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  • On changing one’s mind

    Artist's represantion of a political debate in a Romanian pub after circa. 8 beersA long time ago, humans invented language. This may or may not have been a good idea, but it is here now, the damage is done, there is no going back. So what do we do with it? Talk nonsense and get very worked up about it. This is sometimes called a debate, other times a shouting match. Whenever a debate is on, let’s say for the sake of this article about politics, there can be more than one purpose in theory, but that is rarely the case in practice.

    In theory most people debate to win, to either change the mind of the opponent or persuade the audience of something. In practice, many people debate because it is in their nature to do so, with little expectation of achieving anything.

    If applied properly, a debate can be useful beyond changing other people’s opinions.  It can help one with their own doubts or uncertainties, be a good way to go through some issues, clarify some things and even reach a conclusion. When I am unsure of something, a conversation in which people take multiple sides can help. This only works when people debate in good faith, and this can occasionally happen for example on glibertarians, where people are generally overall agreeable to each other, even though they may differ on some issues.

    Across the aisle, it is different. Most conversations between side A and side B are rarely in good faith. Both sides convince themselves the other side are stupid and evil, and are quite satisfied with this results, because that was what they wanted to get out of the debate anyway. Scream a little and go away thinking the other is an idiot. Can this be changed though? Honestly, I doubt it. One of the main issues is that people differ in fundamental values, and this is unlikely to change. Most of these values, usually of the moral kind, are not based on reason or argument, and as such will not be changed by those means. Furthermore, people get very angry when their base values are questioned.

    People seem set in their ways, and opinions are not different. In controversial conversations, I rarely see people listen carefully to the entire argument made by the opposite side and then try to give a appropriate answer. It is not that they are not convinced, they don’t really try to listen and process it. You can see their eyes glaze over and then they give a standard counter response, as if reciting from rote learning. Why this is the case, I do not know.

    This got me thinking, after a few debates with friends on the left and right. Is it possible to change my mind at this point, and if so how I include random immages so there is not to much textmuch? Can I have minor changes on my views on one issue or other or can I even fully reconsider libertarianism in favor of social democracy? For good or bad, I think the answer is yes to the former and a clear no to the latter. Some say: well you must be open to change your mind… well I am open, I just do not see that happening. I am, after all, people.

    For one thing, among my fundamental values you will find individualism and individual liberty. You cannot have an argument to make me turn collectivist – especially since I find it quite objectively true that humans are unique individuals not an eusocial group. For another, I did not reach my opinions lightly, I have spent a long time reading, writing and thinking about it, and if that process led me here, I cannot see what could lead me in another direction. I have not heard, for what must be years now, a new and different argument, from either left or right. So if old arguments did not convince me, and no new arguments appear, can there be a way to change minds?

    Of course others may say those exact same things, but with the vast majority of people I met I easily come ahead on knowledge of the issues, of history, economics, political philosophy and the like. Most people I ask know very little which they did not learn on the big TV network programs. Most people cannot tell me of a topic they spent multiple hours thinking about. Most have not tried to write 10 coherent pages on why they believe what they believe to see if it makes sense. Most say things that can be proven wrong by a 30 second google search.  For whatever all this is worth, I feel I can be more assured of my views.

    Changing is even harder for a proponent of deontology. Consequentialists  may sometimes be swayed by proving that their desired outcome can be better achieved in another way. A deontological socialist or an-cap will not be swayed in any such argument. Fiat iustitia pereat mundus, if you will. I am not quite like that – I have made the case for a certain small dose of pragmatism and I think this goes for most people, which have a preferred outcome. So there will maybe be some wiggle room in a debate, but overall not that much. In the end, most are not 100% utilitarian or 100% deontological, but each has core values – which I cannot see as being anything other than deontological – which are hard if not impossible to change.

    I, off course, believe that my fundamental values come from a place of reason. Do others believe the same? I would say most – with the exception of people who get everything from religion – strongly claim they do, although in the end many seem to me to appeal to emotion a little too often. I believe my conclusions, beyond fundamental values, also have reality and logic behind them. So do many others.

    You would, don't lie...

    There are plenty of people on the internet who write about “how to win debates”, but I saw little evidence this actually works. Yes, some politicians convince people to vote for them, but I am not sure that it is more than being disliked less than the other side and little to do with changing fundamental opinions of people. Opinions do change, off course, but it is usually due to multiple years of personal experiences eroding one belief and replacing it with another, not after a two hour talk. In the end, in many a democracy, you have a majority of people voting sort of the same and a small central group which swings both ways. So the debate issue boils down to: how to get the undecided to vote for you this one time.

    If you are not running for office or making a living as a pundit, I really am trying to see the point of it all. In my experience, people cannot even start from a basic foundation of fact, as people do not agree to the facts. If we have a pencil on the table, A sees a cup and B sees a glass, what can be debated?

    This is another one of my thought pieces which, in the end, has not much of a conclusion. It is one of the things that I classify in the category: if it were possible, the world would be different right now. But I still find the question interesting: to what point, fellow glibs, do you think a series of arguments would change your mind? Can you learn to stop worrying and embrace Ocasio-Cortez? Discuss.

  • Monday Morning Links

    John Isner is out of the Australian Open, Liverpool regain form, James Harden ties a streak record (by being incredibly selfish in a losing effort), Michigan and MSU are on a basketball collision course, and the Blue Jackets and Sharks continue to surge.

    Back on track…hopefully.

    Oh yeah, and the Chiefs ran wild, the Saints got a little lucky, the Cowboys showed up top late to the party and the Patriots…well, they did what they always do at home in the playoffs.  The conference championship games should be a lot of fun.

    Mark Antony was born on this day. SO was rat-bastard Benedict Arnold, drag racing legend “Big Daddy” Don Garlits, actress Faye Dunaway, musician T’Bone Burnett, actor Carl Weathers, idiot Maureen Dowd, musician of note Chas Smash, movie man Steven Soderbergh, Ole Miss fan Shep Smith, Ladies Love Cool J, musical genius Dave Grohl, and actor Jason Bateman.

    How this company failed is an absolute mystery…said no one ever.

    Its also the day Martin Luther went to college, the opera “Tosca” debuted, the Casablanca Conference began, American Motors Corporation began, Elvis Presley got his sergeant’s stripes, racist Democrat George Wallace was sworn in as governor, and the Sex Pistols held their final concert.

    OK, on to…the links!

    Donald Trump is possibly having too much fun at the situation Jeff Bezos has put himself in. Meh, so am I.  WaPo has become a laughingstock with their pants-shitting coverage and their “Democracy Dies In Darkness” self-congratulatory bullshit.  Fuck em.

    House committees threaten to subpoena interpreters from meetings Trump had with Putin because…seriously…they’re afraid he has been a Russian asset all along. Oh yeah, and the media are covering it as some sort of great job restoring democracy or something, when all it is is a blatant partisan attack on the executive privilege he should be able to enjoy to stop the error-filled leaks in the White House.

    Stop questioning me or I’ll call you a sexist!

    Joe Lieberman and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez amp up their war of words. Also, all you assholes giving Ocasio-Cortez a hard time for complaining about the cost of an apartment don’t get it.  Its not necessarily the cost of an apartment that’s causing her distress, its the fact that its her second residence that’s making it hard for her financially.  Lol, that’s what she tweeted earlier today. Because that’ll make people relate to her better.

    PG&E’s CEO is out as the (government-guaranteed monopoly of a) company prepares for their bankruptcy filing.

    Everybody has an opinion ahead of the sentencing of Jason Van Dyke this week. He’s the asshole Chicago cop who murdered Laquan McDonald in cold blood in 2014, in case you’d forgotten.

    Oh, I guess this kind of thing is newsworthy now that the government is shut down. Nevermind that you read the story and the absence rate was normal that day and procedures weren’t followed. Nope, let’s blame it on the shutdown…because the TSA didn’t have a 70% audit failure rate for exactly this kind of shit every year they’ve existed.

    Hey kids: don’t stay in school! Well, not always.

    I don’t think I’ve been able to play a set of this birthday boy’s stuff yet. I’m kinda happy about today then.

    Song Number 1.  Second Song.  The last of the set.

  • STEVE SMITH SUNDAY EVENING CASCADIA LINKS

     

    STEVE SMITH, ESQ.

     

    STEVE SMITH PONDER CASCADIA INDEPENDENCE MUCH LATELY.  NOT WANT BE PART OF ANYWHERE ELSE. COULD BE FREE… SO STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS FOR CASCADIA. HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LIKE LINKS. IF NOT, SEE STEVE SMITH TO COMPLAIN. HIM HAVE “RESOLUTION” FOR YOU…

    • YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CAUSE PAIN IN SEATTLE? STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT “Officials say tearing down the viaduct, damaged in a 2001 earthquake, will allow Seattle to reimagine its waterfront with new parks, paths and other amenities.”
    • STEVE SMITH WORRY ABOUT “SEATTLE-IZATION” TOO. HIM HAVE PLAN TO AVOID IT. YES, PLAN INVOLVE RAPE. AUTHOR GET SO CLOSE TO CAUSE, BUT ONLY DESCRIBE SYMPTOM.
    • FLAPPY HEAD PEOPLE START LEARN ECONOMIC IRON LAWS? LOOK LIKE NO – “The NDP government has limited rent increases to 2.5 per cent per year, starting this month. A speculation and vacancy tax was also introduced, aimed at moderating the housing market and creating more homes for renters.”
    • STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT DUDLEY DO-RITES! OF COURSE, IF AMERICA COPS, WOULD HAVE SHOT DOG OR STORE OWNER OR BYSTANDER.
    STEVE SMITH LEARNED RAPESQUATCH

    FREE CASCADIA!

  • Enslaving Yeast – Brewing an All Grain Beer

    That’s it.  We’re at the end.  Today we’ll go through the steps to make a beer starting with some malted barley, some hops, water, and yeast.  I just recently brewed up a batch of my Saison, which has been tweaked to my tastes, and is fairly popular with visitors:

    Saison:Three of the four ingredients

    Yield: 5 gallons

    Grain bill (assuming 80% efficiency)
    6 lb 2-row
    4 lb Pilsner (preferably Belgian)
    1 lb Crystal 8L
    1 lb Malted wheat

    Mash at 148 F for 90 minutes

    90 minute boil with the following hop additions:

    1.5 oz Saaz (2.8% AA) at 90 minutes
    .5 oz Saaz (2.8% AA) at 20 minutes

    This should end up with an OG of ~1.050, and a FG of ~1.008 for about 5.5% ABV

    Pitch with a saison yeast (I usually use 565, but used a new one for this batch).

    Mash TunSo what’s different with All Grain versus Extract?  For All Grain beer, you’ll be starting with malted barley, and need to convert the starches in it to sugars.  This is done in the mash. You’ll need a 10 gallon (or larger) insulated (or heated) container with some manner of filtering out the grain from the wort.  This can be done with a stainless steel false bottom, which is something like a colander with smaller holes that sits on the bottom of the mash tun over the spout where you’ll be draining the wort.  Or, you can use a bag that you attach to the side of the mash tun. The bags are cheaper, easier to clean, and prevent stuck sparges. The only problem is you’ll have to lift a heavy (water + grain) bag out of the mash tun in order to clean it.

    There are two main enzymes that will break the starches into sugars, Beta Amylase and Alpha Amylase.  Now, these two enzymes have different temperature ranges that they’re most active in, for Beta Amylase, that range is 131-149°F; for Alpha Amylase, that range is 145-158°F. Anything above those temperatures will denature (break) the enzymes, and they’ll stop working.  The lower the mash temperature, and the longer, the more fermentable sugars you will get from the grain. The higher the mash temperature, the more unfermentable sugars you’ll get. Too high of a temperature (or too short a mash time), and you’ll have unconverted starch in the beer instead of sugar.

    MaltUsing a calculator, we figure out what temperature we need to heat the water up to so that when it is mixed with Mashingthe malt, it’ll be at our expected mash temperature.  This is known as the strike temperature. In this instance, my strike temperature came out to be 160 F. We then take the malt and add the hot water to it.

    During this part of the process, you’ll want a mash paddle, which is used to stir up the mash and break up any dough balls that form.  You can use a big whisk (or spoon) if you want, but stay away from the $5 cheap plastic mash paddles, they do not work all that well for batches over 1 gallon..

    Then we put the top on the mash tun and wait, stirring it every once in a while if you so desire (which will up your efficiency a bit).  So since this is a 90 minute mash, we’ll take this time to discuss efficiency. There’s two main measures of efficiency that matter to the home brewer: Brewhouse efficiency – how much of the sugars did you get to out of the malt and into the fermenter at the end of the day (80% is a good standard to reach for); Conversion efficiency – How many of the sugars did you get out of the malt.  These numbers will be different, because there’s going to be some loss in water absorbed by the grain, left in the mash tun, and left in the boil kettle at the end.

    First RunningsThird RunningsSo while the mash is going, we’ll also heat up water for sparging (rinsing more sugars off the malt).  We want this water to be hot (I usually aim for 185 F and boiling), because we want to stop the conversion process, and because we need to get all of this wort up to a boil anyway.  I do a 2 step batch sparge. So after draining the mash tun, I’ll dump hot water over the grain and drain it twice.  You can do a single batch sparge, or even a continuous sparge (where you have a pump recirculating the mash over the grain).

    All of these runnings will go into the boil kettle and brought up to a boil.  At this point, you follow the same steps as you would for an extract batch. Now you just have to clean up your mash tun, and decide what to do with the spent grain.  The grain still will have some sweetness to it, and can be used to feed livestock, dried and ground into flour, or used in its current state to make spent grain bread.

    And for sitting through all of these columns, here’s a bonus recipe:

    English Mild

    Yield: 5 Gallons
    OG: 1.034
    FG: 1.008
    ABV: ~3.3%

    60 Minute boil

    Grain bill:

    4 lb Maris Otter
    1 lb Crystal 90 L
    1 lb Crystal 30 L
    1 lb Carapils

    Mash at 150 for 90 minutes.

    Hops:

    1 oz East Kent Golding (7.2% AA) at 60 minutes

    Ferment with a Dry English Yeast (I use WLP007 for this one)

  • IFLA: The True Science Edition of the Horoscope for the week of Jan 13

    Today is a twofer in the ongoing esoteric education of the Glibertariat.  We have reason N+1 why I “never mention your sign” and also concrete proof of the sciencyness of astrology.

    Here is the chart for Jan 18.  This in NOT the actual chart I use, but one generated by a computer (SCIENCE!) that has many of the same features and can be used as a teaching example.

    Gob-DAMN but that's some SCIENCE!
    Want to know the secrets of the universe? Start here.

    So obviously, you’ve got the zodiac around the edge, and the position of all the planets and a few other things marked as to where they are.  You will notice that everything falls in the range between Aries and Sagittarius.  If your sign is between Scorpio and Taurus inclusive, there is literally nothing there.  So why don’t I mention your sign?   Because you’re unimportant.  Your life has no meaning.  The cold, uncaring stars don’t even bother to look in your direction, nor do they avert their gaze.  They simply aren’t aware that you exist.  The eternal empty eons of apathy ignore you.  Only the Glibertarians love you, and you can make them love you more by donating at https://glibertarians.com/donate

    “But wait!”  you may be saying “There IS something on the chart!  That weird messed-up pawn shop logo pointing to Cancer!”  Well, no.  That’s the ascending node for people born that day– it doesn’t actually exist.  But it is a great example of how astrology is a true science.

    I’ve talked before how astrology was born out of inductive reasoning — taking data, matching events and signs and using them to make a model that predicts the future, just like notable scientists such as Ptolemy, Pythagoras, Brahe and Copernicus did.  But as science advanced, so did astrology.  Just as the concrete, inductive discipline of practical masonry lead to the abstract, deductive Freemasonry, so too did astrology gain a philosophical, theoretical, deductive branch.  Particle physics has “virtual particles” and “supersymmetric counterparts.”  Cosmology has “dark energy.”  These are things that might not exist, or in the case of virtual particles absolutely do not actually exist, but we keep them around because they are useful to the models and keep physicists employed.  Likewise, clients get pissed off when you tell them that there’s nothing in their sign on any given day, so astrology has developed these virtual heavenly bodies to keep the income stream going (just like any other scientist with their research grants.)  Sometimes these are actual objects (like the asteroid Ceres) with absolutely no demonstrated astrological value, and sometimes they are completely invented spots in the sky, like the Dark Moon Lilith (indicated by the black crescent and cross symbol pointing into Aquarius) but they need to exist, otherwise astrology wouldn’t work.  And since astrology works, they must exist.  Q.E. Freaking. D.

    Last week’s amaze-o bad luck Rune of Ending from Wizard of Earthsea has broken up, so that’s good.  Still some reverberations from it as Saturn remains aligned with the sun and the moon leading to additional good things ending.

    One of those good things that ended was Venus’s transit through Scorpio.  If you didn’t take advantage of that, too late.  This week Venus enters Sagittarius with Jupiter, so there’s an interesting double-path to good lovin’.  Your Game will be on this week (On point? On fire?  On fleek?) However, even if you don’t have Game, this is one of those rare weeks where being polite and well mannered will get you laid.

    Swimming will be more difficult this week as Saturn joins the Sun and Mercury in Capricorn.  Also bad luck involving leather goods.  Lastly, someone will make a conscious effort to deceive you.

    The moon and Mars are in Aries this week, bringing an extra jolt of belligerence and higgledy-piggledy.  Ares will enjoy competitive success, but also an increased risk of indigestion. This is an obvious sign that you should enter an eating contest if there is one this week.

  • Sunday Morning Links from the Road

    Day 2 of The Great House Hunt. I’m trying to find one with a gila monster in the back yard that we can name Irving. So far, no success. Day 4 of struggling with this stupid MacBook. It appears to be winning. Fuck it, let’s dive right in.

    First, the customary birthdays. Guy on the $100,000 bill and the only Treasury secretary named after a fish, Salmon P. Chase; bridge specialist and Nobel winner Wilhelm Wien; Airplane! star Robert Stack; brilliant guitarist and incredibly nice guy Joe Pass; master of gimmicks and props Rip Taylor; tall baldie Richard Moll; pencil-neck with one foot out the door Rod Rosenstein; and our best vice president and president ever, Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

    And now the news.


    As we’ve been saying all along, the so-called shutdown is really a free vacation for largely useless tax leeches, since they’ll end up getting paid for the entire duration of not working. Which massively passed congress and which Trump has signed off on.  And unsurprisingly, Thomas Massie and Justin Amash are right there in the tiny group of principled objectors.

     

    Speaking of which, World’s Smallest Violin. Fuck off, slaver.

     

    Fake News is fake news. This might be the most meta story I’ve ever seen.

     

    All we need now is Robespierre and a few guillotines. History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

     

    Castro wants to be our Leader. And be joined by his brother. What could possibly go wrong?

     

    Christians say to Muslims, “Hold my beer!” And at least you know that the Muslims won’t drink any while they’re holding it.

     

    Proof again that petty outrage can direct anywhere. I love the poster on the podium, so very stylistically reminiscent of Chavez, Castro, or Maduro.

     

    Part of being presidential is getting Mazie Hirono, in competition for Dumbest Person in the Senate, to spew her usual stupidities. This is a sign that Tulsi Gabbard might actually be a viable candidate.

     

    This one is for Spudalicious. I love when the phrases “…and then the Internet lost its mind” or “…and then Twitter lost its mind” are used because, well, that starts with an incorrect assumption.

     

    This could certainly cause some flight delays.

     

    There’s a STEVE SMITH joke in here somewhere.

     

    I’m always amazed that bugnuttery seems to follow patterns.

     


     

    Old Guy Music is really old today. I’ll confess to a fascination with Hieronymus Kapsberger, and this piece may explain why. It really sounds remarkably modern despite dating back to the early 1600s.

  • Coming Attractions and Saturday Night Open Post

    Hey, there, Glibsters.

    While OMWC attempts to secure housing in PHX, I’m back here attempting to pack up the current house. It’s…taking a long time. Mostly because I’m currently drinking and watching football playoffs. (Congrats, Mojeaux!)

    Anyway, you don’t come here to hear about my problems.

    Despite my preoccupation with the shambles of my life, there will still be great content on the site next week, thanks to your fellow Glibs!

    As always, there will be links from OMWC, Banjos, Brett L, various non-humans as per usual.

    Not Adahn has an IFLA forecast for us tomorrow (which I’m afraid to read, having received enough challenging news lately), and Nephilium brings us another terrific brewing post.

    Monday, we’ve got Pie Ponders from PieInTheSky, and Web Dom returns with a Vegan School post, now that she’s settled in a little bit. Tuesday, Tonio submits The Glibening, Part Six for your approval— OK, he really doesn’t care what you think and neither do we—read it anyway, and CPRM has an animated treat for us.

    Wednesday, we expect SugarFree to share his…unique…take on current events, and in the evening, I’ll have a poll on which you may weigh in. Thursday, dbleagle shares some very interesting, and sobering, insights on the situation in the South China Sea, and Kinnath gives us the scoop on actually making wine (which you know I’d drink right now no matter how your first efforts turn out).

    On Friday, Animal continues the interesting history of the six gun, and Saturday, we are expecting a review/not a review from mexicansharpshooter, who will soon be my neighbor, poor guy.

    (You know, it behooves me to mention that you, too, can write for the amusement and/or education of the Glibs community. )

     

    And now…on to the ever-popular Saturday Night Open Post!

    Have a great rest of your weekend, kids! And pour me another cocktail while you’re up.

     

  • The Wall

    I personally did not watch President Trump’s address.  As it turns out, Tuesday is a gym day and I was not going to watch it anyway.  A physical impediment strikes me as a foolhardy expendeture because where there is not a long stretch of desert, a mountain range, a wide river patrolled by Texans, or generally something else that is going to kill you before you reach civilization, there is already something there.  I travel to Mexico at least twice a year, believe me the fence is already there.  This is entertaining to watch however, as the amount of money they are quibbling over is a trifle compared to the overall federal budget.  While the effectiveness of a wall or fence is debatable, the amount of money is small enough compared to budget to not matter yet large enough the average person will never see in their lifetime.  I also find declaring a national emergency to fund it as a needless power grab, that will bite team red in the ass later on.

    That said, the winner of this wins in terms of optics only.  Personally, I think Trump is going to get the funding or something resembling it for two reasons:

    1 – Unfortunately, government employees are a team blue constituency…

    OBEY

    2 – While the jokes on social media centered around the team blue response being akin to Bond villians or your parents staying up to yell at you because you came home after curfew….for me something else came to mind.

    The loser in these things always seems to be the one that looks like the bigger asshole and lets face it, Trump is blessed by his enemies.  As much as I dislike the 33 dimensional chess argument, one might ask why did Trump not try to pull this before?

    What? Pull this on Paul Ryan, and be the bigly man that kicks a puppy?

     

    This is my review of Clown Shoes Brewery North of Sonora:

    This reminds me of a story…

    In the beginning, there was the Treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo, this marked the end of the Mexican-American War and resulted in the map looking almost like it does today with one exception.  Due to lobbying efforts from the railroad industry; because of the Gadsden Purchase in 1853 the map now looks like it does today. I spoke of this before; it is when my family became American but this story is not about me.  This story takes place on August 27, 1918 and is called the Battle of Ambos Nogales.

    You think the border is open now…

    Prior to this incident, Nogales was a single town between two countries, and today in a sense it still is.  Back then though there was no fence.  There was a street called la Calle Internacíonal or International Street with the exact border being marked by an obelisk.  I have driven on it myself, and crossed it more times than I can remember.

    At the time US Customs allowed residents of Nogales, Son to walk across the street and purchase food and other goods from Nogales, AZ.  Tensions between the two countries became strained due to the Zimmerman Note.  You might recall that from your American History class.  The conspiracy was Germany wanted to bring Mexico into the War against the United States. Hopefully, by the time this article goes live that link comes without the disclaimer about the government shutdown… To account for the frequent crossings, US Customs issued passes to residents of Nogales, Son.  The Mexican government also followed suit resulting in a confusing process—to cross the street.

    This incident began when…

    […]a carpenter named Gil Lamadrid was walking back into Mexico. As he crossed the border, a U.S. Customs Inspector ordered him to halt, curious about the large parcel he was carrying. Only a few feet away, Mexican customs officers directed him to ignore the summons and continue into Mexico. Gil Lamadrid became confused and hesitated as the two competing groups of customs agents shouted instructions to him. At this point, a U.S. Infantryman raised his Springfield rifle to encourage his return. In the midst of the ensuing commotion a shot was fired, and the carpenter dropped to the ground.

    Thinking that the man had been shot, a Mexican Customs Officer grabbed his pistol and opened fire on the U.S. guards, wounding an army private in the face. A U.S. Inspector drew his revolver and returned fire, killing two Mexican Customs Officers. Shaken but unhurt, Gil Lamadrid jumped up and sprinted down a nearby street. As the sound of gunfire rattled the neighborhood, citizens on the Mexican side of the border ran to their homes and picked up rifles to join the Mexican troops

    …and hillarity ensued.

    In response, the famous 10th Cavalry was deployed to the town….where enlisted were not allowed in a few establishments in Nogales, AZ.  If you ever go to Nogales, you will notice it is sprawled across several hills.  Perfect for guerilla warfare.  A white flag was eventually raised on the Mexican side of town around 5:45 PM but shots were still fired until 7PM.  It resulted in the death of the mayor of Nogales, Son who attempted to stop the violence by walking on International Street with a white hankerchief tied to his cane to plead with both sides. Him along with 129 other Mexicans and 4 Americans.  With an additional 330 wounded.

    Later both sides decided the only way to keep this from reoccurring was to separate both sides, and other towns quickly followed suit.  At the cost of what was then, $5000 ($80,250 today), a fence was errected between two sides of a town split between two countries.

    Paid for in part by Mexico.

    Now this beer is interesting because it is flavored with agave.  Making it rather sweet, too sweet perhaps but they call it a porter so it sort of works.  There is also some vanilla worked in there somewhere and it is aged in rum barrels resulting in something you will want to share with somebody else, a neighbor perhaps, so you at least are not alone in the experience.  Fitting, but given the price tag one that I am not likely to buy again.  Clown Shoes North of Sonora: 2.9/5.

  • Saturday Morning Desert Links

    My apologies for being mostly AWOL this week- I’m serving as the scouting party in Arizona, trying to find the Child Bride, the Wonder Dog, and me a place to live. And spending a couple days on-site at my new job. Worse yet, they issued me a shiny new laptop which is a MacBook Pro, and using it has been a wrestling match where my opponent is covered in an amazing low-friction substance. I deeply and sincerely hate this thing. But I’ll try to post links anyway. Because there’s some good stuff out there.

    And some auspicious birthdays, including deep political thinker Edmund Burke; classic American writer Jack London; actual Nazi and all-around fun guy Hermann Goering; cowboy and patriarch Tex Ritter; donut and coffee mogul Tim Horton; magician Kreskin, nee George Kresge; living proof that stupidity, malice, and corruption can take you a long way Sheila Jackson Lee; professional gasbag and Team Red flak Rush Limbaugh; professional gasbag and very tall person Howard Stern; and a guy who is about the find out the meaning of “half” Jeff Bezos.

    Coming up next, the news.


    If Trump continues to back off his pledge to stop intervening in the Middle East, there’s a Team Blue candidate for president who might actually get my vote if she ever got nominated. Which she won’t, since Team Blue activists hate her. She spouts all of the Team Blue stupidity, but has ending the wars as her centerpiece. Well, I can always hope for a chance to vote for McAfee.

     

    But the question is, “Are we or aren’t we?”  The story says we are, but quotes a Pentagon flack as saying that no-one has actually left. Fog of war?

     

    “Failure” is a relative term. Some of us would call it “a good start, now let’s broaden it.”

     

    I blame Global Warming.

     

    And yet more Global Warming. Say, whatever happened to that Polar Vortex shit?

     

    Speaking of Exodus, this seems oddly familiar…

     

    The Yellow Vest stuff is amusingly stupid, but like Gabbard, sometimes they have a great idea which more than makes up for the rest.

     

    Trademark battles are often amusing. “We’re not the People’s Front of Judea, we’re the Judean Peoples’ Front!”

     

    We have created a Fourth Wave feminist!

     

    Beer It Forward hits a snag.

     

    We may be able to guess what happened to this lady’s cat.

     


     

    Old Guy Music today features a sentimental favorite of mine, the great Clifford Brown, who sadly, I never got to see live. But at least I saw most of the rest of these guys at various times. The fiery trumpet solo here is just… well… let’s just say they don’t make players like this any more. And as usual Harold Land, Max Roach, and Ritchie Powell do more than just keep up.

     

  • SEA SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

    IS INNOCENT LOOK, YES?

     

    SEA SMITH SEE MANY BAD THINGS HAPPEN – IT NATURAL BLAME SEA SMITH. BUT IT WRONG! SURE, SEA SMITH STOP BY SHIPS….BY STOP BY, MEAN RAPE. BUT IT NO MEAN EVERY BAD THING ON WATER HE FAULT. SEA SMITH GIVE LINKS AND THEM HAVE EXAMPLE THINGS SEA SMITH NOT DO. HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS LIKE:

    1. THIS ONE EASY – SEA SMITH NOWHERE NEAR SHIP. WHEN SEA SMITH VISIT, YOU GET SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN NOROVIRUS.
    2. SAME WITH FLU. NO SEA SMITH FAULT.
    3. SILLY COUNTRY NOT EVEN HAVE SEA OR OCEAN. THEM CHANGE NAME NOT SEA SMITH FAULT!
    4. FAT HOOMAN TOO BIG FOR ANY HORSE – SEA HORSE TOO.
    5. THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT, IT EVOLUTION IN ACTION.

     

    THIS NO SEA SMITH!

    COME ON IN, WATER FINE!