Author: Spudalicious

  • Groundhog Day Links

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    “Time to start on the other hand, bitches!”

    Happy Super Bowl Sunday, Glibertariat!

    Birthdays, anyone?

    Let’s start with the gorgeous Aussie ginger, Isla Fisher.

    Also born on this day was former hottie and mother of whack job and health products grifter Gwyneth Paltrow, Blythe Danner.

    Indian heartthrob, Kishwar Merchant.

    Some non-hotties such as not Pretty Boy Floyd, American Icon Norman Rockwell, famed writers James Michener, Paul Auster, and Gertrude Stein.

    I would also be remiss in not mentioning superb actor Nathan Lane, and world famous wrestler, Tonga Fifita.

    And last but not least, this man born on February 3, 1811 deserves solo mention for his contributions to this country. “Go West, young man.”

     

    There’s only one bit of history that really matters today because, this is the day the music died.

    The links!

    The halftime show needs to go the way of Kaepernick’s career.

    “Who gets typhus? It’s a medieval disease that’s caused by trash.”

    What happens when you take dolphins to the desert.

    No need for war, just a few well placed ICBMs in the home of the Guardian Council.

    Monkey cuck, glory hole?

    Yeah! A race! NASCAR, F-1, Boston Marathon?

    And lastly, in honor of Super Bowl Sunday, and my sincere distrust of the AI wave that’s just starting to break, tech spies predict the outcome.

    Apropos music for today:

  • Groundhog Day Links

    Back by popular demand, it’s Team Spud. Yeah, there was nobody else available.

    I hope our frozen Glibbies are thawing out.

    Who was born on this day? I have no idea!

    Onto, the Links!

    This creeps me out on several levels. There are a number of aspects of the coming AI wave that are truly disturbing. It will only get worse. Upside? More celebrity porn!

    Continuing the disturbing trend, what happens when one day an AI entity decides it’s alive and has no interest in letting anybody turn it off?

    I remember when this guy first came on the scene. This is my shocked face.

    Speaking of my shocked face. Louisiana and welfare? What could possibly go wrong?

    Just say no to Cowboy.

    Music! You think it’s another Puddle’s cover, don’t you? If it’s not Puddle’s, there may be a couple of NSFW words, you just never know.

  • Sausage Fest!

    Let the euphemisms fly!

    I typically have several different types of sausage in the freezer. Smoked kielbasa is one of my favorite and most versatile. I’m using duck and pork here, but beef and pork is the standard.

    I’m primarily Irish, so it’s easier for me to metric. It also comes in handy when you need to be precise on things like curing salts and such.

    The animal parts:
    2lbs duck breast
    2lbs pork shoulder
    1lb pork back fat

    The other stuff:
    40 gm kosher salt
    5.5 gm Cure #1
    10 gm sugar
    3 gm marjoram
    6 cloves garlic
    1/2 cup ice cold water

    I’ll apologize for gearing this towards people that know how to make sausage. If I made it for the generic crowd, it would be a multi-part series.The one thing that I will put out there is that cleanliness is next to godliness. Just like the booze making series, everything has to be clean, clean, clean.

    Cube the duck and pork, add the seasonings and leave in the fridge overnight. The water will be hand mixed in for two minutes after the second grind.

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    You want the meat to be close to freezing when you grind it for a proper texture. Let it sit in the freezer for awhile before the first and second grind. I did the first grind through the coarse plate and the second through the medium plate. I usually like kielbasa a little finer, but I’m gun shy after my last batch of breakfast sausage turned out gummy and tough. Duck can’t handle a lot of grinding.

    It was below 60 degrees in the garage, so after stuffing, I was able to hang the links overnight on my custom drying rack/target stand. If your temps are above that, you will have to shorten the hang time. The purpose is to let the flavors meld and develop the pellicle the smoke will stick to. The different lengths are due to the craptacular casings I had on hand.

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    I smoked for four hours on cherry starting at 120 and slowly ramping up to 180. Final IT was 145. Into an ice bath to stop the cooking and then hung in the garage for a couple of hours. I’m pretty happy with this batch.

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    These sausages are fully cooked and ready to eat. Grill until hot, or in a 300 degree oven. Or split them and brown in a skillet. Or slice in rounds as an ingredient in another dish. You can even skip the casings and keep it as fresh, unsmoked sausage. As I said, this is a very versatile sausage.

    Enjoy! Thanks for looking.

  • Thursday Afternoon Links of Steaming Indifference

    Yep, all the kids that aren’t drunk are taking an afternoon nap, so they had to call in Team Spud.

    I gotta tell you, I’ve been following politics and current events since the Nixon/McGovern debate in 1972. The current bullshit that falls under the category of “things that matter”, just makes me vacillate between “I couldn’t care less” and “I want to punch you in the throat”.

    So here are the links! YMMV.

     

    Couldn’t care less.

     

    Spreading the derp, one Dem at a time.

     

    Throat punch.

     

    Said with a straight face.

    “There will be fewer young people to bear the increasingly heavy burden of the welfare state.”

     

    A daily diet of lentils? The world doesn’t have enough toilet paper.

     

    Throat punch just because, followed by a “couldn’t care less”.

     

    Gaia has a sense of humor and it’s Trump’s fault.

     

    Hopefully, the beginning of a positive trend.

     

    That does it for today, Glibbies!

     

    Who doesn’t like a good mashup?