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  • A Dark July

    No alt; just a shirt

     

    As I write this, it is the third anniversary of the ambush attack on police in downtown Dallas, in 2016.  As a by-product of the incident, I no longer work at the job I had when the attack occurred. While I have recounted parts of the story for others, I haven’t really done so for the glib crew.  It’s not my intent to walk you through the attack itself—three years has blurred a lot of what happened.  Rather, I want to talk about the part I played in this mess and the fallout from it in my life.  If you’d like a good report on the attack, this link offers the most comprehensive look at the attack of any I’ve seen.

    At the time of the attack, I was the senior Police Communications Supervisor for the Dallas County Community College District.  I was at just about 11 years on the job, with eight of them as supervisor.  To help paint this picture, let me give a brief explanation as to how DCCCD operated at the time.  There are seven ‘main’ campuses, along with satellite campuses, and various other locations that handle administrative, technical, and/or other educational matters.  At the time, the seven main campuses all had their own police departments—seven different chiefs, seven different ways of doing things.  The dispatch center is located at a campus in the northwest section of the county, and, it was at that campus’ police department that I was employed, followed chain-of-command, etc.  However, the functions of the dispatch center were considered ‘District’ functions:  all campuses paid to fund us, and, we dispatched for all seven PDs.  It was a pretty messy situation, and I will discuss some of it later on.  (If you have questions on anything I don’t cover, feel free to ask me in the comments.)

    Being the supervisor, I rarely did the normal dispatching functions.  I was mostly a baby-sitter, and did more to ensure things ran as smoothly as could be expected.  I had plenty of fires that I battled in regards to employees, along with trying to increase professionalism in a place where it was often opposed.  Due to the design limitations of the center, my helping out usually came in the form of call-taking.  If I had to be on the radio, it was usually on a portable radio (walkie-talkie).  Most of the time, when I helped out, it was because we were short-handed.

    On Thursday, July 7th, 2016, we were short-handed.

    That day, it was just me and one other dispatcher, V (not Xer real name).  V was, and, is, a very capable dispatcher, with no previous dispatching experience prior to her being hired at the college.  What V does have is a Masters’ in Criminal Justice, and a really good work ethic.  Xe would be handling dispatching duties that evening, while I took phone calls.  For some reason, Thursdays were always the busiest day of the week for us.  It was an odd situation, and I came to dread Thursdays, even though I wasn’t usually doing much of the heavy lifting in the center.  I don’t recall it being a particularly bad shift, prior to the notification we received from an officer at El Centro (the campus located in downtown Dallas) about yet another protest scheduled to take place that evening.

    There had been other protests in the area of the college, none of which had been an issue.  So, hearing that there was a scheduled protest that evening didn’t really mean anything for us, presuming everyone behaved as they had previously.  V and I just presumed that we would hear various radio chatter from the El Centro officers, while all the other campuses went about their normal activities.  We were very wrong.

    What I remember is that, not long into the protest march, we heard an officer report that they heard something that sounded like gunfire, and that Dallas PD was reporting shots fired in the area. Once we heard that, I think we both sort of tightened up internally, and prepared for…well, something to happen.  This was just after 9:00 p.m., as I recall, and it continued on until well after midnight, as it went from the street into the actual campus building.  We ended up being tasked with helping the El Centro officers communicate with the Dallas PD units that responded by taking phone calls and relaying information over the radio.  While there are state-based emergency radio channels that any agency can use for coordinating with other agencies, I can tell you that Dallas Police does not believe in sharing their radio frequencies with other agencies.  The 800-pound gorilla does what it wants, regardless of the other animals.

    Since I was handling telephones, I was dealing with incoming calls, as well as having to make calls to various college personnel to help the responding SWAT units negotiate the building safely.  I also took a call from people in a classroom on the campus that were essentially trapped inside as the madman made his way into the building, trading gunfire with various officers.  We told the El Centro Chief about the people in the classroom, but, in the chaos, the officers must have forgotten about them.  It took about another 1.5-2 hours before I got another call from the group, asking if it was safe for them to leave.  At that point, the decision had been made for Dallas PD to use explosives (honest-to-God C4), and they needed the building cleared.  The class would finally be getting out, just in the nick of time.

    During this time, we had a shift change in Dispatch.  This happens at 10:00, and V’s relief, J, walked in on what was probably one of the most chaotic shifts xe’s ever had.  J had previous experience dispatching private security, so xe hadn’t experienced anything of this magnitude before.  I can say, proudly, that they were absolutely fantastic in their performances, and I was able to handle my work without having to constantly monitor them.

    I should point out here that the most significant thing about working the phones that night was how busy it wasn’t.  In a situation like this, I would normally expect tons of calls by the media, as well as calls from frantic parents out of their minds over their children.  This would even include high school-age teens who were taking classes on campus.  In this situation, though, it was late enough in the evening that most classes had begun to let out.  Add to this the fact that it was mid-Summer, which isn’t exactly the busiest time of year for attending college.  As for media calls, most local news was already on scene when the shooting began.  They all witnessed what was happening in real time, and didn’t need to call us to try to get a statement.  This facet of the incident has always felt surreal to me, since things were, in all honesty, easier on us than it should have been.  Far be it from me, though, to look the proverbial gift horse in the mouth-any mercy is appreciated a situation such as that night.

    The standoff ended just before 1:30 a.m.  I was ordered to stay until 2:00, when the other supervisor came in to relieve me.  I left knowing that the shooter was dead, and that the team of officers from the various agencies was attempting to secure the area to ensure there were no other threats.  I also left knowing that things were going to be very different in the aftermath.  The district hadn’t lost any officers in the shooting, although a couple had sustained minor/medium injuries.  Truth be told, I had officers at other campuses that had been wounded more severely in a stabbing attack a few years earlier.  However, I wasn’t ready for what wouldn’t happen after this.

    Two weeks after the shooting, my Chief popped in to the room with an email in hand.  It turns out that the Chief from El Centro was mad as hell because no incident report had been written, and my Chief wanted to know if I could explain why.  When I looked at the call sheet of the incident in our CAD (computer aided dispatching), there was no report number attached to it.  The process was (and always will be) that an officer, who will be writing a report, asks Dispatch to issue them a report number.  The CAD has a button on each call sheet to do just that, and the dispatcher clicks it, and a few other tick boxes, and voila’!  In this case, though, no officer had ever requested a report number.  Dispatchers don’t determine who’s writing a report—we respond to a request from an officer.  If no one asks for it…well, it’s not on Dispatch’s shoulders to move this along.  However, the El Centro Chief, who was supposed to have had several years command experience at other agencies outside of Texas, apparently didn’t understand this.  The FBI wanted El Centro’s report, and he was in the spotlight with a certain appendage in his hand.  And, by God, Dispatch needed to answer for this!  It didn’t help matters that my Chief didn’t understand this protocol, and that I had to explain it to him first.  This resulted in my having to whip up an email explaining the steps to two Chiefs, who should have known about them before this point.

    Did I mention that V was on duty, and heard when our Chief brought this issue up?  Did I also mention that, other than a verbal pat on the back from my Captain (my direct supervisor) at the end of the shooting, there had been not one bit of positive feed-back about our efforts that night?  Yeah, it was a shit situation.  One of the two dispatch superstars from that night heard the only feedback from outside our office, and it was a Police Chief complaining about something we didn’t do.  It was also at this point that I realized that my boss hadn’t said anything to me in regards to recognizing the ladies for their work.  This was odd, because every other time an award was brought up for a dispatcher, it started with an order from the Captain to put it together.  When I realized that he hadn’t said anything to me about it, I questioned him, and got a, “Well, go ahead and make something up.”  His blasé attitude was shocking, considering that, for the last eight years, I had to run everything past him, and he had always initiated any awards.

    On top of this, things began to seriously change on a larger scale.  The District had previously planned to hire a Police Commissioner to be over the entire District.  It was a newly designed position that had already been created and approved, with a candidate set to start at the beginning of the fiscal year.  However, they decided to rush her hiring, and she started around the beginning of August.  This, in turn prompted my Chief to retire early.  He had become fed up with the direction the District was moving in regards to the Commissioner, and plans to unify the seven departments into one.  He told me that, on top of removing college administrative duties from his role, the powers-that-be had lied to him about what the Chiefs’ positions would be like when the Commissioner came into play.  He had planned to retire in January or February of 2017, but he decided he had had enough, and nope out at the end of August.

    It took two months to get the awards designed, approved, and printed in-house.  TwoMonths.  It might have only taken one month if my Captain hadn’t kept them sitting on his desk for weeks.  The speed at which he wasn’t moving on these things was breath-taking.  Of course, we had to wait for my Chief to get back from his pre-retirement vacation, so that he could sign the awards, which then had to be framed before I could present them.

    The entire time I was waiting, I was growing more and more enraged at the deafening silence around the work my dispatchers did that night.  Other than a quick, “good job” from my Chief and Captain, nobody outside our office said a positive word about them.  Of course, we don’t do the job looking for recognition.  But, a certificate in a frame is really just bupkis.  I tried to tell them every time I saw them that I was proud of the work they did, and that I was sorry no one else had given them any recognition.  We all understood that the El Centro officers were going to be in the limelight—they were the ones in the line of fire.  To us, though, it just seemed like we didn’t exist in the eyes of the District’s Board of Trustees.  We already knew how the El Centro Chief saw us.  Hell, the District never even offered a debriefing or counseling for us, which is standard practice for events like this.  I don’t know if I would have attended if it had been offered, but, it would have been nice to have the opportunity. Once I had the certificates in my possession, I was able to schedule V and J on the same shift.  I arranged with the officers from our shift at our campus to have a family meal from Babe’s Chicken, and I bought them dinner to go along with the awards.

    At some point after the arrival of the new Commissioner, my boss held a meeting where he told us that there were plans to eventually move the dispatch office to the downtown area of Dallas.  It was just a plan, but, one on which they would be going forward.  It was going to be a five-year plus time frame, but, we would end up with new digs, and a much longer commute.  I live in another county, quite a ways north of Dallas.  There was no way in Hell I was going to make that commute for that job.  The writing was on the wall, and thus began my search for another agency.  I didn’t want to be a supervisor with DCCCD any more, and, stepping down wasn’t really an option.  I had made enough enemies with some of the people I supervised, and going back to a peer status with them would have been untenable. As it was, another college district—one I had actually applied to about four years prior—was hiring.  I decided to move forward with the process and am actually their most senior dispatcher.  Of course, that’s its own story.

    I hesitated for a long time in talking about my job in comments on the site.  I may not be a sworn officer, but police work isn’t usually a pleasant topic amongst libertarian types, for good reason (ahem).  However, it was during my time at DCCCD that I became a libertarian, and I began to see the profession for what it currently is.  Interestingly, college-based policing is quite a bit different in many respects, and, I’m fortunate that my current agency is far more service-oriented, and, far less punitive than standard municipal/county policing. On top of that, none of my fellow glibs has ever treated me poorly over my employment, for which I am grateful.

    I realize that I probably skipped over a lot of points that would make for a more in-depth article.  As I stated earlier, if you have questions, I’ll answer to the best of my ability.  It was a surreal night, and I’ve not dwelled on it that much since I left the District.  I’ve tried to utilize what I witnessed/experienced for training others, so, it’s not for nothing.  When I left, I recommended V for my position, which xe got.  As far as I know, xe settled into the work easily enough.  The last I heard, J was still working overnights, just as I do now.  While I stay away from old work haunts, I wish the best for them.  They deserve it, regardless of who notices.

     

    **Thanks to CPRM, for helping me protect against some gender presumption

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    Say what you will about a “dry heat”, it was only 90 here in the sauna of Florida, but I sweated through my clothes twice in 4 hours while working on that fucking Expedition. To the point that I could not have got my clothes any more wet by jumping in the pool, and they literally dripped as I removed them.

    Well, it looks like the latest real estate Yellow Panic is over. Now we drive down the value and buy it back cheap, right?

    Florida town engages in what is clearly cruel and unusual behavior. Having lived through hours of this song on loop, I can confirm that it is torture.

    PETA to Florida Man, please be more humane culling iguanas than we are to dogs.

    Warty Hugeman thinks these guys should probably squat more, and stop trying to be the biggest guy in the gym, because Warty already has that on lockdown.

  • The Hat and The Hair: Episode 128

    Trump triples down on his controversial tweets about ‘The Squad.’ Here’s what we know.

     

    “Which one of you did it?” the hair asked as Donald and his hat wandered into the Oval Office.

    “Did it? Did what?” the hat asked, giggling.

    “The tweets, dammit,” the hair said. “The tweets about the Congresstwats.”

    “Congresstwats? That’s, like, all of them. And the guys. You are going to have to narrow that down,” the hat said. Donald was giggling along with him.

    “You know exactly what I’m talking about,” the hair said coldly.

    “Ah, yes, The Intersectionality Caucus… so brave, so brown,” the hat said.

    Donald sat down in his desk chair and sighed contentedly. “Nine sausage, egg and cheese McMuffins. A personal record,” he said, smacking his lips.

    “You fucked it all up,” the hair said, stabbing an accusing tendril at the hat. “We had Pelosi and those dipshits at each other’s throats. They’ll rally together behind this.”

    “The base was looking hungry,” the hat said and yawned somehow. “I threw them a little red meat. Only so many spic kids in detainment at the border to keep them all tingly in their underneathers.”

    “Deterrent!” Donald yelped. “Go home and clean up your own shitholes! I’m thirsty!”

    “Hit the Diet Coke button, Donald,” the hat said. “Go on, I rigged up something special for you.

    Donald stabbed the big red button. A section of his desk opened and an ice-cold Diet Coke rose on a small platform. Small diamonds of condensation began to form immediately.

    “Sparkly!” Donald squealed.

    “Look up,” the hat told them. “I had them put little lights in the ceiling to get that effect.”

    “You had them?” the hair asked.

    “Presidential email. I got bored one time you asswipes left me behind,” the hat replied.

    “It’s almost too beautiful to drink,” Donald said in a breathless whisper.

     


     

    A thousand skinflutes played a thousand melodies to keep Him dreaming, and the dream slipped the veil between worlds and coalesced into words.

    “We should, like, totally impeach him,” Sandy said, not looking up from her phone. “Those tweets are totally racccccccccccist.” Illy and Sheedy and Anna shuddered at the vocal fry Sandy managed on the last word.

    “The impeachment process will be a difficult one,” Illy said quietly. “And I do not wish to come to this restaurant again. There’s is nothing a believer can eat. Pig is in everything.”

    “And the chef is Jew,” Sheedy said, glowering at the kitchen.

    Anna put down the rib bone she was gnawing on and said, “This is a very famous barbeque place. It was on an episode of House of Cards. Best ribs in the district.”

    “There is no god but God,” Sheedy muttered and moved even further away from Anna’s plate.

    “<Pig eater,>” Illy said under her breath in Arabic and touched her headdress reflexively.

    “I love pork!” Sandy said. “I’m a Porko Rican!” She took another picture of her uneaten food and giggled.

    “<What is donkey brain even talking about?>” Sheedy asked Illy.

    “<I think they put pork in the water glasses,>” Illy said. “<Don’t drink it.>”

    Dancers weave around Him, also part of the Dream and the Dreaming. His voice rings out.

    “SELFIE!” Sandy screamed and pulled them all toward her. “Smile everybody!”

    “<Her pendulous udders are touching me,>” Sheedy hissed as Sandy snapped dozens of pictures with her phone. The restaurant began to empty, angry customers grumbling.

    “#SquadGoals!” Sandy screeched. “#Impeach45, #GirlPower, #BrownGirlMagic, #Resist. We, like, need our own Pride month!”

    “#FreePalestine,” Sheedy said.

    “Oh, poo, I already sent it,” Sandy told her.

    “Then send it again,” Illy said coldly. “You are worse than my brother’s penis.” Sheedy barked out a few mean laughs until she saw that Illy wasn’t smiling.

    “Squad, squad, squad,” Sandy sang. “We are The Squad!”

    Blinded priests begin to sing to Him, and the Dream shifts.

     


     

    “Unhand me, I say. Unhand me, woman!” a Southern voice came from the hallway.

    “What the hell is going on out there?” the hair asked.

    “The Queen of South Carolina is here to see you, Donald,” the hat said dryly.

    “I demand to see the President!” the voice came again.

    “Lindsey, my friend,” Donald called. “Let him in boys.”

    Lindsey came into the Oval Office, straightening his suit and smoothing his hair. “I have never been treated so shabbily.”

    “Lie,” the hat said, making the hair laugh.

    “I don’t enjoy rasslin’s with your Secret Service boys, Donald,” Lindsey said, finally composed.

    “Lie,” the hat said again.

    “Oh, thop it,” the hair lisped.

    “Ah am here-a to offer my service to you, Mistah President,” Lindsay said, his accent thickening like cold oatmeal.

    “Service?” Donald asked.

    “Protection, Don-hald. Ah will protect yew from the depredations of this Ferriner Squad of upstart women.”

    “Upstart,” the hat echoed.

    “One might even say ‘uppity,’” the hair commented.

    “Ah shall use my delicious white body to protect yew, Donny,” Lindsey said, dropping into a defensive crouch. “Yew just point me at’em, an’ Ah’ll pull my trigger right at them!”

    “He has to understand what he’s saying, right?” the hat asked the hair.

    “Who fucking knows?” the hair replied.

    “Use me, Don! Use me against those dark commie gashes! Use my white body! My white body is yours!”

     


     

    “A resholushun,” Nancy said. “That ish the anshwer!”

    “A resolution, a condemnation of his shameful concoction of racist tropitudation!” Chuck chortled.

    “Impeach!” Sandy said from her storage crate. “I was a bartender! I have an economics degree from BOSTON University!” Nancy kicked her crate.

    “I’ll never go back to Puerto Rico! It’s a shithole!” the freshman congresswoman screamed. “Dead bodies are everywhere! There was a hurricane! The governor says mean things! #hashtag!”

    “Call him a Jew,” Illy hissed. “There’s nothing worse.”

    Chuck let out an embarrassed cough, making his droopy moob-meat quiver.

     


     

    “A resolution?” the hat said. “They passed a resolution?”

    “My how we have been lightly wrist-slapped,” the hair said.

    Donald wondered what they were laughing about as he struggled to put on a new roll of toilet paper in the grand confines of his lavish Presidential Shitter.

  • Wednesday Morning Links of Substitution

    Well, in the continuing Mom Saga, she arrives tonight. SP has put large-print signs all over the house to let her know where things are (except the firearms). To keep things under control, she has a TV, a laptop with solitaire loaded on it, and a supply of thorazine. The fridge is stocked (uncharacteristically for us) with substitute chicken. My sister is also joining us for a few days to get Mom settled and to see if she (my sister) can actually do her daily 10 mile run when it’s 113 degrees out. They will both be horrified at the dinner table conversation this weekend when Grand Moff Serious Man and Kibby join us.

    Birthdays include a guy who made an art out of boundaries; a short, sharp, and energetic actor who excelled in every genre (and spoke a pretty decent Yiddish); someone who said the darndest things; the spirit animal of Pat Buchanan; and my favorite actor in The Dirty Dozen and M*A*S*H.

    On to the news.

     

    Someone is teeing up a lawsuit against the City of New York.

     

    Hasn’t he done this many times before? This wouldn’t be pointless political posturing, right? Well, it keeps getting him re-elected, so he knows his constituency.

     

    Wait, the news media all got a story completely wrong? Where is my fainting couch?

     

    Ahhh, Chicago!

     

    Next time you hear about Planned Parenthood needing money, remember this. And speaking of Planned Parenthood, their president has been aborted. Apparently they were upset that she thought that a uterus was required.

     

    So, the California drought is over, but clearly that can’t be good news.

     

    I’ve seen this movie.

     

    Slaver goes to the Cabin in the Sky.Lest you think I’m being inappropriately snarky, remember that this is the guy who wrote Kelo. Join me in pissing on his grave when they stick him in the ground.

     

    Humungus or Flashman? It’s one of you. CONFESS.

     

    Rusty tin can lids.

     

    Old Guy Music today is another band I loved as a teenager, with hints of medieval ballads, Dave Brubeck, and Sandy Denny. Just delightful, and what great players Renbourn and Jansch were! Jacqui McShee’s voice is… magical.

  • Andrew Yang’s One Thousand and One Policies

    When I first started hearing people talking about Andrew Yang, I didn’t pay them much mind. Every election cycle there’s always some fringe Democrat candidate that never goes anywhere but gets a fanatical following—the first election my high school classmates were eligible to vote in, I knew a number of Deaniacs.

    But a few things about Yang caught my attention over the last couple weeks. The first was when the DNC cut his microphone during the debates. But while that’s unsurprising, what caught my attention more was seeing a number of my libertarian friends being more pissed off about that than the leftists I know. And then I realized, You know, the leftists aren’t really the ones who are into Yang. It’s the more libertarian-ish ones.

    After seeing this video from shoe0nhead’s alt channel combined with Yang voicing support for Andy Ngo and then Justin Amash all over the span of just a couple days, I decided to give his website a look. While Tulsi Gabbard, another centrist/libertarian Democrat favorite, seems to have absolutely zero policy suggestions on her website whatsoever, ANDREW YANG HAS  O V E R   9 0 0 0.

    Well, okay. He has 106. But that is still fucking insane.

    So guess what I did? I took a couple days and read them all, so you don’t have to!

    The Unexpected

    It didn’t take long for me to find why the DNC was so desperate to cut this dude’s microphone off. Frankly, I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t wind up dying in a mysterious accident or suddenly committing suicide for no reason within the next couple years. Some of his suggestions don’t just buck Democrat party line, they’re downright heretical.

    The primary platform he’s running on is Universal Basic Income. I’ll let you guys argue that one out in the comments—even though it seems antithetical, I’ve seen enough libertarians arguing in favor of UBI that I’ve come to accept that the argument can be made, whether you agree with it or not. Generally when I see libertarians argue for UBI, they’re arguing for it to replace all other forms of welfare, and believe it or not, that’s what Yang seems to be doing. He says he’ll offer a “choice” for people currently receiving benefits, but it’s pretty clear that his intention is to phase welfare out in favor of UBI, particularly because his platform is that people would only be eligible for EITHER welfare OR UBI, and he’s confident that UBI will be more appealing to everyone because it doesn’t have the strings attached that welfare does.

    But my favorite part of his UBI platform is the absolute fuck you he gives to people complaining about the 1%.

    Why would you give Universal Basic Income to the rich?

    By giving everyone UBI, the stigma for accepting cash transfers from the government disappears. Additionally, it removes the incentive for anyone to remain within certain income brackets to receive benefits. If it’s paid for by a Value-Added Tax as in Andrew’s plan, a wealthy person will likely pay more into the system than he or she gets out of it.

    “Why are you giving money to the rich?” “Because fuck you, that’s why”

    And then there’s his response to “but $1000 doesn’t stretch as far in cities as it does in rural areas”:

    What about variations in the cost of living? Wouldn’t major cities need much more money than rural areas?

    Every eligible UBI recipient, regardless of location, would receive $1,000 a month. Varying the dollar amount by location would add expensive layers of bureaucracy. Plus, UBI would actually help many more Americans live where they want to. The Census Bureau shows Americans are moving between states at the lowest levels on record, contributing to a stagnant economy and labor market. Moving requires a lot of money up-front, and Americans are increasingly strapped for cash. UBI would make people and families much more mobile and improve the dynamism of the labor market as people seek out new environments and opportunities.

    $1,000 a month goes farther in some places than others. A UBI would lead to a revitalization of many communities as people take advantage of lower costs of living in certain areas instead of piling into expensive metro areas.

    “B-b-but it’s more expensive to live in San Francisco than Kentucky!” “Maybe you shouldn’t live in San Francisco then”

    OHHHHH!!!

    Another element of his UBI proposal that had me in absolute stitches is that one of the key parts of his plan is that it highlights his stance on immigration, which is definitely not toeing the DNC line.

    Will this lead to mass immigration to the United States?

    America has been the world’s most desired immigration destination for 250 years. High demand for citizenship is not new. It’s true, that with UBI in place, the demand for citizenship may rise. However, only citizens can receive UBI, and the US already has one of the longest paths to citizenship in the world. UBI would make citizenship all the more meaningful.

    “Immigrants from third world countries are going to want to come in and take our bennies!” “Well, that’s true, but lucky for us, THEY’RE NOT GETTING IN”

    He mentions immigration several times throughout his 1001 policies, and every single time it’s about strictly enforcing our current immigration policies and more tightly policing the border to prevent people from coming in and trying to mooch off his great new society. I love this page, because the subtext is so fantastic. “Now look, I’m not saying we build a wall, which is an icky Republican thing to do. But I may be saying that if someone else were to have already built a wall by the time I hypothetically take office, I won’t be trying to tear it down.”

    Additionally, while he supports the DREAM Act, on his page about “what to do about current illegal immigrants,” he’s basically like, “Yes. Them. Well, deporting them would be too expensive. But that doesn’t mean WE CAN’T MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING HELL! STARTING WITH NO UBI FOR YOU, BITCHES!”

    LITERAL SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS?

    MAKE ’EM POLISH MONOCLES, ANDREW!

    It’s Not All Perfect, Though

    The way he was describing Value Added Tax on his primary “What is UBI?” page kind of confused me and had me thinking that he was possibly proposing a flat tax that he was calling a VAT. However, after browsing ALL HIS OTHER MILLIONS OF GODDAMN PROPOSALS, it becomes clear that he is definitely not suggesting that. The VAT would be in addition to all the other taxes we regularly pay. While the UBI might offset that to an extent… I’m not even going to finish this sentence because what am I talking about, there is absolutely ZERO chance that any of his policies would make it through intact so it’s a moot point. But if Yang were to become emperor and implement all his policies whole cloth, it’s possible that UBI might essentially function as an up-front tax refund, depending on how much you typically already pay in taxes + the extra money spent on VAT transactions. That combined with his streamlined automatic tax filing system could theoretically make life a little less miserable than it is currently, albeit while still forcibly taking our money.

    Anyway, UBI is just one of OVER ONE HUNDRED policy proposals Yang has on his website, so let’s not waste any more time on it. There’s so much more to Yang than UBI! Let me break it all down for you.

    The Actually Decent

    There are some policies that Yang suggests that aren’t just “I could live with that,” they’re actually BLOODY HELL ANDREW, GOOD JOB. For example:

    And of course, this beauty:

    He also has some ideas that I honestly wouldn’t have considered before but aren’t half bad. He has a major focus on decentralizing power from out-of-touch urban hubs, and proposes relocating certain federal agencies from Washington, D.C. to other parts of the country to essentially drain the swamp. He suggests ranked choice voting, which is an idea I personally like. His idea about requiring a second person’s approval for a nuclear weapon’s launch is a good one in my view as it adds some checks and balances. And while you probably can’t make a libertarian argument in favor of this, I like the idea of forcing Americans to get out of their goddamn bubbles. I’ve always said making every American spend a year in Stockton, California would cut back on a good deal of the bitching.

    The WTF

    Andrew Yang for a Cyberpunk Future

    Perusing Yang’s website, it becomes very clear very quickly that Yang is envisioning a future of automation, robots, and artificial intelligence, and he thinks it’s coming fast. Like, now. I mean, like, now. He makes clear multiple times that his reasoning behind UBI is that automation is going to very soon leave us with more able-bodied, working-age adults than there are jobs, and that this isn’t something that’s undoable. I’m not here to make the argument one way or the other, I’m just here to report the facts. Fight it out in the comments.

    Rather, the thing that’s so amusing to me is the fact that so many of his policies have that reasoning built into them. He literally has “use AI” as a major facet for implementation of no less than four of his policies. I swear to God, this man is going to have us in (self-driving) flying cars by the end of the decade.

    Examples of policies taken straight out of a sci-fi novel:

    Very Specific Policies

    Some of his policy proposals are so off-the-wall that I can’t help but think that this is personal. Whether someone personally affronted him (I have a feeling that he was kicked off a plane at one point and he’s not happy about it) or he just personally thinks something is dumb, some of his policy suggestions are so random that you know the only person they matter to is Yang himself.

    But there is one policy so random, so absolutely WTF, that it deserves special recognition:

    Wat.

    The Human Resources Department Came Up With This, Didn’t They?

    He’s got some… interesting ideas on what will encourage people to become more civic-minded.

    Etc.

    There are also some policy proposals that are just weird. I mean, not as weird as Empowering MMA Fighters, but still weird. Like turning the Post Office into a bank and turning local newspapers into PBS.

    The Expected

    He’s got a (D) after his name, so of course no one will be surprised by:

    Overall

    At the end of the day, Andrew Yang is a candidate that’s a bit hard to put in a box. He has some good libertarian ideas, he has some Oh No leftist ideas, and he has a whole lot of ideas that honestly no one has really suggested before and thus kind of hard to categorize. It’s clear that Yang’s policies aren’t really realistic proposals that could ever be implemented by a president, because mainstream political parties would never go for them (at least, not right now), and since Yang isn’t running for Emperor, he can’t just do what he wants without congressional approval. It seems like his platform is less one about realistic policies and more Ideas For Engineering Social Change. But kind of like how Bernie’s surprise success in 2016 has led to every mainstream candidate this cycle trying to out-Bernie Bernie, maybe Yang’s long game here is to get his ideas in front of a larger audience and get more people thinking and talking about them so at some point in the future, they won’t sound so off-the-wall after all. While some of his policy ideas need to go to the incinerator ASAP, several of them I honestly wouldn’t mind becoming more a part of the American discourse.

    Regardless, this article honestly kind of only scratches the surface of Yang. He has SO MANY policy proposals on his website that just in the time it took for me to read them and then try to summarize them here, I was already forgetting things. So I do recommend if you’ve got some time to kill, checking out all of Yang’s policies here. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cheer, and you’ll want to bash your head into the wall. Andrew Yang contains multitudes.

    All I know is that I donated to the dude’s campaign because he entertains me. I’m trying to imagine what 2020 would be like if it was Trump vs. this guy, and I think this would be the most fun outcome for me. I know he’s more than a long shot—there’s no way in hell the DNC are going to let him anywhere near that stage for the fall debates, and like I said earlier, there’s always the “Ladies and Gentlemen, Andrew Yang suddenly died” option whenever we’re talking about these people—but nevertheless, I’d like to keep him in this circus as long as possible. And TBH, if by some miracle of God he actually won, I don’t think I’d be that mad.

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links

    Moving a little slow, even this afternoon, as my wife and I celebrated her passing her guild exams, and being eligible to practice physical therapy assistant stuff under license of the State of Florida. I’m especially proud for her and impressed by the fact that she got the call that her father was in critical condition and at the ICU only 15 minutes before leaving to take the exam. I’m not sure everyone could put aside their fears and uncertainties to focus on the test and pass. She’s one tough chick, and we know her father would be proud and happy for her as well.

    Florida Man level: Grandmaster

    I’m not saying that Florida Man was right, but you can understand that a man might need a drink at the strip club

    This is a weird fucking story. I’ll withhold judgement, sometimes dingoes do eat babies, but it seems… too move?

    Federal BLM employees being driven from Washington DC. Sounds like a good start — and honestly, what better group to move West where the vast majority of the actual land they manage is?

     

    Here’s a fun song, just as good acoustic.

  • Libertarianism and personal morality

    “Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” – Walter Sobchack

    Libertarians often have to repeat, ad nauseam, that libertarianism is, at its core, a political philosophy, not necessarily a personal behavior one, although, to be fair, the two spheres may touch. A philosophy of liberty and responsibility can influence wide areas of one’s life.  But libertarianism primarily deals with government, individual rights and individual interactions that can infringe the rights of others. It has not, as a primary concern, individual activities that are mutually voluntary, though not necessarily beneficial. The cliché position on this is “Just because I think drugs or prostitution should be legal, does not mean I approve of drugs and prostitution” (I do approve though).

    I know where you gin besotted miscreants would beI have said before in one of my older articles, which everyone probably forgot already, that I see two domains of human life: the inner sphere is the personal – what you think is right when it mostly affects you and no other unless they agree to it, or at least you do not use aggression on others. This is subjective, as the only judge is you. Eating meat or not on a Friday, drinking, drugs, BDSM, reading SugarFree post and much more come in this sphere. The second sphere, the outer one, the one where humans interact and where your actions affect others. This second domain is covered by libertarianism as a political philosophy.

    As we frequently debate these philosophical concepts, I wanted to do a different post, on personal moral beliefs that are not directly to do with libertarian politics. What does Pie believe in, even if he may not fully live up to those beliefs A sort of listicle, if you will.

    While these are the things I believe, it does not mean others do, nor do I expect others to live up to these beliefs. The things I talk about are things I think people and primarily yours truly should strive for. I do not necessarily judge people for some of these and I do judge them for others. That is the whole thing about libertarianism, you can do whatever and I can judge you for it. As is my right. You do you. This is the opposite of there ought to be a law. There ought to be no law. Just because you are not free unless you are free to be an asshole, this does not mean you should be an asshole. I would argue the opposite. That is, in a way, the point. It is no great virtue to do something good forced.

    “I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.”― Robert Frost

    To start with something controversial, I do not believe withholding the truth or outright lying in itself is immoral. It depends on the context. I do not have to tell everyone at all times the truth. This may change with close family or friends, where I can see a sort of an implicit contract to be honest – even if no one really benefits from your wife knowing about that one drunk night with her sister.

    Keep it wholesome, alright?

    To start with the previous conservative statement, more broadly the vices, my main view is I have no inherent problem with them, as long as they are voluntary and manageable to the person. This includes drinking, drugs, gambling – although I would put heroin and crack on the bad list. I do not think sex work is bad, although people on both sides of the deal need to be careful. I accept questions like “would you like your daughter to be a sex worker” only from people whose greatest wish is for their daughters to scrub toilets in a strip mall for a living.

    Moving on from vice to more general things of life, the universe and everything. I think you should strive to do no harm, in general. To be, as a rule, nice and polite, as long as it is warranted and not longer. Try going about your day without bothering or inconveniencing others– you know don’t park over two spots, put the gym weights back in their place, clean up after yourself. Don’t be an asshole, if you will.

    Help people who need and deserve it. This may include friends, family, neighbors, charity, or simply give your seat to the elderly on public transport and other small acts.

    In life you should contribute and pull your own weight. Make enough money doing things other find useful. Try to leave the world better off. Build more than not destroy. Try to leave for the next generation a little more than you received. You know plant a tree though you may not get to rest under its shade or some such hippie nonsense.

    Fuck whoever agrees to it while single – age of consent may vary. If you commit to a person, be faithful, as long as you are not in an open relationship. Your kink may vary, but it’s all good when consensual.

    If you don’t want a family, you should save enough to cover your needs in your old age. If you do, take care of them properly. Raise your children right. And by this I do not mean strict, or severe nor do I mean lax. Find a balance. And as long as your parents raised you right, take care of them in their old age.

    In general, try keep a measure of control of yourself. Avoid alcoholism, severe drug or gambling addictions and so on. Educate yourself. Take some risk on occasion. Take care of your body, at least to a point. Basically don’t be obese and lift weights. Running is for socialists, libertarians deadlift. Also practice hygiene and body odor control.

    Be a good friend to your good friends. Keep your word and pay your debts.

    All this in general of course. I could go on, but leave the rest as an exercise to the readers. I realize people have bad luck, make bad choices, take risks and lose. This does not necessarily make them bad people or immoral or anything. I have my failings and do not live to all these principles (When I look back upon my life… It’s always with a sense of shame). But I think these things are to strive for. One may fail but one must have a goal, something to aim at.

    So how about you fellow glibs? What are your principles beyond the boundaries of “fuck off, slaver.”

  • ¿Martes en la mañana? Enlaces Mexicanos!

    Good morning!  Its a lovely Tuesday to be alive, and kicking it with everyone on such a fantastic summer day!

    Okay fine I’ll stop.  It’s only funny because OMWC keeps begging the gods for rain but doesn’t realize this place is hell on earth once the storms pass over, drop nothing in town, and the jungle rot sets in….

    Okay, so now for the links!

    Narrative intersectionality!  Worlds colliding!  With a Guatemalan migrant accusing the Iowa couple that smuggled her of sexual assault.

    Venezuela:  so poor they can no longer afford beer.   Now they drink some kind of tequila like, agave based hooch.

    “We never used to drink this. We drank beer,” said Jonathan Yepez, a car mechanic in the western Venezuelan city of Barquisimeto, as he stood in line at a bodega to buy cocuy. “Cocuy was for old people and grandparents. … But now everyone — from adolescents to adults — drinks cocuy.”

    Que terriblé…Speaking of Venezuela.  Maduro and the opposition will  meet in an elaborate attempt to seize power hold negotiations in Barbados.

    Mexico’s finance minister takes to Twatter and resigns over differences with El Presidenté, AMLO.

    Peruvians don’t like jobs.  Who knew?  Seriously, I didn’t.

    A surprisingly optimistic take on Trump’s chances with brown people.

    It is a prominent tendency among Democrats in the U.S. Another democratic presidential candidate, the former mayor of New York Bill de Blasio encouraged airport workers to strike by citing Che Guevara’s slogan, “Hasta la Victoria Siempre!” “Ever on to victory.”

    He was immediately repudiated, and the party had to apologize as Blasio uttered these words in Miami. The city is the capital of Cubans in exile. Thousands of citizens from the island who escaped the firing squads commanded by Guevara and the Castro brothers live in Miami.

    The candidate was there alongside nine other presidential hopefuls, seeking to win the Latin American vote, even speaking in Spanish to win over the right-wing crowd.

    When Trump assumed the U.S. presidency, he had the support of 31% of Latin Americans. While there are still skeptical sections, at the national level Trump has the support of 50% of Latin Americans as indicated through polls conducted by McLaughlin and Associates and surveys by NPR (National Public Radio) and PBS (Public Broadcasting System) with data from the analytics platform, Marista.

     

    I’ll end it with this.  Grab Tuesday by the juevos, and kick it!

  • Motel Living, The Second

    Read episode 1

     

    After a very pleasant week of quiet and recovery we got the call, Denver, CO! Four weeks of lighting and troubleshooting at the Chase building in Downtown, Yikes! They also requested my trouble/son to go, so we reset and off we go….. 

     

    Flagstaff was uneventful, probably because it was one night only. I stopped to get a few Tall Cans at the gas station, looked in, saw black cans with the AB logo and said, “Cobra” then I checked in to find I bought Natty Ice, Blaaaaggh! It still worked. We left Flagstaff at nine AM, and the son and wife blaze ahead in Kia Korean Kar, while Bella and I mosey in the OMWC van, do, do, do…..

    All of a sudden I hear brrrrr, BANG! The left rear let go at 70 mph, but the core held long enough to get off the I-40, in Nowhere, 35 miles west of Gallup NM. I have a spare, then I went looking for a jack, no. I call for very expensive towing into Gallup, and spend 3 hours waiting for the Indians who run Firestone service center to change one tire! Back in Cali, it’s 20 minutes at the local llanteria, stereotypes gonna be stereotypes I guess, I lost 5 hours, and the crew was in ABQ waiting for gas money, so, off we go. 

    Castle Rock, CO.

     We landed at Super 8 after a 16 hour tour, a 16 hour tour……….. and they were sold out, even though I have a guaranteed reservation with my card, part of the bargain you see. After some haggling, we crashed in a single til the morning, and here we are, in our double, POS room. 

     

    Until then, I had not considered when we were going to be in CO, then it hit me, Independence Day, and a glorious light show courtesy of God daily, what’s not to love. 

     

    The drive into Denver is no worse than L.A., and back is a breeze at 4 AM. I also traded out my OMWC van for the best thing of all, a Kia Sedona minivan! 

     

    It fits all my stuff and I have room to spare. Where we are staying, we have an indoor gun range, 2 breweries, 2 liquor stores, Jack in the Box, Mc D’s and a laundromat, don’t forget the smoke shop, all within ¼ mile of our pad, oh yeah, Waffle House and Village Idiot for foodie stuff, convenient to be sure….

    After settling in, Yusef goes straight outside to wait for rain, and here it comes, lightning, hail and floods of yummy moisture from the sky. I love it. Every day, the same thing, work, walk the dog, beer and Glibs, until…

     Hey, Baby, it’s the Fourth of July….

    The wife loves sparklers, and being broke, and in a motel I thought I best stick with a few hundred of them and not buy any blowy-uppy things, I knew I wouldn’t need them anyway, not here. There is a definite Motel Culture, a few people decided to BBQ, then others brought meats and chips and….. I brought the Sparklers.

    What started as a few ended up with half the motel enjoying Independence Day together, as Americans, sharing and still living well despite our living conditions, and handing out Sparklers to the kids is mine and the wife’s great joys in life, FIRE!!!

     

     

    Start ’em young! This has been a highlight of our trip to far, change is afoot however, but we shall leave that til next time, 

    Cheers!

    The Gallery, and the Beer Gallery, after the first week, heh.

  • Monday Afternoon Links

    After Animal’s van story, I feel pretty good about the car repairs I affected this weekend. After struggling futilely with overtorqued lug nuts, me and the local mechanic at whose shop the lugs were welded to the car eventually triumphed. At the cost of fully half of the lug nuts. We reached a deal whereby he would give me the lug nuts, and I would bring my car back next time it needed service, as this was the first time I had any problems with anything they’ve done. Anyhow, I managed to change the front suspension, brake rotors, and pads. It would have gone a lot faster if I had realized the first video I watched on YouTube had an older model Expedition. Once I figured out why I had a lower ball joint and he didn’t, shit really started to move. Tonight and tomorrow, I’ll do the back end. And hey, I’ve already checked… the video is of a model that has the same setup as mine.

    WaPo wonders if it is okay to make fun of Florida Man. Its kind of my bit, so I’m going with yes. If anyone feels bad, donations to the Glibs meth and moonshine fund can be made in the sidebar.

    Well, we’ve finally found something that can get a cop fired in NJ. OD’ing IN your vehicle while on duty is embarrassing the badge.

    St. Pete to Rays, “fuck you right back”. I love it. I mean, I also enjoy going to Rays games, but if they want to threaten to move, the city is absolutely right to plan for their departure.

    Can you imagine having to deal with this shit from employees at work? Like, do I actually have to get involved with you taping a “kick me” sign to someone’s back?

     

    Throwing back to the industrial (metal) era.