¿Martes en la mañana? Enlaces Mexicanos!

Good morning!  Its a lovely Tuesday to be alive, and kicking it with everyone on such a fantastic summer day!

Okay fine I’ll stop.  It’s only funny because OMWC keeps begging the gods for rain but doesn’t realize this place is hell on earth once the storms pass over, drop nothing in town, and the jungle rot sets in….

Okay, so now for the links!

Narrative intersectionality!  Worlds colliding!  With a Guatemalan migrant accusing the Iowa couple that smuggled her of sexual assault.

Venezuela:  so poor they can no longer afford beer.   Now they drink some kind of tequila like, agave based hooch.

“We never used to drink this. We drank beer,” said Jonathan Yepez, a car mechanic in the western Venezuelan city of Barquisimeto, as he stood in line at a bodega to buy cocuy. “Cocuy was for old people and grandparents. … But now everyone — from adolescents to adults — drinks cocuy.”

Que terriblé…Speaking of Venezuela.  Maduro and the opposition will  meet in an elaborate attempt to seize power hold negotiations in Barbados.

Mexico’s finance minister takes to Twatter and resigns over differences with El Presidenté, AMLO.

Peruvians don’t like jobs.  Who knew?  Seriously, I didn’t.

A surprisingly optimistic take on Trump’s chances with brown people.

It is a prominent tendency among Democrats in the U.S. Another democratic presidential candidate, the former mayor of New York Bill de Blasio encouraged airport workers to strike by citing Che Guevara’s slogan, “Hasta la Victoria Siempre!” “Ever on to victory.”

He was immediately repudiated, and the party had to apologize as Blasio uttered these words in Miami. The city is the capital of Cubans in exile. Thousands of citizens from the island who escaped the firing squads commanded by Guevara and the Castro brothers live in Miami.

The candidate was there alongside nine other presidential hopefuls, seeking to win the Latin American vote, even speaking in Spanish to win over the right-wing crowd.

When Trump assumed the U.S. presidency, he had the support of 31% of Latin Americans. While there are still skeptical sections, at the national level Trump has the support of 50% of Latin Americans as indicated through polls conducted by McLaughlin and Associates and surveys by NPR (National Public Radio) and PBS (Public Broadcasting System) with data from the analytics platform, Marista.

 

I’ll end it with this.  Grab Tuesday by the juevos, and kick it!

Comments

649 responses to “¿Martes en la mañana? Enlaces Mexicanos!”

  1. Lachowsky

    Anybody quoting or praising Che is an asshole. And yes, that includes you McAfee you otherwise beautiful bastard.

    1. AlexinCT

      You don’t like mass murdering psychopaths that think Marx’s platform is the perfect vehicle to legitimize their murderous behavior? What is wrong with you?

    2. MikeS

      Did you get that new manager position?

      (a promotion at work, you perverts)

      1. Lachowsky

        I dont know. They haven’t started interviewing yet. I expect next week or so I’ll know more.

        1. MikeS

          Ah. OK, well good luck!

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Is perverted Manager Position just a fancy word for taking it up the ass?

    3. Count Potato

      McAfee praised Che?

      1. Lachowsky

        https://mobile.twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1143268927721607168

        Yeah, I dont know what he was thinking. I would figure he should know better.

        1. Ugh. C’mon John you can do better than that. It doesn’t matter that the CIA et. al. were fucking around with Latin America; that doesn’t excuse the fact that Che was a murderous piece of shit.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          And he doubled down on it.

          What an asshole.

        3. ron73440

          He also said this:

          John McAfee
          @officialmcafee
          ·
          Jun 24
          I have none. Communism here in Cuba was never given a chance to reveal its potential of lack of it. It has been strangled by the US for 63 years. I will say this – Cuba has no homeless. America has millions.

          What happened?

          1. MikeS

            So he isn’t a libertarian for any ideological reasons, only because he wants to be able to do whatever crazy shit he wants to do.

          2. Not Adahn

            He wants to not be disappeared?

          3. Lachowsky

            I really hope that is it. Either that or the meth. I dont want to hate mcaffee.

          4. Not Adahn

            I imagine if Snowden was a twitter addict he’d probably be saying nice things about Russia.

      2. Yep and that gave me a sad.

        1. Tundra

          The danger of elevating any one man.

          Except me. You can trust me.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            -1 SP

          2. Chafed

            It’s different for womyn! You cant challenge my lived experience.

          3. Pope Jimbo

            That was more a shot at how many times Tundra has let SP down.

      3. bacon-magic

        Meth is a powerful drug.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    I watched a frothy little confection of a movie, last night. It was called “Downfall”.

    1. Slammer

      I keep that one in my porn folder

    2. Feel good movie of the century!

      1. Festus

        That brunette is a firecracker, though.

    3. OMG why are you watching a movie that humanizes and normalizes THE NAZIS?

      1. MikeS

        Obviously he’s a white nationalist. Or WORSE!!!11!!

        1. OneOut

          The only thing I can think of as being worse is a black white nationalist.

        2. OneOut

          The only thing I can think of that could be worse is a black white nationalist.

          1. MikeS

            +1 Clayton Bigsby

          2. straffinrun

            Same joke down thread at almost the exact same time. *Whoa*

          3. MikeS

            And the same reply! Double *whoa*

            “Echo chamber” or “great minds”?????

          4. straffinrun

            And you just did it again. We need moar Keanu gifs.

          5. OneOut

            Yes.

    4. Rasilio

      Was it any good? Cause the memes from it are awesome

      1. Gadfly

        If you like historical dramas and are interested in the time period, it was pretty good. Probably the most realistic depiction of the last days in the bunker that will ever be put to screen. Mostly focused on the people in the bunker, with some focus as well on the people of Berlin and the impending doom. Kind of a downer film, obviously, as it depicts the chickens coming home to roost while the people responsible for the mess are in denial or seeking to avoid their impending fate.

  3. Lachowsky

    “But while Mexico mass-produces tequila, which is consumed around the world, cocuy is produced by hand in small batches and is hardly known outside of Venezuela.”

    Who knew that the economic collapse in Venezuela was actually caused by rampant hipsterism.

    1. Nephilium

      Just wait for some cocuy bars to pop up here in the US.

      1. With or without the authentic starving mobs attacking pets and zoo animals?

        1. MikeS

          Don’t forget the sans-TP bathrooms!

          1. Nephilium

            Just wait until you see the appetizer options they have!

          2. AlexinCT

            A blank page?

          3. Slammer

            The bargirls wouldn’t be thicc ☹️

          4. MikeS

            Ah! Finally a silver lining in all this!

          5. Not Adahn

            Well, the ones that took advantage of their bar girl status to supplement their income might be.

          6. AlexinCT

            Too many protein shakes?

      2. robc

        Chicha never caught on.

  4. Not Adahn

    So it’s Venezuelan pulche?

    1. Not Adahn

      pulque. What an odd error.

      1. How dare they appropriate the drink of the Aztec royalty!

        1. AlexinCT

          If I recall correctly there are some 25 or more indigenous groups to Venezuela and all of them have their own version of some rubbing alcohol drink.

          1. Not Adahn

            But do they start the fermentation by chewing the leaves then spitting them into the fermenter bucket?

          2. AlexinCT

            The Yanomamo do when making their drink of choice. Of course, you only sip that shit, cause if you do shots of it, it will be the last time you drink anything…

  5. Suthenboy

    “Protests erupt in Peru over billion-dollar copper mine”

    No doubt. They got fucked over pretty badly the last time this got cranked up.

    1. Slammer

      Speaking of copper mines, whatever happened to Francisco from TOS?

      Where you affected by the storm, Suthen?

      1. He pops in here from time to time.

      2. Suthenboy

        The storm was a big nothing here. Other parts of the state got hit hard but here where I am we just got about 36 hours of light to medium rain. My grass got watered, that is all.

        1. Rebel Scum

          But you all are missing the real story. Some New Yorkers lost power for a few hours*.

          Though the Weather Channel was sure to hype the storm enough to make up for that.

        2. Lachowsky

          I just got about 20 hours of light drizzle from that storm system and a high temp in the mid eighties for a few days. It was nice.

      3. JR Robble Dobbs

        He should feel the love from this site and come back more often. This is the second query for him that I remember this year.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Hey! Welcome back!

  6. Rebel Scum

    on such a fantastic summer day

    At least it’s a dry heat.

    1. How else do you kiln-dry people?

      1. straffinrun

        Ask zerohedge commenters.

        1. They do it wrong.

    2. Like sticking your body in a pizza oven – at least that’s what I thought when I was down in Tuscon in early September.

      1. Rebel Scum

        I tend to sweat easily, so the mid-Atlantic humidity can be an issue for me.

        1. Drake

          Yep. I was way more comfortable in the dry desert than the swamps of the southeast.

    3. Nephilium

      When you can get burned simply by sitting down in your car (or touching the wrong portions of your car), it’s too damned hot.

      /remembers first trip to Arizona, in July, where my rental car got a free “upgrade” to leather seats

      1. Not Adahn

        When Iived in Bryan TX, I made the mistake of leaving the top down on my convertible thinking I was only going to be in the store for a minute.

        I still have the scars to prove it.

        1. OneOut

          I lived in Byan for quite a few years.

          When were you there ?

          1. Not Adahn

            From 1997 to about 2005-ish.

          2. Brett L

            You guys are Aggie townies?

          3. Not Adahn

            I worked on campus in The Office of the Texas State Chemist, then later at the St. Gobain Advanced Ceramics plant. I could never be “from” B/CS. Too big of a cultural dive, though I wouldn’t have minded interbreeding with the local populace.

          4. OneOut

            I are an Aggie.

            I lived there 1989ish through 2005 .

            One of my childhood friends was a State chemist.

            Trying to recall his name.

            Can’t be you though because of the cultural divide statement.

            Thinking his first name was maybe Ben.

            Did you ever drink beer at Carney’s pub ?

          5. Not Adahn

            I’m sure I did.

            There was a cursed location directly across from campus on Texas Avenue that had a series of absolutely wonderful restaurants that failed. I think a Caine’s dropped in there before I left.

            We also spent a lot of time in Northgate. The “Jin’s” chain of restaurants was pretty good too.

            Spice Bowl and Burger House are World Class.

            And whatever that big vegetable market was, that place was fantastic.

      2. Rebel Scum

        you can get burned simply by sitting down in your car

        Speaking of this, I have one major criticism of my Civic. The gearshift has metal on the top and bottom of the knob that gets hot in the sun and I have to grip it with my thumb and pointer on the leather around the middle to avoid getting burned for the first few minutes of driving.

        1. Not Adahn

          Driving gloves. Sheesh, it’s like you don’t even read the comments.

          1. And people make fun of me for them.

          2. Festus

            It’s not the “driving gloves” perse, it’s the myriad other options that we’ve bestowed upon you.

          3. Hrmm… where did I put my snarking gloves?

        2. Drake

          I still use a windshield reflector thing when I park my car in the sun. It was a necessity I learned living in Las Vegas.

    4. Don Escaped Texas

      Summer test for mobile HVAC often includes TUS as a “pull-down” location. Vehicle is parked in full sun facing into the sun to “soak” before a cooling curve (Temp vs time) is taken.

      TUS is part of an I-10 run that typically includes condensate-handling tests in HOU and the long pull up Baker Grade coming out of Death Valley.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Needs more TLAs

    5. mexican sharpshooter

      At least it’s a dry heat.

      …they always say that. The fun part part is you sweat here just as much as in Florida. It’s just evaporating off your skin.

      1. Lachowsky

        The big difference being that when you sweat in an arid enviroment, the evaporation of the sweat off your skin actually cools your body. In a humid environment, it just makes you wet and does little good.

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          right

          ever see those swamp coolers on the sidelines? I always wonder how they can sell those to SEC teams . . . Mountain West: sure . . . but that mist ain’t helping nothing east of I-35

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          Its deceptive, and people forget to hydrate.

          All of you….HYDRATE

          1. I can’t decide of the “Hydra TE” is more of a sports car or a sports drink.

          2. OneOut

            And eat a banana.

          3. ChipsnSalsa

            *snickers*

  7. blackjack

    I’m sorry, but monsoons are the only thing I miss about PX. I mean the single, only thing. Except for the easy chicks in Tempe, of course, but you can find that almost anywhere.

    1. straffinrun

      What about the WILFs in Sun City?

      1. blackjack

        You mean the raisinettes?

        1. straffinrun

          Used to be goobers.

      2. Festus

        *ponders his likely future, slumps in his chair and swigs another beer*

    2. Chafed

      There’s an article I would read.

  8. Lachowsky

    “The project has long been lamented by residents in the southern region of Arequipa where farmers say the mine will pollute their fields and affect water supplies.”

    I don’t know. Maybe a job in a copper mine is not any better than farming. I’m not a miner, but I imagine it’s not the most pleasant occupation. A mine is surely more economically beneficial to the region and will absolutely create a higher density of employment, but to the farmer in the area, I can understand his concerns.

    1. MikeS

      I get the farmer’s concerns, too. Especially if even the “wonderful” US EPA lets (causes) shit like this to happen.

      Side note; does anyone else see the face in that picture? And I’m not talking about the three humans.

      1. Just because the rock is groaning, doesn’t mean that’s a face on it.

        1. MikeS

          It looks like it just heard one of your jokes.

          1. Festus

            Looks to me like that rock has been on the freeway for about an hour too long and got to Denny’s just in the nick of time.

      2. egould310

        You mean the spirit of Danny Glover that is trapped in that rock?

    2. Suthenboy

      Meh, mining isn’t worse than any other job.
      The last time they did this Fujimori sold the mining rights to China and England. The billions they were paid disappeared down a rabbit hole…of course…and the infrastructure that was promised as part of the deal (The Peruvians wanted schools, roads, bridges, hospitals, etc) turned out to be a fleet of ships that were used to haul ore to China. “Fuck you. That is infrastructure” was the answer they got.

      I really don’t blame them for being pissed.

      1. Not Adahn

        Meh, mining isn’t worse than any other job.

        John Henry would like a word.

        Hell, even among physical labor jobs, mining is pretty shitty.

        1. Oh, come now, black lung, silicosis, and cave-ins aren’t that bad.

      2. MikeS

        Meh, mining isn’t worse than any other job.

        I think The Hyperbole has hacked Suthen’s account.

        1. Well, if I got to sit in an airconditioned cab for eight hours plus breaks driving a truck the size of an apartment block, I could say it’s okay.

          But if I had to crawl down a pitch black tunnel dragging several tons in a cart for sixteen hours a day…

          1. MikeS

            Yes, there are many different types of mining. And yes, modern technology has made it much, much better than it used to be.

            Also; SHUT UP LIBTARD!!!!

          2. Stillhunter

            Most aren’t air conditioned. Hot in summer. Cold in winter. Guys I know wear full carhartt overalls in winter and some have a separate heater in the cab with them. Some machines are open air cabs.

          3. That’s barbaric. If I can’t have an airconditioned cab, I’ll go back to IT.

    3. Stillhunter

      The iron mines here are mostly open pit now. Some older ones were underground. The modern open pot mines are much nicer to work in, but everyone I know that works there needs to shower before leaving for home since they look like you did in that picture a while back. Most of the older houses around here have showers in the basement that has an outside entrance or some other separate room so miners could shower before going in the main house.

      Mostly they are just guys (and a few gals) playing in the dirt with really large machines. It’s dirty, but not especially hard from what I gather. It’s not like they have pickaxes and shovels. Explosives, huge front end loaders and dump trucks moving rocks to conveyor belts that bring the material into the processing plant. That place is the worst part. Extremely hot in summer, and you get covered in red iron dust from the crushers. I can only imagine what their lungs look like since most are too macho (did I mention it’s hot?) to wear masks.

      The new thing is a copper-nickel mine. Main issue with that is the sulfide rock the copper is in. The resulting tailings are not especially benign. With all the water around, folks are understandably concerned at the less than stellar track record of the corporations and governments involved.

  9. Tonio

    My business with the Squirrels has concluded. Hopefully well, but I’ll probably never learn the outcome.

    1. Festus

      I hesitate to think what a bear’s “business” with squirrels might be but I’m pretty certain that the squirrels will be none too happy at the end of the day.

      1. Not Adahn

        He ran out of rabbits?

          1. Festus

            You guys get me.

          2. straffinrun

            Bear facing da wrong way.

  10. Yeah, screw that. I am not voting for any of those pendejos. Especially after their pathetic display and attempts to pander to “my people”.

    My grandpa’s gotta be rolling in his grave.

    1. AlexinCT

      You must be some kind of white Hispanic shitlord…

      1. You know it, brother.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Trump has the support of 50% of Latin Americans

    I don’t see why he wouldn’t, particularity among those that immigrated from socialist countries.

    1. Fourscore

      That means his opponents get 50 % so a wash on the Latin American vote. They may as well all stay home…on election day. Their vote won’t count.

      1. OneOut

        But in the total it is huge I think.

        Isn’t that a big swing for a Repub resident ?

  12. Titty Tuesday is calling for a total and complete shutdown of all uggo immigration until we can figure out what the Hell is going on.

    http://archive.li/Oh3Tt

    1. 3, 7, 8 (reminds me of my old college crush), 14, 30. I wish to sponsor their immigration attempts.

      1. 25 seems like she could help with your Differential Equations homework.

        1. I could use her fine tutelage as well.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Why is #1 posing on a beach with a giant green pepper?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Hey guys, you’re not gonna believe this

    On November 4, 2008, Barack Obama beat John McCain by nine and a half million votes and became the country’s first African-American President. In 2016, Donald Trump, an unapologetic racist, lost the popular ballot by three million votes but, thanks to the antediluvian rules that still govern our voting system, succeeded Obama in the Oval Office. Understanding the role of racism and its persistence in this dismal pivot will be as central to our understanding of our times as it was to our understanding of Reconstruction.

    What’s curious is just how many people have resisted seeing squarely Trump’s racism, his shrewd exploitation of animosity, hatred, and division for political advantage. Trump is hardly a man of subtle concealment. W. E. B. Du Bois wrote that Andrew Johnson’s unwillingness to enact policies to give freedmen land, a decent education, or voting rights resided, first and foremost, in “his inability to picture Negroes as men.” Trump’s hostility toward minorities and his capacity to signal that hostility to others has never been a secret. This quality is central to his politics and his appeal.

    And on, and on.

    He tosses this little nugget out, too:

    at their press conference, Ocasio-Cortez, Tlaib, Omar, and Pressley all took the high road, imploring the public not to take the bait—Trump’s race-baiting—and focus on the issues, from the climate crisis to income inequality.

    Is braying about how Trumphitler should be impeached, and only referring to him as the “occupant” of the White House, qualify as taking the high road? Why not “that squatter” in the White House? Too reminiscent of their core constituency?

    Trump is the worst racist in the White House since Woodrow Wilson! Why doesn’t anybody say that?

    1. straffinrun

      Actually, Biden said Trump was the absolute worst. I don’t even wanna link it again.

      1. Reading that gave me a laugh at work earlier. Sure, the guy who has minorities in his Cabinet is a worse racist than the guy who screened The Birth of A Nation in the White House and purged the federal government of African Americans. What a tool.

        1. And I forgot to mention one who was known as the Indian Killer and another one who threw American citizens into camps because of their country of origin. Absolutely hilarious.

          1. “I’ll have those niggers voting Democrat for the next 200 years.”

          2. AlexinCT

            Was that something Trump said?

            /progtard

          3. straffinrun

            Now I suppose I should link it again.

            https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1151084310058823680

          4. I do enjoy how he’s getting sodomized in the responses.

          5. straffinrun

            Words are not only violence, but also blowjobs? Excellent.

          6. Yeah and fuck LBJ too. I hope the worms had a nice feast of his old dead ass.

          7. pan fried wylie

            Why do you hate worms’ digestive tracts?

    2. “an unapologetic racist”

      Man talk about the Big Lie. This is the one that really gets me; ask anyone who says this to honestly explain where they get this and it’s usually some mushmouth nonsense about the “Muslim ban” (which isn’t) or “immigrants in death camps” (that Obama used extensively). It’s just been repeated so many times that everyone takes it on faith now.

      1. It’s like how they still keep going with he’s cool with white supremacists because of his “fine people on both sides” comment they butcher and fail to read the rest of.

        1. AlexinCT

          Facts and logic are not these people’s strong suit. Their entire toolbox consists of insane appeals to emotion, based on half truths and outright falsehoods, and praying the stupid unwashed idiots looking for handouts or for government to stomp harder on their neighbor’s face than it does on their own, don’t catch on to their scam.

          1. Yep, there’s no point in even trying to appease or entertain them anyways because we’re already the irredeemable deplorables who are better off dead in their eyes.

          2. Psycho Effer

            I heard shit-tons of commentary on the “go home” Tweet before I actually read it and thought to myself, “Man, he just tore the mask off and looks stupid.”

            Then I read the actual Tweet. I should have known better after the “Fine People” hoax. Trump really is a Rorschach test to determine if people can think for themselves or not. So many red-pills.

      2. MikeS

        I have a friend who said he was racist once. I told him, “you can’t just go around accusing people of that with no proof.”

        Friend: “Well obviously he is.”

        Me: “Name one racist thing he’s done.”

        Friend: “Well, I mean we are ALL racist to some extent, right?”

        I rolled my eyes and said we are done talking about this anymore.

        1. AlexinCT

          Progjection….

          1. MikeS

            The worse part is that he isn’t even a prog. He’s a left leaning centrist. But he gets all his “news” from CNN because he still thinks they are the same relatively unbiased news organization from 15 years ago.

          2. robc

            They are the same as 15 years ago and 30 years ago.

            They were never relatively unbiased.

          3. MikeS

            They weren’t as blatantly obvious about then as now.

          4. AlexinCT

            That was because the controlled the news , a feature that was used to protect team blue and go after team red, and the unwashed masses had no means to go out on their own and find out about it till later.

      3. Rebel Scum

        It is almost like they have to distort everything the man says and does. Lie big, lie often.

          1. What an absolute monster.

      4. Suthenboy

        “…ask anyone…”

        I did a couple of weeks ago.

        “I hate him because he is best friends with Putin!”

        “Oh? Can you offer any eviden…”

        *She interrupts* “I don’t want to talk about it anymore”

        It really is derangement.

        1. Festus

          Sorry to hear about your nightmare with the doggo, Suthen. Glad you and yours are going to be okay!

    3. Rebel Scum

      Trump’s racism, his shrewd exploitation of animosity, hatred, and division for political advantage.

      That’s some mighty fine progjection.

    4. Nephilium

      The entire news feed from Reuters this morning was about how racist Trump was, and how one Republican congressman went beyond the pale to accuse house Democrats of being antisemitic.

    5. Lachowsky

      All the harping about income inequality…

      I read this yesterday. Pretty interesting data about the truth behind the numbers. https://mises.org/wire/debunking-income-inequality-research

      1. AlexinCT

        I recently had a discussion with one of these morons that believe our society, and especially our economic system, today debase humanity and is evil. You can guess the moron was a raging marxist, with little to no real understanding of how marxism plays out in the real world. I got him to finally admit that the big pet peeve of idiots like him, the social justice types, is to force an equality of outcome. Basically their agenda is to get everyone to cross the finish line with the same toys, regardless of if said toys were earned or not.

        You should have seen his reaction when I pointed out that under his system I would basically opt to do absolutely nothing at all, because I was still guaranteed the same shit that the guy that spend 23 hours of his day working hard did anyway, and that as others realized this, more and more people would just opt to do squat and collect whatever the dwindling resources were. he thought he was clever as hell when he told me that this wouldn’t be allowed to happen, because his system would make sure you worked, or else….

        Man was he pissed when I told him: “So, Labor camps are your solution?”. At least he was quick enough to realize he had been a bit too candid and broke off the discussion. Not because he had seen the light, mind you, but because he had shown his hand…

        1. Fourscore

          Your associate needs a hive of bees, perfect socialism

          1 queen

          A few drones (male) that do nothing except one of them breeds the queen once

          Workers, until they die from exhaustion working themselves to death

          One jerk (me) that comes along and takes all their production and leaves them to starve

          See, socialism works better for some than for others

          1. commodious spittoon

            Helicopters provide more lift than bees. His friend needs a helicopter ride.

    6. leon

      “thanks to the antediluvian rules that still govern our voting system, ”

      I know, that really arcane provision about the electoral college really came out of nowhere. Only someone who studied law, and the Constitution would have known to exploit that.

    7. Democratic Hitler

      exploitation of animosity, hatred, and division for political advantage

      It’s true. What this country really needs is a Uniter. Someone who will help all these bitter clingers see exactly how racist they all are so that we can finally start healing the divide that those redneck hick fucks continue to cause by their very existence.

      1. leon

        AND BY HEAL MEAN CLEANSE!

        1. ZARDOZ SMITH?!?!?!?!

  14. “Mexico’s finance minister takes to Twatter and resigns”

    You mean AMLO is just another corrupt Latin American socialist!? UNPOSSIBLE! He was going to usher in a new era of Mexican prosperity by engaging in nepotism, kleptocracy and graft! This time it was going to be the *good* kind of nepotism, kleptocracy and graft!

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Yes. The kind that enriches Señor Urvúa….

  15. Festus

    I had some stunned cunt stop me at work today to make sure that my nondescript red hat wasn’t a Maga cap. “No,” I replied. “I don’t wear logos or political statements on my clothing, even if I like a brand. It would be unprofessional in a workplace setting. In fact, I don’t wear any of that stuff, anywhere.” Unbelievable. In the hinterlands of Canada, no less…

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      You need to buy that red “Made you look” hat.

      1. Festus

        That goes against my policy, though. She just saw a red ball cap and was ready to swing into action. I don’t do logos if possible. “I’m not your billboard, Slaver!”

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          The red hat has been weaponized though. You may need a plain beige hat. Or, can’t go wrong with a top hat.

          1. Festus

            Mebbe grow out my forelock or a nice queue.

          2. “can’t go wrong with a top hat.”

            And monocle?

            The Shitlord Special.

        2. AlexinCT

          Yeah, the problem is you wearing a red hat….

          Not her crazy ass wanting to pick a fight with you for wearing a hat…

          That’s totes cool and logical..

        3. Private Chipperbot

          /fist bumps Festus.

          I had the dealer remove all plate frames and decal from our truck before I would accept delivery. I bought the damn thing, you can pay me to advertise if you want.

      2. Slammer

        Haha just beat me to it. One of my friends is friends with the guy who made those

    2. Slammer

      I have like 5 MAGA hats, I also have a red one that says Made You Look

      1. Do your hats get into battles for alpha dominance of your head?

        1. pan fried wylie

          Airing this fall, ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

      2. Festus

        More power to you but it’s not my style. I prefer to keep my thoughts to myself in meat space. The less attention drawn to myself the better.

  16. straffinrun

    Damn, MexSharp. That is one kickin’ song. Never heard of them before.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Sevendust? They were reasonably big in the late 90’s early 00’s.

      1. straffinrun

        Not where I was. You picked a good song to introduce them.

  17. Man Gets Life Plus 419 Years In Deadly Charlottesville Car Attack

    An avowed white supremacist was sentenced to life plus 419 years on federal hate crime charges Monday for deliberately driving his car into anti-racism protesters during a white nationalist rally in Virginia.

    James Alex Fields Jr., 22, received the sentence for killing one person and injuring dozens during the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville on Aug. 12, 2017.

    Fields was sentenced last month to life in prison on 29 federal hate crime charges.

    Judge Richard Moore followed a state jury’s recommendation in handing down the sentence. Under state law, he was allowed to go lower than the recommendation, but not higher.

    1. Where do you get Life plus 419 out of either vehicular manslaughter or murder 2?

      1. Nevermind the fact that when (not if) an Antifa POS eventually kills someone he’ll get 6 months probation and an endowed professorship at Berkeley.

        1. AlexinCT

          That already happened for the Alinsky’s didn’t it?

          1. “Guilty as Hell, as free as a bird!”

      2. straffinrun

        To make sure he doesn’t replace us.

      3. Lachowsky

        Did you not read the article. The man is an avowed white supremacist. That’s where you get life plus 419 years.

        1. We can criminalize ideas? So we can start throwing commies in prison from centuries over their murderous preferences?

          1. Hate crime legislation has existed for decades.

          2. And it’s only the wrong ideas that are criminalized.

          3. AlexinCT

            My comment when I hear this sort of idiocy is that I can only support this system if I am making the determination of what is and is not the wrong idea, cause I don’t trust anyone else to get that right…

          4. Many immoral and unconstitutional laws have existed for decades, that doesn’t make them any less wrong.

            The only question in this case is did he intend to kill the victim, or did he panic because there was an angry mob trying to break into his car?

          5. Irrelevant cuz NOTZEEEEEE!!

          6. Look man, the Commies only wish to make the world a better place and have good intentions.

            This argument reminds me of when my friends would all gloat and talk about punching “nazis” who wore some of the edgy/alt-right crap. I ask them, “Hey so is it cool if I can punch asshats who wear the stupid Che shirt?” Absolute fuggin crickets.

          7. leon

            “We can criminalize ideas?”

            That’s what hate crime legislation is. Punishing someone for doing something wrong while having the wrong ideas.

          8. straffinrun

            C’mon, you should Ngo better.

          9. *narrows gaze*

        2. straffinrun

          A black white supremacist would’ve gotten more.

          1. Rebel Scum

            Clayton Bigsby didn’t strike me as particularly violent.

          2. straffinrun

            And that is the same response to the joke upthread. *Whoa*

          3. AlexinCT

            He did get rid of that bitch that slept with “n****” he was married to.

        3. Don Escaped Texas

          and injuring dozens

          probably figured more into it than any unmentioned agenda

          1. Part of me suspects that in different circumstances, those would have been concurrant sentances rather than consecutive.

          2. Don Escaped Texas

            I don’t have any data on wider trends, but the concurrent sentences I’m familiar with were for property crimes. For example, a defendant accepts a plea deal to one or a few cases of wire or bank fraud, trespassing, passing bad paper, that sort of thing, which takes a load off the prosecutor.

            In this case, aren’t we talking about someone who ran over a bunch of people in a case that began with premeditation? Folks who were just crunched up but didn’t die still deserve justice, and the incremental cases would have been pieces of cake: no motivation for the prosecution to cut deals.

          3. Do we have premeditation? I have yet to see evidence of that, but I don’t know what waspresented to the jury.

    2. Drake

      Just totally disregarded the part where an Antifa but with a rifle chased him moments earlier. They could have at least pretended to give the guy a real lawyer and fair trial.

      1. Not Adahn

        Did that actually happen, or was that just an internet rumor?

        1. Drake

          It happened and the the guy was called in to testify.

    3. ” 29 federal hate crime charges.”

      Honestly, how is that possible?

      1. Drake

        How long does it take to think a bad thought?

  18. boring…

    Sex robots now have ‘Foreplay’ mode where users can VIRTUALLY seduce dolls

    In the hopes of making sex with robots as life-like as possible, one sex doll company has launched a ‘Foreplay’ mode.

    Realbotix has launched the new mode within its RealDollX app , which sex doll owners can install on their smartphones .

    The app features a virtual version of the Harmony sex robot, which users can give different personas, body shapes, wardrobes and even voices.

    Now, Realbotix has launched a ‘Private Room’ within the app, where users can ‘take their relationship to the next level.’

    no drunken humiliation mode? Fuggitabout.

    1. WTF? I bought a sexbot specifically so I don’t have to bother with that shit and get straight to the deep dicking.

      What’s next, “pillowtalk mode”? STFU and get me a sandwich.

      1. AlexinCT

        EXACTLY! This guy gets it…

        1. Fourscore

          No smokes in bed afterwards, those bot things are expensive

      2. Not Adahn

        Wait, there’s “sammich maker” mode too?

        1. That’s the ultrapremium model. They’re pricey. It can end up costing you half of everything you own.

      3. I actually enjoy foreplay a lot, but not sure if I would with a robot …

    2. Lachowsky

      Pretty soon the sexbots will botch at you for drinking too much and wearing your work boots in the house and men will just go back to the real thing.

      1. Drake

        If my sexbot starts nagging while I’m watching a game, she’s losing her electricity privileges for a week.

        1. AlexinCT

          What about if she tells you to put the seat down after….

          1. Drake

            I’ll be gunning for the programmer.

          2. We have software to jailbreak your ‘bot and replace the factory code with open source personality modules.

            Warning – this will void your warranty.

        2. She’ll report you to the Robot Defense League.

    3. Tejicano

      IF they made them realistic like my ex they would have a random “headache” mode.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        I never have that mode.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Take that, Trump

    Amazon would not be the $995 billion company it is today without the US Postal Service, according to CEO Jeff Bezos.

    In an interview with the “CBS Evening News” on Monday, Bezos said the Postal Service gave Amazon a huge helping hand from the outset, as the online retailer did not have to invest in a delivery network.

    “I didn’t have to build a transportation network to deliver the packages,” Bezos told Norah O’Donnell. “It existed: It was called the post office.”

    The comments were designed to contrast with the work Bezos is doing to commercialize space travel. Bezos said he was investing up front to build infrastructure, which should enable future generations to enter the field more easily — a bit like what the Postal Service did for Amazon.

    “It takes hundreds of millions of dollars to even just get started with something interesting,” Bezos said. “What I want to do is reduce that price of admission with reusable space vehicles so that the next generation you can actually have two kids in a dorm room build a great space company.”

    Bezos risks “enraging” Trump with those comments, they say. Because using the Post Office to ship packages is free riding, or some such bullshit.

    On Trump’s chosen battleground of Twitter, he has accused the company of abusing its relationship with the Postal Service and calling the service Amazon’s “delivery boy,” which he said it used at a “fraction of real cost.”

    Yeah, okay. And Trump Hotels don’t have frequent flyer programs?

    1. Rhywun

      Trump has a point when the USPS loses hundreds of millions most years.

    2. Democratic Hitler

      as the online retailer did not have to invest in a delivery network

      UPS was already a thing when Amazon started.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Well, if you say so.

    During an appearance Monday on MSNBC’s “Hardball,” author Jon Meacham said on the heels of President Donald Trump’s criticism of the so-called “The Squad,” a foursome of progressive Democratic lawmakers in the House of Representatives, Trump joined former President Andrew Johnson as “the most racist president” in American history.

    Meacham included Trump’s Charlottesville remarks and his quest for former President Barack Obama’s birth certificate, in addition to his comments regarding “The Squad,” to bolster his case.

    “He has joined Andrew Johnson as the most racist president in American history,” Meacham declared. “Johnson in a state message said that African-Americans were incapable of self-government and relapsed into barbarism if they weren’t closely supervised.”

    1. So good company? 😉

      1. Rebel Scum

        I mean, Trump said something nice about AJ once (that he avoided civil war) so he must agree with him on everything else. That’s how it works.

    2. Lachowsky

      I guess the slave owning or indian killing or Chinese excluding or birth of a nation screening or Japanese American interning presidents dont count.

      1. AlexinCT

        You know these people deserve praise because they did that all for the right reasons!

    3. leon

      “included Trump’s Charlottesville remarks ”

      So he’s a liar? Or he really believed that everyone who disagrees with him is a liar.

    4. Lincoln said similar things as Jackson.

      1. Rebel Scum

        We aren’t supposed to talk about that.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    People talk about Trump’s alleged racist exclusion of black people from his properties, in the ’70s(?).
    Something tells me he was just as opposed to renting to poor white people as to poor black people.

  22. Certified Public Asshat

    Don’t use this doctor:

    It’s a scientific and medical fact that men can get pregnant and also have abortions. Trans men and non-binary individuals are human beings who deserve to be acknowledged by society. They choose their own identity—not me, not you, not any doctor, and certainly not any politician.— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) July 12, 2019

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s not all wrong:

      Doctors shouldn’t perform invasive and medically unnecessary surgeries on intersex infants’ external genitalia just to conform with society’s ignorant and bigoted view that sex and gender are strictly binary. The medical community must recognize that biological sex is a spectrum.

      But I doubt he refuses to operate on teenagers who choose to transition before they’re adults. And he conflates true intersex conditions with “I’m not happy, so I must be a different gender.”

      1. leon

        He(she?) Clearly is. They use intersex as the Mote when called out for their unscientific Baily. The argument about transgenderism is not about folk who are intersex. (Oe XXY/XXX which is very different.)

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        I have been scrolling through his feed. That is the best of the worst.

        1. Rhywun

          And here I thought he was just Trump’s Number One Fan.

    2. “Trans men and non-binary individuals are human beings”

      True… unfortunately this has no bearing whatsoever on whether “men can get pregnant”. No wonder the world is so fucked up and people are so demoralized; the pure insanity just in that statement hurts my head.

      1. AlexinCT

        Reality blows because it impedes my fantasies, so I want reality to be forced to conform!

    3. Suthenboy

      Now Eugene, say that again but run around in circles and wave your arms wildly while you do it.

      What a bunch of fucking gibberish.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        The guy is up and up looney tunes. If I was in a hospital and Gu was going to work on me, I’d pull the plug myself.

    4. commodious spittoon

      Trans men and non-binary individuals are human beings who deserve to be acknowledged by society.

      So are schizophrenics, bulimics, and people compulsively crack their knuckles.

      1. and people [who] compulsively crack their knuckles

        I’m going to need a citation on their human-ness and deservedness to be acknowledged by society.

        1. pan fried wylie

          *puts on his knuckle cracking gloves, cracks neck for good measure*

          let’s do this.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I had some stunned cunt stop me at work today to make sure that my nondescript red hat wasn’t a Maga cap.

    Secret racist hat. It says MAGA right there, in invisible ink. It’s red, and that’s enough.

    1. Festus

      I’ve known this person for two years. I’ve been wearing the hat for nearly as long. Trump really has fried their brains, hasn’t he?

  24. -insert it’s happening gif

    Conservatives against liberty: Ron Paul

    Libertarianism’s right-wing critics claim libertarianism is the dominant ideology of the Republican establishment. This is an odd claim since the Republican leadership embraces anti-libertarian policies like endless wars, restrictions on civil liberties, government interference in our personal lives, and massive spending increases on welfare as well as warfare.

    Anti-libertarian conservatives confuse libertarianism with the authoritarian “neoliberalism” embraced by both major parties. This confusion may be why these conservatives blame libertarians for the American middle class’s eroding standard of living. Conservatives are correct to be concerned about the economic challenges facing the average American, but they are mistaken to place the blame on the free market.

    The American people are not suffering from an excess of free markets. They suffer from an excess of taxes, regulations, and, especially, fiat money. Therefore, populist conservatives should join libertarians in seeking to eliminate federal regulations, repeal the 16th Amendment, and restore a free-market monetary system.

    1. straffinrun

      Sure, it would be nice if the populist conservatives would do that, but that would make them libertarians, no?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Libertarians aren’t libertarian anymore.

        1. straffinrun

          Doesn’t leave many other options other than the wilderness or the populists, does it?

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            STEVE SMITH IS YOUR FRIEND

          2. straffinrun

            We need to introduce the glibs to another cyptid. I recommend the Kappa.

          3. Tejicano

            I remember in jr. high school reading a description about them and their purported behavior and I just couldn’t grasp WTF that was about.

          4. Not Adahn

            *Flashes back to glorious memories of the girls of the Kappa house*

          5. Heroic Mulatto

            I just couldn’t grasp WTF that was about.

            Well, how many jr. high schoolers know about the prostate gland?

            I mean, then. Now, you learn about prostate gland massage in 2nd grade.

          6. AlexinCT

            They learn about it from this movie, HM…

          7. Heroic Mulatto

            I see.

    2. Lachowsky

      The Tucker thing a few weeks ago where he accused the Republican party of being beholden to libertarian principals and Austrian economics was so incredibly stupid that it made my head hurt.

      1. Rebel Scum

        He really misses the mark sometimes.

        1. Festus

          He’s okay on immigration and foreign policy but not much else. I skip through more than half of his segments on a good night.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            He’s okay on immigration and foreign policy but not much else.

            If I shake my goddamn head more, I’ll tear my jugular vein.

      2. Chipwooder

        He’s been going down that imbecilic road for a while. I appreciate his willingness to stand up for non-interventionism, but so much of what is say is really, really dumb.

    1. Oh yeah, been seeing her pop up in Razorfist’s gf’s feed. Seeing a lot of the replies, Hoes mad, my dude.

    2. AlexinCT

      That’s a “would” then??

      1. Festus

        *blows dust off of ball sack* Yes.

    1. Hard as in it makes certain parts of the anatomy hard?

      1. AlexinCT

        Best kind of “journalism”, right?

    2. CP is celebrating diversity!

  25. It’s all part of the service…

    Police officer pulled women over for speeding then preyed on them for sex

    Ben Murphy, a 36-year-old father, preyed on female drivers as a roads policing officer with Merseyside Police.

    The force said he “stopped cars for speeding, then issued tickets for lesser offences and contacted female suspects afterwards”.

    Liverpool Crown Court heard that Murphy would give women smaller penalties, such as for not wearing a seatbelt even when they were, to gain their trust.

    He researched victims on social media, before using police records to contact them.

    Murphy sent one woman an image of his genitals and had sexual relationships with two more “vulnerable” women, the BBC reported.

    He targeted at least eight others but was reported to an MP by a nurse who he texted in November 2017, triggering a police investigation.

    1. leon

      “Liverpool Crown Court heard that Murphy would give women smaller penalties, such as for not wearing a seatbelt even when they were, to gain their trust.”

      Nothing gets me to trust someone like being falsely cited.

      1. Not Adahn

        Like PUA tactics, hunting badge bunnies probably works some of the time.

      2. AlexinCT

        Not even when they send you a dick pic later?

    2. Let me guess: Chubby Chaser.

  26. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Ladies and Gentlemen, Chuckie Blow

    There can be no more discussion or debate about whether or not Trump is a racist. He is. There can be no more rhetorical juggling about not knowing what’s in his heart. We see what flows out of it.

    White people and whiteness are the center of the Trump presidency. His primary concern is to defend, protect and promote it. All that threatens it must be attacked and assaulted. Trump is bringing the force of the American presidency to the rescue of white supremacy. And, self-identified Republicans absolutely love him for it.

    We are watching a very dark chapter in this nation’s history unfold in real time. We are watching as a president returns naked racism to the White House. And we are watching as fellow citizens — possibly a third of them — reveal to us their open animus for us through their continued support of him.

    1. Rebel Scum

      There can be no more discussion or debate

      A common theme for leftism if there ever was one.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        As inelegant as I thought Trump’s tweet was, I think it highlights the left’s modus operandi quite well.

        It wouldn’t have mattered if Trump had tweeted that or not. No matter what, if you disagree with them, you’re racist, you’re misogynist, you’re in bed with big business…

        This has been going on for the last twenty years and has only gotten louder and more persistent. Trump’s pushing them over the edge into full blown insanity.

    2. straffinrun

      ” reveal to us their open animus for us through their continued support of him.”

      Define “us” because I might down with being part of “us”.

      1. +1 bag of irredeemable deplorables

        1. straffinrun

          BTW, isn’t it hilarious that there’s a national election here in Japan and nobody GAF?

          1. Oh, shit there was? *raughs roudry*

          2. Anyone nearly as entertaining as the circus performers distracting the public over here?

          3. straffinrun

            No. Abe’s party will clean house again. It’s next week and I saw my first campaign TV commercial today.

          4. Not Adahn

            How are the campaign loudspeaker-cars legal? Just tradition?

          5. straffinrun

            I’m sure they have a carve out legally for election season because that’s the only time you see them. You can get arrested if you heckle or try to interrupt an officially designated street campaign speech. Commies were on the corner spewing last Friday and my Japanese friend saw me about to shout something. “Don’t do that.” Good friend.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes, I have open animus for Charles Blow.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    In the hopes of making sex with robots as life-like as possible, one sex doll company has launched a ‘Foreplay’ mode.

    They should make one that says, “We never go anywhere. All you want to do is fuck.”

    1. AlexinCT

      HAH HAH HAH!

  28. The Late P Brooks

    White people and whiteness are the center of the Trump presidency. His primary concern is to defend, protect and promote it.

    For some reason, this made me think of black people who abuse and shame people in their communities for “acting white”.

    “Fucking white people. I hate ’em.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hell, one of the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse came out yesterday and chided any and all non-whites who don’t tow the Democrat lion.

    2. Drake

      It’s funny coming from people running on nothing except identity politics tribalism. The largest tribe will eventually start to notice and get annoyed.

    3. There’s an #IamCarlton hashtag out there for black nerds who feel ostracized by their own racial peers for “acting white” or “getting good grades” etc.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Yeah, the problem is you wearing a red hat….

    Not her crazy ass wanting to pick a fight with you for wearing a hat…

    That’s totes cool and logical..

    Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    BTW, isn’t it hilarious that there’s a national election here in Japan and nobody GAF?

    They all look alike.

    1. straffinrun

      Gives me a good excuse when I stray.

      1. Not Adahn

        You’d think that your wife not working at a soapland might be a differentiator.

        1. straffinrun

          “Wait a second. That was Soapland?”

          1. Not Adahn

            Sumimasen. Nihongo wa wakarimasen. Muzukashi desu.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      I assume they didn’t elect a “right wing” “nut job?” Because if they did, I bet I’d hear about it.

      1. straffinrun

        Next week. They’re all ethno staters if you really want to be honest about it.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Excellent.

  31. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: What Planet Are You On?

    Over the past three years, it has been like pulling teeth to get some members of the press to call the constant stream of falsehoods, fantasies, and figments of tortured non-facts lies. It shouldn’t be hard to call a lie a lie, but some parts of the news media act as if mental telepathy is necessary to use the word “liar” or “lie” since they argue it requires a judgment on intent which offends their journalistic sensibilities. Of course, this is complete bullshit. It has nothing to do with the integrity of objective “balance” in reporting, and everything to do with fear of losing access. These same craven assholes who can’t say or write out the word “lie” spend the entire day in speculation about candidate’s “mindset,” parsing statements for what they “may mean,” or guessing what someone “could” or “may” do in the future. They make judgments on intent all the time, but they will also jump through semantic hoops in order to not offend anyone in the audience—even the cultists of lying assholes—since they watch the ads for toothpaste and shitty term life insurance, too.

    However, if the media has problems using the word lie, their inability to call something or someone “racist” is outright disgraceful. As much as Republicans are (rightfully) castigated for their complicity in Trump’s racism, the press corps is not much better.

    1. They also have been having a hard time calling certain individuals and groups terrorists, but hey, let’s keep playing this silly game.

    2. Rebel Scum

      What the fuck? Either this person is delusional or I am.

      Or it is parody. Idk anymore.

  32. leon

    I’m surprised about all the defense of Donald Trump over what was, by almost anyway I think about it, a terrible tweet. I think y’all should pause and think about why you need to defend him against being called a racist.

    1. I haven’t defended anything, Mr. High ‘n’ Mighty.

      1. leon

        🙂 See my comment below. I guess what I’m trying to get at is that no matter what, doing the “is/isn’t racist dance” is just playing the leftist game. I get the gut reaction to put down the hysterical hypocrites, but it’s a waste of time, and we defend what?

        1. naw I was just breakin’ your balls over the y’all statement 😉

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIBTARD!

          1. AlexinCT

            Go on…

          2. You really want a CUMMIEBOT visit, don’t you?

    2. straffinrun

      I’ll reread the tweets. My first impression was that I really didn’t care.

    3. Don Escaped Texas

      He’s just a moron and a child: he’s repeatedly shown he lacks the maturity to know what he’s doing and therefore can’t be convicted of racism or much of anything else of intellectual significance or complexity.

      1. antisthenes

        He got Democrats to rally around their most generally despised members, and crippled efforts to marginalize them. If he’s a moron, he’s lucky enough to make up for it.

    4. Not Adahn

      1. There’s a difference between defending someone and attacking the hypocrites who are attacking a purported racist.
      2. Racism has come to be such a useless concept that anyone using it as a weapon deserves mockery.

    5. I’ve never been a fan of the “if you don’t like it, just gtfo” line of argument. I just find it hilarious that people are acting like he’s the ultimate super American racist president when there’s clearly and objectively worse examples to fit that claim.

    6. leon

      I had the same reaction initially. I read the tweet and contorting it into something non-offensive is a bit of gymnastics. It helps normalize and make Omar/Talib into martyrs. So why the urge to defend Trump for it?

      For me I think it’s a combination of exauhstion with the hysterical left, and not wanting to submit to them trying to take the “high ground” when they are clearly moral reprobates.

      Also Trump doesn’t need to be defended. Racist means nothing anymore. Why be bothered being called one when, as long as you disagree with the left, you will always be a racist to the left.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m already a racist, a misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, etc… simply because I’m a white, straight male, male and I don’t agree with the left’s policy proposals. Even milquetoast Mitt Romney, who has adopted black grandchildren, is a “racist”.

        That said, Trump would have been better off just telling them to kiss his ass, but I think he feeds on their outrage. I wish he had dealt with it differently, but an asshole may be the only type of person who can survive the constant barrage from the media and the left.

        1. Nephilium

          I’m already a racist, a misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, etc… simply because I’m a white, straight male, male

          You said male twice.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Just emphasizing that point for maximum maleness.

            Yeah, that’s the ticket.

      2. I think that’s a fair reaction.

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      In my view, it was dumb. Even if there was some genius calculus behind it, not worth making martyrs of those racist and stupid twits Ilhan and Rashida.

      BUT. Ilhan does come from a shithole country and she pisses all over the country that took her in. So she can straight fuck off.

      1. Rebel Scum

        and she pisses all over the country that took her in

        Yup. I thought he was implying that they should show a little appreciation. Then I was corrected by my betters to realize that he is just a big-meanie racist nazi.

      2. Not Adahn

        Here is the “Trump is playing 4D chess” take on the tweet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eynn28XCVEU

        TL;DW:

        1. Swing voters hate AOC/Tlalib/open socialists.
        2. DNC embraces AOC/Tlalib/open socialists.
        3. Reelection and graft Profit!

        1. Styx be on that shiz like white on rice: https://www.bitchute.com/video/PHRVyyEh9Rg/

          1. straffinrun

            It’s a convincing case.

        2. Chipwooder

          The “4D chess” stuff is hilarious. Trump’s not some crafty genius. He goes with his gut instincts every time. Now, you can argue as to the wisdom of his intuition, but it’s served him fairly well so far, at least so far as getting himself elected.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            I think I’ve decided that Trump is the smartest idiot in history, rather than the dumbest genius.

          2. Chipwooder

            I think he has a few basic calculations that he sticks to, all of which are variations of the same thing: America is awesome, the American people are awesome, I love and support average Americans and my opponents hate them. Most of the things he says (and tweets) are tied to those concepts, which generally is fairly effective because, when he’s attacked in response, he can insinuate that the attacker says what he says because he hates America and the average American.

            It doesn’t hurt him that such a notion contains more than a bit of truth to it even if it’s rather irrelevent.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            Idiot-savant is what you’re aiming for.

      3. “ot worth making martyrs of those racist and stupid twits Ilhan and Rashida.”

        Counter argument is that he is making them the face of the Democrat party, and they are not that popular nationwide.

        1. leon

          Counter counter point would be that the Democrats had done a good job of that themselves. A recent poll said that 50% of Americans saw AOC as the face of the Democratic party.

          1. Not Adahn

            Counter counter counter point: The Tweet(tm) broke up a fight that was potentially going to carve off AOC as her own faction of the party.

          2. Which would then have untethered other Democrats from her craziness and made it easier for them to stay afloat.

    8. Suthenboy

      Terrible tweet does not equal racist. I will defend him because he is not a racist and the accusation that he is is absurd.

    9. OneOut

      I’ll defend him against being called a racist.

      While the tweets were incorrect because 3 of the 4 are natural born the tweets were political in nature not skin color.

    10. R C Dean

      I don’t know that I defended Trump. I did say I thought I understood the tactical reason for throwing that grenade: it was starting to look like the Dem leadership was isolating and marginalizing the Four Morons, and Trump wants them to continue to be the face of the Dem Party. And it worked.

      Now, is this wise and statesmanlike? Probably not. Is it politically effective? Probably so.

      Add to that, his characterization of the Four Morons as anti-American was accurate, IMO, and the response is inaccurate (Trump is not a racist; he was attacking them on nationalist, not racist or sexist grounds). Pointing this out is only “pro-Trump” if you believe in a binary, the enemy-of-my-enemy world.

      Do I wish that we had a better class of politicians? You bet your ass. But here we are.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    I’m surprised about all the defense of Donald Trump over what was, by almost anyway I think about it, a terrible tweet. I think y’all should pause and think about why you need to defend him against being called a racist.

    It was tactically dumb. Instead of fanning the flames of internal Democrat backbiting, he brought them together and gave them a common target.

    And I hated that “Love it or leave it” crap in the ’60s.

    1. straffinrun

      Especially since they introduced that fucking exit tax. Victims of the war on drugs, globally shit stirring military, BS cops, regulation etc all come before victims of “racism” in the US. Sure, there may be some overlap in the Venn diagram, but it would be racist to focus only on POCs that are victims of the aforementioned abuses.

    2. Chipwooder

      On the other hand, it made Pelosi embrace the Karla Marx gang. I think that might have been part of his motivation.

      1. straffinrun

        See? The 3D chess move doesn’t seem so far fetched.

  34. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1150928470316371973

    IF [TRUMP] = TRUE THEN GOSUB [RASCIST!] *beep*

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      That guy says Trump is more racist than neo-Nazis.

      That’s some racism.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        “Vegas TenoldProtected Tweets
        @Vegastenold
        Journalist. Would rather talk about Dungeons & Dragons but Nazis keep ruining things. Tweets auto-delete eventually. Twitter is hell. Blocks.”

        I think I see his problem.

        1. Yeah, D&D is so 80s.

          1. AlexinCT

            Now it is AD&D, right?

          2. Oh, no, they simplified it, it’s no longer “Advanced”

    2. straffinrun

      I’m not afraid to say that guy looks like he just came from an actual concentration camp.

    3. Rebel Scum

      “If you’re supporting Trump, you are a racist at this point. I’m not afraid to say it and no one should be.”

      Calling half the country deplorable racist is a totally innovative strategy. Carry on.

      *orders MAGA hat*

      1. The Other Kevin

        “At this point”. Hah.

    4. leon

      Bahh doesn’t go far enough. If you are white, I’m pretty sure you are a racist

    5. Chipwooder

      So Moby’s real name is Vegas? No wonder he goes by Moby.

    6. Best response is this dumbass:

      “Interesting! This is similar to Leon Trotsky work under Hitler, if you didn’t go along with his “master race” ideology, you were a racist. It’s when it started, and is being used today for the same purpose! “

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        He sounds edumacated.

  35. Rufus the Monocled

    246 comments by 9:30am?

    DON’T ANY OF YOU WORK?

    1. It’s 10:38 at night for me, this gaijintarian raughs ate you.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      I’m working coordinating insurance for my kid’s surgery because the doctor’s office is insisting they sent in the pre-authorization and the insurance has no record of it.

      BERNIE 2020

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Of course, with Bernie, she’d have the first appointment with the cardiologist in November, the appointment with the specialist in August 2020, and the surgery sometime in the summer of 2021 (if we’re lucky), but hey.

        1. But in February of 2021, you’ll be informed that the surgical center has closed and you will have to start over to get on the waiting list for another facility three states over.

        2. OneOut

          That acellerated schedule is only true if she is a party member.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            I’m a member of the Outer Party, though I’m probably going to Room 101 for sedition and associating with proles.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Good luck JB! Hope it all works out for her.

      3. Lachowsky

        I honestly dont know how much more fucked up healthcare would be if they went ahead and went full Bernie. 70 years of government intervention have made such a mess of the current system that I can sympathize with the free health care crowd.

        Of course, I dont endorse socialist healthcare. However, I see little prospects for any free market reforms in the future and fully understand why a lot of people look to the socialist solution. What we have now is fucked up as a can of worms.

        1. R C Dean

          I honestly dont know how much more fucked up healthcare would be if they went ahead and went full Bernie.

          A lot more fucked up. Combine the VA with Medicaid and eliminate any exit ramps or alternatives.

          1. -1 Charlie Gard.

          2. AlexinCT

            SOILENT GREEN!

    3. Lachowsky

      8:30 am, you provincial sheep fucker.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        HEY!

        Goats.

        Not sheep.

        GOATS.

          1. Tundra

            Way to ram that comment home, UCS!

          2. OneOut

            Your’e a baaaaaad man UCS.

          3. I don’t give a flock.

          4. R C Dean

            He was just kidding.

          5. Not Adahn

            Billy for you!

  36. Rufus the Monocled

    “Hasta la Victoria Siempre!” “Ever on to victory.”

    Grow up.

    1. leon

      It’s the best translation I’ve seen yet.

  37. Tundra

    Good morning Mr. Sharpshooter and all the sweaty Glibs!

    Thanks for providing the lynx of insanity. I thought the clown car of dems would be funny and entertaining, but I’ve already grown weary of them.

    I wish they would just go.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Good afternoon Tundra!

      1. Tundra

        I wish. Only 08:44 in God’s time zone.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      I wish they would just go.

      Good lord, where all men emaciated chicken-legged shitstains in the 80’s?

      1. No, just mucisians and backup dancers.

      2. MikeS

        The ones with drug and alcohol habits as epic as Motley Crue were.

      3. Coke and Gin diets.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    About the “You so racist!” crap:

    Let us say, for the sake of argument, I go on a computer-generated blind date with a woman who turns out to be a mixed race individual. During the course of the evening, she explains to me, in minute detail, why Elizabeth Warren is the best and brightest choice for our next President. Also, why Home Owners Associations should be mandatory, in order to preserve the character of neighborhoods.

    If I never call her again, is it because I’m a racist?

    1. No, it’s because you’re a racist misogynist of course.

    2. So, your blind date was 1023/1024ths white and 1/1024th black?

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Taking every turn possible to avoid continuity?

    3. Tundra

      Did she put out?

    4. Count Potato

      No, it’s because you called a different number.

    5. leon

      “If I never call her again, is it because I’m a racist?”

      No it’s cause your white, and that’s what makes you a racist.

    6. The Other Kevin

      You have to consult the hierarchy chart to determine that. If she has a penis, then you are a sexist misogynist, but if not, you are just racist.

    7. Suthenboy

      Race is an immutable characteristic. One does not choose their race. One does not change their race.

      Culture, politics, philosophy…all changeable. We choose those.

      “You come from a shit culture” is not racist. “If you don’t like it here GTFO” is not racist. “you are a commie shitweasel.” Is not racist.
      People are mostly dumb motherfuckers that can’t tell up from down. Race is not culture. Race is not philosophy. Race is not politics.

      1. straffinrun

        You’re right. I’ll just say that America did in fact have a horrific history with racism (as did the rest of the world). The US version certainly was in favor of whites, however you define that, and I’m glad it got challenged. Thing is, how do you know when you fought racism enough and the country is as non racist as you’re ever going to make it? How do you know when you’ve gone too far fighting racism? It’s not like the groups that formed to fight it are just going to say, “Welp, that’s about right” and pack up their tents. Whites needed to join en masse to bring an end to racism in the US and, unfortunately, non whites en masse are going to have to be the ones to say, “About now is when we can stop.”

      2. AlexinCT

        Race is an immutable characteristic. One does not choose their race. One does not change their race.

        Tell Rachel Dolezal that. She still thinks the white patriarchy got her.

    8. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      No, it’s because you’re gay.

      1. Democratic Hitler

        How can you say that? We don’t even know what she looks like yet.

        1. quarter cat/quarter penguin/half sea slug

    9. Heroic Mulatto

      If I never call her again, is it because I’m a racist?

      In order to answer this question, we need to know if you banged on the first date.

      1. commodious spittoon

        If he didn’t bang, definitely racist.

    10. R C Dean

      If I never call her again, is it because I’m a racist?

      Maybe. Does she have a nice rack?

  39. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1149822850834079747

    That’s one thing you rarely ever hear about that has been going on at the border for years and years is all the women who are raped, the rape trees, etc. Feminists completely ignore it.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Homan looked like he was ready to beat the living shit out of Garcia, he certainly asked for it.

      1. That was such a disgusting display from Garcia. Glad Homan dragged his ass hard.

        1. OneOut

          He has said that he almost/wanted to “throw a beatdown” on the rep.

    2. leon

      I’m sorry but the discourse between the chair and Mr Green is hilarious. ” I know, that’s why I’m banging”

    3. Rebel Scum

      He put a hurting on AOC as well.

    4. Heroic Mulatto

      Homan UNLOADS on him in response and then Ben Shapiro TRIGGERS Liberal by SENDING them to NAZI DEATH CAMPS using pure CONSERVATIVE LOGIC and REASONING and then ANGERS SJW by GOING on a RAMPAGE literally RAPING and MURDERING every single MINORITY within a 200 MILE RADIUS then TROLLS Libtard with TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME by licking Donald Trumps MICROPENIS of all the DRIED CUM from the CONCEPTION of Barron Trump and he ANGERS democrat by FEEDING upon the FLESH of ABORTED FETUSES and the BLOOD of EVERY single LIBTARD to literally BECOME a GOD AMONG MEN which TROLLS idiot COMMIES by OPENING the seals of HELL and CAUSING the APOCALYPSE in which the DEVIL RAPES CHILDREN and TEARS OFF the heads of Liberal TODDLERS and LITERALLY setting WOMEN’s RIGHTS BACK a THOUSAND YEARS and also Ben TRIGGERS the SOCIALISTS by RAPING the UNDEAD CORPSE of LEON TROTSKY and JOSEPH STALIN and he PISSES OFF the LEFTISTS by ESTABLISHING a NEW WORLD ORDER in which he is the SUPREME GOD EMPEROR OF ALL OF THE AMERICAS, CHINA, EUROPE, BRITAIN, TAIWAN, and THAT RANDOM ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN and MURDERS all POLITICAL DISSIDENTS within the government and then he LITERALLY summons CTHULHU and have home and the DEVIL FUCK HIM IN THE ASS while he CUMS all OVER the BOTTLE of LIBERAL TEARS and then he PRANKS AOC by IMITATING her and literally dying from the ANAL WOUNDS from Literally being FUCKED IN THE ASS by SATAN and CTHULHU and then ENRAGES the COMMIES by RAPING GOD and BECOMING the NEW ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! (LIBERALS TROLLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SJWs and FEMINISTS OWNED)

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s way more than the Twitter character limit.

      2. commodious spittoon

        But no CLOWN used as a verb?

        FAKE NEWS.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          commodious spittoon KILLED Thicc Thursdays.

          Prove me wrong.

          1. commodious spittoon

            I think it was type 2 diabetes what done it.

          2. AlexinCT

            YESSS!

      3. A Leap at the Wheel

        Engaging in the culture war makes one stupid.

        Also, you missed “DERANGED LEFTISTS” from the headline linked elsewhere in this thread.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I’ll have to compose an addendum.

      4. Not Adahn

        I think BARRON TRUMP is supposed to be in all caps.

    1. I could use a cold one right now.

  40. straffinrun

    Justice Department will not bring charge against NYPD officer in death of Eric Garner

    The Justice Department will not bring federal charges against a New York City police officer over the death of Eric Garner during a chaotic arrest that ignited nationwide protests five years ago.

    The decision, described by a person familiar with the matter who was not authorized to comment publicly, marks the end of a civil rights probe into an episode that helped turn a national spotlight on how police officers use force against minorities.

    1. leon

      “how police officers use force against minorities”

      It’s like they don’t actually want to see reform.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        They don’t. They only want to see the power of the state turned against their enemies.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      For selling loosies.

      Got that progs? He’s dead because the state of NY doesn’t get to collect their maximum taxes when someone sells individual cigarettes.

      And the copsuckers who defend that arrest/kill? Go to hell.

      1. Tundra

        Anyone who thinks that was cool is already in hell. I can’t imagine what a miserable, meaningless life they must have.

      2. Chipwooder

        Every single law in this country, no matter how petty and silly, is ultimately subject to the death penalty. That’s what the goo-goo “nudge” type of statists, the Cass Sunstein crowd, refuses to acknowledge.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          The local rag continues to portray a Republicans comments that the state police should send bachelors if they tried to arrest him as “threats”, while ignoring the governor and democratic leadership’s statements to use the state police (and prompted his statement) as just as much or more of a threat backed up by deadly force.

      3. Juvenile Bluster

        One thing I’ve learned in my travels through the internet webs is that there are copsuckers that make Dunphy look like one of us. It’s the worst, and I think they outnumber those of us who give a shit and want reform.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          What about those who suck cops in green uniforms?

          1. Forest service police?

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Fuck size limits. If I catch anything other than a pumpkinseed, I’m keeping it.

      4. Man, screw that noise.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      That sucks.

      Over….fricken loosies.

      Well, here’s where you have to hope karma kicks in for anyone and everyone who had a hand in this from the law to the death.

      1. tarran

        It wasn’t over loosies.

        It was because many months ago he had been arrested for selling loosies.

        This time around the cops had been called to break up a fight. When they arrived on scene, the fight was over and the fighters were nowhere to be seen.

        And the cops would be shit upon if they didn’t come back from being dispatched with something, so they looked around for something to do. And they saw Gardner and decided to roust him.

        He wasn’t doing anything. They basically detained him because FYTW. That’s why he told them to go fuck themselves. He wasn’t doing anything wrong.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Oh, I know the incident wasn’t about the loosies per se but it was indirectly part of the calculus. Thanks for reminding of the details which make it all the more grotesque.

    4. ron73440

      how police officers use force against minorities

      Would have made more sense with a period after force.

      Finally watched the Shaver shooting the other day.

      I was avoiding it because I kept thinking, “it can’t be as bad as they make it sound.

      I know cops have done a lot of really messed up shootings, but shooting someone crawling and begging not to be shot?

      No way you get acquitted from that one is there?”

      Holy Shit. That was murder, straight up.

      Made the mistake of having my wife watch it with me and now it haunts her, she was a little wary of cops, especially since I Opem Carry, now she might be terrified if I get stopped.

  41. The Late P Brooks
  42. MikeS

    The Kindle edition of Winston Churchill: The Era and The Man by Virginia Cowles is free right now on Amazon.

  43. Nephilium

    *sigh*

    Why do the clients insist on calling our support team for updates on issues that we’ve already told them we don’t support? I even gave the clients my direct number to prevent them from calling our tier one guys. Instead they keep calling in for updates, and asking us for information from their internal help desk.

    I guess it’s a good sign that they prefer talking to the contracted support, but we’ve got no access, no visibility, and will not have any updates. Look at the e-mail chain, that’s got all the names that we have to reach out to for updates.

    1. “That’s the helpdesk number. I’ve got it on my sticky note next to the one with my password.”

      1. Democratic Hitler

        Heh.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Log entry 755577: called contract support for updates. no new updates on issue

      “Hey boss, I’m keeping up on that issue”

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      They are grasping at straws, hoping one will hold.

      You should take it as a compliment, you are the probably the only group providing any sort of responsive support.

      That’s what happens to any IT guy at our company that helps people, the person gets hammered all the time because the users know that person will at least try.

      1. Nephilium

        I’ve seen the response times and customer service skill of some of the other groups. I don’t doubt that we’re (in general) giving faster and more courteous support (we do want to keep the contract going forward after all). Hell, I give them my direct line to give to their internal help desk if the internal help desk tries to pass the buck to another group. But I’ve given you my direct line, I’d rather you call that then try to call in another P1/P2 ticket for something we don’t support, and I’ve told you earlier today that we don’t support.

  44. Rebel Scum

    Well…

    Leftists decided to take down the U.S flag & raise a Mexican flag in its place at the Aurora ICE facility

    Anti-American politicians like @AOC have promoted this by disrespecting our flag & lying about ICE & Border Patrol agents.

    God bless our law enforcement, we support you!

    That’s a bit “law and order con” for me but WOULD.

    1. Count Potato

      Now that’s sticking it in crazy.

    2. Chipwooder

      She can salute my flagpole anytime.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      They should have raised the Pride parade and told all those detainees that they are one victim checkbox short of asylum and if they want in to start gaying it up.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Worked for Scarface.

  45. Lachowsky

    :Got that progs? He’s dead because the state of NY doesn’t get to collect their maximum taxes when someone sells individual cigarettes.”

    This really can’t be repeated enough.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Every single law in this country, no matter how petty and silly, is ultimately subject to the death penalty. That’s what the goo-goo “nudge” type of statists, the Cass Sunstein crowd, refuses to acknowledge.

    OBEY, and no harm will come to you.

  47. Pope Jimbo

    Remember that Minneapolis bar that was owned by a guy who supported David Duke that got in all sorts of trouble a couple years ago? Well it is still open and is full of nationalists. Black Nationalists! (OK, maybe just regular black people, but black nationalists is more fun).

    Upon Jäger’s resurfacing, some might’ve feared it could become a haven of right-wing racists. The opposite has come to fruition. From staff, to clientele, to music choices, to catering, Club Jäger is probably the North Loop’s most black-friendly bar, and if you come across a more surprising development in the local bar scene… keep it to yourself. We’re not ready for it.

    The writer isn’t very happy with this turn of events. How could these poor dumb black folk fall for the evil shitlord’s tricknology?

    1. R C Dean

      the North Loop’s most black-friendly bar

      Love the implication that the other bars have “No Niggers” signs out front.

  48. The Last Frontier
    Homesteaders on the margins of America

    It is like the frontier but also not like the frontier. Matt believed that many households seem to have been attracted to Colorado by the decriminalization of marijuana in 2012—­before then, only a handful of people had lived off-grid on the prairie. People commonly grow the plant themselves (legal to do in small quantities, but the allowed quantity is often exceeded), though where there’s a lot of marijuana there is something to steal, which might account for some of the pit bulls and guns I saw. And other drugs aren’t far away: stop the meth and the heroin pleads the sign outside a garden store in Alamosa. Where there are drugs there is paranoia. And in the valley, that paranoia takes a particular form: fear of the power of government manifests as a generalized kind of unease, which, I imagine, was less a feature of life on the American frontier one hundred years ago than it seems to be today.

    If the last presidential election taught me anything, it’s that journalists based in New York need to pay attention to life outside cities. And I was further intrigued by La Puente. The group runs one of the country’s oldest rural homeless shelters. Cheslock told me that more and more people who show up at the shelter, especially in winter, have been trying to live out on the prairie. In good weather, the large area between the mountain ranges has many appeals: incredible views, eagles and other wildlife, and land you can buy for a song. Five-acre lots on the prairie are typically priced at $3,000 to $5,000. (Land costs a lot more around the mountainous edges or in towns, where more people live.) But only the hardy can make it here year-round. The cheap land is almost all treeless and miles from anywhere, and the valley is famously windy. Settlers will typically have a few solar panels hooked up to batteries for basics such as lights and a refrigerator, but beyond that you need money for gasoline, you need water, and, when it gets cold, you need a reliable source of heat.

    1. pan fried wylie

      Settlers will typically have a few solar panels hooked up to batteries for basics such as lights and a refrigerator, but beyond that you need money for gasoline, you need water, and, when it gets cold, you need a reliable source of heat.

      Odd, I need that stuff to survive too and I live in town. WHYCOME AINT URVYTHING FREE??!>1

      1. Solar panels? In an area that is reliably windy? You could hook up a wind powered water well to save some of that electrical requirement. Or is it too windy for windmills? I understand they’re fragile things that have to be shut down at the slightest gust.

    2. B.P.

      The San Luis Valley is awesome.

  49. Count Potato

    “Four kids steal parent’s car and run away on 600-mile road trip

    (CNN)Four adventurous children aged between 10 and 14 packed a stolen family car with fishing rods and took off on an epic 600-mile road trip along the Australian coast, authorities have said.
    One of the children left a goodbye note for their parents before leaving for the mammoth journey, which ended several hours later when police tracked down the parked car along a highway in New South Wales, authorities told CNN.
    The kids likely shared driving responsibilities during the 930-kilometer (578-mile) trip from Rockhampton in Queensland to Grafton in New South Wales, police added, after taking a four-wheel-drive Nissan Patrol car belonging to one of their parents.
    The runaways were taken into custody at 10:40 p.m. on Sunday evening (8:40 a.m. ET) and could now face charges.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/15/australia/australia-children-steal-car-road-trip-scli-intl/index.html

    1. robc

      Simpson’s Did It.

      1. robc

        Simpsons.

        This is what I get for using those damn things.

        1. Fingers? Keyboards? Words?

          1. robc

            Those two.

            But I was referring to these thingies -> ””””””””””””””’

          2. pan fried wylie

            Just one component of the Ted Tacklebox.

    2. Charges? They made it 578 miles without having an accident, and likely had to fill the gas tank at least once. Let the parents take care of this. They’re not a threat to society.

      1. they’ve come under notice because of illegal behavior, doing drive-offs at petrol stations,” he added

        Oh.

        Theft. Rotten blighters.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          This is why I should wait to post, or I should read the fucking article, but who does that? That’s un-American.

          1. commodious spittoon

            That’s what headlines are for.

        2. straffinrun

          Worse than that. They didn’t have proper hand gear.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        WE MUST PROSECUTE OR SOCIETY COLLAPSES

        Besides, the media’s involved now and prosecutors just can’t help themselves when they might get some publicity from it.

    3. But did they buy wigs?

  50. The Late P Brooks

    fear of the power of government manifests as a generalized kind of unease, which, I imagine, was less a feature of life on the American frontier one hundred years ago than it seems to be today.

    No shit?

  51. Juvenile Bluster

    My Prime Day purchases so far: A wallet, an umbrella, and an air mattress. I’m a wild and crazy guy, what can I say?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Are you expecting to pick up hookers in the rain?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Call girls. When they’re dead they’re hookers.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      I purchased two shirts for the gym and an Agatha Christie audiobook. AMA.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Murder on the Orient Express was on sale for $5.

          1. Oh.

            Despite it’s fame, I found that to be among the most disappointing pieces she wrote. If you don’t know the ending, I won’t spoil it.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Wife has read it many times and wants to listen to it on her upcoming road trip. I will probably listen to it at some point, but I wouldn’t have gotten it just for me.

            I’m not a particular fan of mysteries outside of Sherlock Holmes (which I enjoyed for the characterization) but I figure I’ll give it a try when all my library books are on hold.

            Thanks for the no-spoilers.

          3. I can’t stand sherlock holmes because they all seem to be resolved by some piece of information drawn out of the detective’s rectum at the conclusion rather than presented at time of discovery, preventing me from actually solving the mystery.

          4. Not Adahn

            Murder By Death hammered that criticism.

            Honestly, not terrible for a 1970s made-for-TV movie.

    3. commodious spittoon

      I bought a pair of wireless earbuds which I expect I’ll hate.

      1. Tundra

        Which kind? I tried the ‘true wireless’ type and hated them, so went back to Jaybird. I like to be able to hang them around my neck.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Something like these. I think I’ll be in your shoes when they arrive, but I see them all over so I figured I’d give them a shot.

          1. Tundra

            I think it depends how you use them. I found I was not capable of leaving them in all the time, even at the gym. I lose stuff too often, as well.

    4. Brett L

      Upgraded to the latest Garmin Vivoactive for the wife and I. I think our current ones are 4 years old, and we love them, but I wanted the integrated heartrate monitor. They were half-price yesterday, so it was a good strategic purchase.

  52. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. You know why we love immigrants/refugees in the US? Because they are so grateful.

    Amazon, in the statement, said the company already provides many of the aspects that protesters are demanding — including employment opportunities, good paying jobs and competitive health care benefits.

    “On average, 90 percent of Amazon associates at the Shakopee fulfillment center are full-time Amazon employed,” an Amazon spokesperson said in the statement. “Year-to-date, over 100 temporary associates have converted to full-time Amazon positions. Just this last week, more than 30 were offered Amazon roles.”

    But Safiyo doesn’t see those benefits as that important when low-skilled workers are overworked with limited employment security. “Amazon tells the public that we have jobs opportunities and better pay,” said Safiyo, who said she is paid $19.25 an hour.

    “That doesn’t mean anything if you’re mistreated; it doesn’t mean anything if your employer doesn’t respect you.”

    It is a crying shame we snatched her from the life of Riley in a refugee camp in Kenya and forced her to work for an evil corporation.

    1. Chipwooder

      So she makes $19.25 to work in a warehouse, a job which takes no particular skills or abilities…..and somehow she’s oppressed?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Her employer doesn’t RESPECT her!!!!!!!

        1. commodious spittoon

          Not after this stunt, for sure.

        2. Fourscore

          In the morning?

      2. Suthenboy

        She is a grifter. Amazon should fire her. She is poison.

        1. “We didn’t fire you, we just scheduled you for zero hours a week.”

      3. Nephilium

        Hell, Tier 1 help desk around here starts at around $15/hour. But we should make sure to set a national minimum wage, no harm can come of it.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Are we going to pretend that the 19th Century labor movement wasn’t mostly composed of Jews, various “Hunkies”, Italians, Germans, and other 1st gen. immigrants?

      1. commodious spittoon

        Only because industrialists were too racist to hire anyone swarthier than Mediterranean tanned.

      2. wdalasio

        Because the 19th Century labor movement was all about complaining that $40k per year was insufficient and that they didn’t have a prayer space. Not to mention their heroic role in insisting that putting 260 items away per hour was just too demanding.

        Sorry, HM, but these folks are Exhibit A for Amazon automating the entire process here.

        1. I mean, who can possibly pack 4.3 items per minute? That’s like, a whole 13 seconds per item.

          /sarc, in case it wasn’t obvious.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          That’s a non sequitur. I’m not saying their cause is justified, I’m criticizing the ideas that a) this behavior is somehow tied to the cultures of modern immigrant populations, and b) immigrants lose their freedom of conscience in exchange for the right to be here.

          If your first reaction is “go back!” as opposed to “you’re wrong because…”, you’re being a shithead.

          1. Stillhunter

            I’m not sure “go back” is the first reaction for most, but I agree. I think it is simply an inelegant way of reminding folks that whatever crap they (we) have to deal with here is still much better than many places on this planet.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            I’m not sure “go back” is the first reaction for most

            Regardless of what CNN tells us, it isn’t.

          3. R C Dean

            I’m criticizing the ideas that a) this behavior is somehow tied to the cultures of modern immigrant populations,

            Its not. Its immigrants being used as useful idiots by crypto-Marxist assholes.

            and b) immigrants lose their freedom of conscience in exchange for the right to be here.

            They are certainly free to believe what they want; I don’t think anyone has said otherwise. And we are free to mock and criticize their beliefs. I see no reason why the response “If your job is so horrible, why don’t you just quit?” is out of line.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            I see no reason why the response “If your job is so horrible, why don’t you just quit?” is out of line.

            It isn’t.

          5. Pope Jimbo

            I don’t think that I suggested they go back. I think my point was that these refugees weren’t being very grateful for us taking them out of a camp in Kenya.

            Most of these people were supposed to be refugees that were going to go back. However, any time we mildly mention that the earthquake in El Salvador was 13 years ago and maybe it is time to go back the refugees and their advocates freak out. Ditto for Liberia and Somalia.

            If the tax payers are going to get screwed constantly on the refugee deal, then they might be forgiven for not being so trusting next time they are told that the state is rolling out the welcome mat for more refugees.

      3. Stillhunter

        I recall them fighting for the very things this person has. Not some nebulous idea of respect, since trading a fair days pay for a fair days work with reasonably safe working conditions was all the “respect” they needed.

        1. My employers don’t respect me, but my paycheck still clears every two weeks. If that second part ever changes, you bet your ass I’m not showing up any more.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          No one ever told the Wobblies that.

          1. Stillhunter

            Socialists gonna socialist…

      4. Gadfly

        Are we going to pretend that the 19th Century labor movement wasn’t mostly composed of Jews, various “Hunkies”, Italians, Germans, and other 1st gen. immigrants?

        In other words, high levels of immigration from socialist countries make the new country more socialist. Doesn’t exactly inspire one to put out the welcome mat.

    3. Suthenboy

      Actually we do love immigrants…if they have skills and a decent work ethic…if they aren’t criminals.

      The commies can stay in their shitholes. We don’t want them. Fuck them.

      1. Sean

        QFT.

        One of our best employees is a legal immigrant. Hard working and respected by his coworkers, including the MAGA crowd.

  53. Count Potato

    “The idea that an economic system untethered to any ethical or moral consideration – then given virtual control of our government – leads to anything other than societal disaster is a foolish illusion that’s already created rampant pain and dysfunction for both people and planet.”

    https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1151109850870325248

    1. wdalasio

      an economic system untethered to any ethical or moral consideration

      Tell me about it. The rise of government intervention in the economy, of literally using the threat of death or being thrown in a cage, to induce social cooperation, has got to be one of the bigger moral failures of our time. It should be a source of grave concern for anyone who considers himself a moral person.

      Oh, wait, that’s not what you meant?

    2. I think Williamson is my favorite Dem candidate.

    3. R C Dean

      an economic system untethered to any ethical or moral consideration

      Good thing free market capitalism isn’t untethered, etc., based as it is on personal responsibility for the risks you take and the rewards you reap, and personal agency for the decisions you make.

  54. wdalasio

    That’s what the goo-goo “nudge” type of statists, the Cass Sunstein crowd, refuses to acknowledge.

    As I grow older and more curmudgeonly, the more I wonder if they perfectly well understand it and are just fine with it.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Omelet —-> Eggs

    2. straffinrun

      Of course they get it. It’s money and power. People don’t just stumble into a combination of both of those.

    3. Thaler and Sunstein claim to be “libertarian”

      I offer that their “nudge” concepts are less authoritarian than what more progressives would choose, but I would not classify them as libertarians.

      1. R C Dean

        The soft “nudgers” are willfully blind to the fact that, once you say the Almighty State can nudge you to do something, you have no grounds left for saying the Almighty State can’t punish you if you don’t.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    So she makes $19.25 to work in a warehouse, a job which takes no particular skills or abilities…..and somehow she’s oppressed?

    She has to take things from shelves and put them into baskets!

    Don’t you get it? It’s just like slavery.

    1. My wife used to make that kind of money reading chromosome cases for cancer patients but now she’s been promoted.

  56. straffinrun

    Federal magistrate says Jewish woman should get $14 million from neo-Nazi who orchestrated troll-storm

    Tanya Gersh sued Andrew Anglin in 2017 after she and her family experienced years of harassment and intimidation because Anglin published her name and contact information on his website, the Daily Stormer, and urged readers to contact her.

    Scumbag. $14 million though?

    1. commodious spittoon

      Now do Buzzfeed and Carpe Donktum.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Twitter would be bankrupt tomorrow

    2. Chipwooder

      I remember that story. Anglin is a scumbag, yes, but the backstory was kind of hinky. The woman was trying to organize protests at a building owned by Richard Spencer’s mother to pressure her into selling it to this woman from the lawsuit.

      1. Chipwooder

        Also, whenever I read this:

        The Southern Poverty Law Center brought the case to court on Gersh’s behalf.

        I immediately get suspicious.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        That’s what the mother claims, yes.

        1. Chipwooder

          This was what she told CNN:

          Gersh says she warned Sherry Spencer about looming protests at the building in Whitefish, a Montana town of 7,300 where both women live.

          Gersh says she advised Spencer to disavow the views of her son, including that the United States is a country for white people. She says she offered to sell Spencer’s property as a way of defusing tensions in town. Gersh suggested Spencer donate money to a human rights group.

          I find that story to be rather curious, myself. She’s claiming she was getting involved in this to “defuse tensions”. To me, that’s fairly implausible. Doesn’t mean she deserved to have the Stormfront goons after her, and I shed no tears for Anglin, but I don’t buy that she was just some noble good Samaritan.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            No, I agree. I’m saying that there are two narratives here.

          2. commodious spittoon

            There’s only room for one narrative in this town.

            *clobbers other narrative with u-lock*

    3. Trollstorm is an underrated Finnish epic, IMHO.

  57. Is It Okay to Laugh at Florida Man?
    What it’s like to go viral as one of the Internet’s biggest memes — and the moral complications of laughing along.

    At its most comical, the Florida Man phenomenon encapsulates the wildness of both America and the Internet. At its most salacious, it’s a social-media update on the true-crime TV of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” and the gallows humor of tabloid headlines. At its most insensitive, Florida Man profits by punching down at the homeless, drug-addicted or mentally ill. Florida Man has become an American folk hero with all the contradictions of his predecessors, who, from John Henry to Buffalo Bill, were always a mix of what Hatfield calls the “half of what happened” and “half of what didn’t.” What those old folk tales and our new viral memes have in common is that they tend to reveal more about the kind of stories we want to share than the people they’re ostensibly about.

    I’ve laughed at headlines like “Florida Man Arrested for Calling 911 After His Cat Was Denied Entry Into Strip Club.” I’ve gawped at stories like “Florida Man Removes Facial Tattoos With Welding Grinder.” But over the years I’ve also started to get a queasy feeling of complicity when I click on headlines that play up the quirks of horrific crimes for Web traffic, like “A Florida Man Beat His Daughter For 40 Minutes While Listening To Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines,’ ” a 101-word BuzzFeed story that found room to tastelessly embed the supermodel-studded music video.

    This past April, I set out to meet a few Florida Men behind the clickbait and answer some questions, like: Is Florida Man a hero, a villain or a victim? And is it still okay to laugh along?

    Florida Man is a microcosm of the way so many of us are struggling with the ethics of how to behave on the Internet, and how easily an ironic joke can begin to feel like freak-show mockery.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Florida Man is the new victimhood identity group.

    2. commodious spittoon

      Taking moral inventory is a sure-fire way to get the big belly laughs.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Maybe the secret isn’t to try to foster ever more granular sensitivies for these things. Maybe the secret is to recognize how backward and narcissistic that is, and to quit imagining that everything is implicated in everything else. Maybe the secret is to recognize that humans are fallible, nuanced creatures, that our egos often outpace our intellects, that misinterpreting or overinterpreting benign or harmless expressions to ferret out malice does not in fact smooth out the wrinkles of society, it makes us a more contemptible and contemptuous species, bitterer and suspicious, like a Soviet apartment full of NKVD informants.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          *furiously takes notes*

          This will be great material for my handler. I might even get a day off from reporting.

    3. leon

      ” And is it still okay to laugh along”

      That sounds like a personal choice. Please stop lecturing me.

  58. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Go back to where you came from

    I think we’re going to start seeing a lot more of this. We’re now seeing a plethora of XYZ hyphenated Americans with no interest of assimilation. I realize immigrants retained their home country culture in the past, but their offspring always integrated. Now their offspring are being taught not to integrate because diversity is strength instead of recognizing that it causes strife and reduces cohesion in a community.

    I’ve never understood the hyphenated American thing. It seems like something a legit racist majority would enact to ensure immigrants stay second class citizens.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      In Canada that shit is encouraged. Except Quebec. There they want it to be in French.

    2. Rhywun

      “their offspring are being taught not to integrate”

      I don’t think that phenomenon is as widespread as it may appear in the media. Yes, the political and education establishments are doing a lot of that but from what I see on the ground in my city that has rather a lot of immigrants, they are largely integrating just fine on their own.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        To be fair, I think different people have different ideas about what “integration” means. Living in a city like NYC increases one’s tolerance for ambiguity, I believe. I know some people here in NH who would absolutely lose their shit if I dropped them off in the middle of Flushing and they couldn’t read a single storefront sign. For some people, integration merely means you live your life and get along with others, but for others, it means, you start wearing khakis and polo shirts, consume mayonnaise, and drive a Econbox “crossover”.

        1. Tundra

          For some people, integration merely means you live your life and get along with others…

          I think this is the vast, but quiet, majority.

        2. pistoffnick

          “consume mayonnaise”

          It is artisinal, I’ll have you know!

          1. Tundra

            HM is a racist.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            No, I’m rac-y.

            There’s a difference.

          3. Tundra

            So confusing…

        3. Not Adahn

          If you don’t consume mayonnaise, you can’t consume devilled eggs.

          Check-MATE!

        4. Rhywun

          I think (?) all businesses are required to have English somewhere in their signage.

          Here is a typical example in Flushing:
          https://www.google.com/maps/@40.7633328,-73.831083,3a,75y,340.87h,88.95t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sEC2PltlDYo8qMarhq2nQwg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

          1. The Sign store was a great pick.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Most signs do have English, but many don’t. 1 facing the other way of 1

          3. Rhywun

            IIRC the law is in place so that emergency services can find them in case their building is on fire or something. But yeah, it’s not something I hear about being enforced.

        5. Not Adahn

          Isn’t Flushing filled with white hipsters looking for “authentic” Chinese food?

          1. Why do you think they put up the signs in Chinese? It’s part of the illusion sold to the customers.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Authentic dim sum is passe, it’s now all about the Korean part of Flushing.

          3. AlexinCT

            Korean womenz moan just like their Chinese and Japanese counter parts… It’s a thing.

          4. Rhywun

            Flushing is about as non-hipster as it gets. Or it was until very recently, if all the new condos going up in that street view are any indication.

        6. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’m fine with it meaning “a belief in negative rights”.

    3. Rebel Scum

      I’ve never understood the hyphenated American thing.

      Me neither. An English teacher I had in high school once went on a spiel about how wonderful it is that we are all hyphen Americans. Even then I thought “Why can’t we just be Americans?”. I don’t go around calling myself Ukrainian (and other various Euro whatevers that are in my bloodline)-American despite being descendant from people who lived there and immigrated.

      1. Tundra

        I identify as Mutt-American.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Now their offspring are being taught not to integrate because diversity is strength instead of recognizing that it causes strife and reduces cohesion in a community.

    “Why y’all act so white?”

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Western Civilization is evil. Commonly held truths and notions of human decency and dignity which supercede skin color steal power from the tribalists.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Last I heard, The Communist Manifesto, The Manifesto of the Italian Fasci of Combat , Agrarian Justice, the Paris Commune, and the First International were all products of Western Civilization.

      1. Urthona

        So was Harry Potter though. Evens out.

        1. Tundra

          *applauds*

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          You’re only helping me here, you realize.

          1. AlexinCT

            Exactly!

        3. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Dude, you’re not helping.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    from what I see on the ground in my city that has rather a lot of immigrants, they are largely integrating just fine on their own.

    I sincerely hope that’s true.

  62. Tundra

    Some people are so stupid I can’t believe that they are able to breathe without help.

    More student loan borrowers carry six-figure balances

    Elisha Bokman has been out of school for eight years. Still, her student loan balance is half a million dollars.

    Today, for her doctorate degree in naturopathic medicine and master’s in acupuncture from Bastyr University, she owes $499,322.69.

    There’s more:

    Rebecca Grable loves her job as a pharmacy manager at Walgreens. But to study at the University of Oklahoma to become a doctor of pharmacy, she borrowed more than $310,000, and said the debt has limited her options. A few years ago, when she tried to buy a car, she said, more than 11 banks denied her a loan.

    “I feel like I’m stuck under it,” Grable, 27, said.

    Balancing other bills is a challenge. “I just never imagined being a professional who still lives paycheck to paycheck,” she said.

    I’m speechless.

    1. I’m getting the impression that “Pharmacy manager” is not the same as “Pharmacist”, and “Doctor of Pharmacy” might not be the same either.

      As for the acupuncturist, I mean, you really need a population of believers before you can sell them services.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Trials and Tripps can correct me if I’m wrong, but from what I understand, a Pharm.D. is the entry level degree you need to be a pharmacist, be it of the hospital or drug store type.

        1. Urthona

          Which is actually a decent career, but one that can be started without a half million dollar debt most likely.

          1. Tundra

            My father was a retail pharmacist. It was and is an excellent and high paying career – but quite a lot of school. This chick must have borrowed every damn dime.

            And I’ll bet anything she did a “study abroad”, too.

          2. AlexinCT

            And changed majors a bunch of times too…

          3. To be fair, our aspiring pharmacist only has $310k.

            But yeah, looking it up, the Doctor of Pharmacy is the prerequisite for getting licenced as a Pharmacist in the US.

            So if she sticks it out for a few more years, she should be able to make a dent into that debt.

            I think her problem is wanting it all now.

          4. R C Dean

            UCS is correct – credentialism has infected pharmacy licensing as well. The Pharm.D. is a terminal degree, then you sit for an exam. A lot like a JD and a law license, only I think the pharmacists have some kind of residency or apprenticeship requirement which may be part of the degree program, or may come after, not sure.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        Pharmacy manager should be making good money. Perhaps she hasn’t passed a state license test to become a full pharmacist?

        Bokman’s and Grable’s financial records were reviewed by CNBC.

        Borrowers with huge balances should make a budget to get their spending under control, Kantrowitz said: “It’s a good idea to assign each expense to a category like ‘need’ versus ‘want.’”

        CNBC is being very polite here, I think.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Still, her student loan balance is half a million dollars.

      *blinks*

      I, uhhh…..

      1. Semi-Spartan Dad

        Insanity. Doctor of naturopathic medicine… you could get an actual MD from a private school for half that.

        1. Urthona

          What the fuck is naturopathic?

          1. Scamming aging hippies out of funds for imagined ailments via placebo treatments.

    3. Urthona

      I need to read this chick’s dissertation.

    4. leon

      “I just never imagined being a professional who still lives paycheck to paycheck”

      Living paycheck to paycheck isn’t about how much money you earn.

      1. Cut spending and live within her means?

        The horror.

      2. MikeS

        …or whether you are white collar or blue collar.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Cripes, my business loan/renovations put me in that neighbourhood but I can manage it because the business is viable. /keeps fingers crossed.

      But putting down that kind of coin on an education that may not render a salary or return to pay that off is high risk. That’s bigger than an average mortgage which takes, traditionally, 20-25 years to pay off.

      1. MikeS

        It’s 4 times the size of my mortgage.

        1. More than six times mine.

          /cheapass house.

        2. R C Dean

          That’s pretty close to what I still owe on mine, which is a fifteen year mortgage that is already paying down principal at twice the amount of interest owed.

    6. A Leap at the Wheel

      Pharmacists are well and truly fucked. They can easily make $150k a year within a few years of graduating, which, if they stay off the hedonic treadmill, they could use to pay off $300k in four years.

      But they are still tuck in quite possibly the worst job in medicine: 50% of it is dealing with the public in a retail environment, and 50% of it is dealing with insurance companies.

      Its easy to say “stay of the hedonic treadmill” but a lot of people who go into the profession come from an upper class upbringing. They have a really hard time staying off the treadmill for another half decade after living like a monk to get through school.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Why bother making anything other than the minimum payment when Democrats are stumbling over each other promising more lavish forgiveness schemes? No doubt there will be talk of reparations for debt holders before long. Forgiving debts isn’t enough to make them whole, no, they deserve compensation for the burden of having lived under the crushing debt that freely agreed to take out and lived off for years.

    7. “doctorate degree in naturopathic medicine and master’s in acupuncture from Bastyr University”

      Holy shit.

    8. R C Dean

      But to study at the University of Oklahoma to become a doctor of pharmacy, she borrowed more than $310,000,

      A state university? I’d have to check, but I would bet that you can get all the way to the end of that program in 7 years (4 undergrad, 1 master’s, 2 doctorate). That would be borrowing around $45K a year. Out of state tuition is less than $25K/year in 2019, and would have been less when she was in school. IN-state tuition is less than $12K/year.

      So what the hell was she spending all that money on, anyway?

      1. Not Adahn

        Yeah, that’s a complete lie. I applied to the Pharma D. program, it was nowhere near that bad.

        Though the last year (residency) would have been a big financial hit.

        1. Not Adahn

          And nobody goes to OU for that, they go to SWOSU

        2. R C Dean

          Yeah, that’s a complete lie.

          I believe she borrowed that much. I just wonder what she spent it on, because I don’t see how she could have spent it on school.

    9. Not Adahn

      Bastyr University. With Campuses in San Diego and Seattle.

      Accreditation. Bastyr University is accredited by the Northwest Commission on Colleges and Universities (NWCCU) as an institution that can grant undergraduate degrees. … The university is a member of the American Association of Naturopathic Medical Colleges and Council of Colleges of Acupuncture and Oriental Medicine.

      At least it’s not one of those evil FOR PROFIIT UNIVERSITEES!

    10. Lachowsky

      My cousin just went 3/4 of a million in the hole to buy a plot of land and build Turkey houses on it. He expects to make money, but if he doesn’t, he is still on the hook for it.

      There ain’t no free lunches honey. If you plan on sinking that kind of money into something, you best be damn sure its profitable.

      1. He at least sounds like he has a business plan and a product to sell that could cover the debt.

        Ms. Natruppathy doesn’t.

        1. Lachowsky

          As long as he manages them right, he will end up doing just fine. Turkey is big business around here.

          Personally, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night knowing I owed that much money, but I’m extremely debt averse.

      2. Not Adahn

        I’m guessing it’s near Istanbul?

        1. Tundra

          Constantinople.

          1. ChipsnSalsa

            Not your business.

      3. ron73440

        I feel dumb, I was trying to figure out if you meant turn key, or if it was a style of house.

        1. Lachowsky

          I guess it technically is a kind of house…

          I think of it more as a concentration camp for turkeys headed to the death camps though.

          1. R C Dean

            He should put an “Arbeit Macht Frei” sign over the entrance.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe the secret is to recognize how backward and narcissistic that is, and to quit imagining that everything is implicated in everything else. Maybe the secret is to recognize that humans are fallible, nuanced creatures, that our egos often outpace our intellects, that misinterpreting or overinterpreting benign or harmless expressions to ferret out malice does not in fact smooth out the wrinkles of society, it makes us a more contemptible and contemptuous species, bitterer and suspicious, like a Soviet apartment full of NKVD informants.

    *Sternly points toward exit*

  64. The Late P Brooks

    So if she sticks it out for a few more years, she should be able to make a dent into that debt.

    I think her problem is wanting it all now.

    One of her college classmates sent her a selfie from the beach in Tahiti, and she wants to go. Not Fair.

    1. Urthona

      She can actually have it all now with the amazing taste of Diet Dr. Pepper.

      Just saying.

  65. MikeS

    Should the Moon Landing Site Be a National Historic Landmark?

    But how to preserve and protect human artifacts on the moon? In 1999, the anthropologist Beth O’Leary, with the Lunar Legacy Project, proposed that Tranquility Base become a National Historic Landmark. As a first step, the group of archaeologists, curators, and physicists documented artifacts in Tranquility Base for a preliminary archaeological site plan. However, when O’Leary approached NASA, she was rebuffed: “taking steps to preserve it would be perceived as a U.S. claim of sovereignty over the Moon,” according to Roger Launius, a former NASA chief historian.

    All attempts to protect sites on the moon have to grapple with space law. At the height of the Space Race, in 1967, the Outer Space Treaty was drafted, ratified, and came into force. “Both the United States and the Soviet Union feared that the other nation would claim sovereignty over a celestial body such as the moon, place weapons there, and exclude the other from those same privileges by virtue of being first,” Kyle Ellis writes in the Fordham Environmental Law Review. The treaty prohibits states from owning territory on the moon. “Space junk,” however, continues to belong to the state that sent the craft or equipment into space.

    This leaves space custodians with a conundrum, writes Capelotti (the anthropologist). “If the U.S. owns the archaeological remains of Apollo 11 but not the ground underneath it, how to protect the former without disturbing the latter? Does America own Neil Armstrong’s famous first footprints on the Moon but not the lunar dust in which they were recorded?”

    1. The treaty was signed with the soviets.

      The soviets are gone.

      Annex the moon.

      1. R C Dean

        This. We have already taken the first step when we planted our flag on it. Next up would be a permanent base, capable of defending itself from invaders.

    2. Rebel Scum

      “Both the United States and the Soviet Union feared that the other nation would claim sovereignty over a celestial body such as the moon, place weapons there, and exclude the other from those same privileges by virtue of being first,”

      Seeing how the Soviet Union no longer exists and our flag is the only one on it, the moon is ours.

      1. Don’t stand on that ground, the flag has been bleached white by decades of exposure to unfiltered sunlight.

        1. MikeS

          So the French own it?

        2. commodious spittoon

          OMFG

          WHITE

          NASHUNALISM

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            The dark side of the moon is still free.

            Except for the Chinese invaders.

          2. Tundra

            Most overrated album ever. The Chinese can have it.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            Are we talking about The Dark Side of the Moon or Chinese Democracy? Because, either way, yes.

          4. Not Adahn

            *thinks about dropping gloves*
            *takes another bong hit instead*

          5. commodious spittoon

            They took the base from the Nazis?

        3. Gadfly

          Thus the need for the new moon mission (2024?), to place a more durable flag up there and go ahead and claim the thing.

          1. R C Dean

            With all the private launch capacity, I wonder if we could get there faster than five years. Several (?) launches to preposition material and supplies, and then send up some people.

            Unfortunately, the treaty was signed by a bunch of countries, not just us and the Soviets. As I think about it, I would just as soon leave the treaty in place, as it essentially creates a stateless zone. Naturally, sooner or later the states will disregard the treaty and start demanding control. but no need to hurry the process along.

          2. Lachowsky

            I was hoping to one day move to ancapistan on the moon.

            Let’s keep the states at bay if at all possible.

    3. Rhywun

      If there ever is another “space race” I think we’ll find out in short order how much the paper that treaty was written on is worth.