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  • The Bronzed Man Collapse: Chapter 1 A Prelude

    3539 CE: New Sydney University Department of Antiquities

    University, the font of truth and knowledge
    New Sydney University, Department of Antiquities

    …Don’t be fooled, claims by [corrupted] and other members of the one percent. Their privilege is on full display when they say that they don’t see themselves as better than those poorer than themselves. The rich and super wealthy can cruise through life without a thought about their place in society. … ignorant of the fact that the most disadvantaged must constantly remember that they are less than the elites who don’t even recognize their existence…

    When Romneyesqe platitudes … ignoring the lived experiences …

    The curator examined the artifact again and again. Even after several years of study, Late Period English was difficult for her to understand. However many times she tried to read this sermon, this passage twisted her in knots.

    Romneyesqe

    That word was giving her particular troubles. Despite many attempts she could not find a single source to compare the meaning of the word. Even searching for the root Romney pulled in no results. Jotting it down on her notepad she moved on with the text.

    … Whiteness demands that others overlook the vast inequality it generates and absolve each individual of the crimes they perpetuate. They insist that by making empty assertions of class-blindness, that they are free from any spot of culpability in the system they benefit from… destroying and oppressing people of color and the most disadvantaged.

    This was a common articulation in the holy texts, and this was not the oldest form. The piece was dated to the Early to Mid 21st Century, with similar passages being well known. Yet it was the first derivation that she had seen to absolutely equate whiteness with class. No hint of metaphor, but a one-to-one relationship. It was this passage that attracted her to this artifact. She felt it held a key to unlocking more information regarding the collapse of the ancient world.

    A 5 minute warning popped up on the terminal. She quickly scanned the document again for any additional words to cross check, and then disconnected. As she got up to leave, a thought flashed through her mind. Perhaps he would know. She disliked the Maslow, but the more she thought about it the stronger she felt that she had to ask him for help…


    She entered the Department of Anglo studies and walked down the long hall. The Stone Floor clacked as she stepped across it revealing her presence to the entire building, but nobody stirred to greet her. On the wall was a large board with a directory pinned to it. She scanned down the list. “Dr. Henrie Maslow: 115“. She proceeded down the hall. As she approached room 115 she could hear a muffled discourse before the door swung open and a young red-faced man walked out of room 115. Peering in, there was an older gentleman, white mustache half concealing a wicked smile. Their eyes locked, and he sat up straight.

    Academic and a fine Mustache
    Dr. Henrie Maslow

    “Well, what brings our beloved Curator to my humble office?”

    “Is this a bad Time?”, she hoped.

    “Hardly, that was merely an … academic discussion between a student and his professor”. He motioned her in with his hand. “What can I do for you?”
    “It’s about a passage I’ve been studying, part of the Mother Jones collection, It has been particularly difficult to understand, it’s ancient from the Early Collapse”

    “Hmm, yes the religious texts often are, especially from that period” He noted. She rolled her eyes and continued. “Yes i was hoping you could help me out with a few words.”. Maslow looked her over, “You know I had heard you were back at your studies of the Collapse, isn’t that what lost you your last job?”. She began to remember why she didn’t want to come see him. “Are you going to help or not?”

    “Of course, of course, but kindly leave me out of your acknowledgments in your next paper, I have a reputation”. He may have been teasing but it still stung. She pulled out her notepad, sat down and they began to work.

  • Tuesday Morning Links

     

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is!

     

    Democrats, Republicans,and Trump all came together to put us even further into debt.

     

    This may alleviate the spending a little.

     

    One of the top attorneys working on Mueller’s Russian witchhunt offered an Ukrainian oligarch a sweet deal in exchange for dirt on Trump.

     

    Congresswoman Tlaib is a Marxist.

     

    Moderate Dems turned off by open borders.

     

    New Tropical depression is forming off the coast of Florida.

     

    New Yorkers bitching about weather that southern states experience every year.

     

    Grocery store employee who went missing 10 years ago found behind the store’s cooler.

     

    I don’t know if this falls under the Mandela Effect, but I do know for 100% certainty that a  children’s movie about a genie existed in the 90s that starred Sinbad.

     

    That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

  • What Does This Button Do?

    Well, I’m in love.  No, not with anyone I’ve met online. (Some guy called “Papa” messaged me.  His profile is “Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.”  That’s it, the entire profile. **Slams laptop shut** Eww.)  No, I’m in love with Bruce Dickinson – lead singer of Iron Maiden – as portrayed in his autobiography “What Does This Button Do? ” He’s definitely my new imaginary boyfriend.

    I wasn’t a huge fan of Iron Maiden, but I had friends that were.  I appreciate what talented musicians they are and what a talented singer Dickinson is.  I’m always impressed by how long he can hold a note.  Especially since he runs all over the stage.  The concert videos look like a real workout.  Dickinson is a favorite for vocal coach reaction and analysis videos that make much of his control and technique.

    So, I put Number of the Beast on the stereo, cracked open a can of Trooper, and sat down to read.  It starts slowly and I found the early chapters before he goes to boarding school unclear.  I re-read them a few times and I still find them confusing.  Once he hits boarding school (and it hits back) it’s a great read.

    He attends an incredibly horrible and sadistic boarding school where he is bullied by upperclassmen and beaten by teachers.  He does find a few bright spots.  He loves drama and readily takes to the stage.  He has a great metal working teacher that tells the boys not only will he teach them to make a sword, he’ll teach them to use it.  So, he becomes a fencer.  There is also an art teacher that arranges rock concerts at the school.  Bruce attends the concerts – Wild Turkey and Arthur Brown among others, and they blow his adolescent mind.

    Once reaching university, he joins a band (teaching himself to sing properly from books) and is eventually recruited into Samson, which already had a record contract.  Samson led to an opportunity to audition for Iron Maiden.  The band liked him and he was invited to join once he passed studio checks, hearing tests, eye tests, drug tests and blood tests.  He was happy to learn he was STD free.  He didn’t just join a band, he joined a serious business, and Iron Maiden’s management treated it that way. At an award dinner an American executive tries to chat up Ron Smallwood, their manager, who snaps at him “I’m not in the music business.  I’m in the Iron Fucking Maiden business.”

    The Number of The Beast album was huge.  The tour was extended several times.  While drugs were around and easily available, Iron Maiden mostly stuck to beer, generally after the work was done.  They weren’t just messing around.  They did drink a lot and engage in rock-n-roll shenanigans.  On tour in Japan, he doesn’t like what the constant partying is doing to him and decides to make a change.  He starts bringing his fencing kit with him on tour and training and competing whenever he gets the chance.  Eventually (after changing from right handed to left handed fencing), he represented the UK at the European championships.

    The Iron Maiden machine rolled on, making new albums every year or so and going on tour. Creative differences started to arise and none of his songs made it onto the Somewhere in Time album.  Bruce decides to just be the singer and writes a novel.  It sells, so he writes a second.  Because, why not.

    On the next album, he’s again part of the writing team, but still discontented, probably with his personal life as well.  He mentions that Iron Maiden’s success had changed his living circumstances.  He now had a big house with a pool (because he hates to swim), a fancy garden (because he hates to garden), a tennis court (because he doesn’t play) and he can’t walk to the local pub (because he wants a pint without having to drive) and a fancy garage for the expensive car he never drives.  He thinks a lot about leaving music altogether.

    He doesn’t.  Instead, he makes a solo album, then a second and pursues getting his pilot’s license.  Once the second album is complete, he leaves Iron Maiden.  While pursuing a solo career, he does a concert in Sarajevo during the war.  He writes the screenplay for Chemical Wedding.  Because, why not.

    He gets his pilot’s license and buys a small plane but really wants to fly the big planes.  So he becomes an airline pilot.  He didn’t like the training program, so he writes a study guide and ends up one of the trainers for British Airways.  Because, why not.

    He eventually returns to Iron Maiden and is one of the pilots for Ed Force One – the Iron Maiden plane that they use to tour the world.  Note that the entire time he is working as an airline pilot, he is continuing to tour.  I love the image of him requesting time off to go do a gig.  Oh, and somewhere along the way, he helps make Trooper, the Iron Maiden beer. The last part of the book covers his battle with throat cancer (he’s not impressed with morphine) and return to singing.

    Overall, this book is very focused on his musical career and activities that touch on that.  He leaves out his personal life and much of his entrepreneurial activities.  (He is apparently a big investor in air ships as well as an airline maintenance firm.)  I enjoyed his self-deprecating humor and his discussion of image in rock.  He says he realized early on that he would have to be ‘substantial’ because he wasn’t good at the image part.  As examples, he describes his stage outfit for Samson, which included a custom made, gold lame jock strap to be worn over his pants and his design for his Somewhere in Time tour outfit – an outer space D’Artagnan maybe made from a space lizard.  His descriptions made me giggle.

    I have no doubt that this autobiography is every bit as carefully curated as Billy Idol’s.  I just like the person portrayed much, much better.  What a fascinating, curious, and restless man he is.  I give it five stars for being such an interesting portrait of someone who never stops reinventing himself.

  • Monday Afternoon Vacation Links

    Happy Monday, all. My wife and I are vacationing sans kids for basically the first time in almost three years. So far, we’ve done a lot of sitting around in companionable silence, drinking adult beverages. Mrs. L found a puzzle, so I may be a puzzle widower for the rest of vacation. We drove down to the Gulf Coast through the parts of Florida worst hit last year. Seeing hundreds of acres of pine trees all knocked over the same way out there by Tyndall was crazy. Mexico Beach looks… empty. Saw perhaps a dozen or more people with campers parked in the cleared areas that used to be beach houses. Anyhow, we are enjoying the quiet, and not being awoken at night or early in the morning by our spawn, who are being half-spoiled from both ends by my wife’s aunt and uncle.

    The Burnt Orange Heresy ought to be a movie about a University of Texas student trying to take up rooting for the Sooners to appease his dying father.

    Hillary goes with Mussolini-style “we are stronger together” slogan.

    Which one of you is this guy’s defense lawyer?

    4 in 10 people regret how they lived their adult lives. The other 6 never married.

     

    Animal’s excellent post put me in mind of this song.

  • Profiles in Toxic Masculinity III: Joshua Chamberlain

    Profiles in Toxic Masculinity, Part 3

    I thought that I’d profile someone a little more palatable – indeed, admirable – this time.

    Appearances Can Be Deceiving

    The fellow in this photo to the right looks a distinguished figure; a bank president, perhaps, or a judge, a governor, maybe a college professor.  He is a figure of great dignity and gravitas, indeed.

    Well, he was a college professor and a Governor (of Maine), in fact, but that’s the least of his story.  The old man here is Brigadier General Joshua Chamberlain, hero of Gettysburg, one of America’s premiere military heroes, a man who may have single-handedly saved the Union on a fateful day in 1863.

    His Maculate Origin

    Lawrence Joshua Chamberlain (for unknown reasons he is best known by his middle name) was born on September 8, 1828, in Brewer, Maine, to Joshua and Sarah DuPree Brastow Chamberlain.  A studious and deeply religious child – his mother raised him in a strict Congregationalist household – he was shy and spoke with a pronounced stammer.  His father instilled in the young Lawrence an understanding of the importance of educating one’s self, as well as an abiding interest in military matters.  This was to lead to one of the most remarkable feats of American arms in our history.

    As a young man he pursued various occupations including lumberjack (hardly a novelty in Maine) and bricklayer, meanwhile studying Greek and Latin, because lumberjacking and bricklaying are both occupations that give you plenty of spare time for studying Greek and Latin.  At age twenty he entered Bowdoin College, graduating in four years.  Then, perhaps remembering his mother’s insistence on rigid Calvinism, Chamberlain entered the Bangor Theological Seminary.  On his graduation from that institution, however, he declined the ministry and returned to Bowdoin, where he was hired as a professor, teaching Rhetoric and Natural and Revealed Religions.  In 1855, he married his childhood sweetheart Frances “Fanny” Adams, and no, I will not speculate as to the source of her nickname.

    Then, in 1862, Chamberlain was to embark on his military career, and it is possible that no other American Army officer has ever led a more distinguished career with so little preparation.

    His Adventurous Career

    Chamberlain in Uniform.

    On the outbreak of the war, Chamberlain lectured his students on the necessity of preserving the Union and, being one to put his money where his mouth was, then wrote to the Governor of Maine, one Israel Washburn Jr., “I fear, this war, so costly of blood and treasure, will not cease until the men of the North are willing to leave good positions, and sacrifice the dearest personal interests, to rescue our country from desolation, and defend the national existence against treachery.”  Chamberlain then proceeded to do just that, declining the command of the 20th Maine Volunteer Infantry until, as he put it, he could “start a little lower and learn the business first.”  He didn’t start that much lower, serving first as Lieutenant Colonel of the regiment under Colonel Adelbert Ames.  The 20th was assigned to the 3rd Brigade, 1st Division, V Corps of the Army of the Potomac under the command of Brigadier General Dan Butterfield.  With these men Joshua Chamberlain went to war.

    The 20th saw first action at Fredericksburg, where the inept General Burnside ordered repeated attacks against the Confederates entrenched on Marye’s Heights.  The entire mess could have been avoided had Burnside, who despite his impressive facial hair and his invention of a successful breech-loading carbine was only a fair general, allowed one of his subordinates, Winfield Hancock, to cross the river the day before.  Had they done so, Hancock’s men could have occupied the heights before Lee’s men arrived; but that was not to be the case, and so the 20th Maine charged the heights.

    The charge of the 20th came late in the day, and like the units before them, they failed to take the heights.  They were still on the long, deadly slope when night fell and the men of the 20th, with Chamberlain in their midst, spent a cold and uncomfortable night using the bodies of slain soldiers as shields from the Confederate bullets that kept probing their lines throughout.  Come morning, they withdrew.

    A faulty smallpox vaccine that made much of the regiment ill spared them from the debacle at Chancellorsville, but about this time Colonel Ames was promoted away from the 20th, and Chamberlain ascended to Colonel and command of the regiment.

    The next July, Lee invaded Pennsylvania, and the 20th Maine marched towards a little Pennsylvania town called Gettysburg.

    His One-Man War

    To call what happened on July 2nd, 1863 as a one-man war is perhaps a bit of a misnomer.  The entire 20th Maine fought that action, after all, and their commander, Colonel Chamberlain, thereafter, always insisted that credit for their victory on that day properly went not to him but to the regiment.  But the command was his, the responsibility was his, and the decisions were his.  On that day, Chamberlain prevented another Chancellorsville-style disaster and may have saved the Union.

    On that fateful morning the 20th Maine was ordered to secure a hill called Little Round Top, which formed the extreme far left of the Federal line.  “You may not withdraw under any circumstances,” Colonel Chamberlain was ordered by his Brigade commander, Colonel Strong Vincent.  Realizing that if his men faltered and lost Little Round Top, the entire Union line could be flanked out and rolled up like a cheap carpet, Chamberlain spoke to his men, ordering them to prepare positions, to pile up rocks, to be ready for a stubborn fight.

    The attack was not long in coming.  The 15th Alabama attacked in force, charging up the steep hill several times.  The 20th suffered losses, but for the most part the men fared well in their defensive positions.  As the Alabama men probed for the 20th Maine’s flank, Chamberlain reportedly ordered his left flank to refuse the line, forming a new line at a 90-degree angle to the old.

    “Bayonets Forward!”  Gettysburg, PA, July 2, 1863 – Little Round Top – Colonel Joshua Chamberlain, his 20th Maine almost out of ammunition, orders a bayonet charge against a superior force of attacking Confederates.
    Original Commissioned by the U.S. Army War College, Carlisle, PA.

     

    During the fighting, Chamberlain was hit twice, both minor injuries; a bullet struck his sword scabbard, leaving a large bruise on his leg, and a spent bullet hit his boot.

    After several charges by the Alabama men convinced Chamberlain that the Confederates didn’t intend to give up, he decided to change tactics.  The Maine men were running low on ammo, and Chamberlain reckoned that charging down a hill beat the daylights out of charging up it, so he ordered his men to fix bayonets.

    The 20th fixed bayonets and charged.  As they charged, the left flank wheeled forward like a slamming door, hitting the 15th Alabama’s flank.  In the charge the 20th took over a hundred prisoners, including an Alabama captain captured personally by Chamberlain.

    Thus, ended the Battle of Little Round Top and the threat to the Federal left flank.  But while the battle ended that day, the history has stayed with us; when I was a U.S. Army officer candidate in the mid-Eighties, we studied this battle as an example of what thoughtful, courageous and committed leadership can achieve on the battlefield.

    The 20th Maine went on to fight at Cold Harbor, Second Petersburg, White Oak Road, Five Forks and Appomattox.  Chamberlain was badly wounded at Second Petersburg, taking a bullet through the hip.  The brigade surgeon predicted he would die, but he survived and, after an extended leave, during which he was promoted to Brigadier General – an honor that was intended to be posthumous – returned to duty.

    Because of his well-known bravery and gallantry, General Grant personally named General Chamberlain to accept the surrender of the arms of the Army of Northern Virginia.  Chamberlain, seeing the defeated Confederates lining up to surrender their muskets, raised some eyebrows when he ordered his men to attention, showing respect for a valiant foe.

    Thirty years after the Battle of Little Round Top, Chamberlain was belatedly presented with the Medal of Honor for his defense of the Federal flank; the citation described his “extraordinary heroism,” and “daring heroism and great tenacity.”  Fewer citations were delivered with such accuracy.  By war’s end, Chamberlain had served in twenty battles, been cited for courage four times, had six horses shot from under them and was wounded six times.  His biography, The Passing of the Armies, details all these things with much more detail that I could present here.

    His Golden Years

    Professor Chamberlain

    After the war, Chamberlain returned to Maine, where he won four one-year terms as Governor, in 1866, 1867, 1868 and 1869.  He eventually tired of political service and, in 1871, returned to Bowdoin College as President of the institution, a position he held until 1883, when complications of his Civil War wounds forced his resignation.

    But a few old wounds weren’t enough to keep Chamberlain at home.  He served as the Surveyor of the Port of Portland, Maine, dabbled in real estate, and even traveled to the West Coast to supervise the building of a railroad.  In 1898, he volunteered for service in the Spanish-American War, figuring that even a seventy-year-old man could serve in some way, but was rejected due to his age and the wounds from which he never fully recovered.

    Chamberlain died in 1914, not long before the explosion of the Great War in Europe.

    This is a particularly interesting piece for me to write.  The first two men portrayed in this series were remarkable in many ways; W.D.M. Bell was a man of iron courage and endless lust for adventure and possessor of an enormous set of brass balls, while John Johnston was an unsavory, drunken lout who nevertheless was tough, resolute and fearless.

    But unlike them, Joshua Chamberlain is one of my personal heroes, and has been since I first read an account of the battle of Little Round Top.  He possessed many admirable qualities, not least among them iron courage.  His is an example that young men today would do well to emulate.

  • Monday Morning Links

    Take that, Monday!

    I have found out that the old philosophy “work hard, play hard” is best done when not 53 years old. I tired that the past couple of weeks…and while I did get a fair amount of work out of the way…the rest just made me tired. How about “work reasonably hard, play…moderately?”. Hmmm. I don’ think that will catch on. But you did not come here to hear me kvetch. You came here for the Links! Well, really you are here for the comments space. But throw me a bone here.

    • This is all I ever need to know about the IAEA. Be sure to read the last two sentences.
    • You guys used to have ships…not anymore. Maybe the USN could start offering paid protection? “Your once proud nation cannot protect your ships against piracy or regional bad boys? Call on the USN – rate quotes available today!”
    • Statist @$$hole decries government monopoly’s failure?
    • How about horsewhipping their C-Suite naked, through the streets of Tinker AFB?

    Uh…go forth and free Cascadia, or whatnot.

  • Things to Come – Week of July 22

    Yeah. Here on Glibs. It’ll be great…

    That was quite a week on Glibs. Looks like our cryptids have things sorted out…for now. You never know what they are going to get themselves into next. I wanted to second OMWC’s thanks to all of you. I know you are often on the end of the narrowed gazes, and occasional chiding from me – but lots of you have been very nice, and have even tried to help with what you can. Good on ya.

    With that all said, here is our preview of the week to come.

    Monday – Animal tells us of another shitlord. Later, Tulip asks a question.

    Tuesday – Leon does his own look into the Future. That Mexican Sharpshooter feller has a few questions for us.

    Wednesday – Begin to focus your chi….for it appears that you will need all your strength to survive a SugarFree TWO POST DAY!!!  MUHUHUHUWAHA!

    Thursday – TBD for the morning. Later on, blackjack goes to the park.

    Friday – You get to hear What We Are Reading. Someone in the cryptid rotation will pop in.

    Weekend – OMWC, Not Adahn, Mexican Sharpshooter and a cast of thousands! OK, not thousands. But you will be entertained and informed!

    I would also like to thank our contributors – you make this site more than it would be otherwise. I would encourage the rest of you to follow their good example!

     

    The comments section is open. Have at it.

  • IFLA: The “Watch Your Step!” Edition of the horoscope for the Week of July 21

    Yikes!  MERCURY RETROGRADE is bumping up against all sorts of things this week.  First of all, it lines up between those of us living on Earth and the sun, resulting in all sorts of domestic chaos.  At the same time, it’s teaming up with Venus in Cancer, so expect changes in your love life, and be prepared for any secrets you’ve been trying to hide wrt sex to be disclosed.  Also chest colds and pectoral strains.  Mars in Leo brings power struggles, fights with your boss and even moreso if you are the boss.  don’t expect for other people to maintain their cool while all of this is happening — the moon is in Pisces, which indicates that this would be a good time to get away from people and go fishing.  Be careful while doing that however, MERCURY RETROGRADE and fishhooks can be a nasty combination.

    Odd week in the cards.  Extremely eventful, but nothing much resolved.

    Cancer:  King of Cups – A professional inclined to help you.

    Leo:  Knight of Coins – Utility, responsibility, interest, rectitude

    Virgo:  8 of Swords reversed – Opposition, accident, treachery

    Libra:  Page of Swords – Overseeing, vigilance, spying, investigation

    Scorpio:  4 of Coins, reversed – Suspense, delay, opposition

    Sagittarius:  The Devil – Ravage, violence, force, vehemence, extraordinary efforts

    Capricorn:  The Tower – Misery, distress, ruin, indigence, adversity, disgrace, deception

    Aquarius:  4 of Wands reversed – Increase, felicity, beauty, embellishment

    Pisces:  Death reversed – End, destruction, corruption

    Aries:  The Hanged Man – Wisdom, trials, discernment, sacrifice, intuition, prophecy

    Taurus:  8 of Wands – Activity, haste, hope

    Gemini:  7 of Swords reversed – Good advice, instruction, slander, babbling

  • Sunday Morning Links of Gratitude

    It’s been an interesting couple of days in the OMWC-SP axis. Too interesting, but the kind sentiments and forwarded contacts for me from the Glibertariat really helped keep us sane and gave us hope. So all of my usual joking aside, thank you, all of you.

    Birthdays today include a famous medium (who provided the funniest moment in Annie Hall); a guy who taught Kurt Cobain everything he knew; an incredibly funny geek; my favorite Jewish pitcher; one of the most evil humans to ever hold high office in the US Government; and a guy who is quiet these days about wanting to kill Salman Rushdie.

    On to the news!

     

    “Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!” “Again? That trick never works.” “This time, for sure!”

     

    Welcome to Ballamer, hon!

     

    Florida Woman.

     

    “Wait, was that wrong?”

     

    What the sweet fuck????

     

    Ahhhh, Chicago!

     

    Fuck off, Slaver.

     

    I am seeing the need for woodchippers in this school district.

     

     

     

    And the Old Man is nostalgic today about what rock USED to be.

  • Saturday night links of links

     

    Pebble Beach, home of teh awesome when it comes to golf courses.

     

    OrangeManBad is totes, a racist.

     

    St. Andrews is a mandatory admission to any montage of links.

     

    “Are you going to eat your fat?”

     

    “The Challenge” at Manele Bay on Lanai. Except for this hole, where I put a five wood across the ocean within 10′ of the pin, this course ate my lunch.

     

    “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio”

     

    “The Experience” at Koele, also on Lanai but at 2,000′ instead of by the water. Completely different environment. Lunch, eaten.

     

    Nigerian channels Florida Man.

     

    “The Plantation” at Kapalua. Constant wind, everything drains towards the ocean. My breakfast, lunch, and dinner relished by this golf course. I think I shot 120.

     

    This isn’t San Francisco where you can do whatever you want on the streets.

     

    I played a tournament at the Olympic Club when I was on the high school golf team. I was an 8 handicap. Yep, it dined on my midday meal as well as the others.

     

    Oh, FFS. My own state has become infected.

     

    Appropriate.