Tuesday Morning Links

 

 

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone not living in Silicon Valley.  Feeling left out of the fun, the moron brigade wants to join in too.

 

Mueller’s key witness, George Nader, arrested for a second time for child pornography.

 

In the Trump era, stories like these are not the massive bombshells like they use to be.

 

Judge throws out House Democrats’ lawsuit against Trump for his reallocation of border wall funding as they lacked standing.

 

My governor is better than yours, except for maybe those of you living in Arizona.  Texas and Arizona appear to be in the midst of a deregulation competition.

 

CA State Bar moves to suspend Avenatti’s law license.

 

Bernie pulling the Anti-semetic card after Politico runs an article critical of his finances.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Comments

608 responses to “Tuesday Morning Links”

  1. AlexinCT

    Bernie pulling the Anti-semitic card after Politico runs an article critical of his finances.

    SOP for people peddling free shit and not wanting to tell you how they plan to pay for it.

  2. Russian Kia drives Yusef

    Maybe bell was broken up, so I can type this on my phone now, first?

    1. Russian Kia drives Yusef

      Ma Bell, damn you auto correct!
      Mornin Banjos

      1. AlexinCT

        Ma Bell is behind the autocorrect software and sure showed you who was boss!

        1. Russian Kia drives Yusef

          I’m a Standard Oil guy myself,

      2. Banjos

        Mornin’

        1. straffinrun

          Morning.

  3. “U.S. President Donald Trump has called for closer scrutiny of social media companies and Google, accusing them of suppressing conservative voices online, without presenting any evidence.
    He has repeatedly criticized Amazon for taking advantage of the U.S. Postal Service, also without evidence.”

    Funny how Reuter’s neatly proves Trump’s point while trying to shoot it down. Not that I necessarily think that “trust-busting” is the proper thing to do here.

    1. Drake

      If Congress was functional, they would pass some sort of data privacy bill along the lines of HIPA.

      1. AlexinCT

        HAH!

        First they would actually have to believe the plebes have a right to privacy and not just mouth platitudes about it…

    2. Also: Whycome no Microsoft or Disney for that matter? This is politically motivated base-fellating.

    3. WTF

      Reuter’s, without evidence, accuses U.S. President Donald Trump of criticizing social media companies without evidence.

    4. Rebel Scum

      also without evidence

      Uh huh…

    5. B.P.

      I don’t remember all of this “without evidence” stuff when Obama was saying stupid shit like claiming ATMs are behind the miserable employment numbers during his presidency.

      1. Rhywun

        He could have at least faked it like the enviros do.

      2. one true athena

        It’s also just an odd thing to say, when you think about it. Is Trump supposed to have a PowerPoint when he says things? That’s not a president’s job to ‘bring evidence’.

        I know they’re using it in a ‘trump so crazy, look what he’s saying that we’re gonna say is absolutely not true, like “wiretapping trump tower”‘

        Sucks that it’s a wire service, though. They used to editorialize less.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas! And what a glorious morning it is for everyone not living in Silicon Valley. Feeling left out of the fun, the moron brigade wants to join in too.

    You need be careful about this. This very website is a candidate for being trustbusted. It dominates the market on Hat and Hair issues.

    1. Not Adahn

      As well as the web’s #1 resource for telling slavers to fuck off.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          SP is always a step ahead of the rest of us.

          1. Festus

            I saw that yesterday. That. Was. Awesome!

        2. Count Potato

          LOLOLOLOLOL

    2. commodious spittoon

      Why criticize the guy for a successful life-long grift? At least he came by it honestly, selling an image to dunce voters in Vermont and across the nation. Criticize him for his asinine economic policies.

  5. PieInTheSky

    In the Trump era, stories like these are not the massive bombshells like they use to be. – meh this is not really news… Politician lied…

    1. Drake

      Joe Biden has made a very long career out of lying.

        1. AlexinCT

          Did he have the number of fingers going in each reversed? or was he just screaming he was gonna fist them like his holiness’ avatar of a few days ago was doing?

          1. Beyond the Shocker… there’s the Spocker!

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Biden doesn’t have a clue what the truth is. He just says whatever tripe seems useful at the moment. A consummate bullshitter.

        1. WTF

          And he’s an idiot, so whatever he says is often an epic gaffe. This is why his poll numbers are good as long as he stays silent and out of sight.

          1. Drake

            This. The guy is a moron who never would have made it to shop-foreman if had to work a real job.

          2. Atanarjuat

            I once saw that mongoloid Biden on C-SPAN berating reporters about what a genius he is, but can’t find video of it.

          3. AlexinCT

            The dumb fucks are always the ones desperate to make sure others know how smart they are. See the Godfather movie where Fredo is trying to tell Michael he is “shmaath”.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Like when he lied about the man who was involved in the crash that killed his wife?

        At least twice, Biden himself has made public references to alcohol being involved in the crash. In 2007 Biden said the truck driver “allegedly … drank his lunch.” And multiple news outlets, including CBS News, have reported that Dunn was drunk.

        Hamill disputes that – saying her dad had not been drinking.

        “The truth is, it was a tragic accident,” she said. “No alcohol was involved.”

        Over/under on when Biden claims his wife was shot by a white supremacist with and AR-15?

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    If the Feds go after anti-competitive hiring practices in Silicon Valley they might have an actual case. The big boys are notorious for anti-poaching agreements and designating employees as non-targets, thus driving down their labor costs.

    1. Festus

      This. Get them on specifics, not emanations and penumbras.

    2. Based on leaked videos and Damore’s information, they could throw in some discrimination claims too.

      My solution: I don’t use Google or Facebook as much as I can. I don’t use Apple (more from personal preference than any agenda). Amazon seems the least evil out of the four and they sell products and services that actually have value to me, so I use them extensively.

      Though you couldn’t pay me enough to work for any of them; *especially* Google. Working for Google seems like working for the Soviet government.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        For the time being, I’m stuck with Google. I don’t have a good alternative for my business without confining myself to Microsoft/Apple, which is a royal PITA.

        Facebook can kiss my ass.

      2. GSL in E

        Yeah, I’m pretty much bound at the hip to Google (sort of a pick-your-poison thing) and Amazon (too busy to not take advantage of the convenience), but I use social media sites as little as possible.

        And I agree that I’d never want to work for any of these companies. Both because of what I can read in the paper, and because of the experiences of some acquaintances of mine (I used to live in Silicon Valley and know a fair number of FB/Apple/Google/Twitter employees).

        1. Yup, I’ve been to FB’s HQ a few times. No fucking thanks. Every aspect of it was designed from the ground up to feel like a college dormitory. At least, for all the faults my SV tech company has, they’re not off the deep end on treating us like children.

          1. invisible finger

            “Every aspect of it was designed from the ground up to feel like a college dormitory.”

            I went to a commuter school because I visited a buddy in a dorm while I was going to junior college. A good friend, but dumb as a box of rocks. It seemed pretty apparent to me than anyone with an ounce of self-respect that went away to college tried living off-campus as soon as they could. The step-kid was required to live in a dorm for Freshman year but she is living off-campus the rest of the way. Paying her own way, too (with roommates).

          2. invisible finger

            The point being anyone who wants to spend more time in a dormitory is a goddamned moron.

          3. Fourscore

            Hides under bunk in the barracks

          4. Not Adahn

            Before we acquired IBM’s East Fishkill fab, I visited there a few times. They apparently were told to make things more millenial friendly because they had breakrooms filled with beanbags and oversided connect four boards.

            I never saw anyone in those breakrooms, undoubtedly because IBM followed a “last in first out” policy when it came to layoffs, so there wasn’t anyone there under 50.

          5. If I wasn’t afraid of self-doxxing, I’d post some photos of the ridiculous and totally unused “casual” space in this office. Rather than give the SVPs offices and everybody else private desks to make phone calls, we’re all at desks, and there is 500 sqft of unused cubbies and couches.

            If I want to relax while I’m working, I do it from my back patio at home.

            I feel like it isn’t all that hard to design a decent workspace. Give people enough space for their personal items, arrange them in offices/cubicles/desks based on their work needs, stock the breakroom with decent free food, make sure there’s enough room in the fridge, and clean the shitter. If you happen to put a Foosball table in the breakroom, fine.

            Everything else looks, to me, like a thin ploy to make me work more hours for less pay.

  7. Tundra

    They just can’t help themselves:

    U.S. President Donald Trump has called for closer scrutiny of social media companies and Google, accusing them of suppressing conservative voices online, without presenting any evidence.

    He has repeatedly criticized Amazon for taking advantage of the U.S. Postal Service, also without evidence. Trump has frequently taken aim at Amazon’s Chief Executive Jeff Bezos, who privately owns the Washington Post, a newspaper which often criticizes Trump.

    1. WTF

      Rueter’s is oddly oblivious to the abundant evidence of social media suppressing conservative voices.

      1. Festus

        Rueter’s doesn’t think it is in the cross-hairs, yet.

        1. Rhywun

          They’re as biased as all the rest. It will protect them – for awhile.

  8. AlexinCT

    In the Trump era, stories like these are not the massive bombshells like they use to be.

    Revelations like these always were ignored/downplayed unless the accused was a team red player, in which case the usual suspect tried their best to destroy said douchebag. Heck, they often ran with stories about lying that were themselves blatant lies, but the objective was to destroy a team red guy (all you have to do is look at how they go after orange man or even the treatment given to someone like Kavenaugh). Team blue players got defended by the usual dnc operatives with bylines (recall revelations about Hillary, Obama, Lurch, “The People’s Republic of Connecticut’s Senator Rambo, and many others being caught in blatant and despicable lies and actually being defended by these cunts). The only problem these asshats have now is tat most people have figured out the game and don’t care anymore.

    It’s like the screaming accusation of “racist” being made when some fuckhead was trying to peddle a parade of lies, and you called them on it during the Obama years. it has lost the magic it once had because everyone knows it is not just false, but an attempt to shut down any debate (because one side knows they can’t argue the shit they are peddling on the merits).

    1. GSL in E

      My favorite example of this: Bill Clinton posing for a photo in front of an all-black chain gang in Stone Mountain, GA (regarded as the KKK’s birthplace) in his 1992 campaign. This would’ve murdered the career of any Republican politician, even retrospectively; even for the non-pearl-clutching crowd, it’s a pretty awful look. But Clinton was a Democrat, so it’s OK.

      I mean, shit, the Democrats were happy to be represented in the Senate for a half-century by Robert Byrd. Who was, you know, AN ACTUAL KKK MEMBER. But again, Democrat, so somehow that’s OK too.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Can someone explain to me why the Brits are so obsessed with Trump? Why should they care? What has Trump done to them?

    Of course, our favorite psychotic retards are all for it.

    1. WTF

      ORANGE MAN BAAAAD!!!

    2. Festus

      He’s not an appeaser like the Sainted One and he’s done icky things that were reported in their tabloids.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Appeaser? Obama was a condescending asshole who pretty much sealed the Brexit vote.

        1. AlexinCT

          I tell a lot of people that they can thank Obama being the cunt he was for a lot of the things that today make them furious, including the ascendancy of orange man, but they refuse to get it.

        2. Festus

          I was referring to the Nobel Laureate’s apology tour that set so many pleasant things in motion.

    3. Also: why should Americans give a flying fuck what the President’s approval rating is among foreigners?

      1. You’re supposed to care what those inbred, culturally decayed, backwards eurosnobs think more than how your bank account is doing! It’s just common sense!

        /prog

        1. violent_k

          UCS, I want to join you and Neph when you get together. Do you have a plan yet?

          1. Yes. We’re getting grilled cheese

          2. Nephilium

            We do. If you don’t hear back from UCS, feel free to hit me up at my handle at Google’s mail.

    4. Don Escaped Texas

      importing deranged German leadership: they relate

    5. I thought that was going to be a link to TOS.

      1. Rhywun

        #metoo

    6. Rebel Scum

      Hope you like seeing your FAILING approval numbers projected onto the Tower of London.

      He should care why? They are not American voters. Enjoy regaining independence. Or being slaves…

      And do you know what other President had low approval in Great Britain?

    7. GSL in E

      Well, the UK’s foreign policy is basically dictated to them by Washington, so I can see how they might have an opinion on Trump, at least as foreign policy goes.

      Now, the mostly-lefty Americans who were wailing and gnashing their teeth over the Brexit vote a few years ago? That I had no answer for.

    8. Not Adahn

      My local NPR station is having their begathon, and the host claimed that Trump was demanding that the UK abolish the NHS before he’d make any trade deal with them.

      1. I heard him on the news not half an hour ago stating rather plainly that he didn’t give a crap about the NHS one way or the other.

    9. Question: how are they able to use the property of The Crown (I assume) to broadcast a political message? Can Skittles project shit on the Tower of London? I doubt it.

  10. Drake

    Notice how fast the Virginia Beach shooting is getting memory-holed? Apparently a black dude shooting 9 white and 3 black people with a .45 in a gunfree zone isn’t proper fodder.

    They gungrabbers are trying to get some mileage out of the fact that he may have used a suppressor – ignoring the fact that he had to go through an extra-deep 6 month ATF background check to buy a muffler.

    1. Perp has too much melanin and used the wrong kind of weapon.

      Easy peasy.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Given that the three main Democrat politicians in state office have all been scandalized recently, they’re using this as an opportunity to distract.

      I believe I heard the shooter was using several anti-depressants or anti-psychotics.

      1. Festus

        I read that he was weirdly secretive around his apartment complex but a friendly fellow at work.

        1. Rhywun

          He brushed his teeth at work.

          Case closed.

          1. Festus

            Ugh. I clean the sinks. They don’t drain well. Enough said.

    3. straffinrun

      Partially memory holed. He’ll be used to show how males are mass shooters.

    4. Tundra

      Or the last two school shooting where kids rushed the shooter? Those sure disappeared fast.

      1. Chipwooder

        Or Las Vegas, which no one ever mentions anymore despite the the fact that 480 people were shot and nobody seems to have any idea why it happened.

        Fun fact – if you type “Stephen Paddock” in the search bar of Chrome, he pops up listed as “American real estate investor”.

        1. Tonio

          ^This

        2. Drake

          Nobody seems to have an idea of what exactly happened…

          1. Rhywun

            Come on, they released a one-page report with no details. What more do you people want??

          2. Drake

            Access to the actual weapons, information on the bullets extracted from the victims, hotel surveillance footage, the shooter’s autopsy…?

        3. GSL in E

          Very much this.

      2. B.P.

        You mean the shooting in Highlands Ranch, Colorado, where two students, one transgendered, teamed up to shoot up a school with stolen handguns, but were foiled by some classmates tackling them? And a school resource officer accidentally shot a deputy sheriff? That one?

        I don’t think that one was very useful to the narrative.

    5. Do we even know yet if it was a “real” suppressor, or one of those oil-filter knockoff versions?

      1. Drake

        I friend would shoot squirrels in his backyard with a .22 using a subsonics and plastic bottle taped to the end of the barrel. Said it was nearly silent.

      2. Tejicano

        My guess is that they know it was a real suppressor which was registered in his name – but publishing that will lead to knowledge that he had passed the strictest background checks imaginable and that won’t work with their narrative.

        1. Raston Bot

          that it was a suppressor would blow up their waiting periods talking points. 300+ days currently.

      3. EvilSheldon

        Dunno, but I haven’t heard any reports of the shooter having a bunch of malfunctions. I suspect that it was a real commercially-manufactured can

    6. Rebel Scum

      All mass shooters are white. It is known. Ignore this and ignore gang violence.

  11. AlexinCT

    And WTF is with the picture of a BDSM white rat? Is there something going on behind the scenes the rest of us Gliberati need to know about? Paging our resident BDSM experts!

    1. WTF

      Yeah, that bondage rat is going to haunt my nightmares.

      1. Sean

        I don’t know about haunting my nightmares, but it is disturbing.

        1. Festus

          I thought that dried-out froggy caught on the fan with the perma-scream was much worse.

        2. Old Man With Candy

          One more reason I chose the physical sciences for a career, rather than the biosciences. I couldn’t imagine having the required callousness with regards to lab animals.

          1. Before she became an MD, my sis worked in a research lab that required her to 86 hundreds of sea urchins. It actually still disgusts me to this day; especially since she seems to think it’s NBD.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I’ve never been squeamish about that, I just oppose making the animal suffer.

          3. bacon-magic

            My urchins need disposed of occasionally…what do you all recommend? I’ve been just having them sent into the coal mine’s deepest part so far.

          4. Festus

            I could cut up the dead ones if I was stoned enough but the pithing of the frog was a struggle for me.

          5. straffinrun

            We did baby pigs in university. That was nasty because my lab partner was a skank that smell of cock every morning. That smell mixed with the formaldahyde made that 9am class hell. Oh, and they dissect fucking cats here in biology class.

          6. Festus

            That’s a hard NO for me.

          7. Did you have sex with her?

          8. AlexinCT

            More than once is what Q meant to ask…

          9. Festus

            It depends whose cock she smells of, I surmise.

          10. straffinrun

            Nah. She did wind up doing one of my roommates. Good for him.

          11. Fourscore

            I’m donating my body to science, at the proper time. One day there will be revelations made, maybe like “OMG! Did you see the size of that? Biggest bunion ever!”

          12. I took a Zoology course in highschool. We dissected cats, pigs and a bunch of other stuff. My favorite was a shark.

    2. straffinrun

      Now you know why Jerry runs so fast.

      1. Festus

        ^Unrequited post

  12. Certified Public Asshat

    And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except for CPA, who is having his balls disconnected today.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just remember to ice afterwards.

      Once the Xanax kicked in before my procedure, you could have fully castrated me and I probably wouldn’t have cared.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        I only have 10mg of valium. WIll that do the trick?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Make sure you jerk off immediately afterwards. Trust me on this, I’m a doctor.

          1. You’re the wrong type of doctor.

          2. Certified Public Asshat

            I’ll just assume he meant right after taking the valium, but still before the knife.

          3. AlexinCT

            Never go on a date with a loaded gun. Including a date with the knife!

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Might take the edge off.

          But it’s definitely not Xanax, Valium doesn’t do much for me.

      2. Not a full set….

        You got drugs? I only got lidocaine and some paracetamol afterwards even tho I went private instead of going with the public system.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          Please tell me you just created your handle for this.

          1. Not a full set….

            Unfortunately not. It’s based on a previous unintended amputation of some toes.

          2. Certified Public Asshat

            Damn sorry, not the response I was expecting to receive.

          3. Not a full set….

            I had it coming. The day before I cut them off I mocked people clumsy enough to put to put their feet in the mower only to do the same thing.

          4. pan fried wylie

            Losing the toes has been worth it for situations like this.

          5. pan fried wylie

            Also, “DO NOT MOW ON WET SLOPES”

            Like, how many times does the manual have to say it?

          6. pan fried wylie

            (and yes, I combined two “DONT”s, the manual specifies wet and slopes as two warnings)

    2. Going from .50 cal to blanks.

    3. Tundra

      Meh. It was not nearly as bad as I pretended. It was NCAA hockey finals weekend, so I made believe I was too sore to do anything except sit on the sofa, drink and watch hockey.

      Bags of frozen peas work well for icing ,too.

      Good luck!

    4. Raphael

      Hope it goes well and that you have a smooth recovery. Also, ZARDOZ is greatly pleased.

      1. That’s an excellent point: where does ZARDOZ stand on the penis when it is no longer capable of shooting evil seeds? Is fucking ok then?

        1. Raphael

          I think HE would be okay with it considering the evil penis can no longer do as you you said. I’m sure ZARDOZ understands we brutals still need our penises to at least pee.

        2. Festus

          ZARDOZ CARES NOT ABOUT FORNICATION WHEN THE EVIL SEED IS ABSENT! GO FORTH AND RAVAGE THE BRUTALS!

          1. Not Adahn

            OTHER THAN TIME SPENT FORNICATING SHOULD BE PUT TO USE IN THE GRAIN FIELDS!

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        Thanks, no matter how much I tell myself I want this and I’ll be the next of many survivors, it’s still very sensitive equipment that I get squeamish thinking about it being sliced open.

        1. AlexinCT

          Letting someone use a cutting implement to degrade the effectiveness of the family jewels is just not a thing I hope to ever have to do in my life. And I hear when you get snipped you become a lazy dude and get fat….

          1. Festus

            *Thumps tail twice, farts and goes back to the Land of Nod*

    5. robc

      Why would you do this any day other than Thursday morning in early March when the NCAA tourney starts?

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Well I met with my GP back in January. Once the urologist appointment was scheduled, then cancelled and rescheduled, the earliest surgery date I could get was today.

    6. Pope Jimbo

      Do they give you a Beto shirt to wear home after that procedure?

  13. PieInTheSky

    Sweets, crisps and sugary drinks should be in plain wrappers, like cigarettes, to help combat preventable diseases.

    That is one of the proposals in a report from the Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR), a left-leaning think tank, which says the plain packaging would put unhealthy snacks on “a level
    playing field” with fruit and vegetables.

    https://news.sky.com/story/call-for-plain-packaging-for-unhealthy-drinks-and-snacks-to-combat-preventable-disease-11734380

    Just ban the damn things…

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Teenage Scruffy didn’t care what kind of wrapper his Ho-Ho’s came in.

      1. WTF

        I think you stuttered…

      2. Sean

        Entenmann’s > Hostess.

        Fight me.

        1. Raphael

          Agree 100%. Those Pop’ems amirite?

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          *throws Ding Dong at Sean*

        3. WTF

          Entenmann’s > Hostess.

          Correct

        4. You people disgust me.

        5. Chipwooder

          Yeah but Drake’s>Entenmann’s

          1. Not Adahn

            Drake’s = Hostess. Literally.

          2. Chipwooder

            Not anymore – sold them off when Hostess went bankrupt several years ago. Little Debbie’s parent company owns Drake’s now.

            In any case, Drake’s were around for a long time before Hostess bought them and didn’t change any in the time Hostess owned them.

          3. Not Adahn

            I learn something new every day.

        6. Not Adahn

          Chocolate frosted devils food donuts > all.

        7. Ho-Ho’s wrapped in the real foil, not the foil bag shit they use nowadays. #getoutofmysnackdrawer

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      HOLY SHIT! These things are bad for you?!?

      1. Only in excess, like water, salt, fat, other carbohydrates, etc

    3. Festus

      They just passed a law here that all smokes have to come in plain brown wrappers. Soon buying a pack of cigs will be just like buying porn 40 years ago. It’s a brave new world.

    4. Rhywun

      after 20 years of progress in reducing the impact of preventable disease on public health, improvements in life expectancy slowed notably after 2012

      But we’re gonna do whatever it takes to chase after the next “improvements”. You will comply, citizens.

      1. Festus

        They’ll come for the vapers next.

        1. GSL in E

          Um, they already are.

    5. GSL in E

      Something tells me this isn’t going to make kids reject candy and soda in favor of Swiss chard and kombucha.

    6. Fatty Bolger

      “We need to get Britain off unhealthy takeaways and back to healthy home-cooked meals. That’s why we say big supermarkets should be made to pay for community cooking classes.”

      Which will make groceries even more expensive. DOH!

    7. pan fried wylie

      the plain packaging would put unhealthy snacks on “a level playing field” with fruit and vegetables.

      Produce you actually want to eat typically looks pretty attractive too. But yeah, I get how a standard Red Delicious could be confused with brown wrapping paper flavorwise.

  14. straffinrun

    “I’ve done some dumb things,” Biden said at that presser. “And I’ll do dumb things again.”

    Promises Kept – Biden 2020

    1. Festus

      *Steps on rake then staggers back and slips on banana peel*

      1. DrOtto

        I should have refreshed. Just thought I was the only one who read links around here.

        1. straffinrun

          Great minds. Or mediocre ones. I’ll take either.

    2. Raphael

      Wiser words have never been spoken.

  15. Itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis.

    https://thechive.com/2019/06/04/sun-kissed-bikinis/

    Something for everyone here, though some of the girls are a little skinny for my taste.

    1. Raphael

      22, 36, 50. Bless summer and I wish my area was more popular with the yutes.

    2. MikeS

      though some of the girls are a little skinny for my taste.

      OK, then I’ll look.

      #57 please.

      Oh, and #28 is was a man.

  16. Rhywun

    dominance in a variety of markets including social networking, online advertising, online search, e-commerce and mobile apps

    I’m curious what market Apple “dominates” – its less than 20% of the smartphone market? Less than 10% of the desktop market? Of the ones listed, the only one you could charitably argue they are in the business of is apps but you can’t “dominate” it with those market shares. “But walled garden!” That’s a different argument that’s already going through the courts.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Apple’s in trouble. Their valuation exceeds their potential at this point.

      1. GSL in E

        Yep. Apple’s revenues are basically iPhones and not much else, and the high-end phone market is slowing.

        1. Tim Cook ≠ Steve Jobs.

          Jobs, a preening asshole was unafraid to fail. Cook is too precious and calculating.

    2. Tundra

      They dominate the hipster signaling market.

      1. ^^^This.

        Given the choice, I’ll always go with Linux, but IMO, at this point Microsoft makes a superior product.

        1. Tundra

          I have a 4 year old MacBook Air which has been fine. I don’t game, watch movies, code or build massive spreadsheets, so more anything is really unnecessary for me. What I liked (and like) about it is how light it is. I pretty much always have it with me, so that’s more important to me than the technology.

          But that’s it. No iPad, Apple watch, Apple TV or any of their other stuff.

          1. pan fried wylie

            I don’t game, watch movies, code or build massive spreadsheets

            It’s a great computer as long as you don’t really do any computing.

        2. MikeS

          I love my Microsoft surface.

        3. GSL in E

          I’ve been using a Samsung Chromebook Plus for over a year and really love it. Surprisingly versatile machine, and light/compact enough to double as a tablet (e.g., reading Kindle books etc.)

          1. Tundra

            I’ve had several. They’re great.

        4. Count Potato

          “Microsoft makes a superior product”

          Windows is better than OS X?

          1. In utility. I can’t name one thing I could do in OSX that I couldn’t on a windows machine, but plenty that the mac won’t run.

            Also, so little for the price tag and bundled hardware…

          2. OSX has been way more stable and less prone to viral attacks, though.

          3. R C Dean

            Yeah, the continual trainwreck of Windows forcing updates on her machine has made Mrs. Dean pretty cranky. Every time, she has to go through and reset a bunch of stuff.

            And, yes, there’s a way to stop it. But the fact you have to go digging around in the software to do so is, itself, an indictment of Windows.

      2. AlexinCT

        I was a Linux man until Apple ruined it for me. Fuck them and their piece of shit computers.

        1. Rhywun

          Apple ruined Linux? How?

          1. AlexinCT

            No. Mac suck ballz.

          2. Rhywun

            Windows sucks ballz. Now we’re even.

          3. AlexinCT

            You like riding around on a tricycle. Safe and easy but treats you like a child. Me, I am into big engines and will die in style when it crashes.

          4. Rhywun

            Yeah, I like being treated like a child. You got me.

      3. Rhywun

        They have a lot of money – that’s the real reason they’re in the crosshairs.

  17. PieInTheSky

    In the end my bathroom ended up a fucking disaster. I should have spent like 400 dollars less for something simpler and it would have been better. I should have known Romanian workers would struggle with a asymmetric tub.

    1. AlexinCT

      So now you have to shower in the bidet and shit in the shower?

      1. PieInTheSky

        haha. ow I need to find a way to use some plastic or silicone or something to stop the water going along the side of the tub to the portion of my floor where the slope of the floor is towards the bedroom not the drain.

        1. PieInTheSky

          Also a way to fix the mask into a proper position better. Glue it or something.

  18. DrOtto

    “I’ve done some dumb things” Biden said at that presser “And I’ll do dumb things again.” This should be the man’s campaign slogan

  19. AlexinCT

    <a href="https://nypost.com/2019/06/03/ball-gagged-man-says-he-couldnt-call-for-help-as-grindr-hookup-robbed-him/&quot; target="_new".BRING OUT THE GIMP!

    This article has so much comedy (or is it tragedy) that I am just gonna leave it to the Gliberati to peruse and find their own favorite part of it.

    1. Festus

      Link fail – you were supposed to send us the one wherein they hooked up on Grindr through the Black Men Love Fisting app.

    2. AlexinCT

      HEPL Edit Fairy!

      1. MikeS

        Ha-ha. Now, that is funny.

        1. Festus

          The edit fairy is a stern but just fairy.

    3. George Costanza, call your office!

  20. Drake

    WHO KNEW? 2% of American Counties Account for 51% of Murders Nationwide BUT 54% Had No Murders at All

    The heat map is exactly what you expected.

    1. robc

      That 2% of counties has what percent of the population?

      And ditto for the 54%?

      The map is exactly what you would expect, but I am going to call out people I agree with when they use numbers bad too.

      1. PieInTheSky

        I distinctly remember reading this conversation before here a few months ago. Someone saying the first statistic and someone else (probably robc) looking at population numbers etc.

        1. robc

          It wouldn’t surprise me if the previous time I was on the other side of the conversation.

          It happens sometimes.

      2. robc

        On the other hand, the details on Chicago neighborhood is a good way to show the same thing. Even without a high murder area, the murders are concentrated in certain neighborhoods.

        1. WTF

          And a lot of the murders seem to be in places that have fairly strict gun control.

          1. invisible finger

            And dry precincts.

        2. robc

          WITHIN not without.

          1. PieInTheSky

            I blame the NRA

      3. Rhywun

        And you should. Using counties for any of kind statistical argument is bullshit.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I had no idea Central Cali was that bad.

      1. Drake

        VDH would like a word.

    3. WTF

      Well, if not for all of the guns being smuggled to those places from Indiana…

    4. Tundra

      “If not for gangs and drugs, the number of murders by guns is below 1,700 in a county of 330,000,000 people. Remove the gangs and drugs, and the US is one of the SAFEST countries in the world.” He reports that the total number of gun deaths annually hovers around 38,000 – and calls to attention what the Left loves to overlook, which is that 28,500 are from suicides and that gang and drug activity accounts for 7,885 deaths.

      That’s a lot of suicides.

      I wonder how many of the 1700 are by cops?

      1. Gadfly

        If not for gangs and drugs, the number of murders by guns is below 1,700 in a county of 330,000,000 people.

        So basically if you are not into the gang scene, the US is as safe for you as Switzerland (0.52 v 0.54 per 100K).

      2. whahappan

        Not sure how many are by guns, but about 1000 people a year are killed by cops.

  21. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: DO IT

    Unwilling to wait for Nancy Pelosi to embrace their cause, pro-impeachment House Democrats have begun recruiting fellow lawmakers to their camp in a bid to put more pressure on the House Speaker.

    The effort has been described by one lawmaker as “organic.” But the goal is clear: the lawmakers are hoping to build a critical mass of members that will force Pelosi to choose between defying the majority of her own caucus or moving forward with a process of removing the president from office—a step that has not been taken on in more than 20 years.

    1. Gadfly

      Dumb representatives don’t realize that Pelosi is protecting them from themselves. Impeachment is politically unpopular, and there is a 0% chance that it will lead to removal (that would require all Ds + 20 Rs in the Senate), so there is zero upside for this move.

      1. commodious spittoon

        And even if enough Senators crossed over to sustain the effort… they lose probably their #1 2020 campaign issue. Will they “organically” push through the effort to impeach Pence? What else will they campaign on? The GND? Antisemitism? Repealing tax cuts?

        1. pan fried wylie

          PPACA-Plus
          War with Russia and China
          also, Moar Taxes

          Vote Shrillary 2020

    2. Stillhunter

      What happens if they miraculously impeach and remove him prior to the election in the next 17 months and he runs for president and wins? That would be glorious. I would need a shit ton of popcorn as well.

      1. pan fried wylie

        how could i NOT vote for Trump at that point.

  22. PieInTheSky

    I support having workplace temps be near the peak of what women prefer, as a symbolic gesture to show support for women in the workplace. Versus other such symbols, this would be more visible & verifiable, & induce at most modest productivity harms.

    https://twitter.com/robinhanson/status/1133742106978193409

    Well another summer of listening how office temperatures are sexist.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      In other words “I’m a virtue-signaling putz”

    2. Drake

      Ah yes. I remember an office where middle-aged women dressed like they were going to the beach would turn off the AC…

      1. PieInTheSky

        In my company some did that and started complaining the men were sweating and that bothered them

        1. Drake

          Ha – you sexist bastards! I often had to take my laptop to a cooler part of the building to work. Being hot makes me fall asleep.

          1. PieInTheSky

            Being sweaty makes it hard to concentrate for me.

          2. WTF

            Yeah, being hot and miserable definitely dulls down your thinking ability.

          3. WTF

            That’s what pisses me off about the office temperature bullshit – aside from the fact that women’s comfort should for some reason be prioritized – if it’s too cool you can always put on a sweater, but if it’s too hot there is nothing you can do but suffer.

          4. Chipwooder

            Seriously – when you allow me to wear shorts and a tank top to work, then by all means set the temperature at 78 degrees or whatever nonsense. If you expect me to wear pants, then turn that shit down and get a sweater, toots.

          5. Tonio

            Or, they will bring in small under-desk heaters which are fire hazards and will often trip breakers.

            Evil Tech Tonio: [loudly] Looks like it was Cathy’s heater which knocked out all your computers. How many times do I have to email you people about this? Remember, we will provide safe, low-wattage foot heaters for you upon request. This guy is a high wattage fire hazard.

            ALSO

            ETT: Sure, I’ll take a look at your issue once you turn your heater off. Yeah, I’ll be back in five once it’s cooled down enough for me to work under there.

    3. Gadfly

      I support having workplace temps be near the peak of what women prefer

      I first read this as referring to “workplace temps” as in “temporary workers” and had an entirely different story in mind. The actual story was disappointingly mundane by contrast.

    4. Enough About Palin

      Women are too stupid to bring a sweater to the office. It is known.

      1. R C Dean

        I told my boss about that study. She was in her office, wearing a sweater (in Tucson, in June). She laughed.

  23. This was in Brazil, but amazing how something like this works.

    https://nypost.com/video/hero-mom-saves-the-day-killing-gunman-outside-school/

    The video’s a little gruesome FYI.

    1. AlexinCT

      I want to make babies with that lady!

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It worked, but she took a hell of a chance with that lady and kid behind him.

    3. Tundra

      Gruesome, but kind of awesome, too.

      The first time through, it looked like she had the two bystanders behind the dude, but it seems to be the camera angle.

    4. Drake

      She’s an off-duty cop.

    5. Raphael

      Damn that was slick as hell, good job Mrs. Sastre.

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      Good for her.

      Serves him right for wearing flip flops.

      1. Festus

        I like how he cried like a little bitch and died later.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Because of the flip flops right?

        2. Tejicano

          Yeah – he was all Billie-Badass when he thought he was the one who would be shooting people, deciding who lives and dies. Instant Karma can be a bitch.

    7. MikeS

      He later died. Brazil needs common sense off-duty cop control.

    8. Brett L

      Didn’t we do this 6 months ago? Not that there’s anything wrong with chicks shooting assholes.

      1. straffinrun

        Yeah, I didn’t click on the link, but it sounds very familiar.

    9. kinnath

      The video is a year old.

    10. R C Dean

      It says she shot him three times. I only saw a couple. Maybe the third one was to the back of the head, off-camera?

      I do like the way she literally kicks him while he’s down.

  24. Nephilium

    Greetings you glorious bastards. I have survived a weekend of beer fests and punk music. Several running jokes from the weekend was the saying (and shirts that said), “Old Punks don’t die. They just stand in the back.”; the girlfriend getting Rancid and Sublime confused and telling everyone she was really excited to see Sublime play; the mud… oh sweet Cheebus the mud (my black Docs are more of a brown right now, two days later).

    The biggest balls award at the event go to Stone Brewing, who after pulling out support for the Punk in Drublic beer, tour, and getting NOFX removed from their own event, showed up at this event to pour beer during the beer fest.

    1. Drake

      Old Punks don’t die – they become censors.

    2. robc

      That seemed like a pretty mild bad taste joke. Not really funny either, so they should have been booted for their lack of humor, not for the poor taste.

    3. Tundra

      I’m glad you had fun!

      “Old Punks don’t die. They just stand in the back.”

      It’s a fair cop.

      NOFX should have known better. 30 years ago no one would have even heard about it.

      1. Nephilium

        /looks down at the colorful bruises and sunburn on my arm.

        Some of us still go in for at least a while. It just takes longer to heal up again.

    4. Chipwooder

      If it weren’t NOFX, I would agree that the joke was minor and shouldn’t have been a big deal, but Fat Mike has been one of the worst PC censors in punk rock so fuck him. He kicked Screeching Weasel off Fat Wreck for the Ben Weasel-punches-woman incident.

      1. Banjos

        Oh shit, I haven’t thought about Screeching Weasel in years. I’ll be binge listening today.

    5. As an mid-1980s punk, I never glommed onto a lot of 90s punk.

      an exception: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3tn1U-9e-4

      1. apologies for the flashback – saw these guys live in a little hole-in-the-wall in Kalamazoo.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4MGZcEUm0Y

        I saw the guitarist looked super sick – barfing in the waterlogged bathroom. Turns out he had HIV…

        1. one more – the Hudson Falcons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDU87HxAYfM

          Their second album actually has EF and I mentioned in the liner notes. We hosted them several times in Grand Rapids and got to know the entire band. Very lefty people – working class this and that.

          1. Nephilium

            Fuck man, the Damned and FEAR played there. As one of the old punks said to one of the young ones, “That’s someone’s grandfather up there on stage.”

            There was also some entertainment as some of the really young punks didn’t know about the SHARPs that were there. So some of us old people got to talk about the scene and the changes over the past 2-3 decades.

            And for one of the few times, there were women walking around topless (with three variants: stickers, electrical tape, and nothing) that were worth looking at.

          2. Man I saw FEAR back in the mid-90s. Lee Ving looked old back then!

          3. Chipwooder

            Well, even then he was around 40, and a hard-living 40 at that.

            Saw FEAR twice and loved every minute of it.

    6. invisible finger

      NOFX: the Nickelback of punk.

      1. Chipwooder

        I wouldn’t go that far. They have some good albums.

      2. Nephilium

        That would be Green Day.

        1. Chipwooder

          Blink 182 would be my pick

          1. Nephilium

            I can accept Blink 182 as another option.

        2. Successful and adored by millions?

          /Ducks and runs for cover

  25. Rufus the Monocled

    No one needs $1 million so may as well give it all to charity, right Grandpa Gulag?

    How people can vote for this disingenuous commie nut is beyond me.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Dorsey the punk: Why come? We just doubled character limits to 280!

  26. PieInTheSky

    Darwin shooting: Four killed in northern Australia

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-48510881

    are you American gun nuts happy now huh? You mass shootings are contagious. You are ruining Australia. Ban all guns worldwide now!

    1. robc

      I am sure the guns were purchased in Indiana.

      1. MikeS

        I am sure the guns were purchased in Indiana.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Next time that vapid douche Barry yaps on about gun control and he mentions Australia’s ‘sensible’ gun confiscation program….tell him to go feed Michelle beef jerky.

      1. AlexinCT

        Wookies eat beef jerky?

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          She strikes me as someone who would whip out the BJ.

          Right after giving a speech scolding people to eat healthy like her.

          1. AlexinCT

            I always thought Wookies were more into possum or other forms of roadkill… But yeah, Michelle looks like she has not missed too many meals…

        2. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

          I’m pretty sure I saw her in a Jack’s Links commercial.

    3. Raphael

      Fuggin Trump and his climate denialism.

    4. Tundra

      The city centre remained in lockdown for an hour after the gunman fled the scene of the shootings, in the suburb of Woolner.

      The gunman was reportedly carrying a pump action shotgun, and up to 20 gunshots were heard.

      Of course it was. LOCKDOWN!!

      #WoolnerStrong

      Also, I thought shotguns were ok because they aren’t weapons of war.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Biden approves.

    5. Chipwooder

      Whoa, wait – this can’t be right. Mass shootings only happen in the US, thus saith Chocolate Nixon.

    6. Tejicano

      I blame the NRA

    7. Rebel Scum

      I have it on good authority that the Aussies don’t have mass shootings since they banned guns.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Apparently Governor Blackface is going to make some gun control push today. I am going to go ahead and wager that nothing proposed would 1) be constitutional (Article 1, section 13 of the Constitution of the Commonwealth is pretty explicit and clear) and/or 2) have made a difference in the recent shooting.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      We all knew that was coming. Hell, they even let Fairfax out of his janitorial closet.

      1. Festus

        I’ll have you know that my closets are pristine examples of the Janitorial Arts. His is probably littered with used condoms and Ho-Ho wrappers (not the same).

  28. robc

    BIF #4: Maine Brewing Company, Lunch.

    IPA, 7% ABV, pleasant citrusy hops, no harsh bitterness. Really good, not over the top. Came in 16.9 oz bottle, which is probably something in metric, but seemed odd.

    Beeradvocate rates it a 4.38, I will go 4.5/5. Excellent beer, much thanks to DanG for this one. I now have a reason to visit Maine.

    1. PieInTheSky

      A Romanian brewer made a something called new england ipa which I tried. Bloody thing was murky. Must of been a bad batch.

      Now I also bough a bottle of New Zealand New England style IPA which is becoming ridiculous as styles go.

      1. Drake

        I grew up right in the middle of New England – not sure how an IPA got the name.

      2. robc

        Lunch was a west coast IPA, not a NE IPA.

        The difference is basically the types of hops, the citrusy/piney hops are the staple of the west coast IPA.

        Oh, I left out, Lunch was bottle conditioned, so had some yeast floaties in it. Makes for extra delicious.

    2. BEAM’s not a team player

      16.9 ounces (US) is just monkey’s nuts under 500ml (half a litre).

    3. Raston Bot

      i’ve been to that brewery a few times and had some stuff on tap that they didn’t bottle. they make very good beer. and the moral of this story is to visit breweries as often as possible. so much great beer is never bottled, just kegged and served in-house.

  29. Catwalk cover-up: how the west is falling for modest fashion

    While Muslim women are assumed to be her biggest customers, she says the highest demand actually comes from clients in Texas. “It’s not about religion or faith necessarily,” she says. “So many women want, say, their dresses with sleeves, or to be more comfortable without compromising on looking stylish.”

    Even Tom Ford, who made his name pushing the notion that “sex sells” to its limit in the 1990s, has caught on. At New York fashion week in February, he debuted a collection of high necklines and layered knits. “Fashion is supposed to be, and should be, a fashion designer’s perception of where we are culturally, and now is not the time for super-sexy clothes,” said the man who, while at Gucci, ran an advert in which the brand’s logo was shaved into a model’s pubic hair.

    Headscarves and hijabs have also been de rigueur at the shows. Gucci, Max Mara, Molly Goddard, Versace, Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs and Chanel have all sent models in “Muslim-ish” headpieces down the runway. The argument that the industry is offensively fetishising religious wear, turning something deeply meaningful into a throwaway trend, has been made several times. On the other hand, by seeming to be more inclusive, is this progress?

    something something best timeline?

    1. Tundra

      …is this progress?

      No. Not even close.

      Next question.

      1. Festus

        I can’t do much about it but can we have the tube-top come back into vogue? Mini-skirts made a comeback some years ago.

        1. Brett L

          Come down to Florida and see what the girls are wearing on the beaches. T-backs. Things that make beach volleyball players look well-covered.

    2. Raphael

      Between this and the abstaining on sex deal, my lord, the Victorian Era is making a glorious comeback.

    3. Tonio

      The argument that the industry is offensively fetishising religious wear, turning something deeply meaningful into a throwaway trend, has been made several times. On the other hand, by seeming to be more inclusive, is this progress?

      IOW, damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Typical progs.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Complaining is the highest form of virtue.

      2. Enough About Palin

        What I find unpleasant about how Muslim women dress is two fold. First, it screams I am submissive chattel and second, the first thing it tells people what religion you practice. If I see a woman in typical western dress, I have no idea what their religion is or even whether they’r religious at all.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Burkas are the next tattoos trend.

      1. EF was looking to buy a new swimsuit from a UK site (which has some great clothing too). The Burkini will do well for those hot summer days by the beach. Gah!

    5. B.P.

      Eh, hijabs aside, tastefully and stylishly covered up is often more alluring than showing lots of skin.

  30. PieInTheSky

    Capitalism is hilarious because everyone just finds it perfectly normal that every cat food brand tells you to overfeed your cat in order to sell more cat food. The free market is highly rational in serving our needs, after all.

    https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1134867678126960640

    1. Banjos

      Some people long to be slaves.

      1. Banjos

        That poor motherfucker and his complete lack of independent thought, having to do whatever a company tells him.

      2. DOOMco

        Think of the children

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Like your soon-to-be one?

          1. DOOMco

            I just needed smaller hands to get a wrench into the land cruiser.

          2. Nephilium

            Damn! Welcome back DOOMco. Glad to see you made it back. I have the feeling I’ve missed a story over the weekend.

          3. Well, we did shorten your house while you were away, hoped you hadn’t noticed.

          4. DOOMco

            It snuck out last night.
            I’m 6 months from having a little doom in the house!

      3. tarran

        A while back, I used to entertain myself by commenting on his facebook posts. Generally his ridiculous critiques of capitalism turns out to actually be a spot on example of some oppression that actually happened in the Soviet Union.

        So my shtick was to tell him he was spot on but had gotten the names backward. It used to drive him to a fury, especially when I used links to marxist.org to back me up.

        But, in the end, arguing with that man is like casting pearls before swine.

        1. AlexinCT

          People living in a world of their own imagination will not usually appreciate having sane people that know better show them facts or use logic that make their fantasy world look like the fable it is.

    2. In Soviet Russia, cat eats you!

      1. straffinrun

        In Venezuela…

        1. AlexinCT

          They finished eating the pets and are already looking at eating their neighbors…

    3. Rhywun

      No one needs 23 different kinds of cat food.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      “@Toadmen
      Jun 1
      More
      Mine’s strictly an indoor cat, but that didn’t stop him from bringing a dead mouse into my bed, Godfather-style”

      Cats are soooo bad ass.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      “More
      When I first adopted my (healthy, fully grown) cat, he gained 2lbs in a year because I fed him what the bag said to. I got his weight back down, but I will never get back the nights of not getting scratched in the face at 4am that this little bit of misinformation cost me”

      I follow the instructions but the instructions do not work like these goggles. So capitalism is bad.

      /sticks thumb up ass.

      1. Tonio

        It took you a whole year to figure out your cat was porking out? Two pounds is a lot for a critter that small – cats avg 10-12 pounds for a standard size, healthy cat.

        1. AlexinCT

          My guess is he was fattening the cat up to sell to a Chinese restaurant but then lost the nerve, and decided to blame it all on capitalism…

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          What does it take to a) read the instructions. b) take those instructions and confirm and verify with a vet or someone who is experienced with cats, c) do a cursory research yourself for further information and finally d) observe and be attentive for a couple of weeks or a month?

          That’s pretty much what we did.

          Too much work for left-wing commies though. Better to be lazy ass whiners and blame capitalism….and Trump.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            I should add to (b) experienced people including those at a pet food store who tend to be very helpful and accurate.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        The recipe provided by Nestle may include more chocolate chips than is truly needed? shocked, I am.

      3. invisible finger

        So he really has no idea of the cat’s history, other than the vet said it was not diseased.

        The cat’s history is going to affect its behavior. If it had been a stray at any time in its life it is going to eat whatever is put out because it a) assumes it is a one-shot deal, and b) doesn’t want any other cat taking any of it.

        But the author has no ability to understand humans an individuals, so he certainly has no capacity to understand any other animal as an individual.

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      This is the mentality of a man who watches Chernobyl on HBO and draws the conclusion that it’s a commentary on Trump.

      1. AlexinCT

        Yeah that whole kerfuffle and line of thinking is laughable. Especially since I hear the producer/director of the show got really mad when people pointed out the show did a great job of indicting marxism/socialism by making obvious how the marxists, more concerned with the optics of how the disaster would impact their branding in other parts of the world, decided to not act immediately, and thus caused a far larger casualty toll.

        I pointed out to some asshat how if they but looked at the difference of how things were handled between Chrnobyl and Fukushima, and that that difference came from the fact that the USSR was more concerned with its reputation and the damage done to the communist brand than the actual disaster unfolding, while Japan by virtue of being a free country could not hide the facts, that Chernobyl was far worse because socialists of that concern for branding. They were pissed, and immediately went to the “that was not true socialism/marxism/collectivism” trope.

        1. R C Dean

          They were pissed, and immediately went to the “that was not true socialism/marxism/collectivism” trope.

          You’d think they’d be proud of it. That’s what “There is no me, there is only we” looks like – the individual is sacrificed for the collective.

          1. AlexinCT

            In their fantasy version of the collectivist Utopia bad things never happen to anyone but bad people…

    7. wdalasio

      every cat food brand tells you to overfeed your cat in order to sell more cat food.

      Yeah, I’m guessing his cat is sitting in the background thinking something to the effect of “Yeah, buddy, on that starvation diet you give me, you can bet the bank I’m going to eat your face when you die.”.

    8. MikeS

      All I’m seeing is him fat-shaming his cat. Christ, what an asshole!

  31. Rebel Scum

    Independent Vermont Sen. and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders labeled a Politico article digging into his finances “anti-Semitic” during an interview over the weekend.

    Sanders stated, “Call that what it is. It’s an anti-semitic article,” in an interview with The Young Turks host Cenk Uygur.

    “The whole article, it’s littered with innuendo about, like, ‘Oh yeah, he talks about millionaires and billionaires controlling government, but now he’s a millionaire,’” Uygur previously stated back when the story was published, according to Mediaite. “It’s a one smear after another after another after another.”

    “Pointing out my hypocrisy is antisemitic. Btw where are Drumpfs tax returns. What is that guy hiding?”

    1. Mainer

      Bernie is pretty slippery on this issue. I mean, is he a Jew ? Or just, you know, Jewish ?

  32. Sex diseases on the rise in England

    Gonorrhoea increased the most – by 26% to 56,259 cases, the largest number since 1978.

    There were 7,541 cases of syphilis – a 5% increase on 2017.

    High-risk groups include young people and men who have sex with men.

    The most commonly diagnosed STIs were:

    chlamydia (218,095 cases, 49% of all new STI diagnoses)
    genital warts (57,318 cases, 13%)
    gonorrhoea (56,259 cases, 13%)
    genital herpes (33,867 cases, 8%)

    The number of gonorrhoea cases has been increasing for years among both men and women, despite repeated warnings from public health doctors about the risks of unprotected sex.

    1. Festus

      Chavs gonna Chav.

      1. Rhywun

        Yeah, this just brought to mind the many snapshots I’ve seen of them drunkenly stumbling around during late-night festivities in any English town.

    2. straffinrun

      Needz moar censorship of social media.

    3. invisible finger

      I congratulate socialized medicine.

  33. Denver Firefighters Disciplined Over Sex Toy Escapade

    Pixley said all three members received formal counseling on the Department Code of Conduct and appropriate conduct while in uniform, a low level form of discipline. They were counseled by DFD command officers, according to Pixley.

    The action followed the fire department union’s annual Firefighters Ball, held at a downtown Denver hotel. A sex toy was apparently raffled off during the event. The novelty sex toy then made the rounds, appearing in numerous photos with firefighters, their spouses and girlfriends. Those photos were then posted online.

    Pixley told CBS4 the department did not condone the behavior, which Fire Chief Eric Tade labeled “completely inappropriate.”

    1. Tundra

      Tade thought it was funny, too, he just has to tow the lion.

      1. Gadfly

        I just assumed his “completely inappropriate” remark was addressed at the “posted online” part. Some categories of fun are not supposed to be broadcast. He’ll discipline his firefighters to know better next time.

        1. peachy rex

          “That was hilarious, guys. But you gotta be more discreet in the future, ok? Now, remember to look guilty and shamed when you leave in case any of the HR scolds are watching.”

    2. Tonio

      Disciplined, like a good spanking?

    3. Brett L

      I hope that there were alcohol baths between “rounds” on the sex toy.

      1. AlexinCT

        See that post about more TSDs in England above……

    4. I saw Sex Toy Escapade open for The Blots at the Troubador in late 97.

      1. B.P.

        Something, something Steely Dan.

  34. straffinrun

    Today in the Yomiuri and on Yahoo News Japan I saw the same ad campaign, so I googled it to find out where it came from. The campaign is “Kuutsuu” which is a play on the words “pain” “foot” and “shoes”. This media blitz (after a google I saw it at many other outlets) is to stop forcing women to wear high heels because it hurts their feet. It’s so silly given that nobody besides pimps are forcing women to wear high heels. Also, women here complaining about being uncomfortable at work when the men do ALL of the dangerous jobs is a bit rich. So where did this campaign originate? Of course, the Communist Party of Japan. Ugh.

    https://twitter.com/Session_22/status/1135494401042444296

    1. Raphael

      Saw some of those party peeps campaigning a few months ago with the van, bull horn, and all that stuff. I just shook my head and kept on walking on.

      1. straffinrun

        They are some truly weird looking people, aren’t they? Bad skin 50 year old women and some tiny old men. They make up for their small numbers by being extra loud.

      2. Tejicano

        Every time I see them in front of the train station I get so tempted to stop and tell one of them that the reason I joined the Marines was so they would give me a gun and send me somewhere to kill communists.

    2. AlexinCT

      Is Yomuri Japanese for Tienanmen Square?

  35. MikeS

    Attention cartography geeks:

    Download 91,000 Historic Maps from the Massive David Rumsey Map Collection

    A completist’s dream, the archive “includes rare 16th through 21st century maps of America, North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Pacific, Arctic, Antarctic, and the World.” Among the seemingly innumerable examples of cartographic ingenuity we find early data visualizations, utilitarian primers, photographic surveys, intricate topographies, abstract objets d’art, and historical cornerstones of European map-making like Abraham Ortellus’s 1570 map of “Flandria” at the top.

    David Rumsey Map Collection

    1. Tundra

      Oh, now that is cool.

      Thanks Mike.

    2. pan fried wylie

      we find early data visualizations

      “Ok, next overlay”

      *flurry of servants, parchment and quills*

  36. DOOMco

    Hey everyone!
    Been away too long, and I keep getting drawn back here!

    Of course Bernie doesn’t like someone pointing out his finances

    1. straffinrun

      Congrats, right?

      1. DOOMco

        SP mentioned she might have said something.
        Thanks, the doom family is starting!

        1. straffinrun

          Good and less good times ahead. Enjoy them both.

    2. Tundra

      You little fucker!! Your family was worried sick!!

      Seriously, glad to have you back, kid.

      1. DOOMco

        It’s been hard, the whole move and this job is a lot more time consuming.
        That, and we’re playing mortal Kombat a lot when I’m home.
        I just don’t want to go to sports websites this morning and see more of the bruins sucking.

        1. Tundra

          Well, just glad to have you back. What’s this about the Doom family starting?

          1. DOOMco

            Well, my girlfriend is now my fiance, and is also (unrelated) pregnant!
            Which is kind of a miracle, we were told there was almost no way that would happen after she got of depo provera.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Congratulations!

          3. Tonio

            ^This.

          4. DOOMco

            Thanks!! We’re pretty excited, and a little nervous naturally.

          5. Tonio

            Good for you for choosing an unrelated girlfriend. We’re not judgy or anything, but still…

          6. DOOMco

            We do kinda look alike…

            No shotgun.

          7. Brett L

            Well, my girlfriend is now my fiance, and is also (unrelated) pregnant!

            Congrats! If my wife doesn’t murder me in my sleep between now and September, we will celebrate six years of getting married while pregnant.

          8. DOOMco

            I think she’s leaning towards a wedding after, but the legal part might happen beforehand.

            We’re also looking for ways to get back to new England for family. New Hampshire being the only place I’m really willing to live unless the money is bonkers.

            Just sleep with one eye open!

          9. ChipsnSalsa

            He can’t sleep with one eye open, too exhausted from cleaning up after puking kids.

          10. Not Adahn

            You haven’t even been through ONE San Marcos summer yet!

          11. Tundra

            Really happy for you, man! I never planned on being a dad but it has turned out to be the best job I’ve ever had.

            Most days.

            All my best to the three of you!

          12. DOOMco

            Thanks. I’m really excited, and my friends have been great in encouragement.

          13. ChipsnSalsa

            Congratulations!

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      Tulpa alert!

    4. Raphael

      Welcome back, good sir!

      1. DOOMco

        I have been in our discord a lot, it’s a little easier to pop in and out there, but I like these links and articles too much to quit!

    5. straffinrun

      Seriously, check out Haidt and Lukianoff’s book, The Coddling of the American Mind. I know I overprotect even though I’m try consciously not to.

    6. MikeS

      Oh thank goodness! I thought maybe something terrible happened. Like you ate some bad Hawaiian pizza (but I repeat myself) and died. Seriously, glad everything is going good!

      And congrats on the upcoming birth of your child. I hope the child is a masculine child.

      …unless it’s a girl.

      1. DOOMco

        Lady doom thinks it’s a girl, im not sure.

        SP made fun of my pizza toppings on my Instagram!

      2. DOOMco

        And we both like pineapples on it!

        1. Tundra

          *high five*

        2. MikeS

          Euphemism?

    7. Gustave Lytton

      Congratulations!

    8. KSuellington

      Congrats and welcome back! You still in Tejas?

      1. DOOMco

        Thanks!
        We are, for now.
        I think this has brought a desire to get back home, it’s nice to be able to see family more than once or twice a year.

        1. KSuellington

          Right on. It’s definitely good to have family around when the kids start showing up on the scene.

  37. Rebel Scum

    I just signed a law allowing you to order beer and wine from retailers to be delivered to your home.

    Enjoy responsibly.

    Deliver it by drone. Also, I want a pizza.

    1. Gadfly

      Deliver it by drone.

      Liquids are too heavy to be delivered by drone in any significant quantity, so unless you’re a lightweight it’s more economical to have it hand-delivered.

      1. You haven’t seen my drone.

  38. EF ended up buying a used, well-maintained 2008 Infiniti M35x, which has the legroom needed for our 6’8″ son. I drove it a bit yesterday – very well put together car. No squeaks, rattles – and it feels newer than one would guess. Leather and (real?) wood trim. 3.5L V6 feels pretty powerful, and the short gearing plus the AWD gives it a good shot out of the hole. A little characterless exhaust; needs more gears than a 5-speed autotragic and, if I were to buy one, would prefer RWD for sheer hooliganism.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I test drove a Kia Telluride recently. Remarkably quiet, quick, and smooth, but why oh why is it FWD?

      1. Tundra

        Uh, money?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Yeah…

          I’ve just been driving RWD for so long, FWD feels like a complete aberration.

          1. DOOMco

            Used bmw?

      2. It’s an SUV?

    2. DOOMco

      Gravel makes that easier

    3. Chipwooder

      You have a 6’8″ son? Dayummmm

      1. Tonio

        One suspects his handle is descriptive.

      2. he may be taller than that but I don’t want to know!

        1. pan fried wylie

          *he may be taller than that but the air gets awfully thin near the summit

      3. Gadfly

        Even UCS would have to admit that’s tall.

    4. Drake

      That Nissan aluminum V-6 may be the best motor ever built. Had a Maxima that was indestructible rocket-ship. (I got one with a manual 5-speed that did temp me to commit seriously hooliganism despite the front-wheel-drive)

      1. kinnath

        I have a 2006 350Z. The motor is awesome.

        1. R C Dean

          I’ve always liked the Z cars. And they are surprisingly not-expensive. If I was going to get a sports car, it’d probably be one of those.

          LH’s Infinit sounds like a good ‘un. You can fix that puny exhaust and probably squeeze out some horsepower with a cat-back exhaust. I bet that engine is seriously choked off by its ECM; don’t know if they have after-market ECMs for those (we have them in both the FJs), but a speed shop might be able to tweak it.

          1. kinnath

            I read a bunch of reviews when I was thinking of buying the Z. There was one Aussie review where he talks about walking into a showroom to look at sedans and sees the Z sitting on the side. He looks at the price and sees it’s the same as the sedan. So you buy the Z and drive it home. Your wife gets pissed and leaves you, but at least you still have the Z.

            At the infinity G35/G37 is the same platform as the Z.

      2. The Jeep Straight Six from the 90s Cherokee is quite a specimen as well.

        1. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

          I love those 4.0s. They’re tough as nails.

    5. Tejicano

      I drive a 2002 Stagea (not available in the US) which is a stationwagon built around the M35 drivetrain with AWD. You have to experience that AWD on a highway at speed in a curve. When the rear wheels feel like they might start slipping out you give it more gas and the front wheels take over.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        I was reading from the bottom up and thought sweet, a station wagon built out of a deuce & a half.

        1. l0b0t

          One of our neighbors has a restored WWII Deuce & 1/2 Field Kitchen Truck with trailer. I covet that thing like you wouldn’t believe.

          1. There was a guy up in Granby tht had a Vietnam-era deuce-and-a-half for sale. I was well into negotiations with him before Mrs. Animal got wind of it and slammed the door.

            Oh well.

  39. Chipwooder

    BTW, congrats to bacon magic for the Blues’ enormous, huge, gigantic victory last night. They had to win that game, and they did.

    1. Tundra

      I’ll second that. Pietrangelo was a beast.

      But how about Charlie Coyle? I’m happy to see him doing so well and even more pissed at Wild management for not using him properly.

      1. DOOMco

        You know where he’s from by any chance?

        1. Tundra

          Yes, but he still seems non-retarded. Must be the time he spent here.

          1. DOOMco

            Him and Johansson have been great.

  40. Scruffy Nerfherder
    1. straffinrun

      Probably an old timer? I love that, “If it gits me, it gits me” attitude.

    2. MikeS

      I think he’s driving down a road at full speed. But still cool AF.

      1. MikeS

        Which FYI; would be no more than about 30mph

    3. R C Dean

      I think its a dust devil, albeit a big one. Pretty harmless. I’ve had them run over me while I was plowing, and I wasn’t in a fancy enclosed cab. He’s just driving along, not plowing or you’d see dust behind his tractor.

    4. A Leap at the Wheel

      Uh, no. That guy is farming grain, not metal.

    1. Drake

      When I was in the National Guard, that was our Division patch. Worst ever.

      1. AlexinCT

        Pink pussy Hat wearers? 🙂

          1. What’s the punishment for not wearing the unit patch?

          2. Drake

            I think color patches on camo uniforms are stupid in the first place. So I always wore the subdued version which is just lines of varying shades of grey. Also wore the subdued American flag and my First Marine Division combat patch.

  41. ttyrant

    UCS – in case you see this, here’s a few Milwaukee restaurant ideas in case your buddy bails on you tonight. All of these places are within 20 minutes of the Ambassador:

    Old Towne Serbian, Three Brothers – Both of these are Serbian restaurants. Decor and food are very old style, nothing modern.
    Maders, Kegel’s Inn – Both of these are German restaurants. As with the Serbian restaurants, both of these are older. Maders is downtown, while Kegel’s Inn is a bit west of you in West Allis.
    Sobelmans, Oscars – these places aren’t anything * too * special, but if you’re just looking for a good burger and a bloody mary or a beer, do one of these places.
    McBobs – this is a hole-in-the-wall place that serves the best corned beef I’ve ever had. The bar is easy to miss if you’re not looking for it.

  42. Rufus the Monocled
    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nothing else to live for.

    2. wdalasio

      There is no neutral stance on Chick-fil-A any longer.

      Well, yeah, because one side is trying to tell everyone else what they can and can’t do. Sort of by definition, a “neutral stance on Chick-fil-A” is taking a side. It’s not like there’s rabid fundamentalist Chick-fil-A thugs trying to stuff chicken sandwiches down everyone’s gullet.

      1. I’ll take a chicken sandwich and waffle fries, hold the censorship and moral scolds.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          A fast food place that is clean, efficient, and the employees generally seem happy. The nerve of that place.

    3. Rhywun

      But the public now demands a sort of reckoning, a final decision on where we as a country stand on Chick-fil-A as an idea, not just a chicken restaurant.

      The public is a ass.

    4. Chipwooder

      Oh, nice, another Gawker site. Just what the world needed.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Jalopnik was the only semi-decent site, but even that is being infected by the company it keeps.

        1. DOOMco

          It’s like sb nation. It’s ok, but then the vox starts to show.

    5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Imagine looking back on history fifty years from now and finding out that the LGBTQ community’s biggest villain in 2019 was a chicken restaurant. Reality is parody at this point

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        A chicken restaurant that completely refuses to engage them in bickering.

        1. MikeS

          …and just continues to serve and employ people regardless of whatever social clan they belong to.

    6. robc

      Back in 1987, I met Truett Cathy in his CFA HQ office.

      A remember absolutely nothing about what he said. I had just graduated HS.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        That is the worst story I’ve ever heard.

        Well done

        1. robc

          It seemed relevant and I thought it would go somewhere interesting when i started writing it. But it didnt.

          Sometimes the truth is far more boring than fiction.

          1. AlexinCT

            At least it was not a “This one time at band camp” thing…

    7. But that Palestinian chicken is so good!

  43. DOOMco

    I’m sure this was yesterday’s news, but the BBC having the Trump blimp on is hilarious. The height of British culture.

  44. Rhywun

    Yesterday, someone wondered what’s up with that queen’s handbag. The NY Post is on the case!

    1. DOOMco

      Wait, putting your purse on the table means you want to leave?!?!
      Next up, when someone puts their jacket on they might want to go home.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        And all this time I was putting my purse under my chair.

      2. Weak.

        Elizabeth I once declined to permit the French Ambassador to rise from a bow for a full quarter hour. QEII needs to up her monarch game.

      3. MikeS

        When I put my coin purse on the table people just look at me funny.

        1. commodious spittoon

          You have a woman’s purse, my lord!

          1. I will testify that it was not bedazzled or girly in any visible aspect.

          2. Rhywun

            That’s his European carry-all.

          3. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

            I’ll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I’ll wager it’s never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

        2. Tejicano

          Let me guess – kangaroo scrotum?

          1. straffinrun

            How’d you know? It’s all yours if you want it.

            https://m.imgur.com/a/ugIxDno

    2. Tundra

      London’s Lady Magazine wrote that the handbag contains reading glasses, mint lozenges and a fountain pen.

      But handbag investigator Phil Dampier listed a host of “good luck charms” from her children that the Queen keeps with her, according to The Telegraph.

      These include toy dogs, horses and family photos, including one of Prince Andrew when he returned from the Falklands war in 1982.

      Shit, she’s gonna need a backpack.

      1. Horses? In that little thing? Is it bigger on the inside?

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      She’s a sly one, that queen. Thanks.

  45. wdalasio

    A good bit of parody from IMAO.

  46. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    “Show me a real classical liberal and I will be a classical liberal”

  47. Negroni Please

    Any glibs planning on attending the Colorado Brewers Festival here on June 29th?
    https://downtownfortcollins.com/event/colorado-brewers-festival/

    No more drink tickets this year. Ticket buys you unlimited samples, soooooo….I’m probably getting arrested.

    1. Nephilium

      I have never been to a beer fest where I didn’t leave with a pocket full of tickets. I had to explain that to some of the people at the beer fests Saturday and Sunday (some people paid extra to get more). At least one person was smart and brought in a larger sample glass though.

      1. Dr Mossy Lawn

        I have acquaintances that run a nano-brewery in NH.. so I’ve flown up for that the past four years.

        https://beerfests.com/events/nh-brewers-festival/

        They are all you can sample, and the regular 3 hour session is more than enough for me.

        Anyone else planning on being there?

    2. B.P.

      Well shoot. I’ll be in Europe.

  48. Certified Public Asshat

    Chernobyl is the scariest show of the year

    This, of course, is the show’s great moral horror, which, though easier on the eyes than that which came before, is as terrifying as anything we’ve so far encountered on the series, especially in light of its modern resonances. Mazin hasn’t been shy about the parallels he’s drawn between the willful ignorance and political maneuvering of Chernobyl and the modern GOP’s repeated dismissal of climate science. Throughout, Legasov, Khomyuk, and, eventually, even government stooge Boris Shcherbina (Stellan Skarsgård) marvel at how “career party men” routinely deny scientific data and sustainability proposals in order to cut corners and, by extension, justify their own delusions. Legasov’s weary bemusement at the KGB director asking why he should “worry about something that isn’t going to happen” is all of us reading Trump’s trolling tweets about how cold weather negates global warming. The casual obliviousness is infuriating.

    So that narrative is still humming along.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The level of delusion required to maintain it is fairly astounding.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Chernobyl, though, isn’t content to be a cautionary tale. There’s a reverence to its narrative, a powerful emphasis on human will and man’s capacity for sacrifice in service of societal survival.

      Now this is the frightening part. The Soviets threw men at the problem with little regard for their personal outcomes and these moral retards celebrate it like a great achievement of civilization.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        One of the worst disasters of a regime that viewed the whole as greater than the individual is actually a celebration of putting the whole above the individual.

        Galaxy brain

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I could understand if they brought up Stalingrad as a defense of Soviet collective sacrifice against an enemy. The populace knew what was at stake and their potential outcomes, but the men who were sent to Chernobyl? They didn’t have a clue. They were there to protect the system that chewed them up and spit them out.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            There’s a good story out there of a local Ukrainian news man who was allowed to film the roof of Unit 3 during the clean up and was killed by the exposure.

            They couldn’t risk telling him that being up there was a death sentence.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            I mean, the defense of Stalingrad was a triumph of….nationalism. Few people were dying for the Soviets as much as they were dying for their homes. And it also exposed the similarities that nationalism and socialism share: the belief that the collective is greater than the individual.

          3. invisible finger

            The collective’s value is in its ability to perpetuate its survival. But the collective has zero moral component in it.

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Exactly. It’s survival for “we”, but not for “thee”.

          5. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            If only there were a way to combine the two. Kind of a national socialism.

      2. AlexinCT

        The fact about how the Soviet leadership was more concerned with branding and tried its best to hide the fact this was happening, both from the west and their own local people directly impacted, to protect the communist brand, as I mentioned, was a good thing in the eyes of the people that have assumed that same role today vis a vis providing evil collectivism with cover.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I do agree that there is a lot in common between the Soviets and the Green Fascists

    3. DOOMco

      Jesus. And I wanted to watch, too. It looked good.

      Manipulation of data for political purpose isn’t good science.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s worth watching even if the creator’s interpretation of his own work is ignorant.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          See also, The Wire and David Simon.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Whole heartedly recommend it as well.

    4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Normal Person: Woah- that Chernobyl really makes socialism look bad

      Super Smart Reporter: It’s a metaphor for climate change and it’s attacking Republicans

      Normal Person: So, a documentary about an incompetent bureaucratic government is actually a metaphor for how we need incompetent bureaucratic government because of climate change?

      Super Smart Reporter: Chernobyl was the result of politicians not trusting science

      Normal Person: Are we watching the same show?

      Super Smart Reporter: You’re complicit

      1. invisible finger

        And when you mention the Milgram experiments they eventually say “Those experiments were unethical and therefore not science.”

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Yeah, the IPCC more closely resembles a soviet committee meeting with a predetermined outcome and dissenters told to shut up or worse. Fudged & manipulated data… sure, that’s anyone questioning climate change.

        1. invisible finger

          It isn’t science if it can’t be questioned.

    5. I mentioned this before – but this documentary on Chernobyl is worth watching
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5GTvaW34O0

      1. invisible finger

        The absolute scariest part of that documentary – and there are dozens of scary parts in it – is Gorbachev. After knowing full well that his own government seemed to be incapable of conveying the truth at every single turn – and perhaps sincerely trying to work against such an infrastructure of pathological lying – puts forth the “solution” that yet MORE collectivism is needed!

        And I doubt the director put that in the film as an example of the extreme rot of the collectivist mind, even the mind of an alleged reformer, but I thank him for leaving it in.

    6. Fatty Bolger

      FFS. What is wrong with these people?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        The same people who look at the fall of the Soviet Union as a tragedy, ignore 80 years of blood, and wish to recreate it. It’s a fucking warning, not a guidebook.

    7. A Leap at the Wheel

      I’ve not seen this show, but my co-worker who is a centr-casting progressive except he loves actual science (a physics PhD) was telling me all about this show. The supposed global warming paralles weren’t mentioned. I think the author is just going for hot takez.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    But the public now demands a sort of reckoning, a final decision on where we as a country stand on Chick-fil-A as an idea, not just a chicken restaurant.

    How does this person type while wearing a straitjacket?

    1. They rant at a voice to text machine, and they print the word salad.

    2. robc

      CFA is tasty.

      I like the idea of tasty food.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Their breakfast chicken biscuit is the shizzle.

        1. robc

          Sacrilege moment: For breakfast chicken biscuits, I prefer McDs to CFA. I find the CFA chicken biscuit to be too dry.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            McDonalds stopping doing breakfast chicken biscuits around here. And closest CFA is over a 100 miles away.

          2. Not Adahn

            Truth.

    3. A final … solution?

  50. The Late P Brooks

    A guest appearance by DOOMco. Nice.

    1. DOOMco

      Someone has to carry this show

      1. R C Dean

        Saw the news. Congrats, DOOM.

        1. DOOMco

          Thanks!

  51. The Late P Brooks

    They rant at a voice to text machine, and they print the word salad.

    What wondrous, magical times we live in!

  52. Gustave Lytton

    For those 70’s Brit SF fans, Paul Darrow croaked.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48501099

    1. MikeS

      I’ve been watching Thriller. I really like it. Thanks again for the recommendation.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Glad you liked it! Wife found it, but has since tired of some of the poor acting and less than stellar scripts. Me, I could watch that era of shows over and over. Reminds me in the lighting, colors, camera work, and incidental music of Dr Who I watched as a kid.

        Completely unrelated, came across a series remake of The Name of the Rose on Sundance. One episode in and I’m liking it. Also, State of the Union on the same channel with Roy from the IT Crowd and the always lovely Rosamund Pike.

      2. Rhywun

        I need to look for those. Pretty sure I saw a few when I was a kid and enjoyed it.

    2. Damn… I loved his character Avon.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    I fucked up. I should have eaten at Chk fil a while is was in Indianapolis, but I never made it. Didn’t even make it to Steak and Shake.

    1. Unreconstructed

      There’s a Steak and Shake near me, and I’ve been there a few times, but refuse to go any more. Not because the food’s bad, nor the shakes (I love a good shake!). It’s just that every time I’ve set foot in there, the staff seems like they’re on a personal mission to make me wait as long as possible to do anything – be greeted, be seated, order food, get food, get the check…

      1. Chipwooder

        Way back when we lived in Gulf Shores, a Johnny Rocket’s opened up near us that had the same issue. The place could be completely empty and it would still take 20+ mins to get a damned burger.

      2. be greeted, be seated

        Is that a thing in SnS now? Last time I went, it was a seat your own affair.

        1. Unreconstructed

          It is/was at the one near me. I have no idea if that’s universal, or was just for peak hours. I never actually went there when it was *empty*, but there were definitely times that weren’t “in the weeds”, and yet the wait times were abysmal. But it wasn’t just busy-ness, it was attitude. Line of people at the door, woman comes to the hostess stand, putters around for a few minutes, doesn’t even speak to us. No effort made to clear tables where patrons have left, even though there’s several groups waiting…

    2. B.P.

      I too was in Indianapolis over 500 weekend and completely whiffed on going to Steak and Shake.

  54. Enough About Palin

    “That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.”

    In 1981, I got to see John Hartford perform in a small venue on the Penn State campus. I was made aware of it of it about two hours before he went on (and only one ticket was available), so I had to cancel a date with this super-hot elite women’s gymnast. She and I still visit by phone now and then and she’s a great person and all, but I definitely made the right choice. What a performance!

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Cracks in the foundation

    Blue-collar union workers in solidly Democratic California are rejecting “Green New Deal” politics, a possible preview of troubles for 2020 presidential hopefuls in Rust Belt states like Pennsylvania and Ohio.

    When Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti launched his “Green New Deal LA” plan last month amid cheers from environmentalists, hundreds of jeans-wearing, tattooed union members outside the event chanted “Garcetti’s gotta go” and denounced the move as a betrayal. The Garcetti protest was followed by disputes in the state capital this month over a large buffer zone that would block new oil and gas wells, as well as a massive hydro project near Joshua Tree.

    Robbie Hunter, president of the state Building and Construction Trades Council — which represents more than 400,000 workers — says that dozens of his members plan a major “Blue Collar Revolution” demonstration Saturday morning at the California Democratic Party convention in San Francisco, which will be attended by 14 of the Democratic presidential contenders and 5,000 delegates and guests.

    The effort aims to send a message that the party is in danger of eroding a critical base if it continues to back the Green New Deal resolution being pushed in Washington, D.C. by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) and her allies. Hunter argues the measure’s goals could endanger thousands of jobs in the Southern California oil industry alone.

    Maybe not all Democrats are delusional morons.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      When the proposals cut into the union coffers, things get contentious.

    2. Rhywun

      It’s hard to juggle so many different bases when they have little in common and your platform is so divisive.

    3. The Other Kevin

      They already lost a lot of blue collar guys last election. Some of the biggest Trump supporters I know are union guys who up to last election voted Democrat their entire lives. The Dems have this habit of building up a base and convincing that base that Republicans want to take away everything they hold near and dear. Then they either ignore or shit on that base, assuming they’ll fall in line when it’s time to vote. In this case, the blue collar workers have had enough. I’m skeptical about whether this is going to happen to other groups, though. I can’t see black, gay, or women voters rebelling like this.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        The base of the Democratic Party is primarily made up of college students, government workers, and single-women (Republicans traditionally win married women, although Trump is the exception).

        Our politics is reverting to a rich/ upper-middle class v poor/ lower-middle class dichotomy. But, I bet we still pretend like Lena Dunham speaks for working people or something so divorced from reality that only the corporate press would believe it.

      2. Chipwooder

        Yup. My father in law is a welder who retired from GE’s locomotive plant in Pennsylvania after 30 years. Big, big union guy and a lifelong Democrat, and you’d be hard-pressed to find a bigger Trump fan. I believe Trump is the first Republican he’s ever voted for. I doubt he’s too jazzed about any non-Trump Repubs, but he DESPISES the Democratic Party now.

        1. The Other Kevin

          The reason for that is no mystery. You either get Hillary ignoring you, or the extreme left telling you that your work is destroying the planet and people of your race and gender are destroying society. Contrast that with Trump, who (right or wrong) is renegotiating trade agreements and proposing tariffs to protect your job.

    4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The Hard Hat Riots returns.

      Who would have thought that 21st Century politics would have been foreshadowed by a minor riot by tradesmen in NYC against some college kid anti-war protesters being defended by Wall Street traders.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    “The Green New Deal may be the darling of the Democratic Party — but it really divides the Democrats on a fault line, which is more of the elites against the working class Democrats who are concerned about losing their jobs,” said Jessica Levinson, a member of the Los Angeles Ethics Commission and a professor who teaches politics and ethics at Loyola Law School.

    Lifelong union members “don’t necessarily want to be retrained’’ for other, greener work spots — “nor is it even possible,’’ says Levinson. She predicts with the 2020 election looming, Democratic leaders will have to wrestle with the fact that “unlike the Mueller report and impeachment and indictment — people vote on whether or not they’re going to lose their job.”

    Heresy!

    1. Drake

      “working class Democrats”

      They can be found in the fossil records just above the Blue-Dogs.

  57. Count Potato

    *REAL* WOMEN DON’T SHAVE!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naqIMtzxqxQ

    1. Of course not, they wax.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      We have encouraged women to shave a *little* too much. Let’s be honest here

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        CAN I GET AN “AMEN”?

        1. Count Potato

          Nope, no one likes pubic hair.

          Admit it, you’re just a shill for Big Lice.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Ewww……and yes. Yes I am a paid spokesperson for a medicated shampoo to cure pubic lice. What of it?

          2. Chipwooder

            So we’re going to see a screen name change to “Medicated Shampoo Apologist”?

          3. Chipwooder

            I rather prefer the small, neat landing strip. Completely bare freaks out many of us who don’t share OMWC’s proclivities.

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Yes. It’s a little creepy

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        No argument here.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I always liked you.

    3. commodious spittoon

      Brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Heh.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    “[Garcetti’s] got the big corporations with him, and he’s not thinking of the effects on the common people,’’ said Paul Valdez, 58, a third-generation building trades worker from Thousand Oaks. “If they start taking away our jobs, who’s going to pay our bills?”

    Racist White Nationalist like this guy must be purged from the Party of Justice.

    1. invisible finger

      “who’s going to pay our bills?”

      Typical old person.

    2. R C Dean

      If they start taking away our jobs, who’s going to pay our bills?

      Why, Big Daddy Government, of course.

      1. commodious spittoon

        SHUT UP AND HELP US HELP YOU.

  59. R C Dean

    One of Mueller’s key witnesses is a repeat child porn offender? And Mueller didn’t think to mention the guy’s prior criminal history in his report?

    You can’t make this shit up. When he testifies, I hope somebody asks him if he is the habit of not disclosing the prior criminal histories of his witnesses.

    1. R C Dean

      Oh, and not just his prior history, also the fact that he was actually under indictment for child porn during the investigation. And was allowed to leave the country.

    2. Count Potato

      He’s going to testify again?

      1. R C Dean

        Oh, yeah. There’s no way out of it. Either the Dems call him for their impeachment hearings, or the Senate calls him for their investigation into the scandal.

        Or a grand jury calls him to testify about his role in the scandal.

        You know how bad he doesn’t want to be put under oath? Watch his last press conference. He desperately doesn’t want to be put under oath.

    3. wdalasio

      I hope somebody asks him if he is the habit of not disclosing the prior criminal histories of his witnesses.

      Christ, it’s his habit of leaving innocent people to rot in jail to protect mafia informants. After that, a little non-disclosure about a witness’s “colorful” personal life is nothing.

  60. Count Potato

    “Man Becomes Internet Hero For Handling Woman’s Racist Comments, Internet Quickly Destroys Him

    You can never win with the social justice warriors.

    Let’s recap: A man was called a racist slur and stood up to the person who said it. He then became the villain for having an unapproved opinion about trans people.

    This is what our media does now. It learned nothing from Justine Sacco, a woman with barely 100 followers who made a poorly worded, racist joke as she was boarding a plane to Africa and was fired from her job by the time she landed because a Gawker writer amplified her tweet.

    Now we have major news outlets “investigating” the people who make parody videos and gifs. CNN found the young man who made a gif of President Donald Trump attacking the CNN logo. Trump shared the gif, and thus it was apparently okay for CNN to track the man down and threaten to name him if he stepped out of line again. Just last week The Daily Beast – with the help of Facebook – tracked down the man who made a slowed-down video of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) that made her look drunk. The Beast named the man and reported on his criminal history – because he made a video about a Democrat.

    And the media wonder why the American people view them so negatively.”

    https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1135911224019832832

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/47999/man-becomes-internet-hero-handling-womans-racist-ashe-schow

    1. R C Dean

      For me, the media is like the cops. I have no doubt that there are journalists aren’t garbage people, just like there are cops who aren’t garrbage people. But, if you sit by and watch your colleagues be garbage people, at some point you are one, yourself.

      1. Chipwooder

        That’s a good analogy.

        Imagine how sorry your life must be to be eager to, for no reason whatsoever, go digging through a random citizen’s social media history in the hopes of finding something negative about them.

      2. Rhywun

        There’s that, plus the fact that posting anything to garbage social media now is just asking for it. Stay away, people.

  61. Rebel Scum

    Haters still hating on Chick-fil-a. I may just go there for lunch today.

    1. DOOMco

      The one in San Marcos is closed for renovations.
      And the one in the school is closed for summer.
      Reeeeeeeeee

    2. antisthenes

      I did. Celebrating Pride Month, I guess.

  62. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”
    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      iMmiGrANts wILl bRInG iLliBEraL IdEAs

      It’s white people, damn it. The fascists are calling from within the house

    2. And yet for blacks, it’s lower than 20 years ago.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Who would have thought that the people who experience racial prejudice are the best to judge racial prejudice

  63. Stillhunter

    Love the song choice! One of my favorites since I found it a couple years ago. Also fitting because summer has arrived in northern Minnesota. It’s above 70 degrees and humid before 10am. Ugh… Supposed to dry out after the storms roll through this afternoon and be nicer after that.

    1. Rhywun

      One of the yokels here turned me on to them a while back. Good stuff.

    2. Nephilium

      Fuck, we were down in the 50’s last night. My brother in law was bitching about needing to start a fire in the house because there was no way he was going to turn on the heat in June.

      1. Stillhunter

        Lol. We had highs in the 50s and 60s except a couple warmer days for the last month or so, but with low dewpoint, so tolerable.

        1. Stillhunter

          Also, we had a fire last about 2 weeks ago. We also don’t use our (fuel oil) heat past April.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of the Democrats’ “base”, I saw a thing a while back, in which some paternalist douchebag was basically telling black people to ignore their falling unemployment rate because it’s “not good enough”. It might be a huge improvement over where it was when the Ascended One was President, but it doesn’t count, because Trump. I was kind of surprised he didn’t just come right out and say, “You folks don’t really want to work, anyway. Just rely on us. We’ll take care of you.”

    If the Republicans weren’t so stupid, they could probably divert millions of votes (of all colors) away from the Democrats in 2020.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “If the Republicans weren’t so stupid, they could probably divert millions of votes (of all colors) away from the Democrats in 2020.”

      If Republicans ever campaigned where they lived. Making a bunch of YouTube videos telling them that they’re on a plantation is not going to cut it.

      This goes for the LP too. Surprisingly (only to people who have never met an immigrant before), Hispanics care more about stuff like education and the economy than they do the legal status of illegal immigrants.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of shows-

    I finally got around to watching the current season of Bosch. Excellent.
    Now I can start that Armageddon thing with the Limey who was in Dead Like Me.

    1. R C Dean

      Yeah, we just finished it. A solid show.

      We started Generation Kill. Only HBO doesn’t have the second episode on satellite/cable. You have to stream it. W.T.F?

      So we switched to The Expanse. Mrs. Dean hasn’t seen Season 1, and I’m perfectly willing to rewatch it. I haven’t seen the Season 2 or 3.

      1. Nephilium

        The girlfriend and I are half way through with Good Omens. I’ve enjoyed the additions that have been made to the story so far, and the girlfriend has been enjoying the show (I’ve read the book many, many, many times).

  66. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/1135727845970460672

    FYI- Australia is a police state.

    “Federal police in Australia are raiding the home of a reporter who revealed a government plan to expand powers for digital surveillance of the public”

    1. straffinrun

      That Daily Telegraph link won’t let me in unless I’m a member. A member of what I dunno.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Insanity, the Aussies and the Kiwis have gone off the rails.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Imagine how sorry your life must be to be eager to, for no reason whatsoever, go digging through a random citizen’s social media history in the hopes of finding something negative about them.

    Imagine how warped your perception of humanity must be to become outraged by somebody like that, when there are 535 (532?) members of Congress whose closets are so jam-packed with skeletons investigating them would require a minimal effort.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    So we switched to The Expanse. Mrs. Dean hasn’t seen Season 1, and I’m perfectly willing to rewatch it. I haven’t seen the Season 2 or 3.

    I like that show. Watching it all the way through would be the way to go. I had to go back halfway into season two before watching season three, just to get myself back up to speed. The story is kind of convoluted.

    1. Rhywun

      I just finished S03 and I’m definitely going to need to re-watch it.

  69. Raston Bot

    “If not for gangs and drugs, the number of murders by guns is below 1,700 in a country of 330,000,000 people. Remove the gangs and drugs, and the US is one of the SAFEST countries in the world.”

    ^this is a quote that was posted above. i can’t find anything to support this. here’s where it was used:
    https://www.ammoland.com/2019/05/gun-crime-is-a-made-up-word-from-the-anti-gun-world-here-are-the-real-numbers/#axzz5ofSHR3wj

    I’m having trouble backing into that 1,700 number. And believe me, I’m trying. But I’m starting to think it’s too good to be true. I’m seeing 15-33% of homicides (Heritage Foundation printed this statistics but it appears to include all homicides but let’s use it for firearm homicides b/c it’s the only % I’ve got) in urban areas are linked to gangs or drugs. And for firearm deaths in 2017, I’ve found 14.5K homicides vs 24K suicides (CDC’s number, could be bullshit, you know them). So roughly 80% (urban firearm homicides per CDC’s number) of homicides is 11,600 (concentrated violent counties) and a third of that (upper range) would mean that about 3,900 urban firearm homicides are gang or drug related. That still leaves 2/3rds or about 7,800 urban firearm homicides that are not drug or gang related. I have not seen data on % of homicides in suburban and rural areas that are drug or gang related. I assume it’s higher than urban areas due to the opioid problem. So let’s use 66% (completely made-up by me just now) for rural and suburban areas which gives us roughly 1,900 non-urban firearm homicides that are drug or gang related. Add them up and 5,800 firearm homicides are gang or drug related, and the remaining 8,700 are not related to gangs or drugs. So, really the number for figuring out our non-drug/gang firearm homicide rate is 8,700/330,000,000 = .00264 * 100,000 gives a rate of 2.64 per 100,000. But what do we compare to? Do we have to run the non-drug/gang firearm homicides for every “industrialized” nation? fuck that shit. fuck ALLLLLLLLLL that shit.

    conclusion: it’s a fun talking point to blame gangs and drugs but i can’t say it’s an honest stat

    i’m just so fucking angry that asshole nutbag Virginia Beach used a suppressor. what a fucking cunt. i’m going to cast a plaster replica of his face with mouth open so i can defecate into it every morning.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Are they going to claim he’d have killed fewer people if not for the suppressor? I read quotes by cops during the response that they were hearing shots a floor above them. So much for James Bond-style whisper technology.

      1. Raston Bot

        some former Homeland Security twat wrote an op-ed claiming that suppressors can change the normal sound to something sounding like “a chair sliding across a floor”. i shit you not. and WashPost published that garbage.

  70. Count Potato

    “My reading of the false rape accusation bill in Alabama is that the accusation HAS to be malicious and HAS to be proven false. A simple “not guilty” may not result in a charge:”

    https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/1135630467267534850

    “UPDATED: Alabama Bill Aims To Punish False Accusations Of Rape. Media Cries Foul.”

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/47977/alabama-bill-aims-punish-false-accusations-rape-ashe-schow

    1. STEVE SMITH NO GET FALSE ACCUSATION.

  71. The Late P Brooks

    Natsoc Propaganda Radio goes to bat for the poor and oppressed

    Everyone can appreciate the value of a great teacher. But economists, being economists, have tried to quantify exactly how valuable they are. Eric Hanushek of Stanford’s Hoover Institution, Barbara Biasi of Yale’s School of Management, Jonah Rockoff of Columbia Business School, and John Friedman of Brown University have been leading researchers on this front, and we spoke with all of them.

    “I think teachers are way underpaid,” says Hanushek. “I think we ought to see a lot more six-digit salaries for the top teachers.”

    Many of the benefits teachers create are intangible: a lifetime love of literature or mentorship that guides a child onto a better life path. Yet some of the benefits are tangible. Hanushek went as far as estimating a dollar amount. He finds that an effective teacher, who is able to improve student test scores significantly, can increase the lifetime earnings of a class of 20 by $400,000 compared to what an average teacher would have been able to. Meanwhile, he finds, an ineffective teacher does the opposite and lowers student earning potential by a similar amount. Friedman and Rockoff, together with Harvard’s Raj Chetty, have done a few studies with similar findings. They find above-average teachers deliver big income gains to their classrooms as well as a host of other social benefits, like lower teen pregnancy rates.

    While being a good teacher means huge economic benefits for the people they teach and society at large, teachers don’t get to fully share in all the benefits they create. In economic terms, that’s a positive externality, and it’s a big reason why we should pay them more.

    I love the smell of mumbo-jumbo in the morning.

    1. Raston Bot

      can we fire ineffective teachers that cause negative externalities to society?

    2. R C Dean

      Oh, FFS.

      These economists better hope that they never get paid based on what some study shows their value to society actually is.

    3. R C Dean

      Oh, and no way are you going to pay some teachers six figures, and others less, and fire still others, without first getting rid of the unions.

    4. Rasilio

      Thing is he is not wrong. Sure their methods of calculating the numbers is probably bogus but the reality is that a top teacher is easily worth much much more than what we pay teachers today where they run into problems is that there are several important facts to be derived from this information…

      1) If top teachers produce excess value that is not captured in their salaries then it must also be true that incompetent teachers are not worth a fraction of what we pay them, in fact they make a net negative contribution to society even before their salaries are factored in and that means we must actively seek out incompetence in teaching and fire those teachers at all costs

      2) The correct way to pay teachers is based on value add to their students, not merely based on a formula factoring in their years of experience and highest level of educational attainment. This also means that you would need to devise a test which could actually isolate each teachers effectiveness from the individual students abilities, a difficult task at best and even if you succeeded at that it means actively measuring teacher performance and pay and even job retention decisions based on that.

      3) Once you have identified the true top teachers how do you prevent them from moving to the wealthiest of suburbs where they pay will be the highest , stranding aleady disadvantaged youth even further behind their wealthier peers

  72. The Late P Brooks

    conclusion: it’s a fun talking point to blame gangs and drugs but i can’t say it’s an honest stat

    I think we should (likely not possible) categorize shootings as to whether the victims were known to the shooter, or not, and do an analysis. In the same way that suicides are rolled into “gun violence” to inflate the numbers, drug dealing, gang feuds, and domestic disputes should be separated from truly random attacks, just to give us a clearer picture.

    But a clearer picture is the absolute last thing the anti-gun mob want.

    1. Fatty Bolger

      Was just thinking about this today. What’s the actual risk of getting shot by somebody if you’re a law abiding citizen? Even including nutty relatives and domestic disputes, I bet it’s much lower than people think.

    2. Raston Bot

      the FBI has “relationship” between victim and assailant that includes familial relationship but not gang member. it also has an “unknown” column which has thousands of entries. guess that’s not a data point that’s earnestly tracked.

  73. The Late P Brooks

    can we fire ineffective teachers that cause negative externalities to society?

    Of course we can. We only want the best possible outcomes for our childrunz, right?

    Right?