Monday Afternoon Links

Howdy, Glibs. I hope the fathers among you were properly respected by your spawn yesterday, and that no new discoveries of extant children were in the offering. Its the dog days of summer here, and I wish I were anywhere but at this computer.

Here’s some really cool-looking Soviet-era tech that I would not be brave enough to ride in.

Ernst & Young’s UK branch scrapped degree-requirements for entry-level jobs. More like this in the US, please.

OMWC shared the opinion from Gamble v. US which is rage-inducing, except for Justice Gorsuch’s stellar dissent. An excerpt:

Viewed from the perspective of an ordinary reader of the Fifth Amendment, whether at the time of its adoption or in our own time, none of this can come as a surprise. Imagine trying to explain the Court’s separate sovereigns rule to a criminal defendant, then or now. Yes, you were sentenced to state prison for being a felon in possession of a firearm. And don’t worry—the State can’t prosecute you again. But a federal prosecutor can send you to prison again for exactly the same thing. What’s more, that federal prosecutor may work hand-in-hand with the same state prosecutor who already went after you. They can share evidence and discuss what worked and what didn’t the first time around. And the federal prosecutor can pursue you even if you were acquitted in the state case. None of that offends the Constitution’s plain words protecting a person from being placed “twice . . . in jeopardy of life or limb” for “the same offence.” Really?

Manic Neo-Nazi Dreamgirl pilloried for cashing in on queer bandwagon. Oh wait, it wasn’t her white supremacist fans who are doing the hating…

Best of Taylor Swift hailed as Aryan goddess by neo Nazis

Oh shit, Lenny got shot by an off-duty cop. George is gonna be sad he didn’t get to send him to the farm with the rabbits.

Going old-school today, but not older-than-me school

Comments

307 responses to “Monday Afternoon Links”

  1. Yusef of Ganjastan

    rope roads are for squirrels….

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      STEVE SMITH MAKE RAPE ROADS

      1. Yusef of Ganjastan

        But why no first?

      2. pan fried wylie

        Good, I’ve been waiting for the sequel to Fury Road.

  2. Sensei

    I’ve been studiously avoiding reading about that shooting. Nice that the parents got shot too.

    1. Reminds me of the caretaker that got shot because a severely autistic adult was holding his favorite toy truck in such a manner that the cops thought it was a gun (?!). At least no one died in that exchange.

    2. Enough About Palin

      BUT THEY WERE GROCERY SHOPPING!!!

      And the cop made it home safely.

  3. Mad Scientist

    “Pride in one’s own race is a normal and healthy sentiment.”

    Sure, for a collectivist.

  4. peachy rex

    There are disadvantages to multi layered government.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      And advantages. Dual sovereignty keeps CA from dictating how the people in MO should live

      1. Tonio

        Unless a state decides to join that stupid National Popular Vote Compact thingy.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Christ, that thing is cancer.

          But, still, dual sovereignty is what allows MO to have lax gun laws, while CA has strict gun laws. There are more advantages to a federal system than disadvantages, I think, on the whole.

          1. Tonio

            Also, it’s a totally safe bet for CA and NY – they aren’t going to get outvoted. The squarey, empty, flyovery states not so much.

            I wonder if the citizens of those Compact states could sue on the grounds of disenfranchisement?

      2. Drake

        Haven’t read NY insurance regulations? If you want to do business in NY, you have to follow their rules everywhere. Most companies form subsidiaries that only operate in NY.

    2. Tonio

      Why do we need a federal Department of Education when each of the several states has its own DoEd, AND all the counties and cities have school boards as well? Not to mention that there is nothing in the constitution which requires, or even allows, congress to meddle in the education of schoolchildren.

      1. Winston

        Why do we need a federal Department of Education

        We can thank Teachers Unions and Jimmy Carter.

        Not to mention that there is nothing in the constitution which requires, or even allows, congress to meddle

        Are you serious?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          We can really thank Reagan who campaigned on the issue and then promptly forgot about it once in office.

        2. We can thank Teachers Unions and Jimmy Carter

          While Jimmy did split off education into its own Department, It was part of another before and was doing al the same shit, all Jimmy did was change the name, probably grew it but I’d wager it was going to grow under the old department as well.

          1. Winston

            If you want to get technical you can blame it on FDR, Eisenhower and the Radical Republicans as well.

          2. Homple

            Once upon a time there was the Department of Health, Education and Welfare–the Progressive’s trifecta. At the same time was the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms–the rednecks’ Holy Trinity.

            The latter has added “Explosives” to its scope and name, so now it’s the Department of Hold My Beer.

        3. MikeS

          Didn’t Nixon have a hand in it, too? Or am I thinking something else. NEA maybe?

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      There are disadvantages to multi layered government.

      My social studies teacher explicitly said it was more like a marble cake.

  5. The Other Kevin

    Pride in one’s own race is a normal and healthy sentiment.*

    *Some restrictions apply. Not valid in all states.

    1. Sorry, Tennessee.

  6. Tonio

    “Manic Neo-Nazi Dreamgirl”

    Worst chatroom, ever.

  7. The Other Kevin

    To celebrate Father’s Day, I spent some of my weekend at hockey camp. I’m happy to report that at 47, I can still keep up with those high school and college whipper snappers.

    1. Tonio

      Geezer strong! Srsly, go TOK.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        No, Zillenials are that weak.

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.

      1. I believe it’s “Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence and a Bad Haircut”.

        1. Fourscore

          I got the bad haircut like PJ said. Oh, wait, he meant…

  8. RE: Dubble Jepurrdee.

    Well now, I guess we’ll just have to create separated jurisdictions for city, county, zip code, census block, lat/long sector…

    Think of how much we can fuck with someone!

    *pops massive erection*

    /prosecutor

  9. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    The same people who once yelled “bake the cake” to a private baker and now yell “freedom of association” about multinational companies that do the bidding of the Chinese and EU governments, are now yelling “freedom of association” for colleges. I mean, does no one else find it hilarious that “freedom of association” only seems to ever apply to large quasi-government institutions and never to small private businesses?

    My dream is that these confused people soon start screaming “freedom of association” about banks who refuse to do business with gun manufacturers and individual baddies. Please do it. I need the laughs.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I could’ve sworn that companies aren’t supposed to have first amendment rights all.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        If they are large multinational companies that are promoting “right thought” they have “freedom of association”. Thems the rules or something.

        I honestly want to know when left-wing protesters held these seminars where they introduced their ill-educated rabbles about the concept of “freedom of association”. It’s like they all discovered a new word and they want to use it incorrectly constantly

        1. pan fried wylie

          No, YOURE a freedomofassociation!

    2. Winston

      Reminds of how Lenin defended freedom of association as long as it allowed him to purge his opponents in the days before Red October

  10. Donation Not Taxation

    “Corona police said the officer was holding his child while shopping Friday when he was assaulted ‘without provocation’ by Kenneth French, 32. The officer, whose name was not released, fired, killing French and wounding French’s parents, Russell and Paola.”
    Well, as long as the police could concluded so quickly that one of their own was blameless. Is it just me or does it seem to take more time when the shooter is not a government employee?

    1. The Other Kevin

      No, I think they declare such people guilty just as quickly.

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Giving your comment some thought, I think you might be right, but I am not sure, about cases where the video stays non-public. I am not so sure whether I agree or disagree about cases when the video gets out while the case is still considered news.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      I think you may have it the other way around. If the cop clearly committed manslaughter (I’m being generous) the tactic might be to draw on the internal investigation so as to let it get forgotten in the news cycle. Once they are certain nobody will notice, they will put out a statement on their press release website stating they found no evidence of wrongdoing.

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    Another added: ‘Swift jumped on the bandwagon of commercializing Pride only when it was safe to do so. Where was she five years ago? Ten? No Taylor Swift fan owns an album by an LGBT artist or even knows what GLAAD is’.

    It’s hater’s gonna hate all the way down.

    1. I agree with what Bill said a couple of days ago: the only way to win the social media outrage world is not to play. The instant you engage with these lunatics, you’re admitting that their points are worth responding to. They need to be treated as “not even wrong” and not worthy of acknowledgment in any way.

      1. The Other Kevin

        ^ This. You’re not signalling strong enough, your timing was off, you’re not doing it the right way… there are 1000 ways to do it wrong and no clear way to do it right.

      2. grrizzly

        It only works if you have fuck you money.

        For the rest of us — this:

        The bottom line is that Kevin Poulsen, one of The Daily Beast’s contributing editors, decided to embark on writing a 2,000 word hit piece on a relatively harmless private citizen, who happened to be very vocally pro-Trump, for the crime of mocking a politician that the head honchos at The Daily Beast happened to favor. The piece, mind you, didn’t just name him — or reveal his occupation or his age. No, it went into great detail and exposed some very embarrassing personal information, from comprehensively detailing his criminal history to dredging up a year-old Instagram post, which Poulsen summarily judged as “featur[ing] misogyny,” to describe the content of his disagreements with an ex-girlfriend.

        1. bacon-magic

          Sickening. They don’t realize or care what they’ve done to journalism.

          1. It’s in its death throes.

            Online journalism will never be respected.

            Dead tree journalism is in hospice care right now (do you know a single person under the age of 40 who gets a paper? I don’t.)

            Network news is almost as bad off as the dead trees.

            Cable news will turn into more and more of an echo chamber and will lose influence over anyone who doesn’t already agree.

            Until the end game though, it’ll be ugly.

          2. bacon-magic

            ^^^

          3. SP

            I get the little weekly 16-page dead tree newspaper from my hometown so I can keep up with what’s happening back there.

          4. pan fried wylie

            sounds like a newsletter

          5. The Bearded Hobbit

            Our little local is about the same, bi-monthly. I always skip over the opinion pages.

          6. The Bearded Hobbit

            Semi monthly.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      She’s definitely not Out of the Woods yet.

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      I’m sure she’ll be able to shake it off.

      1. Enough About Palin
    4. SDF-7

      Well crap — guess I have to delete either Red or all the PSB albums off my NAS now. Dangnabbit.

  12. Mentioned by me upthread, here’s a wonderful nut punch related to the Costco shooting.

    http://archive.is/bTI4d

    Fortunately no one died in this exchange.

    Government-sanctioned mobsters, that’s all they are.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Also happened 3 years ago.

      The most recent nutpunch is when the officer was found not guilty. https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/03/15/north-miami-police-officer-jury-deliberation-jonathan-aledda-attempted-manslaughter-autistic-man/

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        “He (Aledda) had a life-and-death situation. He thought without question that Mr. Kinsey was going to die, be shot and murdered,” Hartman told the jury of five men and one woman.

        So Aledda shot Mr. Kinsey to get the process going.

      2. The real problem here are the cop-sucking juries that never hold these assholes accountable; assuming they even get charged with anything. Short of a cop running up the street indiscriminately shooting everything that moves while screaming “I’m gonna murder all you motherfuckers!” they *always* get the benefit of about a billion doubts.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          You act like they wouldn’t be given the benefit of the doubt if they did that.

          “A police union official was quoted as saying ‘The officer’s statement was irrelevant and was made during the stress of the situation. The officer reasonably feared for his life, and therefore the shootings of the 18 month old individual and his chihuahua puppy were justified’”

  13. The Late P Brooks

    I laid this egg in the dead corpse of the AM lynx. I’ll try again.

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.[1]

    “Abridging the freedom of speech.”

    It seems to me this would prohibit Congress from making it illegal to say, “NO.”

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      You forgot about Article F, Section Y, Paragraph T, Clause W.

      1. Tonio

        [golf clap]

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        That’s that how they write those subheadings…

        Wait a second, I see it.

    2. Tonio

      I have recently become fascinated by the “redress of grievances” clause. There might be a back door to automatic standing of citizens and taxpayers to sue the government for any action the government takes which affects them.

      1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

        [takes breath]

        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

        Sorry, can’t stop laughing.

        1. Tonio

          Go ahead, dash my hopes and dreams.

      2. Caput Lupinum

        That has historically been interpreted as a right to petition, to criticize and to seek the help of government officials without reprisal. I don’t think it will do an end run around sovereign immunity, since the first amendment limits what laws Congress can pass, and sovereign immunity wasn’t passed by Congress but is a hold over from English common law, and is an invention of the courts. Congress can limit the extent of sovereign immunity by passing laws that waive it, and they have done so on several occasions, but to get rid of sovereign immunity as a concept entirely would require the courts to jettison it. Congress could theoretically abandon the protection entirely, but that seems unlikely, but more probable than the courts rejecting the doctrine after several centuries of reaffirming it.

        The right to redress does pe some very large hurdles to lobbying reform though, and it isn’t often addressed when people talk about putting limits on lobbyists.

  14. DOOMco

    So you risk your life in that tram and then you can’t even ski?!

  15. Tundra

    In 2008 the hauling rope of this tramway snapped with 12 passengers inside. Ramaz Khipshidze, the director of the Aerial Tramway Network, says the automatic braking system worked, but Chiatura didn’t have the equipment needed to rescue the people inside. For 12 hours the passengers dangled above the town until a team from Tbilisi arrived with a rescue cabin. Although unwilling to specify amounts, Mr. Khipshidze says the passengers were paid compensation, and some accepted the company’s offer of counseling.

    Hard pass.

    1. pan fried wylie

      But you’ll get in an elevator without though, right?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “Them people needed shootin’.”

    -The Thin Blue Line

  17. The Late P Brooks

    The other day, I bought a new gas can. Not only did it come equipped with the “pour spout” nothing comes out of, it featured an insert in the neck which renders it impossible to fill from a gas pump without drenching yourself and everyone in the vicinity with backsplash. Thanks a lot, nannytarians!

    *now banging around on the bottom of the can, because it has the one-way tabs for easy installation.

    1. Tundra

      And I just ordered an adapter for my 30-something year old Chilton can. Old cans are easy to find, then visit these wonderful people for the appropriate adapter and spout.

      No more spilled gas. Sometimes simple is best.

    2. Mad Scientist

      Install one of these. Easy on, easy off, easy to pour. Your “water” can will thank you.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I still have a fatwa against Stihl for the gas cap on the BR550 blower. That thing is a travesty.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        All of their toolless caps are a travesty. I wish they went back to the old ones.

    4. Homple

      I bought one of those things several years ago. It had no vent, but that was compensated for by a non-pouring spout. I went through my stock of expletives real quick on that deal.

    5. pan fried wylie

      First gas can this year. The dumbass neck insert took one try to not-spray-everywhere, just make sure the nozzle is flush with the insert and the gas will go just into the can. Only the 4-5th time I’ve pumped gas.

      Now, getting the gas back out of the can took a few more tries. I thought that push-top thing was meant to rotate, not push straight-in. I read the side of the can eventually.

      Good Times.

        1. pan fried wylie

          If I’m paying 5x the price of the lame plastic can, I want those rectangular, strap-all-over-your-landrover-in-the-desert cans.

          1. Yeah, I didn’t pay near that for my pair. I maybe paid $15 apiece on Woot.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    So Aledda shot Mr. Kinsey to get the process going.

    “I can’t wait around all day. Let’s get this show on the road.”

  19. Juvenile Bluster

    What in the ever living fuck, Alabama?

    https://www.knoe.com/content/news/Alabama-court-forces-rape-survivor-to-allow-rapist-to-have-visitation-with-children-511195642.html

    BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WIAT) – A 32-year-old woman in Birmingham, Alabama says the state’s laws have forced her to face the man she says raped her again and again. With Alabama’s recent abortion ban, Jessica’s story has gotten national attention, showing how the state is failing rape survivors. Jessica asked to have her last name omitted from this story to protect her children.

    Jessica says she was continually raped years ago by her uncle, her mother’s half-brother. Despite the evidence, including a DNA test, he was never convicted.

    “Well, it all started when I was 12 or 13 years old, and he started climbing in my bed at night,” she said.

    She was impregnated 4 times as a result. At 14, she miscarried. At 16, she had a baby boy. At 18, she had her third child. He later died due to a disease common in cases of incest. At 19, she had her youngest son.

    “I literally just felt like I didn’t have any options,” she said. In another interview, Jessica told The Washington Post she was forced by her family to marry her rapist. That marriage was later deemed illegal by a court due to a “familial relationship.”

    Recently, her accused rapist has been taking her to court and winning for visitation of her sons. Jessica says she is sharing her story in hopes it brings change.

    “You have to stand behind what’s right, and you have to stand up for what you believe in. You know, it’s been a very long, hard road for me. But it’s going to be worth it. It may not benefit my case, but somebody in the future will benefit from this.”

    “We are one of two states in the Union that do not have a law that terminates the rights of a rapist,” said Rep. Juandalynn Givan (D) Jefferson County.

    Representative Givan says her fellow lawmakers are wasting time passing senseless bills.

    “I think the legislature is failing the women of Alabama. The justice system can do no more than what we enact into law.”

    The man that raped Jessica still has visitation rights to her two children. The judge told Jessica she’d have to spend 48 hours in jail for each visit she denied her rapist.

    Rep. Givan has already taken steps to pre-file legislation for the next session that would strip rapists of their parental rights.

    1. grrizzly

      he was never convicted means he is not a rapist.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Apparently, 12 years old is not statutory rape in Alabama.

        1. Raston Bot

          if the girl is 12-16 years old, then it’s statutory rape if the guy is 2+ years older.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Sarcasm

        2. Caput Lupinum

          Technically, no, it isn’t statutory rape in Alabama. It is second degree rape:

          Alabama Code Title 13A. Criminal Code § 13A-6-62

          (a) A person commits the crime of rape in the second degree if:

          (1) Being 16 years old or older, he or she engages in sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex less than 16 and more than 12 years old;  provided, however, the actor is at least two years older than the member of the opposite sex.

          (2) He or she engages in sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex who is incapable of consent by reason of being mentally defective.

          (b) Rape in the second degree is a Class B felony.

          1. grrizzly

            We don’t know the guy’s age. He could be of the same age as the woman.

          2. Caput Lupinum

            True. I was just being snarky and pedantic pointing out that statutory rape isn’t a crime in Alabama’s penal code, instead having different degrees of rape that cover the concept.

      2. Raston Bot

        she was 12 or 13 when it started? that’s statutory rape. what kind of fucked up family let this go on?

        simple solution: kill him during a visit and claim he tried to rape her again

        1. Rasilio

          what if he was only 16 at the time? You will not that his age never appears in the story, only the fact that he was related to her is mentioned.

    2. As horrific as this is, the connection the article is trying to draw between this situation and the new abortion law is pretty tenuous.

      That said, fuck this guy.

      1. Rhywun

        As horrific as this is, the connection the article is trying to draw between this situation and the new abortion law is pretty tenuous.

        This – but it’s what makes it newsworthy. Do you even journalism, bruh?

    3. jesse.in.mb

      she was continually raped years ago by her uncle, her mother’s half-brother and He later died due to a disease common in cases of incest.

      Her mother’s half-brother? That shouldn’t put you in line for major inbreeding shenanigans on the first generation, should it?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        (obvious joke)

        This is Alabama, so their family tree might not have had many branches in the first place.

        (/obvious joke)

    4. Rasilio

      Odds that the family court is legally barred from considering the rape claim since there is no conviction?

      The reality is cases like this are hard, she was married to him, the kids see him not as their mothers rapist but their father. While the reality is he should be in jail for the rape there is also the reality that the KIDS deserve a relationship with their biological father should they want one and her discomfort with him is not a factor the courts really care about.

      She’s 32 her kids are 16 and 14. You will note that this is not an example of journalism this is a pure case of political advocacy masquerading as journalism. Had it been actual journalism it would have detailed facts such as…

      When was the marriage annulled?
      How many years did they live together as husband and wife before they separated?
      What is the relationship between the kids and the father?
      On what grounds is the father winning the visitation cases?

      Answers to those questions could very easily turn it from rage inducing advocacy for a law that bans rapists, even unconvicted ones from having visitation with their kids (still gonna have to pay that child support though) to a shitshow where there are no good guys and everyone sucks. The fact that there is no mention of those issues whatsoever leads me to believe that the “couple” were together for quite a few years after the youngest and that when she did separate from him it had little to do with her being a rape victim and everything to do with her being sick of her husband. In fact I doubt that the idea that she is a rape victim ever entered into her head until the last 3 or 4 years when she likely started trying to use it as a weapon against him in the child custody battle.

      At the end of the day the guy should have served hard time for the statutory rape he committed but either way he’d be out of jail by now and I am sorry but the fact is he is the father to those 2 children and as long as they want it they have every right to have a relationship with their father.

      1. Rasilio

        Oh shit I didn’t even catch this the first time through cause I didn’t listen to the audio.

        So the father is her STEP uncle. That makes him her STEP Father’s brother and therefore not even related to her by blood, yet they threw in the fact that the child who died died from a disease common in cases of incest. I’m sorry what the hell has that got to do with this case, there is no blood relation between the father and mother of the child. They just had to throw that into the article to ensure the framing is correct.

      2. R C Dean

        I don’t know how you can legally establish that the guy is the father of the children, without also legally establishing that he is guilty of rape. Unless he actually is less than two years older.

        Also, how much is he paying in child support?

        1. Rasilio

          Would have been helpful to know those facts in the article wouldn’t it?

          It does say that there was a DNA test proving he was the father but then just handwaves it away saying despite the evidence he was never convicted.

          So why was he never convicted? Was he arrested? Was he charged? Were the charges dropped for some reason? Was he acquitted at trial?

          Had this actually been an example of journalism they would have provided answers to questions like that, however since the only purpose of the article is to push a narrative and advance an agenda they are irrelevant at best and depending on the answers possibly counter productive and almost no one will catch on because they will all respond emotionally to the image of a 12 year old girl being raped by an adult uncle and then forced to see her rapist all the time with his visitation of the kids she was forced to bear.

          The facts may well indeed be as outrageous as the article implies but they never gave us the facts to judge

  20. Winston

    Wasn’t the endrun around Double Jeopardy started to stop lynchers and racist cops? So complaining about Double Jeopardy is White Supremacy…

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      The current narrative was Trump nominated the SCOTUS justices he did because he’s scared that with dual sovereigns NY will be able to indict him.

      (that’s what was said about Kavanaugh, at least.)

      (Criminal justice, always 7-2 in favor of the government. If it’s 4th amendment it’s Gorsuch and Sotomayor, if it’s anything else it’s Gorsuch and RBG)

  21. The Late P Brooks

    i already knew about the pour spouts. My other gas can already has one on it. The “protective” screen insert took me by surprise.

    I took one look and said, “That thing has gotta go.”

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I took one look and said, “That thing has gotta go.”

      Enough with the Father’s Day stories.

    1. creech

      I wonder if 1,3, or 8 (or all three) would like to accompany me on a tour of Tuscany?

    2. R C Dean

      At what point is the silicone content too high to qualify?

      1. IComeHere4TheComments

        Do not blaspheme FLBP!

  22. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_Education

    A previous Department of Education was created in 1867 but was soon demoted to an Office in 1868

    So complaining about the Department of Education makes uses slavers…

    1. Winston

      *Makes us slavers*

  23. Rufus the Monocled

    Re Costco. Now that was a nut punch.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      If they were black….just saying.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Why are people in the comments saying the off-duty cop was attacked? I sped read the article but unless I missed it, it doesn’t he was attacked.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        The cop says he was attacked. We know how much that’s worth, obviously.

        https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-costco-shooting-corona-explainer-20190616-story.html

      2. Brett L

        Confronted, maybe, by a confused person with the IQ of a child.

      3. Mentally challenged guy comes over for unknown reason = imminent threat of death = good shoot.

      4. They hid it in the second paragraph.

        Corona police said the officer was holding his child while shopping Friday when he was assaulted “without provocation”

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Maybe the poor guy saw the cop and “feared for his life” given the history of police violence?

          Isn’t fearing for your life provocation?

          1. To be clear I don’t believe a word of it, merely answering Rufus’s question as to why people might think he was attacked.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            Got it.

            Still lame and still if they were the right victim class this goes to Def Con eleventy.

          3. [pedantic bastardry]

            Defcon is inverse in that the most extreme level is DEFCON 1, so Defcon eleventy would be nothing to look at.

            [/pedantic bastardry]

          4. Rufus the Monocled

            Yah whatever.

          5. Pope Jimbo

            Yup. I got you Hyperbole. I was just trying to joke about how it is getting to the point where seeing a cop is reason to “fear for your life” but no way us plebes could get away using that as an excuse for why we popped one of them.

    3. R C Dean

      I would be surprised if CostCo didn’t have video of some kind. I wonder what it shows?

      1. dontreadonme

        Yeah good point. There are cameras everywhere. This stinks. Did the coo get punched? If not, bad shoot.

  24. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/04/communism-poland-democracy-pepsi#comments

    . It was very safe in our police state. We didn’t have competition, or the accompanying stress. There was no rat race.


    Another shocking development was a new, bitter antagonism between politicians. Before, the Sejm (parliament) worked very harmoniously. There were no squabbles –everything was passed quickly and smoothly. But since 1989, the Polish parliament has been constantly embroiled in quarrels. By 1991, we had 29 parties in the Sejm.

    Peak Guardian?

    1. COOPERATION IS MANDATORY

    2. Rhywun

      There is no such thing as peak Guardian.

    3. R C Dean

      There was no rat race.

      Bull. Shit.

      They had a rat race, alright. Not an economic one, maybe. But I have no doubt the infighting and competition among party members was vicious and constant.

      1. Winston

        Also The time period he is talking about was one of Martial law which is not what I would think of as “stress-free”.

  25. Suthenboy

    This Taylor Swift person, she is quite attractive but I don’t think I have ever heard one seconds worth of her music. I am pretty sure I want to keep it that way. I am gonna stick with occasionally seeing her photo and thinking ‘would’.

    1. Florida Man

      It’s funny she avoided politics for a long time, until Trump was elected and her fans demanded she take side. She folded to the SJW mob and thought since she plead fealty she was entitled to cash in on the Pride bandwagon. Only now does she see the error in her ways.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        I doubt it was her fans that were demanding that she take a side, at least not a large portion of her fans.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Do you want country Swift or pop Swift? Because I’m sure someone will be happy to introduce you to her saccharin music.

    3. bacon-magic

      Google “look what you made me do”. There’s a good start/end.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      one seconds worth of her music

      …She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
      She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers…

      No, you don’t.

    5. dontreadonme

      Not that hot. I used to live two floors down and saw her often. Don’t love the valgus knees and inbred face but each to his own.

  26. Winston

    https://thebulwark.com/the-case-for-progressive-capitalism/

    So what are they the Bulwark against exactly?

    Here are some societal goals congruent with progressive capitalism:

    Prioritizing K-12 education. Educating and training people for the new economy. Assuring college and student debt relief. Providing comprehensive care for children, support for working families, and access to universal healthcare.

    Instituting a more progressive tax system. Constructing a social stronger safety net for Americans of all ages. Diminishing workplace discrimination.

    Combating racial and economic segregation in housing while helping make more housing more affordable.. Rebuilding our infrastructure nationwide. Bringing economic development to stagnant regions and communities whose residents, quite often, cannot easily relocate.

    1. And we think the government is capable of achieving any of those goals because….?

      1. Winston

        TOP MEN and Free shit?

      2. Donation Not Taxation

        “Instituting a more progressive tax system.” Keep tax rates on everyone else the same but raise taxes on the rich, or maybe they mean just the icky rich and somehow leave the same tax rates for Hollywood and Silicon Valley rich while going after Kochs, Trump, etc.
        THAT part of their agenda a hypothetical government might be able to pull off…

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      A bulwark against ideologically consistent thought apparantly.

      1. Winston

        Considering the neocons were originally disgruntled Cold War Democrats this take shouldn’t be all that surprising…

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          It’s not surprising at all but they were happy to pretend to be against all of that stuff if the conservatives would grant them a free hand on the war machine. All it took was a presidential candidate who seemed to be less pro war than the neocon psychos to lift the veil off of their lies.

          1. Winston

            It is crazy to think their Never Trumpism is based almost entirely on his “Why Can’t We Get Along with Russia?” spiel.

    3. R C Dean

      So what are they the Bulwark against exactly?

      Couple of things:

      (1) Their writers and editors not getting paid.

      (2) Trump.

    4. Akira

      Prioritizing K-12 education.

      Get the fuck out of my face with that shit. K-12 spending has gone nowhere but up since the ’70s, so I’m not sure what more they want… Oh right, more money and power.

  27. Darwin Award candidate

    An Indian magician is feared dead after jumping shackled into a river in a bid to recreate Harry Houdini’s world-famous trick.

  28. Pope Jimbo

    Anyone speak Limey? I need help on that Ernst & Young story:

    The company offers 200 graduate-level jobs each year, making it the fifth largest recruiter of graduates in the UK. The changes will come into force in 2016.

    I can’t believe that hiring 200 college graduates in a year makes you #5. Does “graduate-level jobs” mean something different over there?

    1. Sensei

      No, I don’t either.

      I’d like an answer to that too.

    2. Nephilium

      The Ernst and Young thing is old as well, they got rid of the college requirements ~4 years ago.

  29. Enough About Palin

    This is a great song from 1987 when Rap was pretty good.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QkEHUMmpyM

  30. PBRstreetgang

    This whole story is messed up, but telling his girlfriend he wouldn’t kill because she’s too big to get rid of is a new one. FTA: “he can be heard telling his girlfriend that she isn’t in danger of becoming his next victim, explaining that she is too big. “It’s about getting rid of 100 pounds versus 150 pounds,” he said. “That’s too much … to get rid of.”’

    https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2019/6/17/18682526/brendt-christensen-yingying-zhang-university-illinois-murder-missing-13-victims

    1. I guess “healthy at any size” really is a lie.

  31. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/12/capitalism-isnt-broken-its-working-all-too-well-and-were-the-worse-for-it
    Head of the Democratic Socialists of America in the Guardian

    Runaway climate change, war, mass migration, widespread poverty and ever-increasing authoritarianism are the inevitable results of an economic system that rewards corporate actors for their absolute commitment to profit, regardless of the broader consequences.

    ….
    Desperate times call for radical measures. This starts with upending a system that was built to redistribute wealth and power from the many to the few. Working people and our families will not only survive, but thrive, from the jobs created by massive public investment in restructuring our energy grid and transforming our world. And we know the only ones willing to make that demand are those of us who are currently being squeezed by private interests for every last drop of profit. Young people know this, especially, but it will take all of us. Rather than trying to fix capitalism, we should be seeking to replace it.

    1. Winston

      There has only been one period in which the fruits of labor were shared relatively equally: the post-second world war capital-labor compromise. Strong worker movements fought for robust welfare states under unique economic and political circumstances. But this arrangement could not hold. In response to François Mitterrand’s move to massively expand labor rights and nationalize a quarter of French industry, business interests launched a capital strike which spurred recession and became a portent of things to come. The threat of real working-class power was too great, and the system self-corrected.

      Interesting that she doesn’t get into any specifics except to mention France…

    2. Winston

      And when did Mass Migration become a bad thing for the left? Besides migration from communist regimes obviously…

    3. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      War never happened before capitalism. Nor did mass migration or widespread poverty. Or authoritarianism for that matter.

      1. Fatty Bolger

        Socialism! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again!

    4. R C Dean

      Runaway climate change, – not happening.

      war, – actually, armed conflict is at an unusually low level, and has been for decades

      mass migration, – seems to be leaving countries that aren’t notably capitalistic, and heading toward countries that are. So capitalism may be causing this, but not in the way the commie thinks.

      widespread poverty – at historically low levels.

      ever-increasing authoritarianism

      1. Winston

        You forgot to respond to “ever-increasing authoritarianism”

        1. R C Dean

          Well, that’s the one thing on the list that actually is happening in capitalist countries.

  32. hoof_in_mouth

    The daughters texted me a greeting late in the day. At least they made the minimal effort. Teenagers suck.

    1. Florida Man

      Luckily I called my dad yesterday or I wouldn’t know they were coming to stay at my house this week. I guess both of them thought the other asked/told me. Lol, parents. Also they’re bring their new Pyrenees dog with them. *sigh*

      1. Tundra

        When we moved into this house, we immediately made the spare bedroom an office.

        Hotels are good things.

        1. Florida Man

          I don’t mind my parents coming to stay anytime they want, I would just like to know about it. Hopefully their dog will get along with my dogs. *fingers crossed*

          1. Tundra

            You are lucky. I hope my kids feel the same!

  33. Not really anything new here other than the stuff about loosely and tightly-coupled systems. That’s pretty interesting.

    https://spectator.us/twitter-virus-mind/

    It may be a virus of the mind, but I maintain that social media is the new smoking. 50-60 years ago, *everyone* smoked, largely before anyone realized how bad it is for you. Now some people still smoke, but with explicit knowledge of how damaging it is.

    1. Winston

      So how long until the social media bans?

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler
  34. Grrrr office 365. Setting up an automatic mailer script is a pain in the ass.

    1. Homple

      Sometimes automatic mails are more of a pain in the ass to receive than they are to send.

      1. Nephilium

        A group I regularly deal with turns it on with the only message being:

        “I am out of the office.”

        Well thanks. Are you out for lunch, vacation, jury duty, PTO, retirement? Should we reach out to anyone else or just wait until the indeterminate time that you will return?

        1. Rhywun

          Heh when I see that I know I’m dealing with someone who really DGAF any more.

  35. B.P.

    My first crowdsourcing attempt on this here website. (I learned it from you, Glibs!)

    I’m headed to Brussels soon for about 10 days. I have done zero planning, but thought I’d visit a bunch of battlefields with my 10-year-old boy. I figure a day at Normandy and thereabouts, Waterloo, probably two WW I battle sites, maybe Bastogne.

    Is there anything I should be seeing while I’m there, oh gentle readers of Gliblandia? I don’t mind going a little off the beaten path if I can figure out how.

    1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      I went to Verdun last summer inspired by the Hardcore History podcast. It was pretty fascinating. Even got to climb on a French tank before they ran away. There might be some battlefields closer to Brussels though.

      1. Gadfly

        Verdun was very memorable. The land is still scarred with the artillery shell craters even a hundred years later, and the ossuary was quite sobering (and fascinating in a macabre sort of way) with its piles of bones. They also had a good museum and some bunkers, but those two things are more common and less memorable.

        1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          The craters are what really stuck in my mind. It’s sobering that they are still there 100 years later.

          We also drove out to an American cemetery to locate the name of the father of a family friend. He got his name on the wall instead of a grave because there was nothing left of him to bury. Because of the personal connection the kids were surprisingly into it.

        2. Fourscore

          Maginot Line

      2. B.P.

        I like the idea of heading to Verdun; I may stick with the scores of WW I battlefields that will be in my back yard (Mons, Ypres, etc.).

        Carlin did a great job with that Hardcore History podcast.

    2. grrizzly

      Normandy is a bit too far away from Brussels for a day trip.

      1. B.P.

        I was assured that all of Western Europe could fit in a reasonably-sized American state park. Perhaps I’ll spring for the overnight, although I’ve got a place in Brussels for the whole time. I thought of doing a 75-years-to-the-day visit to a town that had been liberated during the Normandy breakout, but there was precious little liberating taking place during the parameters of my visit.

    3. Pine_Tree

      Dunkirk’s not far, either. But a co-worker who’s tried a week ago said he didn’t find much of historical interest. Haven’t tried myself. I end up in Belgium reasonably often and Brussels itself is pretty blah if you ask me – what’s bringing you there?

      1. B.P.

        My sister chose the location, so all of the siblings (six of us) along with husbands/wives are going. I don’t know why the location was chosen, and I’m the only one with a school-aged kid still around. I figured Brussels itself is probably fairly vanilla, but the whole region is a battlefield, and I’m a military history nut. My brother in law is a DoD weapons acquisition muckety-muck, so he wants me to go to the FN manufacturing facility with him.

    4. Pope Jimbo

      thought I’d visit a bunch of battlefields with my 10-year-old boy

      Bringing the sprout to Brussels?

      1. B.P.

        Is Swiss off duty at this point?

        1. Pope Jimbo

          He is on the IR list, so he can’t help you.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Been to Dieppe. If you like the Canadian flag there’s a plenty there.

    6. Fatty Bolger

      My parents took us to Verdun when I was about that age, and it was absolutely unforgettable. I can still remember it like it was just a couple of years ago. Back then you could walk all over through the fort tunnels that were opened up pretty freely. They were doing excavations, and they had helmets, bottles, canteens and stuff like that just sitting around where you could pick them up if you wanted to. There’s also the Douaumont Ossuary – my little brother and I thought it was a church, until we walked up and saw all the bones, which was pretty mind blowing. I also remember the caved in trench where a row of soldiers were found buried alive, with their bayonets still sticking up out of the ground in a line where they stood.

      1. Gadfly

        I also remember the caved in trench where a row of soldiers were found buried alive, with their bayonets still sticking up out of the ground in a line where they stood.

        The bayonets were no longer there when I visited a decade ago. Whether removed for preservation or stolen, I don’t know, but there was just a plaque and a slight indentation of soil in a trench line.

        1. Fatty Bolger

          I went in the late 70’s and I remember them still being there at the time. But the entire site was very poorly secured, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they were stolen. There were a lot of artifacts at the forts just sitting around from excavations that were probably often stolen, too. Nothing could really stop you from doing it if you wanted to. They didn’t even have ropes up, stuff was just sitting there where the visitors walked through.

      2. peachy rex

        The ossuary might be the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.

    7. Nephilium

      I’d recommend trying to get to Wesvleteren, and picking up some of their beers. But that’s just me.

      1. B.P.

        I’m more of a whiskey drinker, but I’ll take this under consideration.

    8. I was going to suggest Spa-Francorchamps, but apparently it’s no longer a road course but a dedicated track.

    9. R C Dean

      Bastogne.

      Absolutely Waterloo. I recall reading that it was one of the last major battles where the entire battlefield could be seen from one place. Of course, Wellington rode all over, and once the fighting started nobody could see shit because of the powder smoke.

  36. Rufus the Monocled

    Gloria played to Marchand meme.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9wCNJKkGE

  37. Winston

    https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2019/06/only-shock-left-wing-governments-will-make-capitalism-productive-again

    In the design of Green New Deal programmes, there is a lot of emphasis — rightly — on the need to borrow and spend. Until we overcome our obsession with fiscal discipline, the money needed to fund state-led energy transformation programmes will not be found.

    But it is equally important to reshape the investment priorities of the private sector. The money stored up as “dry powder” in private equity funds, and in the cash piles of corporates, needs to be coerced and cajoled into long-term productive activity.

    The carrot takes the form of clear, 30-year infrastructure and housing plans. Once it becomes clear that the government will incentivise clean renewable energy and social housing, and the creation of high-wage jobs in high-technology sectors, long-term investors might change their behaviour.

    1. The Other Kevin

      That’s the fanciest version of “Scrooge McDuck needs to empty his money vault” that I’ve ever read.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        Ah, the famed Scrooge McDuck School of Economics.

    2. The Other Kevin

      “Until we overcome our obsession with fiscal discipline”

      This guy must have a mouse in his pocket.

      1. Winston

        Considering that the USG is the most indebt entity in the history of humanity I would really like to see what fiscal indiscipline looks like.

  38. Winston

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/evangerstmann/2019/06/17/race-the-jury-and-the-harsh-verdict-against-oberlin-college/amp/

    This isn’t to say that white judges or jurors are inherently biased or that whites are more prejudiced than anyone else. But, generally speaking, whites and African Americans have different perspectives on race and racial discrimination. One of those perspectives was absent from any position of power in the courtroom. Imagine that there was someone in the jury who could have said something like: “I understand how these students might feel that way. Whether or not I can prove it, I’ve often had the painful experience of feeling watched or treated dismissively or rudely when I’m in a store because I’m black.”

    That might not have changed the verdict. But the enormous size of the award wasn’t just based on damages to the bakery. It was based on the view that the protests against Gibson’s weren’t just wrong, but that they were malicious. It would have served the interests of justice to have at least one African American juror in the room who understood the students’ narrative.

    1. Rhywun

      African-Americans are pro-theft? That’s not at all racist.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        How many more studies need to be conducted before college educated whites realize that minorities are not that into their hissy fits?

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”
        2. Ed Wuncler

          Most liberals especially white ones have the faintest idea about black culture or even hang around any black people.

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “How the Woke Upper Middle Class Still Doesn’t Understand that the Working Class Universally Hates Them (Across Races, Too)”

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      The students’ narrative wasn’t based on reality and was bullshit so screw their narrative.

    4. Homple

      Look at it this way, black Oberlin shoplifters and their college enablers will never ruin the business of any Forbes 2000 company, so the magazine is safe in publishing that.

    5. Pope Jimbo

      “I understand how these students might feel that way. Whether or not I can prove it, I’ve often had the painful experience of feeling watched or treated dismissively or rudely when I’m in a store because I’m black.”

      Except the student who started this whole kerfuffle wasn’t watched or treated dismissively because he was black. He tried to buy wine when he was underage, then shoplifted the wine when they wouldn’t sell to him. When the owner chased the kid for theft, the student and two of his friends assaulted the owner.

      Can they find a juror who has a similar experience? That would be so helpful.

      1. Are there any blacks in Oberlin other than people related to the college?

    6. Suthenboy

      “This isn’t to say that white judges or jurors are inherently biased or that whites are more prejudiced than anyone else. But….”

      But it is.

      The ‘but rule’ applies.

      What a bunch of horseshit. They are thieves. They stole, then the little shitweasels tried to shift the blame to the people that caught them stealing.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        And Oberlin helped since it fit their political leanings.

        Shopowners be damned, they’re just dirty capitalists anyway

        1. R C Dean

          I had never really thought of it that way, but shoplifting is quite socialist.

          1. Rhywun

            It is what leads to localities (was it Seattle in the news recently?) decriminalizing petty theft. And with BS excuses like “they’re poor, they need to steal to survive”.

    7. R C Dean

      Could they possibly miss the point any harder?

      This wasn’t about whether the black students felt victimized. This was about Oberlin College fucking over a bakery. It doesn’t matter what the students felt. What matters is what Oberlin College did.

      1. Oberlin was simply exercising its free speech rights.

        1. R C Dean

          Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from the consequences of speech.

          1. Consequences such as people thinking you’re an asshole or boycotting your business or organizing against you …sure. Hell, I’ve even argued that one might even be justified in putting some loudmouth on his ass if his speech is egregious enough. The government extracting punitive damages not so much. The Government punishing you for bad speech is pretty much the antithesis of free speech.

          2. Rhywun

            They’re not punishing them for bad speech, they’re punishing them for destroying their business.

          3. Did they burn the store down, or sabotage their Baguettes? If all they did was incite protests against a business that is entirely in the realm of free speech.

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            And if I ruin your business by defaming you? You would consider that legally acceptable?

          5. Yep, you can defame me all you want, freedom isn’t pretty, property rights mean people get to have dog fights, freedom of speech means people get to lie. Freedom of association means bars can put up “No Spics/Niggers/Hymies/Micks/Dagos/Honkies/Gingers/Bull-Dikes/Etc/Etc allowed” signs. That’s the price one pays for liberty.

          6. R C Dean

            freedom of speech means people get to lie.

            Sure. And if their lies cause compensable damages, they get to pay those. That doesn’t restrict their right to lie, at all.

          7. The Bearded Hobbit

            Yep, you can defame me all you want, freedom isn’t pretty, property rights mean people get to have dog fights, freedom of speech means people get to lie. Freedom of association means bars can put up “No Spics/Niggers/Hymies/Micks/Dagos/Honkies/Gingers/Bull-Dikes/Etc/Etc allowed” signs. That’s the price one pays for liberty.

            I have never heard a defense of the 1st put so well. Thank you.

          8. Sure. And if their lies cause compensable damages, they get to pay those. That doesn’t restrict their right to lie, at all.

            This. Criminal law =/= tort law.

          9. they get to pay those

            And if you can’t pay, does the Gov’t throw you in a rape cage? If you refuse to go to the rape cage does the gov’t send men with guns to kill you? Sounds like a restriction to me. Also if you lie about my business and it influences possible customers to go elsewhere, you haven’t actually taken anything form me, because I never had those customers or their continued business in the first place. And lastly has anyone else lost the Monocle thing, I no longer am getting the bar at the bottom which lets me skip to unread comments, and etc.

          10. And if you can’t pay

            Then you’re judgmentproof, and the plaintiff gets nothing from you.

          11. And lastly has anyone else lost the Monocle thing

            Sometimes updates to browsers or to certain add-ons mess things up for unknown reasons. The fix most likely to be successful is to uninstall tampermonkey/greasemonkey and then follow the instructions to install Monocle again. If that doesn’t work, throwing your computer out a window usually helps with the frustration.

          12. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Since this was a civil case, I agree that punitive damages are unwarranted.

            That said, the college Dean actively took a role in organizing a boycott if the bakery and used college resources to defame them. They’re on the hook for libel.

          13. Libel should not be a crime in a free speech loving society.

          14. R C Dean

            This wasn’t a criminal case. There was no prosecution for criminal defamation. I believe some states have criminal defamation laws on the books, but I don’t think its enforced. I agree those laws should be removed or struck down.

          15. Spudalicious

            The Dean continued to actively organize a boycott, even after the truth had come out.

          16. kbolino

            Libel should not be a crime in a free speech loving society.

            Maybe. But that position seems to warrant more discussion than what you’ve given it. Libel is a very old offense; one of the actual achievements of American jurisprudence, older indeed than the country itself, is that libel requires printing falsehoods which are defamatory. To cast this standard aside may just as well open us back up to banning any defamation rather than banning none.

          17. Grumbletarian

            Libel should not be a crime in a free speech loving society.

            What about SWATting someone? All I’m doing is telling lies, perhaps even maliciously.

          18. R C Dean

            Civil cases should not award punitive damages.

            The regular damages? Why not? Reputation is universally recognized as a business asset that has value attached to it. if you wrongfully damage one of my business assets, why shouldn’t you pay?

          19. Scruffy Nerfherder

            They are paying. The 11 million was compensation. The punitive damages in excess should be reserved for criminal cases.

            And correct me if I’m wrong, don’t punitive damages go took the state and not the injured party?

          20. Rhywun

            The punitive damages in excess should be reserved for criminal cases.

            I’m OK with that.

            And correct me if I’m wrong, don’t punitive damages go took the state and not the injured party?

            Especially if this is accurate.

          21. R C Dean

            Punitives go to the injured party, not the state.

  39. Gadfly

    Puppy-dog eyes are, unsurprisingly, a competitive advantage:

    A paper published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that dogs’ faces are structured for complex expression in a way that wolves’ aren’t, thanks to a special pair of muscles framing their eyes. These muscles are responsible for that “adopt me” look that dogs can pull by raising their inner eyebrows. It’s the first biological evidence scientists have found that domesticated dogs may have evolved a specialized ability used expressly to communicate better with humans.

    It’s kind of cool that humans were unintentionally shaping dogs to their preference long before breeding programs became a thing. On the other hand, I feel a bit bad for all the non-cute dogs that must have necessarily lost out in the genetic race for this to become a thing.

    1. Tundra

      Please. Even ugly dogs have fans. Look at Chihuahuas!

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I prefer not to.

    2. Suthenboy

      The world’s most successful parasite.

      1. Spudalicious

        *nods knowingly while scratching the ear of said parasite*

      2. pan fried wylie

        Not rats? What plagues have dogs spread, huh, Smart Guy?

      3. MikeS

        *Pedant alert*

        The human/canine relationship (IMO) would be classified as mutualistic. Commensalistic at the worst. Not parasitic.

        But yeah; dogs have done pretty well for themselves.

  40. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Small town in Tennessee has their police dept disbanded when the chief of police refuses to fill an illegal ticket quota imposed by town officials:

    https://thefreethoughtproject.com/cops-refused-to-fulfill-citys-illegal-ticket-quota-so-city-council-fired-entire-department/

    It looks like the only thing you can summarily fire cops for is for refusing to collect ill gotten revenue.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Similar to how police departments fire cops who fail to kill people indiscriminately.

      https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/us/wv-cop-fired-for-not-shooting–lawsuit/index.html

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Lordy, I had forgotten about that one.

    2. AlmightyJB

      The state needs to disband the city

      1. Winston

        You Know Which other state disbanded a city?

        1. AlmightyJB

          I’m not sure it it was the state or the county, but one of them disbanded a city/township near where I grew up due to corruption involving the mayor and police force. New Rome was very small but notorious for their cops.

          1. AlmightyJB

            It was the County that dissolved them.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Rome,_Ohio

  41. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/16/new-york-times-cartoon-ban-leads-to-a-world-where-we-say-nothing-at-all

    The Guardian is really upset about the NYT ending cartoons in its international edition. The domestic ended using them (I didn’t know that) but the guardianistas don’t read that version.

    Calling it a ban and mentioning jailed cartoonists is a bit excessive.

    Cartoons are at the cutting edge of free expression because they are dangerous. By their nature, they can be shocking, offensive, disturbing. Often, they cross the line. But they can also expose power and pomposity with a clarity and sharpness unique to a cartoon.

    would you have written that about a cartoon whose contents offends you? I have my doubts.

    1. Suthenboy

      That’s a good start.

  42. Suthenboy

    Just turned on the TV…then turned it off. First thing I saw was that the polls are starting the ‘Hillary has a 97% chance of winning’ propaganda again. Apparently Biden is ahead of Trump my a zillionty points. There is just no way that Gropey Joe can lose.

    1. pan fried wylie

      Most importantly, Drumpf is retarded for expressing doubt in said polls. WHAT A DUMASS!

      /invests in another case of popcorn for Trump’s 2020 victory

      1. MikeS

        Popcorn? Hell, I’m building an ark to ride out the flood of tears.

        1. pan fried wylie

          This is why I pop the corn in advance and put it in big plastic bags so it doubles as a flotation device.

  43. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

    Idiot runs up 6 figure college debt and writes article to ask for loan forgiveness from the federal government (taxpayers). https://finance.yahoo.com/news/m-29-old-235k-student-151734965.html?bcmt=1

    Turns out his website has pictures of him traveling the world.

    1. Ed Wuncler

      LO-fucking- L

      And here I’m a sucker who is trying to pay off my student loans when all i had to do was beg the federal government to forgive my loans.

      I think I’ve said this before but no one forced me to attend a private university in Chicago and turn down going to U of Illinois. I hate paying loans but a man but at the end of the day you racked up the debt and decided to pay an outrageous amount for college even though you had the options of going to a community college and state school.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        Ugh, ignore the obvious grammatical errors above.

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          Ignored but point taken.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      I’m pleased that nearly every comment is flaming the hell out of that POS.

    3. Rhywun

      I don’t see anything about his website. Did you mean to link some other article?

      Anyway I love this:

      My parents are in their 60s and 70s and will live the rest of their lives with my student debt.

      Who admits this?! What a sack of shit.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        It’s in the comment section.

        1. Rhywun

          Ah. I only read the “top reactions”. Didn’t feel like digging through the other 2,000+ comments.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            He has a website – http://www.simongalperin.com/

            One year after that, I attempted a summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro in Tanzania. That was right was after studying in Morocco and before traveling by cargo truck around Kenya, camping and studying ecology and conservation.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            All of that is one of the relevant comments repasted.

          3. Rhywun

            I can’t make or tails of what he actually does. Some word salad about “social justice” and “communicating”.

      2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        If you Google his name you will find it.

    4. Rasilio

      The first $120,000 came with a bachelor’s degree from my state school.

      Wait, how the fuck do you burn through $30k a year at a state school with instate tuition?

      Instate Tuition and Fees only averages $10k a year and maxes out at $16k a year in 2018 – 2019. As he lives in NJ now if we assume it was Nj state then that is about $15k a year right now and was probably under $12k a year when he was doing his undergrad.

      So worst case scenario his actual tuition and fees for undergrad would have been ~$50 – $60k

      What did he spend the other $60k on?

      1. Room and board?

        1. Rasilio

          Maybe, but did he do ANYTHING to cover his own expenses during those 4 years and the 4 years leading up to it when he was in high school?

          1. AlmightyJB

            And cut into his craft beer and Whole Foods budget?

    5. R C Dean

      Another $70,000 or so came with my master’s degree.

      Holy shit.

      my parents – cosigners on my private loans – pay $600 per month to keep default at bay from our family and allow me to live a decent life. And through an income driven repayment plan (IDR) with Navient, I’ve been paying less than $50 per month on my public loans, though that could change as my income changes.

      So his parents are shelling out $600/month, and he’s paying less than $50. What a little piece of shit he is.

      The comments are lighting him up like Rockefeller Plaza at Christmas.

      1. Mad Scientist

        I’m wonderfully relieved to see the complete lack of sympathy for this worm. His attitude is that everyone who went to school and paid off their own loans should now pay off his while he goes on vacation. Fuck off, slaver.

      2. Rhywun

        And Yahoo has their head so far up their ass they probably didn’t even see it coming.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        I’m focused on keeping the cost of servicing my debt low while I do other things a 29-year-old should be doing, like saving for an emergency fund or a down payment on a house.

        I’m spending my money in a way that invests in my future.

        In a way he’s not entirely stupid. Why pay anything for college loans that will be wiped clean by the socialists when they gain power?

      4. Lackadaisical

        Yeah, I don’t have that much sympathy for his parents. They fucked up raising him.

      5. I can’t imagine… My $180k student loan is my single biggest regret, and it feels like a boat anchor on a lawyer salary. I can’t imagine what would possess somebody to spend $120k on a comm degree and another $70k on a masters that resulted in a $48k job. Weapons grade stupid.

    6. Playa Manhattan

      From his CV:
      Journalism and Media Studies, B.A

      L O Fucking L

  44. Winston

    When is Turdeau Jr. going to apologize to this guy?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camillien_Houde#World_War_II_controversy

    When World War II came, Houde then campaigned against conscription.

    On 2 August 1940, Houde publicly urged the men of Quebec to ignore the national registration measure introduced by the federal government.[3] Three days later, he was placed under arrest by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police on charges of sedition, and then confined without trial[4] in internment camps in Petawawa, Ontario and Ripples, New Brunswick until 1944. Upon his release on 18 August 1944, he was greeted by a cheering crowd of 50,000 Montrealers,[5] and won back his job as Montreal mayor in 1944’s civic election.

    I should remind you that Montreal was Canada’s largest city at the time.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Fun fact. Camilien Houde was quite the character and friend of the Italian community having given land to the community that later became the landmark Casa d’Italia. Today only two are left standing – they were being built in the 40s because Mussolini was sending money for them – I think. One in Montreal and one in Scotland of all places.

      https://archiveshub.jisc.ac.uk/search/archives/21a1d73b-6e8e-3625-9d61-9f2905f930c2

  45. AlmightyJB

    Yeah, Climate Change is our biggest worry.

    https://youtu.be/tBb6Dh234TE

    1. Rhywun

      “How’d that one slip through?”

      /youtube

  46. Gustave Lytton

    https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/06/17/national/crime-legal/man-sought-stabbing-osaka-police-officer-steal-pistol-apprehended/#.XQgeWSVlCEc

    The gun was loaded with five bullets when it was stolen,

    I’ve seen the flap holsters but I didn’t realize they’re still carrying wheelguns.

    1. Sensei

      China also uses a revolver.

      Actually makes sense if you consider the disarmed population. You don’t want the cops with much firepower either.

      https://modernfirearms.net/en/handguns/double-action-revolvers/china-double-action-revolvers/policejskij-revolver-eng/

      1. Gustave Lytton
    1. straffinrun

      Ruprecht has a sad.

  47. straffinrun

    China was never going to sit back and allow people in HK to freely criticize the CCP. Freedom of speech was dead the moment it was given back to China. Heartening to see the massive protests, but sad at the same time. HK will get swallowed up and become another corrupt mega city.

    https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-china-48656471

    1. Sensei

      It certainly makes Taiwan’s positions on no reunification seem rational.

      1. straffinrun

        No kidding. Talk about killing the golden goose. China would gobble up any area that acts as a conduit for wealth into the country. Power over prosperity.

        1. Suthenboy

          “Power over prosperity”

          Good point. Poverty is a very useful tool in the totalitarian tool box.

          1. Winston

            Must be why our elites love global warming panic…

          2. Suthenboy

            That is exactly why. Destroy people’s ability to create wealth, their ability to accumulate wealth and you destroy their options. Then you can make their choices for them.

    2. Rhywun

      Yeah, I would get the hell out while you still can. It’s too hot there anyway.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Yes. 2M is just under 1/3 of the total population. That’s astounding.

      1. Rhywun

        Probably inflated but still. I can understand why they’re getting antsy.

  48. One of my clients from when I was in law school got a patent on a device that helps prevent people from forgetting their kids in the backseat of their car.

    Anyway, he’s hustling hard trying to make it as an entrepreneur, and he posted an article about a kid who died in that situation, which noted that 800 kids have died of overheating in a car since 1998. Quick math says 40 kids per year across the US. Of course, most of those are the dreaded “thought I dropped them off at daycare before i went to work” situation. However, you can see how much the media drives the agenda of urgent emergency action whenever you see a kid left unattended in a car.

    Personally, I hope this guy gets his idea licensed to every car seat company and he makes millions. It’s a much more elegant solution than overwrought soccer moms calling 911 because somebody didn’t want to wake the sleeping baby to buy a pack of Marlboros.

    1. MikeS

      Good luck to him. Any free market answer to that is welcome.

      And 40 per year? Damn. While statistically “insignificant”, that’s too many little angels dying a horrible death.

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  50. Hudson

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