Thursday Morning Links

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone!  The hyper emotional children that is known as the modern Democrat Party are screaming for impeachment after Mueller’s statements from yesterday.  I hope they do at the same time all the documents are unclassified that shows the whole Russian hoax was created by and perpetuated by Fusion GPS working on behalf of Hillary and various bad actors in the intelligence community.  The contrast of their weak charges of obstruction against that of the reveal of evidence proving that the entire thing was an attempted coup would be fantastic beyond words.

 

Louisiana passes its own abortion heartbeat bill.

 

Cub’s batter becomes emotional after accidentally hitting a young child with a foul ball.

 

Cuomo brothers still battling over who can be the bigger dipshit.

 

Federal agencies push back on claim that they sanctioned private border wall construction.

 

Meh, I don’t care.  If I ever happen to be at the shithead’s grave, I’ll take a long piss on it.

 

Florida Teacher writes WTF on student’s science assignment.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Comments

442 responses to “Thursday Morning Links”

  1. AlexinCT

    Florida Teacher writes WTF on student’s science assignment.

    I thought that was a scientific term. Just like SWAG is another such term…

    1. AlexinCT

      Hello banjos and happy Thursday!

      Also, this sounds like a bunch of parents that are pissed their kid got called out for mediocre ot stupid work, and now are looking to cash out on a nice lawsuit or the fame they think going public with this stupid shit will bring them.

      1. Banjos

        Mornin’

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      I’m pretty sure I wrote a couple essays in high school that would have well-deserved that remark.

      1. Tundra

        As a parent I would be absolutely fine with a comment like that. Anything that bad from the teacher means exponentially worse from me.

        1. Sensei

          It’s just unprofessional. I don’t want anything to happen to the teacher other than someone explaining just that.

          We all make professional mistakes, this doesn’t rank particularly high however.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I think I would just circle the comment and make my own “WTF is this?” in response.

            If the teacher can’t be degrading in a more professional and erudite manner, then they probably shouldn’t be teaching.

          2. Fourscore

            Teachers are professionals? At what?

          3. Sensei

            An argument I’ve been known to make mostly tongue in cheek is that any “profession” that is unionized isn’t a profession.

          4. Atanarjuat

            Whining?

          5. Shpip

            Government schoolteachers really hate it when you point out to them that they’re low-level bureaucrats. Cops too, FWIW.

          6. Fatty Bolger

            Babysitting.

      2. Festus

        I’m pretty sure that I did. I’m also pretty sure that I didn’t run to Mommy in tears over my fuck up because that would have made the situation much, much worse for me.

      3. AlexinCT

        I did it once. And when i got home and told my mom the teacher had given me hell for doing poor work and told me she had been disappointed, my mom beat my ass and told me the teacher was right.

        Times sure have fucking changed.

      4. Raphael

        I remember my middle school teacher who hated my guts and told me I was a cheater (she had no evidence of this at all of course) who wouldn’t even be able to graduate. Didn’t cry home to mom or pop about that shit and took care of it myself.

        1. Sensei

          OT – I just spend 2 hours last night in my Japanese class working on the causative form. Have I ever mentioned just how ridiculous this language is?

          Naturally, since you are directly influencing someone you generally only use this form with social equals or inferiors like children. Further, the grammar changes depending on if the verb is transitive or intransitive. Nice…

          For everyone else – the whole transitive or intransitive property of verbs isn’t particularly important, but in Japanese it most certainly is. And for an English speaker it is a real pain in the neck.

          1. AlexinCT

            Wait what does this transitive thing have to do with dudes that compete in female sports winning?

          2. Raphael

            Oh yes…the T/IT verbs, lord how I hated studying them. Also causative passive form is a real treat.

            Good work, Sensei, hope your learning of the moonrunes keeps going well.

        2. Certified Public Asshat

          I was accused of cheating twice. Once in trigonometry because my friend and I would blaze through our work and then play games on our graphic calculators. She was convinced we had special programs or notes on our calculators which gave us all the answers. God what a moron, the entire course was built around using a graphic calculator. Once you knew what buttons to press, it wasn’t hard at all.

          And then in AP lit because the teacher would grade the notes we took while reading books. I borrowed my girlfriend’s (she went to a different school) copy of the Great Gatsby and she had already written all over it. I didn’t know until the night before that the teacher was going to grade fucking notes in a book, so I half-assed stuck like 10 sticky notes in the book AND disclosed all of the other notes in the book were not my own. Didn’t matter, she still accused me of plagiarism.

          1. Raphael

            SMDH, what a bunch of asshole teachers ya had.

          2. Enough About Palin

            When I was in Algebra II, someone stole the final. About six students got perfect scores, including me. Only I didn’t cheat. Well the teacher said I must have cheated because I showed no work; I just wrote down the answers. I told him that was because I did the problems in my head. So he made me stay after school and wrote four problems on the chalkboard. Then he told me to solve them without doing any work on paper. Aced all four of them. Motherfucker.

          3. creech

            Were you charged with “obstruction of justice” anyway because you defended yourself against a baseless claim?

          4. pan fried wylie

            Algebra II was the first time “Always Show Your Work” came up, or just hoping this was the teacher who would finally budge over mental math?

    3. Old Man With Candy

      The general scientific unit of measurement for small displacements is the RCH.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ah yes. My Japanese boss like to use that one. Usually with a large accented exclamation and request for Cheryl to come over and help him out with the measurement.

        It helped that he had fuck-you money and didn’t care if he got fired.

      2. robc

        If you go less crude, you can get your silly measure to catch on. Fermi managed to make the barn a real unit of measure.

    4. Brett L

      Brett: “Oh, I thought this meant ‘what’s this failure?’. My bad.”

    5. My calculus teacher liked to use the word BOGUS for that.

      1. Did the teacher also say sometimes your work was EPIC?

      2. Festus

        I got “plagiarism” written in small script on the margin of one of my History papers. Yes, I did use an encyclopedia entry and tried to word-smith my way into a “Gentleman’s C” because I put the assignment off until the last moment. To be fair, I was supporting myself and living away from home at the time. Being a 16 year-old shit-lord wasn’t easy but there were times that made up for it like when my English teacher gave me an interim report card which I signed and handed right back to her.

    6. Rhywun

      Enh, probably fake anyway.

    7. Rasilio

      Ok, so if this really happened and wasn’t just an online version of Munchausen by proxy and assuming the work was that bad I am totally on the teachers side with this.

      Encouragement takes many forms and sometimes the most important form of encouragement is to be hit upside the head with a clue-by-four. If the kid is capable of more and produces absolute garbage on an assignment this kind of a private not quite put down of a response can be very effective in spurring the student to try harder next time.

      All the people saying it was unprofessional, sorry I simply disagree sometimes you need to be told to get your head screwed on straight and I find this a perfectly acceptable way to do it.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Yeah, I mostly agree with this. There are students that need this kind of feedback. A young leap was one. Maybe an older Leap too.

        But in any case, no fucking sympathy for the mom.

        “I think for sure she needs to be reprimanded. I believe that something should be placed in her file,” Smith added.

        HER PERMANENT RECORD!!!

        1. Fourscore

          PERMANENT RECORD

          Is this threat still being used? Serious question.

          Never had an employer or anyone want to see this “permanent record”. If its kept by a government functionary no one will ever see it again.

  2. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    NOFX!!!

    When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota

    What a way to start the day!

    1. Festus

      I can appreciate it but it’s not winding down after a long night’s work music for me. What do I know? I’m just a lowly Verdelak…

    2. Nephilium

      Seeing them Sunday night, I’m looking forward to it.

      1. Tundra

        Sweet!

        Don’t get hurt! 😉

        1. Nephilium

          I’m going to try not to, but it’s going to be a long weekend. Friday the fest starts at 17:00 and goes to midnight, Saturday and Sunday there’s a beer fest from 12:00 until around 14:00 and then concerts until midnight. Went with the VIP tickets so there’s another bar, extra food area, seating, and (most importantly) bathrooms.

    3. Banjos

      Mornin’

  3. Donation Not Taxation

    “I blame the President.” — Woke Charmed

  4. Just a thought not a sermon

    Not numbering this one because it’s not my thought, it’s simply the most beautiful article I’ve ever read in a newspaper:

    FBI targets prostitution bosses in D.C.’s Logan, Thomas Circles, a busy zone called ‘The Blade’

    Man, this is worth reading from beginning to end. Highlights:
    A pimp to one of his ladies complaining she doesn’t earn enough:
    ““U did so much to prove u a real ho that u couldn’t ever turn back,” one of his texts said. “I built my name mainly on how well I pimped on u. . . . All this is off of The work me and u put in on our rise to the top.””

    On your chances on moving up in the business:
    “The court documents say Parks, 33, told the woman she could be promoted from walking Logan Circle to working upscale strip clubs to being a “sugar queen” to a rich “sugar daddy.”

    “It’s not just what you see in front of you,” Parks told the woman, according to the complaint. “The game is way bigger than that.””

    A description of one of the pimps, known on the streets as “Milton Bradley”:
    “Parks appears a throwback to an era of fedoras and top hats, loud suits, gaudy jewelry and oversize sunglasses. There are pictures of him attending “pimp balls” decked out in royal regalia, holding staffs and customized chalices called “pimp cups.””

    1. Raphael

      It ain’t easy being a pimp.

      1. AlexinCT

        Is that cause a pimp’s love is not like that of the squares?

        1. Just a thought not a sermon

          You could go to a pimp ball and observe firsthand. Where do these balls take place? Do you have to bring your own pimp cup?

          1. AlexinCT

            Drive there in yo pimp mobile with a strong pimp hand is all that’s needed man.

          2. DrOtto

            If your tux shop rents purple tuxes, you can probably also rent a cup and cane there.

          3. AlexinCT

            What about those platform shoes with the transparent high heels that have a goldfish swimming in them so you can really stand out?

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            +1 Sucka

        2. A Leap at the Wheel
    2. Evan from Evansville

      Milton Bradley?! The center fielder?!

      1. Not the manufacturer of “Twister” and “The Game of Life”?

        Milton Bradley’s got a hot one,
        It’s the “Twister”,
        Spin the spinner and call the dots,
        Twister ties you up into knots!
        It’s Twister, yeah Twister! By M.B. !!

  5. Drake

    I was watching that game last night – hope the kid is okay.

    Reminds me a of a game I watched long ago where Jim Rice literally saved a kid’s life.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Deadspin had these updates;
      Update (10:01 p.m. ET): The Houston Chronicle could not track down the child or her family, but they did find the fan who caught the ball. He said there was no blood on the ball, and when he went up to find the family, the girl seemed alert and conscious.

      Update (11:37 p.m. ET): The Astros say that the fan was taken to the hospital, but don’t add any further details.

      Not a lot of details. Hopefully lack of details means things were okay.

      Even if things turn out fine, similar incidents to this have made hitters/pitchers permanently unable to regain their former prowess at the plate or on the mound. Ray Chapman’s death after being hit by a pitch in 1920 led to the spread of batting helmets, and also a rule change that required umpires to replace dirty balls. Changed the game, since the advantage turned to the hitters for the 1920s.

      1. WTF

        A similar incident at Yankee Stadium is the reason the Yankees have extended the safety netting beyond the far ends of the dugouts.

        1. Just a thought not a sermon

          I think there’s a new kind of safety netting in use that’s thinner the old kind. I was at Nationals Park a couple weeks ago and was unable to even see the netting from my seat. If so, there’s no real reason not to extend it anywhere a foul ball is likely to travel.

          1. Atanarjuat

            They tried making invisible nets out of carbon nanotubes, but the ball just sliced through it like a cheese slicer and ball shrapnel went into the crowd.

          2. WTF

            And you don’t even want to know what happens to a fielder running into the net after a foul ball.

  6. Rebel Scum

    Don Lemon

    @donlemon
    #RobertMueller, “If we had confidence that the president did not commit a crime, we would have said so.” Read that over and over and draw your own conclusion.

    I conclude that Don Lemon is a retard that doesn’t understand that you cannot prove a negative and/or is a mendacious twat that ignores or doesn’t understand that the American legal system is premised on the concept of innocent until proven guilty.

    1. Festus

      He’s received his marching orders. There is no going back for him and his ilk.

    2. AlexinCT

      These people are fucking evil. This is nothing more than the old tactics used by Lyndon Johnson whom – if I recall correctly – told an aid to put out in the news that his opponent was a sheep fucker. When the aid pointed out there was no evidence to back that up Johnson purportedly told him that by the time that came to bear everyone would already associate that dude with fucking sheep and it wouldn’t matter.

      These fuckers, under direction from the weaponized Obama admin and the corrupt Clinton people, tried to entrap trump campaign members (at least 5 times that we know of) with false accusations. When that failed to work, they escalated it to 24/7 spying, only to lose an election they had rigged for Clinton. In a panic they then tried a coup. it has all failed, and they are desperately trying to run out the clock hoping a new democrat controlled government will allow them to bury the facts. And the media has been not just complicit, but a key part of this strategy because they are invested in protecting the corrupt democratic party machine.

      Cry for the republic we have lost and remember Obama promised us he was going to fundamentally change it (he sure put the final nail in that coffin for us).

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This can’t be said enough.

      YOU CAN’T PROVE A NEGATIVE

      Mueller ought to be disbarred.

      1. AlexinCT

        Mueller tried his best to entrap trump so they could file obstruction charges, but then realized he had dug a hole already too deep and presented that 448 page work of fiction as his out. He can’t testify because he is worried he will be asked when he realized the whole collusion story was bull (he knew before he took the appointment and still spent close to 3 years trying to force Trump to make a mistake that would allow them to call obstruction of justice on him), that they will ask why he never looked at the people that really were working with the Russians (the Clinton campaign and the people she hired to create the false narrative and that supposed dossier), or that someone will point out that the role of a special council was to file charges if a crime was committed or exonerate, and not produce a political piece of fiction hoping to allow the corrupt machine to keep hiding their criminal activitry.

    4. Raphael

      If we had confidence that Don Lemon fucked his neighbor’s dog, we would have said so.

      1. Raphael

        Don Lemon did not*

        Blergh *flips table*

    5. Donation Not Taxation

      That’s where you draw the line? Probable cause for launching the investigation? Going public with contents of compulsed documents and/or compulsed testimony when the conclusion of the report is to not indict?

    6. robc

      I agree with your commentary 100%, but hate the phrase “you cannot prove a negative”. Because you can. It is often done in math and logic.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Fine, he’s making an argument from ignorance.

      2. Rasilio

        You can prove a specific negative you cannot prove a general one

        Do banannas cause cancer yes or no?
        You can prove that they do by finding a single cancer that was caused by banannas, the problem is you cannot inspect all cancers and determine their causes so you can never say for sure that it is proven they don’t. You just might not have found the evidence yet.

        Did banannas cause that specific cancer yes or no?
        Here you can prove the negative by finding a cause(s) for the cancer and banannas not being on the list

        When it comes to criminal matters it is the same, you can prove you were not in the room on the night of the murder but it is effectively impossible to prove that you were not responsible for or involved with the murder

    7. Rasilio

      He’s a partisan hack trying to obscure the fact that he does not have the evidence to convict even if he did charge

  7. Rebel Scum

    Cub’s batter becomes emotional after accidentally hitting a young child with a foul ball.

    This wouldn’t happen if we had commonsense baseball control.

    1. Festus

      Or if people would pay attention instead of dozing off at the ballpark. Hockey, same deal.

      1. WTF

        Well, it was a toddler. Of course the dad should have been seated between the kid and the batter just in case.

        1. Festus

          That was my gist.

  8. AlexinCT

    Cuomo brothers still battling over who can be the bigger dipshit.

    This is an asshole that has armed guards protecting his ass from a well deserved beatdown by the slew of people his family has fucked over with their progressive politics in their pursuit of power telling someone else they don’t deserve that right, because armed unwashed plebes pose a threat to the marxist agenda. Fuck this cunt (that is Chris Cuomo for those that might not realize he is the douchebag in this story).

  9. Drake

    Why your new car looks like every other new car – boring. When I have the cash, I’ll find somebody to assemble a Factory Five coup for me.

    1. Tundra

      A coup d’état?

      He’s a dork, but he’s right in this case. Some low production vehicles can get waivers for the safety bullshit and so remain sexy as hell, but the days of unique and iconic designs are over.

      It’s why bringatrailer.com is a daily destination for me.

      They even have one for you, Drake!

    2. It used to be I could tell the different makes ‘n’ models of cars and trucks by the shape of the taillights. With the rise of the CUV, I just stopped caring. I have a hard time – at first glance – the difference between an Ford Escape, a Honda CRV, or a Toyota RAV-4. Add in the Equinox – it would make a great detective car because they just are indistinguishable from the rest of the CUV blobs out there. But people continue to buy them in droves.

      I noticed the last time I went to a car show that people flock to the sports cars – even MINI Coopers – but even the (now 11 yo?) Dodge Challenger, the Jags, etc – and wish they could be driving one. But the reality is the majority end up buying something like an Equinox because it is the great compromise vehicle. Sure it doesn’t have any serious offroad chops, can’t handle, can’t accelerate like a sports car, or brake like one, and it can’t haul much compared to a truck. But it marks off enough boxes that it’s the “safe” buy.

      1. Drake

        The Audi, BMW, and Jag SUVs look just like Kia to me. I often wonder why people pay twice as much for nicer seats.

        1. Sensei

          Panel gaps, interior fitment and marginally better quality plastics.

          Amazing how far the Koreans have come.

          1. The Last American Hero

            Swap the badges and see if Joe-consumer can tell the difference.

        2. Chipwooder

          We have a black Mazda CX-9. In a parking lot, it’s indistinguishable from the Hyundai Santa Fe, Lexus whatever, Kia Sorento, etc. I know this because I have gone up to the wrong car on multiple occasions.

    3. Sensei

      Be sure and pick a good state to register the thing!

      I’ve contemplated making one as a retirement project, but kit car registration varies widely by state. Something tells me the People’s Republic of NJ won’t make it easy.

    4. Festus

      New cars all look like eggs after a radical diet. I understand the reasoning behind this but it doesn’t make them look any better knowing that they’re safer.

    5. Brett L

      I’ll just buy a V-8 built on a truck frame from Ford or Chevy for the foreseeable future. Hopefully, the government won’t figure out a way to ruin that.

      1. blackjack

        They already did. Obama’s cafe standard hike was so extreme that they flimsied up everything under the cars and trucks. We’ve had ball joints pop out from potholes because the control arms are so weak. Fleet just bought about 50 new trucks and I’d be shocked if they’re any good 5 or 8 years from now. Contrast that with the 97s we still work on here.

        1. Enough About Palin

          I have a 1994 Ford F-150 4×4 with only 68,000 miles on it. it has a 5.0 liter V8. Runs like a dream and solid as heck. It’s all made of steel.

    6. Fourscore

      In the late ’40s/’50s it was a rite of passage to identify all the brands and models of cars. We spent hours discussing all the different attributes of the various cars, as if we were experts. Even today my son sends old pictures of early cars for identification. I can’t identify them all but I get a lot of them correct. In today’s world if it isn’t spelled out somewhere I have no idea and I don’t care.

    7. Certified Public Asshat

      Could we at least have some colors other than light gray, dark gray, white, and black?

      1. Looking to buy another car for EF, given the repair bill (shock-a-roo) for her 2003 MINI is higher than the value of the car. She’s sentimental about that old car, but one of favorite things about it was the color: yellow with black racing stripes. Finding something fun ‘n’ fast with a real honest-to-goodness color other than the ones you mentioned is – well – difficult.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          Wranglers still come in a ton of colors. I can’t think of another model that does.

        2. Sensei

          To fix a broken clutch cable?

          Let me guess – engine out service?

          1. Wasn’t the cable – the clutch (and the clutch cylinder?) need to be replaced. Still waiting for the full list of what they want to fix. $2700 is the bare min to get the car back on the road. $5400 to make it “100% good”. Given the age of the car (but only 95k miles) hard to say to either one of those choices.

          2. Tundra

            I’d be tempted to fix it with that mileage. $5k sucks, but it’s sales tax on a new one!!

          3. True – and the new ones are too BMW – even ride/handle like one. First gen MINI (2002-2006) at least had some Rover / British bones in it. Great handling car and that supercharger whine… too much fun.

          4. Sensei

            Ahh, hydraulic clutch. Seems to be the preferred way of the Germans.

            In the old days the Japanese tended to use cables, not sure what they do now.

            Mustangs were directly coupled, not sure what the last two or so generations did. As the power increased there was only so much mechanical leverage they could create so I wouldn’t be surprised if they are hydraulic now too.

          1. Nice choices!

        3. Not Adahn

          I like my WRX STI.

      2. Drake

        This last season of The Grand Tour they really went beyond all the nonsense with “supercars” and got nostalgic for cars that were actually fun to drive.

    8. blackjack

      Thanks for that article. I’ve been bitching about this for 20 years. Fucking sea of jelly beans. CA made it even worse by going all in on cash for clunkers and going full mafia on registration fees. It’s rare to see a car less than 15 years old around here.

    9. straffinrun

      Said it before, but all new cars look like my shampoo bottle tipped on its side.

  10. Tonio

    Good morning everyone. I just caught up on the H&H double-header (wow) and the comments.

    Ownbestenemy – nice production values on your kid’s video. He has talent. Liked his question to the teacher. Heh.

    Tulip – good luck. Dating sucks. Don’t settle for less than you deserve.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Only here can we not address the issues around school shootings

    What does that have to do with a woman using a gun to protect herself from a would-be rapist?

    1. WTF

      Because the woman must sacrifice that ability to protect herself in pursuit of the imaginary good of gun control.

  12. “Federal agencies push back on claim that they sanctioned private border wall construction.”

    Ummmm… why exactly does DHS need to get involved at any level if a private citizen decides to build a fence (even a very large one) on his own property?

    Oh, the FYTW clause. I forgot.

    1. Festus

      Zoning? (call-back to SP article)

    2. Old Man With Candy

      Remember, you can be stopped, interrogated, and searched at will anywhere within a 100 mile zone of the border. So in the larger scheme, this is small potatoes.

    3. Atanarjuat

      I’m slightly amused that the Department of Homeland Security is enforcing the *lack* of a wall around the homeland.

    4. Semi-Spartan Dad

      The neighbor directly behind me built an actual stockade around their property ~70 years ago. 12′ foot high wooden poles with the tops sawed into spikes. The grandson tore it all down when he inherited.

      There’s a property near my in-laws that built a compound with I’d guess 20′ high concrete walls. There’s cannon or some artifacts placed on top of the supports spaced every 15 or 20 feet. There’s also a giant Japanese flag flying over it. Kind of strange for the middle of bumfuck nowhere VA, but it’s neat to look at while driving by.

      1. Sensei

        Hopefully not this one

  13. Rebel Scum

    FLORIDA TEACHER WROTE ‘WTF IS THIS?’ ON STUDENT’S SCIENCE ASSIGNMENT

    At least she is not taking indecent liberties with the kid. (that we know of…)

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of WTF?-

    Earlier in May, one of America’s largest teacher’s unions took issue with the treatment and workload of teachers.

    There have been teachers’ strikes in Arizona, Oklahoma, West Virginia, Kentucky, Colorado and North Carolina during the 2018–2019 school year.

    The American Federation of Teachers, which represents 1.7 million people, criticized Education Secretary Betsy DeVos for saying that industrial action was unfairly undermining students’ education.

    I read the article to see what could have incited such a mean response, like “climate science denialism” or some other heinous form of wrongthink.

    What I get is no information about the facts of the matter, just how overworked and oppressed teachers are, and some bullshit about how mean and heartless DeVos is.

    D-. NO CREDIT.

  15. Gustave Lytton

    How the fuck does McCain get a ship named after him already? He’s barely worm food.

    1. AlexinCT

      The ship was named after him even before he died. He took a page out of John Murtha’s book and made sure any money he had to appropriate somehow advertised his brand.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Ahh, purportedly names merely after his father and grandfather only but has now been rededicated for him as well. Fuck that pos.

    2. Tundra

      How did he get so many chances with expensive airplanes despite being a complete and utter fuckup?

    3. Festus

      It’s a rare man that can crash so many planes and walk away.

    4. Atanarjuat

      A giant “thank you” from the military-industrial complex?

    5. Donation Not Taxation

      Officially, the ship is named for his father, John McCain Sr. Unofficially, it’s named after the senator.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        It was rededicated last year to him as well now.

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          Missed that nugget. Thanks for the update.

    6. The Last American Hero

      If it had been a garbage scow, I’d be for it.

      1. l0b0t

        No, we’ll be landing on the USS Walter Mondale; she’s a laundry ship.

  16. If I had confidence that Robert Muller didn’t engage in torrid, incestuous anal threesomes with his two daughters, I would have said so.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nice

    2. AlexinCT

      They put on strap-ons and ride his sorry ass?

      1. I can’t say with certainty that this didn’t happen.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        “Impeachment”

      3. Festus

        No wonder the resemblance to Eeyore! “Oh Bear…”

  17. Old Man With Candy

    Going OT early. I spent last night visiting a factory that makes amplifiers for hifi. Their entry level products start at $30k. If you want anything that won’t cause them to laugh at you behind your back, get ready to pony up $250k and up.

    If you’re gonna shitlord, then really shitlord.

    1. I knew a guy who spent that kind of cash on his home sound system. I have to admit that I couldn’t tell any difference when he played it for me.

      1. AlexinCT

        This reminds me of some idiot that once told me his shoes – same brand as mine – were better because I had bought mine at a sale for half the price he paid for his.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          LOL

          We had a lab technician who would always parade around her latest high dollar fashion accessories from Nordstrom’s.

          But in her case I’m pretty sure she stole them.

          1. Festus

            Inquiring Glibs need to know where she fell on the Hot/Crazy matrix.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            She was very cute, but definitely a violation of the line. Probably kind of stabby.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      PT Barnum is still kicking I see.

      For that kind of money I better blow my load each and every time I turn it on.

    3. Sensei

      Meanwhile given what I’ve read recently I’d take three Benchmark AHB2s for my 5.1 system and call it day.

      How many WPC? Tube or solid state?

      1. Old Man With Candy

        SS, and in all fairness, they will drive kilowatts into stupidly designed speakers that have sub-1-ohm dips in their impedance.

    4. Would be curious to know the manufacturer name.

      1. Tonio

        It’s like he was trolling you, LH.

        1. Story of my life. ::sniff::

      2. Old Man With Candy

        I don’t want it to be searchable, but if I said “successor to Forbidden Planet with an Italian name,” you’ll figure it out.

        1. ex-designer of “rhymes with smell” ?

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Bingo.

            I’ll be interviewing him for a magazine article.

          2. I’ve never heard any of their products. My pal Chris said their 100W amp was good – but hardly anything he would pay $$ for compared to a good tube amp. Only big SS amp I’ve owned from that era was a Threshold S/500 (bought for $200).

          3. Old Man With Candy

            His new stuff is definitely done as a fashion statement. Lots of polished copper and Captain Nemo meters.

            It gave me great satisfaction to note that I have better instrumentation in my home lab. Less of it, but higher level. “Oh, you don’t have the latest B series analyzer? How sad for you.”

          4. Sensei

            I love the Captain Nemo meters!

          5. Old Man With Candy

            Even if I were given one for free, SP would be decidedly unhappy for me to lug one into our living room.

            By “decidedly unhappy,” I mean “rusty tin can lids.”

          6. Sensei

            Is it luggable or do you need a hand truck and an engine hoist for placement?

          7. Old Man With Candy

            Hand truck and engine hoist. This is seriously heavy stuff. Their small amp is 120 pounds for each channel, and it’s not physically large, so two people can’t actually handle it without bumping each other and consequent major disaster. The big amps are in the 500-600 pound range.

          8. Sensei

            So maybe hire six or eight really buff guys for the installation to ease the pain for SP?

        2. AlexinCT

          Chianti?

    5. Nephilium

      Do you need to buy a $10,000 network cable for them?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I love the forum discussions where people claim to hear the difference between sets of high end speaker cables. “Silver is more bright!” “The copper has a flatter frequency response and is smoother!”

        1. WTF

          Of course double-blind testing shows no difference.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Double blind testing obscures the differences that everyone knows are there. C’mon, where’s your sense of creativity?

    1. Raphael

      I would like to bring 19, 21, 32, 38 with me as my armcandies to the pimp ball mentioned upthread.

  18. Rebel Scum

    *grabs popcorn*

    Reacting to Special Counsel Bob Mueller’s statement about the two-year Russia probe, Senators Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) and Cory Booker (D-N.J.) said Congress should begin impeachment proceedings.

    “Robert Mueller’s statement makes it clear: Congress has a legal and moral obligation to begin impeachment proceedings immediately,” Booker, a 2020 presidential candidate and member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, wrote Wednesday on Twitter. “This Administration has continued to stonewall Congress’s oversight. Beginning impeachment proceedings is the only path forward.”

    Booker hasn’t expressed support for impeachment in the past.

    Harris, a 2020 presidential candidate, argued that it is a “congressional obligation” to start impeachment proceedings.

    “What Robert Mueller basically did was return an impeachment referral. Now it is up to Congress to hold this president accountable,” Harris, member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, tweeted on Wednesday. “We need to start impeachment proceedings. It’s our constitutional obligation.”

    Fascinating. Harris was already running on acting dictatorial if Congress wouldn’t give her what she wanted. Now they both are openly running against the basic premises of American law*. But, you know, “orange man bad”.

    *standard disclaimer regarding impeachment being a political process.

      1. AlexinCT

        You and I both know they are talking though to raise campaign money and wouldn’t dare do this.

        1. leon

          They can’t do anything about this. They are stupid senators.

      2. Gadfly

        Impeachment would be the most bone-headed political move they could pull right now. It’s an unpopular move with the voters and would give Trump a great boost with his supporters due to a “rally around the flag” type effect. Plus even if they manage to pass impeachment in the House, there is 0% chance they can remove him. Removal is serious business, and as such requires not a simple majority but rather a 2/3 majority. That means Trump ain’t going anywhere unless 20 Republican Senators are persuaded to remove him, which won’t happen. The leftists giving their base false hope that they can remove Trump are fraudsters.

  19. Tonio

    I watched Archer S10, E1 last night. Didn’t suck! Much better premise than previous season.

    1. AlexinCT

      OK, now I will have to go back on my promise to give up on it after that shitshow they had last season.

      1. Tonio

        I hope you will. This review sums it up nicely.

        Ask yourself, “What if this was the first episode of Archer I had ever seen?” Which is to say: Could this episode of TV stand on its own, without a decade worth of callbacks, backstory, and assumed character relationships propping it up? Archer has spent its last three (or four, or six, depending on where you want to draw the line) seasons distancing itself from the original universe in which it aired. So how does it fare without that long-earned, much-tested benefit of the doubt?

        Pretty well, honestly.

        1. AlexinCT

          Thanks for your service Tonio!

    2. Drake

      Oh shit – I forgot. On demand here I come.

    3. Private Chipperbot

      I caught it as well and thought it was pretty good. The only bad thing is that my dvr automatically played S1 E1 immediately after.

      1. pan fried wylie

        At least it was the same show. “I mean, obviously if someone turns on autoplay to binge a series, that means play whatever we’re advertising hardest after the finale episode.”

  20. Here’s a headline I never thought I’d read.

    https://freebeacon.com/politics/beto-popsicle-bandit/

  21. My life in sex: ‘I’ve been told that, as a fat girl, I should be grateful for attention’

    Since I started dating in 2015, I’ve been flashed, stood up, verbally abused and generally used as a replacement for masturbation. I’ve lost count of how often I’ve been ghosted – both before and after sex. I’ve been told that, as a fat girl, I should be grateful for attention. There have been excuses (misses his ex, etc) but, mostly, men just vanish. I had a lovely date who told me his daughters had made him more empathic. He said he couldn’t wait for our second date, then… gone. Another guy dumped me because I was “just too big”. This was two weeks after I went on the pill at his request. He was living illegally in a council flat with all his clothes in one bag, smoked like a chimney and the sex was underwhelming, but my size was the problem?

    Another told me women were gold-diggers and he was in love with his stepmother. One man was extremely rough, and once he came (I did not), he dressed and left. Shortly after, he tried to pick me up from the same website, having obviously forgotten who I was. There was the guy who came back to my flat, where we started undressing, then he said he needed the loo. I realised he’d left when I heard the front door click.

    Dating sites are full of men who use porn as a how-to guide but have little interest in female pleasure. They demand women be “free of baggage” and “drama”. But it’s impossible to be abused in this way and not get damaged.

    Men, stop kidding yourselves that women aren’t hurt by how you behave. Do better. Be better.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yeah, I’m sure that’s all true.

    2. AlexinCT

      I always wonder how these people that think everyone else is somehow at fault for their misery never see that the problem is really them.

    3. PieInTheSky

      How fat we talking about?

      Men, stop kidding yourselves that women aren’t hurt by how you behave. Do better. Be better. – no man was ever hurt by a woman

      1. AlexinCT

        How fat we talking about?

        Have you ever fucked someone on a waterbed, Pie? She is big enough that when you fuck her the experience is the same.

        1. Festus

          Some girls that are just a teensy bit chubby can be hellafun! Think tactile bouncy castle…

          1. AlexinCT

            Are we talking “John-level” chubby or just with enough handles to grab on to?

          2. Festus

            Teensy-bit chubby. Think Mollie Hemingway. That’s my personal limit.

    4. Raphael

      Chances are she’s probably a terrible judge of character assuming all these dates she’s true about how all those dates went. One would think you’d learn after the first year or so, yeah?

      1. AlexinCT

        I think this has a lot more to do with desperation than not being able to judge other people’s character. It sounds like she can only land people that would stoop to that level of low in a pinch and has not figure out that is the problem. I am sure she consoles herself after being used with a few quarts of ice cream and several bags of chips.

        1. Raphael

          You bring a good point. I used to have a roommate who this lady reminds me of based on her experiences. She just couldn’t stand being single for any period of time. We (our mutual friends included) would tell her to take it easy, enjoy being single for a bit to get your shit together and figure out what went wrong, but nope, she liked to keep jumping from one dude to the next.

          We obviously don’t keep in touch anymore.

        2. Nephilium

          Well there is one constant in all of her failed dates…

        3. Festus

          Ahem, “crisps”.

          1. AlexinCT

            I guess those have fewer calories bloke?

          2. pan fried wylie

            *calouries

    5. Get over yourself lady.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/3371172/Fat-women-more-likely-to-have-had-sex.html

      The headline’s a bit misleading and not sure the numbers are statistically relevant, but one thing it does imply is that fat women are at least as likely to get laid as skinny ones.

      1. AlexinCT

        In every sexual encounter I have had the final choice was made by the woman. Granted, I discriminate in my choices, but the woman was always the one to know there would be sex or not. Fat chicks still have that power. What they don’t have is the power to attract the guy more attractive women do by virtue of her looks, but they still will be the ones that decide if sex will happen.

        In this chick’s case it sounds like she made the decision, but then was pissed because she expected the guy to actually want to stay with her once they sobered up.

      2. Drake

        But less likely to get a call the next day.

      3. something something moped

        1. AlexinCT

          Nods…

        2. Festus

          “Vraaaaaaaaaam, Vraaaaaaaaaam”!

    6. Just a thought not a sermon

      “There was the guy who came back to my flat, where we started undressing, then he said he needed the loo. I realised he’d left when I heard the front door click.”

      This is a good move.

      I think this woman has a case of everybody’s-fault-but-mine.

  22. Atanarjuat

    I had a high school teacher write on one of my assignments “If the grade were for BS, you would have gotten an A! -0-“. Other students laughed when I showed it to them. And she was right. Nothing else happened.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I took a physics seminar in college where the entire grade was based on the lecture that you had to give at some point in the semester.

      Some poor schmuck lacrosse recruit thought it was a gut course and signed up. When he gave his poorly prepared lecture, the professor proceeded to ask him questions that lured him deeper and deeper into more and more verifiably false statements. The rest of us just sat there for a half hour quietly grimacing while the prof made a complete asshole out of him without a single criticism.

  23. CPRM

    WTF: Way To Fail

  24. PieInTheSky

    With a little luck by 15th of June both my bathroom and my kitchen will be complete.

    1. AlexinCT

      So how are you relieving yourself when there is neither a toilet nor a sink to go in?

      1. Do the undead need to go to the bathroom?

      2. PieInTheSky

        I have a toilet and a sink, they are not located in the bathroom but in well the toilet room. I am missing part of my bathtub. I can shower but the water gets everywhere, particularly in my bedroom because the people tiling bathrooms in Romania are incapable of creating a slope towards the drain in the bathroom floor.

        1. robc

          Ooh la la, look at the fancy European who has separate rooms for toilet and bath.

          1. Just a thought not a sermon

            The couple of times I lived in Germany for a few months I did find that to be a nice feature. It really makes sense.

          2. Rhywun

            My flat in San Francisco had that. Handy with 4 unrelated dudes sharing the place.

  25. AlexinCT

    Who could have seen this coming?

    I have taught evolution and genetics at Williams College for about a decade. For most of that time, the only complaints I got from students were about grades. But that all changed after Donald Trump’s election as president. At that moment, political tensions were running high on our campus. And well-established scientific ideas that I’d been teaching for years suddenly met with stiff ideological resistance.

    Is there no end to orange man’s evul?

    Seriously, a bunch of fucking spoiled cunts paying $50K-75K a year to apparently not just avoid learning anything that will make them employable, but hell bent on not learning anything based on any real science and of value, acting out should be one of the signs of the apocalypse.

    1. PieInTheSky

      College is for personal discovery not for learning to be a cog in the capitalist machine,.

      1. AlexinCT

        I have concluded that college, one of the biggest expenses assumed by those that attend it, is the one investment most people try to get the least value from (unless you calculate said value as how much of that time was spent drunk or engaged in useless activity).

    2. Suthenboy

      Tromfin Lysenko?

    3. wdalasio

      Has the professor told any of the adolescent idiots to get the hell out of his class? No? Then what the hell is he surprised about.

  26. Republicans unruffled by Trump’s dictatorial tendencies

    When Barack Obama was president Republicans attacked him as being a Hitler-like dictator, alleging he greatly overstepped his authority — despite the fact that everything Obama did was well within the law and norms employed by other presidents, Democrat and Republican.

    And yet most of these same Republicans support Donald Trump who, like Adolph Hitler, actually is a racist white nationalist. They don’t seem to mind Trump joking about being president-for-life, investigating and locking up his opponents, or how the American people should be like North Koreans and show obedience to their leader. Nor do they mind how, like a dictator, Trump thinks the law shouldn’t apply to him and the news media should only say nice things about him.

    They don’t mind Trump’s contempt for democracy and siding with dictators such as Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un (who, if you haven’t noticed, likes to applaud himself at rallies and speeches just like Trump).

    1. “Donald Trump who, like Adolph Hitler, actually is a racist white nationalist”

      If I say it enough times, it will be true!

      1. AlexinCT

        Projection. It’s all they have.

        I guess once you succumb to the proggie cult having a serious think about how you allowed that stupid propaganda to delude you simply is not an option. How sad it must be to be so invested in a dogma/ideology that is constantly wrong but has no room for fixing any of that.

      2. WTF

        Also investigating and locking up his opponents

        Citation needed.

    2. Raphael

      Obama siccing federal agencies on political opponents and hostile news media was totally within the law and norms.

      What a mendacious asshole.

      1. AlexinCT

        Obama MEANT well! He was trying to prevent Trump-Putin!

        1. Festus

          He was more akin to those uncredentialed shysters from late night info-mercials that wear a lab coat to try to sell you hard-on drugs.

          1. l0b0t

            Bill Nye The Science Guy?

      2. Rebel Scum

        Obama did say that he didn’t have any scandals…that embarrassed him.

    3. Just a thought not a sermon

      “everything Obama did was well within the law and norms employed by other presidents”

      Oh Good Lord.

      Justice Department’s bank settlement slush fund

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        A lot of people should have gone to prison for that one.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      That’s some high quality projection there.

    5. Donation Not Taxation

      Any takers on voting for who was the last president of the United States who in your opinion did not overstep his (assuming they all self-identified as cis-male) authority?

      1. Coolidge? I’m sure someone could dig up something on him. Resisting that power would be difficult,

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          Licensing of aircraft and of radio broadcasters? “Le meglio è l’inimico del bene”

          1. AlexinCT

            Quello e sciuro.

      2. Just a thought not a sermon

        Calvin Coolidge

      3. Festus

        Drawing a blank, here.

      4. Old Man With Candy

        Coolidge. Did anyone else mention him?

        1. Tundra

          He signed off on some shitty immigration stuff IIRC, but that was Congress’ baby.

      5. Timeloose

        The dead one with the wooden teeth?

      6. leon

        I can’t believe you all are overlooking Coolidge.

    6. Timeloose

      This guy must be a Lehigh Professor of the Progjective arts.

      ” everything Obama did was well within the law and norms employed by other presidents”

      1. AlexinCT

        Nixon just called and said he wants the office back cause he only dreamed of doing what Obama did, and did often.

      2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Don’t sully my alma mater like that.

    7. Rebel Scum

      everything Obama did was well within the law and norms employed by other presidents

      +1 Pen and phone

      And the rest of that is just out of context and/or lying garbage.

    1. PieInTheSky

      I hope everyone who says they are anti-fascists cause that is what they call themselves gets punched in the throat by one.

      1. wdalasio

        Antifa = Anti-First-Ammendment.

        1. Tonio

          [golf clap]

    2. Cheerleaders seems to me to undersell it. They’re the propaganda arm of antifa

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Cuomo-

    “Of course I apologized for this negative attention that was not intended. You asked a question and I answered. That’s what should happen,” Cuomo tweeted. “This place and sadly this issue brings out the worst in too many. No need. Not helpful.”

    “I’m sorry you called me out for being stupid. ps- you’re a hater.”

    1. leon

      I’m surprised he didn’t just say: “I was praising our freedoms in America”. It would have played better.

      1. Rebel Scum

        But he doesn’t believe in said freedom, at least not for the average person.

  28. robc

    Proof that taxes are evil…look at those ABVs. Gah.

    Just 60 years earlier there were Milds 2x and 3x these Porters.

    http://barclayperkins.blogspot.com/2019/05/porter-after-ww-i.html

    1. Nephilium

      Damn. Those are some sad looking porters.

      1. robc

        2.8%…I think I could let my 3-year have one of those.

  29. Scruffy Nerfherder

    He’s lying thru his teeth.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Bah. That was meant to be a reply to Brooks. His powers of non-threading have tainted me.

      1. Festus

        Hehehehe! You said taint! I know! It’s awesome! Hehehehehe!

  30. RE: Cuomo.

    How kind of CNN to have an outreach program for people with special needs. Their efforts to include the mentally disabled as their on-air talent is commendable.

    1. AlexinCT

      Heh, I remember when they wanted to give that porn lawyer a show. Now it is all this shit. I wonder why….

  31. leon

    Liberals saying “I own a Gun” is to conservatives as “I have Black friends” is to liberals.

    1. LJW

      I once heard a lefty friend say I grew up on a farm I had a .22, you don’t need anything bigger than that. I let my conservative farm friends handle that comment.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Obviously not raising hogs on that farm.

        1. Semi-Spartan Dad

          Or need to protect livestock/poultry from coyotes, bears, bobcats, feral dogs, or two legged rats.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Maybe they meant a 22-250

  32. Rufus the Monocled

    Re Almora and the foul ball. Did i read correctly, the child is okay?

    We recently took in a game at Yankee stadium. We sat 1B line perfect for foul line drives. I was constantly attentive should one come straight for my daughter. I tried to sit to her left but she insisted she wanted this particular seat so I just said to myself make the catch of the year if necessary.

    People should be hyper vigilant in those seats.

    It was the same in hockey. Sometimes we’d sit behind the net and shots from the blue line sometimes came up like a laser. You were always aware of who was on the ice playing defiense. In my day, a player named Gaston Gingras was notorious for having a wicked heavy slap shot with no aim. The puck hitting the boards would resonate throughout the arena it was so hard.

    Anyway, they put up a mesh behind the net in NHL arenas after that poor 14 year-old girl was killed by a puck in Columbus a few years back.

    Be attentive is all I can say.

    1. robc

      At a former job, we had season tickets to Louisville Bats games (AAA). They were behind the net. We called the first section beyond the net, the death section. I saw some gruesome foul ball hits. When they have to bring out the mop for the blood, it is bad.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Brian Dennehey knows how to survive such things. Hardest part of the head hurts the most.

  33. Suthenboy

    I hope you all have plenty of popcorn.
    While sipping my coffee at 4am I wondered…what new lie today? I was not disappointed. Not only is it a lie but a silly one at that. Trump hid a ship and put tarps over the name because John McCain? Really? I see. A new fabrication every day. It is pretty entertaining to watch.

    Drowning shitweasel grasps at straws.

    1. AlexinCT

      ORANGE MAN IS BAD!

      WHY DON’E YOU STUPID FUCK’N PEOPLZ SEE THAT!

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      4am?

      1. Rebel Scum

        I’m pretty sure that 4am is a myth.

        3am, however…

        1. Gdragon

          For a moment there I thought that KLF was going to rock us all.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        No one sings AM better than Tom Waits.

  34. UCS’s home country?

    Small talk is cheap: Finland could teach us the art of keeping quiet

    Imagine, then, having to learn small talk the hard way – at school. In Finland, the concept of idle chit-chat barely exists; Finns report being surprised when total strangers try to engage them in conversation at airports. But as the global economy brings the world to their doorstep, some Finns have begun to take lessons, in classrooms or from private tutors. For some of us, Finland already sounds like a utopia, a land of silent haircuts and hushed public spaces. Britain does not exactly overflow with spontaneous conversation between strangers – why speak when the lift is moving? If it gets stuck, then we’ll have something to talk about – but in Finland they have reserve in reserve. It’s not a lack of etiquette. It is the etiquette.

    It seems a shame to break such lovely, wintry silence, especially when you consider what it is being filled with. Imagine having to be taught to trade pleasant inanities. According to the Wall Street Journal, this is what former small talk tutor Karla Nieminen told her Finnish pupils: “Lower your standards; not every conversation you have has to be clever. You can comment on food, any music that is playing, even the weather.” She is hardly making it sound desirable.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That is pretty true. Finns don’t talk much.

      Maybe it has something to do with it taking five times as long to say something in Finnish as it does in English,

    2. My departed FiL was a Finn from the UP – second generation. Very quiet guy. Don’t know how he married into a talkative Irish clan; it must have been torture.

      1. Gadfly

        Maybe he figured that if everyone else was talking that he wouldn’t have to?

        1. ElspethFlashman

          He’d prepare notes for himself on small talk to bring into the conversations – no lie. He kept them on index cards in his back pocket.

          1. Gadfly

            LOL – that’s awesome.

          2. l0b0t

            Agreed, that’s fantastic. It’s rare that one can find a friend/acquaintance/companion/chum/etc. who is perfectly comfortable just sitting together silently and enjoying the view.

    3. leon

      From my understanding finish is so hard to learn, it’s not surprising. But I’ll ask my Bro in Law who lived there for a while.

    4. Rhywun

      A people after my own heart. I hate small-talk. I will reply if targeted but I never initiate it.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Shortly after, he tried to pick me up from the same website, having obviously forgotten who I was.

    http://www.fatsplat.com?

    1. AlexinCT

      I am sure that is a NSFW link….

  36. Rufus the Monocled

    “1/2 You are right. No offense intended. Too short on twitter. “Only in America” are we still debating the legitimate right to protect oneself like you and many others vs sensible way to keep guns from wrong people. Only here can we not address the issues around school shootings”

    There is no ‘right or wrong people’ just like there’s no ‘hate or love speech; there’s just speech.

    The government has no way to know what’s in people’s hearts and minds. Even if they convince people they can ‘catch’ or prevent some ‘wrong’ people from getting a gun.

    And specificy who qualifies and would be classified as ‘wrong’ people. Anyone with mental illness? I don’t like these blanket terms. OCD is considered a mental illness. Would they be considered ‘wrong’?

    Like most Democrats, Cuomo is an illiberal jack ass.

    1. AlexinCT

      The government has no way to know what’s in people’s hearts and minds.

      According to most of the proggies I know, when you are able to catch them in a candid moment and they tell the truth about what they believe/feel, they know exactly what is in the hearts of non proggies….

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Oh I know. They’re worse than Witch hunters from back in the day.

    2. R C Dean

      “Only in America” are we still debating the legitimate right to protect oneself like you and many others vs sensible way to keep guns from wrong people.

      I doubt he meant it that way, but this sure reads like a positive for America. As in, nobody else is even thinking about the legitimate rights, and has jumped straight to keeping guns away from the wrong people.

  37. PieInTheSky

    Spinning the Industrial Revolution

    https://ehsthelongrun.net/2019/05/29/spinning-the-industrial-revolution/

    The premise of the article is interesting but they could have skipped this part ” However, many gender historians and scholars of women’s work have contended that spinning, like other occupations dominated by women, was systematically underpaid. “

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      But of course.

    2. leon

      They’re are a lot of reasons certain industries were dominated by women. Part of the reason was that you could pay a young woman less than a man. It’s what gave them the advantage to get the work. What was good work too.

      1. wdalasio

        Part of the reason was that you could pay a young woman less than a man.

        Yeah, somehow I never hear the feminists shitting their diapers about the lack of female employment in high-wage industries like coal mining or iron smelting.

      2. PieInTheSky

        While there is truth to that, “gender historian” makes me stop listening.

        1. leon

          I had a professor who was a feminist economist who trotted out the “wage gap” lie. When a few of us called her out she said, “well I’m talking about comparing male dominated industries with female ones”.she then compared nurse wages and plumber wages because they both lift heavy things and have technical knowledge.

          I stopped arguing with her, cause it was my last semester. Even granting get absurd equality between the two it means nothing to economists because supply and demand drive wages.

          1. Semi-Spartan Dad

            The nurse one is interesting example just within that profession for supply and demand. I think it was another Glib (Florida Man?) that pointed out male nurses are can get paid at the top and have their choice of shifts just due to their scarcity. The demand side is that male nurses can more safely move immobile patients than female ones, which is an issue in places like the ICU.

            I experienced that first hand in the hospital. I was unable to move myself and two tiny female nurses tried to transfer me from a bed to a table for an interventional CT. I’m not a large guy, and it was still a brutal and painful process. They had to slip a board under me and slide me down at an incline. It felt like being hit in the stomach with a sledgehammer when I landed.

            The next time, it was two male nurses. They just picked me up and gently set me down. No problem, no pain. Although, it was a little surreal when they set the radio to Michael Jackson as I slipped into unconsciousness from propofol.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            As long as it wasn’t Barry White…

          3. leon

            You’ve been struck, you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    And yet most of these same Republicans support Donald Trump who, like Adolph Hitler, actually is a racist white nationalist.

    Oh.

    1. WTF

      So, what he’s saying is Hitler was no worse than Trump, and did nothing more than say mean things about his opponents.
      Thanks for the history lesson, Sparky.

    2. Banjos

      All these Hitler comparisons must be stressful. Imagine the pressure of trying to live up to Hitler.

  39. U.S. think tank shuts down prominent center that challenged climate science

    The Cato Institute in Washington, D.C., quietly shut down a program that for years sought to raise uncertainty about climate science, leaving the libertarian think tank co-founded by Charles Koch without an office dedicated to global warming.

    The move came after Pat Michaels, a climate scientist who rejects mainstream researchers’ concerns about rising temperatures, left Cato earlier this year amid disagreements with officials in the organization.

    “They informed me that they didn’t think their vision of a think tank was in the science business, and so I said, ‘OK, bye,’” Michaels said in an interview yesterday. “There had been some controversy going around the building for some time, so things got to a situation where they didn’t work out.”

    A spokeswoman said Cato’s shuttering of the Center for the Study of Science does not represent a shift in the institute’s position on human-caused climate change. But the think tank moved decisively to close down the science wing that was overseen by Michaels. Ryan Maue, a meteorologist and former adjunct scholar, also left the center.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      They informed me that they didn’t think their vision of a think tank was in the science business

      That’s pretty much the nail in the coffin for Cato. I wonder how they plan to write commentary on industry regulation without scientific analysis.

      1. wdalasio

        I wonder how they plan to write commentary on industry regulation without scientific analysis.

        Silly Scruffy! They’ll just rely on the reasoned insights they get from the New York Times, like everyone else.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Think Tank Expert = Twitter Intellectual

    2. Chipwooder

      Niskanenization in progress

  40. commodious spittoon

    Well WTF was the assignment and WTF did the student turn in? WTF, every reporter just took the parent’s word that the assignment merited a better response?

    It’s unprofessional as hell. The reporting, I mean.

  41. Festus

    Damn you Banjos! Now i want a dancing bear that plays the trumpet. *adds to bucket list*

  42. bacon-magic

    Go BLUES ♫♪♪

    1. Tundra

      Big win for them. This one is going 7.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      They’ve outplayed the Bruins 4 of the 6 periods.

      Go Blues. Their using their size advantage wisely. I like the battle between beats like Bouwmeester, Edmunston, Parayko and Pietrangelo battling Boston’s nifty, shifty, fast, talented forwards. Conversely, Boston’s agile defense (outside Chara) matching up with St. Louis’s deep and skilled front six.

      HATE Marchand (going back to the days he was with Team Canada U-20) and Chara. The rat and the bully.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        beasts

      2. bacon-magic

        We’ve been physical as hell…beating them in to submission is fine by me.

        1. Tundra

          Need to stop taking so many penalties. Marchand – Bergeron – Pastrnak won’t stay quiet forever.

          1. bacon-magic

            Agreed, some of those penalties are cringe worthy.

          2. Tundra

            I was ok with the two goalie interference calls. You gotta get in Rask’s face or he’ll destroy you.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            They’ve been pretty smart with the physical play.

            I pray Parayko pounds Marchand into the ice.

          4. Rufus the Monocled

            As long as they keep taking the body and neutralizing Boston’s speed by keeping the puck, playing deep and high pressure, they have a shot.

            Boston is not wired for grit but they can match it if necessary.

            Should be a good rest of series.

            Binnington will have to tighten it up a little. Same with Rask.

          5. Tundra

            In game one the Blue’s D were ceding the neutral zone, so Boston had their way with them. Last noght they gave them zero tie to get rolling. Makes a big difference.

            Bruins can play a heavy game too.

            And yes, those two Binnington let in in the first were shit. He was great after that, though.

          6. Rufus the Monocled

            Pretty much all this.

  43. So “journalists” can write articles where they just quote Amazon reviews?

    Should You Buy Cara Delevingne’s Sex Bench?

    And yet, we couldn’t help but wonder: Did they pick the best sex bench? Would Delevingne, who says she’s “very good at giving love,” find it sturdy enough for her liking? Thus, we decided to check the Amazon reviews, which happened to be quite mixed in enthusiasm.

    The highest-ranked review came from someone identified as “Jennifer B.,” who wrote that the “sturdy bench” will “last years.” However, she notes — as do many other reviewers — that this bench would probably be too small for anyone over the height of five-foot-seven. At the end of the day, Jennifer gave the bench a glowing review: five stars.

    Many other Amazon users, though, were less than thrilled. In a one-star review, user “DR Ovenbird” — who owns both the bench and the accompanying Dicktator Extreme sex toy, which is optional with purchase and costs an additional $55 — aired their many grievances with their purchase, in particular the sex-toy accessory. “I had high hopes for the sex machine based on the sex bench,” the user wrote, adding that they were disappointed to find the remote too “touchy” and “the slowest thrusting” to still be “WAY too fast.” In the review, they came to one disappointing, inevitable conclusion: “Since Amazon won’t refund this kind of item, you’re pretty much screwed when (not if) you don’t like it.”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Delevingne is proof that makeup can make anyone look good.

    2. Didn’t she give an unsimulated blowjob in some movie?

      1. Cacciatore

        If you don’t know I doubt anyone else here does.

  44. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I didn’t have time to check out the article but if the USS John McCain is anything other than a garbage scow I’m disappointed.

    1. straffinrun

      I think a CIA coke smuggling speed boat would work.

      1. Cacciatore

        That would be the USS Mitch McConnel

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Sex bench?

    I lead a sheltered life, apparently.

    1. It’s like a work bench but for sex.

      1. AlexinCT

        Are power tools involved?

        1. I prefer the old hand crank models – just can’t beat the vintage aesthetic.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Steampunk sex dungeon aficionado I take it.

          2. Who could say no to this?

            NSFW

          3. Festus

            *Pictures LH with his Grandpa’s hand drill*

          4. Tonio

            And the sick, queasy thrill of having some ancient retainer do the cranking.

          5. Festus

            Brava!

        2. Rasilio

          Actually sometimes yes.

          Imagine if you will a Sawsall with the blade replaced by a dildo

          1. Private Chipperbot
  46. PieInTheSky

    The is an article in the Romanian press

    Trump: ”Nu am avut nimic de-a face cu faptul că Rusia m-a ajutat să fiu ales” which translates “I had nothing to do with the fact that Russia helped me get elected”. I think this is a bit misleading. Thoughts?

    1. AlexinCT

      A bit? That’s it?

    2. Banjos

      It’s kinda true in that there were independents who voted for Trump out of fear of war with Russia. During the election there was a lot of strong rhetoric coming out against Russia and Russia started doing massive nuclear drills and whatnot.

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3823232/Russia-warns-schizophrenics-America-sharpening-atomic-weapons-Moscow-nuclear-war-imminent-evacuates-40-MILLION-people-drill.html

  47. The Late P Brooks

    It’s like a work bench but for sex.

    Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life!

    1. leon

      I dunno, but I still love his jams, Andi don’t care.

      1. leon

        But it would seem his title was apt.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      If you’re going to claim you banged underage hotties, you might not want to pick ones that have the financial means to drag your ass into court and whip you.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      What a creepy lie to get called out in public on.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        No shit. Everyone would assume that he was banging other celeb ass without him saying one way or another.

  48. PieInTheSky

    Also this year Bucharest has one the dubious distinction of most congested traffic in Europe. On the street where my office building is I have a 5 minute walk to the subway. During these 5 minutes, there are days where the cars move about 10 metered. I understand it can take overall 40 minutes to an hour for one mile. Not helping these days is that the goddamn Pope is visiting and a few of the busiest boulevards are closed. Fun.

    1. leon

      “goddamn Pope”

      Is this akin to an Antipope?

  49. The Late P Brooks

    California- defender of the little guy

    Other states often look to California, the birthplace of major gig economy companies like Lyft and Uber, regarding how to legislate the changing labor landscape, Dubal said, making the passage of Wednesday’s bill particularly significant.

    Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez said on the assembly floor regarding her bill that companies misclassified workers to cut costs and avoid complying with worker protection laws including minimum wage, bargaining rights, and overtime, losing the state “upwards of $8bn a year”.

    “Big businesses shouldn’t be able to pass their costs on to taxpayers while depriving workers of the labor law protections they are rightfully entitled to,” Gonzalez in a tweet on Wednesday.

    That job sucks. I’d rather see you starve.

    1. leon

      “Big businesses shouldn’t be able to pass their costs on to taxpayers”

      Honey, you can’t do anything about that. The only way to change that is to change the elasticity of the demand for the product.

    2. Gadfly

      So Uber’s long term plan to use a fleet of self-driving cars was merely prudent planning.

  50. Certified Public Asshat

    Disney’s CEO says it will be “difficult” to film in Georgia if new abortion law implemented, report says

    While providing an interview before the dedication of a new “Star Wars” section at Disneyland on Wednesday, Reuters asked Iger if the company would continue to film in the Peach State if the law is implemented. “I rather doubt we will,” he said, according to the outlet. “I think many people who work for us will not want to work there, and we will have to heed their wishes in that regard. Right now we are watching it very carefully.”

    The state attracts movie shoots through a 20% base transferable tax credit. In 2018, the film industry supported a total of more than 92,000 local jobs in Georgia and $2.7 billion in direct spending, according to state officials. If Disney pulled its production, those numbers would most certainly take a hit. Some of Disney’s largest budgeted and most successful films were shot in the state, including record-breakers “Black Panther” and “Avengers: Endgame.”

    IOW, when the backlash dies in a week or two, he can continue collecting those sweet credits.

    1. PieInTheSky

      We really need to get to mandatory birth control and baby licences to get rid of this whole abortion debate

    2. leon

      I mean Disney needs to be able to force their actors to get abortions so they can shoot.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Probably true for the Disney Channel.

    3. CPRM

      Producer: Ok, the production schedule says we’ll be shooting on location in Uganda for two weeks…

      Actress: Wonderful. Such a beautiful place. Such lovely people, living a simple life.

      Producer:…Right, ok then we come back state side to shoot for four days in Georgia…

      Actress: Never! It’s run by racist animals who hate women!

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Don’t even have to go quite that far. Just replace Uganda with any random Euro country with more restrictive abortion policies.

    4. The Other Kevin

      While I wish there was an actual conversation happening instead of a bunch of screaming, I’m actually ok with abortion being revisited right now. We have more information and people’s opinions have shifted. It was going to happen eventually, and all the extreme laws did was make it happen sooner.

    5. Rhywun

      “I rather doubt we will,”

      Bullshit. If the activist set don’t want a paycheck, they’ll find others who do.

    6. Nephilium

      Boycotts are bad when they effect me!

      Boycotting Georgia Film Leaves the State for Dead
      Much like HB 481, a boycott will disproportionately affect the most vulnerable Georgia residents, on set and off.

      1. R C Dean

        Well, if they want to stop being disproportionately affected, they should stop being vulnerable.

        1. Cacciatore

          And by vulnerable, we mean black…

    7. Gadfly

      They can do whatever they want, but I don’t know how wise a business move it would be to make a grand gesture in favor of abortion when you are a company whose target audience is children.

    8. “Difficult to film”, as in your actresses consistently get knocked up during filming and they’d have nowhere to go for a termination?

      1. Cacciatore

        Exactly. This isn’t political at all. Liberals are silent on this because clearly it is not big business attempting to meddle with politics; which we know they hate.

  51. Tundra

    The Stunning Statistical Fraud Behind The Global Warming Scare

    Muh narrative!

    Fucking frauds. Don’t like the data? Make it magically disappear!

    1. PieInTheSky

      Meh. This has long beem debated and i see mo end to it. But it is nothing new

    2. AlexinCT

      I pointed this out a long time ago Tundra. When the NOA people claimed all they were doing was standardizing the data, it was apparent to me that old numbers were ALWAYS adjusted down in all cases, while the new data ALWAYS was adjusted up in all cases. It’s almost like there was an agenda or something…..

  52. straffinrun

    Why does Mueller get to get away without answering questions? Everybody else is out there getting grilled by the FBI, congress, the media and yet Mueller gets to float above the rest of the clown show like some kind of saint?

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s like Jesus if Jesus has kept three guys in prison who he knew were innocent in order to cover up for others who were working with the feds. The man’s a saint.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Just the other day I seem to recall something about Hope Hicks potentially refusing to appear and how it was unprecedented.

    3. PieInTheSky

      That is the sort of question a white supremacist would ask. I am on to you

      1. straffinrun

        I’m a non practicing white supremacist.

        1. AlexinCT

          Is that like an agnostic or more like a denier?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Because the Democrats really don’t want him on the stand now. Particularly Pelosi.

      1. R C Dean

        There are so many questions that Mueller and his co-conspirators do not want him asked.

        Not a lot they can do to stop the Senate from issuing a subpoena, though.

    5. Donation Not Taxation

      Attorney General Bar appointed John Durham.

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Barr.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    The heart of the matter

    A survey of tipped employees from industry publication Upserve found that 97% prefer this current payment system of a base wage plus tips. AOC of all people should know this; The Post reported last year that she earned upward of $560 on a busy night at her former bar, Flats Fix. Even assuming she worked a 10-hour shift and tipped out $100 to the waitstaff, it still averages out to $46 an hour.

    Not everyone is happy with the status quo. The Restaurant Opportunities Center, a controversial New York-based labor group, says “this system of tipping needs to go.” (One of ROC’s organizers explained “you can’t do payroll [union dues] deductions” when employees are earning their income through tips.)

    Gulag Barbie wants to fix the injustice and iniquity of tip-based service wages. I wonder how much she’s also motivated by the scourge of undeclared (untaxed) cash income.

    “It’s like stealing from the government.”

    1. Rhywun

      97% prefer this current payment system of a base wage plus tips

      LOL stupid rubes. We’ll kill your industry yet.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      How dare they avoid the union grifters!

    3. R C Dean

      she earned upward of $560 on a busy night at her former bar, Flats Fix.

      Doing what, exactly?

      1. Not Adahn

        Handing 560 bottles of beer across the bar?

  54. leon

    This Hill article is all over the place and incoherent, but I wanted to focus on this:

    “Special counsel Robert Mueller is the true man of progressive convictions and principles. He believes in due process of law – even for people who have done such evil they don’t deserve it.

    The problem is, when it comes to Donald Trump, we progressives find it inconvenient to apply our core due process principles. But we don’t need to choose between due process and Congress doing its duty, as Robert Mueller properly implied is the next step. ”

    Mostly just how much a bitch Mueller has been. He produces a report that says no collision, but then wants to cast aspersions about obstruction of Justice. We won’t indict him, but we will still say we think he could have done it. Then he does this presser, contradicts his report and says his report is his testimony, and indicates that Trump should be impeached without coming out and saying it. He wants to cover his ass and doesn’t have the balls or conviction to do anything about it. If I were a Dem I’d be afraid that the one guy who should be an expert didn’t have to stones to talk straight.

    1. Rebel Scum

      progressives…core due process principles

      ROTFLOL!

      *catches breath*

      That’s a knee-slapper. They only have one principle and it ain’t due process.

      1. The Other Kevin

        If by “due process” they mean “we get what we want, when we want it, and everybody else STFU” then yes, they’ve been all about due process.

        1. Rebel Scum

          It’s indelible in their hippocampus.

          1. R C Dean

            For some reason, that quote has morphed in my brain to “inedible in the hippopatamus”.

  55. Nephilium

    God damn this younger generation. Is nothing sacred? Just water down your own damned whisk(e)y.

    1. robc

      You would think the hipsters would be all over “branch”. Hmmm….bottle water, sell as branch for specifically mixing with whiskey. That sounds like it could be a big money idea.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Light whiskey? Sounds healthy, I’ll take a dozen bottles.

  56. KibbledKristen

    Guten morgen! Sorry I haven’t been around too much. I’ve had a major disruption in my daily routine and it’s thrown me for a loop. It took me 2 hours to go the 10 miles between my house and work this morning. FML.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      Whip the orphans harder to get them moving.

      1. KibbledKristen

        It’s 95 degrees – I don’t have the energy for whipping.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Yeah but it’s a dry heat.

          1. KibbledKristen

            Said nobody in DC, ever

          2. Rhywun

            Dayum. 62 in NYC. Don’t blow that heat up here kthx.

          3. Chipwooder

            Weekend gonna be nice in VA though, mid 80s.

    2. straffinrun

      Takes me that sometimes. But I’m walking and drunk.

      1. AlexinCT

        Going to work or going home after.

        Wait I am pretty sure that your answer will be a hearty “Yes”….

    3. Chipwooder

      Aaaaaand that’s why I would never move to NoVa. Well, that plus the cost of living and all the progs.

      1. Raston Bot

        the progs make this place insufferable. just got a mailer for some uberprog running for Clerk of the Court talking about how he wants to keep the “wrong people” from getting concealed carry permits. no details whatsoever on the mailer. i sent him an email asking what he would do differently. no response. my license is up for renewal in 2 1/2 years. i’m going to be really pissed if this asshole wins and then tweaks with the process to cause delay.

        but there are some epic opportunities for trolling. for example, wearing an orange ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ shirt to the wear orange gun control rally on June 7th.

        1. KibbledKristen

          for example, wearing an orange ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ shirt to the wear orange gun control rally on June 7th.

          Oooooh!!!

          (those motherfuckers piss me off because orange is the color for bladder cancer, which my ma died from.)

    4. Raston Bot

      i assume the blue/yellow shutdown is not going as well as WMATA had hoped.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I tried the Pentagon bus, which uses the 395 express lanes, but the backup from Shirlington north was bad and the trains were fucked. So I switched to the Crystal City shuttle because I can get a work shuttle from there, but it uses route 1, and does not have access to the Metrolink bus lanes, so it sits in traffic like everyone else. There are no good options.

        I did bump up my telework to 3x/week.

        1. AlexinCT

          The only good option is not to play….

  57. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Argh… the HVAC guy seems befuddled.

    It’s either the blower motor, the relay, or the transformer yet he’s checking every other damn thing five times.

    I should have just shotgunned the solution and not called them.

    1. straffinrun

      Well, unfuddle him.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m not sure he’s into that.

    2. Chipwooder

      Shoulda called Yusef

      1. 1-800-tall-can?

    3. Cacciatore

      None of those things are hard to troubleshoot. Sounds like a fool to me.

  58. KibbledKristen

    I wonder how much they’ll charge for me to just go here a couple times a week in July and August and just roll around naked?

    https://fairfaxnews.com/2019/05/indoor-ski-slope-coming-to-fairfax-county/

    1. Not Adahn

      Depends on what part of the streaming video revenue you negotiate.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Yeah, you play your cards right they’ll pay you.

  59. straffinrun

    Biden’s new slogan. “I won’t be creepy again.”

    1. R C Dean

      Set to the tune of “Won’t get fooled again”.

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Fucking hipsters

    Brewers have always experimented, from the medieval Belgians who stirred sour cherries into their beer to newer varieties like the white IPA, a marriage of Belgian and American styles that was developed about a decade ago.

    But today’s brewers have kicked it up a notch as they try to distinguish themselves from everyone else trying to distinguish themselves.

    I’ll stick with beer-flavored beer.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    bah! New York Post link

  62. l0b0t

    WIfey just texted; her school (a middle school in Queens) is on lockdown because of a “firearm on campus” incident. The last time this happened, it was a kid wearing some sort of man-purse fashioned to resemble a shoulder holster. On the other hand, a few months ago, a student was shot in the thigh in front of the Dollar Tree store down the block from the school after wandering off during a fire drill. He was SOCMOB (Stand On Corner Minding Own Business) and it is still under investigation. Sigh…

  63. Enough About Palin

    “Florida Teacher writes WTF on student’s science assignment.”

    BFD

    1. Not Adahn

      QFT

  64. MikeS

    Amazing: Mueller’s Statement Confirms Whatever You Already Believed About Trump

    “Really, he could have gone up there and done an interpretive dance to the script of Smokey and the Bandit II, and you would have taken it to totally prove your opinions correct, so it doesn’t really matter what he said after all.”

    “You are right, that’s the bottom line.”

    1. straffinrun

      It’s like a Horshack test.

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Oo! Oo! Oo! Mr. Kotter!

  65. l0b0t

    CALLING ALL SCOTCH WHISKY AFICIONADOS! I very much want to make Atholl Brose. What whisky would y’all recommend? Should I go all crazypants and try it with a Bourbon (my favorite of the brown liquors), or a rye (my 2nd favorite)? Please help.

    1. kinnath

      Any decent, but inexpensive, scotch will do. You are going to add a lot of honey and oats. Don’t waste premium scotch.

      I have many friends that love this stuff. Generally, the more oat flavor, the better.

      1. kinnath

        I can probably acquire recipes if you are interested.

    2. R C Dean

      In my experience, you can swap bourbon and rye in cocktails, but you can’t really swap scotch with bourbon or rye and get a comparable result, You might still like it.

      My go-to mixing scotch is Dewar’s Scratched Cask, or Black Grouse.

    3. Chipwooder

      I’m not a big Scotch guy but I like Macallan.

    4. PieInTheSky

      Atholl Brose. – eww gross

      CALLING ALL SCOTCH WHISKY AFICIONADOS! – you want to make us all puke?

  66. The Late P Brooks

    So apparently (I freely admit to knowing nothing whatsoever about the facts of the matter) some guy self-immolated at the White House. Protesting Mueller’s failure to clap Public Enemy Number One in irons and drag him, kicking and screaming out of the Oval Office? Protesting Trumputin’s unholy reign of mass arrests and internment camps?

    Let’s say you’re the shocked and bereaved family of this gullible nutcase, and you believe he was driven to this, not by Trump, but by the ceaseless drumbeat of “Orange Man Bad” rhetoric and news stories from the Deep State and their media enablers. How do you respond? Whom can you attempt to hold responsible? When will the press conferences commence?

    1. Not Adahn

      I don’t think that guy suffered any injuries. It looked like he was wearing a stuntman suit.

      1. Rhywun

        The news says he’s dead.

        1. leon

          Well…. Death isn’t technically an injury.

          1. commodious spittoon

            A news break last week about the Lyons parcel bombing claimed there were no casualties, only injuries.

      2. The Bearded Hobbit

        He died.

        TW: Breitbart

    2. Raston Bot

      he was reported missing earlier so possibly (maybe perhaps just like a tinsy bit) he had mental health problems.

  67. R C Dean

    Amash continues to embarrass:

    “I don’t believe you can criminally indict a sitting president — I think that’s what the founders believed,” Amash said during a town hall event in Grand Rapids on Tuesday.

    “Impeachment is a special form of indictment. It is not a criminal indictment,” Amash said. “I’m confident that if you read Volume II, you’ll be appalled at much of the conduct and I was appalled by it and that’s why I stated what I stated — that’s why I came to that conclusion, because we can’t let conduct like that go unchecked.”

    Apparently he disagrees with Mueller then, who discussed the issue in detail and came to the conclusion that the President could, indeed, be indicted while in office.

    Accordingly, based on the analysis above, we were not persuaded by the argument that the President has blanket constitutional immunity to engage in acts that would corruptly obstruct justice through the exercise of otherwise-valid Article II powers.

    A possible remedy through impeachment for abuses of power would not substitute for potential criminal liability after a President leaves office. Impeachment would remove a President from office, but would not address the underlying culpability of the conduct or serve the usual purposes of the criminal law. Indeed, the Impeachment Judgment Clause recognizes that criminal law plays an independent role in addressing an official’s conduct, distinct from the political remedy of impeachment. See U.S. CONST. ART. l, § 3, cl. 7. Impeachment is also a drastic and rarely invoked remedy, and Congress is not restricted to relying only on impeachment, rather than making criminal law applicable to a former President, as OLC has recognized. A Sitting President’s Amenability to Indictment and Criminal Prosecution, 24 Op. O.L.C. at 255 (“Recognizing an immunity from prosecution for a sitting President would not preclude such
    prosecution once the President’s term is over or he is otherwise removed from office by resignation or impeachment.”).

    This is intentionally obtuse and ambiguous. However, it is perfectly clear that he thinks a President can be indicted for actions taken while President, and much of the discussion is about how the application of obstruction of justice laws to a sitting President is not a Constitutional burden. What Mueller never says is that he cannot indict a sitting President. This is as close as he comes, saying he can certainly indict a former President, and that impeachment is not an adequate remedy, which is a long way from foreclosing an indictment of a sitting President. Barr and Rosenstein have both said that Mueller confirmed that his decision not to indict was not based on Constitutional issues.

    This all raises the question, of course, of what the point of this thing was if the special counsel couldn’t indict the President. Was this really only about everybody except Trump? Mueller’s appointment was to investigate “individuals associated with the campaign of Donald Trump”, which would certainly include Trump himself. And, of course, large chunks of the report are about whether Trump himself committed obstruction, something which a prosecutor would have no business investigating the Trump was immune from indictment by that prosecutor.

    Mueller is in a bind – either he couldn’t indict Trump, which made large chunks of his investigation illegitimate, or he could indict Trump, but decided not to because he simply didn’t have the evidence. I see no way out of this bind for Mueller.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    I’m still wondering what specific charge(s) will be used to initiate impeachment.