SEA SMITH GIVE WEEK PREVIEW

THEM FUN OWN! BUY TODAY.

SEA SMITH SUB FOR CHEESE PERSON. HE HAVE FATHER’S DAY RELAX. SEA SMITH NO ACKNOWLEDGE PATERNITY ANYONE THING, SO HE FILL IN. SEA SMITH USED TO FILLING IN! HAHAHAHA! SEA SMITH STILL FUNNY.

SEA SMITH NOW GIVE PREVIEW OF WEEK. THAT HE KNOW ABOUT. HERE:

MONDAY – ANIMAL TALK ABOUT ADVENTURE HOOMAN NAME WEATHERBY. THE MIGHTY ONE (SP) HAS POLL FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS.

TUESDAY – HOPE (((COLUMN))) NOT SO SAD AS LAST ONE. ONLY OMWC KNOW. WE WILL SEE. LATER WE SEE WOKE CHARMED. IT HARD READ ABOUT DERP ON SCREEN GLAD MLW DO IT.

WEDNESDAY – SEA SMITH THINK SUGARFREE HAVE A SAD AND SPECIAL HAT HAIR FOR US. TONIO CONTINUE MESS WITH BRAINS LATER ON. SEA SMITH NEED STOP SHIP WITH MUCH ADVIL ON IT. BY STOP, MEAN RAPE.

THURSDAY – TULIP REVIEW TALK ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT HOOMAN “BILLY IDOL”. NOT SURE WHAT NIGHT BRING. SO READ TULIP TWO TIMES.

FRIDAY – RC DEAN TEACH LAND HOOMANS “KETO COCKTAILS”. SEA SMITH DRINK RUM, LASH SAILORS AND…WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT NEXT! HAHAHAHA! BY NEXT, MEAN RAPE. SEA SMITH THINK IT COUSIN STEVE SMITH TURN FOR LINKS.

WEEKEND FUNNY WITH OMWC, SPUDALICIOUS, NOT ADHAN, MEXICAN SHARPSHOOTER. CHEESE PERSON PROBABLY BACK DO PREVIEW.

WEEKDAY LINKS – CHEESE PERSON, FLORIDA PERSON, BANJO PERSON, OMWC PERSON. LOTS OF PERSON.

GO HAVE FUN IN COMMENTS.

COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!

Comments

273 responses to “SEA SMITH GIVE WEEK PREVIEW”

  1. Trigger Hippie

    Bloop.

    1. Bep bep-bep bep.

    2. TRIGGER HIPPIE GET IT!

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Ningen: The result of SEA SMITH raping a beluga whale.

        1. peachy rex

          THAT NOT RAPE! THAT TENDER LOVE!

      1. Spudalicious

        You move too fast.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Gotta make the boner last.

      2. You crazy child.

      3. Trigger Hippie

        Don’t worry, I’ll ditch the gif soon. I just wanted to have my fun for a few weeks.

  2. COME ON IN, ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    1. Sean

      ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN

      That’s my user name on Minion Rush.

      1. FRIEND ZARDOZ TALK GOOD. LIKE YOU NAME.

      2. Donation Not Taxation

        Do you prefer to play Carl, Dave, Jerry, or Mel?

  3. MikeS

    To answer your question, SEA; it’s funny AF.

    1. THAT GOOD. SEA SMITH LIKE BE FUNNY!

    1. THAT NO FAIR! ONLY ONE MILE TO HOME. LET GO, SILLY POLICE!

      1. Sean

        She looks a bit like a trashy, ginger Kate Mara.

        Those sad eyes, I think she needs a corndog.

        1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

          Isn’t Kate already a ginger? Or, is that just what she does for movies.

          But, you are spot on in the association.

    2. Suthenboy

      Cant help but think of this classic:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT7IFcgTHXs

      1. SEA SMITH TOO!

      2. MikeS

        With prejudice

    3. Old Man With Candy

      Someone should have put that in links. Oh, wait…

      1. Spudalicious

        I’m not the only one who doesn’t read your links.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Your lips get tired after the fourth or fifth one anyway.

  4. MikeS

    I hope all the dads had an enjoyable day. It was raining here all day, so I basically just sat around drinking cheap beer, listening to the Twins lose and working on doing research for a little project. Just decided I get to dip into the good whiskey to celebrate Father’s Day.

    TMI;DR: Cheers, Dads!

  5. MikeS

    Sea,

    Have you ever “VISITED” the Titanic, or don’t you care for “dead fish”?

    Signed,
    Landlocked Lecher

    1. AFTER MOVIE, SEA SMITH GO LOOK. DUMB SHIP NO FUN. JUST DEAD. RAPED STERN, BECAUSE WAS THERE.

      1. Spudalicious

        So STEVE SMITH is a backdoor man?

        1. Spudalicious

          Make that, SEA SMITH. It’s so hard to tell them apart.

          1. MikeS

            Cryptist!!!11!!

          2. Trigger Hippie

            To be fair, once you’re bent over and at a cryptid’s mercy, they’re pretty much all the same.

  6. Nephilium

    I… I… I can’t even begin…

    *takes a breath*

    So, remember the Banana Splits TV show from the 70’s? They’re making it into a movie… a horror movie, closer to a Five Nights at Freddie’s type of thing.

    1. Spudalicious

      That could be so bad, that it becomes a cult classic.

      1. Rhywun

        Needs moar sharks.

        1. Sean

          Moar sharks.

          http://www.itsaturday.com/Jabberjaw-1976-1978

          Don’t mind me, I started drinking this afternoon.

          1. SEA SMITH THINK JABBERJAW FUNNY. BUT HE ALSO START DRINK AFTERNOON!

          2. MikeS

            They don’t have Hong Kong Phooey! What kind of a shitty, worthless site are thy running?

      2. Nephilium

        The problem is I think they’re aiming for that. That requires a very tight line to be walked in order to avoid falling into either bad or insulting. I mean you’ve got Stage Fright, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, and Zombeavers that I think hit it right. But there’s a lot more that failed.

        1. Sean

          Stan against evil. ?

          I can’t believe they didn’t do a season 4. ?

          1. Nephilium

            I was speaking of movies, I haven’t watched Stan Against Evil, but on TV you have to throw Ash vs Evil Dead on the good list as well.

          2. Sean

            I recommend Stan Against Evil. It was fun.

          3. Nephilium

            Just saw that it’s on Hulu, I’ve added it to my list.

        2. Suthenboy

          Zombeavers. I forgot about that one.

          The way you hit the mark is by putting in campy scenes that are visually striking. That usually isn’t in the script. There is the scene where the blonde tries to escape the beaver by jumping on a table and the carnivorous beaver leaps on the table between her legs. It is one of those “Wait, what? What did I just see? Did they really do that?” scenes. Get two or three of those in your film and you hit the bullseye. It has to be more than just bad and campy.

          1. Nephilium

            For me, Zombeavers won because the subverted a lot of the common tropes (such as the “slutty” character not dying first), sort of like how Scream and Cabin in the Woods spelled out the rules for those who weren’t that well versed in their horror films.

          2. Count Potato

            Then Final Destination reset it after Scream.

    2. Chafed

      I loved that show as a young kid. The writers, producers, and directors are monsters.

      1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

        I have to agree with ya, Chafed. I get why they made it, but, (No, Sir) I don’t like it.

  7. Raphael

    Thanks for the break-down, Sea Smith. Also Happy Father’s Day to you and the other father glibs/cryptids/Lovecraftian nightmares we have here.

    1. “Lovecraftian nightmares”

      HILLARY NOT FATHER! IT MOTHER OF A 1000 YOUNG.

      1. Raphael

        I assume that Janet Reno was the father for about…500 of them?

    1. Rhywun

      something something global cooling warming chaos

    2. YUMMY! BLOOM MAKE TASTY SNACK.

    3. Suthenboy

      I am getting old and my memory isn’t worth a damn but I do remember that some large percentage, more than 50%, of the earth’s crust is organic in origin. Most of that originated in a marine environment.

      I see the warmistas on par with believers in the various ancient earth-creation myths.

    1. Rhywun

      “queerness is incompatible with capitalism”

      I’ve said it a thousand times – a “queer” is just a tiresome leftist “activist”. So in a sense, that person is right.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Aren’t gays generally high income earners?

        1. Tejicano

          If some significant percentage of them weren’t high income earners San Francisco would probably be a gay desert.

        2. Rhywun

          In my experience, no difference from the general population.

          They do tend not to have kids, though, which is where I think that stereotype originated.

    2. Winston

      An SJW being an anticapitalist? Shocking!

  8. egould310

    TULIP REVIEW TALK ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT HOOMAN “BILLY IDOL”.

    I was listening to “Eyes Without A Face” today. What the fuck is that about? Like, eyes floating around? Optic nerves flapping in the breeze? His little rap at the end of the tune doesn’t help clarify anything.

    I love Gen X. But Billy Idol (hence my avatar) solo…oof.

    1. I highly recommend the Georges Grammy film.

      (Yes, that’s where Billy Idol got the title for his song.)

      1. Er, Georges Franju, goddamn auto-correct.

        1. Oh, eyes without a face.

          Here I always thought it was someone singing about how his face had been cut off, and now, “I’s without a face.”

          1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

            and now, “I’s without a face.”

            And now, for the eye roll….

          2. Tejicano

            Shouldn’t that be an I roll?

          3. Sir Digby (PBUH)

            Depends on your level of sophistication. I went with “Glibertarian level”….

            /ducks, runs

      2. Tulip

        He’s not a reliable narrator for a number of reasons

        1. egould310

          Mostly heroin.

          1. Tulip

            And cocaine, crack cocaine, ecstasy, alcohol, pot, hash…..

          2. Sean

            A well rounded diet!

        2. Tulip

          More than the drugs though. The whole book has my bullshit detector screaming. I’ll explain Thursday.

    2. egould310

      I love Gen X , hence my avatar.

    3. Tulip

      He says it came from a French nouvelle called Les Yeux sans Visage

      1. Did you even read my link? :-p

        1. Tulip

          Of course not, this is Glibertarians! 🙂

  9. Count Potato

    “Welcome to Trump Heights! Netanyahu names new settlement in occupied Golan for the president – and yes, there’s even a golf course

    The sign was decorated with the Israeli and U.S. flags and planted on a patch of synthetic grass.

    Israel captured the Golan from Syria in a 1967 war and later annexed and settled it – moves not accepted by most world powers, who deem it to be occupied Syrian territory.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147553/Israel-launches-Trump-Heights-Golan-construction-lag.html

    Most of these world powers. World powers? They’re nothing. A bunch of haters and losers. That’s who deem it occupied. Of course, it’s occupied. How could you be there if it’s not occupied? You know. They should have gone for real grass. I know grass. Real grass. The best grass.

    1. Raphael

      Okay, so assuming they are correct, the land should be rightfully owned by Bahsar al-Assad and his government. Oh, wait, I thought those “world powers” were opposed to him for reasons.

    2. J. Frank Parnell

      Clear violation of the Logan Act, now he’ll be impeached for sure.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Lol. That never gets old.

  10. Count Potato

    “‘She’s jumping on the queer bandwagon and trying to capitalize off it’: Music fans BLAST Taylor Swift for her new Pride-themed anthem and accuse the ‘corporate’ star of exploiting gay culture for cash”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147031/Music-fans-accuse-Taylor-Swift-exploiting-gay-culture-new-Pride-themed-single.html

    Oh no, not exploiting culture for cash.

    1. Trigger Hippie

      What’s this pop culture you speak of? I remember something about some weird fucker painting a soup can or some such shit awhile back but that’s about all.

    2. Rhywun

      The “queer bandwagon” has a rusty undercarriage and 3 flat tires.

    3. Sean

      Last I heard, a year or two ago, I had a cousin working on her tour. I haven’t spoken to him in forever though.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      I think it will take more than some random attempted shaming to goad T Swizzle into releasing video of her carpet munching.

      1. AlmightyJB

        How much more?

      2. Suthenboy

        I’d watch that.

      3. Raphael

        What would it take? I’m willing to pay the price.

      4. Sean

        *pledges $10*

        1. AlmightyJB

          *matches Sean’s $10*

        2. You are all overlooking the very important question of just whom‘s carpet she is munching.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Why?

          2. Tejicano

            “They’re all the same from the waist down” – Ben Franklin

          3. AlmightyJB

            Not anymore

          4. Raphael

            +1 Girl Wood

          5. AlmightyJB

            That’s why you get your knob gobbled before her pants come off.

    5. Tejicano

      I haz confyooz. I thought we were all supposed to celebrate this diversity. So now we have to modulate how we celebrate it too?

    6. straffinrun

      The song is called, “You Need to Calm Down”. Something something timeline.

    1. Suthenboy

      ?

      1. Caput Lupinum

        Its a meme. It comes from a particularly tone deaf moment in a video game.

      2. Count Potato

        When someone gets banned from Twitter, people press the F key to pay respects (it’s originally from the video game Call of Duty).

        1. Count Potato

          Come to think of it, more than half the people I used to read have been banned in the past year, and many others rarely post anymore to avoid being banned.

    2. Lackadaisical

      Meta

    3. DOOMco

      F

        1. Spudalicious

          Z

          1. Rhywun

            Pissed Fez 2 got cancelled.

          2. CPRM

            Fuck That 70s show, but +1 Doctor

  11. AlmightyJB

    Climate Change

    “Just how wide is the chasm between the actual economics research and the media treatment of these issues?”

    https://fee.org/articles/the-economics-of-climate-change-what-universities-wont-teach-college-students/

    1. Rhywun

      Yep, that is a good point, that if you read their own damn data, you realize the whole thing is a gigantic fraud.

      1. Lackadaisical

        You mean we shouldn’t spend 100 trillion dollars to prevent 100 billion dollars of damages?

      2. AlmightyJB

        Like everything else politicized, it’s all about power. Everything they want to do about climate change are things they wanted to do before climate change.

        1. CPRM

          We have always been at war with East Asia dealing with climate change.

        2. The Bearded Hobbit

          Everything they want to do about climate change are things they wanted to do before climate change.

          Ed Zachary, Exhibit A: Patriot Act that was waiting for 9/11 to happen.

          Any reason to grab power.

    1. Raphael

      The problem is that voters are now actively hostile to the project. Instead of widening the circle of concern, most Americans want the U.S. to simply look after itself.

      Did this guy forget that a good number of Americans weren’t on board with the whole League of Nations idea/Wilsonian foreign policy and that was just 100 years ago?

      Also what a terrible travesty that Americans are more concerned about the various issues in their own country that can more likely affect their day-to-day life.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Yes, because America’s Foreign Policy was so intelligent before.

    3. Rhywun

      We need a leader who can grapple with failures like Iraq, build a younger, credible leadership class and embody an optimism that pulls us out of the dark spiral.

      Need I say it?

      What an idiot.

      1. AlmightyJB

        You mean that leader wasn’t Obama?

      2. Winston

        It is David Brooks, what do you expect?

  12. Nephilium

    Anyone interested in weighing in on this IP dispute?

    Widow Of Tattoo Legend ‘Sailor Jerry’ Sues Rum Distillers

    1. AlmightyJB

      There has to be more than one Sailer Jerry.

    2. Meh, you don’t own your name, likeness, or reputation, someone wants to name a drink or novel or whorehouse after you and you were a teetotalling illiterate virgin, tough shit. Free speech and what not.

      1. Count Potato

        Chasing Amy lied to me.

      2. Nephilium

        You could argue fraud if you assumed it was linked to the estate. From some preliminary reading, it sounds like an LLC was started (by his students/proteges) that bought the rights to his art, tattoo designs and the like.

        1. Don’t know why fraud would be contingent on what someone else assumed, you either make a false claim ‘X endorses this product’ or you don’t “Here is a product with X’s face on it” If people are too lazy to bother with caveat emptor that ain’t my problem.

          1. CPRM

            How can you own your body but not your face?

          2. You own your actual face* not pictorial representations of it. “Ceci n’est pas une pipe.”

            *unless, of course, you sell your face in some Nic Cage/ John Travolta-esque transplant scenario, but then they still only own the physical face.

          3. CPRM

            So, an actor that gets Bowfingered has no recourse?

          4. Never watched that movie and the trailer doesn’t explain what you mean by ‘Bowfingered’ so I’m just going to go ahead and say No. An actor who gets ‘Bowfingered” has no recourse. None what so ever.

          5. CPRM

            The say Eddie Murphy’s movie star character stars in the movie, but he turns them down, so they find a look alike (also played by Eddie Murphy), ok. But then they Manipulate events in (movie star character) Eddie Murphy’s life to recreate scenes from the movie so they secretly record him, and still bill him as starring in the film. (that’s the plan anyway, hi-jinks ensue)

          6. Spudalicious

            What if you only have eyes, and don’t have a face?

          7. What like Marty Feldman?

          8. blackjack

            prolly this.

    3. CPRM

      If he dead, any claim to IP not copyrighted or TM goes public domain. Those other two can secure rights after passage, but the rights to thoughs not not covered become part of the commons.

      1. Nephilium

        Sailor Jerry died back in 1973, the LLC was formed in 1999.

        1. CPRM

          So, then any non-protected IP, including his likeness and name, went public in 1973

          1. blackjack

            Yeah, fuck that guy’s survivors. Hey, can I sue because they called that card game the same name as me? That’d be great, like a Dire Straights song…

          2. CPRM

            So, how long would you protect likeness rights that weren’t protected? Can we no longer paint a velvet Elvis? What about a portrait of Thomas Jefferson? Or do we all need to pay royalties to King Tut’s heirs?

          3. blackjack

            Depends, fat old Elvis or young skinny Elvis?

          4. blackjack

            Basically, nuthin’ but a hound dog or caught in a trap?

          5. CPRM

            Any Elvis, but I was thinking Bubba Ho-Tep when that example hit mauh brain.

          6. Don Escaped Texas

            Harry doesn’t seem to care

          7. Grumbletarian

            He’s got a daytime job, he’s doing alright.

          8. Sean

            Leo knocked that cover out of the park. Of course, I credit Mary with making it extra awesome.

  13. Winston

    https://www.worldpoliticsreview.com/podcast/27946/can-liberal-democracy-meet-the-new-challenges-it-faces

    Around the world, political debates are increasingly being shaped around social and cultural issues rather than questions of policy.

    Increasingly?

    1. AlmightyJB

      By Liberal Democracy, they mean Aristocracy and they should look Marie Antoinette.

  14. Winston

    https://www.aier.org/article/stay-alive-liberalism-must-reject-welfarism-and-socialism

    Shorter Jeff Tucker: Liberal elites must reject the last 100 years and give up money and power. Good luck convincing them Jeff.

    1. AlmightyJB

      So we’re not going to let women vote anymore?

    2. tarran

      That’s not what he said Winston. Either you are a liar or too stupid to understand a basic thesis.

      His thesis is literally the title of his article.

      Now you coukd argue thst the liberal elites are doomed because they will never do what he is telling the they must.

      But that would require intelligence coupled with intellectusl integrity… and that’s not how you roll.

      Far easier to mock a man who has done more for the cause of freedom than a whiner like you vould accomplish in a thousand lifetimes by misstating his ideas and dancing around the strawman pyre.

      1. Winston

        My point was that liberals have been welfarist and socialist for the last 100 years or thereabout (Spencer was complaining about this in the 1880s) so telling them to give them that up will be difficult. And it would require them to give up money and power which elites have been very reluctant to do so historically. It will be difficult hence he will need lots of luck.

      2. SP

        /raised eyebrow to remind Glibs of basic civility expected

  15. CPRM

    Since it’s father’s day, I left Magnum Force playing on the TV even though I didn’t feel like watching it, so his ghost can enjoy it. I’ll call up Coast to Coast AM tonight when I’m even drunker to talk about it.

    1. I got my dad a Bota Box of Riesling. Can’t be any worse than the Pink Moscato he bought. :vomit:

      1. Akira

        I’m not a super-duper sophisticated wine guy (I usually just get Cavit Pinot Grigio) but I enjoyed the Bota Box Merlot. Plus, I like the convenience of tapping off a glass throughout the week without having to worry about the rest of it becoming oxidized and unpleasant to drink.

        1. DOOMco

          I just chug it from the bag nozzle.

      2. My wife used to work for the wine company that makes Bota Box. Supposedly it’s pretty decent wine inside, and the packaging appeals to environment-conscious millennials. They sell millions of cases a year of the stuff.

        1. I really wish more of the moderately-priced stuff you can find in magnums were sold in boxes, too. I believe they do it in Europe.

        2. Old Man With Candy

          I’ve had a few examples of it and they were sound and drinkable. Perfect for cooking, mixers, or chugging. Scholle came up with the packaging.

    2. KSuellington

      Cheers to your dad CP. He had good taste in movies. All the Dirty Harry films were pretty darn good. And they make me nostalgic for an SF that no longer exists.

  16. I’m waiting for a brine to cool down before adding to some cucumbers for fridge pickles. ???

    1. CPRM

      My grandma always made fridge pickles. I never didn’t usually eat them because unless you were there when she made them you never knew how damn long that ice cream pale was in the back of the fridge. But when they were fresh I liked them, wish I had the recipe.

      1. Tulip

        It’s not your grandma’s recipe, but here are some ideas https://glibertarians.com/2019/05/i-can-pickle-that/

        1. CPRM

          Yeah, read it. No, I lament more not getting that recipe, as well as losing my butcher grandfathers farmer’s sausage recipe.

          1. blackjack

            My grandpa used to make the world’s greatest lasagna from scratch. As in, flour, pork, tomatos, garlic etc. He’d grind up the sausages and spice it, press the pasta, the only thing he didn’t do was make the cheese (he might have done that too, at an earlier time.) I make it pretty good, but I buy premade stuff for a lot of it. Grandpa Jack was like the movie Goodfellas, with the razor blade cut garlic. Spoiled me for all other Italian food for life.

          2. SP

            I would have liked Grandpa Jack.

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Just put some hams from the biggest wild pig I’ve ever seen into a brine. Had to cut each ham into the parts. Next week into the smoker.

      1. KSuellington

        Did you shoot it yourself?

        1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          My dad did. We saw only one pig and given that he was paying for the hunt I let him take the first shot. We were over in the East Bay hills.

          1. KSuellington

            I’ve hunted pigs on public land but am interested in paying for a pig hunt at this point due to severely limited time. What was the operation? Do you recommend it?

          2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

            Google “pig hunt Castro Valley”. It’s not cheap, but it’s close by. We’ve always got something there, usually on the smaller side, but that’s easier to butcher. Bring warm clothes, because when the fog comes in, it’s freezing up on those ridges.

          3. KSuellington

            Thanks J, I will check it out.

  17. Don Escaped Texas

    Woodland wins US Open

    The Fox commentary, as always, stank. They talked about stillbirths, contradicted each other, mis-characterized ball flights, and, worst of all, had a little chat with Jim Nance about how bad they had been in previous years.

    1. LJW

      I’ve always liked CBS coverage. Maybe just nostalgia, from watching it growing up.

      1. Raphael

        Excellent Eurotrip gif. Vinnie Jones was a riot in that movie.

        1. KSuellington

          Yup, funny movie and Vinnie Jones steals every scene he is in. He rocked in Lock, Stock as well.

        2. LJW

          One of my favorites and easily the most underrated comedy of the early 2000s

          1. Trigger Hippie

            Shhh!….Scotty doesn’t know.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        CBS

        Nance is my boy: U Houston.

        Summerall was smooth, fellow Southerner, inoffensive. Venturi was much above average.

        Not CBS: Peter Alice, much respect.

  18. Winston

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/ndp-singh-health-policy-federal-election-1.5175899

    The NDP will be the first Canadian federal party to unveil an election platform that promises to drastically expand Canada’s health care system to include, not just pharmacare, but mental, dental, eye and hearing coverage for all citizens.

    NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh unveiled the platform in Hamilton on Sunday. CBC was given an early look at the platform.

    The party promises to reform Canada’s health-care system to fund a whole new suite of services, just as the Liberals are looking at creating a national drug plan. On Wednesday, a Liberal government-appointed advisory council called for a $15-billion single-payer pharmacare plan and the federal health minister says Ottawa is considering next steps.

    ….

    Commit to fully and equitably fund health education and other services in Indigenous communities.
    Create an action plan to prevent suicide.
    Cap and reduce tuition fees and student loan interest, with an eventual goal of free post-secondary education.
    Ban unpaid internships.
    Introduce federal incentives for zero-emissions automobiles and prioritize cars made in Canada.
    Invest $1 billion in affordable childcare in 2020.
    Focus on revitalizing industries like forestry, fisheries and agriculture.
    Put a price cap on cellphone and internet bills, and introduce a telecommunications bill of rights.
    Close tax loopholes and introduce a one per cent “wealth tax” on personal earnings over $20 million.
    Increase access to public transit, including along rural routes cut off by Greyhound service discontinuation.
    Power Canada with net carbon-free electricity by 2030.
    Ban single-use plastics.
    End veteran homelessness.
    Launch a basic income pilot project.
    Strengthen the air passenger bill of rights.
    Create an affordable housing plan that includes construction of more low-cost and co-operative housing across the country.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      hearing

      How to spend 10k CAD on every Canuck for zero improvement in lifestyle.

      The only thing worse than being deaf is putting up with hearing aid charlatons.

    2. Grumbletarian

      Basic income, new/higher taxes, and price controls. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

      1. CPRM

        Whycome no pirate Pete jokes, but always the Cotton…

  19. Winston

    https://www.alternet.org/2019/06/a-historian-explains-why-2019-marks-the-beginning-of-the-next-74-year-cycle-of-american-history/

    The rise of Donald Trump is not an isolated phenomenon as similar leaders have come to power in much of the world in the past couple of years. This has occurred due to the technological revolution and the climate change crisis. Both trends have convinced many that the post-1945 liberal world order is no longer the solution to global issues and that authoritarian leadership is required to deal with the economic and security challenges that the world faces. Charismatic figures claim to have the solutions to constant crisis by stirring racism, nativism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, misogyny, and xenophobia

    ….

    As America was fortunate to have George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Franklin D. Roosevelt in earlier moments of turmoil and crisis, the question now is who can rise to the occasion and save American prosperity and the Constitution from the authoritarian challenge presented by Donald Trump

    D to save us charismatic authoritarians we need TOP MEN?

    1. Winston

      *So to save us from charismatic authoritarians*

    2. Old Man With Candy

      Climate change brings us Donald Trump. Check.

      1. Rhywun

        That doesn’t pass the smell test even by Alternet’s “standards”.

    3. Lackadaisical

      Because Abe, Frank and George didn’t have an authoritarian bone in their body…

      1. Winston

        I’m surprised that they say that a slaveowner like Washington was a TOP MAN.

    4. Akira

      the authoritarian challenge presented by Donald Trump

      Naturally, no specifics are given about how he has exceeded the authoritarian tendencies of previous presidents.

  20. Don Escaped Texas

    Trump machine gets rids of pollsters

    because they were right?

    because they were wrong? (bonus: this is the option that means Trump might not be an unpunctuated liar)

  21. commodious spittoon

    Octopus Girl to join Lobster Girl?

    (NSFW. And maybe cursed.)

    1. CPRM

      Purple nail polish?! You sick fuck!

  22. CPRM

    A gag in Buying the Cow SP surely doesn’t find funny. And if she laughs, OMWC can call her a hypocrite.

    1. commodious spittoon

      That’s great.

      1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

        I see so much potential in using the ‘spider-man’ stuff, if Deadpool should actually be teamed up with Spidey (which is being seriously considered–so I hear).

  23. Lachowsky

    Fathers day. https://imgur.com/gallery/0y6PlmY

    Hello Glibs from the panhandle of America’s wang.

    1. CPRM

      That man is exposing ‘is breast! To a child!

    2. The Bearded Hobbit

      Me and daughter #2

      https://imgur.com/a/O4QXTE5

      1. Lachowsky

        That one looks brand new.

        1. The Bearded Hobbit

          Me and daughter #1

          https://imgur.com/a/RrCXm9M

  24. CPRM

    I finally got my side project at work to work. We can now play around with the software that will run everything before it actually does. I, a part-time employee had to take the initiative to do this. Yeah, no idea why the company might be failing.

    1. Rhywun

      You sound like just the kind of go-getter who can take the bull by the horns and provide synergistic competencies there.

      1. CPRM

        Nah, I like being drunk. Shove it up your ass! Unless you like that, then don’t.

        1. Rhywun

          I don’t but thanks for asking.

          1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

            Well, he didn’t actually ask. Then again, CPRM is a ‘warm drunk’–not belligerent at all.

          2. CPRM

            I’ll prefer to take that as a compliment, which I abhor, so fuck you! (also, I replied to your email, in case you haven’t seen it yet)

          3. Sir Digby (PBUH)

            I have.

            I feel like I should put more in this reply. Like, “How do?”, or some such.

            But, yes, I got it, and I’m glad you approve.

          4. CPRM

            Sorry I’ve been up since 3am CT, now 10:14 CT. Had WELL over a baker’s dozen beers. I think I kneed to bail out.

          5. CPRM

            I like to be curtious AND honest.

  25. Yusef of Ganjastan

    My latest diorama, I call it kittah in motel,,

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/2iDqcm8aPrCjS2iF6

    1. Rhywun

      Aww… xe looks content.

      1. Yusef of Ganjastan

        She’s 20, and travels well, I am glad…Kittah!!!

        1. Rhywun

          Wow! Senior kitty. I dread the thought of even moving mine for a third time. They *hate* it. They’re around 13. I want to move, though.

          1. Yusef of Ganjastan

            6 times in 6 weeks, she knows when its time, doesnt get left, Kittah!

          2. Yusef of Ganjastan

            and, we got her the little bed for traveling, shes old and not used to this, so we help kittah

          3. Rhywun

            I love that little bed – want to find that at my pet shop. I’ve got big ones that date back to ten years ago when they actually tolerated each other enough to share one, instead of hissing and spitting at each other all day every day now.

    2. Raphael

      Adorable cat and nice bed she’s got there.

      1. Yusef of Ganjastan

        Tough old lady, get off her lawn1

      2. Sir Digby (PBUH)

        I agree with Raph, but, will do so from across the street.

        No need in riling up kitty.

    3. Chafed

      Great work. It’s super realistic.

      1. Rhywun

        Horning in on Banjos’ turf.

    1. Rhywun

      stand on women being a protected class

      Sexual orientation is a protected class in Minnesota.

      *sigh* I don’t see how any of that is relevant. There are perfectly valid arguments to stop men from killing women’s sports without resorting to that nonsense.

      1. Chafed

        Absolutely. But they appear to be making a valid point in as much as two protected classes are in conflict over the same thing.

  26. Akira

    Does anyone else get bored, lonely, and discontented on Sunday evenings? Other than Monday morning, it’s my least favorite time of the week. All my friends are crapped out for the night, nothing is open anywhere, and I’m just sitting at home all alone with the knowledge that I have to go back to work tomorrow.

    1. Raphael

      Yep, I’ve never liked Sunday evenings. Reminds me of when I had to get dropped off at my house after spending the day and having a good time at my Dad’s.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Wow. If that doesn’t just nail it. Mom’s calmed down a good deal since all of her children split years ago, but life with her after the divorce, even part time, was stressful and a bummer.

    2. The Bearded Hobbit

      Sorry. Retired.

      Weekends just mean that the stores are more crowded and there are more tourists.

    3. Sir Digby (PBUH)

      I’m torn between liking and not liking. It’s dead at work (yay), but you lot do tend to kinda crap out.

      Except for those of you who don’t! No, you’re great.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Me too. Get to think of about all the stuff I didn’t take care of this weekend, and what I did is now water under the bridge. And the work treadmill starts in the morning.

    4. Tejicano

      When I was single and living in the US Sunday nights were the time for reloading or working on guns/cars, or maybe hit the gym – if I didn’t have a date lined up.

      After marriage/before kids – usually dinner and watch a movie with the wife.

      Maybe you need a hobby?

    5. Chafed

      For me it’s a little anxious and discontent. I realize what I didn’t get done over the weekend and how much lies ahead during the week.

      1. dbleagle

        Sunday evenings during the NFL season are the time to catch up on the highlights. This time of year it is time for a last swim at night with a cocktail. Of course it is still almost an hour and a half until sunset so reading is in order.

      2. Sir Digby (PBUH)

        what I didn’t get done over the weekend

        Is that typically a lot? Or, is it more a case of, “::sigh:: there’s always something”?

        Or, both.

        1. Chafed

          It varies. Usually it’s minor things and there’s always something.

          1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

            Ah. Well, at least “minor things”.

            Also, see below.

    6. If anything, I may get a bit discontented because I don’t want the weekend to end. Usually I’m finishing up meal prep for the week and going to bed as soon as my responsibilities are over. I often spend a lot of Sunday evening on the back deck, which is my happy place.

    1. Chafed

      That’s the only Zerohedge article I’ve seen that didn’t have Antisemitic comments in the first twenty.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Huh, really? I wasn’t aware they had that reputation.

        1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

          “Uhh, I think you mean (((they)) have that reputation.”

          /zerohedge commenters

          1. Trigger Hippie

            Ahhh, it’s always (((them)))), isn’t it?

          2. Sir Digby (PBUH)

            They seem to thinks so. I do, too, but for much different reasons.

  27. Yusef of Ganjastan

    For those who may care, We dropeed my son from the Caravan, he found a women of the night, became enamoured, and expected me to pay for her and her expenses, not happeneing.. After some whining from him, we got out, Free! the handicapped wife got into the the Big Van with minimal issues, and we are on the road!
    Well, right now we are in Hesperia Ca, waiting….

    1. Raphael

      Hope y’all have a pleasant time in Hesperia and whew, hope things work out for your son and the nice lady.

      1. Yusef of Ganjastan

        not sure if snark, FUCK my son and his little whore,Hesperia happens to be a nice middle ground or my work, but the /wife and I are OK,
        Thanks!

        1. Raphael

          There was a touch of snark for the male spawn and companion. Glad you and your wife are okay and hope the situtation settles down!

  28. Chafed

    My girls gave me a Bottle Breacher for Father’s Day. Best gift I’ve ever received.

    1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

      As seen on Shark Tank???

      1. Chafed

        Yes sir. We watched the episode a few months ago and I kept commenting on what a great idea it is. Daughter 1 paid attention and filed it away for today.

        1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

          Interesting product.

          In that vein, they once had someone who designed light-up window stickers for cars. I think they were somewhat available at that point, and I think they got a deal on the show…never seen them in a store. Not that I was chomping at the bit for one so much as I wanted to see it in person and give it a once-over.

          Anyway, Happy Dad day to you (and to all other dads). I’m glad you got something you like.

  29. Sir Digby (PBUH)
  30. Trigger Hippie

    Does anyone else think his take on this is completely bass-ackwards? Can he really believe that the majority of the public in a tightly contested congressional district or vote for a Senate seat wants another year of this shitshow parade of dems clinging to an issue that is now largely in the public’s eye resolved? I tend to believe impeachment proceedings would be political suicide for the House dems. Or am I the one misreading the political landscape here?

    https://mobile.twitter.com/RWPUSA/status/1140246614747037701

    1. Trigger Hippie

      The comments are gold too. You can almost hear them fapping to this over the interwebz.

      1. Sir Digby (PBUH)

        Well, it is an echo chamber. There are going to be ‘plenty’ of people who want and expect to see this happen. It’s about their particular brand of authority getting elected, so that we can have Nirvana, or, Utopia…I forget what the name of the place will be.

        As to what constitutes ‘plenty’…your guess is as good as mine. It seems to me that the Left is far more vocal about these things, given that they are so invested in government as a hole whole. Their whole shtick is growing government at levels in bigger and newer directions.

        So, fuck ’em.

      2. Sean

        Republicans have held on to the Senate through gerrymandering

        -Terri Taylor

        LOL, WUT?

    2. Rhywun

      It’s bizarro-world stuff. The GOP might be stupid but they’re not going to impeach Trump. Especially not when Trump is sitting on about a thousand tweets that will expose the Dems for the shit they tried to pull in 2016.

  31. Sir Digby (PBUH)

    See–Sunday night/Monday morning, and pfffft. Quiet as a Mississippi library up in here.

  32. l0b0t

    I think my BiF shipment got nicked from my porch. Federal Express says they dropped it off on the porch last Thursday. I was home at the time they claim to have left it and nobody rang the bell. Federal Express investigation Division will call later today. But I’m thirsty now… shit.

    1. Damn that sucks, hope they just got confused, did you check with the neighbors?

      1. l0b0t

        Yeah, nobody saw anything. Sigh…