Thursday Wednesday Afternoon Links of Liberty!

Everyone who might have provided actual links is suddenly unavailable due to work nightmares. I’m unavailable due to relocation nightmares.

So, this post is an exercise in self-reliance! Got links? Great, please share them!

 

I’ll be back tonight with my regularly scheduled Wednesday night post, though.

 

 

 

 

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435 responses to “Thursday Wednesday Afternoon Links of Liberty!”

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    I got nothing, and live in the back of a garage

    1. Enough About Palin

      I had a friend who lived in a garage in Minneapolis’s Camden neighborhood year-round. We called it his little cabin on the alley.

      1. pistoffnick

        I have a friend who lived in a barn during his first 2 years of college

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Camden always reminds me of Camden, TN. The Tennessee Camden was where I once ate at an all-chitlin buffet. So it was pretty rustic.

    2. I got nothing, and am still at work because Microsoft sucks and won’t provide basic customer service to a client paying them untold millions for e-mail.

      1. Who here knows postfix?

        1. Dr Mossy Lawn

          yes?

          1. When ‘relayhost’ is set to [oneserver]:25 what would make it send outbound mail to [differentserver]:587 ?

          2. nw

            Entry in the transport table?
            Some sort of virtual domain setup overriding the relayhost?
            Which version of postfix?

            Hard to diagnose without seeing the config file.

          3. Transport table is four lines which only impose throttling rules on our four biggest recipients so we don’t get flagged as spammers.

            Postfix 2.9

            And there are no virtual domains I am aware of lying around.

          4. Dr Mossy Lawn

            Are you actually using squarebrackets with names to bypass MX lookup?

            so the main.cf relayhost= is a last chance rule, do you have any transport maps configured? those have priority.

            as a mercenary way to check, grep for 587 in the config directories.. that port isn’t selected by random, and usually indicates that the relay wants to use username/pw for relay authentication.

            there are some other technical options, but I would look there first. Next I would do some network snooping to see if any dns _tcp records were being used.

          5. The square brackets with names are there because DNS is broken thanks to Unisys, and the IP of the relay is in /etc/hosts .The only reference to 587 is in the commented out old version of the line when we were supposed to be using [differentserver]:587 . And yes, the config has been reloaded since the change was made.

          6. nw

            Any settings for relay_transport or or default_transport? (If you want to take this
            offline to not belabor the post with arcana of mail server configuration trouble shooting,
            you can shoot me an email (if you can :)) at flowstone.net.). It’s been a while since I’ve
            used postfix 2 though, whether or not I’d be any more use than reading through postconf(5)
            is questionable. Happy to try to help though.

          7. Dr Mossy Lawn

            I would think it was odd to use an /etc/hosts entry when you could just use the raw IP in the config if you are statically configed anyway.. but ok.

            Since [differentserver]:587 was in an older config, I would make sure that particular main.cf is really being picked up. and that the system be fully stopped and restarted, not a reload.

            There was also probably a username/password aligned with the older 587 config. are the pointers to that still in the main.cf?

            do you get anything interesting from postconf -df ?

          8. I found it. I also found how to fix the DNS while looking.

            While postfix’s main.cf was correct, there was still something that referenced the submit.cf from /etc/mail . There the old relay was being referenced.

          9. nw

            Glad you found it. I keep putting off upgrading from 3.0 to 3.3 because
            the current setup works, and I haven’t wanted to fight with the needed
            configuration changes. Probably do it next month sometime though.

          10. Dr Mossy Lawn

            Is this Solaris? submit.cf seems to be a solaris sendmail localization.

            This then seems like a hybrid sendmail/postfix system, I would have the submit.cf deliver to [localhost]:25. Which would then allow the postfix relay to handle the actual routing and make future migrations easier.

            I had experience with custom sendmail/mail configurations and Solaris patch bundles that would clash. I almost suspect that originally the postfix install replaced /usr/lib/sendmail with its agent.. but a later patch put back the original Solaris sendmail binary which reverted to its /etc/mail config.

          11. This is an ubuntu box. I didn’t build it, I inherited it. We’re trying to replace it for multiple reasons.

          12. Count Potato

            The original Solaris was great. Even Soderbergh’s remake was good.

          13. Do you have an opion on the changes under Ellison?

          14. Gustave Lytton

            The original Solaris was great.

            I know, right? Ever since Sun went SVR4 it’s been all down hill.

    1. Count Potato

      “Hateful conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is back on Facebook just a few months after the site kicked him off. Urge Facebook to ban him permanently.”

      https://twitter.com/freepress/status/1085563250702471168

      1. Drake

        Burn the witch!

      2. wdalasio

        From, ironically, “Free Press”.

        1. Chafed

          I’m certain the irony is lost on them.

    2. Count Potato

      “I want to make a note of something significant here. There is NO terms of service explanation being applied to this particular ban. None. No rules were broken, a mob of very bitter and angry people *just don’t like them.*”

      https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/1085348653169082369

  2. Playa Manhattan

    I just tried Shake Shack for the first time. Bacon cheeseburger with cherry peppers.

    3 stars.

    1. Nephilium

      They’re not bad, but there’s a lot of good burger choices out there. Hell, if we’ve got good choices here in Ohio, I can only imagine the selections in the real fly over area where they have cows.

      1. Mad Scientist

        California had all kinds of cows.

          1. Enough About Palin

            I like to watch them eat…

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZy4yChJkU

          2. pistoffnick

            If you didn’t post the Suburbs, I was going to.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I thought it was a bit under seasoned. If each patty doesn’t have at least a teaspoon of black pepper, it may as well be baby food.

    2. grrizzly

      According to my coworkers who frequented it, Chipotle next to my office has closed for good. Shake Shack is doing all right.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Remind me to short them again.

    3. commodious spittoon

      Shake Shack

      AKA why Oregon is sending nurses to visit the homes of newborns.

    4. l0b0t

      They have a sammich that uses a deep-fried breaded portobello mushroom as the burger meat; it’s really yummy. Also, at least here in NYC, they have much better service than ANY other fast food location. On one visit, we had a bit of a wait but got our food and sat down. A manager came scurrying over and requested our receipt. She came scurrying back with a handful of cash and told us that because the wait was over 7 minutes, they were comping our meal. I’m a sucker for good service.

      1. Rhywun

        I’ve had to walk out a couple times (at the Fulton Street subway one) because the lines were so ridiculous.

        1. l0b0t

          Yeah, that one gets crazy. Luckily, there is a even better choice nearby – Yummy Taco!

      2. Nephilium

        Wait… better customer service then Chick-Fil-A? That’s damned impressive if true.

        1. l0b0t

          I should have been more specific; best customer service amongst NYC locations. The fresh-faced teens helming the Dairy Queen in Woodland Park, CO blow New York service away.

          1. Enough About Palin

            My brother retired to Florida after living in Woodland Park. Nice area. Beautiful home.

    5. SugarFree

      I really don’t want to get all hipster dipshit about it, but the franchise locations don’t make as good a burger as the original spot. It was damn near a perfect burger. Crusty, loose but not falling apart, the almost bleu cheese minerality of dry aged beef.

    6. Rhywun

      They’re in California now? I remember when it was literally a shack in Madison Square Park.

      1. SugarFree

        They are in Kentucky now. We’ve had one for over a year.

    7. SP

      I’d eat that.

  3. NO, I SHALL NEVER YIELD TO OT LINKING!!!

    Oh, wait.

    You know who else wanted to deport people from Germany?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Grand mufti of Jerusalem?

    2. Nephilium

      Swiss, too bad it looks like you won’t be needing this as your four hour temporary mental illness will be fading…

    3. Chafed

      The Romans?

    4. Gustave Lytton
    5. Tres Cool

      Franz Rademacher ?

    6. Bobarian LMD

      Simon Wiesenthal?

    7. Spudalicious

      Josef Stalin?

    8. Rebel Scum

      Lincoln? Oh, you said ‘Germany’. . .

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Sometimes I think that PETA is just elaborate performance art. I mean, it just can’t be real, can it?

      1. Chafed

        It increasingly feels that way.

      2. SugarFree

        It’s sort of like a screeching toddler: any attention is positive attention.

      3. R C Dean

        PETA, like SPLC, Planned Parenthood, etc ad nauseum is an organization with one and only one purpose: separating idiots from their money.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Gillette breathes a little easier….

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        You expect idiocy from PETA.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Yeah, I really hope several people were fired for the Gillette thing.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Whatever executive green lighted that dumpster fire shouldn’t be in charge of anything more important than a lemonade stand.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            Lol. Get a load of snowflake over there.

            Those people should be given raises!

            /Matt Powells of this world.

    3. commodious spittoon

      These people realize that moral suasion requires, you know, being persuasive, right?

      1. Chafed

        I don’t think so. At least not anymore.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you’ve ever been persuaded by Ingrid Newkirk of anything whatsoever, you need psychiatric help.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that she’s a serial killer (of people, she’s already a serial animal killer; it’s why she started PETA).

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It’s a damned cult. I’ve met some of the employees at the Norfolk facility. To say they’re unhinged is an understatement.

        2. Nephilium

          What if I was persuaded to eat more tasty animals?

    4. DrOtto

      Isn’t it cultural appropriation to hang the eggplant on a white statue?

  4. DEG

    So, this post is an exercise in self-reliance! Got links? Great, please share them!

    Uhh… sure… first thing that came to mind:

    Mosinnagant.net on the Finnish M28/30.

  5. DEG

    Lowering speed limits enough actually increases fatalities

    Speed limits set only five miles per hour below engineering recommendations produce a statistically significant decrease in total, fatal and injury crashes, and property-damage-only crashes, according to a group of Penn State researchers.

    “If (however) you lower the speed limit by 10, 15, 25 miles per hour, or more, drivers stop paying attention,” said Vikash Gayah, assistant professor of civil engineering. “We found there was an increase in fatal and injury crashes at locations with posted speed limits set 10 miles per hour or more below engineering recommendations.”

    1. Nephilium

      You mean people really don’t obey those 7 MPH speed limit signs in developments?

      1. Chafed

        But it’s so specific it must be right.

        1. Nephilium

          I wonder if they pull over some overenthusiastic joggers or cyclists just to fuck with them in those areas.

    2. l0b0t

      We just had 8 speed-bumps installed near our house. My casual observation is that people, instead of slowing down for the length of the road, just slow down for the bumps but then drive even faster between them to make up for the time lost decelerating.

      1. Mad Scientist

        And they spend their time watching the bumps, and not every other thing in the neighborhood that could wind up in front of them.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Plus it kind of smooths them out if you hit them fast enough.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        This is why I want a Raptor.

      4. Tonio

        If you hit them at an angle it allows you to roll through them smoothly – it’s a four-point bump instead of a rocking. YMMV in vehicles with lower ground clearance.

      5. Michael

        My local alderman gifts these to any block where enough residents complain about speeding. I cringe every time I see someone roll over one without expecting it and their car’s undercarriage scrapes the ground a couple of times. Who would think that forcing drivers to temporarily lose traction and cause damage to their vehicles would be so beneficial to public safety?

        1. pistoffnick

          HR asked for speed bumps in our parking lot this summer. Now Facilities complains everytime they have to plow.

          1. CampingInYourPark

            Low testosterone is a bitch.

          2. R C Dean

            HR asked for speed bumps in our parking lot this summer.

            “There’s a ton of them, one in each parking space. I don’t see how we need any more.”

          3. “If that is insufficient, HR staffers are free to lay in the driving lanes of their own volition. Dress in black.”

    3. Akira

      I found it interesting that this Dutch traffic engineer removed most traffic regulations and (surprise surprise) the situation improved:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Monderman

      His design approach … seeks to minimise demarcations between vehicle traffic and pedestrians, often by removing features such as kerbs, road surface markings, traffic signs, and regulations. Monderman found that the traffic efficiency and safety improved when the street and surrounding public space was redesigned to encourage each person to negotiate their movement directly with others.

      1. Rhywun

        This is in line with criticism I have sometimes seen of the one-way streets that are ubiquitous in many cities.

  6. DEG

    Push to allow some 17 year olds to vote in primaries in NH

    A proposed constitutional amendment to allow 17-year-olds to vote in New Hampshire primary elections if they are on track to turn 18 before the upcoming general election was widely endorsed at a State House public hearing on Wednesday.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fine, lower the drinking age to 17.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        And gun laws.

    2. I thought that was the law everywhere. I voted in a primary at age 17 in Indiana.

      Fun fact, every time a 17 year old votes in a primary in Indiana, the NRA gives a particularly angry Indiana Murder Gun to a straight A student in the South side of Chicago.

  7. Thursday Afternoon Links of Liberty!

    So we’re not getting PM links tomorrow?

    1. SugarFree

      She’s messin’ with your mind, man.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Wait, what? *stumbles, knocks over furniture*

    2. SP

      Oops?

      That tells you exactly how frazzled I am.

      1. I’m frazzled too. The replacement tire for the one that went flat on Monday isn’t available until Thursday, and then this morning the tire on the other side went flat.

        1. Mad Scientist

          Do you live in northeast Montana or something? When I order tires from TireRack they arrive the next day.

          1. Technically, the car is in Dad’s name (it was Mom’s before she died) and he’s been using the same local tire place for ages.

        2. Fourscore

          Sounds like your tires have aged out,

          1. The one that was flat today was a replacement for one that went flat three months ago.

    3. Bobarian LMD

      We’re just gettin em early!

    4. blackjack

      Freedom’s just another word for no links to lose….

  8. DEG

    Ozzy Man’s review of gymnastics made the rounds here right?

    1. Mad Scientist

      Flippy shit!

    2. WTF

      “I’m tryin really hard not to make dick jokes!”

  9. from the H&H thread: Oregon goes full on Big Brother

    Officer: “We executed a new baby child welfare visit at 126 Main street. There was no evidence of a nursery or crib, and the child was not on premises. There were large dogs that aggressively licked my hand, so I terminated the threat. There were open stairways and unlocked cabinets with hazardous chemicals. Clearly, this was an unfit living arrangement, and the fact that the child was missing was highly suspect. We have arrested two suspects, John Doe, aged 92, and his wife Jane Doe, aged 89.”

    Dispatch: “Erm, Officer Friendly, that was 123 Main street due for the child welfare check”

    1. Chafed

      Leaving aside the Constitutional problems, how much is this leftist fantasy going to cost?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        In money, broken homes, or lives?

        1. Chafed

          Money. The rest will take care of itself.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Why should they care, it’s not their money.

    2. Spartacus

      The basic premise behind these attempted power grabs is that parents cannot be trusted with the care of their own children
      In some cases, that’s probably true. What is manifestly NOT true is the assumption that the state can do any better.
      I know that’s a utilitarian argument, but it’s the only kind of argument that many semi-educated people will pay attention to.

    3. Suthenboy

      Never gonna fly. It looks like a bill of attainder to me. It damned sure is a warrantless search. That shit will be shot down in two minutes.
      They really do see 1984 as an instruction manual, dont they?

  10. Private Chipperbot

    Lion’s cornerback finally catches offensive player.

    According to a report from WPBF in West Palm Beach, Fla., Beckham caught a man masturbating outside his daughter’s bedroom window in their Wellington, Fla., home.

    “I waited for a second and I looked again,” Beckham told WPBF. “And I see a white male and he’s standing by my window and he’s trying to get a better position.”

    Beckham told WPBF he yelled at the man, chased him down, and beat him up. Police arrested the suspect, identified as Geoffrey Cassidy. The police mug shot distributed by police shows Cassidy with a black eye and cut lip. According to WPLG, Cassidy was treated at a nearby medical center for “fractures to his face and eye.”

  11. Count Potato

    ““Traditional” masculinity is DEAD. The secret to male sexual stamina is veggies.”

    https://twitter.com/peta/status/1085573461315997696

    WTF with that video?

    1. They really want to put the soy in soyboy.

    2. Chafed

      Old news man. *Cough* See post 5 above *cough*

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    She needed a role model

    When a Gaston County teenager went missing in 2015, Lowell police officer Paul Blair was assigned to her case.

    First he found the 13-year-old, a new court document says, then he began showing up at her home late at night, bringing candy and giving her rides in his patrol car.

    Blair, a husband and father, told the girl’s parents he wanted to be their daughter’s mentor. Instead, he initiated “numerous sexual acts” with her in his patrol car while still on duty and wearing his uniform, the court document says.

    At 14, she became pregnant with Blair’s child, the lawsuit says. In 2017, the veteran officer pleaded guilty to statutory rape and was sentenced to 12 years in prison.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Not the smartest guy, eh?

    2. Chafed

      WTF were the parents thinking?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        My cynicism says some kind of payout because it’s hard to believe anyone could be that stupid.

      2. Tonio

        There are unfortunately a lot of people who uncritically believe that cops, priests, etc are above temptation.

    3. veteran officer pleaded guilty to statutory rape and was sentenced to 12 years in prison.

      If he had held out for a trial, the DA would have found a jury that would vote to acquit.

    4. B.P.

      Paul Blair, Maul Cop

  13. Raven Nation

    As noted in the last thread, re: Theresa May: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-46899466

  14. Private Chipperbot

    GM has no right to try to stay profitable…

    “GM has no right to displace over 14,000 workers, their families, and their communities,” the protest organizers continued. “These facilities are not just the ‘property’ of a corporation. They belong to the workers who have contributed their labor, and the taxpayers who have provided enormous tax breaks, public subsidies and bailouts to GM.”

    1. Gah those marxists platitudes are so boring.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        I like the ‘contributed their labor’ as if they just showed up our of the kindness of their hearts to help build some cars.

        1. Enough About Palin

          WORKER OF THE WORLD, BUY SHARES!

        2. GM’s response if they weren’t bought and paid for by the fedgov: “we tried to give employees more ownership of the company, but they kept selling their shares as soon as we gave them to them.”

    2. Mad Scientist

      So, we should give them even more tax breaks and subsidies so they can continue to employ workers to make inferior junk, right? How about this? Kill the company and sell off the assets to someone who can be productive with them.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        What do you have against Obama’s legacy?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          How about this?

          Kill the company UAW and sell off the assets to someone who can be productive with them.

    3. Rhywun

      protests from lawmakers, environmental groups and the United Auto Workers

      Um… what? Why do these things always turn into lefty free-for-alls?

      1. Chafed

        Intersectionality. It’s all things to all people.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Inbreeding.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Because lefties started those groups with one end goal in mind.

    4. Fatty Bolger

      Marxists are like roaches, you do your best to keep them in check, but you’ll never get rid of them entirely.

    5. R C Dean

      These facilities are not just the ‘property’ of a corporation.

      *checks deed*

      Uh, yeah, actually they are.

      1. Mad Scientist

        I love that the Marxists put “property” in scare quotes.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          So did you.

        2. Akira

          It’s quite hilarious that they imply through scare quotes that property ownership is a spurious notion, but in the very next sentence they assert that the plant is the property of employees and taxpayers.

    6. They should go bankrupt and liquidate.

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      Take over the means of production!

      INT: Auto union workers break into the office. Kill CEO and Accountant. Grab financial statements. Start waving them around proudly.

      Unionist #1: WE DID IT! WE OWN THE COMPANY!

      Cheers.

      Unionist #2 (takes sheets): WE’RE RICH!

      Unionist #1: Hey, I found it first. It’s mine and I say we own the company!

      Rubs paper like genie lamp.

      Uni #2: Like you can read the financials!

      Uni #1: So too!

      Begins to read. Is confused.

      Uni #1: I don’t get it. What’s a write-off?

      Uni #2: Idiot. Ignore it. Don’t you know the numbers are fudged?

      Uni #1: Right. So I guess we just have to input whatever we want and it’ll happen?

      Uni #2: Yes. That way the banks won’t ask for any money.

      Uni#1: Okay! Let’s do it!

      Uni #2: Maybe you can put down $10 000 for travel expenses. I need a vacation!

      Uni #1: Giddyup!

      Union workers below. Shout: What about us?!

      Uni #1: Hm. That’s a problem.

      Uni #2: Yeh. If we give to them, there’s less for us.

      Uni #1: Shouldn’t we make, you know, cars?

      Uni #2: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD?!

      1. Suthenboy

        You joke but that is almost exactly what I have seen happen when factories/farms get nationalized. Everything falls to shit, production comes to a screeching halt and they run out of food and toilet paper.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Who says I was joking?

          Woot woot!

      2. wdalasio

        Again, not a union fan, but that sounds a lot more like the Green New Deal “workers” who never set foot in a plant and have no intention of doing an honest day’s work in their life.

        I remember, years ago, when I was in college, hearing a talk by a UAW guy who’d sat on the board of Chrysler following their first bailout. It was pretty clear that the experience had given him some pretty clear lessons. I doubt the commies would have learned a damned thing.

    8. wdalasio

      The interesting thing in that article that really struck me was the difference in tone between the UAW and the “Green New Deal” idiots. I’m not a huge union fan, but their spiel wasn’t insane. Just wrong. The commies sounded like absolute lunatics.

  15. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Philly gonna Philly

    Philadelphia Eagles fan Kirsten Gaskins allegedly assaulted her girlfriend and threatened to harm her dog after the team’s NFC divisional round loss to the New Orleans Saints on Sunday.

    Citing the criminal complaint, Manuel Gamiz Jr. of The Morning Call reported Gaskins was charged with simple assault, harassment, cruelty to animals and possession of drug paraphernalia after she allegedly attacked her girlfriend and put her girlfriend’s dog inside a microwave at the hotel room they were staying in on Sunday.

    1. B.P.

      No dog should fit in a microwave.

      1. Enough About Palin

        ^^THIS^^

      2. SP

        Exactly my first thought. “Wait. It fit in a microwave? Not a dog.”

  16. Count Potato

    “Toto’s ‘Africa’ to play ‘for eternity’ in Namibia desert

    German-Namibian artist Max Siedentopf has set up the sound installation, called “Toto Forever,” in an undisclosed location in the 1,200 mile-long Namib Desert.

    The desert, on the west coast of Southern Africa, is around 55 million years old — making it the world’s oldest desert and the “perfect spot” for his work, Siedentopf, 27, told CNN in an email. “Hopefully the song will play just as long,” he added.

    Siedentopf is using solar batteries to power the entire installation, which consists of plinths supporting six speakers attached to a single MP3 player that contains one track: Toto’s “Africa.””

    https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/toto-africa-namibia-desert-scli-intl/index.html

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Any bets that 4channers find the location within a week and replaced it with Beck’s Loser?

      1. Tres Cool

        That. Would be. Hilarious.

      2. Chipwooder

        HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!!

      3. Gadfly

        The shifting sands will probably get to it before 4chan will.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Somehow, playing yacht rock by a bunch of white dudes in Namibia doesn’t strike me as SJKosher.

    3. R C Dean

      Hopefully the song will play just as long

      Absolute best case scenario is probably 6 months or so, unless he’s doing maintenance on his power rig.

      1. Count Potato

        Because the rains down in Africa?

    4. Suthenboy

      That shit is going to disappear five minutes after he walks away.

    5. DrOtto

      Best case scenario, it’s not stolen, vandalized, buried in the sand or repurposed by 4channers, the battery is still going to take a shit inside of just a few years, especially in that climate.

  17. BakedPenguin

    Goddamn laptop went out on me again. Goddamn piece of crap. Went ahead and bought a Chromebook, since 83.7% of what I do is on the Internet. I hate already. Fuck you, too.

    1. Semi-Spartan Dad

      I bought a new Dell laptop last year when my HP finally crapped out. I sunk some money in and thought I was getting a nice model.

      For some inexplicable reason, Dell put the fan in the back middle so no heat can actually escape. The base of the screen blocks it. The stupid thing overheats and shuts down way too easily. I’ll echo your goddamn piece of crap.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Wow, and I thought HP was mediocre.

      2. blackjack

        I just got an hp envy, and I think it’s great. It converts to a tablet, but the screen has touch capability in both modes. I scroll and swipe all the time, even in laptop mode.

        1. blackjack

          And it has solid state drive. Boots like lightning.

    2. Hyperion

      Laptop? Why? Laptops are only good for when you travel. Build a desktop. Note, I said build, do not buy pre-built garbage like Dell and HP. To get their parts, they go through land fills in China.

  18. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Socialized medicine wins again

    A 22 year old who died from dehydration whilst in hospital was so desperate for a drink of water he phoned the police from his bed for help, an inquest has been told.
    Kane, who had been a keen footballer and runner until he suffered a brain tumour the previous year, was undergoing a routine hip replacement after life-saving steroids he had been given had weakened his bones

    Kane Gorny’s mum Rita Cronin told an inquest into her son’s death that when the police turned up at St George’s Hospital, Tooting, they were turned away by doctors and she was repeatedly ignored by staff when she begged for help for her son.

    1. grrizzly

      Due to his condition, he needed hormone medication to control fluid levels in his body, but despite repeated reminders by Kane and his family, staff failed to give him the tablets.

      The Brits are idiots. You’re supposed to give bribes to doctors and nurses. That’s how it worked in the Soviet Union.

    2. Fatty Bolger

      Meh. The important thing is that Rand Paul spending his own money to have surgery at a private hospital in Canada clearly proves that socialized medicine works.

  19. BakedPenguin

    “I hate it already. You too. /asshole

  20. Tres Cool

    Hey nerds. I got a hardware question.

    My current desktop is a lenovo IdeaCentre with a Pentium (r) G2020 processor, 2.9GHz, and 8 GB of ram. The max memory is 16 GB. Would I see a substantial performance improvement by doubling RAM?

    1. What do you do with it? Just normal web browsing? Gaming? CAD?

      1. SugarFree

        Porn and Glibs, Glibs and porn. Round and round and round.

        1. Tres Cool

          Precisely this, along with usually having a couple MS_Office documents and spreadsheets going at the same time.

          I dont want Office, when its running the the background, to cause my pr0nhub video to have to buffer.

          1. Unreconstructed

            Streaming video buffering won’t be affected by your Office documents (unless you’re connecting Excel to an internet-accessed database to pull live data).

        2. Pope Jimbo

          GLORN!

    2. Mad Scientist

      Yes, substantial, if you’re currently using all 8 gigs. If not, it will make no difference whatsoever.

    3. Private Chipperbot

      She says yes.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Do you use Chrome? If so, yes.

    5. Playa Manhattan

      You’re definitely going to get good advice after calling everyone nerds.

      1. Tres Cool

        “mechanic” sounded too butch

        1. Bobarian LMD

          “Nerds” sounds too butch.

    6. Unreconstructed

      Unless something you’re doing is memory bound (very large documents, LOTS of programs running concurrently using RAM and swapping to disk a lot, etc.) probably not.

    7. Nephilium

      Maybe, define substantial, and the general workload of the system… luddite.

    8. Not Adahn

      check to see if your computer is infected by the “system32” virus. If so, delete it.

      1. Tres Cool

        -1 syskey

    9. Hyperion

      “My current desktop is a lenovo IdeaCentre”

      FAIL! Build your own PC.

      “Pentium (r) G2020 processor”

      What is that?

    1. BakedPenguin

      We all knew it was coming.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Putting herself in a sticky situation.

        1. Enough About Palin

          Me? I’m all for political intercourse.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          Sounds like a bunch of bull-cocky to me.

      2. Rebel Scum

        knew it was coming.

        Which is what I always say but the gf is always surprised.

    2. LJW

      List of things I’d rather do than partake in a progressive gang bang… Never mind don’t have time to list them all.

    3. Tres Cool

      She coulda tried harder to sound hip and said “Busto

    4. leon

      Is that… Is that Judge K i see there?

    5. R C Dean

      So, is running trains a good thing now? Because I remember an extensive discussion in the Senate recently that indicated it was a bad thing.

      1. Mad Scientist

        So long as the right people are getting fucked, it’s fine.

    6. Rebel Scum

      Leftist policies do fuck everyone.

  21. Dr. Fronkensteen

    UK politician not getting it.

    https://twitter.com/DerbyChrisW/status/1084512498609504257

    States “housing programme on track in Venezuela”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s amazing that there are Chavista apologists still active.

      1. BakedPenguin

        She has nice boobs, so of course they’d keep her alive. C’mon, Scruffy.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Nice boobs will get you a house just about anywhere.

    2. Unreconstructed

      No problem housing people when you run millions out of the country!

      1. SugarFree

        And the mass graves.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Counting cardboard boxes as housing units also works.

    3. Chafed

      Another useful idiot.

    4. LJW

      That’s a strange way to hand someone keys. Why is he cupping her elbow?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        He missed going for her breast?

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Reading thru his twitter feed, he appears to be mentally retarded.

    6. Grumbletarian

      Think of all the affordable housing there’ll be once everyone is dead!

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “These facilities are not just the ‘property’ of a corporation. They belong to the workers who have contributed their labor, and the taxpayers who have provided enormous tax breaks, public subsidies and bailouts to GM.”

    Now we’re getting somewhere.

  23. Rufus the Monocled

    I want to ‘run train’ on every person who is defending Gillette with their ‘what’s the big deal snowflake it’s a good message!’ bull shit, just like how Ocasio-Cortez is going to ‘run train’ with the progressive agenda.

    Well done Bronx. Well done.

    How is this comment not on par with ‘grab ’em by the pussy? on the social outrage meter? Actually, it’s far worse. Trump said it in private and not relating to politics in a different context distorted by the media. This bitch is basically saying this cum train is gonna be all progressive and maybe even a gulag may be on the horizon.

    Bat shit evil crazy. The DNC is in serious trouble.

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ocasio-cortez-vows-to-run-train-on-progressive-agenda-in-bizarre-turn-of-phrase

    1. R C Dean

      This bitch is basically saying this cum train is gonna be all progressive

      I have no idea what she meant, but what she said was that she and her pals are going to fuck the progressive agenda good and hard. Which, I gotta say, I support.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        That girl is a pig. P.I.G.

        She’s also not all there.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      I didn’t see CP’s link on top. Apologies.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      It would be funny if the feminists turned on her over this. I’m sure they won’t because everyone knows she is a goodthinker and a slip of the tongue is no reason to destroy her.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Legitimate rape?

    4. Rebel Scum

      Bat shit evil crazy.

      Idk. She strikes me as very naive, like she’s been propagandized her whole life. But, you know, something something road to hell something something good intentions. Convince yourself that anyone who disagrees with you has bad motives and is therefore an evil ‘nazi’ and who knows what you are capable of. Bad things happen to “traitors” of the revolution.

  24. mexican sharpshooter

    Speaker Pelosi urges delay of State of the Union address

    Dear Donny,

    If you reinstate the precedent of simply sending Congress a letter… and not giving a self-important speech that is televised everywhere… I can’t tell you how happy that would make me.

    Signed,
    Everybody

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I like Donnie Two Scoops and all but I think he’d be one of the last people on the face of the planet to cancel a self-congratulatory speech.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        *sigh*

        Yeah, I know.

      2. Spartacus

        Maybe he could Skype in? Then fewer people would have to pretend to listen.

    2. Rebel Scum

      I agree with this. But I also like the following:

      “Hardhead Nancy thinks I should postpone the State of the Union address because of security concerns. There would be no concerns if she would negotiate to reopen the governmnet. But since she won’t and she’s scared I can give the address from the oval office and then eat a Big Mac while listening to her and Frankenstein Chuck respond about how they love illegal aliens more than American citizens and those that follow our immigration laws. And don’t forget Nancy, you are still being paid while the gov’t workers you claim to care about are not. Sad!”

  25. Rufus the Monocled

    Oh, oh.

    I’m sure the media will go to town on this right?

    RIGHT?

    https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article222688740.html

    “A longtime top staff member of U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris resigned Wednesday after The Sacramento Bee inquired about a $400,000 harassment and retaliation settlement resulting from his time working for Harris at the California Department of Justice.”

    I’m waiting for a Gillette commercial. Since they’re all woke.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Wow, Gillette sure could pick the butterfaces.

  26. Rufus the Monocled

    Speaking of Gillette….

    https://gillette.com/en-us/the-best-men-can-be

    Would you like some croutons on that salad?

    1. Chipwooder

      I finally watched that thing and….holy shit, you’ve got to be kidding me. Who thinks that the average consumer wants to be scolded by a fuckin’ corporation selling razors at obscene prices?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Apparently we do need a good talking to:

        https://twitter.com/ronmarz/status/1085322453189095424

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”
          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It isn’t.

      2. BakedPenguin

        Ah, crap, I need a shave

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Shaved is the expression?

          1. BakedPenguin

            Ha ha, you’re a beeeeach.

    2. B.P.

      As I related yesterday, I have about $100K in P&G stock, and it’s a sentimental hold for me since my late father was very proud of working for the company. I almost feel like I should show up at a shareholder’s meeting, my young son in tow as a prop, to register my displeasure in person. Unfortunately I’m too busy harassing, raping, and bullying to attend a meeting.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I blame a lot of what happened on CA regulation.

        Guess why PG&E and So Cal Edison don’t have enough money for line inspections and brush clearance? That’s right! Renewable energy mandates.

        They can’t raise rates to pay for it, so… the money has to come from somewhere.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          I don’t speak for B.P., but I *think* B.P. is referring to Proctor & Gamble not Pacific Gas & Electric.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Whoops. Well, unrelated, but PG&E is declaring bankruptcy. It seems that they’ve caused MOST of the wildfires in CA over the last few years.

          2. B.P.

            Affirmative.

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          But yes, renewable energy mandates and the entire home solar movement is pretty much designed to siphon off revenue from the power company who by law cannot raise their prices without asking.

          “Can we raise rates on electricity?”

          “BAHAHAHAHAHA”

          “No, seriously….”

        3. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Correct. There is nothing that PG&E does that cannot be traced directly back to the legislature that controls them and their market.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    So, we should give them even more tax breaks and subsidies so they can continue to employ workers to make inferior junk, right? How about this? Kill the company and sell off the assets to someone who can be productive with them.

    Penske was trying to buy Saturn, at one point during the bailout. My theory is they refused to sell it to him because he’d have been selling more (and better) cars than Chevrolet, by now.

    1. Mad Scientist

      A monkey could make better cars than Chevrolet. Which makes me wonder what the hell is going on at Chrysler, where they manage to build even worse cars.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Chrysler seems to make a living off of appealing to wives while raping their husband’s wallets. I don’t know any men who would buy a Cherokee, but I know plenty of women who desperately want one.

        1. Mad Scientist

          My father-in-law showed up one day in a Dodge Stratus. After replacing the fuel pump, an axle, and a couple of other things within 6 months he sold it and bought…..a Dodge Stratus. Some people never learn.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            My mother had a Jeep Grand Cherokee for about 6 months back in the 90’s. I borrowed it to go to town. When I changed the radio station, it shifted gears.

            My father made the dealer take it back for the full value and bought a Land Cruiser instead. That thing is still going.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            When it comes to the Land Cruiser platform, I’m a true believer.

        2. The Bearded Hobbit

          I don’t know any men who would buy a Cherokee

          The sign says 12,640 feet

        3. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

          My XJ was a beautiful beast. I still miss that truck.

    2. Raven Nation

      I heard that Penske figured out that he couldn’t make the Saturn model profitable and so didn’t go through with the takeover.

    1. Chipwooder

      I can tell you firsthand that this is the kind of horseshit MBA programs are pushing now.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Maybe that will happen but it’s not a good thing or trend. They talk as if it’s progress when it’s something entirely else. What, I don’t know.

      2. Dr. Fronkensteen

        The same places that gave Ocasio-Cortez her “economics” degree?

    2. LJW

      The only thing I see is companies who potentially eliminate half of their potential customers when they social signal.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        This. It’s beyond stupid.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        “…Company founders and CEOs are increasingly being turned to as thought leaders and activists with the influence and capital means to incite true social change. Now more than ever, companies and their leaders are expected to take a stance on major political and social issues. Therefore, company voices will get louder and stronger in 2019 due to increased social pressures, an increase in the transparency of company practices demanded by consumers and the growing attention to the current geopolitical environment.”

        Like when Tim Cook looks to censor people based on his own stupid narcissistic bull shit? How can that possibly be good on any level where a CEO can have such power? It’s frightening in fact.

        “…More and more studies are showing that the newest wave of potential talent heavily weigh the values and culture of a company that they may end up working for, and therefore companies will need to make this investment in order to recruit and retain the best talent available. As well, embracing social impact is key to engaging a growing number of customers and investors who care deeply about these issues. In an increasingly competitive business world, customers have countless options for almost any service or product you could imagine – and research shows that many will choose to buy from the companies whose values they most align with.”

        I don’t see it. How this is a formula for success I don’t get. But if you measure success by faux-righteous gooby-goo so be it. Enjoy being moral frauds.

        I saw this back in the 1990s where people like this insisted that it was ‘imperative’ a company follow a trend (one they support of course) and that if they didn’t they were doomed to fail. It never had much legs as workers generally saw through the nonsense but we’ll see if this pans out here.

        I really like to think people are smarter than this.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          How this is a formula for success. I don’t get it.

        2. B.P.

          “…and research shows that many will choose to buy from the companies whose values they most align with.””

          And the research undoubtedly shows that 100 percent of consumers’ values align with whatever nonsense the progressive priesthood is currently spouting.

          1. R C Dean

            many will choose to buy

            One, two, three . . . many!

            Sure, all else being equal, people will buy from companies they like. Of course, all else is rarely equal.

          2. Mad Scientist

            Right. It’s a giant high school clique. So long as the company is “in” they’re golden. Once someone in the company makes a gaffe, they’re “out.” It’s folly to pursue this as a business strategy.

        3. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

          “Company founders and CEOs are increasingly being turned to as thought leaders and activists with the influence and capital means to incite true social change.”

          Nice use of the passive voice. Who is turning to them?

    3. B.P.

      So, in skimming the Forbes article, in 2019 all companies will be piling in to prove their social justice bona fides, many of which will completely ignore the wants of their customer bases and responsibilities to shareholders along the way. And the rubes will continue to get more and more pissed off. 2019 is looking to be a really productive year.

      1. R C Dean

        And the rubes will continue to get more and more pissed off.

        Good. They should be.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        AT GLOBO GYM WE’RE BETTER THAN YOU!

  28. Tres Cool

    They must not have Doan’s Pills for back-aches in Ireland.

    1. Chafed

      It’s good your are upgrading your computer. This should be on PornHub before too long.

  29. Tres Cool

    Speaking of Pills, FloridaWoman™ needs some.

  30. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Nothing is more aggravating than cracker jack history.

    https://reason.com/blog/2019/01/16/prohibition-100-years-18th-amendment

    TW: TOS

    FTA:

    “The decision by the states and the federal government to outlaw the manufacture, sale, and transportation of most alcohol in the United States was born of racism, nativism, government paternalism, and moralizing religiosity.”

    Suderman fails to mention progressivism as a main driver of prohibition (which we all know why). He also fails to mention that feminists were major proponents of prohibition (again, we all know why he decided to leave that part off). He also bizarrely states that “racism” was behind prohibition, which I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say before. The KKK did support prohibition, but it was because they were anti-Catholic.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      It should also be noted that proponents of Prohibition were no more religiously motivated than opponents to Prohibition. Prohibition was largely a secular movement that was influenced by nativism, anti-Catholicism, feminism, and progressive eugenics.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s just pathetic. I can make a very slight exception for the racist angle because the proponents were generally anti-Irish, but it was by no means the driving factor behind it.

      1. R C Dean

        the proponents were generally anti-Irish

        I think he covered that with nativism.

        Of course this:

        The decision by the states and the federal government to outlaw the manufacture, sale, and transportation of most alcohol in the United States was born of racism feminism, nativism, government paternalism, and moralizing religiosity progressivism.

        won’t get you invites to cocktail parties.

    3. ruodberht

      The comments there are largely full retard, but good on you for trying to argue.

      “Communism is religious” ok then

    4. commodious spittoon

      Whenever a particular religion is singled out, it is usually by another religion.

      usually

      usually

  31. BakedPenguin

    Okay, lemme talk about something that happened about 4 years ago. I was working with a woman, who was pretty cool. Thing was,she had almost no hair – like buzzcut – she was into me (which is rare enough), but I didn’t see it because I’m clueless, and I thought she was gay (note: the stubble on her head was dyed multiple colors.

    Plus side: She was a self-identified libertarian. Question is, how much of a dick am I for not hooking up with her? Remember, though: no hair.

    1. R C Dean

      how much of a dick am I for not hooking up with her

      Dude, that’s like, Dean levels of ineptitude. Sad.

      Remember, though: no hair.

      Don’t care.

    2. Aside from the lack of cranial keratin, how well put together was she?

      1. BakedPenguin

        Not bad. One of my main levels of regret.

        But no hair: serious boner killer for me. Also: Cluelessness

        1. BakedPenguin

          Also: Cluelessness

          …on my part

          1. prolefeed

            Do you have her number or a way to get ahold of her?

    3. Mad Scientist

      Don’t swim in the company pool.

      1. R C Dean

        I prefer “Don’t shit where you eat.” I actually said that to a doctor as part of his final warning to keep his mitts off my nurses.

        1. Not Adahn

          Was he German?

    4. B.P.

      I dig really short hair on the right woman.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Colossal turn-off for me. Mom usually had short hair, so it’d Oedipal, too.

        No thanks. Ever.

    5. commodious spittoon

      Venetian blinds, shag carpet?

      1. BakedPenguin

        Unfortunately, never saw the carpet.

    6. Pope Jimbo

      No hair? Tell me about her ears then.

      If she has nice big pistol grip ears, you don’t need hair. But if she had no hair and tiny (or abnormally slippery) ears, then your sex life is going to be frustrating.

      1. BakedPenguin

        I can;t even…

        1. Pope Jimbo

          What? Are you one of those sickos who likes to grab onto a nose? Or not use apostrophes?

      1. BakedPenguin

        I should;ve worked it out, I’m quite unlikely to find such a cool woman again. Oh well, I suck.

    7. Creosote Achilles

      You fucked up. Chicks with hair that short are kinky as hell. You’d have been in for porn-film levels of making whatever your filthiest fantasies are a reality with her.

      I dated a girl in college that had shaved her hair like that in high school, grew it out and mentioned wanting to have it that short again. I shaved her head like I was Brutus fucking Beefcake and then [Redacted]. It was fucking awesome. The things that girl was down to try…*wistful sigh*

      Maybe it is for the better. You might not have been able to handle it.

    8. Hyperion

      “Question is, how much of a dick am I for not hooking up with her?”

      Well, you’re not, because you wouldn’t suspect that a chick who looks like she works at Starbucks would be interested in you. Only other question is… hair? She didn’t have hair? Who gives a fuck! What was her body like? Did she have a good body? Get to the important questions before it’s too late!

      1. Money, how much money did her daddy have?

  32. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

    Oh no! The shutdown has hit the Links! Now it’s getting serious.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    I heard that Penske figured out that he couldn’t make the Saturn model profitable and so didn’t go through with the takeover.

    My understanding, based solely on outside information available to anybody with an 8th grade reading level, was that GM (at the behest of the UAW) had already successfully destroyed Saturn by bringing it into the corporate “fold”. They no longer had any distinct, exclusive models. Penske supposedly had a potential deal with some Asian maker to put “Saturn” badges on their cars.

    I thought he should get that little Saturn/Pontiac two-seater and some sort of small SUV to sell, while he ramped up.

    Nobody listens to me.

    1. Mad Scientist

      They couldn’t build any distinct models as they were forced to use GM chassis.

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Sorry did you say something?

    3. Raven Nation

      OK, fair enough. My version came from mechanics at a Saturn dealership. BUT, I doubt they got invited to board meetings so it could well have been water cooler bullshit. Your analysis sounds more plausible.

    4. DrOtto

      It was Chery motors. I think they pulled a fast one on Penske also.

  34. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Am I wrong for thinking that the Founders aren’t really too busy with work, but are instead winging their way to Sunny Minnesoda to throw a surprise birthday party for me?

    1. Tres Cool

      SUPPLIES !

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Exactly what my Korean wife said when I snuck home at lunch today for some b-day fun!

        1. Tres Cool

          God, I love that joke

  35. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1085088185758240768

    This is fucking nuts. Some Share Blue activists are convinced that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent and now they are smearing anti-war writer Caitlyn Johnstone for writing in support of Tulsi.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Special cameo from totally not insane person Kathy Griffin

    2. commodious spittoon

      These people are THIRSTY for global conflict with another superpower. WTF?

      1. Ed Wuncler

        Russia aren’t as military strong as we are but still, us fighting them would be a huge mistake. And the best part about these assholes goading Trump into a war is that they would be the first ones wailing and gnashing their teeth cursing this war as soon as the war turned for the worst.

        1. commodious spittoon

          I’d have figured they’d jump back on the anti-war wagon once their warmonger candidate lost and their warmonger in chief left office, but they’re doubling down on endless unending wars forever. It’s flabbergasting.

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            Trump should come out in favor of socialism. The Democrats would become Anarco-capitalists at that point.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Trump should come out in favor of socialism.

            Wait, publicly fellating every farmer on national TV while shoving subsidy dollars up their asses isn’t coming out in favor of socialism?

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I think I saw that porno.

          4. Dr. Fronkensteen

            ok, you have a point.

          5. commodious spittoon

            Let’s see if he can make biofuel subsidies as unpopular to the left as troop drawdowns.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        These Twitter twats do realize that Russia has more nuclear yield than we do, right? Getting into a conflict with the only nation on the face of the earth that could end us would be beyond stupid.

    3. Rhywun

      The left would fall apart from its own stupidity, if only it didn’t have the support of the entire MSM, education establishment, administrative state…

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This all boils down to Gabbard dared to agree with Trump on something and the DNC has decided that campaigning against Trump is the most important thing in the world.

      The left truly has lost its mind.

    5. Suthenboy

      I vaguely remember Putin punking Obama a few times. He must have bitch slapped Hillary on some occasion I dont remember. Thus ‘The Russians’ have become the booger man for everything the leftists dont like.

  36. Not Adahn

    In case you live next to a creek with a lot of canoe accidents, you might need to know what to do if you find a machine gun

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      You mean machine parts, right?

    2. DEG

      Bookmarked for future reference. Thanks!

  37. Playa Manhattan

    Jack Bogle died today.
    http://www.philly.com/business/a/john-bogle-dead-vanguard-obituary-20190116.html

    He’s up there with Norman Borlaug in contributions to humanity.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Pours one share out from my index fund.

      1. Chafed

        Nice.

  38. Michael

    I haven’t seen the Fyre documentary on Netflix yet, but I did come across the following HOLY FUCKING SHIT moment while reading this review:

    Basically, Fyre is more thorough when it comes to capturing the extent and depth of the personal damage McFarland has done. Oh, and by the way, keep your eyes open during the footage of McFarland on bail, when he’s running a new con from his penthouse at the Tuscany Hotel. A friend named Angelo Roefaro is hanging out with McFarland and tells the videographer to “keep me out of your stuff.” Roefaro has reason to make that request: He’s the press secretary for Senator Chuck Schumer and probably knows that his association with McFarland won’t be a good look.

    https://www.vulture.com/2019/01/fyre-festival-documentary-netflix-hulu-review.html

    As an aside, the competing documentary on Hulu is quite amusing.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Grifters flock together.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      “If you paid thousands of dollars to go on a trip to see Blink 182, that’s on you. That is Darwinism at its finest.”

    3. Fyre Fraud goes a few steps further, not only placing the idea for the festival in a broader historical context but acknowledging the parallels between McFarland and other high-profile grifters, including one who had risen to the highest office in the land at the same time Fyre Festival was being planned. (“There is essentially a Fyre Festival going on in the West Wing,” one commenter says toward the end of the Hulu documentary.)

      Is there anything bad that isn’t an allegory for Trump as POTUS? Anything at all? “Cody Parkey couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, and his NFL career fizzled after his last shanked field goal attempt ended the Bears post season. And in Trump’s America, this is the kind of thing we should expect.”

  39. one true athena

    Nothing people here don’t already know probably, but about the LA teacher’s strike Forbes . Money quote for me since it’ll be handy when I argue on twitter with people about “Our Impoverished Public Schools!!!”:

    Between 1992 and 2014, for instance, California teacher salaries increased just six percent after adjusting for inflation, even as the state’s per pupil spending went up at more than four times that rate. Over that same period, California student enrollment grew by 24 percent—but the state added non-teaching staff at twice that rate.

    But does the “teacher’s” union complain about administration bloat? Do they wonder where all that money’s going if it’s not going to their members? lol nope

    1. Playa Manhattan

      I want them to give the teachers everything they want.

      It’ll mean the end of LAUSD, which is objectively a good thing.

      1. one true athena

        My favorite demand is the “we want all the money out of reserves!” uh, do you not understand the concept of reserves? or the concept that your pension fund is going to be bankrupt by 2030?

        lol what a clusterfuck. So glad my son is in private school and not the LAUSD garbage fire he’d otherwise be at.

        1. Mad Scientist

          The people who don’t understand basic math are the ones demanding more money to teach your kids about, to be fair, almost anything other than math,

        2. Playa Manhattan

          Of my 30 or so friends from college who lived in the City of LA proper, only 3 of them went to high school in LAUSD. 1 went to Birmingham Van Nuys, one went to Chatsworth, and one went to Palisades (which, thanks to busing, actually had a gang problem).

          Even the Jewish kids found Jesus when it was time for high school.

          Loyola, Crespi, Chaminade… Anywhere but LAUSD.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Every teacher aspires to become an administrator at some point. More pay, phony baloney job and no need to ever interact with one of those snot nosed kids ever again.

      And why should teacher salaries grow that much? Are they adding 6% (or more) greater value now than they were back in 1992? Would test scores show that?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Test scores? Ha!

        One of the LAUSD union demands is no more testing. For the children, you see.

        Also, ethnic studies. Seriously.

        1. Ed Wuncler

          I list the police and teacher unions as the worst things about local government.

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          Don’t be racist esse

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        Would test scores show that?

        Yes. Since the scores dropped, naturally they need to raise the teachers salaries to make the job attractive to more effective people that would otherwise find a higher paying job elsewhere.
        //#RED4ED

        1. Mad Scientist

          But pay no attention to those bad teachers behind the curtain who they need to replace with more effective people. Those shlubs will still have jobs.

          1. straffinrun

            There’s no such thing as a bad teacher, only bad students.

          2. Bullshit.

            There are bad teachers. There are bad students. There are good students. Maybe one of these days I’ll meet a good teacher.

          3. straffinrun

            You’re a bad student of sarcasm.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      California teacher salaries increased just six percent after adjusting for inflation

      After inflation?? So in addition to pocketing 68% over the same period, they pocketed 6% more for doing the same job? So they’re actually ahead over that period and didn’t fall behind in salary at all?

      Next.

    4. Suthenboy

      They always use the ‘per pupil spending’ in these articles. What they fail to mention is that that money is not being spent ON students.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Of course not. If they spent the money on the students they couldn’t extract even more money by showing the horrible disrepair of the buildings or little Johnny using a textbook from the 50s.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          But pay no mind to the administrative offices with enough mahogany to make a robber baron blush.

        2. Chafed

          And Little Janie not having a textbook because they are still working out the switch to Common Core.

  40. Count Potato

    “Saudi man sentenced to 1,000 lashes for performing oral sex on a camel”

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/saudi-man-sentenced-to-1000-lashes-for-performing-oral-sex-on-a-camel/

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Fellatio? GROSS.

      You know that site is like The Onion, right?

      1. Count Potato

        I just liked the headline.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          You linked to that when this was on the front page?

          For shame.

          1. Count Potato

            STEVE SMITH NO NEED PUBLICITY. STEVE SMITH DOES OWN PUBLICITY, AND BY PUBLICITY MEAN RAPE.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            I was gonna say this is old new for us, but

            Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man.

            This level of STEVE SMITH denialism boggles the mind.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      That headline.

    2. Unreconstructed

      Oh, but the best part…the picture caption!

      U.S. Attorney Byung J. “BJay” Pak

    3. straffinrun

      “a community member contacted law enforcement in March 2018 to say that Taheb had become radicalized.”

      Lemme guess, an FBI community member?

      1. straffinrun

        From another story on that:

        “In December, Taheb allegedly showed an undercover operative a hand-drawn diagram of the White House and asked for help with obtaining weapons and explosives for the attack, the complaint states.”

  41. Count Potato

    “The rainbow flag with six colours – red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet, is the most well-known symbol for the LGBT community.

    Now, Manchester Pride has revealed it’s using a different flag for its 2019 event – one that includes black and brown stripes.

    It says the additions are to ensure people from black, Asian and other ethnic minority backgrounds feel represented and welcome at their events.”

    https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-46860693

    Because fuck actual rainbows?

    1. straffinrun

      Doesn’t yellow already cover the Asians?

      1. Count Potato

        Lacist!

    2. Mad Scientist

      Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Black Asian

      I had no idea black or Asian was a sex thing. Now BBC and spinners, sure, but…

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Asian means something different in the UK.

    3. Rhywun

      I think I saw the same thing somewhere else last year.

      It says the additions are to ensure people from black, Asian and other ethnic minority backgrounds feel represented and welcome at their events

      That doesn’t even make sense if you take it at face-value. Are they saying green and blue people were welcome in the past? Where’s the white stripe?

      I know… it’s just example #12,433 of the SJW hijacking some outfit for their purposes but… god damn, at least make some sense.

      1. Where’s the white stripe?

        You Klansmen are not welcome.

        1. Count Potato

          I think a white stripe means you are fucking your sister.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Are you sure? The background color of Pornhub is black.

          2. Trigger Hippie

            Bah! I forgot to refresh, sorry.

          3. Rhywun

            Depends on the color it’s combined with.

          4. Trigger Hippie

            +2 dead leaves and the dirty ground

      2. Suthenboy

        I will say it again – if you have to tell people you are smart, you aren’t. If you have to tell people you are funny, you aren’t. If you have to tell people you are virtuous…

        1. If you have to tell people you’re in charge…

          1. straffinrun

            +1 Haig.

    4. I thought the original point of the rainbow thing was that it’s, you know, fabulous. Not like it’s representing all the Crayola-toned ethnic groups, more like it’s bright and colorful and generally people like them. Kind of the “Hey, look, we’re gay people and pretty excited about it, and you should be happy about it, too, because who doesn’t like rainbows?” approach.

  42. Rebel Scum

    I see how it is. I usually comment on at least one official link before sharing my own. Oh well, here you go.

    The Shutdown Shitshow (A Rant)

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Cats and dogs fistfucking in the streets.”

      I freaking love that guy.

  43. Rebel Scum

    Brexit Meltdown as Theresa May is Massively Defeated on Her Crappy Deal

    But I heard she survived the no-confidence vote. Britain is totally neutered.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      If anyone but Corbyn was waiting in the wings she’d have been gone long ago.

      1. She should send him a thank you note.

        “Dear Communist Nutjob, thank you for being so unacceptable to everyone that I am always the lesser evil.”

    2. Hyperion

      Britain has become a clown show. Theresa May, possibly the worst politician on the planet, and keep in mind that includes Merkel and Hillary, was propped up as PM by the EU specifically to prevent Brexit from happening. And they’ve now been running this clown show for years pretending she’s Brexit’s savior? Are the Limey’s really THAT stupid now? Once one of the greatest empires the earth has ever seen, now a clown show. That country is done, stick a fork in it.

    3. Hyperion

      May will be back in a week or two and the clown show will continue.

    4. juris imprudent

      Toxic masculinity – thy name is Jeremy Corbyn.

  44. mikey

    The UAW are pussies. When Moulinex was closing plants to try and save itself the Frog unions seized a plant and threatened to blow it up.
    https://www.rt.com/news/388032-french-workers-threaten-blow-factory/
    Surprise, Moulinex still went under.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      That tactic worked better in Blazing Saddles.

      1. straffinrun

        This thread… filled with gems.

      2. mikey

        just after I hit the send button I though shit, I should have added that line.

  45. Rand Paul

    If it gets us out of there I’m happy, and I get that our ‘Toxic Masculinity’ requires a “win”, but if declaring victory is just a choice then it’s essentially meaningless, I used to expect more from Rand.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      You do what you have to do and say what you have to say to get the hell out of there. Declaring victory, whatever that entails, is fine by me.

      1. Suthenboy

        Same here. There is no winning there, just get the fuck out. Trying to nation build in Afghanistan is the dumbest idea in the history of the world. That war is about contractors raking in billions, nothing more. We have never been given an objective or what victory there is supposed to look like.
        Get. Out.

    2. Hyperion

      Don’t blame Rand. When he was in Canada, under for surgery, they did the mangina fix on him. Standard procedure. Never go to Canada for surgery.

    3. Well, at this point I don’t know what the objective in Afghanistan is anymore. If there isn’t a clear objective, then, yeah, “victory” and “defeat” are meaningless terms. But I do like “declare victory” as a new euphemism for leaving a bad situation.

      “Man, my ex-girlfriend was such a drag. She was really, really clingy, really needy, all that shit. The final straw was when she sat in a corner moping at my friend’s 30th birthday party because she wasn’t the center of attention. She was cute and all, but I decided to just declare victory and move on.”

      1. My concern is that we don’t learn anything. Five, ten, twenty years down the road the lesson isn’t ‘We wasted blood and treasure for virtually nothing’ It’s ‘Ok, it took a while but we won! USA! USA!” And as we all know, you get more of what you reward…

      2. commodious spittoon

        “Living in Chicago is dangerous and miserable, so I declared victory and moved to Arizona.”

  46. Rebel Scum

    Virginians Should Already Be Protesting Their Governors Antigun Proposals

    Yes we should. GOA (which I like) and NRA (meh…) are based here along with VCDL (which I like). I lean towards nothing happening to further infringe on 2A of the federal Constitution and A1S13 of the Constitution of the Commonwealth, but I am also a cynic.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’re talking about limiting how much ammo you can buy?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        20 rounds a month in the Oregon version, as mentioned in there. Which means the compromise will be 50 rounds. Until next year when it will be time to close the ammo loophole.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          That’s nuts, it’d be impossible to practice or target shoot. Sounds like infringement to me.

    2. Hyperion

      VA is done as a swing state. The growth of NOVA assures it’s solid blue from this point on.

      1. juris imprudent

        Virginia proper should divest itself of NoVa. Maybe even unify with West Virginia.

        1. Rebel Scum

          I support, at the very least, ejecting NoVa to be annexed by DC. But that only buys time and does not solve the problem.

      2. ^^

        The overwhelmingly proggie area is still pretty well contained inside the beltway, but more and more progs are escaping the stifling regulation, snarled traffic, and insane prices of the inner suburbs to come pollute my area with idiocy and row after row of the most boringly ugly little townhomes.

        1. of the inner suburbs, the district, MD, and NYC*

    1. Count Potato

      ““He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly ‘dose’ of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.”

      Wonder what gave him the idea it could work?

      1. Suthenboy

        I am guessing voices only he can hear.

      2. Hyperion

        What does ‘injected mean’? I assume we’re talking about a non-intravenous injection? Because otherwise, I’d have to assume this guy killed himself by now.

        1. Count Potato

          Apparently, it was both IV and IM.

      3. Hyperion

        “Wonder what gave him the idea it could work?”

        Batshit crazy?

    2. Tres Cool

      Cool link. Look up at #32

      1. Spudalicious

        Piffle…

  47. Rebel Scum

    I know we’ve had issues with Tucker lately, but Tucker Carlson – FBI’s Trump Inquiry (Corruption@FBI19)

    1. Suthenboy

      Tucker is the Babe Ruth of journalism. He hits it out of the park often but he is not afraid to strike out.

      *still shaking my head over his marijuana segment*

    2. Hyperion

      The entire hostility towards Russia thing is both stupid and exceedingly dangerous. First of all, if you are going to be very hostile towards a nuclear power, I mean pretty much the ONLY other nuclear power with enough fire power to be a real threat, then have a damn solid reason for it. The best thing here will always be to try to find a way to get along, first and put some effort into that. And assessing the situation, I’m not saying Putin is a good guy. Does anyone believe the Sauds are good guys? China is more of a threat to us and they are actually Communists who are serious about that ideology and about being a major world power.

      Has anyone said that the left have lost their fucking minds?

      1. Suthenboy

        Keep in mind that the stated goal of leftism is to destroy western civilization which means primarily the US. Every policy they push is designed to create dysfunction in our culture, institutions and individuals. Your reasons for warning about going to war with Russia may be the very reason they want it.

        1. Hyperion

          They may want to stick with more traditional methods, like destroying the traditional family and taking over the education system and media. Maybe hold off on global apocalypse.

          1. Suthenboy

            Maybe just short of apocalypse. Oh, they are still working on the death of a thousand cuts but getting us tangled up in more foreign intrigue trying to play chess with Putin would definitely put more pressure on us and weaken us.

      2. Rebel Scum

        The best thing here will always be to try to find a way to get along

        Trying to maintain peace and work towards common international goals via diplomacy is like treason or something. At least that’s what Rachel Maddow and his kid sister Chris Hayes told me.

  48. juris imprudent

    OK, I got a link and it even features the avatar of our own Rhywun. This might be the best thing I’ve ever read that expresses my own view. I despise the entire line of foreign policy proceeding from Wilson.

    1. Rhywun

      Yeah, one problem of not having a body is that people carry me around wherever they feel like. ?

    2. mikey

      thanks.