SEA SMITH HAPPY HE GET DO MORNING LINKS, SINCE CRYPTID TAKEOVER! HEAR CHEESE PERSON RECOVER NICELY. SHOULD BE OUT SICK BAY IN COUPLE DAYS. NOW CRYPTID GET DO LINKS! SEA SMITH DO GOOD LINKS. THEY HERE FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS ENJOY. AND COMMENT. ON LINKS. THAT SEA SMITH DO.
SEA SMITH NO SEE PROBLEM HERE. SEA SMITH VOLUNTEER HELP! … WHAT, NOT THAT KIND @#$% UP? NOT HELP THEN.
THAT ODD. SEA SMITH THOUGHT THEM GONE FOR YEARS. SEA SMITH AVOID IRISH SEA FOR WHILE.
SEA SMITH SEE STONE HEAD AND COUSIN STEVE SMITH GIVE ADVICE. HE WANT GIVE ADVICE TOO! HE GIVE SMART ADVICE. BETTER THAN DRIED UP OLD LAND HOOMAN. SEA SMITH PROUDLY PRESENT….BEST ADVICE!
Q.I am a 15-year-old girl. I have been friends with “Amanda” for two years. She helped me through a really tough time, which is how we became friends.
Recently, she has been going around telling people she is dating someone famous from a band and claiming she gets to hang out with them all the time. It is really stressful.
My other friend and I don’t understand why Amanda is doing this. We think it’s wrong to tell people these lies. When we have asked her about it, she always gets defensive and lies to us. She blocked my friend and me on Instagram, and that really upset us as well.
We don’t know what to do. We know you give great advice, and we hope you can help us with this. — STRESSED OUT IN IOWA
A. SEA SMITH GIVE BETTER ADVICE! SEA SMITH MAKE LIE TRUE. SEA SMITH FRONTCREATURE IN BAND!
BANDSEA SMITH SING GOOD!
SO SEA SMITH NOW DATE FRIEND “AMANDA”. BY DATE, MEAN RAPE. ON DATE. NOW HER TELL TRUTH, YOU BE FRIENDS AGAIN. NO WORRY ABOUT INSTAGRAM. IT NO WORK IN WATER. THIS ADVICE THING VERY EASY! SEA SMITH TRY NEXT ONE…
Q.I know a young newlywed couple who just had their first baby. The baby is weeks old and isn’t crawling yet. My concern is that they have a box turtle for a pet in their small apartment. They’ve had the turtle for probably a year and, while it has a cage, they often let it loose in the kitchen. I don’t know if it has reign over other parts of the home.
This turtle is at least 8 inches across its shell, and its head is more than an inch long with a half-inch bite. The baby will be crawling this year. I feel the turtle is a threat, and the baby will no doubt be attracted to it and likely try to crawl over and touch it. The turtle’s bites are notoriously sharp and likely contaminated, and I’m concerned about the baby losing a finger. Is this a reasonable concern? — PROTECTOR IN NEVADA
A. YOU MIND OWN BUSINESS, “PROTECTOR”. MORE LIKE “STICKNOSEINOR”. SEA SMITH KNOW MANY FINE TURTLE! THEM USEFUL CREATURE. USE FOR FURNITURE, USE FOR RAPE, USE FOR SOUP. LEAVE TURTLE ALONE!
THIS NO DANGEROUS!
BESIDE, BABY NO CRAWL FASTER THAN TURTLE, HOW IT SUPPOSED SURVIVE? IF REALLY WANT, CAN GO HIRE COUSIN STEVE SMITH WATCH TURTLE. IT ACT BAD, COUSIN STEVE SMITH HIT WITH BIG ROCK. OR RAPE. OR BOTH. AT ONCE.
SEA SMITH NOW GO TAKE PET FISH FOR SWIM.
HE GOOD FISH.
COME ON IN, WATER FINE!
…SEA SMITH THINK HE NEED MORE BE IN CHARGE OF THINGS ON SITE…
SEA SMITH LET BANJOS AND SLOOPY HAVE MORNING OFF. THIS MEAN SEA SMITH GET DO LINKS! SEA SMITH HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS LIKE. IF NOT, TOO BAD!!! HAHAHAHA! SEA SMITH JUST KIDDING. HOPE LIKE!
SEA SMITH THINK THIS…SILLY. BUT SEA SMITH ONCE RAPE CARGO SHIP FULL OF RUM CASK…SO WHAT HE KNOW?
WHY NO BELIEVE ALL WOMYN, ZOOLANDER? HAHAHAHA! WHAT YOU GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS SAY? “HOIST BY OWN RETARD”?
MOAR SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE FUN. AT LEAST IT “FREE”!
SEA SMITH JOIN WEEKEND FUN. HE WANT DO LINKS LIKE GIANT STONE HEAD AND COUSIN STEVE SMITH! ENJOY LINKS, GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS:
SEA SMITH EXPECT MANY PUN WHEN READ ARTICLE. “Security at the train station in the town of Dang Dong, on the Chinese border where Kim is expected arrive by train, has also been stepped up.”
THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT. ALSO, HOPE NO MINNESODA GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS WERE ON SHIP.
DICK BRUS DEPOSIT INSTRUMENT? SOUND LIKE JOB FOR SEA SMITH! WAIT, THIS JUST SILLY SHIP THING.
SEA SMITH WANT HELP TOO! HE SEE COUSIN STEVE SMITH DO MORNING LINKS, CALL GLIBS, SAY “SEA SMITH TURN!” GLIBERTARIANS.COM LAND HOOMANS NO ARGUE. THEM ALL RUN AWAY FROM SHORE. SO LINKS ALL SEA SMITH’S! MAYBE HAVE LINK PARTY WITH SEA FRIENDS…
NINGENSIGMUND
BUT FIRST, LINKS FOR LAND HOOMANS:
THEM NO EXTINCT! SEA SMITH HIDE SOME FROM SOUP MAKING CRAZY LAND HOOMANS.
SEA SMITH WANT SEE CRAZY RUSSIA INTERNET. ONLY BE HACKERS, SCAMS, ADS FOR HOOMAN WIMMENZ?
WHO SAY “”Without respect of the law, there is neither peaceful coexistence nor democracy, but insecurity, arbitrariness and ultimately, the collapse of the moral and civic principles of society”? … A KING SAY IT! YOU KING, SILLY HOOMAN, WHAT “DEMOCRACY”?
SEA SMITH BACK FROM TRIP VISIT SOUTH CHINA SEA. HE READ ARTICLES HERE, GO SEE WHAT GOING ON. EXAMINE CHINESE FAKE ISLAND. BY EXAMINE, MEAN RAPE. BUT NOW BACK, AND CAN GIVE LINKS! HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS LIKE!
MAYBE SEA SMITH SWIM OVER RED SEA? HE THINK THEM MAKE TASTY SNACK!
SEA SMITH THINK MAYBE FRIEND ZARDOZ NEED ANSWER THIS, HAHAHAHA! MAYBE SEA SMITH GIVE CALL. BY CALL, MEAN RAPE.
CRAZY SPAIN! GREAT GRAMPA, OCEANUS SMITHE, TELL FUNNY STORY ABOUT SPANISH ARMADA. HE RAPE GALLEON AND SAY ENGLISH HOOMANS THINK THEY SINK SHIP! HA HA, SILLY ENGLISH SAILORS. THEN HE GO RAPE ONE OF ORKNEY ISLANDS. GREAT GRAMPA WAS FUNNEST.
SEA SMITH SEE MANY BAD THINGS HAPPEN – IT NATURAL BLAME SEA SMITH. BUT IT WRONG! SURE, SEA SMITH STOP BY SHIPS….BY STOP BY, MEAN RAPE. BUT IT NO MEAN EVERY BAD THING ON WATER HE FAULT. SEA SMITH GIVE LINKS AND THEM HAVE EXAMPLE THINGS SEA SMITH NOT DO. HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS LIKE:
THIS ONE EASY – SEA SMITH NOWHERE NEAR SHIP. WHEN SEA SMITH VISIT, YOU GET SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN NOROVIRUS.
SEA SMITH HAPPY HE SEE ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS AGAIN. HE BRING LINKS AND MAKE WEEKEND GOOD. BEEN VERY BUSY – NEW YEAR, NEW SHIPS MEAN NEW RAPE. SEA SMITH FIND SEXY CONTAINER SHIP AND SAY HI. BY SAY HI, MEAN RAPE. NOW CARGO ALL OVER PLACE. HA HA HA. SEA SMITH MAKE ISLAND HOOMANS HAPPY.
NOW HE MAKE FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS HAPPY, WITH LINKS.
SO… DEATH SENTENCE WORKED? LOOK LIKE KNOWITALL JUDGE NOT STOP IT ANYMORE.
THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT! HE NOWHERE NEAR CANADA! BESIDES, SHIP WAS ASKING FOR IT.
IT GOOD SEE HE DO SOMETHING NOW BESIDE EAT HOTDOG IN CONTEST…. WHAT?
