Category: Food & Drink

  • Hot Dish!

    I can’t believe I have waited until now to talk about Minnesota’s state dish! Hot dish (or casserole for those unfortunate enough not to be from Minnesota) is a great canvas for experimentation. It’s easy, generally inexpensive, and good for weeks when you won’t have time to cook.

    Back in the day, I subscribed to The Tightwad Gazette by Amy Dacycyzyn. In one issue, she presented a universal hot dish recipe.  This was the first time I learned about universal recipes. It was a revelation and changed the way I cook. Ever since, when I want to make something, I read lots of recipes and look for the commonalities, then make my own recipe.

    My version of a universal hot dish varies slightly from Dacycyzyn’s, and is as follows:

    Starch: pasta, rice, tater tots – usually cooked
    Aromatics: onions, garlic, celery – generally sauteed.
    Protein: usually ground meat or leftover meat, can also be beans
    Vegetables: additional veggies – usually cooked.
    Binder: often a ‘cream of’ soup like cream of mushroom or cream of celery, but you can make your own bechamel sauce or use canned tomatoes
    Topping: cheese,nuts, or potato chips. added to give the dish a little zing

    In general, the meat is browned (if not cooked leftovers) and mixed with everything but the topping. Put the mixture is put into a casserole pan, sprinkle the topping on it, and bake at 350 for about one hour.

    Universal recipes like this let you think about flavors you like and make a hot dish incorporating those flavors. For example, if you have leftover chicken, you could saute onions and garlic, add bell peppers as the additional vegetable and mix with pasta. Add basil and thyme and use canned tomatoes for the binder and top with Parmesan. It’s not chicken cacciatore, but it’ll be tasty.

    If you prefer TexMex flavors you could season ground beef with taco seasoning, saute onions with garlic and jalapenos. Use rice for the starch and add black beans and corn as additional vegetables. Top with crushed tortilla chips and cheese.

    I rarely make hot dish these days because I like to cook everyday (kitchen therapy) and I find it easier to control my portion sizes when I cook single meals. But at least once a year I make Wild Rice Hot Dish (the most Minnesota of hot dishes) and freeze portions for nights when I need comfort food.

    I live in an area where wild rice is considered exotic and is thus crazy expensive.

     

    On sale, they want $3 for a four oz package. Whenever I visit Minnesota, I seriously stock up.

     

    This package cost me about $7.

    I use wild rice as gifts for my book club or a neighbor that watches my cat occasionally. My brother is a college professor at St. Cloud State and has done the year abroad program several times. They take students to Alnwick, England (the professor apartment he uses is in the barbican of Alnwick castle which was used as Hogwarts in the first Harry Potter movie.) The students and professors bring wild rice to use as hostess gifts. And that’s how Alnwick became the wild rice capital of England.

     

    Feeling Minnesota Wild Rice Hot Dish

    4 C boiling water
    1 cup wild rice
    1 ½ pounds of ground beef – browned and drained.
    I medium onion, chopped
    1 cup chopped celery.
    2 cloves garlic, minced
    8 oz fresh mushrooms, sliced
    1 can sliced water chestnuts, drained
    1 can cream of mushroom soup
    1 cup beef stock
    1 tsp salt,
    ¼ tsp garlic powder
    ¼ tsp onion powder
    ½ tsp paprika
    sliced almonds for the top

    Pour the boiling water over the rice and let sit for 15 minutes, drain. Saute the onion, garlic and celery until translucent, then add the mushrooms and saute until softened. Mix the beef, wild rice, and vegetables together and pour into a casserole. Sprinkle the almonds on top and bake at 350 for 1 ½ hours. Serves half an army.

  • How about a nice cup…

    It was in my best interest recently to be awake, alert, and somewhat sharp.  As in knife sharp?  Well, if that’s the standard, I needed to be sharper than that.  Unfortunately, I was out of coffee.

    This is my review of Kiuchi Brewery Hitachio Nest Espresso Stout.

    There were a lot of choices but I wound up buying this one from LavAzza since I happen to fancy this blend and it was coincidentally on sale.  Plus, I’ve been siting on this beer for a while…

    Can I get one that isn’t fair trade?

    There is a misconception about espresso somehow being stronger than regular coffee.  This is a sort of a myth.  Most of this is drawn from espresso having a much more robust coffee flavor than the typical scoop of Yuban on mashed potatoes.  In truth, a serving of coffee from the traditional drip system Americans know and love contains 65-120mg of caffeine.  A serving of espresso on the other hand is merely 30-50mg.  The difference if course, is in how it is served.  Drip coffee is spread out over what is normally 8oz or more.  At 8-15mg per ounce, that venti adds up to a higher volume overall.  Espresso is served in a single ounce, and is 30-50mg.  It is similar to a pint of beer vs. a shot of whiskey.

    Espresso of course isn’t really a different type of bean, nor is it roasted in a remarkably different way.  The difference of course is the machine used to make it.  It is surprisingly fun from an engineering perspective, especially if you are into steampunk.  It is essentially a boiler, heating water to 1.5Bar, forcing steam through a series of pipes to condense and force water at even higher pressures through a densely packed “cake” of ground coffee.  This machine was designed in the 1880’s to brew as it filled the tiny mug in a minute or two.  In a sense, Espresso is one of the first versions of instant coffee, because once the machine is primed it will make Espresso on demand.

    Hence the name “Espresso”.

    How does this beer stack up?  Being a product of Japan it is exactly what you expect:  well crafted, and good qualify for a more than fair price.  The problem of course it is also understated and almost boring. Good, solid coffee stout though, so its a good call for daydrinking. Kiuchi Brewery Hitachio Nest Espresso Stout 3.5/5

     

  • Something, something, animals are more equal, something, something

    I honestly try not to flip out at the news.  It more or less has become a part of life and others might argue one should be aware of current events in order to be a good citizen.

    Then something like this comes up, and breaks my chill.

    This is my review of La Cumbre Piña Quercus

    So what part of this aggravated me?  Was it the part where a US District Judge overruled a lower court’s ruling the Covington Catholic school boy’s lawsuit for libel in the wake of a 16 year old kid having the temerity to smirk at a guy banging a drum and shouting in his face, and to eventually be called racist by social media, the legacy media, and some politicians?  No, of course not—it was this part:

    The students sued the Massachusetts congresswoman and 11 other public figures who criticized the students, including New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman, actress Kathy Griffin, activist Shaun King and U.S. Rep. Deb Haaland.

    U.S. District Court Judge William Bertelsman ruled Tuesday that Warren acted within the scope of her employment when she tweeted and is therefore protected by sovereign immunity. 

    “The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland — whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable — are communications intended to convey the politicians’ views on matters of public interest to their constituents,” Bertelsman wrote

    The judge also dismissed Haaland, of New Mexico, from the suit. Haaland had tweeted that Phillips was “harassed and mocked by a group of MAGA hat-wearing teens.”

    Attorneys for the students claimed the boys became the target of “a social media lynch mob” that spread misinformation and led to the boys receiving death threats and hate mail.

    Sovereign Immunity.  What is that you ask?  Let me preface that I am not an attorney, nor do I intend to convey the idea that I am one.  That said my graduate degree is in Public Administration and I not only wrote a paper on the matter, I did particularly well on the assignment.  Should one of the law dogs here wish to weigh in, please do so.

    I rule in favor of me. DILLY DILLY

    Sovereign Immunity is a legal concept Americans borrowed from the British.  The idea is to avoid the circular logic in filing a lawsuit against the Crown.  The British Crown set up the courts in part to settle civil disputes between subjects, the rulings which hold the force of law because the court is acting directly on behalf of the British Crown.  Quite frankly, the queen and the rest of her family is either (supposedly) drinking beyond her own government’s recommendation, flying in private jets while whining about climate change, or (allegedly) hitting up jailbait with Epstein…they simply do not have that kind of time.  A subject therefore can file a lawsuit against an individual, or a company that violated that individual’s rights under common law.  What happens if you are wronged by somebody working on behalf of the government?  The Crown enabled the official that wronged you, and you are now asking a court who’s power is derived from the discretion of Crown…

    You see where I am going with this, you cannot sue the Crown.  Even if you could, do you think they will rule honestly?

    But this is America, and we fought a war to get away from this, right?  We did indeed fight the war but didn’t get away from from it.  From the pocket Constitution on my desk, Article III, Section 2 says:

    Unfortunately, if you have a problem with a particular person in the US Government acting under the Constitution, you are stuck going through the courts set up under that same Constitution.  This concept is further reinforced under the 11th Amendment.

    Page break…

    Unfortunately, there will be no lawsuits affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Counsels, and those in which a State shall be Party.  Can you sue a government agency or the state itself for violation of rights?  Of course, but the asshole that did it is immune because he was just doing his job.

    The problem I have with this is the lawsuit is for libel, which is knowingly spreading false information that disparages the subject in print or other forms of media.  Unlike slander, which is spoken, libel has a record of happening making it easier to prove.  Even after an unedited version of the video suggested the story the media told about the incident was wrong, they continued telling the same story saying the MAGA hat wearing Covington kids started an altercation and the dude banging the drum was trying to keep the peace, and it was racist to smirk at the guy.  Only a racist would wear a MAGA hat.

    Well, Lizzy got busy spreading this misinformation on Twitter.  Per this clown’s ruling, a senator is immune from spreading what any reasonable person can determine is a lie, because a senator giving her opinion on current events falls under a senator’s daily duties.  I for one say this is bullshit, and she should be held personally responsible for spreading this lie.  Being a senator and now a candidate for president means the lie will spread faster from the press coverage she will recieve, harming the subjects further than had she done the sensible thing and said nothing at all.

    …but her inability to simply not lie is another matter.

    So what in the hell kind of beer is this?  This is a pineapple sour ale aged in tequila barrels.  I thought this was going to suck.  Arizona has a rather popular pineapple wheat beer that I go for from time to time that I find a bit sweet, but chuggable on a hot day.  This is not like that.  I thought it was going to to be too sour for me to enjoy.  This is not like that either.  Finally, I thought this was going to be a blast of tequila; no, this is not like that at all.  It is interesting, rather expensive ($16), but otherwise well done.  La Cumbre Piña Quercus 3.5/5.

  • Who’s a Good Boy?

    Everyone love dogs.  Unless they are some sort of cat-loving sociopath.  Even the President.

    This is my review of Founders Underground Mountain Imperial Brown Ale

    A few days ago, this piece was put out by the Washington Post:

    The original photo

    “AMERICAN HERO!” Trump tweeted, with the photo of the dog he said ran down Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in a Syrian tunnel before Baghdadi killed himself.

    The distinctive star of the medal was replaced with a paw print.

    Trump and the Pentagon initially declined to release the dog’s name, later confirmed as Conan, but the canine has become a social media sensation after Trump tweeted a photo Monday.

    Conan also collided with a real-world moment after the conservative site Daily Wire tweeted the image Tuesday with McCloughan removed.

    A watermark for the site appears in Trump’s tweet, but it is a cropped version that removes the attribution of the source photo, which is the Associated Press. That would have indicated that it began as a legitimate news photo, raising the question of whether Trump or a staffer knew McCloughan had been edited out.

    The writer, Alex Horton has in his tagline he is an Veteran of the war in Iraq.  Since the inane notion that we cannot criticize people currently, or at any time ever served in the military is starting to make the rounds again, its either up to Swiss or I to go after this guy.  Because heaven forbid somebody that currently or at any time in the past served in the military can possibly be seen in a negative manner under any circumstance…

    Sorry Swissy.

    Alex, as a Veteran of two tours in Iraq, it is my humble opinion that you are a fucking idiot.  Do you honestly think Trump is dumb enough to NOT see there is a picture of a dog in front of him, whom he is giving a medal?  Now, I get that you think Trump is a moron, but do you not think it is possible Trump or his staffer might remember that time he gave a medal…TO A DOG?  Maybe where you live in idiot-land you might give a random dog a medal for being cute and walking up tall without its tail covering it’s genitals but here in reality we see that its a Photoshop.  People may be dumb but we realize the photo is clearly fake, and that Trump retweeted the photo because its funny, and that is one hell of a dog.

    Who’s a good boy?

    Here’s the kicker, the NYT got a hot take from the MOH recipient that was removed from the photo:

    McCloughan saw the photo as an attempt to herald the dog’s actions in combat, he told the New York Times.

    “This recognizes the dog is part of that team of brave people,” he said. McCloughan said he worked with military dogs in Vietnam, where they helped scouts detect enemy positions.

    McCloughan was 23 in May 1969 when his unit was caught in a fierce firefight in Tam Ky. He was raked by shrapnel from a rocket-propelled grenade while assessing other soldiers for their injuries, but despite his wounds, McCloughan repeatedly braved enemy fire to carry the injured to safety.

    This is the world we live in, where I am forced to point out to idiots like Alex Horton they are being idiots and it comes out with me looking like I am defending Trump.  Screw you Alex, and all the idiots that took it upon themselves to fact-check an obvious joke, when they could be fact-checking or showing any kind of skepticism towards things that actually matter.

    What is not a joke is this beer.  Quite frankly, I have yet to come across a Founder’s varietal that is a joke.  This is a heavy-bodied brown ale with espresso notes and aged in bourbon barrels.  They might go too far with the coffee, but that just makes it better suited for day-drinking.  It will not keep you up all night, baiting your neighbors dog.  Do not drink this cold, and do not chug it.  Founders Underground Mountain Imperial Brown Ale:  4.4/5

     

  • Poll: Which is the Greatest Halloween Candy?

    So, you all have probably figured out by now that TPTB are all real-life friends. We don’t make any secret of that fact; after all, it’s why this site exists.

    As such, we spend most of the day (and evening) popping into and out of a Super Secret Chat Room. Well, last Friday morning, I posted a link in chat, and damn, Skippy, if all hell didn’t break loose.

    It didn’t quite get to the level of slapping each other with gloves and choosing seconds, but it was just short of that.

    Here’s the link that incited the near-riot: Most Popular Halloween Candy

    What say you, Glibertariat? What’s the greatest Halloween candy of all time?

  • Food Porn: You’re doing it wrong, Canada

    As always, I credit my ideas for writing prompts each week with you.  Seriously, it’s you people that allow me to do this and not drive myself nuts.

    This is my review of Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron.

    So in last Sunday’s inspiring Glibfit article, Chafed inspired something in all of us.  Some of it was good, but others…

    Plus, I never liked what poutine looked like.

    What I actually wanted to call it, was “diarrhea over fries”.  My problem at that exact moment, was that I was drinking beer at OMWC’s second least favorite airport while simultaneously watching the Cardinals managing to somehow win another game, I forgot how to spell diarrhea.  Autocorrect was not helping me at all.

    I’ll have my revenge.

    I know what you are thinking:  “you get held up by diarrhea but Monteczuma comes out easy?”  No. Because I spelled that wrong too.

    In my defense though, there are several ways to spell that.  While not dead, Nahuatl is an unusual language.  As for the topic at hand, it is equally as interesting:

    1. The spelling of “diarrhea” is an appropriation of the Greek “diarrhoia” meaning “a flowing through.”

    2. Middle English diaria, from Medieval Latin, from Late Latin diarrhoea, from Greek diarroia, from diarrein, to flow through : dia-, dia- + rhein, to flow, run; see sreu- in Indo-European roots.]

    3. diarrhoea U.S. diarrhea noun the runs, the trots (informal) dystentery, looseness, the skits (informal) Montezuma’s revenge (informal) gippy tummy, holiday tummy, Spanish tummy, the skitters (informal)

    4.  “oe” / “ae / “e”: Common diphthongs like “oe” / “œ” (e.g. “diarrhoea”, “oestrogen”) and “ae” / “æ” (e.g. “encyclopaedia”, “leukaemia”, “anaesthesia”) in British and Canadian spelling “diarrhea”, “estrogen”, “encyclopedia”, “leukemia”, “anesthesia”). are usually simplified in American usage to “e”

    5. 1398, from O.Fr. diarrie, from L. diarrhoea, from Gk. diarrhoia “diarrhea” (coined by Hippocrates), lit. “a flowing through,” from diarrhein “to flow through,” from dia- “through” + rhein “to flow.” Respelled 16c. from diarria on Latin model.

    RESPELLED? Why? What happened in the 16th century that would have caused such a word to be respelled?

    So now we know.

    How am I able to link all this to the beer?  Those are Spanish words meaning holy brown stick…

    It is typical Dogfish Head. Pricey ($13.99 ….. for 4 bottles), but really good. It is a nice, thick brown ale aged in bourbon barrels.  I have to assume is quite the popular style of craft beer in the area I was traveling for business (the south), because it was either that or half a dozen choices for IPA.  Don’t drink this one ice cold. Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron:  4.5/5.

  • That awkward moment Mexico beats the United States at something.

    In the news over the past few, several articles came out speculating Mexico to be the next to legalize marijuana. While you could theoretically get it there anyways, it wasn’t exactly legal for anybody without large quantities of cash on hand to pay off Mexican cops.  So it is in this sense, they beat us at something other than fútbol.

    This is my review of Hemptails Citrus Gold

    How does this work in Mexico?  A brief rundown of how the court functions can be found here.  For those of you capable of reading Spanish above the college level (don’t look at me), here is the official webpage for Suprema Corte de Justicia de la Nación. If you want to dig up the court decision, I’m sure it’s in there somewhere.  For everyone else, it takes five repeated decisions from the Mexican Supreme Court to set enough legal precedent to compel their legislative body to act.  Do they need the court’s permission first?  Of course not.  It might be a fun thought experiment in this country if this is how that worked.

    Hopefully just as a thought experiment; I am in no way advocating this.  Can you imagine the idiotic things they could come up based on the way certain SCOTUS justices find things in the Constitution that aren’t exactly written in there?

    Those decisions came in November of last year, so it was only a matter of time before they were going to get around to it.

    “This 5th judgement means that, while the cannabis prohibition law nominally remains in place for now (and arrests remain possible), all judges nationally are now bound by the Supreme Court judgement as a defense in the (now much less likely) scenario of prosecutions being brought,” according to Transform, a think tank that was part of the effort to overturn the ban. “The legalisation of cannabis for adult personal use, possession, private cultivation and sharing is therefore currently de facto(in practical effect), rather than de jure (formalised in law/legislation).”

    It appears they will finish the job by the end of the month.

    Senator Julio Menchaca Salazar introduced a legalization bill last month that seeks to establish a comprehensive regulatory framework. Under Salazar’s bill, Mexico’s Department of Health would regulate the cultivation, processing, and transportation of cannabis.

    In Mexico’s lower house, the Chamber of Deputies, leader Mario Delgado Carillo introduced a bill that would formally set up a legalized market whereby the government would have a state monopoly on cannabis sales. Carillo’s bill envisions a great deal of the revenue from marijuana sales going to social programs.

    […]

    Both chambers of the Mexican legislature are controlled by the MORENA Party, which President López founded. MORENA is a left-of-center political party that was founded in 2014.

    Monreal says members of the Chamber of Deputies, the other half of Mexico’s legislature, will be invited to provide feedback on the legalization bill.

    Good for them.  No seriously.

    Woof. Is that a promise?

    One of the arguments for legalization of cannabis in the United States is rooted in the practical experience we can take from the 18th Amendment, which prohibited alcohol between 1920 to 1933.  I know that you are likely capable of reading in English at the 4th grade level, and coming to the basic conclusion from the article linked above,  Americans still drank alcohol during that time.  It was provided by bootleggers, distributed by rumrunners—basically people willing to be criminals to make a living.  People willing to be criminals in one sense to make a living are probably willing to be criminals in another sense, which is basically the plot to Breaking Bad.  The problem of course is nearly nobody alive today was around to see it, and schools appear to jump from the civil war, directly to the civil rights era in history class.  Given the level of violent crime in Mexico, if nothing else we’ll probably get to see this in action again….or they just switch to growing poppies and continue shooting each other.

    It probably will not mean much for those that go to Mexico from time to time.  Turns out cannabis is still mostly illegal here and Border Patrol is still actively searching for drugs at border crossings.  Unless of course you were already a mule…

     

    They call this a “malt beverage” but I drank this explicitly for purposes of this review.   There is little redeeming quality to this beverage and any reasonable person might be comfortable with it being made illegal.  Thankfully, nobody around here might be considered reasonable. Hemptails Citrus Gold:  1.5/5

     

  • This coffee sucks

    For those of you that followed my series on coffee and coffee related products, you’ll note there is a sizable gap.  I was undergoing a home remodel and had engaged an dishonest contractor.  I spent most of my time attempting to get satisfaction and destroy said business.  I am happy to report nearly all the work was completed and the company is out of business.  Now, time for coffee

    Today friends we will be exploring vacuum brewing.  Fans of Breaking Bad may remember Libertarian Gale’s coffee brewing contraption, which he claimed made the best possible cup of coffee.  Walt seemed to agree.  That was an overly complex representation of what is a simple brewing method.  A Vacuum brewer or siphon brewer is composed of two chambers connected with a tube, covered with a filter and sealed with a gasket.  Course ground coffee is placed in the upper chamber and fresh water poured into the lower chamber.  The contraption is place on a heat source (burner) and as the water temperature rises, pressure forces the water into the upper chamber where it saturates the coffee grounds.  Give the coffee slurry a little stir and wait one minute before removing from heat.  As the lower chamber cools, a vacuum is created which draws the brewed coffee back into the lower chamber.  It is a mesmerizing process as you anxiously wait for the water to boil and exhilarating to watch the coffee magically pulled back into the lower chamber.  To serve, remove the top chamber and place it in its holder.  The lower chamber is now just a regular pot of coffee.  Put on your ‘Flo’ name tag and top off everyone’s mug.  The unit I bought is made by Yama for $62, serves 8 cups and looks like meth making equipment.  All but your most jaded friends will be impressed by this bad boy.

    Personally I’m a function over form kind of guy and don’t give a darn how something looks if it does not work.  So does it make good coffee?  Absolutely.  Vacuum brewing extracts coffee at a lower temperature than traditional brewing methods and is sort of like a hybrid between cold brew and drip coffee.  So if you like the low acid, sweeter taste of cold brew coffee, but don’t like waiting a day or two for the process, a vacuum brewer may be the choice for you.  Once you learn the process a vacuum brewer is idiot proof.  Vacuum brewers don’t have many variables other than you can adjust grind and steep time, but that is it.  Water temp is controlled by the atmosphere and I have no idea how this method works at different altitudes. The cup is very clean thanks to the cloth filter, which to my palate is between a metal mesh filter and paper filter for preserving origin flavor.  If you like to make quick coffee with little clean up, this is definitely not the method for you, because it make a big mess every time I use the Yama.  It is also the slowest brew method with the exception of cold brewing.  A hack I have learned is to pre-heat the water in a kettle and then place the brewer on the stove.  Another strike against the Yama is that it is big.  I have to store it in a separate cabinet away from all my other brew methods because it is so tall.  Despite these short falls the Yama is in regular rotation for when guest are present.  It is the largest volume coffee maker I own and it never fails to grab people’s attention.  The Yama is unique in aesthetics, taste and function and definitely the most impressive to behold while working.

     

    Fresh Grounds and water

     

    Place over medium heat

     

    Once water reaches top chamber give a stir and wait one minute

     

    After one minute remove from heat and wait for coffee to return to lower chamber

     

    Serve ONLY in Glibs branded mug

     

    Pros:

    people will think you’re a mad scientist

    you friends will be impressed

    good coffee

    Makes enough to serve multiple people or yourself multiple times

    Cons:

    expensive

    fragile and bulky

    slow to brew

    clean up is difficult because of shape and number of parts.

     

     

     

  • Just the Tip

    One day I went to a restaurant/bar that my sister worked at in college.  She was just paying her way, and I really just showed up because I didn’t have much anything better to do after work and it didn’t make sense to drive home if I was just going to have to drive back out again to pick her up.  So I ordered a beer and told her to bring the check with her.   Under the gratuity tab I wrote:

    $0.00  HA!!!*

    This is my review of Brasserie Caracoule Nostradamus Belgian Brown Ale

    Earlier this summer, this article from Politico ruffled a few feathers.  It is an editorial discusing a piece of legislation that will not only raise the nation minimum wage to $15, it also contains a provision that will eliminate tipping.

    There’s another provision in the legislation—eliminating the subminimum tipped wage—that corrects a wrong that goes much further back than the previous federal minimum wage increase. For workers regularly making more than $30 a month in tips, employers can currently pay as little as $2.13 an hour. That subminimum wage has been frozen at this level for decades. Should the Raise the Wage Act pass the House, it will mark the first time that either chamber of Congress has moved to eliminate the subminimum wage, which not only deepens economic inequalities but also happens to be a relic of slavery.

    I suppose that makes it problematic the most racist president in American History happens to carry a bunch of $20’s in his back pocket specifically for tips–and it is.  He is supposedly a billionaire, I expect $100’s.  Chances are pretty good he made a fortune in the hospitality industry and knows those workers are often motivated to work hard if he tips well.

    Should’ve shown more leg

    Is the United States emblematic of it’s underlying racism by perpetuating a tipping culture in the services industry?  Lets check in with the supposed most perfect country of them all, and an actual racist country and see if there is a tipping culture there…I guess they showed me.  Or did they?  Chances are the most reasonable explanation for such a disparity between these two countries is—its complicated.  After all, in Japan tipping is considered rude.

    Here’s my problem:  I happen to be a person of color, and while I have experienced casual racism on occasion nobody is lynching me.  From the “inherently racist society” standpoint, sometimes somebody will say something stupid.  To be honest all it really tells me is that person is an idiot, if all they are doing is saying stupid things there is no sense in letting that affect my mood.  From the “inherently racist society therefore racist government” standpoint, some Janet Reno type is not sending anybody to kick down my door, and take me back to where I came from.  Yes, immigration raids are a thing, but given that I’m a natural born citizen that’s not really a concern for me.  Besides, that’s more a symptom of a our quasi-eunuch culture that practically begs for an enormous overbearing bureaucracy to step in, and make things all better…

    The worst I normally experience is from other Mexicans, who assume I primarily speak Spanish based entirely on appearances.  Let’s face it, if I put on a Panama Hat, tuck in a collared shirt, and walk around a bit somebody is going to ask if I need hands on my hacienda.  Its a look I pull off.

    That said, the only way we can fix this is for some to recognize society has moved on from sins of the past.  Was it bad?  Absolutely.  Is it a custom with roots in an unsavory part of history?  Okay fine, yes.  Is it a custom that continues to be justified by this unsavory history?  No, it absolutely is not.  We tip because we know some occupations do not make a particularly affluent living, but it is a living because the expectation is the service they provide can be rewarded IF it is exemplary.  Failure to provide said service in even an acceptable manner, will result in the employer to fire said employee because that service is not particularly difficult and a replacement is easily found.

    People making this argument against tipping culture, conveniently forget the owner of the establishment also loses if the service is bad.  The food may be fantastic, but it doesn’t do anybody any good if I am staring at my empty water glass because I am not presently eating that fantastic meal.  If I should leave, nobody gets paid and the owner is stuck with the cost of the unserved food.  Repeat this process for a year and none of the servers and the owner are without work—because the restaurant is out of business.  But servers in Europe are paid without tips… In my experience, the service and food in France sucked, the service in England and Ireland was good even if the food also sucked.  Guess which countries I was expected to tip?

    Want people to move on from our racist past?  Stop trying to scour every single aspect of culture and society in an attempt to root out a nearly extinct boogeyman.  The rest of us moved on, perhaps you should too.

     

    Is this beer any good?  Hell yeah it is.  It is similar to red label Chimay but does not bear the Trappist mark for those that prefer Catholics not fly their freak flag.  Not quite as good.  What?  Did you think I was going to yammer on about Nostradamus?

    In the year the emperor’s robe turns ablaze. Drink will spill.  The libation bearing my name, flows to enhance the good times they will.

    How is that?  Brasserie Caracoule Nostradamus Belgian Brown Ale 3.8/5

    *Relax, I had $2 in cash on hand and left it on the table.  Not enough to pay for the beer, but plenty for a tip.  Why wouldn’t I tip my own sister?

  • This years suggestions for the sharply dressed orphan.

    This year, plenty more ideas came to mind at Glib HQ for libertarian costumes.  Because if you can’t go around town without insulting somebody, you may as well insult everybody.

    This is my review of Leinenkugel’s Harvest Patch Shandy.

    We’ll put these in no particular order…

    10.  Undead David Koch.

    For this one, a Dracula costume will probably work.  It’ll probably be expensive buying everyone off in the neighborhood.

    9.  The Hat & The Hair

    This is a good couples costume idea, but if you’re going to do it, take it to the next level.  A modified Lidsville costume should prove useful in creeping everyone out.  A standard Cousin It will suffice for the hair, and should prove confusing to everyone under 25.

    8A. Hong Kong Protestor

     

    8B.  Slutty Hong Kong Protestor

    Party like its 1989…

    7.  Steve Bannon

    Trump’s former campaign chairman, or a homeless man?  I don’t know, does it really matter if you can tell the difference?

    6.  Log Cabin Republican

    Because one of you needs an excuse to walk around shirtless in a pair of jorts.

    5.  Hillary Clinton

    Okay, this might just be a Chulthu mask and a Mu-mu  but be honest, have you ever seen Chulthu and Hillary in the same room?  I contend this is not a coincidence!

    4.  John Bolton’s mustache

    Find one of these old man disguises and run around convincing everyone of all the countries we need to bomb.

     

     

    3.  The tooth fairy

    Because why not?

    2.  Justin Trudeau

    Is it donning brown-face if you are simply portraying the infamous, serial brown-face Justin Trudeau?  If that isn’t meta enough, if one accuses you of being racist, inform them you are 1/1024th Indian—as in not Native American!

    1. Slutty Greta

    Did you know the age of consent in Sweden is 15?  We were going to go with Pope Greta the Rheeeeeeeee, but decided if you have the hips and the blank face to pull this one off…

    Leinenkugel for whatever reason thinks it can pull off this whole “Shandy” thing.  It most certainly does not pull off a “pumpkin shandy” in any sense.  It smells like vanilla, and is far too sweet to be called beer.  It does not give me any reason to change my opinion of their shandy line, which remains:  whoever thought of this deserves to be shot.  Leinenkugel’s Harvest Shandy:  1.9/5