Author: SP

  • Poll: SP is back and she has a question

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    So, since relocating to Phoenix, I’ve been focused on different weather events than previously while living in the Midwest. There it was tornadoes, and blizzards, and ice storms. Here? Heat and humidity (and lack thereof).

    We’ve had many beautiful, perhaps even perfect, days and evenings. 75F, 15% RH, light breeze, big fluffy clouds floating around during the afternoon; 55F, 30% RH, still, dark nights with a zillion stars visible overhead.

    If it were like this year round, I’d be a happy camper.*

    That is completely subjective, of course.

    WebDom and my MIL: “That’s so cold!”

    OMWC and the Big White Dog: “It’s so hot!”

    So, I’m curious to hear what weather conditions the Glibertariat prefer. How about it?

     


     

    *But, sadly, it was 91F today (with air quality alerts) and expected to be 100F tomorrow.
     

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  • What Are We Reading – February 2019

    This has been a month of transitions for the secret cabal of Glibertarians who run the site. Location changes, states of being changes (J.W. has finally had her top surgery and would like to be known as Jedwina going forward), so most of us haven’t done much more reading than rental, tax, medical consent or estate paperwork lately. So if you’ve read something, please fill the howling void left behind and let’s give Jedwina some great suggestions to pick for next month.

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    Not a whole hell of a lot to be honest. I keep chipping away at “Roadside Picnic,” which makes video games like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Metro 2033 make more sense, but I always have a hard time with the cadence of Russian genre fiction (translated to English) that I can’t quite put my finger on. I burned through a bunch of the Nightwatch series by Sergei Vasilievich Lukyanenko a few years back, and while I enjoyed them immensely as fluff sci-fi/fantasy, something about the storytelling tripped me up while reading them. I’ve also been picking away at Aristotle’s Rhetoric which is equal parts interesting and dry. Some of the allusions to classical figures allude me for I am not well educated, but it’s been very neat to read up on the art and science of making good arguments.

    Brett L

    I re-read most of Nathan Lowell’s Trader’s Tales from the Golden Age of the Solar Clipper they’re not super complex books, but kind of easy to get into. Its basically Merchant Marines in Space. Some might find them incredibly boring, but I really like them. I also read Smoke and Summons, kind of a weird, steampunk meets magic book about a woman who is somehow bound to and can be forced to channel a demon. She escapes from her evil magician owner and falls in with a thief who just happens to be the son of the head of the church. It was an interesting read, but obviously part of a much larger work. Written by the woman who wrote the Paper Magician, which, come to think of it is how I would describe that book. Oh, and I re-read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson. I wish he’d spent a third less time describing TEOTWAKI and a third more time describing the post-human future. Oh, and a metric fuckton of Microsoft Azure documentation.

     

    Old Man With Candy

    As you can imagine, my normally limited reading-for-pleasure time has been more limited than normal. But being sent back to the frigid prairies last week, I had books with me on the airplane, chosen less because of an urge to read them, but what’s tolerable among the few that have been unpacked. It had been decades since I had read the Foundation trilogy and my memories were not as fond as the books’ reputation. I spied Second Foundation among the small pile of available books and grabbed it. It’s readable but… that’s about it. It suffered from every fault I remembered: too stuffed with stilted and unlikely dialog, cardboard characters, predictable plot twists. Meh.

    No excuses needed for Frederik Pohl’s The Siege of Eternity, a sequel to The Other End of Time. I think Pohl was incapable of writing a bad book. This isn’t great Pohl, but it is in every way a better book than Second Foundation. And as a libertarian, I enjoy imagining a future where rebellion against government has broken out everywhere, in this case at the instigation of theologically-driven aliens as part of their attempt at conquest.

     

    SugarFree

    Backed up to read Charles Stross’ The Delirium Brief before finally reading the newest Laundry Files novel, The Labyrinth Index. Still an enjoyable read, but I think Stross is getting bored with writing the series. Another installment without Bob, this time focusing on his psychobitch ex-girlfriend Mahri and her attempt to deal with the United States version of The Laundry, variously referred to as The Black Chamber or the Nazgûl. Anything more would be spoilers.

    It read a wide smattering of short stories about cannibalism and then Shane Stadler’s nasty little foray into torture porn, Exoskeleton. If you’ve been longing for a mash-up of Martyrs, Carrie, and The Boys from Brazil, this is the answer to your prayers…

     

    Mad Scientist

    Jason Fagone’s Ingenious is a story about several of the colorful characters competing in the automotive X-prize: 100 MPG (or equivalent, for battery power) in a car that could be mass produced. The author knows almost nothing about cars or engineering, so this is mostly a tale of the teams building the things, and which of their teammates they don’t get along with, who they love, and blah blah blah. The book isn’t long on environmental doom and gloom, but it’s definitely in there. Some of the teams surprise you with a decent finish in the competition despite their duct tape and bubble gum build. Others, attempting to use a Harley-Davidson engine to spin a generator, drop out early with completely unsurprising problems: too loud, too much vibration, and too unreliable. But made in America, so, you know, fuck yeah. Overall the book is an engaging read, but you won’t learn anything about vehicle engineering.

  • Poll: Moving vs. Relocating

    Good evening, Glibs!

    I’m still here. We’re running into all kinds of weather-related problems that are seriously messing with our timing…and everything else. Hard enough to do this relocation thing anytime. How to make it even more challenging? Let’s bring on snowstorm after snowstorm! We barely dig out of one and the next one hits. And the temperature keeps dropping.

    Poor OMWC has been having to go out (over and over) to drop off donated items and acquire more boxes…and packing paper…and tape…and bubble wrap (and not because I’m popping it all, I swear). Since we have a large roll-off container taking up the entire driveway (the image on the site front page is our actual front yard this morning), and there is no street parking in our neighborhood, this entails hiking through the snow drifts up to a neighborhood park’s parking lot, digging the car out of where it’s been plowed in, and finally bringing the car to the house to load, carrying everything down our snowy, icy, sloping driveway. Gee, I don’t know why he has bruises the size of a dinner plate. (It wasn’t me, Officer!)

    One of the biggest concerns? Yep, that’s going to be loading and moving the wine in subzero temps next week. Oh, yeah, and loading and moving everything else we own, too…although that’s the problem of the big moving company with a very similar name to an airline. As of right now, they don’t plan on postponing.

    So, tonight’s question.

    How many times have you moved residences as an adult? How many times have you relocated?

    I don’t ever seem to just move. I always relocate. This will be cross country relocation number nine. I don’t mind telling you, I’m a little sick of it.

     

    Your turn!

     

     

  • Polar Vortex Open Post

    Well, Web Dom has frozen pipes, frozen car doors, and a frozen computer.

    So you get a Bonus Open Post! Don’t squander it!

  • Coming Attractions & Saturday Night Open Post

    Hey, kids.

    Still here, but we are in the countdown stage now. 10 days until the movers come and load up.

    Holy crap, I wish I hadn’t typed that. Now I need another cocktail…or maybe I’ll just skip right to tequila shots.

    Anyway, the good news is we have finally secured a house, with the help of a family member of one of the Editorial Team. Woohoo for Glib connections!

    The bad news is that this winter storm has scuppered our dinner plans with Swiss and wife. We had no ulterior motives whatsoever. Just a nice, relaxing dinner…after taking advantage of the fact that Swiss can blow everyone (except Warty) away in Feats of Strength. Nothing major. We just had a “few” 200 pound objects for him to lift and put down.

     

    Even though my life is literally in shambles, the website will nevertheless be here to amuse and enlighten the Glibertariat.

    Of course, there will be links brought to you by various Link Artists. Artists such as Banjos, Brett L, OMWC, and most likely others who were selected for the Links Pro Bowl and not the Links Super Bowl and will therefore be available.

    Not Adahn makes two appearances this week, first, with his regular IFLA forecast tomorrow, and then Tuesday with more daydreaming. Spudalicious brings another meaty post tomorrow afternoon.

    Monday, Fourscore writes a letter to a certain “men’s publication,” and Web Dom will probably be by with another Vegan School post.

    We’ll hope for another terrific/terrifying Hat & Hair from SugarFree, and I’ll bring you a poll.

    Make sure to check in on Thursday when dbleagle’s second installment on the South China Sea drops at 11 a.m. GlibTime. Also Thursday, in the evening we have a special government shutdown treat from Tonio.

    Friday brings the monthly What Are We Reading post, and Saturday mexicansharpshooter will be back with another review/not a review.

     

    Alrighty then. Pour me another drink and let’s get on with the Saturday Night Open Post!

     

    (Go Chiefs!)

     

     

     

  • Employment Survey 2019

    Back in January 2018, we did a survey of the work life of the Glibertariat.

    Well, we have many new members since then, and many people who have changed jobs, careers, or directions in life. So,  I thought we were due for an update.

    Since then, I’ve formed a new boutique agency with Web Dom. With our combined education and experience, and employing a couple contractors, we are able to provide website design services, digital marketing services (including copywriting, and social media/email marketing management), coaching and management for online businesses, and a few other services that are not our core offerings. With my plan to re-enter healthcare being stymied by a zillion things–now also including a cross-country relocation, this agency and my ongoing product photography work will consume most of my professional life for the foreseeable future.

    How about you? What are you up to work-wise in 2019?

     

     

  • Thursday Wednesday Afternoon Links of Liberty!

    Everyone who might have provided actual links is suddenly unavailable due to work nightmares. I’m unavailable due to relocation nightmares.

    So, this post is an exercise in self-reliance! Got links? Great, please share them!

     

    I’ll be back tonight with my regularly scheduled Wednesday night post, though.

     

     

     

     

  • Coming Attractions and Saturday Night Open Post

    Hey, there, Glibsters.

    While OMWC attempts to secure housing in PHX, I’m back here attempting to pack up the current house. It’s…taking a long time. Mostly because I’m currently drinking and watching football playoffs. (Congrats, Mojeaux!)

    Anyway, you don’t come here to hear about my problems.

    Despite my preoccupation with the shambles of my life, there will still be great content on the site next week, thanks to your fellow Glibs!

    As always, there will be links from OMWC, Banjos, Brett L, various non-humans as per usual.

    Not Adahn has an IFLA forecast for us tomorrow (which I’m afraid to read, having received enough challenging news lately), and Nephilium brings us another terrific brewing post.

    Monday, we’ve got Pie Ponders from PieInTheSky, and Web Dom returns with a Vegan School post, now that she’s settled in a little bit. Tuesday, Tonio submits The Glibening, Part Six for your approval— OK, he really doesn’t care what you think and neither do we—read it anyway, and CPRM has an animated treat for us.

    Wednesday, we expect SugarFree to share his…unique…take on current events, and in the evening, I’ll have a poll on which you may weigh in. Thursday, dbleagle shares some very interesting, and sobering, insights on the situation in the South China Sea, and Kinnath gives us the scoop on actually making wine (which you know I’d drink right now no matter how your first efforts turn out).

    On Friday, Animal continues the interesting history of the six gun, and Saturday, we are expecting a review/not a review from mexicansharpshooter, who will soon be my neighbor, poor guy.

    (You know, it behooves me to mention that you, too, can write for the amusement and/or education of the Glibs community. )

     

    And now…on to the ever-popular Saturday Night Open Post!

    Have a great rest of your weekend, kids! And pour me another cocktail while you’re up.

     

  • Poll: Spy Devices in Your Home

    My 84-year-old dad, with whom I am very close, has severe tinnitus. It’s lately become so bad that he’s stopped using phones. He just gets so frustrated and annoyed that he can’t hear.

    Since Dad also refuses to use email the last couple years, and I’m now moving very far away from him, which will limit in-person visits, I called my stepmom and asked if she had ideas about how to stay in touch with him, besides old-fashioned letter writing (which he doesn’t do). She thought maybe she could get him to use Skype or similar, under protest, but since I’m The Favorite he might do it to talk to me.

    When relating this conversation over encrypted chat to Web Dom (who has just moved 10 miles from my Dad, lucky girl), she mentioned that my crazy sister (the California crazy sister, not the New York crazy sister) wanted to send Dad a Facebook Portal for Christmas, but Dad nixed that idea because he hates everything FB stands for, doesn’t want to make an account, and, shut it down with, “Enough of that happy horseshit, I WILL NEVER USE THAT DAMN SPY DEVICE!”

    That all sounds just like Dad. The shocking part came in the next sentence out of Web Dom’s fingertips: Well, the rest of the family uses it.

    Me: What do you mean by “rest of the family?”

    Web Dom: Your favorite Aunt, your favorite brother, your crazy sisters….

    The list went on and on.

    Me: Back up. My favorite GOVERNMENT-SPYING-IS-ILLEGAL-AND-COPS-SHOULDN’T-HAVE-DRONES brother is using FB Portal?

    Apparently so. Indeed, not only that, but he apparently also has another Alexa digital assistant device in his home.

    WTF!?

    So, who needs to perform illegal searches and wiretaps nowadays? We are voluntarily giving access to random hackable- and subpoenable-entities to view everything in our homes, know every contact we make, know how long and to whom we speak, hear all our conversations, know every item we purchase.

    I find this absolutely chilling.

    So, this week’s question. Do you, would you, have a Facebook Portal in your home and/or office?

    You probably know my answer.

  • SP’s Biscotti Times Two

     

    I had planned on a post of vegetarian Super Bowl apps for party planning. However, time being at a premium during this relocation process, you are getting my go-to biscotti recipes instead.

    These are super easy to make and delicious, IIDSSM. Enjoy!

     


    SP’s Biscotti Times Two

    Ingredients

    2 cups white sugar
    1 cup butter softened
    4 eggs
    4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
    4 teaspoons baking powder
    3/4 teaspoon salt
    1/2 cup brandy
    1 1/2 teaspoons anise extract
    1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    1 cup almonds, slivered
    1-2 tablespoons anise seed

    Instructions

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Place parchment paper or silicone baking mats on two half sheet pans.

    In a mixing bowl, cream sugar and butter until fluffy.

    Add eggs one at a time, incorporating each before adding the next.

    In a measuring cup, combine brandy, anise extract and vanilla.

    In a separate bowl, mix flour, baking powder and salt.

    With the mixer running, alternately add flour mixture and brandy mixture to the butter mixture, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients.

    Stir in the almonds and anise seed.

    Wet your hands with cold water. Using your hands, drop dough onto prepared half sheet pan, forming two 2-inch wide x 13-inch long strips on each sheet. Moisten your fingertips again as needed and smooth dough into logs. (Seriously, using your hands for this step is by far the most efficient method!)

    Bake about 30 to 35 minutes or until golden and firm to the touch.

    Cool the sheet pans on racks until completely cool. Turn oven temp down to 300 degrees F.

    Cut fully cooled logs on the diagonal into 3/4-inch thick slices using a super sharp knife. Place the slices cut sides down on the sheet pans.

    Bake for about 20 minutes, turning after 10 minutes, until cookies are dry and slightly brown. Remove to a rack and cool.

    Variation: Apricot & Almond Biscotti

    Substitute almond extract for the anise extract and omit the anise seed.

    Stir in 1 cup chopped dried apricots. Continue the process as described.

    After these biscotti are completely cooled, I like to dip one end in dark chocolate. White chocolate drizzle also goes well.

    In place of the apricots, you could use dried cherries, or dried cranberries for a seasonal twist.

     

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