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Good stuff, no question. I larfed, I wept ( for the future of this country).
But did you save 5 bucks?
Aww, hell–$5 is worth keeping the good stuff going.
/…………..where’s my wallet?
Fucking sweet!
Pauses Twins game to watch*
Bravo! Much better than the this horrible national anthem theater.
“Who the fuck is Jim Jones?!”
LOLOL
The squuuuaaad.
hahahahahahahahahaha!
LOL
Two killer lines. Two thumbs up, CP.
Great job cprm!
Worth every penny., perhaps the best one yet.
Those of you who want to support this continued laff-fest, please consider donating to his Patreon.
https://twitchy.com/brads-313037/2019/07/31/gillette-becomes-the-billion-dollar-losing-segment-of-parent-company-following-its-toxic-masculinity-commercial/
This pleases me.
#metoo
I’ll keep using my Gillette. Of course, it was built in 1957 when men were men and women had hair down there.
::Furiously scribbles notes::
Go on…
It’s interesting that the P&G report mentions an overall decline in grooming. I find that difficult to believe. It also kind of sounds like they’re saying that the troglodyte men and their toxicity are too slovenly to bother with personal grooming. Sour grapes, IOW.
Yeah,calling bullshit on that.
Yup, if anything they completely whiffed on the move upscale. Places like Art of Shaving are thriving, but Gillette is hemmoraging money? Not a grooming feline.
Exactly, if anything the aftermath of the metrosexual/lumbersexual (yep, that’s a thing) fad is a whole host of men with all sorts of facial hair that they do all sorts of maintenance to. I’d bet there’s more market for men’s grooming stuff now than there was twenty years ago by a long shot.
Can confirm that from my observations, men are grooming more than ever.
To a creepy level! I think it’s bizarre for men and women to go bare down there. That fur serves a number of purposes.
The lack of it is a distinct turn off for me. What, are you a Japanese Eunuch or an adolescent?? Either way, no thank you.
Bare? No.
Tastefully trimmed? I think so.
I wasn’t even thinking about “down there”, but you’re right.
Well, since we are all not running around naked on the tundra still, no it really does not.
Have you seen all the fucking beardos out there, of course razor sales have tanked, plus they are all hipster douches so any actually grooming aids they buy are going to be bespoke shit not mass produced disposable plastic crap. I buy it entirely and wish P&G and Gillette nothing but the best in these trying times ahead.
I for one have purchased my last Gillette product. Harry’s Razors is better quality at hand the price anyway.
grrrr….*half
I’ve been dumping all Proctor and Gamble products since I don’t have any Gillette products to dump.
Yay!
“I’m doing my part!”
“gillette-becomes-the-billion-dollar-losing-segment-of-parent-company-following-its-toxic-masculinity-commercial/”
Seriously, have not had a Gillette product in my house since that. They they really do think there is no consequences to their hatefulness.
Just saw another woke Gillette commercial, for their ladies razor Venus. This one showed women with scars, skin lesions, and one with spots all over her that are either hemangiomas, port wine stains or cafe au lait spots (all conditions with skin discolorations). Each woman is proud of her situation, wanting to show her unusual skin off, saying “this is who I am”. I guess a nice sentiment, but must seem strange to those who want to get modern treatment for such disorders.
Includes a montage of them shaving the discolored legs and underarms.
Question: if they are so proud of how they look naturally, why would they want to shave? Isn’t body hair also their natural condition?
Ooohhhh….Doc, you’re gonna smoke a turd in hell for that one! Those ladies are NOT gonna take kindly to your rampant use of medically-accurate terminology.
Better do some penance via long-stem rose self-flagellation.
Ew – that’s like all those smoking commercials with diseased lungs and shit.
LOL!
I stopped using shaving cream years ago when I found out that it really isn’t necessary – a splash of water is all you really need.
And then about two years ago I went to an electric shaver and stopped using blades altogether. I still have some blades round for when I feel the need to trim sideburns to a line but that’s not often.
Nice
Superb as usual. You and SugarFree have created a great universe.
Oh no……
What was your final low side pressure?
I was thinking 32-35 psig
Ambient temp was ~90º F. I was hoping for 45-55 psi (from a shitty AutoZone gauge- like I said, hardly NIST or oil-filled). I managed to cram 40 psi or so in it.
I was more happy to see it get evacuated, and hold vacuum it for a solid 15 minutes.
Ill send you a pic of my assistant
I’ve gotta say, I don’t listen to Trump, at all. I mean, I’m aware that he can be a bit… inarticulate, but… really?? Assuming this is actually him talking… wow, I can’t even.
He is a walking stereotype of the NYC real estate caste. Half mob boss, half business shark.
Bam. Trashy nails it.
He’s one hell of a bullshitter, he spews crazy word salads and the TDS crowd lose their minds, the Trumpsters thinks he’s a 6D chess grand-master(Wizard?) and normal folk (like me) just shake their heads and chuckle/sigh/mutter to themselves.
Oh, now he claims to be normal.
*shakes head; chuckles, sighs, and mutters to self*
Who says you are normal ?
I’m exceptionally normal.
The normalest. He’s so normal, you won’t believe it. You’re gonna be sick of normal.
The voices told him he’s not like everyone says.
He can run hot or cold. I’ve seen him make speeches that could be called Reaganesque, and I’ve watched him make speeches that made me cringe more than a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. The thing is though, he does come through as a real person and not a total lying sack of shit.
Why not both?
Seriously, though, I agree. Not that I don’t think he’s a buffoon, but unlike many other politicians, what you see is the real him.
Obligatory
Yeah, it doesn’t actually make me think less of him or anything. I can be a gibbering idiot at times, too.
I know CPRM is picking the best quotes, too 🙂
I agree – most national politicians come off as completely faked and rehearsed bullshit. People who literally can’t speak without a script.
Oh he comes off as a complete dipshit and all over the map when speaking. I know more articulate real life people who never finished high school who can combine words in something resembling a sentence better than Trump. It is sort of fascinating actually.
He and Obama are a pair of case studies in the different ways that you can be a horrible orator and still have charisma.
^^
But at least Trump doesn’t sound like he is talking down to and lecturing you.
Pair? We are on 5 straight grade F orators. Bush II was just as incoherent as Trump, Clinton sounded like a Little Rock Funeral Director selling a widow the Deeeeluxe model, if Bush I managed a complete, grammatical sentence I d on’t recall it. Reagan was the last President who knew how to orate.
Honestly, Reagan is probably an outlier farther back than that, right? Maybe Kennedy…?
“Uh uh uh um and and and uh um and well, um see it’s like…..”
When Obama’s reading the teleprompter, he gets into the rhythm of a southern preacher. I personally hated that up / down bullshit but some people loved it.
When he’s off-script, he’s a mumbling retard.
Looks like Biden’s had another stretching since the last debate.
Hamstrings?
Earlobes?
Jowls?
STEVE SMITH SHOW YOU WHAT GET STRETCHED
I noticed that too.
I feel like the production quality has increased tremendously. Also, Bigly funny.
Very much this. It’s my favorite so far.
Plugs, the answer is plugs
Was it Flavor Aid or Flavour Aid? I have missed out prime time on way too many Hat and Hair episodes. I didn’t know CPRM had contributor categories. What level would a cheap bottle of cologne get me? By cheap bottle of cologne I mean an airline bottle size of bottom shelf bourbon.
That “subpeona, no collusion bit” sounds like Colbert’s impersonation of Donald Trump.
I say we lay waste to California
Leftists are already giving it the Baltimore treatment.
CNN Brings You the Greatest (Clown) Show on Earth
I like how anyone who is even halfway sane doesn’t stand a chance at the nomination. I also like how CNN has effectively pay-walled the “debates” it is hosting.
And I like how constitutionality, or the legitimate/legal authority of the federal government is never a consideration.
“Open borders is a right-wing talking point.”
Hey, it worked last night.
“Republican talking point” has become a Democratic talking point.
They’re pouncing!
“How dare you challenge my position the way the opposing candidate/party will!”
Right? “You’re not supposed to challenge me! How dare you ask how I intend to pay for my grandiose plans or how my immigration policy is anything besides “let them all in, because”!”
Will it work?
Superb installment!
Well done CPRM, I larfed,
jonestown……
Democratic platform: Jail babies with their parents in adult prisons!!
Right?!
Or don’t jail them at all as long as they have a child with them. (And they oppose any attempt to hold them long enough to determine if they are related to the child.)
And none of them know what political asylum is for.
All I can think of is the time in trailer park boys that Ricky used all the kids to steal barbeques to avoid jail time.
I think the Democrat platform is traffic kids as much as you like. How many kids entering with an adult are the adults actual child?
Different feel tonight. Last night seemed a little more even, tonight there’s a couple of large fish swimming in the tank and a bunch of remoras just hanging on for the ride.
And the Blue Dog Democrat is now officially on the list of species about to go extinct.
Were protestors just chanting “Rudy Guliani for President!”?
I thought it was “we need protection!”. In other words, heckled from the left.
Ah. I really couldn’t make it out, or the earlier ones.
LOL @ Biden being heckled for deportations.
It is a tad ridiculous for him to jump on the open borders train when his administration was anything but.
That’s the beautiful irony. Obama wanted to look tough on illegal immigration, when he was anything but, so he changed what counted as a deportation and voila, he deported way more than Bush. On paper. Biden is now getting hammered, and can’t tell the truth.
Hell 90% of the photos they use to nail Trump about the awful conditions at the border camps were taken during the Obama administration. This keeps getting pointed out and ignored.
And they’re still doing it!!
Wow.
Castro has watched a ton of Obama videos.
Some would say…….
If he says Make No Mistake I’m taking 3 shots.
Let me be clear…
“I…me…my…I…me…my…”
Folks!
Drink!
Not to mention a bunch of Bogart movies. Same hair style.
Castro’s hair can’t talk with that much gel.
Booker doesn’t answer the question at all lol
Yang said something sensible. I’m going to faint.
The immigration comment? Notice how he then trailed off as he realized how close he was to implying that skilled engineers are better imports than some.. . um… difficulty um… (Oh crap I am about to find out where successful Asian businessman ranks in the stack)
“LOOK OVER THERE!”
The comment that jobs have been displaced by automation not immigration.
Please, Cory, squeeze out a few tears.
Or take a swing at Biden.
And now for the free college portion of the show…..
I want one of them to come out with the real college plan. Free tuition for Grievance Studies majors. B-school and STEM pay.
Jesus, you people are actually watching it? I thought you guys were joshing, I’m going to go read “Where Eagles Dare” drink a few more Strohs and pass out, have fun with the idiocy.
I had all of three beers last night, and still had a lingering hangover all f***ing day.
Admittedly, they were 22oz beers, but still.
Never drink 3 or 4 beers. Enough to give you a bit of a hangover but not enough to have any fun.
they were 22oz beers
*tipsy calculator calculates*
Thats like 5ish, not counting alc content. You were maybe correct to be hungover.
“Where Eagles Dare” great read. I picked up a library book off the coffee table that my wife got at library. Some shit about the Royal Twits and all. Flipping through it, it appears Charles and Diana were fucking almost everything that caught their eye. Probability is great that Prince Harry is not Charles’ son. Lots more entertaining than watching the Phillies or the other losers in the debate.
Alistair Maclean?
I have the song in my head now
Crazy Eyez says the same thing on every topic.
Lay waste to California. Burn all the hippies.
Finally, somebody’s talking sense.
Fucking tags, how do they work?
Burn all the tags!
CORY SAID SHITHOLE!!!!!
+1 super duper bonus point for naughty words
And if he doesn’t want us picking and choosing who immigrates, how is that not open borders?
Then Biden said millions more immigrants should come.
They really don’t want anyone even slightly to the right of Bernie voting for them, do they?
I don’t understand how no one who has their ears hasn’t been telling them this isn’t going to go over well with the normies.
Why appease Kulaks and wreckers, when it is so much easier and more ideologically pure to starve them?
They are just hoping that this shit won’t be brought up by their media arm when it comes time to face off with Trump. It’s a good gamble, really.
Fuck.
That’s true.
And the Republicans will never bring it. It wouldn’t be nice
I suspect a good portion, maybe even a majority, of Democrats are convinced that loyal leftist immigrants will replace evil Republicans.
Free Stuff!
Some math for the debates.
Those votes aren’t going to buy themselves.
Biden calls Crazy Eyez racist after fondling his arm!
Good job by Booker for calling out Biden, who had the balls to talk about not imprisoning drug users. Fuck you Biden.
Booker tags in DeBlasio who pounces on Biden for blaming Trump for Eric Garner’s murderers getting off. Biden with the standing 8 count.
OK now I am mad. We have the VP at the time, the NYC Mayor at the time and a NY Senator at the time now talking about punishing cops over killing Eric Garner. Fucking scumbags. And they’re blaming Trump!!!
Mom: “I always voted Democratic.”
SP: “Why?
Mom: “I have no idea.”
Her honesty is refreshing.
“Crisis!”
“Emergency!”
What a shithole we live in.
I have no idea if criminal justice is “broken” but the rather dramatic drop in crime since, oh, 1994 might be a data point worth considering…? Rather than tossing out some hand-picked gotchas?
BOOKER STOLE THE KOOLAID LINE!
Flavour Aid.
Oh yeah!
I’ve had about as much as I can take as last night.
Whoa, smooth move into your only talking point, Andrew.
I think de Blasio is just there to make the rest of them seem smart. I really love New York City, but something is deeply broken there if they chose this albino turd to lead them.
Nobody voted. Like 10% of the city actually voted for him.
Guh.
^ This. Turnout was 17% IIRC.
And yes, something is deeply broken here. But the blame doesn’t solely lie with the voting-age population.
I so wish SugarFree was here.
Skype me on an iPad and tape me to the Roomba.
So you WANT to scare the dog?
OK, tape me to the dog.
I’ll nail you to a rat.
Related.
Kyle
Ok Yang, what can I get from you for not being a criminal? Lets talk numbers here?
Oh great, busing.
Yang just proposed handing prisoners money when they come out of jail. Proposing medicare for illegals wasn’t a sufficiently offensive way to spend money.
This debate needs more Eric Garner.
Not one of the fuckers can say that he wasn’t doing anything that should be a crime in the first place.
But they can use him as a prop for a “national conversation” all right.
please see my above rants re: the Garner pandering. Nobody can stand on dead bodies better than a politician
Kamala is really looking to beat out Warren for the status of top bitch.
She is about 2 seconds from shiving Biden.
Or Tulsi.
Oh is there another debate tonight? Glad I’m skipping this one as well.
Harris is trying to get me to see the upside of segregation.
LMAO
But she’s not black…
And? With better data you can create smaller divisions.
See Social Justice.
Lol that is exactly what I was thinking. “If the evil racists that Biden loved so much had there way Booker I would not be here and Obama would not have been president” Hmm, and that is an argument in what direction?
Booker is lucky he’s smart enough to breathe. It’s certainly questionable.
Get her, Tulsi. Twist that knife.
Answer the fucking question, Willie-sucker.
I thought Buttegieg was on last night?
Tulsi looking like Wonder Woman tonight.
I mostly hate her politics but she is kinda dreamy, isn’t she?
LOL @ Gabbards “use them as free labor line” that’s what you call a bitch slap. Throw in withholding evidence double bitch slap.
Damn!
She’ really is dreamy isn’t she…
:Winks at Mike S.:
Never change, Don Lemon.
Racist tweets again!
Drink!
Million Dollar preschool for everybody?
Fauxcahontas already did the free-everything thing last night.
antidiluvenal?
of or belonging to the time before the biblical Flood.
No hyperbole here.
That would be antediluvian, He said Antidiluvenal.
Shit, you’re right. Anti-Flood? Who’s pro-flood, except, you know, the sane?
The Pharaoh?
Egyptians used to be pro-flood.
Flo?
Tampax?
Flow, Tampax is pro heavy flow.
Mirror cake makers?
Who said that? I won’t watch that shit.
I think it was Inslee. It was one of the Non Biden white men
Figures. Inslee is a crayon eater.
“after the president’s racist tweets” Ok I know it is CNN but….
Facts. First.
The Baltimore rat question is really close to Castro’s “heart,” a bellows run by four of them.
*slow clap*
Oh, I get it. Nice.
*Standing Ovation*
Rofl. Awesome coinkidink… or is it?
And now for the We’re all gonna die portion of our show
protects him from not being shot? so white privilege makes you get shot? These people are all retards. Forget their ‘ideas’ these people are too stupid to employ as ditch diggers.
I’m out – can’t take any more of these idiots.
Yeah, the climate chaos nonsense is just too much. Back to Skyrim.
How many hours do you have on that game? It’s only been out for an eon.
It’s still fantastic. I’v put ~300 Hours in
( I know that’s not a lot for a game, but it’s one of the games i have put the most hours in)
508, but I may have lost some time on record due to some database reset.
I’m on my 12th playthrough, I think. I’ve done everything, all the major questlines. Just something to do.
I am replaying again as well, and I think I am also dropping this tardfight before I shoot myself
After the relative flop of Fallout 76, hopefully they won’t make the new Elder Scrolls online interactive (or whatever you call console MMOs.)
I havn’t played for a while. Lately been on a Witcher 3 Binge.
I think Gillibrand is actually retarded.
Green energy race with China, just like the space race. Once we hired Nazis to build our research and engineering capacity. Now we will hire commies to dismantle them.
That is one stupid woman. Senator Weathervane is an apt name.
OK……..Gillabrand just forced me out. I’m done. May I say as someone who grew up trailer park poor white trash go fuck yourself you race baiting white privilege whore. And speaking of whores, I am turning it off while Kamala is speaking……
Have a great night all!
How did her and DeBlasio get in this?
White privilege.
yeah, it’s scary to think 100,000 (I think? whatever the threshold was for tonight) unique donors actually gave to Deblasio. Maybe all New Yorkers hoping he stays out longer?
Holy shit.
Horowitz just referred Comey for prosecution.
*It’s Happening gif*
Got a link?
^^^ The most important thing.
Republican talking point!!!11!!!
Prosecutors found the IG’s findings compelling but decided not to bring charges because they did not believe they had enough evidence of Comey’s intent to violate the law, according to multiple sources.
First rule of Deep State: It Never Happens.
We’ll see what Barr does next. I think he’s got Comey’s scalp in his sights
OK, so one reason given for not prosecuting is lack of intent. Again (as with Clinton), intent does not matter, right? WTF is wrong with these people?
Yeah, no intent for little people is a mitigating factor at sentencing.
Well in this case the document wasn’t classified as confidential until after he leaked it.
And already swept under the rug
https://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/455616-james-comeys-next-reckoning-is-imminent-this-time-for-leaking
Man, now I know what Swissy is always mad about.
Wait, I don’t see any puns!
I said mad not slender homosexuals
DeBlasio: The gov’t will go into every apartment to check for lead!
I’m not making this up!
As NYCHA falls apart. lulz
For fucksake are we actually having lead paint as a presidential election issue? No problem too local for the Fedgov.
The chips are just so darn tasty!
and a stage full of people seem to have grown up eating them
Black women are the most valuable voting group now? How is ranking voter importance by race and gender not racist sexism?
Maybe, but the thing is they found a bunch of those old charts outlining racial purity and are trying to re-purpose them.
Kirsten has the best hair.
I’ll give the Democrats credit. They have 3 candidates I would on the stage.
“we’ll let private insurance exist, as long as they can play by our rules; if they cant- then they’re out”
Im about to Elvis my TV
Is that where you try to shit in it, but suffer a coronary and die on top of it?
God, I hope so.
“we’ll let private insurance exist”
How long can they continue to play supreme controller of peoples livelyhoods before the people run them out and stick their heads on pikes?
Russians tricked black Michigans into (Michiganders?) into voting for Trump!
Thank you Crazy Eyez for keeping me entertained.
Hmm Interesting play in Detroit. Let’s see how it goes.
Blacks don’t have agency. Everybody knows that they’ll believe anything.
Plus they’re incapable of getting a VoterID, it’s too hard for them.
They don’t know how to find the DMV.
Castro credits Obama for current job growth! Am I delirious? Did that just happen?
Current dogma is that when they aren’t tearing down the economy, any positive aspect is credited to Obama.
It really is ridiculous. Obama presides 8 years of the slowest growth in decades but as soon as he’s out the great economy is all due to his economic prowess?
I’m not watching but I’d believe that. They (leftists) operate two conflicting narratives at once, especially on the economy. Current bill is Obama’s and also the economy is not “working” for the average person.
The booming economy is because of Obama.
No. It’s because of Trump.
And in distant third…
Maybe it’s because we have record low interest rates and are running giant deficits. *And some deregulation.
I see the Fed cut rates today. I heard the speculation this morning and thought the news host misspoke when he said the fed might be cutting rates. If anything, I was thinking they would raise them. Was the rate cut a response to Trump’s rhetoric?
It’ll be fun to watch the press conference and see how they justify the cut.
Yes
I feel your answer applies almost any time this a component.
Heart work cprm.
It’s amazing the quantity and quality of articles and features this week.
Biden not down with TPP
These people are completely separated from reality. I mean, there’s some serious bat shit crazy on that stage.
Ya know, I dont usually watch MSNBC. In fact, I make a point to avoid it.
But when I do, I feel like Im having reverse chemotherapy. Like, its actually transmitting cancer.
That’s more than a feeling. It’s fact.
You invoked.
Poll: Gillibrand, carpet matches the drapes?
I’m betting on hardwood floors
How do you get mustard stains on your drapes?
Seems like a good Google search before I retire.
The drapes match, but not the upholstery.
No. She’s obviously a bleach blonde.
These cocksuckers talking about Afghanistan and blaming Trump? Wasn’t the Peace Prize dude President for 8 years?
Well ya know Vietnam was Nixon’s war. Children don’t like to take responsibility.
That one still befuddles me. Team D lied our way into that war – literally – and then escalated it beyond all recognition without ever having the commitment to actually win. And then Nixon deals with the mess and gets us out – and they’ve spent every second since he took office blaming him for Vietnam. That one didn’t take long either… I was 10 when Hanoi fell, and by the time I graduated high school I don’t think anyone in public would claim anything other than Nixon and the warmongering republicans were responsible for Vietnam.
At the time I didn’t understand media bias, so I didn’t know where that might be coming from. But having watched how politics is covered for the last 40+ years, it is readily apparent how it works. But I still don’t get how people who were actually there can’t remember.
Like during the Clinton run for president in the 90’s and the whole controversy about his draft status. They told absolutely contradictory stories every other week, and each time the news anchor pretended like the story had never changed – sorta 1984 style. Nobody ever called them on it. It drove me nuts. Perhaps that is why my “team neither” politics lead me to heap more vitriol on the media than on the inept candidates.
If it makes you feel better, I don’t associate Vietnam With Nixon.
If it makes you feel worse, when i was in school Vietnam was just a “bad time” in the US, but defiantly no one was to blame…
“Peace with Honor”
For you youngsters, that’s how Nixon promoted us losing in Vietnam.
Nothing more honorable than a good carpet bombing on the way out the door.
Dude, there was an article a few days ago about a 79 year old lady in St. Louis who was getting jail time for feeding stray cats, which apparently is illegal in that part of St. Louis and people were blaming Trump. Seriously, if you can’t blame Trump or global warming for something, what is your purpose in life?
“Wasn’t the Peace Prize dude President for 8 years?”
He tried to do something, but Republicans wouldn’t let him. I mean even when dems had a super majority and were able to cram shitty healthcare laws down all out throats, they were’t somehow allowed to stop killing poor sheep herders in 3rd world sand traps.
I say we lay waste to California, burn all the hippies, LOL! The Squad! I almost spit beer on my monitor, damnit!
You want to know how ridiculous politics and political beliefs can be?
https://mashable.com/article/donald-trump-lost-trump-history-september-11/
The left is all over Trump’s “lie” that he was a first responder at 9-11. You know, the statement where he literally says he wasn’t a first responder?
In this article they go after him for claiming that he had a bunch of men working at ground zero. They say that a former fire chief didn’t see him down there. But we have video of him from the national news actually being there and talking about getting more men to the site – at the time that it was actually happening. Really odd that you’d have to go to the recollections of others when you could just turn to the video tape and be done with it.
Anyway, TDS is so strong with them that they photoshopped Trump into the Rosa Parks bus in order to ridicule him for taking credit for her actions. You know, that same famous photo that Barak Obama recreated to help build his image by putting himself in her seat? Yeah, that one.
All projection, all the time.
I was a Stack Exchange question about this (I think it was on Skeptics Exchange). The Most voted answer said that the statement was “Likely False”. Further evidence for my hypothesis that Empiricism is a fraud and that people will push what they believe rather than what is True.
See my comment just upthread about him getting blamed for a St. Louis district jailing an elderly lady for feeding feral cats. Yeah, they’ve completely lost their fucking minds.
Well, I’ll be damned. I thought he was kidding.
Does anyone on the left get bothered that the candidates are trying to buy their votes by promising them the impossible? Wealth Taxes in the manner proposed are Unconstitutional.
Or do they just assume that Roberts will find a way to make it so.?
It’s like they just assume a majority of Americans will soon be A. unemployed and/or B. mentally ill.
Gotta love how he relies on people to just assume that the taxed money would end up in their pockets.
His entire career is like a parody. The kind of parody where you are glad you don’t live in New York.
WTF is that thing on the right of that image in the header? I’m going to have nightmares now.
She’s gotta be pissed. Random lady just happens to be standing in the shot and now the worst photo she ever took is on a presidential candidate’s main fundraising page. Nice.
Tax on assets. Not income, assets. What an evil plan. What an evil person.
And once the assets are gone? What happens then?
New tax on existance.
Welfare! Welcome to the rolls, comrade! Now, you are our equal.
Yeah, an asset tax pretty much is the real-world version of Rush’s “The Trees”.
Bill Whittle documented how it would work.
I wonder if/when MLS will stop embarrassing themselves with these “All-Star” games versus [random European team], you know, in contrast to the way “All-Star” is supposed to work.
How bad was it?
I keep saying it. North America can’t seem to understand the importance of developing midfielders. I find we under appreciate its function. And don’t get me going with their hate of subtle midfield play.
But if you playing on the midfield, how is the mid supposed to grow?
BY NOURISHING IT WITH WATER.
0:3
And that’s with every Euro-has-been like Wayne! and Zlatan! and Bastian! on the pitch.
Hooolian says Ahdeeooos to Doughnald Trump.
Booker says Detroit has “defiant love”. STEVE SMITH LIKE BOOKER.
Harris says against predators that put babies in cages.
Biden says he is afraid of 8 more years of Donald Trump. (Not kidding)
And it’s done. Only watched the last ten minutes, but I’m confident I know the main points.
Wonder how they trained rats to be Bilingual.
The wall of animated gifs is a nice touch.
Better?
*pukes*
Just finished that train wreck. Who was dumber, Biden or Senator Slingblade from Colorado?
I believe Harris my be the most evil, amoral presidential candidate in my adult lifetime*.
*I was around for Johnson but I was just a kid then.
She always giggling and laughing.
And not in a good way.
I wonder how anyone could possibly support her, Sanders or Warren.
Then I’m reminded that ‘I fucking love science’ has 24 million followers.
At least Tulsi smacked her.
“She put over 1,500 people in jail for marijuana violations and laughed about it when she was asked if she ever smoked marijuana,”
Good.
And she needs to face that music more.
That was nice. Somebody needed to.
She is going to be the first “prosecutor-president” and no one else said a word.
Tulsi shivved Kamala in the shower.
She’s a woman of color. Being tough on crime is not going to count against her.
If she wasn’t busy touting a $4.8 trillion increase in spending, I think she’d have a 90% chance of winning. But somehow Ms. law and order is suddenly Ms. Uber-Socialist.
Well, for get the “somehow”. The authoritarianism and abuse of power is the thread that pulls it all together.
“I think she’d have a 90% chance of winning”
Winning what? the democrat nomination? Not even that, she’s a hateful fucking cunt who makes Hillary really look like your sweet grandma, and Trump would make it come out in spectacular fashion. She might win CA and NY because apparently those states are full of mentally disabled people. Outside of that, forget it.
“Now–I may just be a simple, small-town Cali-for-ny-aye prosecutor, he-uh…I may not know much about fanceh speecha-fyin’, or working with a legislachuh’…
BUT! I know a thing uh two about rounded up them poor, lost souls; lost to the druhgs and debil’s weed…and usin’ them to make a point about how we have ta do BETTUH about whom we elect to run evehthin’ ’round he-uh.
So, vote for li’l ol’ your’s truleh..”
/Harris, if this were about Georgia instead of California
Here it is
https://youtu.be/Cfp_IIdVnXs
Eat em and smile, you have to love it.
Harris’ voice is grating. She needs to get rid of the nasal quality.
Lots of blinking during K’s response, too. I wonder why….
Blinking or just that closed eyes, head shaking thing she does. The move of pyschos when they can’t murder you on the spot.
Yes, very much this.
And, why you no Riddick gif any more?
Got complaints from HR dept.
I…..huh………I can’t even. But, OK. Feasting on the life force of innocents works, too.
Maybe she learned that as part of the Canadian tippy-tops – I wonder why none of her opponents have called her out on her fake “downtrodden resident of Berkeley” crap yet.
Savage. ✊
Linked already? Maybe. Still worth another look.
https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1156652069694189571
TV’s on (NOT to the Dem debate nor the post mortem!) so I turned on the closed captioning in the H&H video, but the CCs are in…Portuguese. Porque??
What were you expecting?
Pidgin.
Okay, that would be more appropriate.
They were completely bizarre Portuguese translations that had no resemblance to the audio.
I had no idea YT had CC. Of sorts.
So, I wasn’t the only one, then. Thought CPRM was trying to send me some kind of coded message.
/blink twice if you’re OK, C!!
“but the CCs are in…Portuguese. Porque??”
Why the hell would you want to subject yourself to that level of stoppid I don’t know. You’re not watching Globo are you? That’s like the Brazilian version of CNN. If you have to watch it, stick to the novelas and just look at the gorgeous female bumbums, turn off the sound.
Not all of us can watch H&H vids (or, any others) at the proper volume at this time. CC’s normally help if there is something unclear.
https://archive.li/RwE7o/a734c9ec3447dd4eca6f1098507e91711ea91cb4.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/rI5rj/fdaae24e9c88768ceaf0d8ef73a7aa17f28543b0.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/mt0UK/e9ed40ca18e33f471d8a43acff666ca952f7c0ab.jpg
NSFW.
None of those links work for me. Tig ol bitties so big, they time out a browser?
+ 1400 kps
Amy Poehler’s hotter sister?
Is that an actual
thingperson?My comment or Q’s photo?
I have no idea. I was just hallucinating/free associating.
I’ll allow it.
Hey, guys, I know it’s late and like all of you actually work, right? But I had to reinstall my OS a couple of days ago and I can’t remember what that app is we can use to make the threading here better. Can anyone remind me? Thanks, brahs.
Here y’go. Monocle is stable but less fully featured. Eyepiece is also pretty stable, still having new features added on occasion, and more compact.
And the link to that is on the front page. Just scroll down
(in case you need to find it again)
It’s like you even read the articles… JK, thanks.
Thanks, Trashy! You the man.
If OMD keeps running these ads he will win, biggly.
https://pjmedia.com/trending/the-squad-campaign-ad-for-trump-hits-democrats-where-it-hurts-good-times/
The Dems have no idea what to with a counter puncher.
I don’t think they know what to do with their leading candidates. The non-socislists are going nowhere and they are openly opining the top tier can’t win because they are too far left. This ad will help cement that idea for the whole party.
I don’t see why a Socialist can’t win the presidency. They seem able to win everywhere else on the planet.
Trump accidentally got it right when he said the US is not a socialist country.
Hope he’s right. Problem is that you give inches for decades and then you wake up and realize it is a socialist country whether you call it that or not.
Even parts of MSNBC are calling out the free shit brigade.
https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/07/31/mccaskill-progressives-post-debate/
I’ll trust her on that. I haven’t been back in years. Looks to me like the left tried to take a foot instead of the inches they’d been getting consistently.
One more sensible perspective:
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/in-michigan-the-unknown-2020-candidates-seem-like-the-grounded-ones
“Best timeline”… I can do ‘McAfee crazy’, sure. But, I’m just not there on ‘Williamson crazy’.
OMD and their messages.
Did not disappoint
Oh yeah! Take that!
https://youtu.be/a3ROofd1aA0
Warning: Ted’S level of hate ahead.
My browser’s latest update has broken my ad-blocker so now I have to sit through anti-vaping propaganda to watch a fucking Flock of Seagulls video? Yeah, no.
You read the warning.
Ha, I approve of the video. The warning doesn’t apply.
Flock of Seagulls
You are a strong man Rhywun.
Strong like bull, even.
Rhywun is so tough US Army psyops wants his playlist.
Ooohhh…good one!
Also, I agree.
Who or what is OMD?
Likely a typo. OMB.
Beam caught my poor typing. My shame is complete. I will take Merle’s advice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbOqORIvWM
“Keep America Great!”?
Clearly in the pocket of Big Oil Transport
How is DeBlasio polling above 0? I’m not sure his wife will vote for him.
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/07/31/no-cory-booker-did-not-get-heckled-they-were-still-heckling-bill-de-blasio-cnndebate/
The “funny” thing is that Deblasio is the most anti-cop mayor, well, ever. Of course, it’s all based on racist “equal outcomes” bullshit but there it is.
I don’t understand his problem with NYPD beyond his belief they are all racists. He isn’t a civil libertarian. Corruption isn’t his issue. So what else puts him at odds with the cops?
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1057/9780230523937_2
LOL maybe
Lol. He wishes.
I think that’s all it is.
Makes sense in its own way.
I figured out where Trump’s gloating reminded me of
https://youtu.be/j8nZBlPfR7Y
Almost perfect. They did get the book keeper.
Looks quite good in HD, for a 35 year old movie
That was a great movie. It’s even ZARDOZ approved.
“DID IT SOUND ANYTHING LIKE THAT?!?”
It’s a pulpy work of beautiful art.
My kid loves these videos and judging from the view count she’s not alone. Couldn’t find a more annoying sound if I tried.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVrUoUB_QWY
“Why come the Japanese playin’ with white dolls?”
/since I couldn’t understand, I went with low-hanging comedy
That high pitched screeching is incomprehensible to me, too.
Surprisingly, this woman is NOT Japanese.
/it’s safe–just…be prepared.
It’s not all about race, round eye.
Did you just assume my eye shape???
I mean, you ARE right…
Sounds like a random episode of Aggretsuko minus the death metal.
It’s some kind of ゴウコン (dating dinner party) the devolves in game playing. Was hoping for spin the bottle.
Haven’t been following Matt all that long, so, I’m not exactly used to seeing him snark.
This, though is pretty fantastic.
That was good.
We do snark online, but I don’t do it much at all in meatspace. The passive aggressive BS that lady uses seems to become the norm for TDS women. Jordan Peterson and Bill Burr have it right: some women don’t know what the limit is when being a cunt because you can’t pop’em one.
Ok, which Glib did this?
https://youtu.be/dHxK_f5P8yk
I’m guessing Slammer.
Lach or Straffin is my guess.