Author: Banjos

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for…everyone including those with TDS as Mueller will release his report today and everyone will see what they want to see.  The report will probably show that Mueller spent the last two years trying unsuccessfully to build a case for obstruction (which is nearly impossible to do without an underlying crime) as he knew from the start Russian Collusion was complete bullshit.  When Barr came onto the scene, he put an end to the idiocy.

 

After the report has been released, the fallout from the intelligence community’s malfeasance begins.

 

 

Man caught with 2 gas cans in St. Patrick’s Cathedral in NYC.

 

Girl obsessed with Columbine, who was considered a threat, found dead.

 

 

Australia Man.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

 

 

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except those living in Yuma.  Not due to the state of emergency they had to declare over illegals, it is just an overall shithole.

 

UVa students asks Beto why he gives so little in charity.

 

Lots o’ pouncing.

 

Man posing as a deliveryman tries to assassinate a woman with a crossbow he hid behind a giant box.

 

Alan Dershowitz happy for the opportunity to prove his innocence against woman accusing him of sexual abuse via a defamation lawsuit that she filed.

 

Ohio Man.

 

Bikini models being chased by Kangaroo.

 

That’s all i got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone but history buffs and Catholics as Notre Dame Cathedral or as the waiter at the restaurant I had lunch at yesterday called it “some old building” burned almost to the ground.  As always with these types of news stories, there are always heroes that emerge.

 

 

Four white men lead the Democrat Party primaries.

 

Pelosi takes small jab at Crazy Eyes.

 

New Jersey woman faces 4 years in prison for a Go Fund Me scam.

 

 

Meteorologist received death threats for interrupting Masters with tornado updates.

 

Another drug case thrown out from botched drug raid.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas and what a glorious morning it is for everyone but those who value freedom, exposure of government corruption, and true journalism, as Julian Assange has been arrested after having his asylum withdrawn.

 

 

AG Barr confirms “Spygate”, pissing off many in the media and some democrats as well.

 

AG Barr to take federal approach to pot.

 

 

Former Obama Aide expects to be indicted in case related to Mueller probe.

 

Pentagon awards a billion dollars in border wall construction contracts.

 

That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

I’ll leave you with one article, and go back to work.

 

I’ll leave the rest to ya’ll.  Have at it, you crazy kids.

Good Morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone but the corporate news media as Nunes appears to have plans to sue everybody.

 

 

Ukrainians perplexed as to why US prosecutors have no interest in evidence of Democrat collusion.

 

 

Trump shaking things up.  Shake up blamed on that Jewish “white nationalist” Stephen Miller.

 

 

Democrat presidential candidate’s battle to out leftist each other continues apace.

 

 

Man who saw his father kill his mother as a young child, finds her remains in the backyard of his childhood home.

 

Autopsy of 99 year old woman discovers that her organs were backwards.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone including Russia Truthers as The New York Times is giving them hope with this article.  In the end, it makes no difference anyway what the actual report says, they’ll see what they want to see.

 

Meanwhile, the exposure of the intelligence community’s malfeasance is starting to be dripped out.

 

14 year old boy found wandering Kentucky claims to be a boy who disappeared 7 years ago.

 

Crazy Eyes acting tough with her retarded fan base on Twitter by having imaginary conversations with Trump.  The man has been audited every year.  Like most things Trump, I can’t imagine after all this time anything seriously damaging having not been revealed yet.

 

If I owned any Boeing stock, I’d be selling it.

 

Was Casimir Pulaski actually a chick?

 

 

 

Man slaughters and butchers neighbor’s pet pig for no apparent reason.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  What a glorious morning it is for everyone including WACO bikers where the remaining 24 indictments regarding the massive cluster fuck that happened almost 4 years ago have finally been dropped.  I look forward to the biker’s massive pending lawsuit against the city, former police chief, and former DA.

 

 

Ohio teenager arrested for allegedly having made numerous Swatting phone calls.

 

South Carolina following in Georgia’s footsteps with pending abortion bill.

 

Is this part of that war on the press that the Dems are always yammering on about?

 

 

 

Chinese woman caught inside Mar-a-Lago, during Trump’s visit, with malware on a thumbdrive.

 

 

Do not use this technique when dealing with troublesome co-workers.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except creepy Uncle Joe whose handsy past is catching up with him.  I do not know why an old white male like Joe thinks he has a chance, doesn’t he know it is not only a minority woman’s turn but that it is also the #MeToo era?!  God bless you, batshit crazy SJWs.

 

 

Creepy Uncle’s Joe real problems are beginning to be a lot bigger than his handsy nature.

 

Representative Ilhan Omar being probed for possible campaign violations.

 

Say what you want about the Kardashians, how many victims of the drug war have you gotten freed from prison?

 

No shit.

 

The sound of millions of Millennials crying out in terror.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone but John Brennan who appears to be in some serious shit.

 

 

Trump now ready to release FISA docs, as some predicted, he was forced to wait until after the investigation as investigators could have used the release as a reason to charge him with obstruction of justice.

 

 

Video of AZ police raid on parents who didn’t take their son to the hospital after his 105 fever broke.

 

 

 

Avenatti hasn’t filed his taxes since 2010.

 

House Democrats still desperately looking for dirt on Trump.

 

This sounds awful, pain exists for a reason.

 

Even the most hardcore anarchists are cheering this on.  Now if they can find the source of the bizarre Chinese robocalls I’ve been getting everyday.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.