Thursday Morning Links

Good morning my sassy scamps!  And what a glorious morning it is to those enjoying a day off at home due to the POLAR VORTEX!!!  I’m in one of the brown parts of the map.  We have a high of 60 in Houston today.

 

POLAR VORTEX deaths.

 

All this polar vortexing gives a great opportunity for conservatives to harp on global warming.

 

 

Police release images of “persons of interest” regarding the case of the actor who claims to have been attacked at 2am in the middle of a POLAR VORTEX in the middle of Chicago by MAGA dudes.  Twitter is on the case.

 

Rand Paul is awarded $580,000 from neighbor over ass beating he took.

 

 

Ariana Grande fixes misspelled tattoo after online mockery.

 

 

 

Why New York Post, why?

 

That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Comments

538 responses to “Thursday Morning Links”

  1. PieInTheSky

    All this polar vortexing gives a great opportunity for conservatives to harp on global warming. – ehm aktchually it is climate disruption

    1. Not Adahn

      I don’t know if you saw it last night Pie, but here is what American children are taught about Romania:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

      1. PieInTheSky

        droll

      2. leon

        Clicked thinking it might be slightly educational… Need to wake up.

      3. I once wrote a parody song called ‘Funky Cold Ceausescu’ but I can’t remember anything about it.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      *in best holier than thou, patronizing tone*

      Weather and climate aren’t the same thing, you know.

      1. WTF

        Except of course when it’s hot in the summer.

      2. Viking1865

        One of my first forays into AGW zealotry involved me repeatedly trying to get some warmist cultist to admit that long term temperature trends were made up of hundreds of daily temperature readings.

        So yeah, if your models can’t predict 2019 weather given the records 1919-1980, then no, the model isn’t predictive. He just kept insisting that they”adjusted for all that”. Basically “It’s science bro, I just trust the scientists.”

        1. AlexinCT

          Re-li-gion…

      3. Bobarian LMD

        Weather is cold and climate is hot.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Ariana Grande fixes misspelled tattoo after online mockery. – we will need feedback from the Japan based glibs on this one

    1. straffinrun

      Meh. Just bad luck for her that those two kanji meant “cooking stove”. 七 does mean “seven” and 輪 means “ring”. She tried to correct it by adding 指 which means “finger”. That looks even more bizarre to me.

      1. straffinrun

        I get what she was trying to do. 指輪 means ring but you shouldn’t cut off pairs of kanji and continue on the top of the next line when writing vertically.

        IOW.



        (の)

        OK. Regardless, she should stop while she’s behind.

        1. Tejicano

          And I wonder if she was intending to write “7 rings” as in the jewelry type of ring or some more like the “ring” as in “ring around the roses”. And of course the word for “ring” as in “ring a bell” is something else altogether. They are all spelled the same in English but are not the same in Japanese. What she did write (well, kinda did after “fixing” it) was the jewelry kind of ring.

          1. straffinrun

            The research would entail listening to her song, and I’m not doing that.

          2. Rhywun

            Wise man.

          3. Sensei

            I posted this in the evening links while you were headed off to work.

            Sadly, I DID try to figure it out by looking at the lyrics. No clue…

            I was trying to figure out what kind of ring she was talking about. Ring shaped or ring on your finger. Based on the article and her response – it would be ring shaped.

          4. Tejicano

            Ha ha ha! So now her “correction” is wrong too since it is trying to refer to jewelry.

          5. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Too damn complicated…

          6. straffinrun

            My wife tells me now that it’s fine to split kanji up. I don’t care. I still don’t like it.

      2. PieInTheSky

        how long it took you to learn all those characters?

        1. straffinrun

          Too long, but I’m a dummy. 10 years to be able to read the paper relatively easily.

        2. Sensei

          I’m 8 plus years in and only know about 800 to 1,000 characters. A Japanese HS graduate is required to know a bit over 2,000, but most know more. A literate adult can read 8,000+.

          Problem is smart phones are impacting literacy – many people have significant trouble remembering how to write anything slightly obscure.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        Show off.

        Now draw a stick person in Japanese.

          1. AlexinCT

            There is a reason that Chris Rock skit about if a guy could live in a cardboard box and still get hawt chicks, that we would still be living in caves resonates…

    2. Drake

      Why is she putting permanent doodles on her hands?

    3. Between you, the Nippon based Glibs, Canadians and Glibs all over the US – ain’t it grand?

      1. Not Adahn

        We need more Messicans.

        1. Los Doyers

          ¡A sus ordenes!

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          What?

          1. Not Adahn

            Don’t get me wrong, you do good work. But… you’re hardly Salma Hayek are you?

          2. AlexinCT

            Nods…

          3. Bobarian LMD

            Ass, Grass, or Mexicans.

            Nobody rides for free?

      2. Nephilium

        Don’t forget our Antipodean members.

        1. *smacks forehead*

          Indeed, we need the reverse whirlpool version of things!

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        THERE ARE OTHER CANADIANS? I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UDVlHlPl_k

      4. Between you, the Nippon based Glibs, Canadians and Glibs all over the US – ain’t it Grande?

        Fixed?

    4. Tonio

      I’ve never understood all those people getting tattoos using characters which they do not themselves read.

      1. Not Adahn

        If you can read them, they are just words. If you can’t read them, they are symbols imbued with meaning. Possibly magic.

        1. Well…you, of all impeccably dressed rats, would know!

        2. Rasilio

          So you are saying that she should have gotten it done in Elvish script?

          1. MikeS

            Like a quote from “Jailhoush Rock”?

        3. Endless Mike

          That only works if it’s in Elvish… Maybe Klingon, I don’t know.

    5. Tejicano

      I’ve seen worse but this is pretty stupid. She doesn’t have the faintest idea what those characters mean, just thinks they look cool.

      I really don’t think people should do this unless they have a pretty good grasp of the language. To me it signals that the wearer doesn’t fully grasp that this is a different language with a completely different cultural reference. You would think they would – at the very least – pass it by a number of native speakers before getting the tattoo to see what they say. It’s not like they are hard to find.

      1. straffinrun

        pass it by a number of native speakers before getting the tattoo to see what they say.

        I wouldn’t try it without doing that first either.

        1. Nephilium

          If it’s written in foreign, it’s exotic. If it’s written in your everyday language, it’s just pedestrian.

        2. prolefeed

          And make sure that said native speakers aren’t pranksters with a wicked sense of humor.

      2. invisible finger

        “just thinks they look cool.”

        More like thinks it’s multi-culti cred.

        1. Tejicano

          “Hey! I’m so talented I can make myself look stupid in more than one language!”

      3. Sensei

        Plus you’d want to pay attention to the “font”. Part of what makes kanji interesting and artistic is how the character flows and the “brush” lifts from stroke to stroke.

        1. Enough About Palin

          That’s one fuck of a euphemism!

      4. commodious spittoon

        To be honest, “it looks cool” strikes me as more sensible than “it means something significant, if you know the language, which I don’t, but I know what it means.” Would you want it printed on you if it’s in English? Then you wanted it because it looks cool. Maybe I’ll get the symbol for my favorite pad thai dish from my favorite Asian fusion place. It’s “31.”

      5. It’s like listening to a song in a foreign language – it can sound more insightful because you can’t understand the words. I used to listen to Spanish and French punk/oi music, which sounded way better than their English equivalent.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFRliJot4Vc

      6. Enough About Palin

        I remember Brittany Spears getting a Japanese character tattoo. She thought it translated as Unique, but in reality, it translated into Strange.

      7. I have a vague memory of a girl who had a bunch of kanji characters tattooed on her arm being stopped by an old Chinese man, who wanted to know “…why you have ‘chicken fried rice on your arm?”

        She replied, “No, these mean peace, love and hope!”

        The Chinese man said “No, that say chicken fried rice!”

        As I remember it turned out some cheap tattoo artist had been copying stuff out of a menu.

        Anyone else remember that?

        1. The Bearded Hobbit

          Daughter #2 got some characters tattooed on her lower back that she claimed meant her name. I told her, “I looked it up and it means ‘Kick Me’”

    1. PieInTheSky

      I see no cars in that tweet

  3. PieInTheSky

    Good morning my sassy scamps! And what a glorious morning it is to those enjoying a day off at home due to the POLAR VORTEX!!! I’m in one of the brown parts of the map. We have a high of 60 in Houston today. – unfortunately it looks like another excessively warm February for Bucharest. The high today is 6 Correct degrees and it will reach 14 next week. Hopefully not more than one week.

    1. Subwoofer

      The only correct way to measure temperature is in Kelvin.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Rand Paul is awarded $580,000 from neighbor over ass beating he took.

    Something tells me he will donate most, if not all, of it to a worthy cause (like IJ) which will prove to the progressive fringe he deserved that assault.

    1. Drake

      I think he’s still making donations to doctors for his surgeries.

      1. leon

        Huh… I thought he’d get that Doctor-brotherhood discount.

        1. Tonio

          He might also have to be extra-scrupulous about accepting freebies / discounts because he’s a Senator.

          1. Or just a generous guy (unusual in a Senator, I know!)

          2. leon

            I’ve seen Mr Smith Goes to Washington. All Senators are some of the most generous beings in government. Constantly showering their constituents with that sweet, sweet, government cheese.

          3. Democratic Hitler

            He might also have to be extra-scrupulous about accepting freebies / discounts because he’s a Senator.

            LOL

          4. Democratic Hitler

            Oh, you meant because he’s an unpopular senator. There could be some truth to that I suppose.

    2. The Last American Hero

      I’d buy a whole lot of pumpkin seeds with it if I were him.

    1. Fourscore

      You’re not fooling me, that’s Groucho with no mustache. If its Ms Ginsburg then she is skiing incognito in CO.

    2. Slammer

      I demand Proof of Life.

      1. 911: Car 57, we have a Wellbeing Check called in…

      2. straffinrun

        Stool sample?

        1. Not Adahn

          I thought it was referred to as a “bench.”

          1. straffinrun

            That doesn’t even warrant a response.

          2. OH NO YOU DON’T!

            *narrows gaze*

          3. Jarflax

            Why are you trying to bar this?

          4. Gustave Lytton

            It just encourages a full court press.

      3. WTF

        The left will do a Weekend at Bernie’s with her corpse as long as they need to in order to avoid Trump picking her replacement.

        1. Rebel Scum

          They can’t hold out forever. She is clearly not well enough to do the job. She should step down or be impeached. In the meantime I will be stocking up on popcorn for the Amy Barrett (///milf) hearings.

  5. Dang…my son is a student at U of Iowa. 🙁

    …Imma call him later.

  6. Tres Cool

    Nearly $600K for 6 broken ribs and a bout of pneumonia?
    Having had my ribs broken for me, I think Id pass on that deal.

  7. PieInTheSky

    Reality is broken. Memes are becoming real life.

    https://twitter.com/andrewdoyle_com/status/1090592054349053952

    1. Drake

      Oh snap! I forgot how back in my racist youth I would put on black (and green and brown) face before going on patrol with my fellow racist infantrymen.

      1. Tres Cool

        Institutional racism. Not only were we told to apply that makeup, they had an entire block of instruction for everyone on how to do it!

        1. Drake

          I had to use facial scrub to get that shit out of my pores afterwards.

    2. Slammer

      It wasn’t just black dust. Drilling into a rock face would make tiny chips fly off and embed themselves into flesh like a tattoo

      1. Jarflax

        Whiting out the Redman is double plus ungood.

    3. straffinrun

      They got that from coding.

    4. And the WW1 soldiers who used to put burnt cork on their faces so they couldn’t be seen as easily during night patrols… racistsSTSSSS!!!

      1. commodious spittoon
  8. ElspethFlashman

    Vortex related: Our Governor has warned us not to raise the indoor temp more than 65 degrees, or else this might happen (again) .

    1. Nephilium

      Just a couple more days until we’re into spring weather. I’m still pissed that the city cancelled trash collection yesterday, and communicated it through fscking Facebook. Not everyone uses Facebook you gits.

      1. pistoffnick

        I don’t get the businesses whose only online presence is Facebook. You lost a customer because there is no way I am logging into Facebook.

        1. Nephilium

          I can understand if they’re just starting out and don’t want to put out the cash to get a domain and a webpage (I dislike an out of date website more then no website). I’ll need to check with my niece again, but my understanding is a lot of her peers (early 20’s) are ditching Facebook.

          1. Only old people and squares use the Book of Faces. Instagram, Snapchat are where it is at, Daddy-O!

          2. Rasilio

            None of my kids really use facebook. Sure they have accounts but they never log into them. Instagram and Youtube are the kings for Gen Z

          3. Nephilium

            Huh. I wonder why? Of course, Instagram is owned by Facebook anyway.

            My niece’s comment was that once her grandparents were on Facebook, she didn’t want to be.

          4. Rasilio

            Yeah they don’t give a damn about the privacy issues they can’t articulate it but the real reason breaks down to the way Facebook “curates” their newsfeed to shove ever more advertising down their throats. They only want to see what their friends and the people they follow post as a general rule.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Not everyone uses Facebook you gits.

        Seriously. Tweet that shit.

        1. ElspethFlashman

          I already complained about how yesterday, the city only notified people of closings through Twitter. Lame!

    2. Democratic Hitler

      Fookin Democrats and their rationing!

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “It was an irrational thing I did, and it’s two minutes of my life I wish I could take back,” Boucher said of the attack. “What I did was wrong.”

    See? He says he’s sorry. What more do you want? It’s not like he called somebody by the wrong pronoun.

    1. leon

      It was an irrational thing I did, and it’s two minutes of my life I wish I could take back

      Just skip a cigarette.

  10. Slammer

    NPCs are real.

    Tucker: “Please don’t be a robot”

    (apologies for the OT so early)

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      For some reason I can’t fathom, the Dems seem to think that holding a hard line on this is a political winner. Northam (and Tran) fucked up, badly. Ignoring it is not going to make it go away.

    2. Raphael

      Tucker tried so damn hard there. Holy crap.

    3. straffinrun

      I tried to watch that today. He might as well been talking to a toaster.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ignore it and it will go away seems to be their strategy.

        1. leon

          Ahhh, the old “You can’t see me if i can’t see you strategy”, flawless.

          1. +1 very, very ravenous

    4. leon

      I won’t watch because i would like to continue the day in a good mood. I shouldn’t let these things get to me so much, but Abortion is one of those subjects that drive me insane. Add to that a person who is so far up their own ass that they think every woman in the country wan’ts abortions to be legal up until birth…

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      That girl is certifiable. Kavanaugh is working to over turn Roe v. Wade?

      ‘Right to choose’ has a long and meandering leash now it seems.

      I haven’t read the specifics, but how is what that Virginia bill not, well, murder? You don’t let a baby be born and decide to kill because ‘right to choose’.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Lol. “Consultants”.

        https://www.seneca-strategies.com/about

        Graduate of Oberlin. That explains part of it. Worked for De Blasio. It’s becoming clearer now.

        Who the heck would pay for this?

        Amazing.

      2. invisible finger

        Just put the baby in a MAGA onesie and every prog will try to kill it.

    1. Tonio

      Thanks for that.

    2. commodious spittoon

      As I tore through the streets, making sure not to hit any of the bicyclists passing me

      *sensible chuckle*

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Every time I see somebody with an oriental pictograph tattoo, I imagine the guys in the tattoo parlor laughing their asses off.

    1. Tonio

      Or the woman at the Chinese takeout place who drew it out. Cause everyone loves a good joke.

    2. Tejicano

      People who have never learned to write Chinese characters – including tattoo artists – don’t understand that the direction and order of the strokes is set, not arbitrary. And the way it looks generally shows the direction it was written in. I saw a tattoo on a foreigner which at first I couldn’t decipher. It took me a second to realize that it was done by a tattoo artist who had no idea about stroke direction – about as bad as writing it mirror image.

      1. straffinrun

        The one’s on Grande’s palm are pretty well written despite the grammar mistake. At least to me. Looks like typeset.

        1. Sensei

          +1

        2. Tejicano

          I wasn’t referring to the example in Grande’s case – just pointing out that there are so many ways to fcuk up Kanji if you haven’t studied them. Even if you get the correct characters in the right order just the way you “write” them can screw the whole thing up.

          1. Sensei

            +1 hane

            My handwriting in English is awful. No surprise – so is my Japanese. Although was taught and do (try to) use proper stroke order.

          2. straffinrun

            True. I love watching Japanese people write because they all have their own little cheats. Some people just draw a circle for 口 in a kanji and things like that. My favorite is when people at Keio Uni write 慶應 as:

          3. Sensei

            How about?

            (sai – the counter for years of age)

        1. Sensei

          Took me a second until I saw the site.

          I don’t understand why smartphone kanji look up programs insist on (mostly) proper stroke order.

          In the old days of more limited computing power I get it, but not now.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I think it’s part of the guessing algorithm rather than solely on the finished image. Or predictive behavior so you can type faster like guessing English words based on the first few typed. Or mistyped.

  12. leon

    Rand Paul is awarded $580,000 from neighbor over ass beating he took.

    Queue Andrea or Bernie talking about how the rich just get richer using the justice system.

  13. Fourscore

    Officially -40 in Polar Vortex country. Haven’t seen that for several years. Global cooling returns but only for a select few.

    1. leon

      For all this “Polar Vortex” talk, i’m still waiting for it to suck Chicago up into the ether.

  14. ElspethFlashman

    Emergency notifiication was sent to all Michiganders last night at 10:30PM-ish. Thanks for the wake-up call for a body already tired from snow blowing and whiskey!

    Heat interruptions possible if residents don’t turn down thermostats, utility says

    Emergency messages were sent to cellphones across the Lower Peninsula and Gov. Gretchen Whitmer took to Facebook to urge residents to turn down their thermostats. The messages came amid fears of a natural gas shortage caused by extraordinarily high demand coupled with a fire at a Consumers Energy facility.

    Heat interruptions could result if residents and businesses don’t act to reduce natural gas usage, Consumers Energy CEO Patti Poppe said in an interview late Wednesday, Jan. 30.

    Record cold temperatures and a fire at the Ray Natural Gas Compressor Station in Macomb County on Wednesday morning led the utility to make the increasingly urgent appeal to lower thermostat settings.

    1. Banjos

      Snowblowing and whisky, sounds kinky.

      1. commodious spittoon
    2. Private Chipperbot

      I got off the ice after hockey and had that message. I have the emergency messages all turned off except for the presidential one you can’t ignore. I’m not sure how that got through. Now the CEO of Consumers’ Energy is threatening rolling ‘gas-outs’ if people don’t lower their thermostats. I cranked it up to 69.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        Fight the power, brother!

        1. leon

          No, this is the Gas company…

          1. ElspethFlashman

            Close enough.

      2. Enough About Palin

        I keep my thermostat at a steady 79 degrees. And when it’s 28 below, that means the furnace runs continuosly. Works for me.

  15. Suthenboy

    “We should get a baby that wont impede our lifestyle at all.”

    I dont think that is how it works. You did get your face on camera though.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Yeah, you aren’t getting anything close to the real baby experience if it doesn’t impede your lifestyle.

      1. Brett L

        Is a hot au pair really an impediment to my lifestyle?

        1. Jarflax

          You are married? And in Florida? Yeah I think hot au pair might be an impediment to your life expectancy much less lifestyle.

    2. I don’t know. I think these guys in their matching Dudley Boyz gear are pretty awesome. Hey, they made the Post. That’s all that matters, right?

      Digby Du Pont is GOLD.

  16. German court: Bell dedicated to Hitler can stay in church

    A German appeals court has rejected the complaint of a Jewish man against a town’s decision to allow a bell dedicated to Adolf Hitler to continue to hang in a church tower.

    The Koblenz state court on Wednesday upheld a lower court’s rejection of the complaint from the unidentified relative of Holocaust survivors, who argued the bell was a “mockery and ridicule of the victims of Hitler’s terror.”

    The Herxheim am Berg council voted last year to preserve the bell, which carries the inscription “Everything for the Fatherland – Adolf Hitler” above a swastika. It also announced plans to place an explanatory plaque nearby in the hope of sparking dialogue about violence and injustice.

    1. invisible finger

      All this dialogue does is start violence.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        And a night of broken glass?

    2. “place an explanatory plaque nearby in the hope of sparking dialogue”

      What a novel concept.

    3. Enough About Palin

      You just know that someday they’re going to tear down Auschwitz.

    4. blackjack

      Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

      1. For whom does the Swiss toll?

        For blackjack.

  17. PieInTheSky

    An MP’s jail term for lying to police over a speeding ticket is being reviewed after a complaint it was unduly lenient.

    Peterborough MP Fiona Onasanya had denied being behind the wheel when her car was spotted being driven at 41mph in a 30mph zone, in July 2017.

    She was convicted at the Old Bailey of perverting the course of justice and jailed for three months on Tuesday.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-47071120

    Stupid thing to go to jail to. She is the first sitting female Member of Parliament in the United Kingdom to be jailed!

    1. leon

      Three months for lying about a speeding ticket is too lenient?

      I mean, i’m as happy as any Libertarian when a politician gets thrown in the clink, and i think this is too harsh.

    2. “lenient”?

      1. They could have drawn and quartered her?

        1. It’s not as though she had an unlicensed hammer…. https://twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1090249765709926400

    3. Jarflax

      Jailed for denying she committed a crime? So did they burn all the copies of Magna Charta, or are they just ignoring it?

  18. Bullshit – the Lions aren’t going to the Superbowl:

    Hell has frozen over — seriously

    The low temperature was minus 15 degrees in Hell, an unincorporated community in Livingston County, Michigan. The high temperature was minus 4, prompting some on social media to note that Hell had literally frozen over.

    It’s -7 degrees in Hell, Michigan, right now, with a wind chill of -28. You know what that means people…

    Hell has literally frozen over.

    1. straffinrun

      Must be Unitarians.

      1. straffinrun

        How’d this comment get here?

        1. leon

          Thought you were making some unitarian/hell joke.

        2. Drake

          Blame people who don’t believe in the Holy Trinity.

          1. leon

            So… Gadianton, Mojoux and Myself?

          2. Mojeaux

            We also don’t believe in hell.

          3. leon

            True… It’s nice expression though.

    2. leon

      Michigan? Doesn’t it freeze over every year? Call me when This place freezes over.

    3. Nephilium

      Lions vs. Browns Super Bowl would be the heat death of the universe, right?

      1. The Last American Hero

        It would be awesome. Especially when the score is 3-3 going into overtime.

  19. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Welp, dumbass me just spilled a few gallons of gas because I walked away from the pump at work.

    Now I’m waiting for it to flash off in sub-freezing weather before I try to start the truck so I don’t go up in a fireball.

    1. Democratic Hitler

      Whatever you do, make sure you set your phone to auto-upload the video.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Now I’m waiting for it to flash off in sub-freezing weather

    No kitty litter?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Dumped all I had on it, unfortunately the fumes are hanging close to the ground. Need a breeze.

  21. Students who wrote sick threat to ‘rape 100 girls’ are allowed to return to university

    Images of the chat show a student saying: “Sometimes it’s fun to just go wild and rape 100 girls,” while another said about a fellow student: “Rape her friends too.”

    The conversation continued with: “Rape the whole flat to teach them all (a) lesson.”

    Another message in the sickening Facebook chat read: “What do we do with girls? RAAAAAAAAAPE.”

    The vile messages also contained racial and academic slurs.

    At one point, a user wrote: “Rape her in the street while everybody watches,” with another responding it “wouldn’t even be unfair”.

    One chat participant, using a racial slur, then said: “Even the p**is?”

    Further remarks included: “love Hitler, hate n****s and jews and Corbyn.”

    Penis? Naggers? ::confused::

    1. PieInTheSky

      academic slurs – what is an academic slur?

      1. robc

        University [sic] of Georgia.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          LOL

          1. robc

            That is the standard way they are referred to in the GT student newspaper.

            On those rare occasions they are mentioned at all.

        2. straffinrun

          That’s an “r” not a “t”.

      2. leon

        English Pig-Dog Professor?

    2. Fourscore

      Pakis-If its good enough for Prince Harry, by god, its good enough for me

      1. Gadfly

        I don’t even see how “Paki” is a slur, as it seems to be just a diminutive form of the proper noun for a country. Same thing for “Jap”. Also, is “Canuck” a slur? I don’t even know. But I do know I’m not giving up “Limey”, “Kraut”, and “Frog”, because nicknames are fun.

    3. Rhywun

      The context in the screenshots – which mysteriously seems to be missing from the article – appears to show them being deliberately “offensive”. But “disciplinary processes need changing as soon as possible”!

  22. Tres Cool

    Submitted w/o comment ?

    *would not*

    1. Drake

      Great mug shot.

    2. Not Adahn

      Just FYI for those that looked at the mug shot: yes, Austin DOES put their detainees into Hamburgler suits. The first time I went to bail someone out I thought it was an elaborate practical joke.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        Allegan county Michigan does that too. I find it hilarious. Black and white stripes with huge print on the back “allegan county jail.”

        In the local county jail, there’s this elaborate color-code for jail inmates. Brown is trusties, they get the most comfortable suits. Green is newbies (I think?) and orange is like they be dangerous.

      2. prolefeed

        The FIRST time you WENT to bail someone out?

        I suspect you’re burying the lede.

        1. Not Adahn

          I spent six months unemployed living with a drummer and his stripper girlfriend. Hijinx ensued.

          1. Democratic Hitler

            OK, “The” hijinx ensued.

          2. Not Adahn

            Hmmm. Maybe.

            I will say that once I became an unemployed loser living the rock and roll lifestyle, it became vastly easier to get laid.

            I will assume that it was because without a job, I could spend multiple hours at the gym everyday, and that I was available to scratch any itches that might have sprung up in that circle of woman.

    3. straffinrun

      ” the suspect continued to pleasure herself while handcuffed in the rear of a police cruiser.”

      She was cuffed behind the back. Ugh.

      1. AlexinCT

        Rectal stimulation… Or long labia?

    4. Sean

      My guess would be meth.

  23. invisible finger

    Those don’t look like MAGA hats. They look like Devo flowerpot hats.

    1. Drake

      Where is Devo? You may have cracked the case!

      1. Tres Cool

        Are they not men ?

        1. Slammer

          Ha! Beat me to it!

      2. Nephilium

        Well, in July they’ll most likely be back in Cleveland. I think they’re still in the Kent/Akron area.

    2. straffinrun

      My guess is those two shadowy figures are those demons from “Ghost” that drag you to hell.

    3. Slammer

      Are we not men? We are MAGA

    4. Gadfly

      Those are MAGA hats, crudely photo-shopped onto the actual picture as a joke.

      1. Uh… I think everyone got that.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        You stepped on the joke and killed it.

  24. robc

    Weird music moment this morning:

    I turn on the car and hear a guitar riff from the radio…my brain immediately thinks “Van Halen…Eminence Front. Wait, that’s The Who. Wait again, this is Right Now.”

    Did Eddie lift a riff straight from The Who? Is this known?

    Probably just a weird coincidence that there is an overlap, the songs sound nothing alike.

    1. The Last American Hero

      Next your going to tell me Led Zepplin didn’t invent all their riffs.

      1. robc

        Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E, F Chords

        I didnt link, because I can’t find the original anymore, but it was a parody article in 2003 that a bunch of people fell for, including legit news sites.

        1. Hey, I fell for Tom Brady gossip BS yesterday….

          1. Rhywun

            I WANT TO BELIEVE

  25. Rufus the Monocled

    “Also…. huge fan of tiny bbq grills.”

    And big dicks.

    /blows into slide whistle.

    Who is a ‘fan’ of tiny bbq grills anyway?

    /blows into slide whistle backwards.

    Also. Isn’t her Japanese tat cultural appropriation?

    Some call Twiter!

    1. Rhywun

      Isn’t her Japanese tat cultural appropriation?

      Yes, but it’s the good kind. And don’t ask what the good kind is; that’s racist.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    *would not*

    Oh, come on. What’s the worst that could happen?

  27. Certified Public Asshat

    BILL NYE’S LATEST CLIMATE WARNING: THE US WILL HAVE TO GROW ITS FOOD IN CANADA

    Bill Nye “the Science Guy” has another global warming prediction — Americans will have to grow their food in Canada if nothing is done to limit temperature rise.

    “The agriculture in North America is going to have to move north into what would nominally be Canada and we don’t have the infrastructure,” Nye told MSNBC host Chris Matthews Tuesday night.

    “We don’t have the railroads and roads to get food from that area to where we need it around the world,” Nye warned.

    We will save the planet if we grow vegetables in a frozen state.

    1. leon

      Everyone worries about “Climate Change, but this will actually just free up a lot of land in Norther Russia, Canada, Patagonia, and some parts of Antarctica. Global Warming will democratize land again.

    2. invisible finger

      Good, then Canada can take the migrants.

    3. Raphael

      But will Cascadia finally be free again?

      1. STEVE SMITH

        YES! STEVE SMITH LIKE WAY YOU THINK. HIM LIKE YOU!

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      What a douche. It’s one of the first jokes that came out of Canada when global warming began. FINALLY IT’LL GET WARMER IN CANADA! And it’s about time. All that wasted space North of Manitoba and Saskscratchaman.

      As if he’s the first to think that up.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Is he suggesting an annexation of Canada?

      /Puts on goggles. Sharpens hockey stick.

      1. leon

        “Puts on goggles. Sharpens hockey stick.”

        Strange euphemism, given the context…

      2. The Last American Hero

        You don’t want to get freedom of speech and RTKBA?

        1. commodious spittoon

          He’s worried about reverse snowbirding.

        2. Subwoofer

          He doesn’t want mandatory post-birth abortions

        3. WTF

          Of course there are actual states within the US that don’t have RTKBA.

      3. Rebel Scum

        Is he suggesting an annexation of Canada?

        Like it would be hard…

        1. Jarflax

          Well you would have the difficulty of annexing around Quebec, and then negotiating some sort of pass through procedures for letting them have contact with the outside world. Seriously, we can annex the English parts, but screw Quebec, we don’t need the francophone nonsense.

          1. Not Adahn

            You clearly have never been to a Montreal strip club.

          2. Jarflax

            Hookers can have 12 hour work passes, but you don’t want them hanging around after.

    6. Rebel Scum

      Is he unfamiliar with agriculture in the Caribbean? (even assuming excessive temperature rise to be true)

      1. Chipwooder

        Or Yuma County, AZ, where the average high temperature in July and August is 106 degrees, yet is a major agricultural producer.

  28. Come on Mr. Krugman, Give Real Libertarianism a Chance

    But Krugman’s claim that the shutdown in effect provided some sort of natural experiment for libertarianism is wide of the mark. The idea, here, is that with government out of the picture, if the libertarians are correct, the free enterprise system will quickly ride to the rescue and take up the slack. But no. When government is giving it away for free down the street (courtesy of the long suffering taxpayer), it is difficult, just about impossible, for private firms to provide goods and services competitively. The latest shutdown lasted longer than any previous one. The strong expectation is, now that it has ended, that there will either be a compromise on the wall (a trade for the status of the DACAs), or Trump will build it as part of his claim of national emergency. A much fairer test of this “big, beautiful libertarian experiment” would be if there were a credible announcement that the government would end these initiatives on a permanent basis. Even better would be an announcement from Trump that he would work with Congress to establish free enterprise zones with an eye on actually experimenting with true libertarianism.

    This is the entire point of free enterprise zones: government taxes, regulations, prohibitions, do not apply in a small test area, say, the size of Rhode Island, maybe located in the wilds of Alaska, Nevada or Wyoming, or in that entire state. There would be no laws there against drugs, sex between consenting adults; no welfare for anyone; the whole libertarian nine yards would be implemented. I challenge Mr. Krugman, a fair minded man, to call for exactly this sort of “experiment” instead of the present one he offers almost tongue in cheek, which does not at all qualify for that honorific. Ceteris was hardly paribus, during the recently ended shut down.

    1. SugarFree

      Mr. Krugman, a fair minded man [citation needed]

    2. Subwoofer

      Its a bit appalling that we’re even discussing setting up “free enterprise zones” in America, since the entire point of the American experiment was that it would basically be one massive free enterprise zone with slight state to state variation.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Images of the chat show a student saying: “Sometimes it’s fun to just go wild and rape 100 girls,” while another said about a fellow student: “Rape her friends too.”

    The conversation continued with: “Rape the whole flat to teach them all (a) lesson.”

    Another message in the sickening Facebook chat read: “What do we do with girls? RAAAAAAAAAPE.”

    Sounds legit. You’ve saved civilization, Plod.

  30. R C Dean

    Looks like there may be more to that actors story than I thought. Still, two guys spotted a block or so from where he acquired the noose is pretty weak.

    I’m just amazed he actually went to a Subway at 2 am in subzero temperatures. I’d like to see the footage after the “attack” – was he running, that sort of thing. His manager’s corroboration doesn’t really move the needle in my book – he is invested in the original story standing up. It may be that this is pretty much a dead end and we don’t uncover anything more.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      he actually went to a Subway at 2 am in subzero temperatures

      The most unbelievable part of the story.

      1. straffinrun

        Who doesn’t walk around with bleach and cord at 2 am in subzero temperatures on the off chance that the guy you’ve been writing hate mail to runs into you on the street?

        1. leon

          my favorite part was where the twitter users claim that it can’t be a hoax because the cops released that photo of two people of interest.

          1. straffinrun

            I suppose it’s possible. Just seems unlikely and I’d bet a lot of money that it isn’t the story the media is making it out to be.

      2. Tres Cool

        The guy is an actor, with a documented hatred of Trump.
        Is it that far-fetched to think he got a couple of his like-minded acting buddies to put on red hats just to be spotted on a camera, so his story seems more believable ?

        1. Tres Cool

          Ya know….like a performance of sorts ?

        2. Rhywun

          Heh I think the MAGA hats are photoshopped.

    2. R C Dean

      Oh, and the persons of interest were walking away from where the attack supposedly occurred before it supposedly occurred.

      Have they confirmed that he actually got a sandwich? Because that late at night, the Subway may have been about the only place to meet someone you might not want knowing where you are staying. What’s the Subway interior camera (if any) show?

      1. Rasilio

        Cops said it showed he was in the subway. I presume it must have verified that he was buying a sandwich or they would likely have mentioned that

        1. R C Dean

          I wouldn’t assume anything, myself, that isn’t corroborated.

          1. Rasilio

            Well that was a guess based on the same sort of logic. frankly I’d be shocked if it was much different. There is a reason why organizations of all sorts have settled on a management structure of the lowest group organization being 1 local leader and ~6 – 12 workers with the majority falling in the middle of that range

    3. invisible finger

      He was looking for a footlong.

      1. straffinrun

        +1 meatball.

        1. Damnit. Now I’m hungry for a meatball sub.

          1. AlexinCT

            I don’t think these two were talking about an actual meatball sammich but some other implementation of a foot-long cigar shaped tube -steak with meaty ballz…

    4. Slammer

      Ignore the hundred of blacks shot and killed in Chicago yearly

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      And the guy in the hoodie looks black.

    6. Suthenboy

      I am still not buying it. The whole thing reeks of bullshit.

      1. prolefeed

        Hmmm, the CPD found pictures. Of people walking. In a crowded metropolis.

        And then the victim voluntarily left a noose around his neck for an extended period of time.

    1. robc

      “He-Man Fleeing from Troi” is the best.

  31. leon

    Well meaning regulation can backfire

    Of course that assumes that the regulation wasn’t supposed to work this way in the first place.

    1. Suthenboy

      I think ‘well meaning regulation’ has become an oxymoron.

      1. prolefeed

        My son, who works at Costco in Seattle, was bitching recently about how his employer puts new employees through the wringer before their 90 day probationary period is up.

        He was not happy when I pointed out the unintended consequences of a $15 minimum wage coupled with a lack of at-will employment laws result in employers having an incentive to make sure those expensive employees aren’t slackers before the cost of firing them becomes artificially more expensive on the 91st day.

        And my comment that people respond to incentives, not legislative intent.

        1. Fourscore

          I used to hire newbies with a 30 day probationary period. I explained to them that we were not a good fit for all people plus I knew that we were not the only place people were applying. I told them if they found a job they liked better (pay, educational fit,etc) they could leave with no notice and just a handshake but we reserved the same right. Many more left us on their own rather than me having to let them go. We didn’t have much invested, training, etc in 30 days anyway.

  32. Old Man With Candy

    Moving update: it was so fucking cold here, we couldn’t get the rental truck to start. Neither could the rental people. So our final departure is delayed until tomorrow, predicted to be a balmy -2F, giving us a chance to finish packing all the crap that our unbelievably shitty movers left behind.

    1. robc

      unbelievably shitty movers

      You have should have hired Slightly Less Crappy Movers, inc.

    2. Slammer

      The Candy Van is now an Ice Cream Truck?

      1. Sensei

        + 1 VH “Ice Cream Man”

        https://youtu.be/i2RKWJD5ops

    3. Fourscore

      Good luck with the trip and your move. Hopefully the weather will be more cooperative on the distant end. Big adventure in store for you and SP.

    4. R C Dean

      Jeebus. Any move is a nightmare, but this one sounds particularly hellish.

  33. Officials: 33 arrested for sex trafficking in Super Bowl sting

    With Super Bowl LIII just days away, federal officials have been keeping a fixed eye on concerns of sex trafficking in the metro Atlanta area.

    On Wednesday, authorities with Homeland Security said that 33 people have been arrested for sex trafficking during the last four days of active investigation in the Atlanta area. Four people have been recovered to date.

    “Our operations are continuing so I won’t go specifically into what we’re doing because we plan to run those operations throughout the rest of the Super Bowl,” said Nick Annan, Atlanta Special Agent in Charge for Homeland Security Investigations. “We’ve been up and running for the last four days of our operations, but we plan to continue what we’re doing.”

    1. leon

      Nick Annan, Atlanta Special Agent in Charge for Homeland Security Investigations.

      Really keeping the homeland safe, that one.

      1. Raphael

        One of them Johns might be one of them EYESIS people or somethang.

    2. R C Dean

      Probably their usual haul of pimps and hos, rebranded for PR.

      1. Rhywun

        And the MSM falls for it every single year.

      2. Rasilio

        They said it in the article…

        33 people arrested, 4 people “recovered”.

        So it is probably 4 – 8 pimps and 25 – 29 hookers with 4 of them maybe being runaways

        1. R C Dean

          Interesting.

          I’m amused that a pimp’s span of control is about the same as a typical middle manager – 4 to 9, maybe 10, direct reports.

          1. AlexinCT

            They do a better job at it though..

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      sex trafficking

      I remember the good old days when it was just called “prostitution”. Now they’re all victims.

  34. Long underwear is so sexy… /Polar Vortex Porn Director

  35. Titties automagically appear for you!

    http://archive.li/xJmfW

    1. Raphael

      5, 12, 26 (dem thighs), 38, 51. Bless for the bountiful harvest!

  36. PieInTheSky

    Well now, this is an official Take, and by law all Takes must include an unwelcome BUT to spoil everything and to set off fires in your psyche. I loved all of these bagels, but the standard operating procedure of most bagel shops is to serve your bagel and smoked salmon as a full-on sandwich, with the cream cheese and smoked fish jammed inside the full bagel.

    This is, in my opinion, a sub-optimal way of enjoying a bagel. Bagel sandwiches are dumb.

    https://www.gq.com/story/bagel-sandwiches-are-bad

    1. PieInTheSky

      I never had a real bagel I think. Can’t really get one in Bucharest. I had one in London and Brick Lane bagel bake but have no idea how authentic it is

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        My hot take is bagels suck in general anyway. Too dense and chewy.

        1. Slammer

          They’re good within 10ms of coming out of the oven

          1. Gadfly

            Also good toasted.

          2. Chipwooder

            Fried is my favorite. That’s the way my grandfather always made them – slather the cut side with butter and fry them. They get delightfully crispy on the edges.

      2. Drake

        That thing in the picture is not even close to a real bagel. One of the few benefits of living in New Jersey are good bagels AND good bagel breakfast sandwiches. With pork roll if you want to get real authentic Jersey.

        1. Sensei

          Although depending on where in the state it will be Taylor ham versus pork roll.

          Having grown up in the southern part scrapple was also a breakfast option.

          1. Drake

            I consider Taylor Ham a brand of pork roll. I actually prefer the “tangy” store brand from my grocery.

            Dammit, now I want a bagel sandwich.

  37. Rhywun

    Why New York Post, why?

    Chelsea was in danger of losing its reputation as a haven for rich old queens?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      They were getting annoyed at their friends who had to break engagements because they wanted to take care of their kids?!

      Lol.

      Horrors!

      Couple of narcissistic crackpots.

      What do they do for a living? Jesus, they have money to waste.

    2. straffinrun

      Those guys are 74 and 65? What the hell have they been drinking? They look fabulous.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Actually they do look fine for the ages.

        Gays have the secret and they ain’t sharing.

        1. Nephilium

          Well they don’t have to put up with women in their personal lives…

          /ducks and covers

          1. Drake

            ^ This ^

            They still have a will to live.

          2. AlexinCT

            Been told that before…

        2. invisible finger

          ” What the hell have they been drinking?”

          Testosterone.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The blood of baby dolls…

  38. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve seen Mr Smith Goes to Washington. All Senators are some of the most generous beings in government. Constantly showering their constituents with that sweet, sweet, government cheese.

    They are noble servants of the public weal. They want nothing but to make our lives better and easier.

  39. Rhywun

    Lamest vortex ever. Yeah it’s 4 degrees out but where’s the arctic blast? The last one was a proper vortex with space heaters and piles of blankets and shit.

    1. Drake

      As I drove from western NJ to Secaucus this morning, the temperate rose about 10 degrees. That ocean may be depriving you of the experience.

      1. Rhywun

        I think it’s the wind unusually coming from the WSW rather than the usual NW combined with the position of my windows. Can’t complain 🙂

        1. STEVE SMITH

          It was -27 below this morning…

          *narrows gaze*

          1. Drake

            Careful. Your face might freeze that way.

  40. Rufus the Monocled

    Polar vortex explained. Hint….climate change:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9qoU9_tGhA

    Cool. Still doesn’t explain why it was this cold when I was growing up in the 70s and 80s which predates climate change jargon. Were we ahead of our time?

    Comments from Seeking Alpha:

    NeedMoreCoffee
    Comments1973 | + Follow
    Actually, this polar vortex is linked to arctic warming, but you have to know the difference between climate and weather before you can understand the physics of how it works.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      wrdemott1
      Comments1709 | + Follow
      I review grant proposals and sometimes sit on grant panels in Washington. Any scientist who fudged or lied would be risking his or her career. Scientists are interested in research that proves to be correct over the coming decades. My most highly cited article was published in 1991 and is still being highly cited because of its impact on current research. No need to conjure up false notions on something that you know nothing about.
      NEW | 31 Jan 2019, 07:51 AM Reply 1 Like

      wrdemott1
      Comments1709 | + Follow
      The past four years have been the four warmest years in the climate record going back to 1880. 2019 is expected to be a new record warm year because of El Nino. You need to remember that a polar vortex in mid-latitudes means that it’s very warm in the Arctic. Warming has hardly stopped just because each year is not a new record. During a bull market, do you expect record highs day after day?

      wrdemott1
      Comments1709 | + Follow
      The science makes it obvious that humans are the biggest factor and that CO2 has always been a key factor, going back more than hundreds of millions of years. Polar vortices are increasing because of warming in the Arctic. I know all of this because I have a science Ph.D., I publish science, I read science and I attend national and international science meetings.

      1. leon

        I know all of this because I have a science Ph.D., I publish science, I read science and I attend national and international science meetings.

        How do you get a science Ph.D? Don’t you have to specialize? Is that like A B.S n Undergraduate studies?

        1. Tres Cool

          Sounds like a Professor of Logic down there at the University of Science

          /Norm is the greatest

      2. Suthenboy

        “Everything I am saying is wrong but you have to nod in agreement because I have three letters after my name. Now, get your checkbook out.”

      3. R C Dean

        A “science” PhD. I wonder exactly what his degree is in, and why he doesn’t specify.

        1. leon

          You can’t Argue. He Does Science. And reads science. He Eats and Breaths Science. He practically is Science embodied.

          1. Suthenboy

            This made me laugh.
            20 bucks says the guy cant extemporaneously define the word ‘science’.

          2. Fourscore

            Taxidermy

      4. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I know all of this because I have a science Ph.D

        Sure bud, whatever you say….

      5. SandMan

        Where can I get me one them there “science Ph.D.”‘s?

      6. WTF

        The past four years have been the four warmest years in the climate record going back to 1880.
        Only if you “correct” the historical data to make it seem cooler than the actual measurements.

        2019 is expected to be a new record warm year because of El Nino.
        So, because of a periodic natural phenomena, not due to human activity.

        Some real good sciencing there, pal.

      7. “I publish science, I read science and I attend national and international science meetings”

        Yes cause scientists, science the science while sciencing the science with their science.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          You just blinded me with science, Thomas Dolby.

      8. Rhywun

        Real scienticians aren’t such condescending assholes. But you be you, I guess.

        1. tarran

          Real scienticians aren’t such condescending assholes

          .

          I majored in physics, and I can attest from experience that real scientists have a much higher percentage of condescending assholes than the general population. It’s not even close.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Yes, this is very true. Part of why I switched to engineering.

          2. Rhywun

            Spoken like a true scientist.

            /?

      9. Rebel Scum

        Fine, genius. Explain the phenomenon known as a “Virginia Winter” to me. It’s almost like cold weather below the arctic has been happening for millennia.

    2. Nephilium

      Hell, I remember in the early 90’s we had a week of weather where it was below -10 F. They closed the schools down for that whole week, it was great. And Lake Erie still hasn’t frozen over in some 20 years or so.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        We used to play midnight shinny in -25c temps. One, because, well, because and two, it was so cold the sky acted as natural light. It was a blast.

  41. Rebel Scum

    60 Percent of Students Value Tolerance Over Free Speech, Survey Finds

    On Wednesday, the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) released a survey showing that college students in Generation Z or iGen are conflicted on free speech and seem to value tolerance and inclusion more than this important First Amendment liberty.

    Sixty percent of students say “promoting an inclusive environment that is welcoming to a diverse group of students” is more important than “protecting students’ free speech rights, even if it means allowing hurtful or offensive speech,” the FIRE/YouGov poll found.

    More than half of students (57 percent) either agree or strongly agree that “colleges and universities should be able to restrict student expression of political views that are hurtful or offensive to certain students.”

    Even worse, more than two-thirds of students (70 percent) agree with this statement: “students at my college or university should be excluded from extracurricular activities (ex: sports, Greek life, student organizations) if they publicly express intolerant, hurtful, or offensive viewpoints.”

    One cannot be ‘tolerant’ if on is not tolerant of distasteful speech. What is “intolerant”, “hurtful”, and especially “offensive” is subjective. And having public institutions police speech is illegal. Grow up (and maybe learn to code), snowflake.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      As was mentioned earlier this week, Popper is often used to justify the restrictions:

      Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them. — In this formulation, I do not imply, for instance, that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies; as long as we can counter them by rational argument and keep them in check by public opinion, suppression would certainly be unwise. But we should claim the right to suppress them if necessary even by force; for it may easily turn out that they are not prepared to meet us on the level of rational argument, but begin by denouncing all argument; they may forbid their followers to listen to rational argument, because it is deceptive, and teach them to answer arguments by the use of their fists or pistols. We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant.

      But they never mention this part from the same text:

      I do not imply, for instance, that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies; as long as we can counter them by rational argument and keep them in check by public opinion, suppression would certainly be unwise.

      1. I’ve had progs quote that exact doctrine to me about why it’s ok to “punch Nazis” even when the Nazis have not initiated any violence. To them, the opinions are violence and must be suppressed. They don’t realize that such a response actually gives legitimacy to Nazis and strengthens their movement. If white supremacy really is on the rise in the US (which I’m not convinced that it is) then Antifa/Leftists are a big reason.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          And their response to that is….

          Steak?

        2. WTF

          My response to progs is that same principle makes it okay for me to punch them if I find their opinions offensive.

        3. Rebel Scum

          the opinions are violence and must be suppressed

          And suddenly you are the actual Fascist/Nazi.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Circular arguments are the best.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      If that’s really the case and this isn’t a flawed/cooked poll we really are fucked.

      1. WTF

        The left has been very successful with their Long March through the institutions.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Oh it’s real. I had an older gentleman who should know better say, ‘free speech ends where it offends’.

        1. R C Dean

          “Then you need to shut up, because I find the idea that we should have thought police offensive.”

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            THAT’S DIFFERENT. DON’T BE RIDICULOUS!

    3. Raphael

      Rights? What are those?

    4. AlmightyJB

      I’m guessing that my “right” to not be offended is not equal to their “rights” to not be offended

      1. Your right to free thought is not equal to their right to suppress your thoughts.

    5. Subwoofer

      Do you really want people who think “offensive” speech should be banned working as developers, building software that both collects your personal data and distributes approved pieces of information to you?

      We really need to stop telling these people to learn to code. You wouldn’t tell Mao to learn nuclear physics, would you?

  42. Suthenboy

    I find it amazing that a lot of people are just now catching on that the AGW movement is not only wrong but a deliberate, calculated scam.
    FFS, Margaret Mead, Paul Erlich and their Malthusian cohorts proclaimed it publicly, on stage, back in ’76.
    “We need a fake climate crisis and we have to get the scientific community on board with it to sell it to the public.” (paraphrased)

    Just for fun: https://www.dailysignal.com/2017/04/26/heres-how-wrong-past-environmental-predictions-have-been/

  43. Michael

    Ariana Grande fixes misspelled tattoo after online mockery.

    “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/960753/posts

    1. Suthenboy

      I have been joking about that for decades.

    2. WTF

      I think that’s her tramp stamp.

    3. Tattoo artist commits fraud. Was he ever arrested?

    1. leon

      With More “To Be Sures” Than a Robby Short. “Don’t worry i always support the FBI and Mueller”….

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good on Graham for this but the FBI will lie, obfuscate, and just flat out not answer demands for information and precisely nothing will come of this.

    3. Slammer

      His bail was zero. The arrest was Banana Republic shit

      1. Rebel Scum

        His bail was zero.

        Didn’t know that. Makes it worse. Fuck Mueller and everyone involved in this “investigation”.

      2. leon

        MSNBC assured me that only the most dangerous criminals get this kind of treatment. The fact that they did it this way proves that he is dangerous.

  44. Rebel Scum

    Record Cold Forces Rethink on Global Warming

    We used to just call it ‘seasons’.

    1. Michael

      Let’s hear from the “science is settled” camp” on this phenomenon:

      It is so cold in Chicago they’re lighting railroad tracks on fire
      Wavy jet stream to blame for polar vortex invasion. (And climate change may be, too)…

      …The science of climate change generally predicts more extreme weather in coming years, as the planet warms, the atmosphere becomes more moist, and the climate a bit more unstable, causing features such as the polar vortex to break down.

      So forceful and authoritative.

      https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01/polar-vortex-stops-by-the-upper-midwest-brings-record-low-temps/

      1. R C Dean

        Fer fuck’s sake. I lived in Wisconsin and we had stretches that were colder than this (by a little) and lasted longer. I also recall living in North Texas during the late ’60s/early ’70s when we had bona blizzards, and recall the phenomenon of “Blue Northers”, which I suspect were what we now call “Polar Vortexes” on a fairly regular basis.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    It’s complicated

    Billions have been flowing into a corner of the tech industry focused on the housing market. And now there are start-ups to help landlords manage properties, or homeowners manage sales, or tenants manage their packages.

    But hardly any of it touches the central problem of housing: For many people, it costs too much.

    “None of that investment, nor the solutions that those companies are offering, will fundamentally change the dynamic of the housing market in a way that increases housing affordability,” said Matt Hoffman, the vice president for innovation at the national housing nonprofit Enterprise Community Partners, surveying what venture capitalists have come to call “proptech.”

    ———–

    Clara Brenner, a managing partner at a venture capital firm, the Urban Innovation Fund, hears weekly from people hoping she will do the same: When are you going to invest in a company, they ask her, that will solve the housing crisis or the homeless problem?

    “This looking for a tech solution — I understand why people want it,” Ms. Brenner said. But she doesn’t believe it exists. The housing crisis is a policy problem, she says, one that Nimbyism, zoning laws, land use restrictions and tax policies have made worse. She fears that the dream of a tech fix will distract voters and politicians from those culprits.

    NYT commenters know the answer. More socialism and redistribution. Confiscatory taxes on real estate developers’ obscene profits. Subsidies and market regulation will fix the problems caused by (insufficiently massive) subsidies and regulation.

    1. Rhywun

      Take a wild guess what happens today if a NYC developer wants to build non-luxury, market-rate housing? You know, like the kind that spread across the five boroughs like wildfire in the first decades of the last century.

    2. Suthenboy

      Homelessness is unconnected to the housing market. The problems cities have with housing are self inflicted.

      Grant Parish La resident – “What do I have to do to build a house here?”
      Answer – “Go to the hardware store and buy a hammer, nails, saw and lumber then get busy.”

      SF CA – “What do I have to do to build a house here?”
      Answer – “You are going to need around 100K worth of permits, compliance and inspections before you can drive a nail. If you think that is bad wait until you get your property tax bill.”

      1. robc

        SF should look like Manhattan. The Pelosi’s of the world want single family homes thoughout the city.

        Eliminate the building regulations in the city and housing prices plummet across the bay area. Of course, the current owners won’t be happy about that.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Even setting aside the regulations and costs imposed by government… it’s a very popular city in a very desirable region. There would be outsized interest in living there even if a slew of big tech companies didn’t headquarter nearby. But they did. So now it’s a popular city in a desirable region that attracts very wealthy people. It’s a purpose-built real-world example of supply and demand in action.

        So what is their response to this fundamental, inescapable lesson of economics?

        REEEEEEEE MUH SOSHULIZM

        1. commodious spittoon

          I should say, “attracts a whole lot of upper-income earners.”

        2. Jarflax

          Markets will find equilibrium regardless. As they keep adding idiotic regulations while subsidizing homeless people crapping on the street it becomes a less desirable locale. Eventually they will pop their bubble by making the City so unlivable that demand dries up.

      3. Fourscore

        Many years ago I called my TX county to inquire about a building permit. They asked, “Why are you calling us?”

        1. STEVE SMITH

          *quietly weeps for City, County and State of IL meddling*

  46. Winter of 1978 was worse – and lasted for a long time. I burrowed into the massive snow banks and created forts and tunnels. Also skied over to my best friend’s house, who lived about a two miles away.

    1. Mojeaux

      It was bad here in KC, too, although not that bad. I believe 1979 was also bad.

    2. Jarflax

      It’s almost as if we live on a little ball of rock spinning around a 6000 degree heat lamp in an almost perfect vacuum at 2 degrees absolute the way temperature can change.

    3. “massive snow banks”

      I bet they weren’t that huge. You were smaller back then. I have similar memories.

      1. R C Dean

        The ones I remember from the blizzards in North Texas went all the way up to the roof of one story houses on the north side.

      2. They were higher than the mailbox – so about 3-4′ ?

      3. STEVE SMITH

        I have the pictures of my 5’8″ Mom at the mailbox and all you can see is the very top of her ski hat. Yeah, that is a massive snowbank, Coop.

        1. Not Adahn

          MAMA SMITH ONLY 5’8″ TALL?

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Where can I get me one them there “science Ph.D.”‘s?

    Just get a tee shirt that says, “Trust me. I’m a SCIENTIST.” on it.

    1. “I do science.”

    1. Raphael

      FWIW, this Millennial here will be doing his best to NOT VOTE FOR JOHN MCAFEE in 2020.

    2. Funny how the only thing they can say about it is racial makeup and how that benefits Dems. And conservatarian shitlords are the racists.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Sixty percent of students say “promoting an inclusive environment that is welcoming to a diverse group of students” is more important than “protecting students’ free speech rights, even if it means allowing hurtful or offensive speech,” the FIRE/YouGov poll found.

    How is, “Tow the lion, or we’ll muzzle you!” inclusive or welcoming?

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Your use of logic makes you suspect.

  49. But, but, he’s an evil white, male billionaire who stole his wealth from dirt poor minorities and women!

    https://nypost.com/2019/01/30/howard-schultz-is-just-too-sane-for-todays-democrats/

    Just getting up and saying “We can’t afford free healthcare, college and a UBI” makes you a Nazi nowadays I guess.

    1. The Other Kevin

      The stupidity of some people amazes me. Or maybe you’d call it willful ignorance. Specifically, a person who makes millions by creating a product that people enjoy and want to buy is evil, but a politician who produces nothing but makes millions off connections and political clout is selfless public servant who should be admired.

  50. 10AM – and it’s time for some red, red wine.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXwslCcPws

    1. STEVE SMITH

      6pm tonight – hot chocolate and kirschwasser. No music involved… unless you count a little hummmmm of contentment.

  51. Rebel Scum

    None call it murder.

    Virginia Delegate Kathy Tran (D-Springfield) admitted in testimony that her bill, the REPEAL Act (H.B. 2491), would allow abortion up until the very beginning of labor. While the bill was tabled — postponed for further debate — it enjoys the support of NARAL Pro-Choice America.

    “Delegate Tran, how late in a pregnancy would your bill apply if a physician were simply willing to certify that the continuation of the pregnancy would impair the mental health of the woman?” Delegate Todd Gilbert (R-Woodstock) asks in a video of the testimony.

    Tran refuses to answer directly, lamenting that medical professionals were unable to attend the hearing. Woodstock asks again, “How late in the third trimester could a physician perform an abortion if it would impair the mental health of the woman?”

    “Or physical health,” Tran cuts in.

    “Okay. I’m talking about the mental health,” Gilbert insists.

    Tran admits that, under the bill, abortion would be legal “through the third trimester. The third trimester goes all the way up to 40 weeks.”

    Gilbert clarifies, “Okay but to the end of the third trimester?”

    “Yep. I don’t think we have a limit in the bill,” Tran responds.

    Then Gilbert asks a very direct question. “Where it’s obvious that a woman is about to give birth, she has physical signs that she is about to give birth, would that still be a point at which she could request an abortion if she was so certified?” he asks. As Tran struggles to respond, the Republican adds, “She’s dilating,” i.e., her cervix is expanding as in the very first stages of labor.

    “Mr. Chairman, that would be a decision that the doctor, the physician and the woman would make at that point,” Tran responds. Pressed again, she admits, “My bill would allow that, yes.”

    Our esteemed governor seemed to support this as well. All the while he also supports (illegally, pursuant to the State and Federal Constitutions…) banning “assault weapons” ///forthechildren. The irony burns.

    1. Viking1865

      The mistake Tran made was she told the truth. She’s supposed to refuse to answer the question, and start reeeing about MUH HATRED OF WOMENS CHOICES.

      1. Raphael

        Should’ve taken notes from Monica in that Tucker clip upthread.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        She must have flunked Deflection 101

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Exactly. From their point of view this was a PR fuckup, no more, no less.

      4. WTF

        The mistake Tran made was she told the truth.

        In politics this is known as a “gaffe”.

    2. Suthenboy

      Supports murdering children. Supports banning citizens possessing effective weaponry.

      There is no irony here. Both are perfectly consistent with enslaving the populace. Every other plank in their platform, ditto.

  52. Raising Children Without the Concept of Sin
    My religious fundamentalist childhood was built around the fear of sin. My daughters don’t even know the word.

    But still. Religious brainwashing imposed from infancy is hard to shake, and I continued to confuse “Christian” with “trustworthy” and “moral.” When my husband and I contemplated having children, I wondered how I’d teach them right from wrong without a church. I toyed with the idea of dropping them off at a Sunday school, where they could ingest bite-sized chunks of morality in catchy songs and coloring books. But my husband — Catholic by culture, atheist by intellect — wanted nothing to do with organized religion.

    And after years of living a “secular” life, I realized that my notion of sin has evolved. As a girl, my focus was on gaining admittance to heaven. Now I believe that this life is the only life we’ll know; this planet, our only existence. I am no longer motivated by fear of an unproven hell, but by real-world concerns about injustice and inequality.

    Although I no longer have contact with my parents and live a very different life, we do have this in common. Just as my parents’ approach to imparting their values was shaped by an effort to avoid the sins they feared, I am raising my two daughters according to my moral code. To me, the greatest sin of all is failing to be an engaged citizen of the world, so the lessons are about being open to others rather than closed off.

    Can I jizz in your hair, lady?

    1. Suthenboy

      “To me, the greatest sin of all is failing to be an engaged citizen of the world,…”

      So, minding your own business is a sin in upsy downsy land.

      Want to make the world a better place? Mind your own business and be nice to people. It is simple really.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I Brooks’ed my response so I’ll add to this.

        She absolutely believes in sin, and I’ll bet she believes in white privilege, etc.. which means she believes in original sin.

    2. Michael

      Good to see people working hard to maintain the population of future Republicans.

      1. Michael

        I realize this sounds flippant, but it is absolutely no-shit truth which I’ve seen play out in real life. Kids raised by ideologues often reflexively veer in the opposite direction when the dogma instilled by their parents fails to address and resolve critical issues later on in their lives. Don’t be shocked when you eventually find a dog eared copy of Atlas Shrugged under your kid’s mattress, Julia.

        1. Suthenboy

          yep. See my comment below.
          It is called Preacher’s daughter syndrome around these parts.

          1. Fourscore

            My grand daughters: “Oh Mom, you’re so old fashioned”

            Not surprisingly, their mother said the same thing to me.

          2. R C Dean

            My second girlfriend in high school was a bona fide preacher’s daughter. And she had the syndrome good and hard, IYKWIMAITYD.

        2. Chipwooder

          Kinda like how the freakiest, sluttiest girl I ever knew was from a hardcore Mormon family.

        3. when the dogma instilled by their parents fails to address and resolve critical issues later on in their lives.

          IMO, this is the core of it. If the dogma is instilled in a superficial or punative way (as happens in many of the “shelter the kids from the real world” households), the kids are very likely to be rudderless when they’re dumped headlong into the real world. I think that evangelical Christianity falls into that trap really hard because:

          1)krishtun neashun
          2) the anti-intellectualism baked into evangelicalism by the 2nd great awakening
          3) the “I’ll just let the school do it” method of sex ed
          4) unthinking support and use of public school

    3. creech

      “lessons are about being open to others ” Unless, of course, the kid wants to play soccer vs. the team from Second Lady Pence’s Christian school.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Remain calm. There’s nothing to worry about.

    Tesla’s announcement that Chief Financial Officer Deepak Ahuja is retiring has unnerved Wall Street’s top analysts and overshadowed the company’s sales beat in the fourth quarter.

    Many viewed the loss of the longtime executive as the most significant in a string of high-profile departures as the electric car manufacturer struggles to retain talent. The company said in September that chief accounting officer Dave Morton was leaving the company after less than a month on the job, while head of human resources Gabrielle Toledano decided last year not to rejoin the company after a leave of absence.

    Others chose to highlight Ahuja’s unseasoned replacement, Zack Kirkhorn, who will take the financial reins of the $53 billion public company just six years out of business school.

    “If you need me, I’ll be in the lifeboat.”

    1. tarran

      It’s going to be an epic train-wreck.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Of course, when this subsidy-driven choo-choo derails, it’ll be the fault of greedy capitalists. The watermelons who helped fuel expectations will be nowhere to be found.

  54. The Play Deficit

    For more than 50 years now, we in the United States have been gradually reducing children’s opportunities to play, and the same is true in many other countries. In his book Children at Play: An American History (2007), Howard Chudacoff refers to the first half of the 20th century as the ‘golden age’ of children’s free play. By about 1900, the need for child labour had declined, so children had a good deal of free time. But then, beginning around 1960 or a little before, adults began chipping away at that freedom by increasing the time that children had to spend at schoolwork and, even more significantly, by reducing children’s freedom to play on their own, even when they were out of school and not doing homework. Adult-directed sports for children began to replace ‘pickup’ games; adult-directed classes out of school began to replace hobbies; and parents’ fears led them, ever more, to forbid children from going out to play with other kids, away from home, unsupervised. There are lots of reasons for these changes but the effect, over the decades, has been a continuous and ultimately dramatic decline in children’s opportunities to play and explore in their own chosen ways.

    Over the same decades that children’s play has been declining, childhood mental disorders have been increasing. It’s not just that we’re seeing disorders that we overlooked before. Clinical questionnaires aimed at assessing anxiety and depression, for example, have been given in unchanged form to normative groups of schoolchildren in the US ever since the 1950s. Analyses of the results reveal a continuous, essentially linear, increase in anxiety and depression in young people over the decades, such that the rates of what today would be diagnosed as generalised anxiety disorder and major depression are five to eight times what they were in the 1950s.

    1. Viking1865

      Lock them up in schools for hours, hand them screens, drug the boys, and call CPS on anyone who lets their kids play unsupervised.

      Wait, why aren’t the kids alright?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Proggie assholes injecting politics into absolutely everything.

    2. Suthenboy

      Unsafe how? What is the danger? Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

      1. tarran

        Can you imagine the humiliation of the DC school’s football coach?!? 😀

        1. Suthenboy

          He is probably dancing around in a tutu and wearing rainbow socks. I cant imagine they would hire toxic masculinity to coach their team. I wonder what their record is.

      2. WTF

        Kwischuns R scawy!!11!!!!!

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      They are afraid she will assault them with a level 8 smirk.

    4. Rhywun

      Elementary sports teams? GTFO.

      The HS league where I grew up was called the City-Catholic League (8 or 9 public HS’s in the city + a roughly equal number of Catlick schools across the county – the suburban public HS’s were in a different league for whatever reason).

      Can you imagine the horror.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Yeah, usually the Catholic schools have their own leagues, but other religious schools don’t have as many peers so they probably play against any nearby schools

    5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      *taps mic*

      That is religious bigotry conducted by government. A public school has no more authority to forbid its teams from playing against a religious school because of their beliefs than they do to forbid a religious person from praying within the school. They better have a better reason for refusing to play the school, because I think it’s going to be awfully hard for them to get away with that action in the courts, especially in light of the courts ruling in MO about the government not being allowed to forbid a religious school from participating in a state program

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Of course, that all comes down to whether or not the religious school wants to sue

      2. Subwoofer

        Any unfavorable rulings will be ignored. Stare decisis only applies when it expands government authority; cases ruled against governmental power are to be considered on a case-by-case basis only.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s a private school between Georgetown and Chevy Chase. In other words, it’s ground zero for creating little statist assholes that make me feel unsafe.

    6. Subwoofer

      If this is true and the kids ‘feel unsafe’, its only because the parents and teachers have convinced them horrible things await. These aren’t conclusions the kids reached on their own. Adults convinced the kids it isn’t safe.

    7. pistoffnick

      Way back in highschool, I was both a jock and a nerd. I skipped wrestling practice to go to a math meets, that’s right, I was a mathlete (I even lettered in math). One meet was at Lourdes Catholic high school. After we kicked their asses, I turned a picture of the cross upside down. The next week this happened.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    To me, the greatest sin of all is failing to be an engaged citizen of the world, so the lessons are about being open to others rather than closed off.

    I bet she looks terrific in her pussy hat.

  56. AlmightyJB

    This would be pretty damn awesome if true. How about working on viruses next.

    http://fox17.com/news/nation-world/scientists-expect-a-cure-for-cancer-in-one-year

    1. Suthenboy

      You know what wont be awesome? Watching hundreds of thousands die waiting on FDA approval.

  57. A Leap at the Wheel

    http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

    For all your kanji tatoo needs.

  58. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Raising Children Without the Concept of Sin

    the greatest sin of all is failing to be an engaged citizen of the world

    These two statements are directly in conflict with each other. I can only surmise that she actually does believe in sin, probably more so than most. She just doesn’t give her children the vocabulary to define it.

    I gazed into Davia’s upturned face and felt a rush of love and happiness. I had raised her without sin. Here was a kid who’d recently joked that the Christmas standard “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” should be changed to “I’m Dreaming of a Diverse Christmas.”

    1. Private Chipperbot

      “I’m Dreaming of a Diverse Christmas.”

      Things no kid said, ever.

    2. Suthenboy

      Yeah. I am calling bullshit. How many proggie parents are claiming their infants or young children parrot proggie talking points? I lost count.
      Just like this nitwit rebelled against her upbringing her children are going to do the same. Jamming your beliefs down your children’s throats guarantees it.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I make it very clear to my kids (when they’re old enough) that their morals are for them to decide on. However, they should be ready to argue for and justify their decisions, otherwise they’re just being lazy and “useful idiots”.

        I also make it clear that it is acceptable to change your mind and that people who never do or have are fools.

      2. creech

        Parrot what? Here’s something I heard from the 5 y.o. granddaughter over the holidays. Me: “Would you like to be a doctor when you grow up?”
        Her: “No, maybe a nurse. Girls can’t be doctors.” Now this from a Montessori-taught pre schooler, who now attends an elementary school with a top 50 in the nation rating and 1/3 of whose classmates are Asians, whose doctor and dentist are both women, and whose mom is a ChemE managing a DowDupont chemical plant, and whose dad is an MBA IT product manager for one of the nation’s major credit card banks. Where did she pick up such an idea?

        1. Rhywun

          Her parents haven’t been taking her to Trump rallies, have they?

    3. R C Dean

      Here was a kid who’d recently joked that the Christmas standard “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” should be changed to “I’m Dreaming of a Diverse Christmas.

      “Well, kid, you probably shouldn’t try to write lyrics professionally.”

      1. Fourscore

        Even I laughed

    4. leon

      I might be too shallow, but unless you are teaching your kids that there is no right or wrong, you are still teaching your kids “Sin” just avoiding the name. And quite frankly i don’t think the moral system that you came up with is superior to mine.

    5. Do people not know the fucking point of the song is that Irving Berlin was dreaming of a Northeast Christmas while stuck in Los Angeles?

      1. leon

        Like the Coal Miners covered in Soot, Facts and Context don’t matter. What matters is that now some uneducated, oversensitve, self-entitled idiot can get offended, and so it is ipso facto offensive.

    6. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The State is not God and her faith is not worthy of respect.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    I gazed into Davia’s upturned face and felt a rush of love and happiness. I had raised her without sin.

    Something something I had learned to love Big Brother.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      Very nice.

    2. commodious spittoon

      Gives her children unique, uptwinkly names, expects them to mouth every shibboleth and platitude she hears at her knitting club. And she thinks she’s not secretly her hidebound, sententious parents? At least Christianity has two thousand years of darkness and bafflement and hunger at its back. These people have a couple decades of Marxist blather dribbled into a rank stew of indulgent fainting couch helplessness while living in the midst of unprecedented industry and wealth, to which they contributed nothing and from which they learned nothing. Worthless cretins.

  60. Yusef drives a Kia

    You don’t get to choose what sin is,only God gets to do that. No God, no sin, idiots everywhere

  61. Spotify data shows how music preferences change with latitude

    In Anchorage, Alaska, in the bleakest midwinter, the Sun rises just after 10am, hovers close to the horizon for a few hours, and dips back down again shortly before 4pm—all in all, just five hours and 28 minutes of daylight. Around that winter solstice (just in time for Christmas), Spotify listeners in the most northerly latitudes of the world dial down the intensity of their music choices, choosing calmer and more relaxing music.

    No, it’s not because of chilled-out Christmas playlists: in the Southern Hemisphere, the exact opposite happens, with a peak in intensity just after the summer solstice in December. A paper in Nature Human Behaviour this week drew on the listening data of nearly a million Spotify listeners from around the world, describing the daily and seasonal variations in how people listen. The researchers suggest that the results point to a universal human habit that probably sounds familiar: choosing your music to both match and change your mood.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      And then the Sun rose in the East…….

      1. Private Chipperbot

        But only for a little while…

    2. Gadfly

      The researchers suggest that the results point to a universal human habit that probably sounds familiar: choosing your music to both match and change your mood.

      Indeed it does sound familiar. Socrates spends some time in Republic talking about what is the proper music for a well-ordered society, so the interaction of music and mental state is a well known ancient idea.

  62. pistoffnick

    We just had a fire alarm at work. The temperature outside is -27 degF. It better not have been a drill.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      They only reason I’m going outside is because I’m going home. Here I am, standing outside…

    2. Jarflax

      My money is on practical joke.

    3. R C Dean

      We don’t evacuate during fire drills (or even during a real fire, if we get one). Partly, its because of our building layout, partly its because you don’t evacuate patients unless they are starting to smolder a little. Because we are a hospital, we have fireproof walls and doors everywhere, including corridor doors that close automatically when the alarm goes off. We just close our doors, and if any area that needs to evacuate gets notified, and the local “fire marshal” makes sure its empty.

      The other thing we have been training people on is “active shooter” responses. We use the “run, hide, fight” model. I pointed out (see, also, a recent dedthred) that this is also the basic instructions for an ambush, depending on whether you run away (like a pussy) or run to trouble (like a man). It did motivate me to swap out the nut holding the blade on our paper cutter with a wing nut, for E-Z removal. The blade on those old-school paper cutters is a brutal weapon.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I like run hide fight better than cower and die, it’s nice to see a corporate like Walmart doing it in Cali of all places, and my pocket knife is just a knife to them, so I carry it on the sales floor

        1. R C Dean

          I would expect Walmart to be chock full of improvised weapons, even if you don’t have the key for the guns and ammo. Hell, my plan is to grab the fire extinguisher outside my office, and if I encounter the shooter use it to put up a smoke screen while I (hopefully) close to melee range; that fire extinguisher is not small, and a solid hit would break bones or put a man down. If I get to the paper cutter, I’ll see what seems like the right next move.

          Or, I might cry in the corner of my office until I get perforated. I believe you don’t know until you’re actually faced with it.

          1. Gadfly

            Coming this summer, Liam Neeson stars as R C Dean in Emergency Room.

          2. R C Dean

            *Pictures self leaning on wall, toting a fire extinguisher and paper cutter, wheezing and out of breath after running the quarter mile plus from my office to the ED*

            They’re gonna need to take a lot of creative license.

          3. Gadfly

            They’re gonna need to take a lot of creative license.

            It’s Hollywood, it would be exceptional if they didn’t.

          4. R C Dean

            We have a ton of golf carts that we use to haul patients and families around. I could see a golf cart chase scene. Plus, we have a thousand nurses, so plenty of opportunities for some camera candy, too.

            *works up script treatment*

          5. STEVE SMITH

            Yeah…. even then, you might react differently at different times.

            *craps self remembering mortars*

          6. Not Adahn

            SOLDIER SMITH NOT LIKE LOUD NOISES. EXCEPT FOR HIKER SCREAMS.

          7. Gustave Lytton

            SOLDIER SMITH DO MORE RAPE BEFORE 9AM THAN MOST RAPESQUATCHES DO ALL DAY. SOLDIER SMITH LOVE HELPING HIKERS BE ALL THAT THEY CAN BE.

  63. creech

    Screw this polar vortex. I swear I just heard local tv weather reader (tv in other room so maybe I misheard) saying that climate scientists are claiming the melting ice in the Arctic has opened “gates” that allow the vortex to sweep farther south than ever. Gee, I thought weather conditions were caused by some butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon or something?

    1. Suthenboy

      Horseshit. The polar vortex dipped all the way down here in Louisiana more than once in my lifetime. It stuck around for three weeks in the early? seventies.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      skancc

  64. Chipwooder

    A bit o’ funny from AoS, referring to this picture:

    Most of you have seen this photograph, but just in case some of you haven’t, that’s Kyrsten Sinema, the Democrat senator from Arizona, on the floor of the United States Senate, dressed like a 42-year-old housewife trying to look 26 and bang one of her son’s high school friends.

    1. R C Dean

      I can’t imagine an adult professional woman wearing that outfit to any business function, much less on the floor of the Senate. Well, she got attention, so, yay her.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was at a business networking meeting once with a guest speaker who had a low cut blouse and a tattoos emblazoned across her chest. One of the attendees politely asked her what the tattoo meant and she got all pissy. To which most of us responded that maybe in which case she should cover it up. I was a little surprised at how many attendees got ticked off.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          responded that maybe in which case she should cover it up

          I no english good.

    2. Drake

      Looks like a hooker at a sales convention.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      LOL, what an embarrassment. Congrats Arizona.

      1. Suthenboy

        Arizona must be chock full of masochists.

        1. R C Dean

          You mis-spelled “Mexicans”.

          *ducks, runs*

          Her margin of victory was entirely in Phoenix, and I would bet you could also attribute it more narrowly to immigrants, legal and otherwise, who may or may not have had the right to vote. The Dems have a long-standing and very successful ballot harvesting operation in Phoenix.

    4. Yusef drives a Kia

      Dressing like a skank on the floor of the House, greeeeaat.

    5. commodious spittoon

      dressed like a 42-year-old housewife trying to look 26 and bang one of her son’s high school friends

      NTTAWWT

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        “would” from the back

        1. commodious spittoon

          NTTAWWT

    6. wdalasio

      The fact Arizona elected Kyrsten Sinema to the Senate is proof that Kyrsten Sinema’s comments about Arizona weren’t entirely without merit.

    7. Suthenboy

      “I have worked with these people. Let me tell you, no matter how stupid, petty and venal you think they are, they are 100 times worse.”

      – Mark Levine

    8. Raston Bot

      good from far..

    9. Raston Bot

      fresh from the swinger scene in Scottsdale.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Socrates spends some time in Republic talking about what is the proper music for a well-ordered society

    Long-hair music just cramps my style

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      I believe the commentator meant *Plato*.

      Also, Aristotle > Plato

      1. Jarflax

        Ranking them like that implies that Plato while inferior to Aristotle was on the same path. There are truths to be glimpsed in Plato, but they wandered in accidentally and are looking for the exit.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          We don’t even know what Socrates believed beyond what Plato told us he believed. Not to go down a rabbit hole, but the LaRouche people believe that Western society went wrong because we grounded our philosophy and belief system around Aristotle rather than Plato.

          I think anyone who is familiar with the two would have a hard time making that case

          1. Jarflax

            I see Plato as in the eastern tradition. His notion of essences sounds like Hindu concepts of the world as Maya (illusory) and reality being a separate plane which is weakly reflected in our world.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Popper is pretty clear on the Platonic tradition leading directly to the communists and fascists.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          +1 Dust in the wind

          1. mindyourbusiness

            I remember that song; it was right up there with “American Woman” on my bullshit list. Fantastic way to make a cynical buck.

      2. Gadfly

        I believe the commentator meant *Plato*.

        Plato is the author, but Socrates is the character speaking the ideas, so I guess it depends on whether you think Plato recorded what Socrates said or put words in his mouth.

  66. I’ve Been Committed To A Psych Ward Three Times — And It Never Helped
    For those of us living with severe mental illness, the world is full of cages.

    My third hospitalization occurred in rural Louisiana. I told the doctor that I was a writer and had studied psychology at Yale and Stanford, which was about as believable as my saying that I was an astronaut and an identical twin born to a Russian ambassador. I later trounced the other patients in a mandatory group therapy word game, not allowing anyone else to score a point; to do so was childish, but I was tired of being treated as though I were stupid. I do not know how my behavior in this session reflected on me from the nurses’ and doctor’s perspectives. It may have indicated that I was intelligent, or at least book-smart, two characteristics that are of dubious value in a psychiatric hospital. It almost certainly indicated that I can be a stubborn asshole.

    The doctor told me in one of our rare meetings that I’d said, upon emergency room intake, that I believed in “a conspiracy of people” who were determined to hurt me.

    “I didn’t say that,” I said. “I said that I was feeling unsafe.” But “feeling unsafe”— as in, feeling terror about everything and nothing in particular — was an unfortunate phrase for me to use during the intake. “Unsafe” is a psychiatric code word for “suicidal,” which I was not, although I was many other things.

    1. So…. lunatics with typewriters?

      1. STEVE SMITH

        WE DO NOT USE TYPEWRITERS HERE!!!!

        oh.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Is STEVE SMITH locked in a mental institution or is the mental institution locked in with STEVE SMITH?

    2. Suthenboy

      Betting he was at Southeast or Central. Most of the patients there did everything they could to stay in the hospital, even sabotaging their discharge right before being discharged with some kind of stupid stunt. I couldn’t blame them.
      I have to say, the hospital is a pretty safe place for people who cant function in society. They end up sleeping under bridges, killed, injured or in no-shit prison outside the hospital. The world is indeed a scary place for the mentally ill.

      1. invisible finger

        You didn’t read the article, it was a woman writing it. Your account does jibe with what she wrote – she was voluntarily committed this time (the others were involuntary, I think).

        But mixing the two types seems to create more anxiety amongst all of them. If you are voluntarily committed you can typically leave when you want, when you are involuntarily committed you must leave when you are discharged. In her case, by using a bad word (unsafe) she was no longer considered voluntary.

        Where your account jibes is that those going in voluntarily can see the difference between the voluntaries and the involuntaries. The voluntaries see what the involuntaries are living through as hell, whereas the involuntaries are often scared of discharge.

        When I read the article I couldn’t help be feel as though progressives are essentially trying to model society the same way a psych ward handles its involuntaries. The author of the article explained that she tried to get people to take the voluntary route, but most of them would rather die than check in voluntarily – and she learned why: one false move or one false word and you ain’t voluntary anymore.

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      “I’m book smart,” is something repeated by people who aren’t nearly as “any kind of smart” as they think they are.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Do people not know the fucking point of the song is that Irving Berlin was dreaming of a Northeast Christmas while stuck in Los Angeles?

    No, no, no. That song was written by somebody who was sick of department store minstrel shows down south.

  68. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/427773-gop-poised-to-rebuke-trump

    FYI- the Republican Caucus are who we thought they were.

    FTA:

    GOP lawmakers are deeply concerned over President Trump’s reluctance to listen to his senior military and intelligence advisers, fearing it could erode national security. They say the Senate has lost too much of its constitutional power over shaping the nation’s foreign policy and argue that it’s time to begin clawing some of it back.

    “Power over foreign policy has shifted to the executive branch over the last 30 years. Many of us in the Senate want to start taking it back,” said a Republican senator closely allied with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.).

    They plan to send Trump a stern admonishment by voting Thursday afternoon on an amendment sponsored by McConnell warning “the precipitous withdrawal” of U.S. forces from Syria and Afghanistan “could put at risk hard-won gains and United States national security.”

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “We want to re-assert congressional authority over war, because this guy isn’t making enough war”

      – Mitch McConnell

      1. WTF

        They are concerned that the commander in chief may re-deploy troops away from a war that congress never authorized to begin with.
        They really are fucking idiots.

        1. R C Dean

          Which is entirely his prerogative in any event.

          Mitch, you wanna say where troops are deployed, win a Presidential election first. Or, if you simply must, hold funding for the military until you get what you want.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      MOAR WAR

      That and spending are the only things the parties agree on.

    3. R C Dean

      Power over foreign policy has shifted to the executive branch over the last 30 years.

      Its not clear to me how much power is intended to be wielded over foreign policy by the legislature. In their enumerated powers, I see a reference to regulating commerce with foreign nations, declaring war, and that’s about it. In Article II, the Senate has advice and consent on treaties. I know the Senate approves ambassadors, but I’m not sure where that comes from – it didn’t jump out at me on a quick review.

      That’s actually not a lot of power over foreign policy, at least in the Constitution.

      1. Gadfly

        It’s the veto power is what it is. Congress makes domestic policy, which the President can veto, and the President makes foreign policy, which the Congress can veto. But the way it is set up, Congress still has the upper hand in both, if they choose to exercise it.

        1. R C Dean

          Outside of regulating commerce as it arrives on our shores and approving treaties, there is a whole lot of foreign policy that Congress really doesn’t have any direct say on. Indirect, via the power of the purse? Sure, but that’s a blunt instrument. Direct, via enumerated powers, not so much.

      2. Raven Nation

        The power would be in spending: Congress can refuse to fund the military if it chooses. Of course, the idea of a massive standing army would have been anathema to most founders.

    4. Suthenboy

      Hard-won gains? What gains? Name one. That is a big ol’ steaming pile right there.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    that’s Kyrsten Sinema, the Democrat senator from Arizona, on the floor of the United States Senate, dressed like a 42-year-old housewife trying to look 26 and bang one of her son’s high school friends.

    Just as long as she’s not wearing a head scarf.

    1. Jarflax

      I love that she calls herself the ‘senior senator’. Bitch you stole the election 3 weeks before they appointed your opponent to the other seat, you took office together, you ain’t senior.

      1. Rhywun

        Christ, what an asshole.

      2. R C Dean

        Interesting question. Since they were sworn in together, I would say neither is senior. You’re not a Senator until you take office, after all. I think the Senate has some rules that make a difference based on who is senior.

        I did like the governor appointing the losing candidate as the temporary Senator. What I’m really hoping for is that McSally wins in a couple of years, and Sinema loses when she is up for re-election.

        1. “Sinema loses when she is up for re-election”

          I wouldn’t bet on it. Dems are only going to get better at stealing elections as time goes on and the Pubs have no interest in curbing it since some late night comedian might call them a racist.

          1. Raston Bot

            if they don’t get on the vote harvesting bandwagon soon, then there won’t be a single Repub in Orange County in another election.

          2. R C Dean

            The Dems are definitely working toward a one-party state, like Mexico until relatively recently. If the Repubs don’t watch their ass, they won’t even be useful as a token opposition party.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Like, the explody kind made with actual explosives, or the other kind?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Its a stack of tweets from @dril. The takes are so hot they are incendiary.

        PS we as a society are much impoverished now that we no longer call them infernal devices.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      $5 that it was a pile of junk left behind by the many bums that run rampant in the town. Totally out of control and EPD turns a blind eye to all of it.

  70. The Late P Brooks

    I would expect Walmart to be chock full of improvised weapons, even if you don’t have the key for the guns and ammo.

    Cast iron frying pans and meat cleavers, easily accessible, in aisle 9.

  71. The Late P Brooks

    “would” from the back

    You’d better have irrefutable confirmation of enthusiastic consent.