Thursday Morning Links

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone but John Brennan who appears to be in some serious shit.

 

Who farted?

 

Trump now ready to release FISA docs, as some predicted, he was forced to wait until after the investigation as investigators could have used the release as a reason to charge him with obstruction of justice.

 

 

Video of AZ police raid on parents who didn’t take their son to the hospital after his 105 fever broke.

 

 

 

Avenatti hasn’t filed his taxes since 2010.

 

House Democrats still desperately looking for dirt on Trump.

 

This sounds awful, pain exists for a reason.

 

Even the most hardcore anarchists are cheering this on.  Now if they can find the source of the bizarre Chinese robocalls I’ve been getting everyday.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Comments

468 responses to “Thursday Morning Links”

  1. JG43

    Woohoo first!

  2. Tres Cool

    I was beginning to think I missed daylight savings time again.

    Mornin’.

    1. Banjos

      Mornin’

  3. MikeS

    Guten Morgen!

    1. MikeS

      Scheisse! Dritte.

      1. Tres Cool

        Gesundheit

      2. MikeS

        Wunderbar! Die tanzenden drei!

    2. You know who else spoke German…

      1. leon

        Adolf… No wait he spoke Austrian.

      2. Not Adahn

        Nobody who was evil.

      3. MikeS

        3/4 of NASA in the 1950’s?

        1. Tonio

          [golf clap]

  4. Pat

    Video of AZ police raid on parents who didn’t take their son to the hospital after his 105 fever broke.

    It’s a good thing they were there to kick down the door and drag the kids away in a cop car or else something traumatic might have happened to them.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That doctor/rat fink who dropped the dime ought to have his license pulled.

      1. Drake

        I assume all involved will get sued good and hard.

        I wouldn’t blame the Dad if the reckoning was a bit more personal.

      2. Pat

        He’s a naturopath according to the article, I’m not sure if they’re even licensed to begin with.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Depends on the state.

          He’s a quack either way.

      3. R C Dean

        He’d lose his license if he didn’t report them. “Mandatory reporter” laws are a thing.

  5. Sean

    Good morning.

    Maybe the best video you’ll see today:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMs9WsJg2k

    Also, would.

    1. MikeS

      That’s actually them! Awesome video. Thanks Sean!

      Also would

    2. Tres Cool

      Is it weird that I immediately thought of Jessica Rabbit ?

      1. +1 ironic boner

    3. The barkeeps in the back are funny.

    4. Banjos

      Mornin’, that brought back warm childhood memories.

  6. Slammer

    Something happens today. Something with men playing with bats and balls

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Already did that today.

  7. >>House Democrats still desperately looking for dirt on Trump.

    Imagine if the ‘publicans spent all of their time looking into Obama’s shady real estate deal in Chicago.

    Anyhoo – apparently the Dems, to my amazement, didn’t learn anything from the Slick Willie years.

    1. AlexinCT

      The democrats are in a serious quandary. Unless they manage to get orange man gone or take full control of congress, they will not be able to stop the release of information of how the Obama administration weaponized the deep state and not only used it to cover for its own and Clinton’s criminal activity, but then also used it, in conjunction with foreign intel agencies, based on manufactured evidence, to spy on a political opponent, which will lead to investigations and potentially some repercussions for a lot of democrats and democrat controlled entities. These people have already concluded that the lemmings following them would be OK with them fucking dead baby corpses as long as they kept pushing the “rob the productive to buy allegiance from the mob”, in the process propping up the credentialed but absolutely inept elite marxist ruling class all these morons think they somehow are or will be part off.

      1. Sensei

        And, sadly, nothing will change.

      2. Jarflax

        Release where? Yes, Limbaugh and Hannity will rant about the released information, and Fox may do a piece or two, but it’s not appearing anywhere else so it is all just preaching to the choir.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    tl;dr- “Muh butt hurts.”

    Former FBI Director James Comey, in his first television interview since special counsel Robert Mueller concluded his investigation, said the principal findings of the probe show President Donald Trump’s blistering criticism of the FBI were lies and his attempt to destroy the agency had failed.

    Comey, in an exclusive interview with NBC News, told “Nightly News” anchor Lester Holt that the release of Attorney General William Barr’s summary of Mueller’s investigation “establishes, I hope, to all people no matter where they are on the spectrum, that the FBI is not corrupt, not a nest of vipers, of spies, but an honest group of people trying to find out what is true.”

    Responding to Holt’s question about whether the “damage to the reputation of the justice system, FBI in particular, been worth it,” Comey replied that “on balance” it had.

    “I don’t think that we’ve seen in the history of our country, the president try to burn down an institution of justice because he saw it as a threat,” Comey said. “And the lies he told, forget about me, the lies he told about the agents of the FBI, ‘storm troopers,’ the lies he told about Bob Mueller, were terrible.”

    Paragon of virtue James Comey speaks out. Orange man bad.

    The FBI couledn’t even hang a fake obstruction charge around Trump’s neck. So incompetent. So sad.

    1. Pat

      It’s too bad Comey wasn’t doing field work in Oklahoma in the ’90s.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder
      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Having woken up to its importance, I am now a big fan of the anus!

        1. Tres Cool

          And really, who isn’t ?

    3. leon

      The fact that my agency started a 2 year wild goose chase proves that we are pure as the driven snow.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        He was at the local Methodist Church here a few weeks ago. The reactions to him were roughly split between adoring and disgusted.

      2. leon

        Because we didn’t recommend false charges. If we were as bad as he said we would have done that./ Lowering that bar

    4. Slammer

      to all people no matter where they are on the spectrum,

      I think Comey’s on the spectrum. The autism spectrum

      1. leon

        No way he’s a libertarian.

        1. Slammer

          ZING

    5. “I don’t think that we’ve seen in the history of our country, the president try to burn down an institution of justice because he saw it as a threat,”

      Um, you were a threat. He was right.

      1. leon

        “an institution of justice ”

        I guess we’re still waiting then.

        1. R C Dean

          The courts are supposed to be about justice. The prosecutors and the defense are about winning. There is a difference.

          Oh, and, Christ, what an asshole.

    6. Rebel Scum

      blistering criticism of the FBI were lies

      That’s the opposite of true.

      his attempt to destroy the agency

      I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $1000, Alex.

      the FBI is not corrupt

      I take the opposite view.

      “I don’t think that we’ve seen in the history of our country, the president try to burn down an institution of justice because he saw it as a threat,”

      Someone is unfamiliar with the Lincoln administration.

  9. straffinrun

    The doctor feared that the child had meningitis

    So he gave the parents the old Meninswatus.

    1. It’s a horrible story all the way around. Ideally, a child shouldn’t have to suffer for having ignoramus parents, and police shouldn’t have to kick in doors to rescue kids from said ignoramus parents.

    2. blackjack

      First, do not harm?

  10. leon

    I would get that’s damn auto warranty one every week.

    Funniest robocall was from same guy who had just called my friend. After she hung up on him he called back and called her a bitch. Litteraly minutes later he called me with her standing right next to me. I have him the what for.

    1. So…you were cussing out a robot?

      1. leon

        No this was. Real guy. Unless they programmed it to call you back and call you a bitch…

        1. “Funniest robocall was from same guy who had just called my friend. ”

          *squints suspiciously*

    2. Brawndo

      When it was a person on the line, my wife would pretend to be a police detective recovering a cell phone from the scene of a homicide and demand to know how the caller knew the victim and assuring the caller that the police department would follow up with them about questions.

  11. Tonio

    Banjos, where do you find these pictures of (presumably) taxidermied rodents all dressed up?

    FWIW, that used to be a thing in Victorian households – little tableaux of a squirrel in a kilt, etc.

    1. Banjos

      Google search

  12. leon

    I can’t think of a better way to relive a situation with a very sick child than introducing surly men with guns.

  13. Slammer

    USA Today Blacklists The Federalist For The Crime Of Getting The Trump-Russia Story Right

    I penned an op-ed and submitted it to USA Today, which had published my work several times, including as recently as last November.

    Sunday evening, after reviewing my submission, Deputy Editorial Page Editor David Mastio replied via e-mail that the paper would publish it the next day, pending a routine fact check.

    Then came a shocker from Mastio: USA Today had instead decided to reject the submission because I cited The Federalist and National Review.

    “Going forward, assertions of fact need to be backed up with mainstream media sources or original documents,” Mastio wrote. “Links to National Review or [T]he Federalist (or similar sites on the left) are not reliable.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Andrew McCarthy at the National Review has consistently had the most accurate and detailed reporting anywhere on the Russiagate/FISA shenanigans.

      1. Tonio

        You don’t understand, Scruffy, he’s a wrongthinker. We can’t pump those people up, even on those rare occasions where they somehow got things right. Particularly not when doing so would show us for the mendacious twatwaffles we are. Harumph, Sir. Harumph.

    2. Tonio

      You know who else posted unreliable links?

      1. straffinrun

        Darwin?

      2. MikeS

        Jimmy Dean?

      3. Tres Cool

        Shoddy fence installers ?

        1. DrOtto

          I think twice before opening them at work. And I’m self employed!

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      National Review too?

    4. leon

      “Going forward, assertions of fact need to be backed up with mainstream media sources or original documents,” Mastio wrote. “Links to National Review or [T]he Federalist (or similar sites on the left) are not reliable.”

      Huh… Seeing as the mainstream sources got it horribly wrong (ironically (?) Because of their penchant to not cite primary documents but anonymous Spooks), an honest news source would blacklist them.

    5. MikeS

      I’d be interested to see what they consider “similar sites” to be.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Anything that isn’t the LA Times, the NYT, WaPo, or the Guardian. You know, disreputable stuff.

    6. Juvenile Bluster

      The USA Today still exists? For a long time it was just at hotels, but I haven’t even seen it at a hotel for a few years.

    7. Jarflax

      Pravda means truth Tovarisch, only cite Pravda.

    8. Rebel Scum

      It’s the not-a-fact-check fact-check.

    9. B.P.

      However, if you want to roll out some statistics from the Southern Poverty Law Center, that’s totally fine.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    *adds daily caller to list of links he won’t follow*

    1. Pat

      Is this part of the Tucker Carlson boycott?

  15. Big fans of big government: 57% of Americans want MORE federal intervention in their lives, OECD survey says

    A majority (57 percent) of Americans want the government to do more to ensure their economic and social security, according to a new survey.

    By comparison, just 9 percent wanted less government intervention and 23 percent said the government is currently doing enough on behalf of Americans’ overall well-being, according to the survey conducted in 2018 by the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development.

    In addition, 48 percent of working Americans said they are having a hard time covering daily expenses, according to the OECD, an intergovernmental economic organization that works with 36 countries to track data and trends.

      1. Tonio

        I LOL’d.

      2. straffinrun

        Damn. For a second I thought I left my webcam on.

    1. leon

      “just 9 percent”

      And only 2% of them are paulistas! /Hihn

      1. Galt1138

        Heh. Nice.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Mission Accomplished

      /NEA

  16. Pat

    This Mississippi turkey hunter says Keith Olbermann’s tweet has led to more threats

    A Mississippi hunter has found himself in a wave of controversy after TV personality Keith Olbermann asked his Twitter following of over 1 million to make the man’s life a living hell.

    Hunter Waltman, 22, of Kiln Mississippi recently harvested an unusual white wild turkey. Wildlife biologists determined it was partially albino, a condition called leucism. Olbermann took issue with Waltman’s killing the bird. He not only called his following to rally against Waltman but also for this Outdoors editor’s job for writing about it.

    Waltman said he is receiving verbal attacks due to Olbermann’s actions. While no one directly threatened to harm him, some said they hope harm comes his way.[…]

    Clarion Ledger executive editor Sam R. Hall responded to Olbermann’s initial tweet on Tuesday.

    “Keith Olbermann says Brian Broom should be fired for writing this story,” he wrote. “What was I thinking? I guess I should have fired our outdoors writer for writing about a hunter killing an unusual turkey during turkey hunting season.”

    Hall followed up on Wednesday with a written statement.

    “Keith Olbermann‘s tweet was recklessly irresponsible,” Hall wrote. “Someone with his following needs to understand the possible impact of his words.

    “Telling over 1 million people to make someone’s life a living hell could have seriously dangerous consequences. In our newsroom, that would be a fireable offense, not writing a story about a hunter bagging a turkey.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I linked the tweet yesterday. Olbermann is a Grade A Asshole.

      I wouldn’t complain if someone lynched him.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      It’s a marvel people a) read Olbermann and b) take him seriously. A loon writing for loons I guess.

      And another example why Jack Dorsey is a punk ass lying piece of shit. Olbermann has a history of vile of stupidity but to my knowledge never got banned.

      1. Galt1138

        I just listened to the Joe Rogan podcast with Dorsey, Vijaya Gadde and Tim Pool. While I disagree with Pool’s nihilistic view of social media, and that Twitter is so powerful it can affect US elections (how many of the voting public are actually on Twitter?), it was pretty telling how often Dorsey and Gadde said things like, “We’ve made mistakes, and we’re working to get better.”

    3. leon

      Gee, I wonder if that tweet that said “let’s make the rest of his life a Hell” violated Twitter’s policy.

      It’s funny how the same people who talk about cyber bullying have no qualms in participating in it.

      1. AlexinCT

        This guy deserved it!

        /progtard

    4. Slammer

      Keith Olbermann is an asshole. He was also paid a lot of money for a bunch of Boston Market ads in the nineties. An ad campaign to promote Extreme Carver sandwiches..

      1. db

        That peanut butter and jelly was lit AF.

      2. Chipwooder

        And what happened shortly after they hired Olbermann as a spokesman? They filed for Chapter 11. COINCIDENCE?

    5. Not Adahn

      I thought it was a no-no to use your twitter account to sic mobs on people.

      1. leon

        Forget about it man it’s Twitter Town.

        Anyone who thinks Twitter isn’t trying to shill for the establishment is blind.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        It is but it also depends on who’s getting mobbed.

        1. MikeS

          And who’s doing the siccing.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        ‘We’re learning all the time’ (or some shit) is the line they use in their interviews online.

        They’re so arrogant and smug they think they’re fooling people.

    6. DrOtto

      Speaking of white turkeys, I wondered what Olbermann had been up to. Sounds like his psychiatrist suggested he focus on something other than Orange Man to help with his TDS.

    7. Rebel Scum

      Covington 2: Lawsuit Boogaloo

    8. So the hunter’s name is literally Hunter?

      1. Count Potato

        Yes, he’s the gonzo journalist who wrote all those Dead songs.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    57% of Americans want MORE federal intervention in their lives, OECD survey says

    Total bullshit.

    Those people want more federal intervention in *other poeple’s* lives.

    1. leon

      This. Everyone is a Libertarian, as long as no one does things that they don’t like.

    2. Rebel Scum

      That. Also, what they want is irrelevant to what the government is actually allowed to do.

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      They want more money.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    In addition, 48 percent of working Americans said they are having a hard time covering daily expenses, according to the OECD, an intergovernmental economic organization that works with 36 countries to track data and trends.

    It’s tough to make ends meet when you’re paying $359/month for television programming.

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      And buying the latest iPhone.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    It’s funny how the same people who talk about cyber bullying have no qualms in participating in it.

    “He needed bullyin’.”

  20. Rebel Scum

    Your DeVos hate just makes me like her more

    A union honcho in New Jersey is under fire after tweeting on Wednesday that she hopes Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos “dies a horrible, horrible death.”

    Communications Workers of America (CWA) State Director Hetty Rosenstein shared her hateful thoughts on Twitter in response to DeVos’s proposed cuts to federal special education funding.

    “I hope she dies a horrible horrible death,” Rosenstein wrote, linking a story about the $17.6 million in proposed cuts to the Special Olympics.

    Now her Twitter account is private.

    DeVos came before the education subcommittee of the House Appropriations Committee Tuesday to discuss her plan to cut $8.5 billion — about 12 percent — from the Department of Education.

    “I believe this budget is cruel, and I believe it is reckless,” said Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn.) who leads the subcommittee.

    “I still can’t understand why you would go after disabled children in your budget. It’s appalling,” Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) said.

    What say you, Betsy?

    DeVos responded to the criticism in a statement post at the Dept. of Education website: “It is unacceptable, shameful and counterproductive that the media and some members of Congress have spun up falsehoods and fully misrepresented the facts.”

    “Make no mistake: we are focused every day on raising expectations and improving outcomes for infants and toddlers, children and youth with disabilities, and are committed to confronting and addressing anything that stands in the way of their success,” she said. “The President’s budget reflects that commitment. It supports our nation’s 7 million students with disabilities through a $13.2 billion request for IDEA funding, the same funding level appropriated by Congress. All of that money goes directly to states to ensure students with disabilities have the resources and supports they need. The budget also requests an additional $225.6 million for competitively awarded grants to support teacher preparation, research and technical assistance to support students with disabilities.”

    “The Special Olympics is not a federal program,” she added. “It’s a private organization. I love its work, and I have personally supported its mission. Because of its important work, it is able to raise more than $100 million every year. There are dozens of worthy nonprofits that support students and adults with disabilities that don’t get a dime of federal grant money. But given our current budget realities, the federal government cannot fund every worthy program, particularly ones that enjoy robust support from private donations.”

    Seems alright to me*. I heard a clip of her getting berated by a hyper-emotional leftist weenie over this. She didn’t really handle it in the best way. He, of course, was trying to pull at heart-strings. She really just needed to say “funding this is not in the legitimate purview of the federal government.” while adding the fact that it is private and 90% of its funding is private.

    *But really the DOE should be disbanded as it has no Constitutional basis for existing in the first place.

    1. Tres Cool

      Well, the US Olympic Committee is a 501(c)(3) that receives no gov’t funds. I dont see why any other flavor of Olympics should either.

      1. Tonio

        Disable Children, you monster!!1! [faints]

        1. Jarflax

          is that an order?

    2. leon

      ““I still can’t understand why you would go after disabled children in your budget. It’s appalling,”

      He’s gonna kill Big-Bird!!!

      “while adding the fact that it is private and 90% of its funding is private.”

      Private does not compute for leftists. Nothing is private. Nothing against the public interest. Nothing outside the public interest.

      1. Tonio

        Not giving is taking. Not giving away other people’s money to an organization which provides programs for disabled children is exactly the same as attacking or “going after” those children.

    3. Pat

      To be fair, the teachers unions have a heavily vested interest in the fate of retards in this country.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      I wonder how much of this anger from unionists and lefties like R’stein is projection and anger because their kickbacks dried up? I’m just spitballing. I learned that whenever there’s government money there’s a shit load of people siphoning some of it for their own pockets.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        On the 990 the CEO is clearing $400k. Maybe not NCAA money, but not bad.

        And that’s before you start looking at how much the President in each state earns.

  21. Rufus the Monocled

    The sooner people stop reading mainstream papers the better. I don’t know what they expect. Journalists and newspaper people have ALWAYS partaken in some sort of partisan scheme, scam or conspired with others to pump out ‘fake news’. just read any sports story and you’re usually going to read a part where the media involves itself in some bull shit manner. I’m reading ‘Unbeaten’ the story of Rocky Marciano and what a perfect storm: Boxing, the mob, money and the press.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Remember the Maine!

      1. Tres Cool

        Damn the torpedoes !

        1. leon

          The Navy has gone back to that mentally but with commerical ships.

        2. *leans over rail*

          I DAMN THEE!

          *explosion*

          Nuts… /heads for lifeboat

          1. SDF-7

            As a big Star Trek II fan, I can’t help but hear and see Ricardo Montalban saying that on the bridge of the Reliant. Thanks for the mind-worm, Swiss!

          2. MUHUHUHUHUWAHA!

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Proof that the Packers really are the worse

    GREEN BAY, Wis. — Green Bay Packers President Mark Murphy says the team is in talks to play a preseason game in Canada.

    Murphy says it would likely be the Oakland Raiders home game that would be played in either Saskatchewan or Winnipeg. Green Bay is the only team in the NFL that hasn’t played an international game.

    I’m not surprised that Green Bush hasn’t played internationally. What country wants to take a chance on a horde of Packer Backers showing up?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Saskatchewan and its fans are Green Bay north.

      I can but respect the fact they support the Roughriders.

      Montreal sports fans on the other hand….a bunch of fickle posers.

    2. Aerozppln

      Hey now, they have the GOAT. Rodgers is so good, he can pass up open receivers and take sack after sack. And still have excuses showered on him from every pundit and idolater in the country.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        This is just me but there’s something about Rodgers that rubs wrong. Lebron though…that guy is toxic.

        I don’t care what he does for kids, in a locker room he’s trouble.

        1. Aerozppln

          Rodgers just likes who he likes and doesn’t who he doesn’t. Hes got an unattractive personality, but its generally not what I don’t like about him, even as a huge Packer fan. Its his unwillingness to run the offense. Though maybe they’re intertwined.

          Also, Danica Patrick over Olivia Munn isn’t an upgrade.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            I have two different Packer Backer acquaintances (they’d be upgraded to friends if they had any Purple Pride) who think that Rogers will come out of the closet when his career is over.

            One is super deep into the conspiracy that Ted Thompson and Rogers were secretly an item and they forced Favre out early.

            Oh the tangled web we weave when we first we Green & Gold believe.

          2. Sadly for me, Rogers somehow abandons his faults and becomes the greatest quarterback in history whenever he plays the Chicago Bears.

    3. Stillhunter

      What country team wants to take a chance on a horde of Packer Backers showing up?

      Every single one! Greedy, capitalist pig owners want the sweet lucre that comes from the Packers fans that seem to be everywhere. That’s why they haven’t played any international games.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    “The Special Olympics is not a federal program,” she added. “It’s a private organization. I love its work, and I have personally supported its mission. Because of its important work, it is able to raise more than $100 million every year. There are dozens of worthy nonprofits that support students and adults with disabilities that don’t get a dime of federal grant money. But given our current budget realities, the federal government cannot fund every worthy program, particularly ones that enjoy robust support from private donations.”

    So what she’s saying is she’s in favor of euthanizing the disabled?

    1. Tonio

      Exactly.

    2. Pat

      So what she’s saying is she’s in favor of euthanizing the disabled?

      Well that’s one way to attract those Planned Parenthood PAC dollars.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Zing!

    3. Tres Cool

      “So what she’s saying is she’s in favor of euthanizing the disabled?”

      You know who else liked a similar program ?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes?

        1. Jarflax

          Three generations of Special Olympics is enough.

      2. Rebel Scum

        Governor Northam?

  24. Pope Jimbo

    Which of you Glibs was this?

    I have always worried about something like this happening. Us Minnesoda Glibs are so charming and smart and we talk about how wonderful our state is, it is only a matter of time before some of you other Glibs from shithole states like NY or CA decide to pack up your girlfriends and move here.

    “It was kind of shocking. He had this 250 pound pig on his lap. In fact, it was leaning against the steering wheel he was muscling the steering wheel to keep it in its lane,” he said.

    Sgt Foster said there was not one, but two pigs in the picture.

    The elderly driver told the deputy he was relocating to the north shore and didn’t want his pets to get cold in the back of the truck.

    1. Jarflax

      John moved to Minn?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        It wasn’t a self-driving car, so you might be onto something.

        On the other hand, the guy with the pigs didn’t unleash a spittle-laced tirade on the deputy, so that is a strike against.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Trump now ready to release FISA docs

    He seems to be asking for full transparency on the matter. I think this is the right thing to do. Though I am curious as to why Team Blue is also asking for the full report. Are they that delusional or is there actually something there?

    1. leon

      No we only should look at the stuff that might look bad got for him. If we see the whole v picture people might get upset at the institutons. / True Libertarians

    2. Tonio

      I think they are just grandstanding on this. My suspicion is that there are some embarrassing things about Trump et als that could be used as campaigning points. But I also suspect there is much in there that would reveal government shenanigans and they don’t want that released, so are bluffing.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      There’s almost certainly something non-criminal they can attempt to seize on and point to as a justification for all that has already happened and even an impeachment push if they so choose. Whether that’ll actually work, who knows?

    4. Whatever the report says, Blue will twist it up to mean whatever they want it to mean.

      1. straffinrun

        Exactly. Anything is better than just sitting there with egg all over their faces until 2020.

      2. Fatty Bolger

        This. Having the full report means more material to work with, which is why they want it.

  26. If we cancel Brexit we can help reset the European socialist dream

    In a democracy we are supposed to change our minds through a process of continuous debate and deliberation.

    The Speaker of the House of Commons vetoed the third meaningful vote on the grounds that the substance had not changed. But in the case of Brexit as a whole and the principle of a public vote, the substance has changed. No-one knew what Brexit meant in concrete terms when they voted in the 2016 referendum. So why is it undemocratic to vote on Theresa May’s specific version of Brexit?

    This matters, not just for us in Britain or in Europe more widely, it also matters for the world. The European Union is surrounded by proto-fascist states – Russia, Turkey and Trump’s America – that are behaving in very dangerous ways, whether we are talking about saving the planet, preventing violence or preserving human rights and development.

    The young people protesting climate change are showing the way. We have a responsibility to contribute to building a Europe that could help us deal with these dangers.

    1. MikeS

      The European Union is surrounded by proto-fascist states – Russia, Turkey and Trump’s America

      Oh, just fuck off.

      1. leon

        The Proto-Facist calls are coming from inside the EU!!!!

      2. Jarflax

        The people who just passed draconian restrictions on online speech are calling Trump a fascist. How Goebellian

        1. Rebel Scum

          That and speech control, and not allowing citizens to be armed, but it is Trump that is the fascist. . .

    2. Tonio

      “No-one knew what Brexit meant in concrete terms when they voted in the 2016 referendum.”

      Hahaha…

    3. Drake

      You know who else had a European Socialist Dream?

        1. Ahhh. The PLEATS!!!!

        2. B.P.

          My God. Why was this allowed to happen?

        3. slumbrew

          I prefer the smoldering masculinity they showed in Wood Beez

          1. Tundra

            I linked Haircut 100 at TOS and Crusty claimed his gender flipped because of it.

            Scritti Politti makes Haircut 100 look like Danzig.

          2. slumbrew

            Tiny?

          3. I always liked Haircut 100. Does that mean I have to switch teams now too?

            Even worse, I have their lead singer’s solo album from the late 80s, which is outstanding.

        4. Galt1138

          I’m not embarrassed to admit I have the 12″ extended remix of “Perfect Way.”

        1. You know who else wanted to seize vast tracts of land…

          1. Anaconda Copper?

      1. Rebel Scum

        Howard Zinn?

    4. Pat

      In a democracy we are supposed to change our minds through a process of continuous debate and deliberation.

      That’s exactly what “we” did when the majority voted to leave the EU.

      1. R C Dean

        No, we are supposed to make a decision through a process, etc.

        There’s a difference.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      So. Kaldor. You’re a socialist.

      NO I’M NOT! I DON’T WANT THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!

    6. Rebel Scum

      In a democracy we are supposed to change our minds through a process of continuous debate and deliberation.

      And apparently ignore the results of a vote.

      The European Union is surrounded by proto-fascist states

      Ironically the EU is becoming more fascistic every day.

      Russia, Turkey and Trump’s America

      1) maybe/probably, 2) since when do leftists criticize islamofascism? 3) I see we are still grasping at this one. The nature of the government (a Republic*) did not change just because Trump was elected.

      *standard disclaimer about how the US gov’t is designed vs how it functions.

  27. Drake

    Smollett – Kurt Schlichter brings up a good point. If the Chicago Police had produced a line-up of rednecks in MAGA hats for him, Smollett probably would have cheerfully sent a couple of them to jail for years.
    https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2019/03/28/youre-a-sucker-for-not-believing-that-the-system-is-rigged-n2543819

    And I had no idea that he paid his Nigerian pals WITH A PERSONAL CHECK!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He absolutely would have. Smollett should face the same minimum term that someone would have been convicted on if they had been picked up.

      He’s an absolute piece of shit.

    2. Nephilium

      He’s the Jerry Springer of fake hate crimes!

    3. Tonio

      Yeah, the check was Florida Man level stupid.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      From what I understand he was ready to lay the blame on two randoms the cops had on video until they revealed they already knew who they were and they were the Nigerian bros. He would have sold anyone he could down the river if it would buttress his story.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Hey, man. He just wanted to start a conversation.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s a reason that’s one of the Ten Commandments

        The Hebrew Bible contains a number prohibitions of false witness, lying, spreading false reports, etc. In cases where false testimony was suspected, the judges were to make a thorough investigation, and if false testimony were proven, the false witness was to receive the punishment he had intended to bring on the person falsely accused. For example, since murder was a capital crime, giving false testimony in a murder case was subject to the death penalty. Those eager to receive or listen to false testimony were also subject to punishment.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Declare victory and move on

    Asked what the next steps are for the Green New Deal, Sen. Ed Markey (D-Mass.) on Tuesday said the onus is on the Democratic-controlled House to take action.

    “We’re now in the process where the hearings have started on the House side,” said Markey, who introduced the Green New Deal resolution in the Senate last month. “Committee after committee have had the first hearings that haven’t been held for eight years. And ideas and legislation will start emanating from committee after committee looking specifically at what has to happen.”

    Markey voted present during Tuesday’s procedural vote in the Senate.

    Advocacy groups that previously gave a full-throated defense of the Green New Deal are also scaling back their push for action on the resolution. Their calls for a House floor vote on the Green New Deal are nonexistent.

    “Right now, our ask for members of the House and Senate is to co-sponsor the Green New Deal. With a climate change denier in the White House, we don’t anticipate this or any other legislation we support being signed into law in the next 21 months,” said Josh Nelson, co-director of Credo Action, a progressive group that has backed the resolution from its early days.

    The Sunrise Movement, a youth activist organization that rose to prominence after holding a sit-in at Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-Calif.) congressional office demanding attention for climate change, downplayed the Green New Deal’s prospects in this Congress.

    “It was never created with the intention of passing,” co-founder Varshini Prakash told reporters Tuesday.

    “We totally pwnd them guys.”

    1. This Machine

      The Sunrise Movement, a youth activist organization…

      *barf*

      Youth activism annoys the shit outta me. Don’t waste your youth on politics. Waste it on chasing skirts and doing goofy shit with your friends.

      1. db

        I hear the easiest skirts to chase are the ones at campus political organizations.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Dumb girls who just want someone to listen to them ramble about their pet issues….. Yep

      2. Also, wasn’t it Feinstein, not Pelosi, that they famously harassed? Yeah, I know, all those old lady politicians from California are hard to tell apart.

  29. Rebel Scum

    The House Oversight and Reform Committee has requested financial documents on President Donald Trump’s bid to purchase the Buffalo Bills in 2014, a pair of top House Republican lawmakers said Wednesday.

    I am actually surprised that Mueller didn’t come up with anything shady in Trumps business deals, considering the limitless scope of his “investigation”. But, anyway, how dare a billionaire try to by a football team!

  30. Worst Thing Since Sliced Bread
    Are you a monster if you cut your bagels into multiple pieces?

    Not slicing bagels in half, mind you. Twitter user Alek Krautmann is responsible for lighting this particular dumpster fire. A few days ago, he posted a photo picturing two boxes of bagels sliced vertically, like a loaf of bread, calling it a St. Louis secret.

    Sides were drawn quickly. Some declared the slicing a travesty, a culinary affront, “anti-Semitism.” Others found it innovative and, well, a pretty sensible method of portion control. As of Wednesday afternoon, the entire city of St. Louis was trending.

    One of my favorite responses came from the Twitter account Bagel Crimes, which stopped short of calling the slicing a war crime only because this week the owners of Einstein Bros. Bagels “were exposed for literal war crimes.”

    let the bombs fall…

    1. Pat

      Bagels suck.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Look, I’m against the carcereal state, but if you were thrown into Florence ATX for the rest of your life I wouldn’t shed a tear.

        1. straffinrun

          I think he meant he draws lipstick around the middle and does things with it.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        I second this.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    This matters, not just for us in Britain or in Europe more widely, it also matters for the world. The European Union is surrounded by proto-fascist states – Russia, Turkey and Trump’s America – that are behaving in very dangerous ways, whether we are talking about saving the planet, preventing violence or preserving human rights and development.

    The best part is the pretense that the EU is some sort of “democracy”. One bureaucrat, one vote.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Seems like they’d be willing to chip in more for military spending if they really believed this nonsense.

  32. leon

    “St. Louis secret…“anti-Semitism.””

    Missouri being religiously intolerant? Never heard of such a thing.

    1. “My husband, some hotshot (rolls eyes). Here’s his ancient St. Louis secret — Calgon.”

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Whatever the report says, Blue will twist it up to mean whatever they want it to mean.

    Read between the lines!

  34. Rebel Scum

    Former Stormy Daniels attorney Michael Avenatti hasn’t filed an income tax return since 2010 and skipped out on payments in 2009 and 2010, according to federal prosecutors.

    The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday that Avenatti, now facing federal indictments in both New York and California, appears to have been living the life of luxury — all while allegedly stiffing Uncle Sam on a regular basis.

    Heh. This asshole. Now do all the “pay your fair share” Congresscritters.

    1. leon

      How do they do it though? Can you just not submit a return and then be fine? I know I’m a chump, but help a guy out.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        My mom had a tax preparation business and one segment of her market were people who never filed. They came to her when they finally got caught and she’d help them do the back taxes and help them negotiate with the IRS.

        She would get the IRS to settle for a ridiculously low amount as long as a) they didn’t spout crazy shit about taxation being theft and b) didn’t really have a lot of assets that could be liquidated/seized.

        For example, if you were a trucker and the only thing you had was your truck, it made no sense for the IRS to seize it. You’d be on the welfare line because your livelihood was gone and the truck wasn’t worth much. So the IRS would take a pittance.

        My guess is that the other side of the bell curve are people who are rich enough to employ a room full of lawyers/accountants who can fight the IRS to a standstill. I’ll bet they can negotiate a hell of a deal too.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Doesn’t not paying your taxes qualify him to be the next Secretary of the Treasury?

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        All those tax forms are really tricky and complicated.

    3. straffinrun

      How do you live your life like that? He had to have known this house of cards was going to crumble and crumble soon. Get up on TV and bring all this attention to yourself knowing all the time that it would only increase the danger of getting caught. What do I know, I’m just a lush and not a sociopath.

      1. Nephilium

        Dude, if you think this is bad. Grab a pint, a big bucket of popcorn, and read the tales of Prenda Law. They started as a copyright trolling company, and eventually got into forging signatures, fraud, and hiding assets.

        1. straffinrun

          嘘つきは泥棒の始まり. Usotsuki ha dorobo no hajimari. Telling a lie is the beginning of a criminal. It’s my favorite Japanese saying and seems applicable to that guy. He just spiraled out of control.

          1. Sensei

            嘘つき – lie
            は – grammar particle in this case translated as “as for”
            泥棒 – thief
            の – grammar particle – shows possession or allows nouns to modify another noun
            始まり – beginning.

            “lie,as for, thief’s beginning”

            I swear Yoda is part Japanese.

      2. Drake

        I’ve seen several houses on my street foreclosed on – after they didn’t pay the mortgage for years. I’m shocked every time – how did they live for years like that?

  35. Pat

    36 vulnerabilities in LTE 4G standard could enable data interception

    Researchers have discovered a collection of flaws in the Long-Term Evolution (LTE) standard, which could allow an attacker to send spoof messages and intercept data traffic.

    A team with the Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology Constitution (KAIST) have discovered 51 vulnerabilities with the 4G standard, including 15 known issues and 36 previously undiscovered flaws.

    They discovered this set of flaws using a code-testing technique known as ‘fuzzing’. The KAIST researchers used a tool dubbed ‘LTEFuzz’ to feed large amounts of random data into identified processes to test them for potential anomalies.

    Looks like the NSA curtailed all its domestic spying programs just in the nick of time!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Interesting. The cellular standards are so confusing these days, particularly given the networks’ penchants for bullshit acronyms and misrepresentation of capabilities, I’m a little surprised that they were able to find so many flaws. I thought LTE was primarily a CDMA protocol, but it appears to have characteristics of GSM/EDGE as well. GSM is much easier to manipulate/eavesdrop on than CDMA.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Well 5G is on the way. More vulnarabilities to find. IoT is really the next wave and that’s going to be interesting having everything connected that can be. People will know your entire daily routine. You’ll get a pop up ad for toilet paper everytime you sit down on the toilet. Unless you’re in Venezuala.

  36. Man who claimed child sex doll was for art project jailed

    Donald Styles, 61, said he purchased the 3ft doll, which had realistic sex organs, for a university application after it was intercepted at customs.

    Police raided his home in Newton Abbot, Devon, and found 149 films and images of child abuse including rape.

    A judge said his story was “ridiculous” and jailed him for 18 months.

    Exeter Crown Court heard Styles, a former Plymouth University art student, had told police he wanted the doll for a project he needed to submit as part of an application for a masters degree course at the university.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      It’s. a. doll,

      Who cares if he was using it for sex? Weird shit, but it’s a doll. Not a child. Not human at all.

      1. Nephilium

        But I saw several movies where the dolls come to life when people aren’t around, what if that happens to this doll. Won’t you think of the non-breathing children?!

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          If this one came to life, it’d be more Child’s Play and less Toy Story, so he’d have more to worry about there.

          1. AlmightyJB

            It turns into Lorana Bobbet?

      2. Rasilio

        He would have been going to jail for the child porn either way.

      3. prolefeed

        The doll was just the last straw, apparently. The lede seems to have been buried:

        Mr Beal said: “Asked about what police might find on his computer, he said ‘a few normal naughty nude pictures’.”

        In reality 149 films and images were recovered of which 72 fell in the worst category, depicting child rape.

        There was also a video he had made of a naked five-year-old child.

        Unless those films or images were of dolls, and not human beings, it’s a more serious matter, even if you take the position that the people who * make * the videos are the culpable ones, not the ones who * own * them, unless you specifically commissioned the video in advance and thus caused the acts to take place.

    2. Pat

      Exeter Crown Court heard Styles, a former Plymouth University art student, had told police he wanted the doll for a project he needed to submit as part of an application for a masters degree course at the university.

      I wouldn’t be even the tiniest bit surprised if that much were true.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Unless that thing’s a walking talking Pinocchio I don’t give a shit if he’s fucking it.

    4. straffinrun

      Doll, show me exactly where the bad man touched you.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I will only accept that testimony if it is of the doll touching a live human child’s naughty parts to show where the accused touched them.*

        *I’m willing to negotiate on the live condition.

        1. straffinrun

          Pulling some strings and getting off seems to be a theme lately.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Fact Check: Your statement is 2 Pinnochios

  37. Nephilium

    Here’s a brief ray of sunshine for those of us in Ohio. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like it’ll pass.

    1. AlmightyJB

      It won’t. I’d rather not have DST at all rather than have it year round anyways. Get your juvenile delinquents inside and bring on the night.

      1. Nephilium

        I’d be happy either way, I just want the damned changing to stop.

        1. robc

          THIS. Although I favor it staying light, so I favor DST all the time.

  38. AlmightyJB

    When I clicked on Yahoo ad, this came up. Oath is the old name for Verizon’s Media Group. No thanks. I appreciate the notice though.

    “Before you continue…
    Yahoo is part of Oath. Oath and our partners need your consent to access your device and use your data (including location) to understand your interests, and provide and measure personalised ads. Oath will also provide you with personalised ads on partner products. Learn more. Select ‘OK’ to continue and allow Oath and our partners to use your data, or select ‘Manage options’ to view your choices.”

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Here you go fellas, the permission to everything on my phone is yours.

      1. Tres Cool

        For my adblocker I use uBlock origin, and it prompted me with a weird message yesterday wanting access to stuff on my PC.

        /NOT TAH-DAY

    2. Sean

      Yeah, that was a “OH HELL NO” moment.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday that Avenatti, now facing federal indictments in both New York and California, appears to have been living the life of luxury — all while allegedly stiffing Uncle Sam on a regular basis.

    When I see something like that, I am reminded of Jonathon Winters.

    1. B.P.

      My 10-year-old and I watched that movie the other day. It was very well received.

    2. Homple

      Winters was a great comedian. He had just been released from a mental institution just before filming that movie.

  40. Nephilium

    In Trademark and Beer news, the Stone brewing vs. MillerCoors suit continues. The judge didn’t issue a preliminary injunction, and is allowing it to go to trial. This is one of the few beer trademark cases I think has some actual merit. I’ve never heard someone refer to Keystone as Stone before, and Stone has done some different branding with the Stone name.

    1. robc

      Yeah, that one seems open and shut. There have been a few others that were valid. The one I posted the other day with the T Rex waiving the white flags was valid too, although, as pointed out, a phone call would have been sufficient, no lawyer was needed.

    2. I have never heard Keystone referred to as Stone.

      1. Actually, I might be lying.

    3. Galt1138

      I’m a big fan of Stone. Their beers are fantastic, and I love their Escondido location. I’m not sure about their lawsuit. But, part of me likes the idea of their winning a lawsuit against MillerCoors.

  41. AlmightyJB

    FCC robo call fines: cost of doing business. Won’t stop them.

    1. Tejicano

      Yeah, I saw that the fines were like one million and change. That seems less like actually trying to make them stop than it seems like the FCC wetting its beak.

  42. robc

    I blame AT&T for failing to build a system with property security from the beginning.

    Also, everyone who fought against everyone using public/private key signatures on every email in the early 90s can die in a fire.

    At that time, it was still possible, if hard, to make it standard. Once everyone got work email, it was too late.

    1. Nephilium

      The cell companies have come up with a standard to start flagging the spoofed ANI’s now. T-Mobile uses it already, I saw that Verizon was rolling it out soon, and ATT may have it rolled out. You can set your smartphone up to block the calls automatically, or to have them identified as “Probable Scam”. I turned it on my T-Mobile number immediately, and have been a fan. It’s only caught one caller by accident (and that’s because the company misconfigured the outbound ANI to send the number with a preceding 1, which triggered it as an international call).

      1. robc

        I stand behind AT&T screwing it up 150 years ago or whenever.

        1. Nephilium

          I remember people not believing that you could easily spoof an outbound e-mail address about 10 years ago. The company I worked for was just using SMTP still at that time, so I just whipped up a fake message from the internal access and sent it to them.

          They thought that was hacking…

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Most people don’t bother to understand how electricity is delivered, generated, or even alternating current. Hell, most people don’t know the first thing about their toilets other than how to flush them. They’re not about to spend time understanding their email protocols.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            I know something about electricity, but I admit I don’t know shit about toilets.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Well you see, the toilet creates a siphon action that……

            *narrows gaze*

          4. Jarflax

            The correct response is piss off.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        I have T-Mobile, how’d you go about doing that? Is it in the phone settings somewhere?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Check the thermostat

        2. Nephilium

          Here are the options. You should already be seeing the Scam Likely calls.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Sweet, I appreciate it.

          2. Nephilium

            Not a problem, anything to help cut down on the robocalls. They definitely fall under the aspect of fraud.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Hey, by the way, your car warranty is about to expire. Act now to prevent a lapse in coverage.

          4. Nephilium

            Scruffy? I have received IP alert from your Window computer! It is infected with bad software. Please do the kindly and allow me to help you in cleaning the machine.

          5. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Hold on, I’ll get my debit card.

          6. Nephilium

            Hello sir! Are you still there, we still need to do the kindly to your machine.

      3. AlmightyJB

        Verizon robo call feature launching this week.

  43. Scruffy Nerfherder

    They’re still gonna get him

    The last big hurrah…
    Of course, this is just my opinion.

    It was born of desperation. Donald Trump felt the hammer was about to fall. He had to do something. He wanted his AG to end the Mueller investigation. About that, there is little doubt.

    He knew AG Barr’s position on obstruction by a President. Barr didn’t think it was possible for a president to obstruct justice. That was why he was hired, after he wrote his 19-page memo explaining himself.

    Mueller was getting real close to finishing his investigation. And it didn’t look good.

    Mueller knew that there was a Justice Dept guideline that stated that a sitting President could not be indicted. His only choice was to turn over the results of his investigation to his superior, the Attorney General. He couldn’t indict, because of DoJ guidelines, but neither could he exonerate.

    That is when AG Barr became Donald Trump’s long-sought after Roy Cohn. He made the decision to summarize the investigation and to clear Trump of all charges. But then, why did he put into his letter that the Special Counsel could not “exonerate”? Perhaps Rosenstein assisted him with the conclusions and that was his two-cents worth? That is speculation. All the words were not Barr’s.

    Trump had a PR blitzkrieg planned for the event. The media were quick to jump into line. After a day or two had lapsed, it began to look very suspicious. Trump went into a predictable distraction mode. He was going to throw millions of people off their medical care and he wanted his Secretary of Education to cut the funding for Special Olympics. It was a master stroke of distraction.

    But, the Democrats and the American people were not so quick to jump on board. The majority did not believe the summary within the Barr letter. Suddenly, Barr and McConnell, no doubt doing the bidding of Donald Trump, decided to block the Mueller Report from Congress and the American people. They began to stonewall the request for transparency.

    More and more, it began to look like a huge scheme to deceive the media and the American people. Democrats began to press for the entire report. Trump and Barr balked.

    Where does it go from here? Probably we will see subpoenas from Congress and claims of “executive privilege” from the White House. In the end, we may be headed to the Courts?

    It is a battle for the rule of law.

    1. Rebel Scum

      He couldn’t indict, because of DoJ guidelines

      No, because Constitution.

      but neither could he exonerate

      This happened by default when no evidence of a crime was presented.

      These people are dangerously ignorant/delusional/stupid.

      It is a battle for the rule of law.

      As if you believe in the rule of law.

      1. nw

        I don’t see how the constitution prevents indicting the president.
        There’s isn’t anything about it in article 2, and given that article 1
        section 6 provides for some immunity for members of congress,
        I think they would have mentioned it if they had also intended to
        provide some immunity for the president.

        1. Rebel Scum

          The president is the chief law enforcement officer. The method to deal with a criminal president is impeachment.

    2. R C Dean

      More and more, it began to look like a huge scheme to deceive the media and the American people.

      He’s this close . . . .

      The Mueller report/Barr summary makes it impossible to reconcile the two competing narratives. To the extent anybody could be on the fence, or say that well, maybe the way investigation started is pretty squirrelly, but it sure seems like something fishy was going on the Trump campaign, the report takes that away.

      You either believe this whole thing was a put-up job by various Democrats and Democratic operatives, or you believe Trump managed to get away cold with massive obstruction of justice, so massive that it even obstructed an obstruction of justice charge. And, to believe the latter, you now have to believe that Barr and possibly Mueller were part of the obstruction.

      There was definitely a huge scheme to deceive, IOW. Its no longer possible to believe there wasn’t. You just have to decide who was trying to deceive who.

      1. Tonio

        I love how they paint the media as easily deceivable. If they are so then they are not doing their jobs.

  44. Juvenile Bluster

    Hamas cancels school on Saturday so kids can join border protests

    I have a very bad feeling about this.

    Of course, whatever happens will be Israel’s fault.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yeah, they’ve been getting bad media lately. It’s time to throw a few kids on the bonfire.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Send the kids into the hot spot and blame someone else when they get hurt.

  45. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, queen of annoying

    In the face of stinging failure — Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal fell to Senate slap-down, with zero ayes, 57 nays — the freshman congresswoman apparently wasn’t in the mood for nonsense. So when Republican Rep. Sean Duffy introduced an amendment to a homeless bill being debated in the Financial Services Committee that would impose green standards as a condition of receiving benefits, and then explained his proposal this way: “The Green New Deal is one that if you are a rich liberal from maybe New York or California, it sounds great because you can afford to retrofit your home or build a new home that has zero emissions, that is energy efficient, affordable and safe” — Ocasio-Cortez snapped.

    The little socialist’s nerve got struck a little too hard.

    “When we talk about the concern for the environment as an elitist concern,” she said in a two-minute rant, captured on widely shared video, “one year ago I was waitressing in a taco shop in downtown Manhattan. I just got health insurance for the first time a month ago. This is not an elitist issue. This is a quality of life issue. You want to tell people that their concern and their desire for clean air and clean water is elitist? Tell that to the kids in the South Bronx which are suffering from the highest rates of childhood asthma in the country.

    “Tell that to the families in Flint whose kids, their blood is ascending in lead levels, their brains are damaged for the rest of their lives,” she went on. “Call them elitist. You’re telling them that those kids are trying to get on a plane to Davos? People are dying! They are dying. And the response across the other side of the aisle is to introduce an amendment five minutes before a hearing in a markup? This is serious.”

    J.G. Wentworth serious, in fact. Only instead of wild-eyed TV commercial actors screaming, “It’s my money and I want it now,” it’s the wild-eyed Ocasio-Cortez — It’s my Green New Deal and I want it now!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Tell that to the families in Flint whose kids, their blood is ascending in lead levels, their brains are damaged for the rest of their lives,”

      I’ll be sure to tell them that the lead in their water was the direct result of a government jobs program designed to win votes at the expense of safety, and was repeatedly and deliberately ignored by bureaucrats and politicians at multiple levels of government.

      1. Clearly there weren’t *enough* levels of government!

    2. This Machine

      “The Green New Deal is one that if you are a rich liberal from maybe New York or California, it sounds great because you can afford to retrofit your home or build a new home that has zero emissions, that is energy efficient, affordable and safe”

      Ring a ding ding. Every time they talk about soaking the rich, it seems it’s only the rich who come away dry.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        See Google and their solar panel financing scheme that puts 30 year liens on your property for negligible (if not negative ) energy bill savings.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Solar panels will eventually pay for themselves*.

          * It’ll take around a century to do so, but hey.

    3. Rebel Scum

      I just got health insurance for the first time a month ago.

      Weren’t you supposed to have it prior to that because of the ACA?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes. If she didn’t have health insurance, it’s because she chose not to. She would have been eligible for plenty of subsidies.

      2. Hmmm, so did she pay the “tax”?

    4. Pat

      “one year ago I was waitressing in a taco shop in downtown Manhattan

      Please keep reminding everyone of that fact every time you want to be taken seriously as a climate policy expert.

      1. straffinrun

        She was a hooker?

        1. AlmightyJB

          That’s a lot more respectable than what she is now.

          1. straffinrun

            And explains what happened to her eyes.

          2. Tejicano

            “…coulda given lessons to Linda Lovelace…”

    5. leon

      “I just got health insurance for the first time a month ago”

      Criminal. Also what does healthcare have to do with global warming?

      1. R C Dean

        So she admits to breaking the law?

        I wonder, though, if that’s even true. It very well could be, but I would not be surprised at all if it came out that she actually had some kind of insurance.

        Read literally, her statement would mean that she was never even covered under her parent’s health insurance as a child (or until age 26). I seriously doubt that, so what she’s probably saying is that she never bought insurance for herself after being ineligible to be on her parent’s insurance. SInce she is exactly who OCare was supposed to make sure was paying into the health care system, her statement basically confirms that OCare was a failure.

        1. Nephilium

          She just expected someone else to pay for it.

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      Her and her South Bronx.

  46. Rebel Scum

    Investigate the investigators

    Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Wednesday demanded a full investigation into former Obama officials who were involved with the Trump-Russia hoax, and called for former CIA Chief John Brennan to come before Congress “ASAP.”

    Paul tweeted that a “high-level source” informed him that Brennan had insisted that the unverified Steele dossier be included in the 2017 U.S. intelligence Assessment of Russian Interference in the 2016 Election.

    The Kentucky Republican also tweeted that “it’s time for Congress to investigate” the Obama officials behind the Russia hoax, including Obama himself.

    In an interview with the Washington Examiner, Paul said Brennan needs to come before the Senate Judiciary Committee immediately to explain his involvement with the anti-Trump dossier.

    “I think we need to find the truth,” he told Washington Secrets.

    He said the goal would be to stop similar faulty investigations into future administrations, “Democratic or Republican.”
    In the interview, he also said he would ask Trump in a letter this week to declassify the information related to the distribution and use of the dossier.

    Paul said the topic of a probe into the dossier “keeps coming up for discussion. How did all this get started.” He added that Judiciary Committee Chairman Sen. Lindsay Graham has indicated it would open a probe.

    Don’t. Tease. Me.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nothing substantial is going to happen. I do hope they prove me wrong though.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      If it at the very least tarnishes some of that ‘halo’ image Obama has, it’s a win. Go for it. Expose him.

  47. AlmightyJB

    He’s just missing the tiny mustache. I’d like to see ESPN taken to the cleaners.

    https://hotair.com/archives/2019/03/27/keith-olbermann-trouble-espn-attacking-hunter-twitter/

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      ESPN is the worst kind of faux-virtue signalling entity.

      Sports writers are so annoying when it comes to this sort of stuff.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    It is a battle for the rule of law.

    “I know you are, but what am I?”

  49. Fatty Bolger

    “This sounds awful, pain exists for a reason.”

    Man, Garth has not aged well.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I could do with a lack of pain these days.

  50. Pat

    Jordan Peele on Making Movies After ‘Us’: “I Don’t See Myself Casting a White Dude as the Lead”

    […]Fame is still something he’s figuring out. “I don’t envy someone who gets famous overnight,” Peele cautioned. “The hardest part is being recognized. I used to think that being in the public eye gave you power. But all of a sudden, they have the power and can come up to you an hour into dinner.”

    But there are other kinds of power, and Peele plans on wielding his judiciously. One way is to keep putting black faces on the screen in leading roles. “The way I look at it,” he explained, “I get to cast black people in my movies. I feel fortunate to be in this position where I can say to Universal, ‘I want to make a $20 million horror movie with a black family.’ And they say yes.”

    It’s a formula he’s not interested in messing with.

    “I don’t see myself casting a white dude as the lead in my movie. Not that I don’t like white dudes,” he said, nodding over to his moderator pal Roberts. “But I’ve seen that movie.” The line drew loud applause and shouts of agreement. “It really is one of the best, greatest pieces of this story, is feeling like we are in this time — a renaissance has happened and proved the myths about representation in the industry are false.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Whatever, it’s his call. He’s half-white anyway.

      1. Pat

        Given, of course. He’d be the first one activating the launch sequence on a white director who said he couldn’t see himself casting a black lead though. As ever it’s the utter and complete depraved hypocrisy that’s so annoying..

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’m not sure he would, but his fanboys definitely would, probably without a complaint from him.

    2. Tres Cool

      “…and proved the myths about representation in the industry are false.”

      I concur.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      I’m OK with that. I think you can make a point that there is a big market for horror films with a black family and someone should make some money in it. Just like Tyler Perry has worked his Mathea gold mine.

      The only caveat is that he can’t bitch about other people making movies with whites/asians/Indians etc.

    4. Drake

      I don’t see myself paying to watch one of his movies. See how freedom of association works?

      1. Exactly.

        /note to self, blacklist Peele, continue search for non-problematic synonyms

        1. Grummun

          Surely not all Peeles

      2. leon

        Meh. I don’t care. He’s funny. I don’t go for horror, so won’t watch that, but his comedy has been good. I’m not going to let other people’s politics keep me from having a good time.

    1. Tres Cool

      My shocked face. I’m wearing it.

    2. Raphael

      What case file? Whatchu talkin’ bout, Willis?

    3. Count Potato

      That picture is worth a thousand words.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        It’s not phaked? wow, that is too funny then.

  51. Fatty Bolger

    Unplanned comes out this weekend in 1000 theaters. I’m wondering how well it will do. Will it be limited to the targeted Christian audience, or will it pull in a wider demographic? The poster/ads with the “what she saw changed everything” tagline are very eye catching.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Oops, linked the star’s page by accident. This is the movie’s page.

      1. straffinrun

        Interesting anyways. 5″2′. That’s a small gal.

    2. SugarFree

      No nude scenes?

      Pass.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Well… it *is* rated R. Sneaking into an R-Rated movie.

  52. Count Potato

    “The fines the FTC imposed on the companies and their owners range from $500,000 to over $3 million. Some of the proposed settlements are still waiting for final court approval.”

    Fines? They should be taken out and shot.

  53. Nephilium

    Alright, Dayton area people. Is there anything in Huber Heights? The Straycats are going on tour this year, and the closest they’re coming to Cleveland is there at the Rose Music Center. Any feedback on the venue?

    1. Tres Cool

      I’ve never been, but I’ve heard from people that have that it’s a decent venue.
      And it’s comparatively new, for whatever that’s worth.

      1. Tres Cool

        https://www.rosemusiccenter.com/

        Aug. 14th. I’ll make a note on my calendar in crayon.

        1. Nephilium

          Yeah, if it was a weekend show, that would nudge me closer to the go side. But middle of the week, which means I’ll need to take time off work to go.

    2. Annoyed Nomad

      I haven’t been to the new venue in Huber Heights yet either, but have heard good things about it. I live walking distance to the Fraze in Kettering.

  54. Sean

    https://www.engadget.com/2019/03/28/facebook-housing-discrimination-charges/

    The HUD accuses Facebook of allowing advertisers to exclude certain categories of people from seeing ads, including parents, people born outside the US, non-Christians, those interested in Hispanic culture or accessibility matters and a number of others who fall within the Fair Housing Act’s protected class parameters. It also says Facebook let advertisers show ads only to men or women, and exclude people in certain zip codes from seeing ads.

    *Nelson point & laugh*

    1. leon

      “non-Christians”

      Hot Christan singles have a sad.

    2. straffinrun

      Is anyone really upset that they didn’t get to see an ad?

      1. leon

        Wouldn’t it be the banks fault? Not the advertisement provider. This will would be like suing Tucker Carelson for programming that minorities don’t like for breaking the fair housing act.

  55. straffinrun

    Hooters goes bust in Japan

    Japanese fans of the Hooters chain have had their spirits bouncing up and down this week, starting with the development that on March 25, HJ, the company that manages Hooters’ Japanese restaurants, filed for bankruptcy protection from its creditors in Tokyo District Court under Japan’s Civil Rehabilitation Law.

    1. straffinrun

      I missed one…

      sales for Hooters branches in Japan have sagged in recent years

      1. MikeS

        Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      If their food is as crappy in Japan as it is in the US, it’s long overdue.

      1. The fried pickles are the only decent thing on the menu.

    3. Raphael

      Have you been to one here before? I’ve been thinking about going to one for experience sake, but I always get too self-conscious.

      1. straffinrun

        I went to the one in Shibuya last Halloween. Food wasn’t good and the girls were not very hot, but it was nomihodai for two hours and a course menu for only 5,000 yen. I wouldn’t go back, though.

        1. Raphael

          For shame. Aw well, guess I’ll just hit up the oppai bars instead.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          Theres some aggressive touts near that one for massages.

          1. straffinrun

            My office is a five minute walk from there. What are you saying?

          2. Jarflax

            I think he’s calling you a jack off.

          3. straffinrun

            *Drops Gloves. Realizes how that would be misconstrued and puts them back on*

          4. Raphael

            *paging UCS to the white courtesy phone*

          5. Jarflax

            No glove no love?

          6. Jarflax

            *paging UCS to the white courtesy phone*

            lacist

          7. Raphael

            Look, Gustave, they just REALLY want to make sure all the hard-working salarymen can unwind and have a nice relaxing massage.

            *purposely being obtuse*

          8. Gustave Lytton

            Business must be slow because I’m quite a bit out of that target audience. And the pitch was in eigo.

            *also obtuse*

          9. Raphael

            All jokes aside, it’s always funny to me when they try to act all buddy-buddy.

          10. Sensei

            One of my introductory Japanese textbooks had a lesson about going for a massage.

            My female classmate and I were a bit incredulous, but both of us kept making “happy ending” references that went completely over the (native) Japanese instructor’s head.

        3. Pope Jimbo

          NOMIHODAI!!!!

          A hotel I stayed at when I was working in Tokyo back in ’98 used to have a nomihodai every Tuesday night if you were a guest.

          That was the only night I’d stay in a real hotel. The other nights I stayed in a capsule hotel. (On weekends I went down to Kobe to be with family).

          1. straffinrun

            I don’t fit in the capsule. At least that’s what they told me when I tried to check in one night.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            I spent almost a year working in Tokyo. My family was staying in Kobe with the wife’s relatives and I commuted.

            The company I worked for had no problems putting me up in a hotel, but it was boring as shit. Check in, go to your room and drink by yourself. At the time I wasn’t rich enough to do much drinking in a bar.

            One week all the hotels were booked up for some reason and I decided to do the capsule hotel. It was great. You could buy beer from a vending machine. There was a big common room with a TV that showed crazy sports. So I could sit around with a bunch of drunk salarymen arguing about sports.

            The capsule part wasn’t too bad, but it would not be good if you were claustrophobic at all. But it was just a place to flop for night to sleep in.

          3. straffinrun

            Wait, you commuted from Kobe? I’m assuming you meant just on weekends.

          4. Pope Jimbo

            Yup. Just on weekends.

            It was a clusterfuck of an assignment. They promised us housing in Tokyo and when I got there, the locals were like “what? Who promised you that?”

            So my wife stayed with relatives (which she was happier with) and I got to commute in on Mon morning and leave Fri afternoon.

            The craziest part of it was that when we were looking at apartments in Tokyo it was cheaper to stay in a hotel than to rent on a monthly basis.

            The whole assignment was a huge boondoggle, but it was a great way to spend some time in Japan on someone else’s dime.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Posted last night. I was worried you were in danger of self harm.

  56. MikeS

    Sean sent me down a Postmodern Jukebox rabbit hole. They have a ton of good songs, but this one…wow. I hate the original pop version, but this is extremely good.

    There is a pretty cool bass duet in the middle, too. You need to see it to appreciate it…literally.

    1. Sean

      That blonde lady. OMG.

      1. Raphael

        She was cute and boy, the girl in the leopard print got some NICE curves. Swoon, man.

        1. kinnath

          That would be Haley Rhinhart. She made it to the top three on American Idol 5 or 6 years ago. She has become a polished professional and does a lot of stuff with PMJ

          1. Raphael

            Well damn, thanks for the intel!

          2. robc

            2011.

            8 years ago.

          3. kinnath

            Next you’ll be telling me that high school was 45 years ago.

    2. Raphael

      That was actually really good. I can behind these jams.

    3. slumbrew

      Whole lotta wood would in that video.

    4. Tundra

      Someone linked that once before. I think I watched it like ten times then.

      Thank you.

    5. Not Adahn

      I love this one (from before they broke up) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPbg9ljE4M

      1. MikeS

        I have a thing for Robyn

  57. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of stupid kid activists….

    High school students make movie about St. Paul’s Rondo neighborhood that is chock full of anti-gentrification silliness.

    For those of you who aren’t from here, Rondo was the black neighborhood of St. Paul until they ran an interstate through it. Ever since then, local activists have shouted that bulldozing the freeway through their neighborhood was an act of racism. They ignore the fact that a) the neighborhood was in the direct path between Mpls and St. Paul and b) was a shitty neighborhood. Any planner was going to put the hiway where it is today.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Huh, pretty much the exact same story in Portland with I5. There’s legitimate criticism of Portland’s racist past (and insane present) but that isn’t one of them.

      1. robc

        Exact same story with almost every major city.

        1. slumbrew

          Boston’s West End waves at the crowd.

          1. Rhywun

            In Buffalo, there is a network of parks and parkways designed by that Central Park guy that made a convenient target for partial destruction, in addition to the usual eminent domain of the poors.

          2. slumbrew

            Frederick Law Olmsted – also did the Emerald Necklace parks in Boston.

          3. robc

            He also did Louisville’s parks.

    2. robc

      Actually, it is a problem. Probably not racist, but a problem. Interstates should have never gone through any city. Loop roads and tangents. It was a bad design and it did destroy neighborhoods.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Top Men don’t care about how their plans are going to affect the peasantry. They have their plans of how the city / country / world should look and everyone else needs to get on board.

        1. robc

          We can’t have people making changes incrementally. That might work! Plus, what politician gets credit for that?

          As I pointed out elsewhere the other day, $1B could pay for one megaproject or 10,000 different $100k projects or 100,000 $10k project.

          If some of the $10k project fail, who cares? But some will work and some will return 10x or 100x their cost.

          That never happens with megaprojects.

          1. ChipsnSalsa

            Looking at you Dan Ryan Jr.

      2. Tonio

        Some cities saw it as an opportunity to “eliminate blight” by bulldozing slum neighborhoods, so perhaps a bit racist in implementation. But it was inevitable that the roads would go through the poorest neighborhoods – minimizes the cost and avoids antagonizing the rich and powerful.

        1. slumbrew

          The razing of the West End was due to it being filled with poor dagos and jews. The monstrosity of the Central Artery was more egalitarian in screwing up the city.

          BTW, thanks everyone for the billions in tax dollars for the Big Dig. Sure, it went massively over budget and schedule, but the end result unambiguously made a huge improvement. Your tax dollars at work!

        2. robc

          “it was inevitable”

          Only if you require them to go through the cities.

          1. Rhywun

            Destroying inner-city neighborhoods for the convenience of suburban motorists didn’t receive any serious opposition until the 60s, by which time the process was pretty much complete.

          2. robc

            The problem is that the inner-city highways are the opposite of the goals of the interstate system, which is to get traffic between cities rapidly. The slowest part is always when you hit a city…especially if you hit it at heavy commute times (for example, anytime between Midnight and Midnight for Atlanta).

            The convenience of the suburban motorist should not have been a concern of the federal interstate system.

      3. Gadfly

        Interstates should have never gone through any city.

        Interstates would inevitably go through a city. Even if they were built to the side of a city instead of through, that would simply shift the future growth to cluster around the new highway. Cities historically cluster around the major transportation hub, so if a city doesn’t have a port or a rail depot it will cluster around a highway.

        1. robc

          Only partly. The core of the city wouldn’t shift. Manhattan hasn’t shifted. They didn’t build the WTC in Secauscus out by I-95.

          And the lack of the interstate through a city doesn’t mean transportation into the city wouldn’t have been built, it just would have been a local road, not part of the interstate system.

          We might have had some of the same problems, or cities, with more limited budgets at their disposal, might have done smarter things.

      4. Pope Jimbo

        I would say that a big highway between Minneapolis and St. Paul was a good thing. We also have loops around the entire area, but I think it is a good thing to have fast efficient road between the two big clusters of business.

        If you have a single large urban core, your point is valid.

  58. straffinrun

    If only all Black Lives Matter activists were like Hawk Newsome.

    https://twitter.com/HawkofNewYork/status/1111149922500280326

  59. KSuellington

    Oh man, those friggin’ robocalls and spam calls are the worst. I have two lines coming in to my cell for my business, so it has varied over the past couple years from five to twenty of these per day. They often pick off the first digits of your number or call from certain nearby cities. A few months back I got a few calls from Florida in a two minute period and I finally picked up and it was a live operator trying to get me in some cruise scam. The next morning in full on busy mode to get to a job, I get two calls in a row from Ft Lauderdale that didn’t leave a message. On the third one I picked up and yelled into the phone, “will you take me off your fucking list and leave me alone!” There was a second or two and a lady said, “Sorry for bothering you, my real estate agent gave me your number and said you could take care of our doors for us.” Oh shit. I called her back and apologized. We ended up laughing about it when I was on the job.

    1. creech

      When I have time, I sometimes engage callers in long conversations (acting like a feeble minded senior citizen -no big act for me) before telling them to eff off. At least they aren’t bothering anyone else during the time I’m stringing them along.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Wait til they start recording those convos for voice samples and start using them for fraud.

      2. KSuellington

        I’ve done that before when I’m on a cross town drive to fuck with them. Put them on hands free and make them repeat what they said a bunch of times for twenty minutes. I got one dude extremely pissed one day with that tactic. I also liked messing with the Indians that called me up last year pretending to be the IRS. Fuck those assholes with a hot poker.

        1. MikeS

          That Indian IRS scam is funny. I fucked with one of them, too. He was pissed at me by the end and had completely dropped the IRS bullshit.

        2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          I tell the Indians that I work for the CIA and if they can just stay on the line a little longer we’ll be able to send the drones right over.

      3. Creosote Achilles

        My preferred method is to ask them what they are wearing and then make bizarre sexual fetish requests of them to see if I can get them to hang up on me. The best obscene phone calls are surprise obscene phone calls with telemarketers.

        1. KSuellington

          Ha! That is a great strategy.

      4. prolefeed

        When I have time, I sometimes engage callers in long conversations (acting like a feeble minded senior citizen -no big act for me) before telling them to eff off.

        I used to work in a call center, trying to get small businesses to switch their internet and landline service. Part of the metric of not getting fired if your sales were a bit short was to rack up huge amounts of talk time with customers. People were shocked at how much talk time I racked up, even though I was only a mediocre closer. So, depending on how the callers are evaluated, they may have been stringing YOU along, trying to keep you on the line as long as possible while making periodic efforts to close a sale so they could justify the call length.

        1. Nephilium

          That wouldn’t have flown in most of the call centers I support. They’re all looking for short handle times, and any outlier call is one that’s usually red flagged for QA review and coaching.

          1. prolefeed

            Are those call centers handling incoming calls, which should have shorter handle times, since the person calling wants you to do something for them?

            Cold calling businesses who are trying their damndest to hang up on you and have you leave them alone is quite different, since you’re typically uncovering and trying to overcome a boatload of objections to switching services.

            That being said, the call center I worked for went out of business for various forms of dysfunction.

          2. Nephilium

            I’ve supported both inbound and outbound call centers. One of the centers I supported is still around, even though they’ll have hold times over an hour for days at a time.

  60. Rebel Scum

    Surely you can’t be serious.

    Speaking on NBC’s Today show with host Savannah Guthrie on Thursday morning, Jussie Smollett’s attorney, Tina Glandian, ripped the Chicago police department, snapping they “did minimal investigation in this case.” She also complained about Smollett being a victim much more after the initial assault, saying, “He at this point again has been victimized much more by what’s happened afterwards than what happened that night.”

    Guthrie started by stating that Glandian was probably aware of the fact that the FBI and DOJ were examining the dismissal of charges against Smollett. She asked, “Does that concern you?’

    Glandian responded, “Not at all. We have nothing to be concerned about because there was nothing on our end to request this, to do anything improper, and to my knowledge nothing improper was done.”

    Guthrie asked if to the best of her knowledge, did Glandian know if anyone connected with Smollett contacted the state attorney’s office on Smollett’s behalf.

    Glandian answered that to the best of her knowledge, that hadn’t happened, but added, “That had nothing to do with why prosecutors discussed dismissing the case.” Glandiand added that she knew of no one connected with Smollett who had made contact with Kim Foxx, the state’s attorney, after Foxx recused herself from the case, saying, “No, the discussions were strictly with the prosecutors actually handling the case.”

    Guthrie asked, “Is it your position that he is, in fact, factually innocent?”

    Glandian answered, “Absolutely. No question.”

    Guthrie: “He didn’t stage his own hate crime? No?”

    Glandian: “No. Absolutely not.”

    Guthrie: “He didn’t send a letter, a fake death threat letter to himself?”

    Glandian denied that.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Smollet intends to never visit Chicago again? He should thank his lucky starsconnections and STFU. But of course he can’t do that. Is he hoping to revive his career by continuing the fake victim routine?

    2. KSuellington

      Wow, they are straight up rubbing it in and tripling down. Not sure that is a great move.

      1. Sean

        It’s a very bad strategy, imo.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, it is pro-wrestling bad guy level of rubbing it in that he is cheating and getting away with it.

        You would think that you would slink away and hide for a while. If the article didn’t mention the lawyer by name, I would have sworn he was being represented by Avenetti.

        “Dude, you never back down! Sure you haven’t paid any taxes. Sure you just got caught trying to extort money from a company. But you don’t hide. You go big.”

    3. leon

      What do people expect the defense lawyer to say? My client is guilty?

      And yeah, she isn’t worried about the Feds cause the dismissal is not my problem.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        “no comment”

        That is what I would want my lawyer to say.

        1. KSuellington

          Yep, that or some anodyne statement about about “healing” and an apology without taking any blame would be the prudent course.

      2. R C Dean

        What do people expect the defense lawyer to say?

        “I don’t do interviews, and I advise my clients not to do them either.”

      3. leon

        All valid points, that’s what she should have done. But given that she didn’t, I wouldn’t expect anything else really.

    4. B.P.

      I heard that Geragos attorney on the Adam Carolla podcast yesterday. It was his contention that the two brothers committed the assault with no coordination with Smollett, and he would be revealing his theory as to why they did it over the weekend.

      1. KSuellington

        Wow, he is still making the rounds and hoping to get a piece of the action after this week’s news?

        1. B.P.

          Yeah, he does a regular thing on Carolla’s podcast. He likes to dial up the “how dare you” outrage at his latest target, and is rarely believable.

          1. slumbrew

            Geragos seems like a fairly genial guy on the podcast and I suspect I’d like him one-on-one but when he starts talking about his celebrity cases, I just start fast-forwarding.

          2. B.P.

            That’s my take too. Fairly affable, but…. oh, come on Geragos! Am I supposed to buy that last thing you said? Also, it’s always a tell when he starts talking process and not substance on a case.

          3. slumbrew

            Though I still love the story of Mark having to take a call while Adam was over – “I come back down and Adam is in the living room with Paulette [Mark’s wife], and he’s 3-fingers into my scotch.” Adam replies, “That’s better than being 3-fingers into Paulette”.

          4. R C Dean

            That’s better than being 3-fingers into Paulette

            Which strikes me as more of a burn on Paulette.

          5. slumbrew

            Given that she’s Mark’s wife & not Adam, I suspect he was happy that wasn’t the case.

            Though I think it was Macallan 25, so who knows.

    1. Raphael

      Wood with extreme prejudice.

  61. Count Potato

    “‘They could have worn white face’: Jussie Smollett lawyer offers bizarre explanation as to why the Empire actor told police his Nigerian assailants were white – and points to old video of one of them wearing make-up to play the Joker as potential proof”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860095/Jussie-Smolletts-lawyer-says-thought-brothers-white-wearing-make-up.html

    OFFS

    1. Rebel Scum

      Is that what he thinks white people look like? That’s like opposite blackface.

  62. Count Potato

    “Emma Roberts puts on an edgy display in contrasting prints for low-key outing… following shock split from fiancé Evan Peters”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6859893/Emma-Roberts-puts-edgy-display-contrasting-prints-low-key-outing.html

    Edgy?

    1. AlmightyJB

      That’s scarier than anything I saw on AHS.

    2. SugarFree

      She stole an old man’s pants.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “shocking split”
      So you’re saying there’s a chance.. yes!

    4. Drake

      Looks like she went shopping at Sears in 1976.

      1. Tres Cool

        Now I have flashbacks of ToughSkins jeans, that had to be washed approx 5,000 times before they even remotely felt like fabric as opposed to 80–grit burlap.
        Thanks.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I remember those things, they’d stand up on their own 100 washes in.

        2. Sensei

          Those things were ridiculous!

  63. The Late P Brooks

    For those of you who aren’t from here, Rondo was the black neighborhood of St. Paul until they ran an interstate through it. Ever since then, local activists have shouted that bulldozing the freeway through their neighborhood was an act of racism. They ignore the fact that a) the neighborhood was in the direct path between Mpls and St. Paul and b) was a shitty neighborhood. Any planner was going to put the hiway where it is today.

    They run roads through shitty neighborhoods, where the land may be (relatively) cheaply acquired? I’m shocked.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    Tainted

    The number of electric vehicles on the world’s roads is rising fast. Latest figures show there are more than three million and sales are growing at close to 75% a year. But now doubts have been raised about the ethics of buying one.

    Amnesty International says human rights abuses, including the use of child labour, in the extraction of minerals, like cobalt, used to make the batteries that power electric vehicles is undermining ethical claims about the cars.

    Kumi Naidoo, Amnesty’s Secretary General, told the recent Nordic EV Summit in Oslo, that climate change should not be tackled at the expense of human rights. “Without radical changes, the batteries which power green vehicles will continue to be tainted by human rights abuses,” he said.

    No kidding.

    1. R C Dean

      Latest figures show there are more than three million and sales are growing at close to 75% a year.

      Well, there’s over a billion motor vehicles worldwide, with over 80 million new vehicles sold every year. So EVs are 1/4 of 1% of vehicles on the road. When you start with a microscopic market share, even large percentage increases don’t necessarily mean you don’t still have a microscopic market share.

      Absent major advances in battery technology (and the batteries are getting better), and a massive buildout of the electrical grid (which hasn’t even started to happen), EVs will never be more than a niche product. Of course, when you pair EVs with a big transition to renewable energy, you are now doubling, tripling, or more the cost of electricity, which does a lot of damage to the business case for EVs even within their niche.

      1. Yeah, I was gonna say 75% of zero is still zero.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    But the goal of zero-emission driving is still a long way off. Electric cars still only account for 2.4% of global new sales and despite Norway’s stellar sales rate, electric cars still account for only one in eight of vehicles on the road in Oslo.

    zero-emission driving?

    No such thing.

    1. Nephilium

      Fred Flintstone disagrees.

      1. R C Dean

        Oh, don’t think Fred was zero-emission.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Bam Bam is proof positive that Fred was not zero-emission.

          1. Pebbles was his. Bam Bam was Barney’s kid. Or was there a lot of swinging going on in Bedrock?

    2. B.P.

      It doesn’t count if you plug the vehicle into a wall socket that is connected to a coal-fired power plant. It’s like you don’t even know how energy works.

      1. It’s like people who meat but are against hunting.

        1. MikeS

          Fuck you! I hope the rest of your pathetic life is a living hell!!!11!!

          /Keith Olberman

  66. robc

    Is SugarFree around?

    I am not sure if anyone else cares, but the Natcher Parkway (formerly the Green River Parkway) is now Interstate 165.

    I almost missed my exit last week because the number changed.

    The sings don’t exist all the way to Owensboro yet, they have changed in BG, but they are working on the changes on the rest of it.

    1. SugarFree

      I guess Natcher has been dead long enough that it no longer matters, but I’ve met his family and I bet they are hopping mad.

      1. robc

        I always thought it weird that Green River got dropped entirely for Natcher, but the rest of the parkways kept their geographic name when they were named after someone.

      2. robc

        wikipedia says the change was March 6th.

      3. robc

        “Natcher is best known for his record-setting string of 18,401 roll call votes, even being wheeled in on a hospital gurney to vote shortly before his death.”

        1. SugarFree

          I worked on his papers at WKU.

      4. robc

        Apparently it will still be the William H Natcher Expressway.

  67. Nephilium

    Alright… non-IT people, question for you. Why do you ignore the e-mails from the ticketing software asking if everything is working until we say if you don’t respond by X we’ll assume it’s working and close it? At that point, you don’t have to do anything, we’ll close it anyway. But some 80% of people feel that that’s the e-mail they need to respond to. Why?

    1. I find the whole IT ticket thing to be annoying. If I need assistance from any other department I just call or email them directly and we work things out. That ticket system seems a bit OCD to me.

      1. slumbrew

        Requests via e-mail can’t scale – I’m guessing you’re at a smaller company? We’re around 8k employees now & we use ticketing for everything – e.g., having Legal review a vendor’s contract.

        It also lets you see what the current status of requests are, etc.

        1. Gotcha. Yes, smaller company.

      2. Tonio

        If done right, ticketing systems can reveal whether problems follow users, equipment or software. It also allows you to document time spent on tickets which is important if you also have development or maintenance responsibilities.

    2. leon

      When I worked a help desk I loved reaching out for weeks with no response to have the ticket re-opened within hours of it being closed.

    3. Tonio

      Cynical old IT guy here: 1) Because they are afraid it might break again and want to keep the ticket open. 2) Because they don’t think it’s their job to have to “help out” IT, but they damn well expect you to drop everything to fix their problems.

      1. Nephilium

        But then they don’t even have to reply to the last e-mail. I’m going to close the ticket regardless. They’ve already wasted my time by making me follow up twice to verify it’s fixed (and it almost always is, you rarely need to follow up when something is still broken). It’s that reply that I don’t get.

    4. MikeS

      Because we work better under pressure.

  68. Count Potato

    “Laura Ingraham guest says trans people will “destroy” gender norms to create “new species”—”Human and part machine””

    https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1111216374297382912

    https://www.newsweek.com/laura-ingraham-podcast-trans-people-species-machine-paul-nathanson-1377906

    Isn’t that what Alex Jones asked Blaire White?

    1. leon

      They’re turning the frogs into machines!

    2. Tonio

      Well, robo-peen would probably work better than phalloplasty (creating a penis from existing parts). They have some ortho prosthesis which interface with the body – they sense muscle contractions and act accordingly.

  69. Count Potato

    “2020 Democratic Primary Candidates as @dril tweets:”

    https://twitter.com/SenatorMeow/status/1110600867080794113

    1. commodious spittoon

      This is all Twitter should have been. Instead it’s long-form prose with regularized paragraph breaks, and abuse.

  70. Count Potato

    “Inside the mind of Ben Shapiro, the alt-right sage without the rage”

    https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1111248348114239488

    “Editor’s note: This article has been changed. A previous version mistakenly described Mr Shapiro as an “alt-right sage” and “a pop idol of the alt right”. In fact, he has been strongly critical of the alt-right movement. We apologise.”

    https://www.economist.com/open-future/2019/03/28/inside-the-mind-of-ben-shapiro-the-alt-right-sage-without-the-rage

    Oh come on, if we can have white Nigerians, why can’t we have Jewish neo-nazis?

    1. Tonio

      Black KKKlansman

    2. Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!

  71. B.P.

    That Charlottesville car assailant guy has been convicted of federal hate crimes…

    https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/national/man-convicted-of-using-car-to-plow-into-protesters-pleads-guilty-to-hate-crime-charge

    He… “…pleaded guilty to 29 federal hate crimes Wednesday, the Department of Justice announced.

    The charges each carry a maximum penalty of life in prison, so Fields will avoid the possibility of the death penalty.”

    1. slumbrew

      So 29 crimes with badthink enhancement.

    2. Tonio

      He has been convicted, but not yet sentenced, on state murder and wounding charges. The jury’s recommendation was 419 years total time.

    3. MikeS

      Good thing for the hate crimes add-on or this guy would likely only do 258 years!

  72. Michael

    Turn your volume up if your hearing is damaged from listening to loud urban music.

    https://twitter.com/RandallOtisTV/status/1110947319938248704

    1. B.P.

      More hair touching.