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  • Thursday morning “damnit I am making breakfast here” links

    Dear reader,

    Due to a slight mishap involving heavy drinking, and choosing between watching a recording of the Survivor Finale or Impeachment Hysteria…I picked drinking.

    Signed, 

    Sorry about that.

    Links for today…well, who cares about anything else, really.  Its pretty much what you will talk about anyways.  Its all going according to plan.

    If you did need something else to chat about I have this.  Give me your best insult along the following parameters:

    •  Cannot contain any of George Carlin’s forbidden words.
    •  No racial, ethnic, or sexual epithets.
    • Thats it.  No swearing, no calling somebody an Indio.

    Example:  You are the damp and dirty washcloth I toss in the hotel trashcan out of respect for the housekeeper’s humanity.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    Holy crap. My kids, man. They won’t freaking sleep. It looks like I’m gonna have to pull out the big guns and tell the Krampus story. Only, you know, modified so that Krampus only takes little children who GET OUT OF BED TOO EARLY LIKE YOU! I mean, fuckit, they can spend their own money on therapy or wait and use mine after I die, right?

    Some progress made on the three-body problem?

    Trump impeached almost 21 years to the day after Clinton. MoveOn on exactly the opposite side.

    Ahh, its Winter Strike Season in France.

    Damn. Survive a time in the NHL to get crushed in a paper plant. That’s rough.

  • The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141

     

    Words appeared on the screen as Donald slowly typed:

    THE WHITE HOUSE
    WASHINGTON

    December 17, 2019

    The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
    Speaker of the House of Representatives
    Washington, D.C. 20515

    Dear Madam Speaker:

    I write to express my strongest and most powerful protest against the partisan impeachment crusade being pursued by the Democrats in the House of Representatives. This impeachment represents an unprecedented and unconstitutional abuse of power by Democrat Lawmakers, unequaled in nearly two and a half centuries of American legislative history.

    “Good start, Donald,” the hair said, peering at the screen over the President’s barely conscious eyebrows.

    “Strong opening,” the hat agreed. “‘Unprecedented and unconstitutional’ is perfect. Bitches love alliteration.”

    The Articles of Impeachment introduced by the House Judiciary Committee are not recognizable under any standard of Constitutional theory, interpretation, or jurisprudence. They include no crimes, no misdemeanors, and no offenses whatsoever.

    “Straight from Rudy, that part,” Donald said proudly. The hat and the hair both um’d and ah’d in agreement.

    Donald typed furiously, backspaced just as furiously and retyped furiously.

    You have cheapened the importance of the very ugly word, impeachment!

    “Boom. Kill shot,” Donald chortled.

    “Cheapened something ugly?” the hair asked.

    “Quiet, you!” the hat snapped.

    By proceeding with your invalid impeachment, you are violating your oaths of office, you are breaking your allegiance to the Constitution, and you are declaring open war on American Democracy. You dare to invoke the Founding Fathers in pursuit of this election-nullification scheme—yet your spiteful actions display unfettered contempt for America’s founding and your egregious conduct threatens to destroy that which our Founders pledged their very lives to build. Even worse than offending the Founding Fathers, you are offending Americans of faith by continually saying “I pray for the President,” when you know this statement is not true, unless it is meant in a negative sense. It is a terrible thing you are doing, but you will have to live with it, not I!

    “The last sentence seems a little petulant,” the hair said.

    “Petulant?” Donald asked. “What does that mean?”

    “Just ignore him,” the hat said. “He’s just jealous.”

    “OK, done with all the legal whatever,” Donald said.

    “Biden,” the hat growled. “Hit them with Biden, “Hit ‘em hard!”

    You know full well that Vice President Biden used his office and $1 billion dollars of U.S. aid money to coerce Ukraine into firing the prosecutor who was digging into the company paying his son millions of dollars. You know this because Biden bragged about it on video. Biden openly stated: “I said, I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars’…I looked at them and said: I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money.’ Well, son of a bitch. He got fired.” Even Joe Biden admitted just days ago in an interview with NPR that it “looked bad.” Now you are trying to impeach me by falsely accusing me of doing what Joe Biden has admitted he actually did.

    “Aw, yeah, muthafuckas!” the hat bellowed triumphantly.

    “Good job, Donald,” the hair said.

    Good job,” the hat said in a breaking falsetto. “Good? It’s perfect! PERFECT!”

    … Ambassador Sondland testified that I told him: “No quid pro quo. I want nothing. I want nothing. I want President Zelensky to do the right thing, do what he ran on.”

    “Yeah,” the hat said, rubbing himself against Donald’s sagittal crest through the hair.

    “Stop. That’s disgusting,” the hair said, trying to buck the hat off.

    “I wish I could jizz right in your eyes,” the hat said, clenching in anger.

    They began to wrestle on Donald’s head.

    “Can you guys calm down?” Donald asked. “I trying to fucking type here.”

    “Just cut and paste what Rudy wrote,” the hair said, rising like a kraken from under the hat to straggle it with many split-end tentacles.

    “I’m adding to it!” Donald said, swatting at them both.

    You have developed a full-fledged case of what many in the media call Trump Derangement Syndrome and sadly, you will never get over it!

    You view democracy as your enemy!

    “Good additions, Donald,” the hat said, chewing on one of the grasping tendrils of the hair.

    “The next part is tough,” Donald said. “And my fingers hurt from typing. And my Chicken McNuggets are cooling down.

    “Consult the notes we made, Donald,” the hair said, beating at the hat with balled-up fists of prehensile locks.

    Speaker Pelosi, you admitted just last week at a public forum that your party’s impeachment effort has been going on for two and a half years,” long before you ever heard about a call with Ukraine. Nineteen minutes after I took the oath of office, the Washington Post published a story headlined, “The Campaign to Impeach President Trump Has Begun.” Less than three months after my inauguration, Representative Maxine Waters stated, “I’m going to fight every day until he’s impeached.” House Democrats introduced the first impeachment resolution against me within months of my inauguration, for what will be regarded as one of our country’s best decisions, the firing of James Comey (see Inspector General Reports)—who the world now knows is one of the dirtiest cops our Nation has ever seen. A ranting and raving Congresswoman, Rashida Tlaib, declared just hours after she was sworn into office, “We’re gonna go in there and we’re gonna impeach the motherf****r.” Representative Al Green said in May, “I’m concerned that if we don’t impeach this president, he will get re-elected.” Again, you and your allies said, and did, all of these things long before you ever heard of President Zelensky or anything related to Ukraine. As you know very well, this impeachment drive has nothing to do with Ukraine, or the totally appropriate conversation I had with its new president. It only has to do with your attempt to undo the election of 2016 and steal the election of 2020!

    The hat repeated every name of every one of their enemies and muttered a curse to blind or bind or wither their genitals into bitter roots and foul hollows.

    Congressman Adam Schiff cheated and lied all the way up to the present day, even going so far as to fraudulently make up, out of thin air, my conversation with President Zelensky of Ukraine and read this fantasy language to Congress as though it were said by me. His shameless lies and deceptions, dating all the way back to the Russia Hoax, is one of the main reasons we are here today.

    “Schiff,” the hair said, muffled yet full of contempt.

    “Put that picture in where his mouth looks like a butthole,” the hat said, trying to smother the hair.

    “It’s not a blog post, dipshit,” the hair said. “It’s a formal letter to Congress.”

    “That’s it, you’re through. Through!” the hat screamed.

    “Put in the next cut and paste,” the hair grunted, struggling. “All the good stuff we’ve done.”

    “I can’t concentrate!” Donald said as the hat and the hair battled on his head.

    Donald began to read out loud as he slowly typed:

    “There is nothing I would rather do than stop referring to your party as the Do-Nothing Democrats. Unfortunately, I don’t know that you will ever give me a chance to do so. After three years of unfair and unwarranted investigations, 45 million dollars spent, 18 angry Democrat prosecutors, the entire force of the FBI, headed by leadership now proven to be totally incompetent and corrupt, you have found NOTHING!”

    “NOTHING!” the hat echoed. “HA!”

    “Few people in high position could have endured or passed this test. You do not know, nor do you care, the great damage and hurt you have inflicted upon wonderful and loving members of my family. You conducted a fake investigation upon the democratically elected President of the United States, and you are doing it yet again.”

    “Exclamation point, Donald,” the hat said. “You can never have too many!”

    “You are the ones interfering in America’s elections. You are the ones subverting America’s Democracy. You are the ones Obstructing Justice. You are the ones bringing pain and suffering to our Republic for your own selfish personal, political, and partisan gain.”

    “Oh, nice repetition,” the hair said, pulling on the bill of the hat.

    “Stop fighting!” Donald said.

    “Never!” the hat said, and then to the hair, “From Hell’s heart I stab at thee.”

    “Stop quoting Wrath of Khan at me,” the hair said and let out a piercing squeal.

    Moby Dick, asshole!” the hat yelled, “Moby Dick!”

    Donald snatched them both from his head and threw them to the floor.

    “Both of you, shut up,” he said. “There’s still a lot to cut and paste!”

    Before the Impeachment Hoax, it was the Russian Witch Hunt…

    The hat and the hair lay on the Presidental Crest on the Oval Office floor, breathing heavily, barely moving. They listened to Donald type and mutter for a while.

    “Ha!” he said. “HA! Listen to this one.” He read from the screen:

    “More due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials.”

    His typing got faster and louder.

    He began to read again after some thirty minutes had passed:

    “No intelligent person believes what you are saying. Since the moment I won the election, the Democrat Party has been possessed by Impeachment Fever.”

    “IMPEACHMENT FEVER!” he repeated in triumph. “I mean, right? Perfect, just perfect.”

    The hat and the hair lay utterly still on the carpet as he starting typing again.

    “And now,” Donald said, “the Coupe Degrace!”

    “One hundred years from now, when people look back at this affair, I want them to understand it, and learn from it, so that it can never happen to another President again.”

    “Uh, oh yeah, go Donald, oh yeah,” Donald cheered himself.

    “Sincerely yours, Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America yadda yadda yadda,” he said to himself.

    In the now silent Oval Office, he thought he heard the hat speaking quietly to the hair but he couldn’t be sure.

  • ¡Enlaces mexicanos por la mañana de miércoles!

    Buenos dias Gliberinos, on yet another fine Wednesday morning!  Let’s get right to the links shall we?

    Here’s a fun travel warning:  Dengue fever.  Make sure you wear your DEET if you are traveling.

    Venezuela predicted to be the worst humanitarian crisis for 2020–and apparently the most underfunded.  Perhaps their leader’s shouldn’t have spent the last 20 years telling everyone how much they suck and cozying up to Cuba?  I don’t know.  Screw them, and let them figure out their way out of this hole.

    BBC:  “How dangerous is Mexico“?  Argentina:  “Mexico?  Pffft, hold my beer.”

    I’m sure if the media actually covered him with some honesty and not as a caricature of a right wing ogre, I’d probably find a reason to hate him.  As it turns out, the media only seems to cover Brazilian Trump as some kind caricature of right-wing ogre, so once again I am stuck saying something silly like, “I like this guy.”

    A not completely stupid analysis of why it sucks in Latin America from CNN.

    A nice analysis of Argentina continuing to not have any plan to get themselves out of the same hole they’ve been stuck in since…forever.

    Less crime in spite of more guns sold?  Who knew?

    Music selection is somebody I’ve never heard of featuring that guy from Godsmack.  Not bad, not bad at all.

    Now get out there and make Wednesday your bitch.

     

  • Chapter 19: Working Behind the Scenes

    Executive Order 13139, which implements 10 U.S.C. § 1107, clearly states that the requirements it incorporated from the statute are for internal management only and confer no right enforceable by any party against the United States. E.O. 13139, §6(b).  Additionally, Secretary of the Navy Instruction 6230.4 of 29 April 1998, which implements the Department’s anthrax vaccination implementation program states that the anthrax vaccine is a FDA-licensed product and not an IND requiring informed consent for its administration.[1]

    “Someone from the editorial board will be down to get you and bring you up to the Boardroom in a minute,” the secretary smiled politely and then went back to answering the telephone, no longer concerned with my presence. I looked around the foyer of the Army Times Publishing Company.  It was a large, open-air affair. Just past the circular receptionist’s desk there was a staircase leading to the upper floors. Beyond that the ceiling opened up all the way to the top of the building and I could see people moving on the upper catwalks, worker-bees in the hive. Off to my left was a hallway that disappeared out of view, with an elevator at the beginning where it opened into the foyer.  To the right looked like a glass-enclosed company store with the usual assortment of sweatshirts, tee-shirts, and coffee mugs with the company logo on them. Army Times published a newspaper dedicated to each service, with the imprint Marine Corps Times, Navy Times, etc. The papers were widely read and respected in each service. I didn’t know how it had happened, but my friends had gotten us a meeting with the Editorial Board of the parent company.

    The door behind me came open and I could feel the cold December air blow in. I played with the zipper on my flight jacket, trying not to fidget. A Marine officer in uniform should not appear nervous. An older gentleman walking by with a long-sleeve tee-shirt with the company logo smiled at me.

    “How are you today, Captain?” He was looking at the leather patch with the wings on it on the front of my jacket.

    “Fine, sir. Thank you.” I flipped my fore and aft cap around in my hand and then looked at my watch. I was forty-five minutes late but the receptionist told me when I asked that the meeting had gotten a late start. I hoped my part hadn’t come up yet. I started thinking that maybe I should have brought my briefcase in with me. Right then a young black woman appeared from the stairs and looked at me for confirmation.

    “Captain Saran?” I nodded. “Come with me, please.”

    “Thank you,” I responded and followed her up the stairs. As we turned for the second flight I saw a familiar face. Colonel John Richardson, United States Air Force Reserve, was coming down the stairs in a light blue power-suit. He smiled and stuck out his hand.

    “Great to see you, Dale, traffic was terrible, huh?” We shook hands as he reached my step.

    “Meh, just sick as a dog. I would have stayed home had my boss not made me go in this morning.” I tried not to whine but I felt like crap. My wife and four girls were all sick at home with some kind of stomach virus that had everyone throwing up, including me. I had gotten back from the hospital with my wife the night before at 2:00 am and I still felt weak and achy.

    “Well, go on up,” he said. “Lou is on right now, then Russ, then you. Are you sure you’re still okay doing this? You know you don’t have to?”

    “No, JR, I’m fine. I just don’t care anymore. Lou and I talked about my status and the relevant instructions. This is a freely made decision. Sometimes a man’s gotta stand up and be counted.” Though he was quite senior to me, I had come to know and think of him by his nickname from our many e-mail chats.

    “Okay,” he nodded reassuringly. “I’ll be up in a minute.” JR turned and continued down the stairs.

    “Great,” I answered with more enthusiasm then my body had in it.

    It wasn’t bravado, nor some inflated sense of honor; I felt comfortable talking to John Richardson about such matters as personal honor and integrity. All of the members of our small band had incurred significant professional risks and opprobrium already in order to bring the flaws and illegality of the anthrax program to light. I couldn’t very well be a part of their group and not be willing to stick out my neck. They had all done a lot more.

    My guide and I reached the top of the stairs, turned left, and I could see a set of large oak wooden doors. As we got closer, I could see a little placard that read “Main Boardroom.”

    “Here you are,” the young lady said and turned away as I reached for the door. I could hear voices. I wanted to make as unobtrusive an entrance as possible so I turned the doorknob slowly and tried to slip in.

    I took in the room with a glance. There were two groups of people – ours and theirs. About seven or eight reporters and editors on the far side of a long meeting table, none of whom I knew or recognized. Everyone had a placard identifying them, but I didn’t have time to read each one. Behind “them” was a bright light with an umbrella behind it and a photographer taking pictures. On “our” side of the table there were five men, three I knew, two I guessed at their identities by our email correspondence. ‘Lou’ Michels – actually J.J. Michels, Lieutenant Colonel, USAFR, attorney-at-law, as well as partner at McGuire, Battle, and Woods, whom I had met at David Ponder’s Congressional testimony – was speaking intently.

    “Hey, Dale! Come on in,” he waved me in without breaking stride. “Hey, Lou” I replied and started to take off my coat, heading for the seat on his left, farthest from the door.  “So again,” he went on, “the informed consent issue is completely separate from the issue about whether or not the vaccine is safe and effective.” As I reached the seat beside him and slid into it, I could feel people on the other side of the table watching me. The photographer started snapping pictures of me.

    I am not impressive in uniform, but I had a few “been there” ribbons from when the squadron I was with rescued Air Force Captain Scott O’Grady from inside Bosnia-Herzegovinia in 1995. Atop the few ribbons I had was a set of gold Naval Aviator’s wings. I could tell the reporters on the other side of the table were curious about where I fit into all of this. Not wanting to appear self-conscious, I swiveled my chair to face Lou as he spoke. I could hear the shutter of the camera clicking. I could only imagine what my boss was going to think if a color photo of me showed up in the next issue of Marine Corps Times. I began to wonder if I should have agreed to do this after all. I was just snapping into my new job as a prosecutor and here I was (still) playing defense attorney – to the media, no less, against the entire U.S. military.

    I listened attentively, even though I had heard Lou make this argument before Congress and I had made a more detailed version of the same one to a judge on several occasions myself. Lou Michels is a seasoned attorney at a prestigious law firm and a former active duty Air Force officer. He is articulate and confident when he speaks, particularly on the legality of the anthrax vaccine. Although I was a Captain and he was a Lieutenant Colonel in the Reserves, I had come to think of Lou, and all the members of our group as a kind of Robin Hood and His Merry Men-like affair. There was JR who was the most senior of all, a full bird Colonel; Tom “Buzz” Rempfer, a Major, Air Force Academy graduate, F-16 and A-10 pilot; Russ Dingle, also a Major and A-10 pilot, and Redmond Handy, another Colonel. Despite the fact that I was by far the junior member of the group, it all felt quite easy and natural. I was conscious of my place in the hierarchy, but certainly not anything like a chain-of-command. Perhaps it was because more than a few of us were former pilots and pilots have a long history of being somewhat less conscious of rank and more conscious of ability, a byproduct of the nature of aviation.

    “It’s like Rogaine,” Lou continued on, “which has some particular relevance to my own situation,” he added parenthetically, looking upward with his eyes toward his own hairline. I noticed for the first time that he had a small patch of thinning hair on the back of his head. “It was originally licensed by the Food and Drug Administration as a blood pressure medication. Now, during some of the trials they determined that it would grow hair on a billiard ball. Notwithstanding the fact that it was already licensed, they had to go back and get a change in the license because of the change in the purpose for which it was going to be used.” He paused for that to sink in. He looked around the table at each of the editors and reporters, the shutter of the camera clicked away. “That’s the law for getting medications legally approved. It is even more imperative when it involves biologics like vaccines.”

    Lou went on for a while longer, hitting the high points of his brief and then excusing himself. I knew he had another meeting to attend at his law firm. We had talked on the phone the day before and everyone knew what their role was in this presentation.

    Russ Dingle, Major, USAFR, went next. He gave a presentation of how the vaccine was, by the definition in the FDA regulations, an “adulterated product” and thus should not be allowed to be shipped in interstate commerce. I had not heard his presentation and I had not met Russ before, except to exchange a few emails over the previous nine months. His knowledge of the company that makes the anthrax vaccine, BioPort, Inc., was unmatched. The reporters asked questions and Russ always had an answer and could cite to the document from which he got it. I was known among my colleagues for being able to pull legal case cites out of my ass on demand, but Russ made me envious.

    I had read all of the FDA inspection reports, but he obviously had access to information that I had never even guessed at. John Richardson had told me that he and Russ had been going through twenty-six boxes of information that they had gotten access to from the House Committee on Government Reform. Russ appeared to have memorized all twenty-six boxes. When he started describing how BioPort’s predecessor in interest, Michigan Biologic Products Institute had added two fermenters to its production line without FDA approval, then added two more and removed the original fermenter from the production line, I felt like my defense of David Ponder and Jason Stonewall had been inadequate.

    As I listened to Russ detail the failed inspections – the dripping paint into production vats, contaminated product lots containing other medicines like penicillin in them, and a list of other egregious quality control violations – the anger and frustration of nine months of defending David ponder and Jason Stonewall welled-up in me. Even worse, the Navy-Marine Corps Court of Criminal Appeals had denied our writ-appeal of the judge’s ruling on our motions. I had until today to submit an appeal of the NMCCA decision to the highest military appellate court, the Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces, one step below the Supreme Court of the United States. My turn was approaching, so I tried to focus and make sure I maintained the momentum in our joint presentation. I  also knew I had to control my mouth; the Judge Advocate General (JAG) Instruction that controls the conduct of Navy and Marine Corps attorneys had strict limits on what attorneys could say to the press and I still technically had pending cases on this issue.

    As a practical matter, most Judge Advocates (myself included) avoided the press completely and referred any questions to the Public Affairs Office (PAO). I was cognizant of the Code of Professional Responsibility for lawyers that also prohibits using the press to influence the outcome of a court. I had just moved to Quantico, Virginia, and, due to my daughter’s health problems, I was now working as a prosecutor in the Office of the Staff Judge Advocate, Marine Corps Base Quantico, Virginia. I didn’t think my new boss, a long-time Colonel, would be particularly enthused to see my name popping up in the Marine Corps Times bashing the government’s anthrax program.

    An Air Force doctor, Captain John Buck in Biloxi, Mississippi, had requested me to be his Individual Military Counsel (IMC) and that request had been denied by my bosses – they had good legal reasons, but in my heart I had hoped that they would carve an exception and let me do it. It dawned on me that perhaps I had become too personally involved with the anthrax issue and that it might be affecting my judgment as a lawyer, but I had been over that ground both in my own mind and with my clients many times.

    “And that’s the vaccine that the Department of Defense is making your service members take, under threat of imprisonment,” I heard Buzz saying. He and Russ had been thrown out of their Connecticut Guard unit over the Anthrax Vaccine Immunization Program (AVIP). Tom looked nothing like what I had imagined. He was young, lean, and a poster-boy for an Air Force pilot. I had pictured him much older from my conversations on e-mail with him.

    “And now,” he went on, “Captain Dale Saran, U.S. Marine Corps, will brief you on some of the current anthrax cases and their status. Dale,” Tom turned to me and winked.

    “Thanks, Buzz,” I answered and turned to my section in the briefing book that John Richardson and some of the others had put together the previous few days. I looked up at the reporters across from me. I tried to ignore the photographer snapping pictures. I could handle my portion of the brief any number of ways. Cool, dispassionate, the quintessential picture of a lawyer. A bit of an act for me, as I am a much more direct and blunt naturally, but I was trying to gauge my audience. What would be most convincing to a group of reporters? I could be more intense, somewhat exasperated at the situation my clients find themselves in. I decided against that – the last thing I wanted to do was come across as histrionic. I had thought a lot about this moment and had never been able to arrive at a decision. I decided to just start speaking and see where it took me.

    I cannot remember exactly what I said, but at one point I recall answering some questions about the status of our appeal.

    “This is nothing new,” I blurted out. There was silence from the other side of the table. “I invite any of you to look at the history behind the current version of Title Ten, section eleven-oh-seven.” And then I launched into my argument. I could feel myself heating-up as I recounted the use of the investigational and experimental drugs on troops prior to and during the Gulf War. I explained how the Food and Drug Administration had struck a deal with the Department of Defense to grant a waiver to allow these drugs to be used on service members without telling them what was being used on them. I recounted the withdrawal of this waiver and the reports of Gulf War Illness. I spoke forcefully, passionately, without consideration for what the ramifications might be to me. I spoke The Truth as I had come to know it in the past year defending my clients.

    I took a breath and looked around. Tom Rempfer and my cohorts were looking at me, waiting for more. I gathered myself, the calm after the storm.

    “That is exactly why this statute was passed, to prevent these types of things from happening again, to prevent another Gulf War-type Illness.” There were some questions. I answered and eventually Tom or someone else picked up a thread and my turn was done. I had so much more I wanted to say. I wanted them to know The Truth, The Whole Truth, as I had come to know it down to the marrow in my bones.

    I looked at my watch. Shit! I thought. I still had to get to CAAF in downtown D.C. and turn in Petty Officer Ponder’s writ-appeal of the NMCCA decision rejecting our request for extraordinary relief. I had to go.

    I listened for a while and slipped out at an appropriate time, saying my goodbyes by touching each man’s shoulder briefly as I passed on the way out. I was proud to have been invited to be a part of their panel.

    Outside the snow was beginning to fall more heavily. I started our family minivan and quickly got into the flow of traffic inbound on I-395 for the District. I had a writ-appeal to finish typing on my laptop and I didn’t have much time to get it into the Court.  With the NMCCA decision, the stay on our court-martial had been lifted. Although David Ponder had come home to Mississippi and his wife and son, Jason Stonewall and Vitolino Arroyo were still in Okinawa, six months after their unit had left and returned to Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, and all three were facing the brig unless I got a higher court to listen to me and overturn the lower appellate court. I looked at my watch again.  Suddenly that stay – and the nail in Kolomjec’s door on Okinawa – seemed a very hollow victory.

    [1] Ponder v. Stone, 56 M.J. 613 (NMCCA, 2000)

  • De Bello Die Nativitate

    Today my daughter came home from school and presented me with this work of art she began composing while on her lunch break:

    I have never been prouder.

    Uncle Sugarfree suggested it needs more bile, however. Happy Holidays!

  • Tuesday Afternoon Exhaustion Links

    Man, I am exhausted. I couldn’t fall asleep and then one kid or the other was up from 3:45am on. I barely know what is going on. My son has some sort of Holiday concert tonight, and I’m really not sure there’s enough coffee in the world to keep me awake while a bunch of kindergarteners flail away at holiday songs for an hour. Even the stern gazes of my mother and wife will probably not stay Morpheus’s hand.

    I was disappointed that the “pro-impeachment group” in this article was not Move On.

    We live in a world where the FDA is demonizing nicotine vaping, but approving “low nicotine” cigarettes.

    World’s oldest married couple… 80 years. Wow. Live to be 105, and that’s the reward?

    And Riven sends us… KITTEHS!

  • The Canonical Top Ten List of 2019

    1. Secret Glib Cabin in the Woods is best cabin in the woods.  Didn’t even get raped and killed in it.
    2. Glib Community When Life Goes to Shit is best online community when life goes to shit.  We’ve seen people deal with death, mental decline of loved ones, unexpected unemployment, and Leap having to deal with the recognition that his spawn is ‘special needs’.  For my part, I wouldn’t trade you for all the used sex robots in Texas.
    3. Animal is Best Column Writer in 2019.  Lots of good ones, but these stuck out because his youth of “fucking around in the woods” and “wearing boots” reminded me of my youth, which involved a lot of “fucking around in the woods” and “wearing boots”.  That zany one about poisoning soldiers is pretty good too.
    4. Yoats is Best Word I Can’t Believe I Use With A Straight Face.
    5. Tulsi Gabbard Apologist is Best Tulsi Gabbard Meme.  Much better than “you just like her because she is pretty” meme.
    6. Leon is Best Glib I Find Myself Agreeing A Lot.  Sorry Pat.  Try harder in 2020.
    7. My Hero Academia / Boku no Hīrō Akademia is Best Anime to Watch with a 10 year old.  Just beats out Yakitate!! Japan but lets be honest, it would be improved with more afro-related subplots.
    8. The Number 6.
    9. Home Made Fermented Hotsauce is Best Hotsauce.  Even if this batch wasn’t hot.  Thanks for the peppers 4score.
    10. How the Fuck Did I Become a Teetotaler is Worst Revelation.  How the fuck did that happen?  I think I had three drinks this year.
  • Tuesday Morning Links

    Vegas, baby, Vegas!

    Thanks to OMWC for bailing me out yesterday.  Moving sucks. Just ask Raiders fans. Man, Josh Gordon needs to lay off the drugs.  Or the NFL needs to update its CBA to allow its employees to do what they want with their own bodies.

    Drew Brees was nearly perfect as the New Orleans Saints (Buckeyes South) won big.  Liverpool play Villa in the League Cup today and play in the club World Cup tomorrow. They’re taking both matches about as seriously as they need to in order to keep rolling toward a EPL title, thankfully.  And your hockey winners last night were: Florida, Nashville, Columbus, St Louis, and Edmonton.

    I spy with my little eye a commie destroying my legacy!

    Publishing legend Bob Guccione was born on this day. As were commie Pope Francis, tingly-leg guy Chris Matthews, comedic genius Eugene Levy, Steely Dan drummer Jim Hodder, Spaceballs‘s Bill Pullman, MMA legend Chuck Liddell, the lovely Milla Jovovich, boxing stud Manny Pacquiao, leaker Bradley Manning, and underrated actor Giovanni Ribisi.

    OK then, here come…the links!

    The EU may be in trouble, as it appears the British have elected people who understand how negotiations actually work. Of course, the EU is in trouble as soon as one of their two cash cows bails anyway. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end of that globalist shitshow.

    At first I thought this was a tragedy. Then I saw what the contents were. I’m firmly in the “meh” column now.

    The South shall rise again…from the dead!

    I wonder how hard they’re really looking for the person who did this. Also, don’t read the comments. Lots of fans of theft, censorship and banning of inanimate objects in there.

    This is what’s called “tax evasion” when a normal person does it. When it’s a Chicago city employee, its called an error that they get to fix when caught.

    Too gaudy even for Trump…but not Mitt.

    Speaking of big money…this is pretty serious money. Jeez, Mormon Church. When is enough enough? Although I’m skeptical of the “whistleblower’s” motives.

    A series of deadly storms ripped across the south, claiming one person. Man, that sucks.  I got nothing snarky to say.

    This is my favorite version of this song. Suck it, John Legend.

    That’s it. Go have a great day, friends.

  • A Look Back at the Turn of the Century

    Gather round children. I’ll tell you a story from back at the turn o the century. I happened upon this while I was searching through old belongings, a tale I had done forgot I told…

    I seriously had forgotten I wrote this.