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  • Q’s Brain Toilet

    Introduction

    Welcome to the inaugural installment of Q’s Brain Toilet; a collection of vignettes designed to demonstrate the random thoughts that flutter in and out of the Hell that is my cranium. My aim is to amuse, inform and, primarily, to inflict upon you the excrement produced by my cerebrum; because misery loves company. If people like it, and it pleases the Overlords, maybe this can become a semi-regular feature? Maybe? In any case, on with the show!

    Political Nihilism: Legitimate Philosophy or Cop-out?

    We Glibs comprise a loose association of philosophically similar individuals who are by no means ideologically homogeneous. Some call themselves yokeltarians, others an-caps, still others Objectivists; it runs the gamut. While I have evolved over time from a more traditional Republican in my younger days to a card carrying LP member and then to a decidedly small-l libertarian, more recently I find myself landing on what I call Political Nihilism. In many ways, I’m still a run-of-the-mill libertarian; I zealously believe in the NAP as a guiding principle of political ethics, I consider the government to be an embodiment of violence and put primary focus on individual rights and liberty. I also love ass-sex (only with ladies, sorry guys). However, I’ve come around to the thought that no matter how many limitations you place on government it will, like water in a mountain stream, find ways around them. It might take a while, but it will happen. The Founders in the US did a pretty bang up job trying to decentralize power, limit government authority and emphasize individual freedom. We see how in just 240 years it’s been chipped down into a shadow of its former self and all indications are that it will be reduced to rubble in the short to medium term. I’ve said that the right amount of government is like the right amount of cancer, so wouldn’t it stand to reason that anarcho-capitalism would be the solution? Unfortunately, I think an-cap is just as utopian as communism. I think it quickly devolves into might-makes-right with no respect for individual liberty. Where does that leave us? Well, nothing works long term. But I suppose that’s expected; like Fight Club says, given a long enough timeline, everyone’s life expectancy goes to zero. It was fun while it lasted.

    Female Ejaculation vs. Squirting

    Any connoisseur of the finer erotic streaming sites (as I know you all are) has surely come across videos of women ecstatically expelling large amounts of fluid during orgasm. This is often termed “female ejaculation”. I’m here to relieve and correct you of your wrongitude. Female ejaculation is a milky white secretion emitted during orgasm from the Skene’s glands, sometimes (stupidly) called the female prostate. The amount is similar to male ejaculation (1 – 5 mL) and has a similar composition to semen (with no sperm, obviously). Squirting or gushing is what is typically portrayed in porn movies and is actually a type of orgasmic incontinence. A study performed bladder ultrasounds on women who regularly squirt. Their bladders were confirmed empty prior to masturbation, then reexamined at a level of high sexual excitement to find the bladder had rapidly filled up. After climax (and attendant Old Faithfulness), the bladder was confirmed empty again. Analysis of the fluid revealed a composition similar to highly dilute urine, but with a curiously higher fructose content. For those who haven’t accomplished/experienced this kind of fun before, here is a how-to guide (seriously, majorly, utterly NSFW; not kidding, do not click).

    Womb Envy?

    I’ve written pretty extensively (ad nauseum in fact) on what I see as the intrinsic differences between men and women (shameless self promotion). That long-winded piece does a pretty good job, I think, of summing up why more men are failing to launch, falling behind in school, professionally and generally in life. Misandry from feminist policy making aside, men don’t have to excel anymore to get laid. The supply of pussy went up and the price came down. It also outlines that women are generally dissatisfied with the dating landscape due to giving up their leverage on the sexual marketplace. However, what accounts for monotonically declining female happiness in a more general, existential sense? This again, I believe, is an unintended consequence of the Sexual Revolution. In spite of propaganda to the contrary, women have always been part of the workforce, it’s just that in bygone days that work was primarily done in the home. Try telling any mother that raising children, cleaning, preparing meals and generally keeping life from falling apart isn’t work and you’re likely to get an open palm across the face. Additionally, women may not have entered the workforce outside the home en masse until post-Sexual Revolution, but there were still a fair number who did work before. My great-grandmother for example, graduated from college in the ’20s and worked for Union County, New Mexico as a “domestic assistant”. Essentially this meant she traveled to country folk and taught them the basics of canning food, haberdashery, general domestic skills and basic personal finance. This profession is something that contemporary feminists would deride contemptuously, but I’d like to see them do any of those things. At any rate, it’s not the work itself that has made women unhappy, I fully support people (and that includes women) pursuing whatever goals they want. What has made them unhappy is that work, as defined by feminism, has not complemented domestic life, but supplanted it. For a man, if he’s lucky, he has a job he can tolerate. For a significant portion, it’s pointless and soul-sucking drudgery; only a tiny minority really love and feel passionate about work. What makes it worthwhile for a man is the fact that the drudgery is in service of a much greater project; the support and sustenance of hearth and home. That’s what makes him get up each morning and do things he’d rather not do. You see, men’s work has never been a substitute for domestic life, it’s an integral part of it. Creating and raising children is just about the only thing in existence that lies at the intersection of our biological, sexual, intellectual and spiritual natures. It is the primary purpose of our silly little lives at the most basic level. Feminists, thinking that male work was an end to itself, sold the idea to women that entering the workforce “like a man” would lead to more life satisfaction. They grievously misunderstood that working for a man has a higher purpose to the home and that work, in and of itself, is often not very satisfying. Women largely relegated domestic life to the back burner, if not chucking it altogether, thinking that career, money and professional power would provide happiness by itself. Unfortunately, this approach has largely failed. This is not to discourage women from working or encourage men to become Mr. Mom. There are a zillion different ways to skin a domestic cat. It’s a critique that, for the vast majority of humanity, child-rearing and family must take the central role in life for maximum happiness for both men and women, whatever else may have peripheral roles.

    TTFN

    Well, that’s it for this pilot installment of Q’s Brain Toilet. If you want more, say so in the comments. Likewise, if you hate it and want me to crawl back under the rock from whence I came, say that. Or don’t read it and skip down to the comments. Whatever.

  • Quita los enlaces muchachos… espera … dame los enlaces!

    Who is it?

    Brett cannot come to the door at the moment. In his present condition, he may take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject himself to further PM link absences. He appreciates your understanding.

    Brett does not know who you are. But know that he has a particular set of skills, built up from a long career….

     

    Here’s links from below the wall!

    Ever wonder who is buying Venezuala’s oil? They have to be producing something right? Well, now you know.

    Once again, we have further proof Brazil elected a fascist as he…proposed pension reform…?

    The proposal would set a minimum retirement age of 65 for men and 62 for women, among other changes.

    The government said the overhaul would save more than 1 trillion reais (£210bn; $270bn) over the next decade.

    But opposition parties argue the changes would penalise the poorest.

    The proposal must be approved by both Houses of Congress.

    Many previous governments in Brazil have tried but failed to reform the country’s pension system, which is running large deficits, a situation expected to worsen in coming decades as the country’s population ages.

    President Jair Bolsonaro, a far-right politician who was elected last year, said the issue would be the number one priority at the start of his new government.

     

    Que lastima

    A 7.5 Magnitude earthquake struck near the border of Ecuador and Peru. https://www.npr.org/2019/02/22/696961234/7-5-magnitude-earthquake-strikes-near-ecuadors-border-with-peru

    Unfortunately, rescue operations are not likely to be needed, much to Howlin Mad Murdock’s dismay…

    “The Peru-Chile Trench is an area that hosts large earthquakes quite regularly,” the USGS said. It added that 15 other intermediate-depth earthquakes have occurred within 310 miles of the epicenter in the past 100 years.

    “Today’s earthquake is the largest of these,” the USGS said.

    The earthquake isn’t likely to trigger a tsunami, geologists said.

    “A destructive Pacific-wide tsunami is not expected” because of the quake, the U.S. Tsunami Warning Center said in notices that were sent to Hawaii, Guam, American Samoa and other areas.

     

    Cubans flock to the polls yesterday to vote on a new constitution. Does socialism have a future, CNN asks?

    If passed, Cuba’s updated constitution would protect private property, reintroduce the role of prime minister and, for the first time, limit the Cuban presidency to two consecutive five-year terms. Championed by Raul Castro, brother and successor to Fidel, the document is hoped to enshrine the fundamentals of Cuba’s existing political system for the next generation.

    Right. Sure it is.  I’m calling it now, 98% of Cubans will vote to keep Castro in power.

    Here’s something stuck in my head from this morning. Enjoy.

     

  • Glib is a social construct

    Hello and welcome back to “Pie ponders”, in which Pie – that is me, for those who are well… slow – raises questions on various topics of great importance. Today, we talk about social constructs and their role in the world. The usual disclaimers apply, this is not an academic opinion (for whatever those are worth) cause the internet is full of them. It is just some random musing.

    First things first… What do you mean, social constructs? Well a social construct means, conveniently, whatever you need it to mean to suit your argument. I will analyze but a minor aspect of this vast topic, in my typical way of doing such things. But let’s start by giving The Grandfather of All Knowledge, Wikipedia, and a quick quote

    A social construct or construction concerns the meaning, notion, or connotation placed on an object or event by a society, and adopted by the inhabitants of that society with respect to how they view or deal with the object or event.[citation needed] In that respect, a social construct as an idea would be widely accepted as natural by the society.

    A major focus of social constructionism is to uncover the ways in which individuals and groups participate in the construction of their perceived social reality. It involves looking at the ways social phenomena are developed, institutionalized, known, and made into tradition by humans.

    Alt text is disrespectful for things Holy

    Social constructs seem, in my experience, to have a more prominent role in the discourse of the more progressive part of the political mess. This is part of a fairly straight forward strategy: declare things they do not like as being social constructs imposed by some sort of oppressive structure and decide those things can be changed at will, to suit whatever social justice goals. I want to try to have a quick look at this claim and all the activism it underlies.

    There are two ways, in my view off course, to address social construct. The wrong way, which comes from the frankly ridiculous purely social constructionist / blank slate view of humanity, and the correct way, by looking at human history and how social contracts appeared and evolved.

    In past posts I have briefly mentioned the nature vs nurture debate of the individual human – with my view that it is combination of both and the boundary is blurry at this time (time is a social construct). Nature can have two components human nature, which was built by millions of years of evolution, and non-human environment which shapes the underlying human material.  As a side note, I have always found the blank slate view on the left curious, given those people mock the religious for not believing in evolution, but somehow think that evolution created a total blank slate human. It is awful silly.

    Now… to address the concept of social constructs. To a point, and depending on definitions, everything is a social construct in human interaction. Humans are, after all, social being and they have enough intelligence and self-awareness to go beyond pure nature and instinct, this is what makes humans human.

    A good number of social constructs have their origin in some biological / environmental factor or other and have evolved slowly over the years. They are old and similar in many civilizations, some of which evolved independently throughout history.  So how did they come to be? Chance? The social construct fairy? For others, the “social” element is stronger, especially when the origin is let us say murky. I would give, as an example of this, various rituals and superstitions and taboos born out of the general human fear of the unknown and of the supernatural. They can take a wide variety of forms from the same deep roots.

    Many social changes came after technological changes, which took humans further from nature and, as such, less constrained by pure biology. Social constructs of the hunter gatherer pack may have existed for many years until the first village came to be. Those villages had their social constructs until the town, the city, the kingdom, the empire made their way. Social constructs, for the most part, did not change suddenly and randomly. And while they were shaped by various humans – especially ones in position of influence – to suit their wishes, this was a slow process and, for most cases, not in any way designed or planned in advance.

    Off course, there being a lot of variables, there were differences between various cultures. Some of this influenced by environment, some by small random divergences which accumulated over many years. But you can also find plenty in common.

    The more technology and economy evolved, the more population grew – all interlinked things – the more humans moved away from the pure natural world. Humans began to shape the world as the world shaped them. Societies and forms of organization became more complex, and social constructs kept pace, to the point that some have very little purely biological origin, or better said very little tApparently puff puff pass is not a social cosntructhat can be easily discerned.

    There is no underlying patriarchy permeating human society and molding social constructs to oppress women by imposing purely social gender roles, as your friendly neighborhood feminist may tell you. There are, however, patriarchal organizations of human society, that being a different thing.  It is not like men secretly got together in 11345 BC and held a council in which they decided to start oppressing the wymminz and formulated a plan to that effect. Off course, no one with half a brain actually suggests this, but the interwebz are vast and much derp exists. Most of the gender roles had some of their roots in biology and were slowly shaped – for better or worse – over the years.

    It is, off course, absolutely true that social organizations throughout human history had oppressive elements, sometimes fewer, sometimes more, depending. But while this is true, it is, in isolation, meaningless. There are oppressive elements, so what? If you do not understand them properly, you will not be able to fix them. And ignoring biology and environment stops that understanding in its tracks.

    One can say religion in general has roots in human biology, while acknowledging that the different forms of many religions have less of a direct root in nature. But many of those religions started as basic animism and were molded by a developing humanity over many thousands of years to reach the current state where any random Sci-Fi writer can start his own cult.

    The fact that something may be a social construct does not mean it is necessarily bad or that needs be changed or that it does not have a serious reason for existing, this is something that needs proving. It does not mean it does not have strong roots in nature and environment. It does not mean it can be changed at will and, if it can be change, maybe not to whatever idealistic view some have. There may be many ramifications and secondary effects. A lot of social constructs are well established, old, powerful and difficult to alter. On the other side of things, this does not necessarily mean one should give up on change, just that one needs be very careful with it. Change what to what how and can we have a metric of a successful change?

    Many things exist for a reason and you cannot just tear them down and replace them with nothing. You can rebuild some from the ground up, but not all at once. A revolutionary approach to social change rarely works. To use a meaningless analogy – if the pillars to a building need repair, you do not knock them down all at once.

    And in the end, if what you are trying to build strays too much from human nature as constrained by the current environment, you will fail. Fortunately, in such cases, you need never admit failure because it was not the concept that failed, but just that the wrong people were involved, there was a vast conspiracy against them, and yes some eggs may have been broken but that does not mean you give up, you try again even harder.

    I was going to write more about it but I decided to keep it short. Brevity is the soul of Pie. To leave one last though to illustrate the point, we can agree big boobs – broadly speaking, thicc-ness in general – and large penises are pure social constructs, while on the other hand, the NBA being better than MLB is simply objective reality. Discuss.

  • Monday Morning Links

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except Spike Lee who was quite upset last night.

     

    Speaking of the Oscars, this is the only part that ever seems to entertain me.  Reanimate Joan Rivers’ corpse!

     

    It’s easy to know what the left is up to, all you have to do is listen to what they are accusing the right of doing.

     

    Striking a massive blow for actual equality, a Texas judge ruled an all-male military draft is unconstitutional.

     

    Half of all business economists see a recession by the end of 2020.  I wonder how many of these same economists saw the housing bubble or (more likely) laughed at the few economists warning about it.

     

    Democrats fight to stop Trump’s emergency declaration.

     

    I hope so.

     

    How can you not love this timeline?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and move on with my day.

  • SEA SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS

    HI, SHIP!

     

    SEA SMITH JOIN WEEKEND FUN. HE WANT DO LINKS LIKE GIANT STONE HEAD AND COUSIN STEVE SMITH! ENJOY LINKS, GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS:

    1. SEA SMITH EXPECT MANY PUN WHEN READ ARTICLE. “Security at the train station in the town of Dang Dong, on the Chinese border where Kim is expected arrive by train, has also been stepped up.”
    2. THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT. ALSO, HOPE NO MINNESODA GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS WERE ON SHIP.
    3. DICK BRUS DEPOSIT INSTRUMENT? SOUND LIKE JOB FOR SEA SMITH! WAIT, THIS JUST SILLY SHIP THING.

     

    COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

  • IFLA: The “All Men are Liars” Edition of the Horoscope for February 24th

    I am a liar.

    My relationship with the Truth has waxed and waned.  I was a liar from a very young age, particularly after I learned that lying could help me get away with things and contra to what my parents told me, telling the truth didn’t make things better (nor was I believed when I told the truth.)  At some point, my moral development kicked in, and I began valuing Truth for its own sake, culminating in college, where I joined a fraternity that had “Truth” as one of its cardinal principles, got a degree in the hard sciences, and began work in an analytical chemistry law-enforcement lab.  Then I became involved with a beautiful woman who believed that the value of Truth was in its utility, and had extremely persuasive arguments for that point of view (and by very persuasive arguments I mean “but dat ass doe.”)

    Anyway, this puts me in good company, since lying is not only a tradition or social norm among arcanists, but is part of the very education process.  Sometimes, (such as now) people are quite overt about it.  For example, when you are building up your Thelemic library you will encounter The Book of Lies.  Which was titled as such because ol’ A.C. was becoming more arrogant and thought that his students/useful idiots needed to be explicitly told that all of his works were full of lies.  The ones that refused to have their faith in him shaken were then excellent sources of funds and substitute/short term Scarlet Women.

    All occult texts suffer from internal contradictions of purpose.  They need to record the author’s discoveries, but prevent them from being stolen.  They must educate the worthy apprentice, but confound the doofus.  Sometimes key words were omitted (a practice the remains today in writings of Masonic and Masonic-derived rituals,) sometimes parts of the text are encoded, and sometimes lies are inserted, or truths misstated.  The idea being, those who had wisdom would be able to tell which parts were traps (and through their discernment of the truth would prove their worthiness to receive the secrets) while those unready would gain a flawed, useless, and harmless understanding.  Then when these false initiates would spread their error, true practitioners would be able to recognize the impostors.  This still happens today.  In my fraternity, there were bogus rituals and signs that were used specifically for situations such as your girlfriend demanding that you tell her secrets to prove you trusted her or whatever and a few times in college I had someone purporting to be a member of a different chapter slip me that faux handshake.  It was always very amusing to see the lengths people go to in order to cadge a free beer.

    I mention this because I will be discussing the role of Tarot occasionally, and I want you to know why there is so much contradictory information out there.  For example, I refer to the suit of “coins,” not “pentacles.”  If you read the literature contemporary with the creation of the Waite deck, the official name is “pentacles.”  That’s one of those lies.  People who call it pentacles are either dilettantes who don’t really know what they are doing, or people who don’t respect their clients to speak to them directly.  Either way, kick them to the curb and find a different reader.  another fun fact about the Waite deck, Artie Waite switched the order of two of the cards.  This is a classic bit of misdirection.  Now the debate is, was A.E.W. correcting an earlier trap, or adding one of his own?  The consensus answer is yes, though there are multiple arguments, fat too tedious and really not worth your while to go into here.  Instead, let’s see what the heavens have in store:

    This week, there is only one alignment:  Jupiter-Sol-Mercury-Mars.  This is indicative of discordant entities coming together but in a way that results in a positive outcome.  It’s good news for chefs and chemists, but bad news for sculptors and welders.

    This is the first week with the sun in Pisces, so let’s get them some theme music.  Also joining the party is Mercury, so it should be a great week for all the little fishies out there.  A waning gibbous moon in Scorpio is not such good news, indicating bad moods and crankiness, particularly to the detriment of your love life.  This might be related to Saturn and Venus being in Capricorn, which predicts that you’re going to say something rather stupid to a romantic partner.  Jupiter in Sagittarius is typically a good sign as we’ve mentioned before, but it is an aggressive pairing, which is important since Mars in Taurus is also such.  So we’ve got two indications of aggression, one of crankiness, and one warning about shooting your mouth off.  Probably a good week to practice whatever relaxation techniques work well for you.

    That’s what’s in the stars; here’s what’s in the cards:

    Pisces:  5 of Coins, reversed – Disorder, chaos, ruin, profligacy

    Aries:  8 of Cups, reversed – Great joy, feasting

    Taurus:  7 of Cups, reversed – Desire, will, determination

    Gemini:  6 of Wands – Victory, great news

    Cancer:  King of Swords – Skill, courage, destruction, wrath, ruin

    Leo:  King of Wands, reversed – Division, interruption, discord

    Virgo:  2 of Coins – Parties, recreation, news in writing, agitation

    Libra:  2 of Wands, reversed – Surprise, wonder, trouble, fear

    Scorpio:  Ace of Wands, reversed – Fall, decadence, perdition

    Sagittarius:  The Hermit, reversed – Concealment, disguise, fear

    Capricorn:  3 of Coins – skilled labor, artistry, glory, renown

    Aquarius:  Temperance – Economy, moderation, frugality, wise management

  • Sunday Morning (((Links)))

    After a week of deluge, the sun broke through, and I managed to build up a bit of Vitamin D. Other than the time I wasted inside commenting here. And doing morning links.

    It’s February 24th, and February 24th does not just bring any ordinary list of birthdays: today is the birthday of Abe Vigoda, who Yahweh-willing, will always be with us. Also whiner Joe Lieberman and singer/songwriter Michelle Shocked (whom SP and I saw live a few years back, just before she destroyed her own career by saying un-PC things- it was a GREAT show).

    But you little mamzers are here to ignore the news, not to ignore my patter, so let’s bring it on.


     

    “But it’s not REAL socialism!”

     

    Rub and Tug Gate expands. Could this be a triggering event to get government out of morality policing? Nah.

     

    Follow up to my link from yesterday. Feinstein feels the rage of the Left, who love to use kids as talking props.

     

    Not that it matters, we’re all dooooooomed! It’s SCIENCE!

     

    Adjacent Jew Haters surprised once again, using kids as target props. “Wait, they’re going to shoot back???” Of course, journalist being what they are, they can’t even get the age of the dead rioting kid consistent.

     

    The latest fashionable threat to our precious bodily fluids.

     

    Here’s a guy who knows how to do it right- when opportunity knocks, answer. It’s all racism, I’m sure.

     

    Well, this is a step down from Nikki Haley in every possible way. But it is fun to see the panic.

     

    TERRIFYING new warship! Hide under the bed!

     

    Could the entire North Carolina legislature be illegitimate? This judge seems to think so. (h/t Lt Fish)

     

    A Cessna 172 is hard to crash. But the youth of today never says never and presses on!

     


    Old Guy Music, and an interesting remake of one of my favorite songs and my theme for today. Listening to this, I wanted to grab my flute and start playing along, but I figured that SP and Wonder Dog would not be amused at being awakened at this time of the morning…

  • ZARDOZ SATURDAY EVENING ADVICE AND LINKS

    WRONG!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAK TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ HAS BEEN DISPATCHING THE BRUTAL ADVICE GIVERS WITH EASE. TOO MUCH EASE. THEREFOR, TONIGHT ZARDOZ SHALL CRUSH TWO AT ONCE! AND GIVE THE CHOSEN ONE LINKS. THIS IS BECAUSE ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. YOU HAVE SNARKED WELL AT THE BRUTALS THAT PLAGUE THE EARTH. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

    Q: Recently, after a few drinks, my mother confessed to me that my stepbrother years ago had been arrested for downloading child pornography and spent three months in jail for it. Apparently she and her husband (my stepbrother’s father) only recently found out when my stepbrother was asked to leave a family function by someone who knew about it. She promised both of them to never tell a soul and has felt burdened ever since. She blames herself for breaking the promise and feels guilty for telling me. But I was able to persuade her to tell my brother about this because he has children who have met my stepbrother. In some ways this revelation has brought my mother and me closer, because I’m proud of her for telling us. But I want to let the rest of our stepsiblings (all adults with children) know, since I think they have the right to decide for themselves how to deal with this information. I think my mother is afraid her husband will be extremely upset if she pushes the issue, and she doesn’t want to split the family. I now feel the burden has been passed on to me. I avoid going to family gatherings because I worry about my stepbrother being there, and I feel terrible for keeping this information from my other stepsiblings. Don’t they have the right to know? How can I support my mother and assure her that I’m on her side while still convincing her to inform the others?
    —Creeped Out and Concerned

    A: IT TAKES A BRUTAL TO MAKE SOMETHING COMPLEX THAT IS SO SIMPLE. THE PEDO DOWNLOADER SHOULD BE CONFRONTED BY YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, AND CLEANSED. THE ACT OF COLLECTIVE MURDER WILL DRAW THE REMAINING FAMILY THAT MUCH CLOSER! ZARDOZ HAS A SUGGESTION FOR GARB FOR THE CLEANSING:

    HEY, STEPBRO!

    SHOULD THE BRUTAL STEPFATHER COMPLAIN – ZARDOZ WILL TAKE HIM OFF YOUR HANDS, AND MAKE HIM USEFUL…

    HOW YOU LIKE YOUR NEW FAMILY, “DAD”?

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    Q: Our 22-year-old son stays with us. He has a part-time job and goes to school part-time. He is somewhat secretive. We don’t know his friends or where he goes.

    One day he brought a male friend over and they hung out in our guesthouse, drinking and playing video games. This went on for several hours and then the blinds closed. My husband wasn’t comfortable with that, so he knocked on the door and went in to talk to them. He asked the friend if he had a girlfriend, and the friend said no — that he’s bisexual. Our son then announced that he is also bisexual.

    We have only met one girl that he dated and the male friend who was over. The friend did say he isn’t interested in our son, that they are strictly friends. I don’t think my husband should have quizzed our son in front of his friend.

    Our son has a chip on his shoulder and an “I don’t care attitude” about many things. He blames a lot of things on his ADHD. He acts like he can’t multitask or concentrate on what he’s supposed to do. He tries, but if he forgets to do something, he gets an attitude from time to time. I don’t know what to think. — FRUSTRATED IN WASHINGTON

    A: THIS IS OBVIOUS, TO ANYONE BUT BRUTALS. HE IS ROGERING THE “FRIEND” AND GOING TO LIVE OFF YOUR HANDOUTS FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN. NOW, HIS PENIC ACTIVITY IS FORGIVABLE – FOR THE PENIS IS EVIL FOR SHOOTING SEEDS THAT CREATE NEW LIFE. THAT IS NOT GOING TO OCCUR IF HE IS PENISING A MALE BRUTAL. HOWEVER, IF HE CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON ANY TASKS AT HAND – ZARDOZ HAS SOME HELP FOR YOU…

    FOCUS! FOCUS!

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

    THE LINKS!

    • ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. MORE, MORE! SOCIALIST CLEANSING!
    • IF ZARDOZ HAD THE CIRCUITRY TO LAUGH…HE WOULD.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • In defense of Brett

    A few months ago, it wasn’t easy for our friend Brett.  Due in no small part to the most outrageous of outrages, sparking an outrage amongst those most eager to be outraged.  Even people that were only coincidentally named Brett  were affected by the outrage.

    Now Kavanagh, a salesman, says he has to change his whole pitch following the Supreme Court nominee’s scandal.

    ‘The first thing I say is my name is Brett Kavanagh. And literally the first reactions is “Wait, what did you just say.” I have to stop and explain it’s been a crazy couple of weeks,’ he said.

    Some people are dumb…

    This is my review of Boulevard Saison Brett

    Should I have made this bigger? Just click the link…

    Brett doesn’t have to be bad, and nobody should ever put you down just because you are named Brett…or are a cokehead.  There a many famous Bretts out there, and the list get even bigger when you remove a T.  Which means there is nothing to be ashamed of.  Especially since so many of them are athletes, country singers, and 80’s hair metal icons. Plus, the one at the top is known for sending pictures of his junk to this chick.

    Lets be real though, the name reference has absolutely nothing to do with Brett.  Sorry brah.  It has more to do with this.

     

    Which is a a difficult type of yeast to work with, given it is a “wild” strain and you don’t really know what you will wind up with.

    • Brettanomyces (aka “Brett”): A strain of yeast, not a bacteria, that Dawson refers to as “the wunderkind of the wild beer world.” It serves the same function as saccharomyces does: fermenting beer. But Brett works more slowly, meaning a beer that could have fermented within days or weeks with saccharomyces will take weeks, months or even years to display its full character when Brett is used. Dawson rephrases a quote from the late beer author Michael Jackson: “Saccharomyces is like a dog and Brett is like a cat. It’s a little less predictable. It’s going to do its own thing; it’s not going to come when you call it and sit when you say sit. If you can respect its individuality and suggest rather than dictate what it does in your fermentation, it can reward the brewer and the drinker.” There are different strains of Brett, each of which produces its own flavors ranging from tropical pineapple and fruity peach to the intense flavors described as sweaty horse blanket, dirt, earth and barnyard. TL;DR:Brett is the microbe responsible for funk.

    So what was the result?  In this case it was actually pretty special.  So much so that I bought it a second time…

    …which is truly saying something because I had to get these things at Whole Foods, and find inventive ways to justify why I am giving Jeff Bezos $15 for a single bottle of beer.  Its that good. Get it before it’s gone.  Boulevard Saison Brett:  4.2/5.