found a cure for autism, libertarianism would die overnight”

          – Dave Smith

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Wait, which spectrum are we talking about?

          2. SugarFree

            Given his hat fashion, autism.

  27. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Mad TV Fred Durst beach party:

    https://youtu.be/L5tzbehsJFA

    The captured the obnoxiousness perfectly.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      That’s pretty good.

  28. Playa Manhattan

    As of right now, the comment count is 898,767.

    The race starts now.

    1. The race started a while ago. You’re falling behind the pack.

    2. invisible finger

      The race? What are you, Hitler?

  29. Certified Public Asshat

    Hahaha:

    You have to be tough to make it in New York City. We gave Amazon the opportunity to be a good neighbor and do business in the greatest city in the world. Instead of working with the community, Amazon threw away that opportunity.— Mayor Bill de Blasio (@NYCMayor) February 14, 2019

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      LOL

    2. Playa Manhattan

      This didn’t age well:

      https://twitter.com/NYCMayor/status/1062477665293221888

      In New York City, we measure success by how many everyday New Yorkers benefit, and Amazon’s #HQ2 will bring us $13.5 billion in tax revenue and as many as 40,000 new jobs — the biggest move of new jobs to our city in our history.
      2:49 PM – 13 Nov 2018

    3. invisible finger

      Bill DeBlasio = New York’s version of shitting on the sidewalk.

      1. SugarFree

        Vote Pizza Rat!

    4. invisible finger

      “Amazon threw away that opportunity.— Mayor Bill de Blasio ”

      I’m sure Amazon will get over it in a second or two.

    5. Foot, meet bullet.

      1. Well, he’s just noticed erosional damage to the tax base.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      I noticed David Duke has stood with her (no joke). Why won’t she denounce?

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Or Glen Greenwald, The Russian Agent Number Two (Right After Trump)?

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Yeah, it’s fun to watch the same leftists that insisted that Greenwald was a Russian puppet suddenly linking to him again.

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Is it anti-Semitic to describe Max Berger as a “Judas goat“?

      1. Kapo works too.

  30. Well my son is home from school and suggested watching Tremors (the first one).

    Bonus story: The first time that my lovely wife saw the movie, she was scared enough that she had to put her back against the wall and slink out of the room. I kept telling her it was a comedy but she didn’t believe me. Years later she can watch Tremors after we watched some old Hammer and Amicus horror movies.

    1. That’s a good one.

    2. SugarFree

      Have you seen Grabbers? Tremors + Ireland + Booze.

      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1525366/

      1. no but I’ll check it out

        1. SugarFree

          Looks to currently be on Hulu.

      2. invisible finger

        I prefer my beach horror based in warmer climes.

    3. Nephilium

      The girlfriend has finally accepted that some comedy horror films are good (Cabin in the Woods, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Army of Darkness, Little Evil, The Babysitter), but still doesn’t like the so bad their good ones (Piranha [2010], Teeth, Tusk, Zombeavers). It was a struggle to get her to watch some of the classics, but she’s finally realized that most slasher films aren’t scary. They’re morality plays made for teens in the 80’s.

  31. slumbrew

    Man, I go away for a few days and miss all sorts of excitement.

    1. And all sorts of excrement. So it evens out.

    2. MikeS

      Hmmm…anyone ever seen FOS and slumbrew in the same room?

      1. I’ve never seen any of you…

        So show up for lunch at the hardware store in June.

        1. MikeS

          If it’s just going to be the two of us, I’d rather meet you in Fargo. But yeah, we’ll see if Jimbo and any others (maybe fourscore?) want to join us.

          1. I’ll at least be overnighting in Fargo, but the exact details of who can and can’t show up have not been ironed out, and will probably be only solidified closer to memorial day.

          2. MikeS

            Yeah, for sure. Just throwing out options. If you want to go out for a Woodchipper IPA at Fargo Brewing while you are there, I could be talked into it, too.

      2. slumbrew

        Was FOS pleasantly sunburnt from the Aruban sun? I think not.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      I think I read that they’re also banning commentators who type “learn to code” too

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        L

          1. invisible finger

            N

            (My coding prior to compilation.)

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Son-of-a-bitch. Fuck this place

          3. You expected conformity from a motley assortment of contrarians?

          4. invisible finger

            Compilers are just like newspaper editors. They’ll point out all your syntax errors but ignore all your tortured logic.

        1. Llama?
          Laurel crown?
          Literacy?
          LEAN?

          What?

          /Deliberately oblivious.

          1. Soyboy

            You can ban UCS now.

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            How about you first?

          3. MikeS

            Fuck off, Tulpa!

          4. Soyboy

            That’s their prerogative.

          5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            BAN THIS MAN!

  32. R C Dean

    Hammer time!

    Glibs style, not MC style.