Author: Banjos

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone especially this dude.

 

Democrats privately admitted their subpoena requests were “overbroad”.

 

Alabama passes bill requiring child sex offenders to undergo chemical castration before being released.

 

LA homelessness surges to 59,000.  For some reason this reminds me of someone I know who started feeding stray cats a few years back and is now overrun with them.

 

Youtube declines to deplatform conservative comedian Steven Crowder after massive push by the SJW mob for his mocking of some Vox queen.  Here’s Crowder’s apology video.

 

Tracy Morgan crashed $2 million Bugatti minutes after buying it.

 

DC restaurant industry rips Crazy Eyes after her push for $15 per hour minimum wage for all.

 

Can we make this a trend for all overzealous prosecutors not just the ones targeted by the angry woke mob?

 

So stunning.  So brave.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

 

 

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone not living in Silicon Valley.  Feeling left out of the fun, the moron brigade wants to join in too.

 

Mueller’s key witness, George Nader, arrested for a second time for child pornography.

 

In the Trump era, stories like these are not the massive bombshells like they use to be.

 

Judge throws out House Democrats’ lawsuit against Trump for his reallocation of border wall funding as they lacked standing.

 

My governor is better than yours, except for maybe those of you living in Arizona.  Texas and Arizona appear to be in the midst of a deregulation competition.

 

CA State Bar moves to suspend Avenatti’s law license.

 

Bernie pulling the Anti-semetic card after Politico runs an article critical of his finances.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone!  The hyper emotional children that is known as the modern Democrat Party are screaming for impeachment after Mueller’s statements from yesterday.  I hope they do at the same time all the documents are unclassified that shows the whole Russian hoax was created by and perpetuated by Fusion GPS working on behalf of Hillary and various bad actors in the intelligence community.  The contrast of their weak charges of obstruction against that of the reveal of evidence proving that the entire thing was an attempted coup would be fantastic beyond words.

 

Louisiana passes its own abortion heartbeat bill.

 

Cub’s batter becomes emotional after accidentally hitting a young child with a foul ball.

 

Cuomo brothers still battling over who can be the bigger dipshit.

 

Federal agencies push back on claim that they sanctioned private border wall construction.

 

Meh, I don’t care.  If I ever happen to be at the shithead’s grave, I’ll take a long piss on it.

 

Florida Teacher writes WTF on student’s science assignment.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except for those living in Dayton.

 

Senate Republicans are vowing to crush any impeachment efforts.  Technically, at that point he’d already have been impeached, they’d be squashing the trial.

 

Why do people have no respect for us?  Seriously, why?

 

Won’t someone please think of the drug dogs?

 

Heh.

 

College student sues college after being suspended because of a photo with firearm.

 

That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

 

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except for those living in Jefferson City Missouri who were wiped out by a tornado.

 

Feds bring new charges against Avenatti, this time for misappropriating nearly $300k from Stormy Daniels.  Here’s a nice compilation from The Washington Free Beacon of the press fellating Avenatti.  And here’s Tucker Carlson accusing the creepy porn lawyer of taking advantage of Stormy.

 

White liberals want to force their pet minorities into failing schools that minorities desperately wish to escape.

 

Rand Paul splits with Amash on Trump impeachment.

 

67% of Dems are as smart as a sea sponge according to Crazy Eyes.

 

120 people arrested at “Go Topless Galveston” beach party.

 

Smarter people listen to instrumental music.

 

I agree.

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is!

 

Crazy Eyes’ adventure into adulthood continues as she discovers farming.

 

Farmers raise wages and are using more automation due to the Mexican shortage.

 

Cohen admits it was plausible that Trump didn’t tell him to lie to Congress.

 

DO IT! DO IIIIIIIIIT!

 

Maddow’s ratings plummet to a yearly low.

 

Nevada gives a middle finger to its own voters.  It’s going to be hilarious when this backfires and Nevada and Colorado and all the other blue states who are voting in similar bills are forced to give up their electoral votes to someone they detest like say, I don’t know, Trump.

 

Scientists are using CRISPRs to fight against super bugs.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except for those affected by last nights tornadoes.

 

Declassification is a comin‘

 

Some of the documents to be declassified are claimed to be a “game-changer”.  And merely “days away”

 

Twitter takes down a video that provided an English translation of an Al Jazeera video that implied Jews benefited from the Holocaust.  FYI, the other way to get taken down from Twitter is to mock middle-aged pussy hat-wearing cat ladies.

 

Michigan Man awarded 1.5 million after serving 45 years for a murder he did not commit.

 

Niki Lauda dead.  (hat tip Mad Scientist)

 

70% of Dems want to experience a starvation diet.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along my day.

 

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is!  Red states push to drastically limit or in the case of Alabama (outlaw) abortion continues apace with Missouri’s Senate passing a bill limiting abortions to 8 weeks and Louisiana is up on-deck.  The left might have to boycott all the red states in the US and not just Georgia.

 

I have to say, I’m highly amused by the freakout from the left over the abortion restriction push.  Not because I’m pro-life.  It truly shows the bubble many in the left have been living in.  When the left talks about how the majority of the population being ok with abortion, they are correct, but they’ve fooled themselves into believing that that meant that they were in lockstep with them wanting abortion up and through college graduation.  60% of the population are ok with 1st trimester abortions.  But only 28% agree with 2nd trimesters and around 13% agree to 3rd trimester abortions.  The heartbeat bills are not going to be as politically unpopular as they think they will be.

 

Trump’s pick to the 9th circuit has been confirmed by the Senate.  Now he needs to move to add another circuit out west, not for political purposes, it’s just ridiculous how much territory it has to cover and how backlogged it is.  It’s covering a population of over 61 million people, twice and three times the size of other circuits.

Based on 2010 United States Census figures, the population residing in each circuit is as follows.

Circuit	Authorized judges	Population	Percentage of US population	Population per authorized judge
D.C. Circuit	11	601,723	0.19%	54,702
1st Circuit	6	13,970,816	4.47%	2,328,469
2nd Circuit	13	23,577,940	7.54%	1,813,688
3rd Circuit	14	22,498,612	7.19%	1,607,044
4th Circuit	15	29,788,417	9.52%	1,985,894
5th Circuit	17	32,646,230	10.44%	1,920,366
6th Circuit	16	32,105,616	10.26%	2,006,601
7th Circuit	11	25,001,420	7.99%	2,272,856
8th Circuit	11	20,568,237	6.58%	1,869,840
9th Circuit	29	61,742,908	19.74%	2,129,066
10th Circuit	12	17,020,355	5.44%	1,418,363
11th Circuit	12	33,268,699	10.64%	2,772,392
Federal Circuit[Note 1]	12	N/A	N/A	N/A
Total	179	312,790,973	100%	1,747,436

 

Bill Barr publicly asks Pelosi if she brought handcuffs to arrest him.

 

Police execute search warrant on Catholic diocese of Dallas.

 

Sky penis, a dramatic reading.

 

Alex Jones’ interview of 14 year old comedian “Soph”.

 

Crap, ran out of time.  That’s what I get for ranting.  Here’s song.  Gotta go.

 

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone not living in the 10 largest US cities as they are all drowning in debt.

 

John Solomon’s latest article.

 

As the blue states are pushing to allow abortion up through college graduation, red states are pushing it to the limit as well with Alabama passing a bill that bans abortion, written with the purpose of challenging Roe v Wade.

 

The baddest motherfucker in the state of Nebraska.

 

Texas and Boston voted America’s sexiest accents.

 

Youtube has taken down the fantastic video from the 14 year old comedian that Buzzfeed attacked.  It’s is available on Bitchute.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.