Learn Japanese Through Anime Titles – 千と千尋の神隠し – “Spirited Away”

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Trying to rise to the call for content I figured I’d try to combine both my interest in Japanese language and anime into a single quick read.  I also want to suggest that all Japanese animation doesn’t revolve around  an unnatural attraction to one’s younger sister.  If there is interest I’ll do more.  For the first attempt I figured I’d review an anime that I can actually recommend, Hayao Miyazaki’s “Spirited Away”.

Japanese: 千と千尋の神隠し

English: “Spirited Away”

千  – “Sen”- In this case what the main character is called through most of the film.  It’s an odd name and the reason is explained in the film.

と – “to” this a particle equivalent to “and” here in English and links nouns together.  Japanese is a bit more interesting because “to”is generally use link things exhaustively.   “I went to the store and purchased (only) milk and bread“.  However, Japanese also as another version や or “ya” which is used on a non-exhaustive list  “I went to the store and purchased milk や bread” which means “I went to the store and bought milk, bread and other things“.

千尋 – “Chihiro” – Name of the protagonist

の – “no” – shows possession or used to link nouns together.  Similar to ” ‘s”  in English.

神隠し – “Kamikakushi- noun-  mysterious disappearance, spirited away.

So we actually have the rare case where the Japanese title mostly matches the English one.  “Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi” or “Sen and Chihiro’s Spiriting Away”

The key point  I want to make here is the different reading of 千.  In the first reading it uses onyomi or sound (aka Chinese) reading and in the second 千尋 it is kunyomi or Japanese reading and sounds like “chi”.

The character has  the 尋 (hiro) removed from her name and her memory in the film and becomes “Sen” through most of the film.  This kind of word play happens throughout the film and would be instantly recognizable to the Japanese audience and is essentially untranslatable in English.

It also stresses just how important kanji or the Chinese characters that Japanese uses are to convey meaning with written Japanese.  This kind of word play is central to all kinds of Japanese humor and literature.

Spirited Away (Japanese: 千と千尋の神隠し Hepburn: Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi, “Sen and Chihiro’s Spiriting Away”) is a 2001 Japanese animated coming-of-age fantasy film written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, animated by Studio Ghibli for Tokuma Shoten, Nippon Television Network, Dentsu, Buena Vista Home Entertainment, Tohokushinsha Film and Mitsubishi and distributed by Toho…and tells the story of Chihiro Ogino (Hiiragi), a sullen 10-year-old girl who, while moving to a new neighborhood, enters the world of Kami (spirits) of Japanese Shinto folklore. After her parents are transformed into pigs by the witch Yubaba (Natsuki), Chihiro takes a job working in Yubaba’s bathhouse to find a way to free herself and her parents and return to the human world.Wikipedia

Studio Ghibli films are generally top notch and “Spirited Away” is no exception.  There are other more highly rated films from the studio, but near the top of my list is “Spirited Away” for it message of growing up and responsibility. It works as simple and fun story for children while still having many parts that will be interesting and thought provoking for an adult audience.

Comments

198 responses to “Learn Japanese Through Anime Titles – 千と千尋の神隠し – “Spirited Away””

  1. Rhywun

    This kind of word play is central to all kinds of Japanese humor and literature.

    Yeah, that’s intimidating as hell if you’re not a native. How do you find the time to invest in understanding it?

    1. Sensei

      It’s close to impossible.

      Somebody asked Miyazaki about it once and he said he wasn’t sure how someone could fully understand his films without knowing Japanese.

      For me personally I just view as peeling back another layer of the onion and realizing I’ll never get through the whole thing…

      1. Gustave Lytton

        I’m way behind you and seems even more of a slog, and further as I realize how much I’d don’t know. My goal is to be able to understand a little but I’m resigned to never really understand colloquial Japanese. Then I see non-native English speakers that have learned the language and picked up idioms and cultural references, and otherwise seem to have acquired a fluency in a non-native language.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I assume it’s pretty much like studying TS Eliot all the time. I think he was the king of literary references

    3. commodious spittoon

      Oruchuban Ebichu is a funny, stupid anime that explains to English viewers some of the puns and gags that make it humorous for the Japanese. I doubt it’s any use for Miyazaki films, but hey, you get to watch a woman repeatedly beat her clueless gerbil house servant because her boyfriend is a layabout cad.

      1. Sensei

        The guy who did that bootleg that’s floating around the internet spent an incredible amount of time explaining all the gags.

        I highly recommend it!

        1. commodious spittoon

          My ex was stupid into anime. I didn’t like much of it, but some of the highlights were Plastic Nee-san and Kill La Kill (obviously).

          I watched a couple episodes of Cowboy Bebop over the weekend for nostalgia and ehhhhhhhhhh

          I’ll stick to GitS if I feel nostalgic. SAC has some great episodes.

          1. commodious spittoon

            Although Toys in the Attic still holds up as a genuinely creepy Alien homage.

          2. Rhywun

            Sign in to confirm your age.

            No.

          3. Tundra

            Great song. Sobriety wrecked that band.

          4. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I’ll stick to GitS if I feel nostalgic. SAC has some great episodes.

            QFT

      2. Count Potato

        Your avatar isn’t loading. It’s just text that reads “commodio spittoon”

  2. Chihiro takes a job working in Yubaba’s bathhouse

    We need a mash-up of Spirited Away and The Ritz. 😉

  3. Spudalicious

    I don’t even understand how the Japanese understand Japanese. Makes my head spin.

    First loser!

    1. Spudalicious

      Damn. Bronze.

  4. Gustave Lytton

    Studio Ghibli films are like Pixar (especially pre Disney) for me. I appreciate the production value but the movies just don’t draw me in. Do have the Studio Ghibli museum/tour on my todo list, but probably down quite a ways.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Studio Ghibli peaked with Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind.

      Prove me wrong.

      1. Sensei

        That does seem to be the hardcore anime fan choice.

        I think it’s a great film, but to me there are just so many things going on that it can be tough to follow.

        It was originally a manga so I think that is part of the issue.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          That and after Nausicaä Miyazaki just told the same story over and over again.

    2. straffinrun

      You’re talking about the one in Mitaka (Tokyo suburb) I assume. Don’t go if you’re over six feet tall. Went to it and my back hurt for a week. It’s filled with winding passages and tiny doorways. Cool to to his original drawings, but not worth the pain.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Yeah, that’s the one. I’m right there so maybe I’ll scratch that.

  5. Suthenboy

    My grandfather’s generation hated the Japs with the heat of a thousand suns. I find them very appealing in many ways and like them quite a bit.
    I also find them…..inscrutable. They are just weird in so many weird ways.

    1. Sensei

      Same for my grandfather. I’ve often wondered how he would react to both my interest and my Japanese friendships.

      I understand why – they were absolutely brutal in WW2.

      That said at this point I think we’d all be better off trying to understand each other and be friends. As he was a charitable man who I never heard a bad word from I’d like to think he would now understand.

      1. Timeloose

        My grandfather was the same way about the “Japs”, as they were the ones that killed his big brother at Iwo Jima. He never openly expressed hate of the Germans, which is surprising considering they nearly killed him and put him in the hospital for two years.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        My National Guard battalion’s predecessor regiment was nicknamed “Bloody Butchers” by the Japanese. One of my grandfathers barely missed getting bombed at Pearl Harbor by getting sent to an advanced gunnery school. My other grandfather also went into the Navy and spent much of the war in the Pacific. Yet 65 years later I could walk freely on the streets of Tokyo and right up to the Imperial Palace grounds unmolested. My dad was in Japan for a business trip a long time ago and had similar experience waking up there realizing it was Dec 7th.

    2. Spudalicious

      Very odd, yet fascinating culture. It’s like feudalism and capitalism had a baby with birth defects.

      My first ambulance partner was American born but had a German father and a Japanese mother. He was a wealth of information on the Japanese culture. A later partner of mine was American born Japanese. He also had a deep understanding of the Japanese culture. I have deep Irish roots and really couldn’t tell you squat about Irish culture.

      1. Tundra

        Irish “culture”.

        1. Spudalicious

          Hey, we got culture asshole. Irish. Fucking. Whisky.

          1. Tundra

            Whisky is Scottish, asshole. You People have whiskey.

            And terrible music.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            My thanks to whoever posted the “how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?” the other day.

          3. Spudalicious

            My family left Ireland 120 years before the potato famine, so I’ve got that going for me.

          4. Rhywun

            And terrible music.

            I can’t even.

          5. Tundra

            Come on. Don’t wreck a good spat with facts.

          6. Tundra

            Oh, and spend the money on a really good mattress. It is worth every dime.

          7. Spudalicious

            Yeah! Take THAT, Tundra!

            And this.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM

          8. Tundra

            Fuck, I knew someone would trot that shit out.

            Scotland

          9. Rhywun

            Oh, and spend the money on a really good mattress. It is worth every dime.

            *sigh* Some day. There are a couple higher priorities on my plate.

          10. Tundra

            And, of course,

            Scotland

          11. Rhywun

            Scotland

          12. Spudalicious

            Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Bay Fucking City Rollers as an exemplary example of Scottish music?

            You need to go sit in the corner and think about what you just did.

          13. Tundra

            Lol!

            Just making sure you are paying attention.

            Scotland

          14. Count Potato

            I saw The Pogues. There were pretty good.

        2. Caput Lupinum

          Mae casáu Saesneg yn ddiwylliant.

    3. The Bearded Hobbit

      Dad said that he grew up during the period where all the movies showed “the evil Jap bastards”. He finally relented, buying his first Japanese car (a Toyota pickup) in the 1980s.

      He could be prejudiced at times but the one thing I’ll always thank him for, he never passed that along to his children.

      1. Fourscore

        When I was a little kid my older brothers and I played WAR, circa WW2. I always had to be the Jap, the Nip, the Kraut, the Heinie. I was destined to lose every battle we fought. My oldest brother, 7 years older, was always Mike. If he wasn’t available my middle brother was Mike. I never got to be Mike and then the war was over and I was still the loser until VJ Day. Some things never change

  6. Timeloose

    Spirited away was great. I saw it in the theater with my girlfriend now my wife.

    It was otherworldly and I thought easy to understand. It might just be that I don’t understand what I didn’t understand.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Whereas I saw Spike Jonze’s Where the Wild Things Are with my (other) ex, which might explain why we’re not married.

  7. Sensei

    That’s the strength of the film it works on many, many levels. So even with my rudimentary skills I can get something out of it!

    1. Rhywun

      I have very limited exposure to Japanese “genre” films, just the few that reach wide exposure in the US – Ringu and such. I know I’m only enjoying the most superficial level. All the mystical stuff flies over my head, and you can forget about any word-play.

  8. DenverJ

    …while still having many parts that will be interesting and thought provoking for an adult audience.

    Adults shouldn’t watch cartoons.

    1. quincy

      Fuck you and the art-hating horse you rode in on.

      1. Sensei

        I loved them both! SP was spot on. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it.

      2. Spudalicious

        I loved Heavy Metal. I saw it at a midnight show. A sign on the ticket kiosk said “Loud and unruly behavior will not be tolerated. Midnight shows excepted.”

        There was a fog bank in the parking lot. It apparently followed everybody into the theater.

        1. Tundra

          Oh yeah. I remember those shows.

          Sort of.

          1. Count Potato

            (People who watched Fritz the Cat) (People not high af)

    2. The Bearded Hobbit

      Adults shouldn’t watch cartoons.

      Bite me, bro.

      Cartoons, particularly “Looney Tunes” and “Rocky and Bullwinkle” shaped my modern being. I am who I am because Wile E. Coyote painted a tunnel on a rock wall. When walking down the hill to the lab while singing, “Kill the Wabbit” my co-worked commented that I had been warped by Saturday Morning cartoon. Yup, guilty as charged.

        1. The Bearded Hobbit
          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Bugs Bunny is the animated version of a fart joke.

          2. Count Potato

            Now you’re just trolling.

          3. Suthenboy

            he’s not wrong i just dont get his point

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            No, Rufus can tell you that I am a true Looney Tunes contentious objector.

          5. Count Potato

            Well, he’s half right.

          6. Suthenboy

            Low-brow slapstick, fart jokes on a site that celebrates irreverence and bad puns.
            I am not seeing the problem.

          7. Heroic Mulatto

            Don’t get me started on puns.

          8. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Yeah? Well, farts are fucking hilarious.

            OK-jokes about farts can be hit or miss, I’ll give you that.

            Hit this.

          9. Pope Jimbo

            If you want good animated fart humor (and are willing to install and enable flash player on that page)

            When my boys were young, they spent almost a solid week playing that stupid game. Their mother was not amused after the first hour or so.

          10. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            If you want good animated fart humor

            I sure do!

            and are willing to install and enable flash player

            Oh…

        2. Spudalicious

          Heretic.

    3. commodious spittoon

      Venture Bros. Archer.

    4. DenverJ

      Apparently having a cartoon character for an avatar wasn’t enough, and I needed to add the sarc tag

      1. I got it. I was laughing out loud. Now we know who has a stick up their ass about it, though.

  9. Tres Cool

    Where’s Neph and my (330) homies?

    Happy Dyngus Day!

    1. Rhywun

      *beats Tres with pussy willow*

  10. Count Potato

    I read that as “Learn Japanese Through Anime Tiddies” and now I’m disappoint.

    1. The Bearded Hobbit

      #metoo

      1. Rhywun

        I *hate* when the placeholder pic is a fucking tease.

        1. Count Potato

          placeholder pic?

          1. Rhywun

            Maybe you don’t have auto-play disabled. It’s the pic that displays in the video before you press “Play”.

          2. Count Potato

            Sorry, no idea.

          3. Rhywun

            The placeholder pic shows an anime chick with giant tiddies that doesn’t appear anywhere in the actual video.

          4. Count Potato

            Oh, sorry.

          5. Rhywun

            Ha, I don’t care. Just an annoying thing that Youtubers do to drive clicks.

  11. Count Potato

    Anyway, when I watched Dead Sushi https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2396429/ I got many of the references without knowing any Japanese, just from watching other Japanese movies.

    1. Akira

      I got many of the references without knowing any Japanese, just from watching other Japanese movies.

      That’s kind of happening with me from watching Italian operas with English subtitles. It makes me want to learn Italian, but I just have too much other shit on my plate right now.

      1. quincy

        “Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.”

  12. one true athena

    Speaking of Japanese things, I made Nikujaga recently, and it’s now my son’s favorite stew, so thanks to straff (I think) who originally linked the recipe. My husband at first wasn’t so excited because his mom used to make it with tofu, but the version I made had none of the Devil Soy Cake (lol he hates that stuff), and they’re both fans.

    1. Akira

      Nikujaga is in the regular meal rotation for me.

      I also like chankonabe, which does contain tofu (but also beef meatballs, chicken, and shrimp).

      1. Timeloose

        That looks good. I’ll have to try it

    2. straffinrun

      I’ve tried prying my MIL’s nikujaga recipe from her skull, but she just won’t give it up. Guess that’s her way of guaranteeing we go to visit her often.

  13. Anyone watching Kamala Harris town hall right now? What a blithering idiot. That fact likely makes her a front runner.
    Endorsed Green New Deal, reparations and how it’s not fair that blacks have lower home ownership than whites (didn’t we learn anything from 2008?)

    1. Akira

      (didn’t we learn anything from 2008?)

      Yes – that they need to Prog Harder™ next time!!

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        That, and, instead of forcing lenders to give mortgages more easily, it will just be easier for the government to give houses directly to “those needing homes”.

        /no Section 8–straight up giving out mcMansions.

        1. Akira

          And here’s what’s even stupider: in their push to get more people into home ownership, they’re not even going to forewarn them about the hidden costs of owning a home. I’ve owned a home since 2014, and it has reinforced the importance of having a good amount of money just sitting around, because there are a hundred different things that could go wrong with your house and require an expensive repair.

          And when these people who got free gub’mint houses suddenly have a $1,200 bill for a new water heater, guess who they’re going to run to for help?

          I shudder to think of what stupid, wasteful bullshit we’re going to get if the Democrat Party doesn’t get over this “home ownership for all” notion. They’re probably drawing up some Obamacare-like program for houses as we speak.

          1. CPRM

            Housing is a Right in South Africa, how’s that working out for them?

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Well, it’s nothing that gangs of armed goons can’t take care of.

            /Housing is a right, but, not property ownership

          3. Pope Jimbo

            I remember when I moved into our hose in ’95. We barely scraped in and were living pretty close to the edge for a year. The stress of all the things we needed and didn’t have really didn’t help.

            Lawnmower? Shovels? Rakes? The list goes on and on. You don’t realize you need something like a ladder until you have to clean the gutters.

          4. Gustave Lytton

            And if you don’t have the right tools, it’s gonna take heck of a lot more physical work. I spent a fair amount of time spreading 2.5 yds of loam. Shit is heavy.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Wait. Did I somehow miss the part where she voted Yea on the GND resolution in the Senate?

      I’m sure someone at the town hall stood up and pointed out the blatant pandering she is engaging in if she says she is for the GND today, but didn’t vote for it. Right?

      1. CPRM

        That GND vote in the senate was tricknoloy! Of course she voted against it!

        1. Rhywun

          *narrows gaze*

      2. Rhywun

        That was GOP tricknology, shitlord.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          GOP tricknology

          God, I would love for Remy to do something with that concept!

  14. straffinrun

    Just to raise a few eyebrows, I always mispronounce it as Sento Chikubi.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Does your wife roll her eyes?

      1. straffinrun

        Depends. If we’re out with friends, she’ll laugh when they laugh at my intentional slip ups. At home? The daughter likes those jokes, but the wife ignores them.

  15. Spudalicious

    OFFS. Kicking back, good day, little bourbon next to me, hey, let’s watch some “Hostile Planet” on NatGeo. Holy crap! That goose chick just tumbled down a 400 foot pillar to go get something to eat! Climate change is making it even harder to survive. This mountain sheep is leading it’s kid on a dangerous journey. The heavy snows of winter made stream crossing even worse because of the ravages of climate change. The fucking lamb makes it to the salt lick that apparently used to exist higher up before climate change. I’ve never been a Bear Grylls fan, but he has become an acolyte of Climate Change in pursuit of the almighty dollar. I had to change the channel 15 minutes in because I was already yelling at the television.

    1. straffinrun

      Always listen to the guy who drinks his own piss for money.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        That’s sage advice, my friend. Sage advice.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        I’m mildly disappointed that he didn’t drink someone else’s piss. And, I am talking about on-camera. I have no idea what he gets up to off the clock.

    2. Rhywun

      Didn’t he get in some hot water for faking his exploits? I was big fan of that Canadian dude whose name escapes me and who had the same jam but apparently didn’t have the same cachet as “Bear”, and remember reading some critiques about “Bear” along this line.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        Ol’ Les Stroud? The guy who takes mini-cams with him and does most of the videography? His most recent stuff is STEVE SMITH Bigfoot-related.

        1. Rhywun

          Yah, that’s the one. I found him more, uh, relatable? than that Bear person. Can’t comment on the ‘realism’ or lack thereof.

          1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Yes, relatable. I think that is a very good descriptor of his show/brand.

            Hell, I like Alone, and I’m sure it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

          2. Rhywun

            Never heard of it. Guess I moved on to other things.

          3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Never heard of it

            Part of me is surprised. The rest….ehh, not really. I find it interesting to see the strategies used by the contestants. And the locations are usually beautiful. Lots of talented outdoorsy types on the show.

      2. CPRM

        He was caught staying at a 5-star resort during the night when he was filming an episode where he was ‘trapped on a desert island’. As Sir Digby pointed out the other guy’s name, I’ll just say I think his stuff was almost as fake. Watching his show and knowing how it all works, I don’t think he was as alone as the show let on either.

        I always like these ‘reality’ shows where the host talks about how hard it’s going to be to climb something, then we get a view where the camerman has already climbed up there with all his equipment that weighs quite a bit.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          I don’t think he was as alone as the show let on either.

          I am pretty much in agreement with this. I still think Les is more (Sorry, couldn’t resist) authentic in his show than Bear, but, that seems to be a pretty low bar to clear. Also, not saying they don’t both have skills, per se. Just that television production is what it is, regardless of how it’s packaged.

          1. CPRM

            My favorite episode of Dirty Jobs was when they had cameramen filming the cameramen to show how dirty their job was.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning
  16. Spudalicious

    Soothed my nerves by watching “The Orville” reruns.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3QmqV2pHg

  17. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

    So, is Ms. Kombucha Klobberella That Minnesota Whore the gift that keeps on giving?

    I think we all know the answer to that.

    1. Chafed

      Wow. She has no idea how to work with the audience.

    2. Suthenboy

      “What are you going to do to help Americans?”

      A: ” I am going to stand here and talk about me for five minutes solid”

  18. straffinrun

    Not a Ghibli fan. Crimson Pig and Totoro were good I suppose. My favorite anime

    1. Shinchan. By a mile.
    2. Danchi Tomoo.
    3. Chibi Maruko.
    4. Gegege no Kitaro.
    5. Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bob

    1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      Not a Ghibli fan

      Huh…. Oh, well. I love Miyazaki/Ghibli stuff. Even if HM is correct about recycling the same story.

      1. straffinrun

        Not saying it’s bad, just not my cup o’ ocha. Not sure if it means anything, but Ghibli stuff is most popular with Jr/High school girls. Make of that what you will.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          Hmmm…I guess I should start identifying as a Japanese school-girl.

          /DO NOT tell HM.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Not to worry. We’ll get you fitted for your sērā-fuku first.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            If trying to find Asian/Chinese clothing to fit my gwai lo ass is any indication of inherent difficulty, I’ll be waiting a loooong time.

            Of course, if CPRM’s niece is willing to be a patron for me, maybe we can just pay for a custom set-up.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Ok fine. How about starting off with a yo-yo?

          4. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Oooohhh, a fantastic bitch-slap, there!

    2. PieInTheSky

      ehm well it is certainly a different list than mine

      1. Rhywun

        Mine:

        1. ?

        1. straffinrun

          1. The Japanese Simpsons. Again, #1 by a mile.

    3. PieInTheSky

      I like Ghibli stuff well enough. Also Satoshi Kon stuff.

      1. straffinrun

        I watch it if it’s on TV. The wife and daughter like it. I prefer the slightly crude, slightly dirty Everyman humor in Shinchan.

        1. PieInTheSky

          I haven’t really watched anime in 10 years. Used to watch a lot when I was in University, but what I assume is considered classic mainstream stuff by the Japanese. Whatever I could torrent in Romania back then and had subs…

  19. PieInTheSky

    I actually already knew that.. except the exhaustive and part…

    Good morning Glibs

    1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

      Mornin’…from the dark side of the planet.

  20. CPRM

    Ok, this is an unexpected wrinkle. Just got a new Patron. A name I don’t recognize, so I click through, there is a link to twitter, apparently it’s my niece who today I let in on the secret that I make the Hat and Hair cartoons. Oh boy, hopefully she doesn’t catch on to reading the comments here.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Age? I assume sufficient if she is a Patron. If over 18, Hotness level? Single?

      1. CPRM

        17, hands off pervert.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          I’ll admit, I like the fact that she’s so young. But the fact that she’s a hands off pervert is a deal killer for me.

          I like my perverts to be hands on. Like with lube covered latex gloves.

          1. CPRM

            Honestly, I’m glad she finds the cartoon funny, a couple years ago she was brainwashed into thinking she’s trans because she likes girl stuff AND boy stuff. She isn’t into politics, but I covered all the history with her when she was young, focusing on Jefferson a lot. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to let then Pope lay a finger on her! Although, she was an alter server in a Catholic church, so maybe it’s too late for that…

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            “My niece-the Patron”

            Has a cool sorta vibe to it.

          3. Rhywun

            Better than “My Mother, The Car”.

          4. Pope Jimbo

            I won’t lay a sexual finger on her. But I will subvert her will and get her to dress up in Vikings gear. Then I will send you Polaroids of her prancing around in a Purple #4 Favre jersey making the Skol sign.

          5. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            the Skol sign

            …………the dip?

            /has a confuse

          6. CPRM

            Ok, molesting her would be worthy of a killin, but doing that would mean I’d have to wipe your whole family from the planet!

          7. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Also:

            sexual finger

            Great band name. Or, Glibs handle…. Hmmmm……..

          8. Pope Jimbo

            Skol is organized stupidity by Vikings fans Even dumber than putting tobacco in your lips.

          9. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Uh, PJ…I think you Gilmore’d the link.

          10. Pope Jimbo

            Try that Skol pic again. First link seems to have gone wide left.

          11. Rhywun

            Is that the “Viking clap” I keep seeing everywhere now? Gah.

          12. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            What, are they making a tepee, or something?

        2. PieInTheSky

          Hey I am not a pervert I still need to find a US wife if I ever want to immigrate there.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            You want a wife? And you don’t think you are a pervert?

            Hate to break it to you but just about everyone thinks masochists are pervs.

          2. CPRM

            Unlike Tundra, I’m open to bids.

        3. Spudalicious

          What state

          What state?

    2. straffinrun

      Dude, a 17 year old girl is going to be savvy enough to figure out you post that stuff here. Consider yourself busted.

      1. CPRM

        Ahh, but most sites are about the content, not the comments, the exact opposite of here…

    3. CPRM

      I am going to make her renounce her patronage, if she wants to watch the cartoons or join the fray here, fine, but she doesn’t need to be giving me money, and definitely doesn’t need you freaks figuring out who she is. But, it does make my grinch heart grow. (no boner jokes, you sickos!)

  21. Spudalicious

    Spuds buzzin’. Night Glibbies. Tomorrow’s doctors visit could add another layer of difficulty for the wife. Fingers crossed.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    I know that at first glance things look grim, but if you zoom in on this map of San Francisco you can see that there are still some areas that a man can still mark as his own.

    But you have to zoom in pretty far.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I’m thinking that they should randomly make one marker red and white striped for the most disgusting version of “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?”

      1. CPRM

        Senile Pope confuses Carmen San Diego with Waldo, just like the real one confuses christianity with socialism.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Sorry, that was one of the fads that my kids somehow missed. My memory has been bad ever since that box of Blue’s Clues crap fell on my head.

          1. CPRM

            At least you got out of the kid game before Yo Gabba Gabba. I had to stand up to my sister and wean my nephew off that shit.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            I don’t know who that is, but that dude is definitely not as bad ass as EZ Reader.

          3. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            You think Morgan tapped that?

            I mean, I would have. Of course, I was one…maybe two.

            Still….

          4. Rhywun

            Wow. I can’t believe I grew up on that, but… there it is.

          5. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            It was the style, at the time. Much like wearing an onion on your belt.

            Of course, when you think about what is being used for education in media today, maybe 70s version EC, SS, and the others are preferable

          6. Rhywun

            That was 1000x preferable to the gabba crap above.

          7. Chafed

            Hands off Yo Gabba Gabba. I watched that with my youngest. Good times.

          8. Rhywun

            I have no memory of my mom sitting down to watch anything with me. Back then it was turn the channel to PBS and plant your kid on the couch, and walk away.

          9. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            Break the wrist, walk away.

            Musta got that from his mom.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          Real Pope? Are you one of them Lefebvrians?

          1. CPRM

            I’m Catholic, My schism started with Saul Paul.

          2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

            I……….never mind.

      2. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        ^So much this.

        1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

          OK, that was for Pope.

          But, CPRM makes two good points.

    2. Rhywun

      None on the corner where I once lived (Post & Lyon). LOL look at Haight & Ashbury.

      1. Sir Digby’s The Golden Age of Ballooning

        I find this to be totally appropriate.