Wednesday Morning Links of Substitution

Well, in the continuing Mom Saga, she arrives tonight. SP has put large-print signs all over the house to let her know where things are (except the firearms). To keep things under control, she has a TV, a laptop with solitaire loaded on it, and a supply of thorazine. The fridge is stocked (uncharacteristically for us) with substitute chicken. My sister is also joining us for a few days to get Mom settled and to see if she (my sister) can actually do her daily 10 mile run when it’s 113 degrees out. They will both be horrified at the dinner table conversation this weekend when Grand Moff Serious Man and Kibby join us.

Birthdays include a guy who made an art out of boundaries; a short, sharp, and energetic actor who excelled in every genre (and spoke a pretty decent Yiddish); someone who said the darndest things; the spirit animal of Pat Buchanan; and my favorite actor in The Dirty Dozen and M*A*S*H.

On to the news.

 

Someone is teeing up a lawsuit against the City of New York.

 

Hasn’t he done this many times before? This wouldn’t be pointless political posturing, right? Well, it keeps getting him re-elected, so he knows his constituency.

 

Wait, the news media all got a story completely wrong? Where is my fainting couch?

 

Ahhh, Chicago!

 

Next time you hear about Planned Parenthood needing money, remember this. And speaking of Planned Parenthood, their president has been aborted. Apparently they were upset that she thought that a uterus was required.

 

So, the California drought is over, but clearly that can’t be good news.

 

I’ve seen this movie.

 

Slaver goes to the Cabin in the Sky.Lest you think I’m being inappropriately snarky, remember that this is the guy who wrote Kelo. Join me in pissing on his grave when they stick him in the ground.

 

Humungus or Flashman? It’s one of you. CONFESS.

 

Rusty tin can lids.

 

Old Guy Music today is another band I loved as a teenager, with hints of medieval ballads, Dave Brubeck, and Sandy Denny. Just delightful, and what great players Renbourn and Jansch were! Jacqui McShee’s voice is… magical.

Comments

466 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links of Substitution”

  1. l0b0t

    I LOVE Sutherland in The Eagle Has Landed as well.

    1. ElspethFlashman

      He’s still alive too? which surprised me.

    2. MikeS

      My favorite D. Southerland character is Oddball in Kelly’s Heroes. Brilliant.

      1. How dare you reference a movie I’ve actually seen!

        1. MikeS

          Do I win something?!

          1. No, but if you turn that turret around and blow open the doors of the bank, you can have a share of the gold.

          2. MikeS

            So I’m Clint Eastwood and you’re Karl Otto Alberty? Sounds about right.

          3. How long has it been since you’ve seen the movie?

          4. MikeS

            *thinks “why would he ask that?”*

            Ah shit. Yeah, never mind.

            And it’s been a while.

            And I still want to be Clint.

      2. Festus

        See, I always liked him as an actor but a stoner-hippy tanker in 1945 just wasn’t believable. I was pretty OCD about WWII movie realism when I was a kid so I’d probably enjoy it more now just for the story alone.

        1. MikeS

          I hate to break it to you, but that wasn’t the only unbelievable thing about that f’n excellent movie.

          1. Festus

            That was my point. I was a WWII completist and movies would get ruined for me if they used the wrong equipment or played with established facts. I was a weird little kid. As noted, I would enjoy the film, now.

          2. Like the tanks in the movie Patton being wrong?

          3. Festus

            *retreats to corner and covers head with both hands, starts rocking back and forth*

          4. Raven Nation

            And the Battle of the Bulge being fought on open plains?

          5. Ugh – I remember the first time I watched BotB and was like WTF IS THIS?!

        2. Stop it with the negative waves, Festus!

    3. I loved Sutherland in Klute and the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

      1. Festus

        Yes and YES.

        1. Before I watched Klute, I used to think “what’s the big deal about Jane Fonda?” Oh, now I get it.

          1. Festus

            Same with Julie Christie after I saw “Don’t Look Now”.

          2. Don’t Look Now – that’s a messed up little psychological horror movie – and agreed about J. Christie.

    4. robc

      Joss Whedon was very unhappy with his performance in the original Buffy movie.

  2. Rebel Scum

    Green also said he was citing Trump’s past comments and actions on race and immigration that included calling asylum speakers “invaders” and saying there were “very fine people on both sides” after the 2017 white nationalist protests in Charlottesville, Virginia.

    To my surprise there is no correction by CNN regarding the context of said statements…

    I understand this is the third time Green has filed. What’s the saying? Third time is a charm.

    *grabs popcorn*

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Maybe its time to take Al Green to the river.

      1. He needs to put a little love in his heart.

      2. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

        Whatever you want to do is all right with me.

    2. leon

      “saying there were “very fine people on both sides” ”

      They need their narrative about this to be true

    3. Homple

      Am I the only one who thinks Al Green looks like the comic strip character Alley Oop?

  3. PieInTheSky

    Hello again from the land of little mobile internet. I forgot my post dropped yesterday and was not there in the comments, although i did notice not one of you wished me happy birthday. I now have an hour to kill before my next tour. After 3 gorgeous sunny days Scotland began to Scotland and today was a constant drizzle with bursts of rain

    1. Sean

      Happy belated birthday ?

    2. Atanarjuat

      Whereabouts are you in Scotland?

      1. PieInTheSky

        Islay

        1. *turns green with envy*

          1. Atanarjuat

            #metoo. Went to Skye last year. Love the landscapes and people.

    3. Fourscore

      Late but enjoy

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfy18ynhWNU

      How many now, Pie?

      1. PieInTheSky

        How many what ?

        1. Not Adahn

          Years old? Scotches tasted? Either works.

          1. PieInTheSky

            Too many. Not enough.

    4. Festus

      Nice little birthday present to yourself, then. Happy BD, anyways!

    5. Tundra

      Happy birthday, Pie!

  4. Not Adahn

    when Grand Moff Serious Man and Kibby join us.>/blockquote>

    Would that they would.

  5. Rebel Scum

    So when Mnuchin came out and told Congress that the estimated release date was 2028, he was actually moving the deadline up by two years from what Obama’s own people were saying at the time. And the reason he gave (“counterfeiting issues”) was precisely the same reason that Treasury gave during Barack Obama’s tenure.

    Yea, but Orange Man Bad.

  6. Fourscore

    So the guy ‘cuts’ his competition but leaves the prize alone? I’d a thought a cheap divorce and a drink with the new guy for showing him the truth might have been a better solution. What do I know?

  7. The Late P Brooks

    What heinous atrocity has Public Enemy Number One perpetrated, since last I looked?

    Stolen candy from a baby? Let a door swing shut in the face of an elderly black lady? Torn a age from a public telephone book instead of copying the phone number he needed?

    1. ElspethFlashman

      Tore the tag from a pillow / mattress?

    2. Drake

      The mainstream media are all breathlessly talking about his racist tweets without ever explaining what he said was even slightly racist.

      1. Rebel Scum

        We all know it is self-evidently racist because reasons.

      2. Not Adahn

        I would giggle if the Reps introduced a motion condemning Tlalib’s antisemitic comments and Dems smacked them with violating decorum.

      3. invisible finger

        The ‘R’ after his (and others’) name stands for Racist.

      4. Pope Jimbo

        Look we all know that challenging any minority for any reason is racist because those poor minorities don’t have the capability to defend themselves or take part in a high level wipipo debate.

        1. Slammer

          Fenced off Protected Species status, where they never get to fully participate like everyone else because they’re Special

      5. leon

        I mean it’s not like he told a bunch of brown people to go back to where they came from…

        1. And then come back?

    3. pistoffnick

      “Torn a age from a public telephone book instead of copying the phone number he needed?”

      You know how I know you are an old fart?

      1. Fourscore

        I was gonna go with that but I didn’t want to appear as an ageist

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        “it’s your nickel”

  8. blackjack

    There will just be more gators, they all come in from Indiana.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      Gators with guns, awesome!

    2. PBRstreetgang

      METH Gators with guns.

    3. The Other Kevin

      Gators on meth using guns to set off fireworks.

      1. Floriana? Indiada?

      2. The Other Kevin

        Funny, that’s exactly what Brett and I keep getting stuck on when we have our meetings.

      3. Sean

        Brought to you by the director of Sharknado.

  9. Atanarjuat

    Planned Parenthood kills baby alligators?

    1. Drake

      Not very well obviously.

    2. Not Adahn

      If they’ve got the money, absolutely.

    3. invisible finger

      No, I think they feed babies to alligators.

    4. bacon-magic

      They use the baby alligators as support animals.

      1. Not Adahn

        They use the baby alligators as support animals adorable and stylish baby shoes.

  10. ElspethFlashman

    OK, I have never been to any pool in Macomb county!

    1. MikeS

      …yet.

    2. I like to poop in a ditch, preferably one that has been filled with orphans who died working in my salt mine.

    3. Old Man With Candy

      I hope you have an alibi. But I bet you don’t.

      CONFESS!

  11. Rebel Scum

    The world is not enough

    The presidential candidate then elaborated, saying she supports Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee’s (D-TX) commission to study reparations.

    “We need to address how we’re going to do it… because back to the point I was making about home ownership…back to the point I was making about disparities around education… you can look at health outcomes when you know that black women are three to four times more likely to die in connection with child birth,” Harris said. “So there’s a lot that has to be about looking at this in a way that is about structural and systemic investment in communities.”

    Harris said she was “reluctant” to give a simple answer on the issue because she fears Americans will not want to talk about structural and systemic inequalities that reparations advocates have argued have been compounding if the government just writes checks to the descendants of slaves.

    “So that’s why I’m reluctant to have a simple answer to it because frankly I don’t believe that writing a check is gonna be enough,” Harris told Hill. “I really don’t… And the worst thing that I think could happen is that checks get written and then everybody says ‘ok, stop talking about this now’ without addressing the systemic inequities that are deep and require investment.”

    GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, CRACKER!

    But, seriously, they are playing with fire with this racial politicking.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Is this true, black women are 3-4X more likely to die in connection with childbirth than presumably, because she doesn’t say, white women?

      1. B.P.

        You are completely ignoring men who die in childbirth, shitlord.

      2. OneOut

        Don’t a lot of black women have a lot more babies than white women ?

        Are these women giving birth at home and not in the same hospitald as white women ?

      3. R C Dean

        Is this true, black women are 3-4X more likely to die in connection with childbirth

        Without consulting an iota of data, I can confidently say “no”.

    2. “I don’t believe that writing a check is gonna be enough”

      OK. I guess the only possible way to do this is for white people to be enslaved for a couple hundred years, then we have to fight a Civil War in hundreds of thousands of (mostly black) people die liberating them.f

      1. Suthenboy

        “I don’t believe that writing a check is gonna be enough”

        Of course it won’t. Race hustling aint got no end.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Look if we give them a check, those knuckleheads will blow it in a month and then what will we do?

      No, I need to be put in charge of a giant pool of reparations money and I will decide who gets what when. I swear I will be totes honest and wise with that money and in no way will be corrupted by it. Just look at my track record so far. That should prove to you what a great job I will do.

      1. Fourscore

        You’ll need an assistant and well, I’m currently making a career change and good with other peoples’ money.

  12. Festus

    Outstanding Old Guy Music today, OMWC! I’ll have to seek out more because I love that jazz-infused traditional stuff from back then but sadly I’m only really familiar with early J.T.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      You can definitely see who influenced Anderson when he went into his pseudo-troubadour phase.

      1. Festus

        My favorite Tull album is “Stand Up” but that might be mere nostalgia because it fit a certain time of my life so perfectly (if that makes any sense). Which one is yours?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Benefit. Sooooo underrated. This Was would be close- I loved the Bluesy Mick Abrahams sound.

          I played in a couple bands in the early ’70s who did JT covers. I can still manage to play Nothing Is Easy.

          1. Festus

            Love that tune! It’s on my work rotation. So cool that your bands covered that stuff. All of my musician friends were trying their best to either out-weird each other or playing pretty rote Punk stylings. We all grew up listening to lots of prog rock and fusion and the guys didn’t really have the chops.

          2. Old Man With Candy

            Yeah, we did Nothing Is Easy, My Sunday Feeling, Serenade to a Cuckoo (not a JT tune, but they covered it), and Teacher out of the Early Tull Catalog. I always wanted to cover Sossity, but the acoustic guitar part was a bit too much for me to handle. OK, more than a bit.

            I’ve put up vids of LJ Slavin in Old Guy Music before. He cooks through a 20 minute version of Thick as a Brick solo in his live sets. The guy is insanely talented.

  13. ChipsnSalsa

    Humungus or Flashman? It’s one of you. CONFESS.

    Some kid is thinking, “If I’m done at the pool, everyone is done at the pool.” Then proceeds to drop the deuce.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    “The weirdest thing is I did all this hiking three weeks ago, and, I kid you not, it’s like night and day because of all the snow melt,” says Virdee, who lives on the east shore. “A beautiful little beach for 25 is now a beach for four. I was stunned. These are micro-beaches, they might even be nano-beaches.”

    *Michael J Caboose voice*

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    1. You mean water levels go up and then down, all based on the amount of rain and snow? Wow, I never knew that!

  15. From the sidebar of the salami slicing article:

    “Photo shows Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump at 1992 party”

    Christ these people are mendacious. So Slick Willy and his dozens of trips to orgy island are going to be airbrushed out, but because Trump met the guy a few times at parties, we’re gonna have to hear that not only is Trump a Nazi, he’s also a pedophile.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Well, Trump IS literally Hitler. And the worst ever. And bad.

    2. Rebel Scum

      Selective guilt by association. I mean, he met the guy at a party once. He’s definitely guilty of something.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      They’re worse than mendacious.

      Absolute enemies of the people. While we’re at it, ‘The Squad’ (I call them The Twats) are anti-American. Just like Michelle (and possibly Barry) was.

      There. I said it.

      There. I said it.

      Again.

      1. pan fried wylie

        The Sqwats

    4. robc

      While ignoring the “rumor” that Trump had Epstein banned from Mar-a-Lago later on.

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    *pisses on Stevens’ grave*

    Let it also be noted that he wanted the 2nd Amendment repealed.

    1. Yeah. Fuck that guy.

    2. Rebel Scum

      Hm. And to think I just heard on the morning news that he was “committed to justice”.

  17. “Bonilla was charged with two counts of cruelty toward a child, and a count each of burglary, aggravated assault, aggravated battery, false imprisonment, and use of a firearm”

    C’mon man, just once I wanna see someone charged with mayhem!

    1. ElspethFlashman

      I looked up a criminal history recently where the dude had “criminal mayhem” as a charge – where else -in Florida.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    “So there’s a lot that has to be about looking at this in a way that is about structural and systemic investment in communities.”

    What she really means-

    “We can’t just give money directly to those fools. They’ll spend it on dope and floozies, and high living. They need guidance and constant supervision.”

    1. Suthenboy

      Does anyone think that so-called reparations will actually end up in the pockets of the descendants of slaves?

      1. Of course.

        Can’t wait for his money to get redistributed to Kaepernick.

      2. Festus

        Like Frank Zappa said at one of his shows, “Everyone here is wearing a uniform, don’t kid yourselves…”

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Great minds think alike (your mind was faster though)

  19. Someone took Shitlord 101 at Glibertarian University:

    Couple fall from ninth floor window while having sex

    The woman, aged 30, was found dead at the base of an apartment block in St Petersburg on the night of July 5 during what neighbours described as a wild party.

    Witnesses said they saw a television thrown from the window of the flat, after which the woman and her 29-year-old lover plunged to the ground below.

    The woman landed head-first on the asphalt and died instantly, local media reported, but the man survived after his fall was broken by her body and nearby bushes.

    Witnesses told local media that the partially clothed man then got up and went back to rejoin the party.

    Police were called, and when they arrived the revellers allegedly threw a mop out of the windows at them.

    1. From the comments:

      “Wow, i bet he didn’t know if he was coming or going.”

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      went back to rejoin the party

      Now that’s dedication.

      1. Count Potato

        Wow

      2. Not Adahn

        Did he go back to rejoin the party, or to attack the window for cock-blocking him?

        1. pan fried wylie

          attack the window for cock-blocking him

          “YOU COCKBLOCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!” *charges open window with obvious results*

    3. ElspethFlashman

      Reminds me of seeing someone puke at a punk rock house party, then minutes later, go back to drinking.

      1. Festus

        You’ve only seen that once? You’ve lived a sheltered life, little Elspeth!

      2. robc

        Boot and rally!

    4. gbob

      It’s why I insist upon being on top.

      1. Doggy would work too; you just have to jump on her back as you’re starting to fall. It’s like the ultimate Donkey Punch.

    5. bacon-magic

      Birth control was successful.

    6. R C Dean

      Witnesses told local media that the partially clothed man then got up and went back to rejoin the party.

      She’s right there, man! And you couldn’t finish what you started? What a beta.

    7. SugarFree

      But did he finish?

  20. Suthenboy

    Thank you OMWC, I particularly enjoyed your musical choice this morning.

    “I have seen this movie”

    But have you seen Jaws? The greatest ‘Man against Nature’ ever made.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      “Man Against Rubber Fish and Shit Dialog.”

  21. By request of Any Random Variation, today will feature ladies with pulchritudinous posteriors.

    http://archive.li/eZk8S

  22. I’m still bummed the Harriet Tubman bill won’t be the badass one that has her with a revolver.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      #metoo

    2. gbob

      I’m just sick of Christian, gun wielding Republicans being on our money.

      1. Nephilium

        Well done!

  23. Drake

    The Dems were having some infighting and Trump could have left it alone, but… he has now made the 3 (or 4?) morons the face of the DNC. It seemed like they would be able to resist his bait, but nope.

    1. Even though she is a moronic commie, I’m not saying I wouldn’t take the opportunity to have anal sex with Omar given the opportunity.

      1. Festus

        #no butt stuff

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        She’s the one you’d pick out of those four? You’re nuts.

        1. Lackadaisical

          Uh. No. She’s clearly the hottest, plus you could bang her in her hijab head cover thing on, which is hot.

          Who would you pick instead? That uggo Tlaib? Crazy eyes?

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Cortez, no doubt…plus I like Puerto Rican food and maybe she’d cook for me if I performed well enough.

          2. Yeah put me me in the Crazy Eyes column.

          3. Lackadaisical

            I suppose you prefer pineapple on your deep dish too?

            Maybe it’s just the pantsuits, but Cortez lacks the curves that would otherwise make the craziness of Latin women bearable.

          4. Cortez because of that dancing video.

      3. bacon-magic

        I bet that pussy is the bomb.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Her brother agrees.

        2. Festus

          Vagina Dentata. No wonders about the ass craving.

      4. Slammer

        She’d might really dig someone degrading her by making her take her headscarf off

      5. Enough About Palin

        I figure the reason she’s such a bitch is because she’s been circumcised.

    2. Rebel Scum

      I saw a bit of that presser that Ryan S. posted. It was hilarious.

    3. antisthenes

      Don’t kid yourself, the Dems are still going to have infighting. People are who are pure evil and driven by hatred and hunger for absolute power are always going to treat anyone between them and that power as enemies, team be damned. First rule of Sith school.

  24. TW: Vox

    I was a fast-food worker. Let me tell you about burnout.
    As technology ratchets up the stress, low-wage jobs have become some of the hardest in America.

    Take fast food, a sector that made up a huge chunk of the post-recession jobs recovery. It’s far from the leisurely time implied by “flipping burgers.” One of my coworkers put it best: “Fast food is intense! And it’s stressful! You’re always feeling rushed, you’re on a time crunch for literally eight hours straight, you’re never allowed to have one moment just to chill.”

    The factors a scientist would remove from a rat’s life to make it depressed — predictability and control — are the exact things that have been removed from workers’ lives in the name of corporate flexibility and increased productivity. There’s little more relief for many low-wage workers than for those lab rats desperately trying to keep their heads above water.

    For one thing, everything is timed and monitored digitally, second by second. If you’re not keeping up, the system will notify a manager, and you will hear about it.

    When I used to do service work, we still mostly used paper time cards; you could make your case to the manager if you were late, or maybe stay a few minutes beyond your shift to make up for it. At many modern service jobs, the digital time-clock system will automatically penalize you for clocking in a minute after the start of your shift or after a break. After getting yelled at for this twice early in the month I spent working at a McDonald’s in downtown San Francisco, I started imitating my coworkers and aiming to arrive 20 minutes before my shift just in case the train was running weird that day. I came to resent how much time this ate up, particularly when comparing it to the trivial difference to McDonald’s of having me clock in at 7:31 rather than 7:30. I’ve reached out to McDonald’s for comment, and will update this story when I receive a response.

    1. Boo hoo.

      The workers’ lives will be so much easier once the fight for 15 crowd gets their way and those jobs are replaced by robots.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      I started imitating my coworkers and aiming to arrive 20 minutes before my shift just in case the train was running weird that day.

      You want to live in a busy congested city, this is what you get.

      1. straffinrun

        I always get to where I’m working that day an hour early. Go to nearby coffee shop and relax. Others looked haggard from sprinting from the station.

      2. Semi-Spartan Dad

        Exactly. I’d consider this standard for any job whether minimum wage or 100k/year. Before working from home, I always gave my commute extra time in case traffic accidents jammed up the interstate. I still do for the occasional office visit.

        I came to resent how much time this ate up
        Move closer to your job, find a job closer to you, or find a job that lets you work from home. I don’t get the bitching.

    3. Nephilium

      But I’m sure it’ll get better when the labor cost is even higher, there’s no way that would impact management to find more ways to reduce waste there.

    4. Pope Jimbo

      Ah, the Quick Serve Restaurant industry. You know in the old days Billy, owners actually overstaffed their stores in the hopes that one of you louts might get bored and actually do the job you were hired for. But because of the overstaffing, there was all sorts of time to “chill” at work. Owners did this because it was the cheapest way to get things done.

      What happened?

      Minimum wage. All the advocates for the poor got the minimum wage raised and raised again (and they are not going to stop at $15/hr). This meant that instead of throwing more cheap labor at the problem, the owners of those stores started paying me and other developers to instrument everything in the store and report back on efficiency.

      So now the owner is getting an automated report on who clocked in late. No one has to look at them manually. The fryers are being monitored to make sure you punks actually filter them like you are supposed to. The drive through is monitored to make sure quotas are met.

      The owners finally hit the point, where it was cheaper to hire me to give them the tools to squeeze as much efficiency out of you as possible. The next step is to replace many functions with robots, so this still isn’t ending.

      1. tarran

        All the advocates for the poor got the minimum wage raised and raised again (and they are not going to stop at $15/hr).

        This is incorrect. The original proponents of the minimum wage were explicit and open in their intention to improve american society by making it difficult for the poor and disabled to have and raise children by depriving them of income. The wage floor was intended to render them unemployable, and without work they would be deprived of income and given plenty of free time to exercise vices that would put them in an early grave.

        And yes, this is actually what they said, and not hyperbole.

    5. Slammer

      If you can’t succeed in fast food it’s because you don’t really want to try. The whole thing is set up for promotions for the productive. Look at Herman Cain

    6. Festus

      Fucking whinger! Try being a short-order cook in a greasy spoon restaurant that promises all-day breakfast when the hungry horde arrives. No computer assist, just seat of the pants cookery and believe me, being scolded by a manager will be the least of your worries if you fuck up. I used to watch that ferry approach the dock and would literally start shaking. Push-button pussies!

    7. leon

      Ahh yes, the guy who works fast food is going to tell us about how terrible it is and it’s totally harder than any other job because you’re expected to 1 show up, 2. On time 3. With a good attitude.

      Look you little bitch, that’s all you are being asked. If you can’t do that then you are not skilled enough to succeed in a no skill job.

    8. Gadfly

      “Fast food is intense! And it’s stressful! You’re always feeling rushed, you’re on a time crunch for literally eight hours straight, you’re never allowed to have one moment just to chill.”

      From my brief experience working in fast food a decade ago, I doubt this very much. Lunch and dinner were crazy hectic, but there was plenty of time to chill between the two. I guess there could be a location where people eat constantly, but I’d say this is the exception, not the rule.

      When I used to do service work, we still mostly used paper time cards; you could make your case to the manager if you were late, or maybe stay a few minutes beyond your shift to make up for it. At many modern service jobs, the digital time-clock system will automatically penalize you for clocking in a minute after the start of your shift or after a break. After getting yelled at for this twice early in the month I spent working at a McDonald’s in downtown San Francisco, I started imitating my coworkers and aiming to arrive 20 minutes before my shift just in case the train was running weird that day.

      I got a lecture for being a few minutes late (once) while working at a place with paper time cards. This is not a new thing.

      1. I’ve noticed something about managers – if you’re usually on-time and do your work, being late once in a blue moon is brushed off.

        But if you’re late multiple times in your first month you get a reputation as someone with attendance issues who needs to be monitored and corrected.

    9. Fatty Bolger

      Being on time is so hard.

      1. Tundra

        Definitely the worst part of adulting.

  25. Well, umm…

    I’ll take “Fictional Eccounting Error” for 6,626 Groats, Alex.

    Parts of Dug’s crew on the less favorable contract (just shares instead of daily rate plus shares) opted to borrow spending money to partake of the same entertainments as those who got a daily rate. By the time they stop borrowing, they owe the expedition over 6500 groats in total (split among twenty four people). My math, however, does not seem to properly account for the funds, and it’s as if Dug divvies up the shares, then collects the repayment and just pockets it. Since half a groat a day is the established pay for common laborers, that’s no mean sum of money I’ve misplaced in this ledger.

    1. straffinrun

      Fight for 5 groats!

      1. I’ll pay you that rate, but you sacrifice your share.

        1. straffinrun

          Don’t want any goat scroats anyways.

          1. At 5 Grt/day, you’d make… 2,680 Grt.

            Standard crew shares are… between 18,000 and 80,000 Grt depending on certain variables that will be settled as the book is written.

          2. straffinrun

            Like a 19th century whaling vessel crew, eh?

          3. OneOut

            Many a greenhorn whaler screwed themselves by insisting on a larger number as their share as denoted by the denominator in their fractional share.

            1/100th was bargained up/down into 1/150th share
            as an example by those schrewed negotiators.

          4. The crew share on Dug’s voyage is 1/120th per person.

    2. *slaps forehead*

      I see where the error is.

      To calculate the accurate shares for the people who didn’t take out a loan from the expedition, I added in the value of the repayment garnishments before the garnishments were made, then subtracted the value of the repayments from the shares of those who took out the loan. I was comparing the sum of all shares (actual dsbursed value) to the value of the expedition plus the expected repayments, which had to come from that first valuation. So I was double counting the repayments when trying to determine if the shares added up.

      1. Not Adahn

        Worst. Pirate accountant. Ever.

        1. *pushes Not Adahn over the rail*

          Everyone’s shares just got bigger!

      2. ron73440

        Isn’t that how the claimed Obamacare was paid for?

        1. ron73440

          *they* not the

  26. Rebel Scum

    ///PutY’allBackInCHains

    During a sit-down interview with MSNBC “Morning Joe” co-host Mika Brzezinski, 2020 Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden responded to President Donald Trump’s handling of the United States-Mexico border.

    Biden said Trump’s policy of holding asylum seekers is an “attempt to scare the living hell out of the American people” by making asylum-seekers look like criminals.

    “A pure, total attempt to scare the living hell out of the American people, to make them into what he calls them criminals and terrorists and they’re drug dealers and they’re all bad, and just to appeal to his base, his base which says, ‘Not in my house. Not in my backyard,’” Biden told Brzezinski in the interview which aired Tuesday.

    “These are people that have resilience, they have optimism, they have absolute determination,” he added. “They believe. That’s why we should immediately make sure every DREAMer is here and try to direct pathway to citizenship for the 11 million undocumented.”

    Mamma always said dishonest is as dishonest does.

    1. Festus

      Come! Come to the warm embrace of our Plantation! All is well. All is well.

    1. Dey took ‘er houses!

      1. I am most eager for anyone to took muh house, when it comes time for me to get the @#$% out of Illinois!

        1. Count Potato

          Illinois? Anyone wanting to live under communism, could have stayed in Cuba.

      2. Lackadaisical

        Can’t see the full story, but I’ll be that guy. I’m a homeowner, but I don’t want the price of my house to increase. In what other market do we see price increases as a good thing?

        Especially when it comes to basic necessities I would prefer that prices are low so anyone can afford a home and life it’s easier for future generations. Population growth is likely antithetical to that goal. I’m not advocating any policy here, just saying that increasing housing costs is a bad thing for the country as a whole, just like high food or electricity prices make life more difficult. There’s nothing to celebrate in a costly housing market.

        1. leon

          ” In what other market do we see price increases as a good thing?”

          The stock market?

          1. Lackadaisical

            That is also backwards thinking, unless there is a concomitant increase in earnings.

          2. leon

            No. it is all about if you own whatever increased in price or not. You list another example, labor. You certainly want the price of your labor to increase (given an equal ability to sell it).

            So you certainly want the prices of stock you own to go up, and the price of your house to go up too (especially if you bought it on margin)

          3. Lackadaisical

            Maybe I don’t care only about myself. 😉

            It’d be cold comfort to sell my house for a profit only to find my kids can’t afford a home themselves. Plus, I’ll always need somewhere to live, so a general increase in housing costs doesn’t really do much for me, even though I own.

            Due to my age, ideally stock prices would plummet so I can get some deals. Everyday they go up is a sad day as even though I own some, I hope to acquire more.

          4. Fourscore

            “unless there is a concomitant increase in earnings.”

            unless there is a concomitant increase in production that is reflected in earnings

    2. Drake

      A Dominican Jewish couple bought the house next to ours. Nice people and I think I kept a neutral facial expression while my brain digested “Dominican Jews”. Maybe some Japanese Zoroastrians will buy the house on the other side.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        My mother’s side of the family are Pentecostal Italians.

        1. Festus

          So the flyers and weekly visits do bear fruit on occasion?

      2. Not Adahn

        Maybe they’ll invite you over for kosher bandas?

      3. Wait until you get som Pakistani Latter-Day Saints.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Slander!

    So Trump wants to run against something scarier than he is, which is why he has been trying so hard for months to paint Democrats as radical socialists — or worse. You think tariffs are bad? How would you like five-year plans?

    Without evidence.

    Democrats are being played here. They can’t ignore Trump’s attacks and hang the Squad out to dry. But if they become the party of socialism lite, they open the door to another four years of Trump and, potentially, a return to complete GOP control of Congress.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) has worked hard to remind her caucus and the nation that Democrats are a broad, mainstream party, not just a wish-fulfillment fantasy of the left. As they try to move forward, working on such crucial issues as healthcare affordability and the surge in migrant families, they’ll need to find a way to put the heart of the party on display. Not just the four faces that Trump wants the public to see.

    How can somebody so dumb be so smart? Trump makes those Democrats look like a bunch of wild-eyed radicals, when they’re really just a group of sensible moderates who only want what’s best for the country.

    1. >>that Democrats are a broad, mainstream party, not just a wish-fulfillment fantasy of the left.

      really?

    2. Rebel Scum

      “We’re socialists but just don’t say it.”

      1. Drake

        Unless you’re Bernie Sanders…

    3. Rhywun

      I guess somebody didn’t watch the debates.

    4. B.P.

      “As they try to move forward, working on such crucial issues as healthcare affordability…”

      Uh, I think they’ve already done enough work in that area. They fixed it. Nice job.

  28. How The Liberty Movement Died

    I’m pleased Trump and Speaker Ryan lowered many taxes and slashed many regulations. I’m pleased that the United States is involved in fewer violent conflicts around the world. I’m glad that issues like the Drug War and Criminal Justice Reform are being taken more seriously by Republicans and Democrats. But none of that will do us much good if our economy and country are crushed in a debt crisis. None of that will matter if someone even more authoritarian than Presidents Obama and Trump get a hold of the enormous powers now granted to the Executive Branch of the US government because Congress abdicated their own Constitutional authorities.

    We are not a freer nation today because of President Trump. We are not a freer nation today because of the TEA Party. We are not a freer nation today because the Liberty Movement died and it died because we gave it away to people that didn’t share our principles. We got so wrapped up in our anti-establishmentarianism that we just welcomed anyone with a furrowed brow, a Gadsden flag, and a picket sign.

    We did this to ourselves. Our leaders failed us too. They all fell into line with President Trump. Our activists failed us too. They all fell into line with President Trump.

    The only people that appear to have retained the full balance of their principles are the neo-conservatives and the libertarians, and even some of them have gotten weak around the knees. What’s funny is that the neoconservatives and libertarians share so very little in common, but it’s the Justin Amashs and Bill Kristols that stood firm. Pretty much the rest of the party has embraced big government under the justification that at least it’s us who are running it.

    Well, that’s a damn shame and I’m ashamed of the part I played in all of it.

    1. Suthenboy

      Then stop doing it, dummy.

    2. Drake

      Hence the Red / Black pilled Alt-Right.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      The neocons retained their principles? Citation fucking needed.

      1. Drake

        What are their principles beyond Forever War?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          OK, their purported principles.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Purple thumbs for everyone?

          1. straffinrun

            Look at all that beautiful democracy.

    4. Semi-Spartan Dad

      but it’s the Justin Amashs and Bill Kristols that stood firm

      Is this the same Justin Amash that supported an actual banana republic style coup led by socialists against a sitting president?

    5. Chipwooder

      Bill Kristol stood firm? What? Since when has Bill Kristol not been a big-government guy?

  29. Pope Jimbo

    Update from the Amazon strike in Shakopee. Unfortunately for the woke brigade only 15 Amazon workers went on strike (out of 1500). Not too good when you consider that 3 of those were the actual organizers.

    The strikers blamed it on the evil Amazon overlords who ramped up security at the gates. It totally intimidated all those poor workers inside and kept them from participating.

    If you stick with that story all the way to the bottom, you can see how Amazon’s PR dept found some wrong thinking workers to spout the company line about what a great company it is.

    Amazon’s public relations team presented reporters covering Monday’s strike with a different narrative. They emphasized that warehouse workers make between $16.25 and $20.80 per hour. Alfred said that 75 percent of the workforce is able to meet their quotas, and added that Amazon offers coaching to those having trouble. Inside the warehouse, workers high-fived each other under a balloon arch at the entrance during shift change.

    “That’s how Prime Week looks,” Khasin Abdi, an area manager at the warehouse, told MinnPost. “If you go to Target and it’s the holiday season, there’s a lot of customers and it’s very busy. But here, it’s just another day, just with more flavor to it.”

    Abdi said the grievances listed at the rally were not something he’s experienced.

    Michael Lawes, another warehouse worker made available to reporters by the Amazon PR team, said the quota goals are “very attainable” and that he’s able to take a 30-minute break during each shift. Lawes works as a picker.

    “It’s a great place to work,” Asli Mohamed, another worker who stocks products, said. “Prime Week — they make it real fun.”

    Abdi, Lawes and Mohamed all said they could not understand why some workers were choosing to strike.

    1. Suthenboy

      “…they could not understand why some workers were choosing to strike.”

      Clearly they have no experience with unions.

    2. Rebel Scum

      You mean to tell me that they have competitive pay and a culture of team-building to promote productivity? Those monsters.

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      I worked in a warehouse during college. It was fine, but not what I wanted to do long-term obviously. The work was not difficult at all and the quota/incentive system was easily attainable.

      Turnover was still incredibly high.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    “We’re socialists but just don’t say it.”

    “Ix-nay on the otten-ray.”

    1. Suthenboy

      Yeah, I think that ship has already left the station.

  31. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: 007, Hallowed Be Thy Number

    James Bond Is The Patron Saint Of White Supremacy

    1. >>James Bond is a mask that anyone can wear.

      uh… have you ever read the books?

      It’s like saying a 98 lb woman could play Hercules. I’m sure she could “play” the role but no one (sane) would believe it.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It turns out I do like movies about gladiators.

        1. Count Potato

          Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    2. Rhywun

      But that didn’t matter to diehard fans of author Ian Fleming’s secret agent, an overly vocal minority of mostly white men. Once it was even suggested that a non-white, non-male actor play their favorite make-believe government assassin they overreacted. It’s what they do!

      Go fuck yourself.

  32. Rufus the Monocled

    First link about ‘remember this’ PP is about that feisty gator.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      If planned parenthood started aborting animals then progressives would start turning on them.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I made an observation where the left care more to protect and save new born animals than they do humans.

  33. Rufus the Monocled

    Sutherland was a huge Expos fan and was often at games.

    1. straffinrun

      That was his body double.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Hater. The Expos were the cutest and quirkiest thing to happen to MLB.

        1. straffinrun

          We had Raines in Denver. Awesome player even in AAA.

      2. The Last American Hero

        Max Von Sydow?

  34. Socialist Majority Proposes Ban on Studying Communist Crimes in WWII

    The Albanian Socialist Party majority have proposed a ban on the studying of WWII communist crimes, a move that is deemed “unacceptable” by academic and head of the Institute for the Study of the Crimes of Communism, Agron Tufa.

    The parliamentary Committee on Legal Affairs headed by MP Ulsi Manja passed the proposed ban yesterday. The Socialist Party majority will give a final approval tomorrow during the weekly parliamentary session. The aim of the law is to prevent the Institute of which Tufa is head, from probing any crimes committed by communists during World War II.

    As well as implementing a total ban on the study of this topic during that specific period, the ten socialist MPs that have put forward the law have also demanded that the 15 people currently employed by the institute get security clearance.

    An explanatory note attached to the legislation states that only “trusted people” should be handling so-called “classified information”. This means that all staff will have to gain clearance from a department that is under the direct supervision of Prime Minister Edi Rama.

    1. A Portent of Things To Come…here?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        An unofficial ban is already in place at a lot of schools.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Yeah, they need hardly ban it. None of the kids read and none of them care.

    2. Rebel Scum

      History is what the party says it is.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        “Those who control the present, control the past and those who control the past control the future.”

        Good old Orwell, it never gets old.

    3. Suthenboy

      “In Soviet Union we don’t wonder about the future, we know what it will be. It is the past that is always changing.”

      Just shoot the fuckers already and be done with it.

  35. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: EEOC ❤ AOC Edition

    Federal Law Says ‘Go Back To Where You Came From’ Counts As Discrimination
    The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission cites the phrase President Trump recently used against four congresswomen as workplace harassment.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      JFC.

      But all the anti-semtic shit those idiots say is okay?

      Free speech and all that it’s claimed. But Trump utters a phrase and all of a sudden this crap?

      I’m really starting to be concerned here.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        the anti-semtic shit those idiots say is okay?

        it’s all indecent for the same reason

    2. Rebel Scum

      They do not work in the same workplace…

      1. OneOut

        My immediate thought as well.

        This is not a workplace issue.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      EEOC only has domain over employer / employee relationships? This would not apply as Trump and the executive branch is not the employer of the legislative branch.

      1. Rhywun

        HuffPo readers say “Nuh uh!”

  36. Drake

    Who needs an AR? Other than this guys who fought off a 4-man home invasion.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      What a fine looking bunch of fellows.

    2. He should have just called the cops then sit there like a good boi so the cops can get there an hour later and find his corpse. Jeez, don’t you know how to rely on THE MAN for your immediate self-defense?

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      Did the homeowner shoot the invader in his pajamas ?

      1. Suthenboy

        No, from the story it looks like they were in the living room.

        1. Not Adahn

          Ugh. So much furniture to be replaced, and insurance never covers it.

      2. straffinrun

        What would you do to an invader in your pajamas?

    4. I like a story with a happy ending.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission cites the phrase President Trump recently used against four congresswomen as workplace harassment.

    I’m reasonably certain the EEOC would say telling an employee to “Get busy and do your goddam job, you goldbricker,” is workplace harassment.

  38. LJW

    Utah boy selling ‘ice cold beer’ appears to be a savvy marketer

    This kid is going places. I hope his parents taught him how to deal with the cops.

    1. ron73440

      “His marketing strategy has resulted in several calls to the BCPD

      Who would call the cops for this sign?

      I don’t get it.

      1. Someone who wanted the kid shot for running an unlicensed establishment selling alcohol.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        A busybody pearl clutching asshole. There are a lot of them out there.

        1. straffinrun

          Phrasing!

          1. Doesn’t matter — those people probably would have pearls shoved up their asses.

      3. leon

        Busy bodies who have no good reason to live.

      4. Nephilium

        It is Utah. They already have some strange laws about alcohol.

        1. leon

          This- though the kids was just selling root beer.

          1. The Last American Hero

            Yeah, but doesn’t Utah root beer have like half the sugar of the normal root beer?

  39. Rebel Scum

    This is CNN.

    The segment, which aired on Tuesday night on “Anderson Cooper 360°,” featured a group of eight Trump supporters in Dallas, Texas.

    One supporter, Sharon Bolan, said, “I’m a brown-skinned woman. I am a legal immigrant. I agree with him.”

    Another supporter, Gina O’Briant, said, “I’m glad that the president said what he said because all they are doing is inciting hatred and division. He didn’t say anything about color.”

    Not satisfied with their answers, Kaye said, “Let me just share with you the definition of ‘racism’ from Merriam Webster dictionary: ‘a belief that race is the primary determinate of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.’”

    “Based on that definition, do you not think that what the president has been saying—” Kaye continued.

    Kaye couldn’t even ask the question before the group of women fired back saying no.

    “Do you think it’s just a coincidence that these four congresswomen that the president is going after none of them are white?” Kaye asked.

    “I don’t think it matters,” Peaches McGuire Coates responded. “It’s idiotic, what they’re saying, so it doesn’t matter if they’re black or white.”

    “Why haven’t they befriended one of their white female congresswoman colleagues and let her join the group?” Dena Miller asked. “They don’t like white people. C’mon, they’re racist.”

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      CNN. smh.

    2. STUPID MOUTHBREATHERS, JUST HATE HIM LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO!

    3. commodious spittoon

      What a dumb, inconsequential chapter in an unbearably stupid era.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Reality is overrated, man

    Sen. Bernie Sanders’s (I-Vt.) campaign aides are questioning the polls and venting frustration with the news media, arguing that a biased political press is writing him off or blackballing him from coverage of the 2020 Democratic presidential primary.

    Sanders is in second or third place in many national and early-state polls, but his campaign has struggled to overcome the emerging narrative that his moment has passed.

    After electrifying the liberal base as the lone serious challenger to Hillary Clinton in 2016, Sanders has at times been overshadowed in his second presidential run by Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), who have generated buzz and excitement as they’ve risen in the polls.

    Sanders campaign aides have taken notice, arguing that public opinion surveys don’t capture their young, enthusiastic base of supporters or the new voters they say they’re bringing into the fold.

    And the campaign is turning its allegations of unfair media coverage into a rallying cry, telling supporters that the news media’s inherent bias, obsession with horse-race politics about who is rising and falling, and the propensity to give outsize coverage to new candidates has led to a Sanders blackout that gives a false impression about the state of the race.

    Do those morons seriously believe Bernie has a shot at winning the Presidency?

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Bernie has people running to the left of him, he’s old hat.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      GO BACK TO MONTPELIER BERNIE.

    3. leon

      “Sanders is in second or third place” still gets 0 delegates

    4. STEVE SMITH GET BLACK BALLED. BLAME NUMBER OF HIKERS.

    5. The Last American Hero

      Sanders “success” in 2016 was people on the left saying they didn’t like Clinton.

    1. The Last American Hero

      But her curves are famous – it’s right there in the title.

    2. I would like to sign up for her newsletter.

  41. Rebel Scum

    When everything is racist…

    Chris Pratt is facing criticism over a T-shirt he was pictured wearing featuring a controversial symbol.

    The Marvel star’s top shows the American flag with a coiled snake over the top and a message underneath which reads “Don’t Tread On Me.”

    The writing and snake combo on its own is depicted on the Gadsden flag; a symbol created by Christopher Gadsden, a Charleston-born brigadier general in the Continental Army.

    It came to prominence during the Revolutionary War of the US by colonists who wanted independence from Great Britain.

    IOW it is literally not racist.

    Although it is one of the symbols and flags used by the U.S. Men’s Soccer Team, Metallica, as well as some libertarian groups, over the years the flag has been adopted by Far Right political groups like the Tea Party, as well as gun-toting supporters of the Second Amendment.

    It has therefore become a symbol of more conservative and far right individuals and, according to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission of the US, it also is “sometimes interpreted to convey racially-tinged messages in some contexts.”

    Asserted without evidence…and wtf does the EEOC have to do with this?

    1. LJW

      Tea party is far right?

      1. Rebel Scum

        “Everyone who disagrees with me on any particular thing is far-right and is therefor a racist, misogynist, xenophobic, bigot.”

      2. MikeS

        Along with all of the gun-toting supporters of the Second Amendment, around here. Nazi savages!!!11!

      3. Rhywun

        I spoke to a couple millennials about that back in the day – they all said so.

        I wonder where they got that idea?

    2. The Other Kevin

      Some far-right groups have used the flag, so it’s racist.
      Some far-right groups have used the OK hand signal, so it’s racist.

      This reminds me of the “You know who else…” jokes we have around her.

      1. Sean

        ??

    3. straffinrun

      Treading on the Gadsen flag.

    4. leon

      “Equal Employment Opportunity Commission of the US,”

      Two mentions in one day? Sounds like a ramp up on censorship.

    5. ChipsnSalsa

      EEOC is the SPLC of government bureaucracies.

    6. Idle Hands

      I’m sure this has been said here but how long before the racists start taking over things like Jeans or innocuous hand signals like the ok sign? It’s a scary future.

    7. Gustave Lytton

      Appeal to authority.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Sanders’s allies argue that in 2016, pollsters routinely underestimated his base of support and failed to account for young or new voters who supported him.

    They say they have an unparalleled network of volunteers and point to the fact that they’ve raised more money than any other candidate in the first two quarters of the year from about 2 million individual small-dollar donors.

    Polls are bullshit, especially this far out, but I refuse to believe there is broad support in this country for a ranting old crackpot who wants to destroy the economy.

    1. B.P.

      All of that support has gravitated toward ranting younger crackpots who want to destroy the economy.

  43. Since we’ve had quite a few dog attack issues come up (glad you’re ok suthen). I thought I’d mention that when I worked at a pet store in highschool, they taught us if there was ever a dog fight or attack to throw a blanket or towel over the dog’s face. The theory being that the dog will immediately shift to trying to be able to see again. Thankfully I’ve never had to test this method.

    I know a blanket or towel might not be around when or if you need it. But it’s probably a good thing to know if one is available.

    1. Nephilium

      All the hoopy froods know that you should always carry a towel around.

    2. Suthenboy

      That is good advice.
      I had a blanket. He took it away from me.
      Have you ever seen a Ridgeback up close?

      1. Suthenboy

        Note weight, size and build.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesian_Ridgeback

        He was full of dope and completely crazed. I suspect his fears were greatly amplified and he was probably hallucinating.

        1. ron73440

          One hundred pounds! Did not realize they were that big.

          No wonder it was a life or death struggle.

      2. ron73440

        Nice looking dogs, but I would not want to get in a fight with one.

        Especially one out of his mind like yours was.

  44. Raven Nation

    “Birthdays include a guy who made an art out of boundaries”

    Here’s another guy making art out of boundaries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIMrCSDZ49E

    Glibs bonus is his name.

    1. peachy rex

      I feel oddly empty now that the World Cup is over.

      1. Raven Nation

        I’m still down about the way the final ended. Not just rooting for NZ, but my permanent position, in any sport, of #notEngland

        1. peachy rex

          Yeah, I was going for NZ too (they’re my favourite of the “usually good” teams. “My” teams are Sri Lanka and West Indies, so… gotta have a backup for the knockouts.) But the tiebreak rule was just awful. What a profoundly stupid way to decide the World fucking Cup.

          1. Raven Nation

            That, and the fluke overthrows in the final over.

          2. peachy rex

            Which might have been screwed up by the officials.

          3. Raven Nation

            True. Although TBF, it’s a pretty obscure rule and it would have been hard for them to tell for sure when the batsmen crossed.

          4. peachy rex

            I don’t blame the officials… except for LETTING ENGLAND WIN! Ahem.

    2. Rhywun

      STEVE SMITH KNOW ALL ABOUT STICKY WICKET

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Utah boy selling ‘ice cold beer’ appears to be a savvy marketer

    This kid is going places.

    Bait and switch! Somebody call Elizabeth Warren. She’ll know how to handle this swindler.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      That’s a 404 on that link good buddy.

  46. Tundra

    Good morning Old Man and the rest of You People®!

    The gator story made me laugh, especially this part:

    In the wake of the already famous capture, Robb was scheduled to throw out the first pitch at Tuesday night’s Cubs game. And Robb also was to turn on Buckingham Fountain on Wednesday morning, after which he will take questions from the media, a spokeswoman for animal control said.

    Good for him. He’ll probably end up with a TV show.

    The Pentangle song was really cool. I’ve noticed that the drummers in your selections all seem to have wildly different styles. Having two percussionists in the house has made me pay more attention to them and the old joke – what do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer! – is supidly inaccurate.

    Have a great day, y’all!

    1. Old Man With Candy

      SP says that Rule 1 from her pro musician days was, “Never let a drummer get near a microphone. They might sing.”

      1. Tundra

        Yes. God forbid something like this would happen!

        1. Old Man With Candy

          I didn’t click, but if it’s Phil Collins, I forgive you for snubbing us.

          1. Count Potato

            Trick of the Tail and Wind and Wuthering are both great albums.

        2. Raven Nation

          I was hoping it would be Levon.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            +1 Arkansas delta

          2. Tundra

            Here’s another for you.

            From the same show. Watch how happy he is.

          3. Raven Nation

            Excellent. Another version of The Weight. Levon sings here too but I think he’s a little upstaged by some of the other vocalists:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccJTFXvkXkA

          4. Tundra

            I love, love, love that!

            In fairness to Levon, I think almost everyone gets upstaged by the Staple Singers 😉

          5. Don Escaped Texas

            The Staples and the Mannings are from the same town in the Delta (Drew).

          6. Raven Nation

            I’m going to embarrass myself with my ignorance here, but who’s that playing the harp?

        3. Count Potato

          Phil Collins and Joey Ramone were perfectly good singers. Ringo wasn’t bad, he just wasn’t Paul.

      2. Chipwooder

        If your drummer is Dale Crover, you let him do whatever he wants.

        1. B.P.

          Awesome.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Some people said some things

    Rep. Doug Collins of Georgia led the GOP effort to have her words stricken from the record with a rare procedural rebuke. Then Cleaver spoke, gaveled and walked off, leaving colleagues familiar with his style stunned.

    “I’m watching this, my jaw dropped. I’ve never seen that, ever,” said six-term Rep. Gerry Connolly, D-Va. “What my colleagues on the other side of the aisle have to appreciate is how hurtful, what deep wounds this resurrects, these racist words.”

    Emanuel Cleaver “abandons the chair” in a stunning procedural move, walks out in a snit.

    Guess whose fault it is.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      It’s unclear to me why a minority party even attends some debates.

  48. Count Potato

    BREAKING: Some Muslims Do Not Love Jews

    https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1151171608968482816

    “WATCH: The ‘Holocaust-Denying’ Video Al Jazeera Produced They Don’t Want You To See”

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/47411/watch-anti-israel-holocaust-video-al-jazeera-ryan-saavedra

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I’m shocked.
      Shocked!
      Well, not that shocked.

  49. Certified Public Asshat

    RE: Planned Parenthood CEO:

    UPDATE: Two sources told us that Wen also refused to use “trans-inclusive” language, for example saying “people” instead of “women,” telling staff that she believed talking about transgender issues would “isolate people in the Midwest.” https://t.co/Db2ooboz4o— Ema O'Connor (@o_ema) July 16, 2019

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      In other words, she wasn’t crazy enough for the political end of PP.

      Figures.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    “Equal Employment Opportunity Commission of the US,”

    Two mentions in one day? Sounds like a ramp up on censorship.

    America must know how vitally necessary they are. The EEOC is our last defense against slavery.

  51. Surveillance Cameras Debunk the Bystander Effect
    A new study uses camera footage to track the frequency of bystander intervention in heated incidents in Amsterdam; Cape Town; and Lancaster, England

    t’s one of the most enduring urban myths of all: If you get in trouble, don’t count on anyone nearby to help. Research dating back to the late 1960s documents how the great majority of people who witness crimes or violent behavior refuse to intervene.

    The study finds that in nine out of 10 incidents, at least one bystander intervened, with an average of 3.8 interveners. There was also no significant difference across the three countries and cities, even though they differ greatly in levels of crime and violence.

    Instead of more bystanders creating an immobilizing “bystander effect,” the study actually found the more bystanders there were, the more likely it was that at least someone would intervene to help. This is a powerful corrective to the common perception of “stranger danger” and the “unknown other.” It suggests that people are willing to self-police to protect their communities and others. That’s in line with the research of urban criminologist Patrick Sharkey, who finds that stronger neighborhood organizations, not a higher quantity of policing, have fueled the Great Crime Decline.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      Be careful setting up street attack studies ’round these parts: somebody’s mammaw will blow somebody’s head off.

  52. hayeksplosives

    Regarding the California drought, dude, don’t you know the sky is always falling and it’s all the white mans fault???

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Cycle of weather in California:

      Drought
      Rainy Season
      Lots of forest growth
      Fires
      Drought
      Rainy Season
      etc.

    2. Old Man With Candy

      White women. Don’t try to weasel out.

      1. Not Adahn

        White women are the white men of women.

    3. Drake

      If only there was a way to capture and retain some of that water during rainy seasons instead of just letting it all run out to the sea…

      1. MikeS

        You monster! Think of the Delta Smelt!

        1. They’re not very tasty.

          1. hayeksplosives

            Lol

  53. This Article Won’t Change Your Mind
    The facts on why facts alone can’t fight false beliefs.

    Farhad Manjoo’s book, True Enough: Learning to Live in a Post-Fact Society, sounds like it could have come out yesterday—with its argument about how the media is fragmenting, how belief beats out fact, and how objective reality itself gets questioned—but it was actually published in 2008.

    “Around the time [the book] came out, I was a little bit unsure how speculative and how real the idea was,” says Manjoo, who is now a technology columnist for The New York Times. “One of my arguments was, in politics, you don’t pay a penalty for lying.” At the time, a lot of lies were going around about presidential candidate Barack Obama—that he was a Muslim, that he wasn’t born in the United States—lies that did not ultimately sink him.

    “Here was a person who was super rational, and believed in science, and was the target of these factless claims, but won anyway,” Manjoo says. “It really seemed like that election was a vindication of fact and truth, which in retrospect, I think it was just not.”

    There was plenty of post-truth to go around during the Obama administration, whether it was the birther rumors (famously perpetuated by the current president) that just wouldn’t die, or the debate over the nonexistent “death panels” in the Affordable Care Act.

    “I started to get a sense that my idea was probably realer than I thought,” Manjoo says. “And then you had the 2016 election, which confirmed every worst fear of mine.”

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      One of my arguments was, in politics, you don’t pay a penalty for lying.

      file that in the “well, duh” cabinet.

    2. straffinrun

      His examples are totes unbiased.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      There was plenty of post-truth to go around during the Obama administration, whether it was the birther rumors (famously perpetuated by the current president) that just wouldn’t die, or the debate over the nonexistent “death panels” in the Affordable Care Act.

      Or “If you like your plan, you can keep it”?

      1. Rebel Scum

        “It’s easier for a child to get a gun than a book.”

      2. R C Dean

        Yeah, funny how the only examples are from the lunatic right, and zero (zero) from the administration.

        “It was a video what caused the Benghazi attack.”

    4. Chipwooder

      Ah yes, Farhad Manjoo, the fella who just the other day wrote an impassioned plea for everyone to use “they” as a singular pronoun instead of “he” and “she”

      I love the golden oldies, like Barack Obama the super-ration Vulcan intellectual.

    5. Suthenboy

      “…a person who was super rational, and believed in science,”

      I stopped reading right there.

    6. Urthona

      I was actually constantly irritated at the fact that Americans refused to give up their beliefs on Obama’s heritage just because it allowed Democrats to keep harping on being the party of truth.

  54. hayeksplosives

    San Diego Glibs!

    We have the rare honor of dbleagle among us this week and wish for a Glibbening

    1. hayeksplosives

      Who else would be in? My handle at protonmail will be a start

    1. LJW

      That guy is gearing up for a presidential run.

  55. Certified Public Asshat

    Ford Bronco Pickup Coming to Battle Jeep Gladiator!

    Unlike the 1960s Bronco, which for a time was available as a small, two-door single-cab pickup alongside with the better-known SUV version, the new Bronco-based pickup will certainly come exclusively as a four-door double cab, and among our sources has evoked memories of the Explorer SportTrac models. That means we might expect a shorter bed behind the cab than the one fitted to the Gladiator. We can also probably expect to see some of the other Bronco SUV features that have been uncovered/confirmed appear on the pickup, including this available engine, an available hybrid powertrain, this reconfigurable top, and these removable doors. Like the Wrangler, the new Bronco SUV will also be available as a two-door version.

    Ah, more useless truck beds.

    1. B.P.

      Useless? I’m pretty sure you could fit a pony keg in the back of that thing.

  56. Certified Public Asshat

    If we make all cars with FSD package self-driving, as planned, any such Tesla should be worth $100k to $200k, as utility increases from ~12 hours/week to ~60 hours/week— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 16, 2019

    Elon still thinks Tesla’s are appreciating assets.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      Ted’S making his list
      and checking it twice

    2. leon

      Ummm. I don’t have the math, but I’m sure he’s assuming constant returns for each marginal hour of use.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        any such Tesla should be worth $100k to $200k

        I don’t think he is doing math.

  57. Count Potato

    “Oh my gosh. Looks like THIS is why Planned Parenthood just fired @DrLeanaWen: she wasn’t pushing ABORTION enough. “The new board leadership has determined that the priority of Planned Parenthood moving forward is to double down on abortion rights advocacy.””

    https://twitter.com/k_yoder/status/1151237728329240577

    1. The Other Kevin

      I had a feeling the issue was that one side or the other wasn’t extreme enough.

  58. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Guess who CNN has on to talk shit about Trump’s tweets? If you guessed Richard Spencer you win a free MAGA hat:

    https://www.rt.com/usa/464350-cnn-spencer-trump-tweets-racist/

    I thought giving these people a platform amounted to tacit agreement (not that I believe this but that’s the narrative CNN has been pushing).

    1. Drake

      Spencer is a proven moron who they know can be easily exploited.

    2. Chipwooder

      “We can’t give a platform to racists like Richard Spencer!!!……well, except for when we find it convenient to tie him to Trump”

    3. Rebel Scum

      I can’t be the only one who finds it very disturbing that Richard Spencer gave CNN a platform.

      Heh.

      “He gives us nothing outside of racist tweets, and by racist tweets, I mean tweets that are meaningless and cheap and express the kind of sentiments you might hear from your drunk uncle while he’s watching Hannity,” Spencer snarked.

      Interesting angle. “Even the racist white-nationalist Richard Spencer admits they are racist tweets!”

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Ah, more useless truck beds.

    If you can’t lay a sheet of plywood in it and close the tailgate, it’s not a truck.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      + 1 Toyota Sienna ?

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Brooksie has this correct.

      1. Tundra

        Unless, of course, you never load plywood. Mine has the 6.5′ bed which is completely adequate for hauling the stuff I do.

        Sheesh, you guys sound like proggies!

        1. MikeS

          ^ this ^

          Also, you can haul plywood by just leaving the tailgate down. Instant 8′ bed.

          1. Tundra

            Even better, you can have the lumber yard deliver the plywood with the 16′ sticks!

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Even super better, you can hire someone to build something and they will deal with getting the plywood delivered.

          3. Tundra

            You win.

            Let’s go fishing.

          4. MikeS

            I’ll bring the beer!

            …and send the bill to Jimbo

          5. Rasilio

            Yeah but then when you are out of the house fishing he’s there plying your wife with his wood

          6. Gustave Lytton

            Well, when he comes home tired from a day of fishing, that’s one less domestic chore he’ll have to worry about.

          7. MikeS

            His smooth veneer will quickly wear off.

          8. Pope Jimbo

            You guys are underestimating my game!

            Me: Well, I’m done cleaning fish. We might as well have sex now since my hands already smell like fish.

        2. ron73440

          I love my 8′ bed.

          Honestly I don’t need the extra length very often, but sometimes it comes in handy. IYKWIMAITYD

          1. Chipwooder

            That’s what she said.

        3. Don Escaped Texas

          I’m 6.5 as well, but everyone should buy what he needs. Of course, sheets fit fine with the tailgate down.

          As for me and my house, 32 lugnuts or GTFO

        4. ChipsnSalsa

          Unless, of course, you never load plywood

          muh fainting couch! I need it!

          1. Tundra

            I’m too old for sheet goods. No more plywood or drywall projects for me, thank you very much.

          2. Suthenboy

            ^This is a guy I can go fishing with^

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      My single cab Ranger cannot do this 🙁

      1. Leave the tailgate open.

        I just need a beater truck that can haul a bit of mulch or tree branches, etc. from time to time. I’ve been considering getting one and not paying more than like $1500.

    4. kinnath

      SUV with a hitch and 5 by 10 flat bed trailer. Who needs a truck?

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        I’m gonna fess up, this is actually what I roll with (stirring the pot earlier). It’s fantastic. I can have an SUV (was a minivan earlier) for hauling all the kids around and then hook up the trailer when I need to haul materials.

        The trailer also has the rear gate that pivots down as a ramp. I made plywood sides for it when hauling loose cargo as well. Lower height when lifting things into the bed. I borrow it out to family and its well used.

        1. Tundra

          Lol. That was my solution before the truck.

        2. I would love this but have no place to store a trailer when I’m not using it. (Stupid subdivision)

  60. Juvenile Bluster

    The British Labour Party’s own peers in the House of Lords took out an ad in the Guardian calling out Corbyn for antisemitism

    “The Labour Party welcomes everyone* irrespective of race, creed, age, gender identity, or sexual orientation.

    (* Except, it seems, Jews)”

    (don’t read the comments to the tweet)

  61. Juvenile Bluster

    El Chapo sentenced to life + 30 years

    Will be interesting to see how they move him to Florence.

    1. leon

      So do they keep his body in the cell for 30 years after he dies?

      1. Drake

        That’s going to really stink for a few years.

    2. Idle Hands

      So Chapo got less time than the Charlottesville guy?

      1. Rebel Scum

        The Charlottesville guy is a racist, which is the worst thing you can be.

      2. Rhywun

        The terrorist who mowed down 8 pedestrians in Manhattan a while back goes on trial soon. I’m interested to see what he gets.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_New_York_City_truck_attack

        1. And every single one of these pales in comparison to the treatment of Ross Ulbrecht. He may as well be a political prisoner.

          1. Rhywun

            He is absolutely a political prisoner.

            Hi, Preet!

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Fuck Preet. Another anti American immigrant. And a scum sucking POS.

            And Ulbrecht continues to be held in high security prisons, as if somehow he’s a threat or his convictions are for violent crimes.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Madoff, whose financial crimes dwarf that, is in a lesser prison.

          4. Raven Nation

            It seems pretty clear that Ulbrecht was sentenced for the crimes they couldn’t prove he committed.

          5. ChipsnSalsa

            But people might have gotten LSD or a blowjob. Don’t you understand that? a BLOWJOB!

          6. Gustave Lytton

            Like OJ’s robbery sentence.

          7. Raven Nation

            OT: St. Kilda sacked their coach this week.

          8. Rhywun

            That is a team I never see on Fox. Shame as I like them.

    3. Not Adahn

      Just imagine what they would have sentenced him to if he had killed a wobblie.

  62. The Late P Brooks

    Unless, of course, you never load plywood. Mine has the 6.5′ bed which is completely adequate for hauling the stuff I do.

    I did not say you shouldn’t be allowed to have such a thing, I just think words should have meanings. An El Camino can be quite handy, and do a lot of things, but it’s not a truck.

    Sue me.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I’m going to sue you for the amount of time I spend figuring out what you’re replying to due to your refusal to use threaded comments. That’s a lot over a few years, y’know.

    2. Can we start a non-threading class suit?

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      – 1 Peterbilt

    4. MikeS

      Words do have meanings. And pick-up trucks generally have two options 6.5′ beds and 8′ beds.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Oh you.

        5.5 and smaller have been rolling around for awhile now.

        1. MikeS

          Right. And those are not trucks.

          ?

    5. Gustave Lytton

      Ranchero, please

    1. Tundra

      Where does this end? It’s obvious that the victim/oppressor thing is playing out exactly as the commie fuckos had planned. I don’t see a way to shut it down (or even slow it down) without some pretty nasty consequences.

    2. Idle Hands

      It’s almost like everything they say about their opponents is projection. Did anyone talk about zionism at CPAC? pretty sure we would have heard about it. I would guess that there were probably people at CPAC talking about going to war with Iran or Venezuela so it’s not totally strange to talk about ending a country.

    3. “Marc Lamont Hill

      @marclamonthill

      This is not what I said, nor what I believe. The idea of “Jewish controlled media” is an anti-Semitic narrative that I wholly and unequivocally reject. My instinct is to ignore this, but I care too much about the subject to do so.”

      Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying ears?!?

      1. leon

        When I said that I didn’t think you would call me an anti-semite

      2. Also: I get that many/most Reform Jews (and, increasingly, Conservative Jews) have replaced Judaism with progressive politics as their religion, but what does it take? Does the DNC need to re-release The Protocols of the Elders of Zion before they start reconsidering their obsessive allegiance to a party that wants to destroy them?

        1. Suthenboy

          This. I don’t get it. ‘Keep your enemies close’ or ‘ Stockholm syndrome’?

  63. Pope Jimbo

    Police lineup video of Michigan pool pooper suspects

    I’ll let LH and Flashy confess as to who is who.

    1. Tundra

      It’s the Swiss mix!

    2. You forget the little girl.

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      If HM were a horse

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      See gun control is working!

    2. commodious spittoon

      since become a bogeyman for President Donald Trump

      And, presumably, the people they murdered.

      1. C’mon man, they only cut someone’s heart out. They’re just misunderstood!

      2. ron73440

        since become a bogeyman for President Donald Trump

        And, presumably, the people they murdered.

        I figured you were exaggerating, but it really says just that in the article.

        #Orangemanbad

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Coming soon courtesy of the modern media:

      “MS-13 do charitable work for the poor”.

  64. MikeS

    Mario Removed From ‘Smash Bros.’ Roster After Anti-Goomba Tweets Surface

    Footage was also uncovered of Mario stomping on Goombas’ heads, spitting fireballs at them, hitting them with raccoon tails, throwing Koopa shells at them, and barreling through them while powered up with a dangerous drug known on the street as a “Power Star.” To top it all off, several journalists found proof that Mario may have used a banned Warp Whistle to illegally skip several worlds in his defeat of Bowser in 1988.

    1. robc

      Guessed the link correctly!

      I think BB is slipping, its too easy any more.

      1. Yeah, that one is a bit of a layup.

      2. Rhywun

        From the headline alone, it’s totally believable.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Muh lottery!

    Months after federal jurors dealt a huge blow to Monsanto, saying its Roundup weedkiller contributed to a man’s cancer, a judge decided to soften that blow by $55 million.

    ——–

    Federal jurors in California sided with Hardeman and awarded him $80.27 million in March — about $5.27 million in compensatory damages for his pain and suffering, and $75 million in punitive damages to punish Monsanto.
    It’s that $75 million punitive award that Judge Vince Chhabria said was too high.

    “The jury’s decision to award punitive damages is reasonable … but the size of the award — $75 million — is constitutionally impermissible,” Chhabria wrote in court order Monday.
    “This will be reduced to $20 million, for a total award of $25,267,634.10.”

    ——–

    “Here, the jury’s punitive damages award was approximately 15 times the size of the compensatory damages award,” Chhabria wrote.
    “Monsanto’s conduct, while reprehensible, does not warrant a ratio of that magnitude, particularly in the absence of evidence showing intentional concealment of a known or obvious safety risk.”

    Hmmm.

    I’m not convinced Roundup causes cancer.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      If you drink the shit, I’m sure it does.

      Farmers are notorious for ignoring any and all safety warnings on chemicals. No gloves, no respirators, no concern for their own well-being. Then they wonder why they get cancer.

      1. Raven Nation

        Yep. We use Roundup a little around the house but it’s gloves, breathing mask, and safety glasses, just in case.

        1. kinnath

          I use it all the time.

          Protective gear is overrated.

          I feel just fi lk anvaoi;eiru avnnid i;aidr;a nv ie a;ni c . . lk c

    2. LJW

      I’m surprised this wasn’t thrown out, given there is no absolute proof that Roundup causes cancer.

    3. MikeS

      Wait, wut?

      How is:

      Monsanto’s conduct, while reprehensible

      proven by:

      the absence of evidence showing intentional concealment of a known or obvious safety risk

      1. Forget it Jake, it’s CNN/California.

    4. hayeksplosives

      Technically,doesn’t life cause cancer? You stick around long enough, you’ll get one form or another.

      1. Life is a terminal illness.

        I’m suing G-d.

    5. Suthenboy

      Cancer is caused by a genetic fuckup that is created by irritated tissue repeatedly trying to heal. Recopying DNA over and over eventually results in mistakes. Some people are more susceptible than others.
      Has anyone shown that casual exposure to Roundup irritates tissue?

      I am not convinced either because….it doesn’t.

    6. Rebel Scum

      It’s poison, of course it causes cancer. Was the guy bathing in it?

    7. My wife was freaking out about me using RoundUp. I basically use it 2x a year a little around yard killing grass underneath the fence so I don’t have to trim around the god damn fence every week.

    8. Rhywun

      I’m reminded of the recent kerfuffle over the “9/11 victim’s fund” or whatever it’s called.

      How do you prove a link? When does it end?

      If I die of cancer in 30 years can I blame it on 9/11 since I worked next door? Who knows, pay up!

  66. The Late P Brooks

    Mortality rate: 100%

    Nobody gets out of here alive.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fuck you buddy. You can’t tell me what to do.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    How is:

    Monsanto’s conduct, while reprehensible

    proven by:

    the absence of evidence showing intentional concealment of a known or obvious safety risk

    Listen, you deplorable ignoramus. Making everything from agriculture to lawn maintenance is a crime against Nature.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    [insert “more efficient” somewhere]

  69. The Late P Brooks

    SUV with a hitch and 5 by 10 flat bed trailer. Who needs a truck?

    An excellent solution. Utility and flexibility, FTW!

    1. Gustave Lytton

      It’s called a crew cab.

      There’s something about being able to throw a muddy pair of boots or some other mess into the bed without worrying if it will spill or get on the carpeting.

      1. “It’s called a crew cab.”

        I’m the dummy who has 3 dogs and 2 kids and one dog who has to travel in a crate so I need the SUV for all that shit if I am going anywhere longer-term and don’t want to kennel the dogs.

        WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

  70. The Late P Brooks

    My wife was freaking out about me using RoundUp. I basically use it 2x a year a little around yard killing grass underneath the fence so I don’t have to trim around the god damn fence every week.

    Who uses large quantities of Roundup on a regular basis? it’s not selective. It kills everything.

    1. MikeS

      Every farmer that plants Roundup Ready™ crops.

      1. Drake

        Every landscaping and grounds-keeping crew.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Well, grasses and such. Not great against woody stuff. That’s what triclopyr is for.