Wednesday Afternoon Links

Hey folks, I’m here with a few links for y’all to chatter about in the comments. Or  you can ignore them completely and go off-topic immediately. I’m feeling extra permissive today and you guys benefit! You can even complain about me reusing links someone else posted. It’s a fucking free-for-all!

Annnndd I guess I need a music link? I guess this will do.

As Dr. Laura always used to say “Now go take on the day!”

Comments

357 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links”

  1. Count Potato

    I was getting 503 and 504 errors trying to log in.

    1. Brochettaward

      It was the lizard people throwing their dicks around after some people mocked them. They’re everywhere. They see and hear everything. Watch yourself.

    2. Tres Cool

      I’m not saying it’s Russians, but….

      1. Count Potato

        So you are saying it was the Jews?

        1. Spudalicious

          Isn’t it always? Plenty of Joohs in Russia.

        2. FOS

          Did someone mention Jews….

          https://youtu.be/FPDM4t4gDsk

  2. LJW

    I was begining to think STEVE SMITH forgot to pay the internet bill. I kept getting gateways errors.

  3. Count Potato

    “You guys are all dog people, right?: It’s Good To Be King: Wire Fox Terrier Wins Westminster Dog Show (if you just want a pic of the winner this is faster)”

    That border collie got robbed.

    1. B.P.

      I wonder if they’re required to select a different breed each year for the winner. I do like the sensible skirts, flats, and waist coats that all of the handlers wear.

      That said: Malamute uber alles.

      1. Enough About Palin

        Best dog I ever had was a Newfoundland / black Labrador mix named The Big Dog. What a big sweetheart. And how he loved to cuddle with the cats.

        1. B.P.

          That sounds like a cool dog. I had a giant labrador/chow/rottweiler mix that everyone thought was a Newfie.

          1. Enough About Palin

            He was. Rescue dog. Eight when I got him. He was scheduled to be put down that day (no one wants a big black dog). Very serendipity. for us both. Previous owners would beat him if he tried to come into their house (or just for the hell of it), so he lived outside in Minneapolis year-round. I had to teach him it was okay to come inside, literally having to drag him into the house at first and after that from room to room. After a few days he decide that the best place to be was on the living room couch. And he lived like a king. The thing is, at six-feet from nose to but and weighing 110 lbs., he could have handily killed his original owners.

          2. Tundra

            People are shit.

            I may go the rescue route next time. Both my GSD and PON were purebreds, and great dogs, but there sure seem to be a lot of good weird dogs out there.

          3. Mad Scientist

            Our new dog is a rescue mutt. We’ve had him a year now and he’s just a big goofball, much like our previous GSD. I’m going to be a wreck when this guy’s time is up.

          4. kinnath

            One of my shelties turned 12 this week. The other turns 12 in two months. We have a year or two left with them.

            My wife says no more dogs, but I am not sure that I believe her.

          5. Tundra

            Yeah, my wife has made those noises before, but I plan to have a dog until it’s impossible (or I’m dead).

          6. Every time I think about getting a pet, I stop and ask “Do I really hate these animals so much as to subject them to living with me?” The answer has been “no”.

          7. Enough About Palin

            My current GSD is a purebread with a pedigree (father’s male bloodline can be traced uninteruppted to one of the original six male GSDs used to establish the breed in mid-18th century Germany; her father was flown in from Germany to to Wisconsin to breed with female dogs owned by actual sheepherders). Strikingly beautiful dog. She knows over 60 commands, infinite nuances and is smarter than me by a country mile. She too also loves the cats (big fan of the butts), but when she goes, I’ll be looking for another Newfy / Lab mix.

      2. Komondor for the win.

        1. B.P.

          Those things are pretty cool.

          1. My parents had a komondor mix named Omar. Unfortunately it was sick as a puppy and wound up brain damaged, and was literally one of the dumbest dogs you’d ever meet. The dumb floppy dog loved everybody but my 6’8″ BIL, which I think was solely because of BIL’s height.

            My parents’ cairn terrier (another great dog) would chew on the Omar’s tail and ears, and the only protest he’d put up would be to try to sleep somewhere else. He could have beat the crap out of the little terrier if he had wanted to.

      3. Malamute? Klondike Kat always catches his mouse.

  4. Brochettaward

    You can even complain about me

    I might have to take you up on that offer.

  5. (if you just want a pic of the winner this is faster)

    That’s a video. (I can’t get Twitter videos to play on my Firefox on Linux setup.)

    1. MikeS

      Ahh…the superiority of Linux strikes again.

      1. Linux is a fully functional operating system – for server software.

    2. Stillhunter

      which distro? FF plays videos on mine. Mint 19.1

  6. Tres Cool

    “Former U.S. Air Force officer faces spy charges after defecting to Iran”

    They should build a wall or something…..

  7. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    Was Fred Durst the cover picture for these links? That’s not OK

    1. jesse.in.mb

      Do you not like his o-face from his celebrity sex tape? For shame.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Now that I know such a tape exists, I must see it. Damn it all!

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Lemme know when you’ve watched it. I want to discuss the plot twist with someone who knows.

          1. Mad Scientist

            In a twist no one expected, the band plays a song that doesn’t suck?

          2. jesse.in.mb

            That wouldn’t be a believable plot twist. The Fred Durst sex tape contains a plausible sex act that seems less likely because of certain visual cues, but then ends up happening. I’ve seen it a couple of times with friends and they’re all surprised by the same elements of the uhhh narrative arc.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I am seriously going to watch it. I would be happy to dissect the plot on the message board here. This is happening.

          4. MikeS

            I’m oddly looking forward to it…

          5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Wife: What are you doing? You’ve been in the bathroom for over half an hour.

            Me: Watching Fred Durst’s porno

            Wife: Could you not find the sex tape of a musician that is still relevant?

          6. Private Chipperbot

            I feel this is the perfect subject for a filmed Glib panel discussion.

          7. Playa Manhattan

            So… what’s the plot twist?

            I have all 3 kids with me. Not gonna watch.

          8. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            He pulls out a cookie and it turns out that he did not do it all for the nookie

          9. Gustave Lytton

            Stop! You’re killing me!

        2. PBRstreetgang

          You won’t see it coming

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        *checks front page*

        OH LAWD NO

  8. Count Potato

    “Bizarre! Bugs Bunny figure in Death to America chants at Islamic Revolution anniversary in Tehran.”

    https://twitter.com/fpleitgenCNN/status/1094869576943394816

    Wait until they find out he was a cross-dresser.

  9. Mad Scientist

    You guys are all dog people, right?

    Yes, but I’m not convinced that dog show people are dog people AT ALL.

    1. Word. They’re a whole ‘nother breed.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Best in show, great movie

          1. I was trying to start a pun thread…

          2. I sincerely appreciate the assist, shih tzu not.

    2. wdalasio

      I made a similar comment to my girlfriend last night. I think a lot of the dog show circuit is sort of a fashionista circle jerk for bored rich people. They want a dog that looks DIFFERENT. Hence the Wire Fox Terrier this year after the Bichon last year. So, normal breeds tend to get looked down upon, even if they are purebreds with pedigrees. Honestly, I thought the bull and the Staffordshires were prettier terriers than the Wire Fox. And I was not at all happy when the mastiffs and St. Bernard didn’t make it to the finals for the Working Dogs category.

      What can I say. I live in the city and have to enjoy others’ dogs vicariously.

      1. The winner isn’t based on prettiness, but on which one is the best exemplar of the standards for its own breed, isn’t it?

        1. wdalasio

          True. But, even the judge for the Best in Show said that, once you get to the final rounds, none of them aren’t exceptional examples of their breeds. So, it was a question of which dog “wants it most” (his words). Personally, I think he made the mistake of admitting it really did come down to personal preference.

          1. Tundra

            Of course it is. I was shocked in 2017 when the GSD won.

          2. Enough About Palin

            FUCK YOU!

          3. Tundra

            Down, boy.

            They pick foofoo dogs year after year and finally a real dog won.

          4. Brochettaward

            More evidence of the (((gaytriarchy))).

          5. juris imprudent

            What is it with GSD? Are there other German Shepards out there? GSM, GSH, GSC?

        2. Not Adahn

          In theory yes.

        3. Spudalicious

          The problem is that many of the dogs are breed for appearance, not the health of the animal. For some reason, GSDs hunched down in the back are supposedly a good thing. Now almost all GSD born in the country have hip displasia. The AKC has also ruined a number of hunting breeds. Dogs are breed for appearance, not hunting ability. Then the two get breed together and you end up with a good looking dog that can’t hunt.

          1. Tundra

            Now almost all GSD born in the country have hip displasia

            Breeders are working to correct that. Mine, born in 1994, was quite square and never had any joint issues (lived to nearly 14). The breeder we got her from was very down on the exaggerated top line.

          2. Spudalicious

            It also requires the AKC to change their standards. They’ve ruined a lot of breeds. Hardly anybody knows what a Pudelpointer is, even though they’ve been in this country for 60 years. The reason is the Breeder’s Association has very strict standards on what dogs can be bred and told the AKC to go fuck themselves.

    3. Tundra

      I love Best In Show because it’s extremely accurate. And I agree, they aren’t dog people.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        So San Diego Cat Fanciers Association has an annual cat show. I have a couple of friends who go and I usually try to get down there and join them. It is such a fucking weird experience. Every time we go with someone new we explain the Cat Agility Trials as “some frumpy woman will take out a cat, explain the agility trial, try to get the cat to do it, and when the cat ends up just grooming itself for 10 minutes in one of the tunnels she’ll exasperatedly start explaining how good the cat was a few hours ago and she must just be stressed by the crowds.” And then they say “huh that seems like an oddly specific caricature.” 20 minutes later “Was…was that scripted or something? That was verbatim what happened!”

        1. Tundra

          That’s hilarious! The agility, herding and field trials for dogs are actually pretty fun. It’s amazing what some of the dogs can do.

          1. MikeS

            I like the water dogs competitions. Those dogs can fly.

          2. I’m Here To Help

            My little mix is quite a fan of the water (he’ll go for a swim in the pool on his own if he gets too hot). But he has absolutely no desire to jump into the water. If we are playing fetch and the ball goes in the pool, he will run around the pool to the steps and enter there, even if the ball is on the far side of the pool. He jumped in once, came to the surface with a “nope, never doing that again” look on his face.

            I was really hoping he would be one of the jumpers – it would be hilarious to watch him compete. He has the legs of a dachshund and the body of a staffie. Or as my vet describes: “two dogs long and half a dog high…”

          3. Not Adahn

            Someday I will be rich enough to have a flyball team.

        2. Tonio

          All about the pussy, eh?

        3. Gadfly

          …Cat Agility Trials…

          Who in their right mind thought that was a good thing? Cats by nature are ornery, disobedient little things. It sounds like cat shows aren’t run by cat people, either.

          1. The trials should be just two events: Curling Up in Lap and Purring. That’s entirely what a good cat is all about.

          2. Rasilio

            How about catching and creatively killing small animals?

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I could talk or not talk all day.

  10. B.P.

    Following up on this morning’s link (and subsequent discussion) about folks fleeing the high taxes of blue states, and then infecting other states with the sort of bullshit they seemingly fled (as a 3-decade Colorado resident, I feel the pain), my question is: What if it’s just a matter of everywhere turning leftist now? It does seem to be a successful social contagion, and it’s not like the states that everyone is fleeing from are suddenly going to turn red when people leave to go ruin another state.

    1. Well, that depends. On whether or not some of the people who’ve migrated are open to discussion about their ideas and why the system in the red states worked well enough to draw them there.

      1. Spudalicious

        Cost of living. Simple as that. Those that care also come for the conservative bent of the culture. Prices have gone up so much that people that come from the PRK to look for houses are surprised at how much more expensive they are that they expected.

        1. I browsed houses a few days ago.

          It was depressing how much house and land the price of my little box could buy in better states.

          Especially since I’m convinced I’d never offload the thing for close to what I paid for it.

      2. Tonio

        Someone brought up earlier that corporate relocation might, in part, be driving this. Corporations seek out places with more corporate-friendly climates, they bring employees with them, and those employees bring dependents, some of whom vote.

        Also, I have an awful suspicion/fear that progs are deliberately moving places to infect them and swing them socialist.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “my question is: What if it’s just a matter of everywhere turning leftist now?”

      I don’t entirely buy the “migration” argument. Florida, if anything, has become more Republican friendly than it was in the past (a Republican just unseat a sitting Democratic senator in the last race). Also, I think it’s inevitable that we are going to see the Midwest become staunchly Republican (with a few exceptions) as we see Iowa and Ohio both becoming much, much, much more Republican than they were ten years ago.

      I think it’s a matter of “who is migrating”. In the case of CO, it’s almost exclusively young people. In the case of FL, it’s almost exclusively middle aged or older people.

      1. B.P.

        Fair point on the age of the migrants.

      2. Viking1865

        Yeah you also got to remember that a lot of the migrants are conservatives saying “fuck this shit, I’m out.”

        The two real locust cases are

        1. CA’s infection of CO and other states, to a lesser degree. This is due to CA having so many people, so they can send a lot of spores and overwhelm thinly populated states like NV.

        2. VA’s destruction is due solely to the federal leviathan. The state is run by federal, state, and local employees now, because they are the single largest voting bloc. Between the hundreds of thousands of federal employees, hundreds of thousands of more contractors, and then add in probably another 100,000 people who work for various state schools and hospitals, the parasites literally outnumber the productive.

        ” Florida, if anything, has become more Republican friendly than it was in the past (a Republican just unseat a sitting Democratic senator in the last race). Also, I think it’s inevitable that we are going to see the Midwest become staunchly Republican (with a few exceptions) as we see Iowa and Ohio both becoming much, much, much more Republican than they were ten years ago.”

        Yeah there’s very much of a shift going on, I think the Democratic Party is fully transitioning to a party of the “knowledge workers” and the outright parasites. Which is going to give them the coasts, give them the Federal Province of Virginia. The Republicans need to stand shoulder to shoulder with the gas workers and the farmers and the manufacturers and build the MidWest into an electoral redoubt. You can win elections by chaining together the South and the MidWest, and carrying FL, and TX. They need to embrace Trump style authenticity and direct connection.

        1. Tonio

          Wholehearted yes on point 2.

        2. FOS

          Nice analysis. I like that word spore.

    3. SugarFree

      I think that understanding it as a social contagion is a useful model.

      Millennials and GenZ are terrified of seeming like bullies or the ill-defined “mean people.” (A catch-all for any non-progressive thought or act.) Socialism has been defined to them as “everyone helping out everyone else.” So how, in a basic psychological sense, can they not be socialists?

      Historical examples (even current examples) of socialism can be dismissed, because, obviously, it must not have been everyone helping out everyone else, because how could that not work? The argument that “real socialism” has never been tried can’t be true because they have defined socialism as a spirit of generosity and interconnectedness.

      Socialism is being good, so they want to be good.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Sounds more like a religion than an economic system. The “Great Awokening” is upon us

        1. SugarFree

          I think of it more as an aggressive rejection of adulthood. As childhood has become less and less competitive on an interpersonal level, childhood has become a comfortable state of being. Prolonged adolescence is becoming the norm and “adulting” is performative actions, not leaving the supportive environment of childhood as a crucial step in the maturation process.

          I work with young people. They really are very sweet and easy to get along with and my natural cynicism baffles them. They aren’t bad people, just a generation of Eloi ripe for harvest by Morlocks.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            My son should be fine then. He’s as cynical as they come.

          2. kinnath

            aggressive rejection of adulthood.

            Few things piss me off more than seeing “adulting” on facebook.

            Grow the fuck up moron.

          3. Tonio

            ^So much this (Sug and kinnath).

            That phrase infuriates me. Yeah, adult responsibilities suck sometimes. Deal with it.

          4. wdalasio

            Maybe somebody needs to reread Lord of the Flies.

            But, I think, overall, you’re right on the money about the rejection of adulthood. But, really, it’s their parents who are to blame for that. The entire desire for both socialism and adulation on so many millennials’ part reminds me of Veruca Salt insisting that she wants it NOW!!

            But, as the Oompa Loompa’s said:

            Blaming the kids is a cry and a shame
            We know exactly who to blame
            The Mother and the Father

          5. kinnath

            So far, I have manage to avoid saying out loud “your parents should be beaten with a stick”, but I think that so many times when I run into millenials.

          6. juris imprudent

            That is hateful reading, what with the bullying and all. Precious little snowflakes can’t read that.

            Notice, this isn’t the child in question being an asshole, it is the parent that is grooming an intellectual cripple.

          7. Winston

            just a generation of Eloi ripe for harvest by Morlocks.

            The Cynic in me wonders if this was the intention all along…

      2. I think it was here that I first read the line, but:

        The main difference between socialism and fascism is that nobody claims real fascism has never been tried before.

      3. B.P.

        Great. Now I need to figure out how to get my kid to navigate his growing-up years without being a simpering pansy while still having something of a social life.

      4. Soyboy

        A former friend of mine was with me in San Francisco, waiting outside a concert venue as a homeless man asked people in line for money. Everyone ignored him. My friend remarked how not giving the man money was an example of our capitalist culture* rejecting socialism. I retorted, “No, socialism would stealing other people’s money and giving it to him.” My friend scoffed and rolled his eyes.

        *he’s also a fan of the phrase “late-stage capitalism” .. of course.

        Ironically, the friend is also the most consumeristic person I know, and that (i.e. vocal embrace of “socialism,” vocal denigration of “capitalism,” while actively-but-not-vocally embracing consumerism) is not an isolated tendency—most of my progressivist peers embody it.

        1. Soyboy

          (And no, the friend didn’t give the man any money either. Of course.)

          1. Mad Scientist

            The “somebody should do something” impulse is nearly always “somebody else should do something.”

          2. juris imprudent

            “somebody else should do something” that I want done.

        2. Fatty Bolger

          “vocal denigration of “capitalism,” while actively-but-not-vocally embracing consumerism”

          And thank goodness for this. It’s one of the things that keeps me optimistic about the future.

    4. Count Potato

      “New York Governor: Florida is stealing our population”

      https://hotair.com/archives/2019/02/12/new-york-governor-florida-stealing-population/

      1. Andy, Andy, how many times do I have to tell you, xitizens are not serfs. They’re allowed to leave if you do dumb shit.

        1. juris imprudent

          That isn’t what his daddy taught him. All political family dynasties should be dealt the fate of the Kennedys (and there are few more of them that need to die off).

      2. Build a wall.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Get NJ to pay for it!

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        “He said New Yorkers are fleeing to the sunshine state to save big time on taxes.”

        WHY WON’T YOU PEOPLE DO THE RIGHT THING AND STAY TO BE RAPED BY ME?!?

        Cuomo is competing for biggest coo-coo with Trudeau and AOC.

    5. KSuellington

      If I was going to collectivize I’d blame the East Coast transplants for turning California progressive.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        As a 4th generation Californian, I will agree.

        1. juris imprudent

          Hear! Hear!

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        Yes, Welcome to California, now go home

    6. Drake

      Much of the reason immigration is a hot topic. Those aren’t conservatives sneaking across the border.

      1. Suthenboy

        Bingo
        They are importing commies

    7. Rhywun

      What if it’s just a matter of everywhere turning leftist now?

      I think that is a large part of it. Everyone says the suburbs are the fastest growing regions in America. Well, guess what? The suburbs are blue now. It doesn’t matter if they’re filling up with people from California or Texas.

      None of this was a big deal before the government amassed for itself the vast amounts of unconstitutional power over us it currently has. That is the problem that needs to be addressed.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Yep. I don’t care what my neighbors’ politics are, and I shouldn’t have to. The whole purpose of the constitution is to keep us from violating each others’ rights. Democracy encourages just the opposite.

        1. I slightly suspect that the lack of bodily harm inflicted upon me is partly due to no one in real life knowing my opinions.

        2. FOS

          Well the Constitution is a dead fucking letter.

          If my neighbors politics happens to make him a bacha bazi enthusiast. I’m gonna give a fuck

      2. Soyboy

        Addressed how?

        1. Tundra

          Defunding 400 of the 440+ federal agencies is a good start.

          1. Soyboy

            Americans reject such radicalism and extremism.

            (And this is why the social contagion theory is apt.)

        2. Forcable enforcement of constitutional limits on the government.

        3. Rhywun

          Hey, I don’t have all the answers. There are two good suggestions right above me for a start, though.

      3. Spudalicious

        It also comes with life becoming easier. When you live in a place where everything you need is at your fingertips, it’s easier to believe in the collectivist culture. When you don’t have that luxury, you have to be more responsible for your own life and you tend to be more conservative.

        We went to Boston last October. I was listening to a conversation the two male flight attendants were having. One lived in Denver, the other was on this flight for the first time and lived in Boston.

        Boston guy: “I love living in Boston. I don’t have a car. I get off work, jump on the red line at the curb and it drops me two blocks from my apartment. Do you use public transportation in Denver?”

        Denver guy: “Well, in Colorado you’re pretty much two hours from everything so having a car can be important.”

        Boston guy: “Oh, I’ve never even thought about that.”

    8. Tonio

      Agree with Sug and BP (is that you, Baked?) that the social contagion model is as good an explanation as any.

      This topic fascinates me.

      1. B.P.

        Baked Penguin and I are two distinct Tulpas.

        I should probably change my handle at some point, but I brought it over from TOS, where I was a charter commenter (ie — there from the beginning).

      2. Bobarian LMD

        It’s a disease vector.

      3. FOS

        Memes are fun to look at using this model. The left memes like Pabst blue ribbon. The right memes like Jim Fucking Beam.

  11. I know just yesterday I said that if there was pizza left to go cold, it was bad pizza.

    But today I’m baking pizza for the express purpose of putting it in the fridge for tomorrow.

    Hypocracy? Madness? Or Lunch?

    1. Brochettaward

      What color are your pizza making gloves?

      1. If I wore any, they’d come out of the box of nitrile kitchen gloves and be blue.

      2. PBRstreetgang

        One of the strangest pick-up lines I’ve ever heard

        1. commodious spittoon

          “Hey, baby, how d’you feel about cold pizza for breakfast?”

        2. Woulda been better if it was about pastrami making gloves while watching television.

          1. Not Adahn

            Pastrami is the most sensuous of the salted cured meats.

          2. SugarFree

            I don’t see what else could ever compete.

          3. Tundra

            Prosciutto.

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Capicolo

          5. SugarFree

            Is prosciutto cured? I thought it was only salted and air dried.

          6. Bobarian LMD

            Sounds like baloney to me.

          7. TUNDRA IS CORRECT.

        3. SugarFree

          One of the strangest pick-up lines I’ve ever heard

          “I’d love to stuff a pillow with your hair.”

          1. Bobarian LMD

            “Say, what size are you?”

    2. Well, the pizza is out of the oven. So here comes the hard part – I have to not eat it today.

      1. Bagged up and in the fridge.

        Good chance it’ll survive to be lunch tomorrow.

      2. Spudalicious

        Why, for the love of Pete, would you do that to yourself?!?

        1. Because I need lunch tomorrow too.

        2. juris imprudent

          UCS works for the state of NY doesn’t he, so obviously he has a masochistic streak.

  12. Private Chipperbot

    The hackers managed to gain access to a Facebook group of U.S. government agents.

    Our best and brightest…

    1. Mad Scientist

      It’s always so much nicer if they can pass it before you find out what’s in it.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      And Markey moves into the lead as Dumbest Senator.

      1. Winston

        That must be a tough race…

        1. juris imprudent

          Have you ever watched slugs ‘race’?

      2. grrizzly

        My other Senator is Ms. Warren.

        1. dbleagle

          Markey has been double lapped in that race by my Senator. I give you Senator Hirono, who the Prez recently called out for her support for the GND by noting that trains can’t make it to hawaii.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ed Markey, certified useful idiot.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I don’t think Democrats find him to be too useful

      2. Brochettaward

        We’re having the first national conversation on climate change in a decade. We can’t let Republicans sabotage it.

        It’s funny. I don’t see anyone discussing climate change. I see a lot of people mocking a ridiculous resolution and a bunch of Democrats, the ones who aren’t in solidly, North Korean-democracy type blue strongholds scared to put their name to it. Beyond that, you fucks held more power over the last decade than the Republicans at the federal level.

        Also, you fucks told us the discussion was settled along time ago.

    4. Winston

      But Vanity Fair says it is more popular than McConnell thinks! Or this a “don’t throw me in the briar patch” situation?

    5. Private Chipperbot

      I’m not sure why he’s pushing this. She’s never going to bang him.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        So, you’re saying she’s into bad boys?

        That’s what Cocaine Mitch’s real motive is.

    6. Tonio

      Yo, Ed – if your little socialist power grab is such a good thing, then why are you afraid of people going on record to support it? Democracy dies in darkness, after all.

    7. Juvenile Bluster

      TOS had a good take on that

      One might counter that putting forth a wildly over-ambitious resolution that you don’t want to vote on, presumably because you believe doing so would harm both your party’s political fortunes and your political goals, is itself a form of self-sabotage. This does not appear to have occurred to Markey.

    8. Rufus the Monocled

      He’s being a useful idiot to AOC.

      Not a good look at his age.

      Markey: “I did it AOC! I did it! For me. For US!”

      AOC (sharpens knife): “Yes, Ed. Yes. You did good….

      Markey: What’s that? Is that a kn….umph.”

      AOC (gently caressing Ed’s head and limp hair): Shhhh my love. We must mobilize. For the greater good….”

      Markey: “I feel so….”

      AOC: Glorious. You feel….glorious.”

      Markey: “….cold.”

      /Dies. AOC drops body walks away.

      AOC: Clean it up. Get the Febreze. It smell old man in here.

      1. Tundra

        *applause*

        1. Bobarian LMD

          THe depravity around here seems to be contagious. Even Canadians are catching it.

  13. Count Potato

    “My Native American heritage was an amazing discovery.”

    https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1095743998080229376

    Because no one was living in Cuba before the Spaniards showed up?

    1. Well, no one they thought they left alive…

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Oh shut up Marco, nobody asked.

  14. Fatty Bolger

    And you thought you had it tough: Justin Bieber reportedly seeking treatment for depression and anxiety

    The “Sorry” singer has been open about battling depression and anxiety, most recently in Vogue. Bieber shares the March cover with his wife, Hailey.

    “I got really depressed on tour,” he recalled of canceling the final 14 shows of his Purpose World Tour. “I haven’t talked about this, and I’m still processing so much stuff that I haven’t talked about. I was lonely. I needed some time.”

    The Biebers also discussed their different temperaments. “I’m the emotionally unstable one,” Justin explained. “I struggle with finding peace. I just feel like I care so much and I want things to be so good and I want people to like me. Hailey’s very logical and structured, which I need. I’ve always wanted security — with my dad being gone sometimes when I was a kid, with being on the road. With the lifestyle I live, everything is so uncertain. I need one thing that’s certain. And that … is my baby boo.”

    1. Mental and Emotional instability is not uncommon in people who achieve fame at a young age. The lifestyle messes with mental development.

    2. Rhywun

      I just feel like I care so much and I want things to be so good and I want people to like me.

      So he’s a Democrat?

      1. Mad Scientist

        “and I want people to like me”

        That always makes me cringe. Justin, if you don’t like you, why should anyone else?

        1. Soyboy

          He never said they should, just that he wishes they did. That unbridgeable disconnect leading to anxiety makes sense.

  15. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://thehill.com/business-a-lobbying/429718-los-angeles-passes-law-requiring-companies-that-want-city-contracts-to

    “Los Angeles passes law requiring companies that want city contracts to disclose NRA ties”

    Another reason why Gary Johnson should be our president. His innovative “Bake the Cake” standard would have allowed us to abandon this whole “freedom of association”, “freedom of religion”, “liberty” and First Amendment nonsense.

    1. Winston

      How legal is that?

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Bake the Cake! Moving on….

        1. Winston

          That is not a hill to die on. Pot, porn or Mexicans on the other hand…

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Honestly, I think it’s probably legal. The government is pretty much free to institute any and all requirements upon contractors, beyond “religious tests”. But, I’m not a lawyer.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        It’s massively unconstitutional. Like a federal judge would look at it, take a few days off to recover from the concussion he likely gave himself facepalming, and then throw it out.

        And then it goes to the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. And even they wouldn’t allow it. Then it goes to the full 9th Circuit, which still doesn’t allow it, though there’s a dissent. Then there’s a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Hey, something to be optimistic about! Thanks for the expert opinion.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            The NRA lawyer mentions it in the article. They can choose who to do business with, and have certain requirements, but those requirements can’t violate constitutional rights — in this case it’s a 1A violation, as it’s a restriction based on content of beliefs.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Yeah, but you actually know whether or not that’s an argument that holds water. Hence, thank you for the expert opinion. I will gladly return the favor if you ever need someone to label something as “The Nick Gillespie” of something or other.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            That was the Nick Gillespie of legal opinions?

        2. Gustave Lytton

          I hope so.

          Attempting to prevent people from joining together to petition the government, aside from other violations by that new ordinance, is breathtaking. That it was 14-0 is even more so.

          1. Rhywun

            That it was 14-0 is even more so.

            I’m not surprised. The local governments in cities like LA and NY are stuffed to the gills with “activists”, union hacks, and similar wastrels. These bullshit “signal” votes are their bread and butter.

    2. grrizzly

      It’s a relief that that sensible libertarian-friendly gun rights organizations are not under pressure.

      1. Winston

        Not yet…

      2. Bobarian LMD

        I’m sorry, are you talking about baby murdering racists?

    3. Rhywun

      requiring-companies-that-want-city-contracts-to

      I was expecting that be completed with something either about Israel or bathrooms. NRA works too, I guess.

  16. Count Potato

    “Los Angeles passes law requiring companies that want city contracts to disclose NRA ties

    The L.A. City Council passed an ordinance Tuesday requiring companies that have contracts with the city to disclose whether they have ties to the National Rifle Assn., already prompting threats of a lawsuit.

    The vote was 14 to 0. Councilman Jose Huizar was absent.

    Prospective contractors now must disclose under affidavit any contracts or sponsorships they or their subsidiaries have with the NRA. The city has similar policies about companies involved in the construction of President Trump’s proposed border wall and over the historic investment in or profits from slavery.

    The ordinance on the NRA was sought by Councilman Mitch O’Farrell, who cited several recent mass shootings in the U.S. At Tuesday’s meeting, he said the NRA has “been a road block to gun safety reform at every level of government now for several decades.”

    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-contractors-nra-city-20190212-story.html

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Cool link

      1. Damn your nimble fingers!

    2. Cool story, bro.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nice to know the typhus epidemic is solved.

    4. Mad Scientist

      The ordinance on the NRA was sought by Councilman Mitch O’Farrell, who cited several recent mass shootings in the U.S. At Tuesday’s meeting, he said the NRA has “been a road block to gun safety reform at every level of government now for several decades.”

      That pesky constitution though, he’s not worried about that,

      1. When was he ever?

      2. juris imprudent

        Los Angeles, it is still part of the state of California, right Councilman? What gun restriction in California has the NRA held up?

  17. Winston

    Rufus?

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/nationalpost.com/news/politics/heres-what-quebecs-francophone-pundits-are-saying-about-jody-wilson-raybould-and-snc-lavalin/amp

    The next day, on Radio-Canada’s news program Le télé journal, an expert on public and private governance, Michel Nadeau, defended the prime minister. “He told Quebecers, ‘Look, with SNC-Lavalin, I did what I had to do,’” Nadeau said in French, paraphrasing Trudeau. “‘And those who had something to say about it could have raised their hands, or come to me. But Wilson-Raybould didn’t present herself.’” The real mystery, he said, was why bureaucrats would obstruct an agreement for SNC-Lavalin when the same is done for multinational companies across the world, and in light of the company’s role in “building modern Quebec.”

    On Tuesday Michel Girard, for the Journal de Montreal, added his voice to the mix to declare “mortal consequences” if SNC-Lavalin is prosecuted and convicted. Opposition leaders, he wrote, should be asked why they won’t support SNC-Lavalin like Quebec Premier François Legault does — a pertinent question for Quebecers in a federal election year.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Quebec is one of the most corrupted places in North America. They’ll justify this shit because ‘chez nous’. They do the same thing with Bombardier. Apparently, it’s okay to prop up a company that should have died 25 years ago with bail outs in perpetuity because….Made in Canada or some shit.

      They do use the same ‘logic’ in sports. “Of course we’re political (to justify not hiring NHL coaches who can’t speak French)! Everyone does it!! And the usual ‘In Toronto’…disclaimer.

      It’s disgusting and he’s missing the damn point. A PRIME MINISTER MUST NEVER INTERFERE IN MATTERS OF JUSTICE WITH A JUSTICE MINISTER.

      Nadeau can fuck himself.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Legault is a former Pequiste. He absolutely will defend SNC Lavalin. A thoroughly corrupt company. I know construction is a dirty industry but this is not the point. They don’t understand what they’re advocating for. Legault once cried that Lowe’s was buying a local company called Ro-Na.

        No company or politician should be above the law.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          There you go. From the comments:

          “Quebec pundits have missed the point entirely. There can be no political interference in deciding who gets charged with crimes and who does not. Imagine an important business person is alleged to be a drunk driver, he or she could just pick up the phone to the PMO to make any charges go away! That’s banana republic territory, not the Canadian way. Shameful Liberals!”

          This guy gets it.

          1. Winston

            Make no mistake this about Quebec votes. I recall some Liberal apologists on CBC comment sections claiming that Scheer was stupid for bringing this up since it will get Quebec mad.

            Oh and a relative of mine did tell me once about how the construction industry in Quebec and the Liberals were (are?) up to their ears in corruption.

    2. Winston

      https://www.google.com/amp/s/beta.ctvnews.ca/national/canada/2019/2/13/1_4294801.html

      What a shock. Makes me think that Butts and Turdeau Jr. Are guilty as charged…

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Look, Liberals mocking the law. What a shock.

    3. Winston

      https://globalnews.ca/news/4951921/justin-trudeau-ethics-investigation-stephen-harper/

      [Trudeau] is also the first and only prime minister to break a federal statute and was found guilty by the federal ethics committee over his Aga Khan trip.

      I trust him implicitly….

  18. Tonio

    The Little Robot that Coud: RIP Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity.

    In addition to exceeding its life expectancy by 60 times, the rover traveled more than 28 miles (45 kilometers) by the time it reached its most appropriate final resting spot on Mars — Perseverance Valley.

    Also set the distance record for driving on another planet or moon.

    1. Sensei

      I also enjoyed all the initial NASA angst and outcry when they were going to initially turn it off. The mission was completed and they didn’t want (or have resources allocated) to do any further missions with it.

      They hit all the sympathetic science media explaining how its mission was completed and it was time to spend the US taxpayers’ money on new space boondoggles.

      Remarkably after outcry and a few articles from some more objective media analyzing the costs to keep it going they “miraculously” found some budget.

  19. Juvenile Bluster

    Michael Avenatti blocked me on twitter yesterday. This is the saddest I’ve been since James Woods blocked me.

    (I think Avenatti has blocked like half the lawyers on Twitter at this point)

    1. Winston

      What did James Woods block you for?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Criticism of his performance in Videodrome

        1. SugarFree

          Then he deserved it. LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        Honestly I can’t remember. It was like 5 years ago, and all my tweets > 1 year old are automatically deleted, so I can’t find what it is.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      You need to put that on your resume

      1. jesse.in.mb

        I was having that conversation with an aunt last week. “Weren’t you denounced by the mayor of a Herzegovinan town on national television? Why isn’t that on your resume? Maybe with a youtube link if you can find it.”

        Apparently he just gave her several back-handed compliments in front of the national press before breaking down into a weird rant.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Your aunt sounds awesome. Would be even more awesome if she owned that shit

  20. Drake

    I just delivery of a Purple mattress. I’ll have a product review comment in a day or two.

    1. Sensei

      Is the purple color before or after use?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        +1 Barney santorum

    2. B.P.

      What the hell kind of euphemism is that?

  21. Was this mentioned already?

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “Trump to Slightly Less Retarded Cuomo: Drop Dead”

      1. Winston

        I’m wondering what made Mario more retarded?

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I’m sorry, the correct answer is “Chris Cuomo”

          1. Winston

            D’oh!

          2. Juvenile Bluster

            Chris is probably the less retarded brother. Which is really sad.

      2. Oh, slightly less than the other Cuomo.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          The Cuomo Spectrum.

    2. Rhywun

      Cuomo painfully admitted he would now need to cut the state budget as a result of the loss of wealthy residents.

      If that actually happens, Trump will have accomplished more in NY than the state GOP has in decades.

      1. I’ll believe it when it happens.

  22. Count Potato

    “Disagree with this detransitioner’s politics but man is Twitter confused if it has decided that stating that gender dysphoria is a mental illness is a suspension-worthy offense. In the DSM that is how it is categorized.”

    https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1095730780288868352

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      The writers of the DSM V need to learn to code.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Isn’t that handled by the billing clerk?

    2. Fatty Bolger

      Even if wasn’t in the DSM, that’s ridiculous.

      1. Brochettaward

        There’s probably an interesting 12 Monkeys-esque point to be made here.

        Speaking of which, has anyone watched that lately? Still fucking awesome.

    3. Rhywun

      That guy was the toast of the Times back when he was “non-binary”. What a time to be alive.

      1. Soyboy

        Social politics is a team sport. Change the jersey, and “boo!” This is the same human being!

    4. Soyboy

      If gender dysphoria isn’t mental illness, how is transitioning a possible solution to anything?

  23. Enough About Palin

    An old Hudson and Landry skit:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llNtGonJEug

  24. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/1095800245999620096

    BREAKING: Progressives Were Asleep for the Entirety of Obama’s Presidency (Which is Probably a Good Thing, Because Otherwise They Wouldn’t Have Voted for This)

    1. Brochettaward

      I went looking for Rep. Lieu’s position on Syria, hoping and frankly expecting some grand hypocrisy. The reality was frankly boring and disappointing. It turns out, he actually has consistent positions on the subject matter:

      “I strongly agree with the President’s decision to withdraw US troops from Syria. Congress never authorized the US to go to war in Syria. While going after terrorists is authorized, both the Obama and Trump Administrations went far beyond the congressionally authorized use of force against terrorists.

      That son of a bitch.

      1. There are still plenty of things you can hate Ted Lieu for.

      2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I remember that Lieu was one of the few Democrats who didn’t act insane after that announcement.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Vice is fully staffed by morons now.

    3. Count Potato

      OFFS

  25. Count Potato

    “I am a drug combination expert. You want to see what it’s like as the opposite sex for 3 hours? What being kissed by God feels like. You want the infinite experience if freedom? Knowledge of yourself? Eroticism that incinerates you? A simple good time? Forgetfulness? I’m your man”

    https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1095767240908132359

    1. I believe the first sentence.

      But that’s about it.

    2. Brochettaward

      I was posted my scale of straight-gay. It was Bert Reynolds to Liberace.

      McAfee could seduce Bert Reynolds.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      McAfee is doing it all wrong. Your not suppose to brag about taking drugs. That’s not presidential. What’s presidential is getting the CIA to smuggle in drugs to poor areas in order to fund an illegal war in Nicaragua.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        When I was young and naive, I heard about the smuggling operations and thought to myself “that’s some crazy conspiracy shit”

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          You weren’t alone. The vast majority of the corporate press insisted that it was a lie and even destroyed the life of one of their fellow reporters after he tried to investigate the matter.

          The corporate press are the enemy of the people, but not for saying mean things about Trump, as the president believes.

      2. Winston

        But wasn’t that part of the “rules-based international liberal economic order” that Trump is destroying?

    4. commodious spittoon

      EternalBrew
      @EternalBrew

      Gimme that stuff that makes me feel like someone who gets eight hours of sleep

      John McAfee
      ‏@officialmcafee

      Lol

      1. commodious spittoon

        This is the greatest Twitter thread ever.

      2. Tundra

        He’s funny as hell.

  26. Winston

    Monica Witt should be the LP’s 2020 nominee.

  27. It’s Jesse!

    http://archive.is/lvWOO

    Shifting gears for Glibs that prefer posteriors.

    1. Count Potato

      I’m thinking Jesse would prefer something more like this:

      https://mcangeles.tumblr.com/

  28. Count Potato

    “Cory Booker Wants Government To Drastically Increase the Cost of Meat to Encourage Veganism”

    https://theresurgent.com/2019/02/12/cory-booker-wants-government-to-drastically-increase-the-cost-of-meat-to-encourage-veganism/

    I have an idea. Let’s take all the progressive legislators and turn them into animal feed. I call it the “Soylent Green New Deal”.

    1. Mad Scientist

      I can get behind that kind of new deal.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      I’m in favor so long as you remove the word “progressive”. Throw in everyone but Massie and Amash.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Rand Paul, brah

    3. Drake

      That guy is an endless fount of bad ideas.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Careful now, I saw Spartacus. The dude was badass.

    4. Rhywun

      Christ, what a smug asshole.

    5. Fatty Bolger

      I remember laughing at this cow farts nonsense back in the 90’s. First time I ever heard it was watching Seaquest DSV.

    6. Rebel Scum

      If you get between me and bacon, we are going to have a problem.

    7. Rebel Scum

      Also, do you know who else was a vegetarian?

      1. Grumbletarian

        Bugs Bunny?

    1. Rebel Scum

      I kinda like the lesbian chick.

  29. Tres Cool

    Tundra on February 13, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Of course it is. I was shocked in 2017 when the GSD won.

    You know who else was a fan of german shepherds ?

    1. Tundra

      Jim Belushi?

    2. creech

      Heidi?

      1. Heidi was Swiss.

        1. creech

          Was Belushi Swiss?

  30. Juvenile Bluster

    Today in police murders, six officers shoot a sleeping man.

    https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/429757-six-police-officers-in-california-fire-shots-at-rapper-found?__twitter_impression=true

    He “reached for his weapon” though. All good!

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Black guys always walk around grabbing their crotches, this is known….

    2. B.P.

      I don’t normally nap in the Taco Bell parking lot, but if I am and I’m startled, I’m probably going to make an erratic “WTF” move on waking up. (And I’d probably still be drunk)

      Also, I like that the commercial that played before the autoplay video showed a St. Bernard sleeping soundly on top of its owner. Nice touch.

    3. Soyboy

      Civilians shouldn’t have funs. They feared for their safety. hth

      1. Soyboy

        Damnit.

        I mean, it still kind of works.

    4. FOS

      I’d call that a Pre-Trial Disposition by Execution

    5. Fatty Bolger

      police said the six officers each fired shots within four seconds, but wouldn’t disclose how many bullets hit McCoy.

      They each got a notch on their belts, and that’s all that matters.

    6. Rebel Scum

      “Reaching” is not a standard that is good for anyone except trigger-happy, pansy-assed government agents. And really not for them either because it sews distrust and resentment from their fellow citizens. But I see that this one is being made into a race issue so I can rest assured that nothing positive will come of discussions and actions pertaining to this event.

  31. Tundra

    Sheriff: Witness ‘eliminated a threat’ by shooting man who killed his wife at Tenn. dentist office

    Nice shot. Too bad he couldn’t have clipped the guy before the woman was killed.

  32. Rebel Scum

    You guys are all dog people, right?

    Cats are superior animals and pets.

    1. Mad Scientist

      Wait, wait! No one start yet! I have to go make popcorn!

    2. wdalasio

      Sorry, but I have to say no to any animal that would promptly proceed to eat my face after I die.

    3. Mojeaux

      Truth.

    4. Bobarian LMD

      Cats are not even pets.

      If they were bigger, they would happily stalk and eat us.

      1. Mojeaux

        Feature, not bug.

      1. Tres Cool

        And furthermore

      2. Rebel Scum

        *Clears throat in obnoxious manner*

        (she got in the xmas tree… a lot…)

    5. FOS

      You fucking rebel scum!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        That’s my boy!!
        Tall Cans!bitch!

        1. Tres Cool

          HEY YUFUS !

    6. commodious spittoon

      Cats are the Nick Gillespie of pets.

    7. Bob Boberson

      “Cats are superior animals…”

      No arguments here, mine lets me and the pup know she’s better than us daily.

      “And pets”

      My dog would die for me in a heartbeat…..like many others have pointed out, my cat would eats me given half a chance. Still I love that insane alien robot.

  33. Winston

    https://www.thenation.com/article/committee-republic-norman-birnbaum/

    Last July, Fein drafted HR 922, which sought to put an end to what he and the committee have defined as “presidential wars,” that is, wars that are waged without regard to Article I, section 8, clause 11 of the Constitution (the War Powers clause). As Fein explains it, the legislation would make presidential wars “impeachable offenses, which would expose the president to impeachment by the House, conviction by the Senate, and removal from office.”

    The legislation was sponsored by Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) and Walter Jones (R-NC). While it didn’t pass, it did spark a much-needed discussion over Congress’s abdication of its constitutional duties with regard to matters of war and peace.

    In addition to taking up such unfashionable yet necessary causes, another thing that distinguishes the committee is its willingness to do that which is simply not done by those who wish to remain on good terms with the Washington political-media axis: criticize Israel’s illegal half-century occupation of Palestinian land.

    1. Soyboy

      it did spark a much-needed discussion

      Well, that’s good!

      Israel’s illegal half-century occupation of Palestinian land

      Illegal?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        I mean, the UN says so!

        1. Soyboy

          Y’know, I’ve seen no one complain of ‘gaslighting’ via liberal-democratic (inverted) lexical fictions of global geopolitics! Must be legit, then, and I’m legitimately crazy.

        2. Rhywun

          I got a good chuckle at the notion that criticizing Israel gets you disinvited from all the good cocktail parties.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      War powers act, 1974
      Idiots…..

  34. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Ilhan Omar might be in some trouble here. This story about a bunch of (((leaders))) meeting with her last year is pretty damning.

    Of course, it is almost as damning of the (((leaders))) as it is of Omar. They ask her to a meeting to discuss some troubling things she had said in the past and try to see if they can find some common ground, but left the meeting feeling troubled by her answers. Maybe you should have said something about those reservations before she went out and won the primary? Or maybe a decent local journalist might have printed a story on the meeting when it happened.

    Last year, before she was elected to the House of Representatives, before she emerged from a crowded Democratic field in Minnesota’s liberal 5th Congressional District, leaders of Minneapolis’ Jewish community fashioned what could be described as an anti-Semitic intervention of Omar, a rising star of the left whose remarks had made many fellow Democrats in the Jewish community uncomfortable.

    Say what you will about them, but a (((intervention))) would be cool. (((They))) always have tips for you.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I really wish that (((we))) had 10% of the power that the anti-semites seem to think (((we))) do.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Mossad agrees

  35. Count Potato

    “Borking Neomi Rao

    At the height of the #MeToo ferment over Judge Brett Kavanaugh, hundreds of Harvard and Yale law students shut down their classes to protest Kavanaugh’s nomination to the Supreme Court. The students demanded that Kavanaugh’s sexual assault accusers be believed unconditionally, simply on the basis of having made an uncorroborated accusation.

    Many of these elite law students will end up as judges. Yet the media cheered them on, even though their rejection of the presumption of innocence, if carried to the bench, would demolish a cornerstone of Anglo-American jurisprudence.

    However, if you argue that female college students have agency to prevent many cases of what feminists label as campus rape then you have unfitted yourself for a judicial career, according to a large segment of the media and the political class. Last week, Democratic Senator and presidential contender Kamala Harris contemptuously grilled a judicial nominee for having written that female students can control whether or not they get drunk, the usual prelude to the hook-up sex that the campus rape industry routinely classifies as rape. Neomi Rao, whom President Trump has selected to fill Brett Kavanaugh’s now-vacant seat on the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, penned several op-eds as a Yale undergraduate questioning the idea that females are always helpless victims of the male libido, unable to avoid regretted dorm room sex. Rao’s treatment on Capitol Hill suggests that fealty to the narrative of perpetual female victimhood is fast becoming a prerequisite for a judgeship.”

    https://quillette.com/2019/02/12/borking-neomi-rao/

    1. Soyboy

      You’re empowered to be a victim, and you’re empowered not to be responsible for the consequences your choices.

      1. Soyboy

        Too many dropped words and typos today. *sigh* Time to start drinking.

        1. That implies you stopped drinking.

      2. Akira

        The so-called women’s rights proponents are the ones arguing that women should be in a special protected class, essentially in the same category as children. They just emphasize the “less responsibility” part but completely ignore the “fewer rights” part.

        Think about it; they’re saying that women are passive and weak and therefore need special protections from the government. But if that were true, it would also obliterate any justification for “gender equality”.

        Kids and adults are not considered equal. Adults are dominant over kids because kids are not capable of making their own decisions and looking after themselves. The logical corollary of modern feminism is that women should have reduced responsibilities (which they openly state) and fewer rights (which they completely ignore even though they’re inadvertently arguing for it).

    2. Viking1865

      The Dems on the Judiciary Committee work very hard to shut off conservative judges entering the higher federal courts who are women and/or people of color. They stop them at the lower levels so that they don’t have to deal with them one day being a SCOTUS nominee. They did it to Estrada and to Rogers Brown.

      1. Soyboy

        Savvy.

    3. Bob Boberson

      I enjoy how impotent progressives came off looking after the Kavanaugh ordeal. After all the screaming at the sky and threats of rising up the vote passed and they had to lump it. They like to pretend they are revolutionaries but in the end most are petulant children.

  36. Count Potato

    “”minors shouldn’t block literal pedophiles” is a take i never expected to hear”

    https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1095606139251757056

    1. Bob Boberson

      I probably say so too often but I’m predicting ‘pedophile rights’ to be on the progressive agenda within the next decade. Completely logical within the context of Frankfurt school communism.

      1. Just keep pushing out that ‘next decade’ and you’ll never be wrong. See – Climate change doomsday predictions.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Unlike Climate Change my prediction will either be verifiably correct or incorrect 10 years from today. I’m not nearly as skilled at moving the goal posts as the warmissts are.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        And that’s how the civil wars began…….

      3. Jarflax

        I think it more likely that they push this from the other end. After all why should parents have legal tools to prevent their middle schooler from dating whomever they choose?

        1. Bob Boberson

          You don’t hear much about ‘childrens rights” these days…… wasn’t that part of Cankles platform back in the day?

          1. Soyboy

            Children have the right to be watched-over by Big Brother at 3AM?

      4. Mad Scientist

        OMWC approves

      5. Akira

        If I were a “progressive” strategist and wanted to promote pedophile acceptance, I would start by portraying child rape among certain immigrants (e.g. Rotherham) as a perfectly normal cultural practice that is unfairly maligned by Western cultural supremacists. If anyone disagreed, I would call them a racist and point out that prosecuting pedophilia will have a “disparate impact” on these communities.

        Of course, I’m not. But I just think about conflicts by trying to get inside the other person’s head.

        1. Bob Boberson

          I’d be amazed if this precise argument hasn’t already been made in the far-flung corners of academia.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.

        3. Do you work for the Rotherham Constabulary?

  37. Jarflax

    I’m feeling extra permissive today

    You damn libertines!

    1. Jack off at work.

      1. Jarflax

        Tittymonger!

    1. Bob Boberson

      Videos like that make me thank God I’ve never had to use public transportation or lived in a major metropolitan area.

      As an aside I think this is an interesting study in regard to modern feminism. You can either be treated exactly like everyone else irrespective of your gender or you can have chivalry but you can’t have both. Of course that doesn’t play well with the “heads I win, tails you lose” feminism de jour.

    2. Akira

      Sweet fancy Moses, is that actually her?

      Please please please please run her for president. Trump would push all her buttons and get her to fucking blow up like that on the debate stage while he calmly stands there with this smile on his face.

      I generally can’t bring myself to watch actual political speeches in their entirety (I read transcripts instead) but I would sit my ass down and fucking watch Trump vs. Klobuchar if it happened.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Pretty sure it isn’t. Someone asked in the comments and was chided pretty good for it.

        /I wondered myself

        1. Akira

          Damn. I wasn’t sure since I had never seen a picture of her and hadn’t even heard of her until about two weeks ago.

          I do hear she has a temper, though. Even the AFSCME said that she treats her employees like shit and they refused to endorse her. When you’ve lost the government employee unions…

      2. Rhywun

        A lot of them seem to think it’s New York and it isn’t. I doubt it’s her either.

  38. Gustave Lytton

    My wife, who doesn’t like alcohol because of the bite, requested I bring home an IPA. One that’s hoppy.

    1. Soyboy

      She’s been replaced. That is not your beautiful wife.

      1. Mad Scientist

        But is it his large automobile?

    2. Playa Manhattan

      What did you pick?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        She asked for Ninkasi Total Domination. 81 IBU.

    3. Sean

      It’s a trap.

    1. Soyboy

      This is moving.

  39. Rhywun

    Today’s entry in “Combing Social Media for Racist Receipts that Totally Aren’t a Hoax”.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Yeah… paid with a credit card…

      1. Rhywun

        The customer allegedly said, “Do white people ever use cash?”

        LOL, sure he did.

        Props for that ‘allegedly’, though. There’s hope for rookie journalism after all.

      1. Rhywun

        Same writer, even. She seems to be responsible for a large chunk of this sort of “news” there.

      2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Heh. Head nurse.

  40. mikey

    A Prius this crowd might appreciate.

    https://youtu.be/uzLNC-strf0