Saturday night links of “S, A, T-U-R, D-A-Y, NIGHT!”

 

Perception.

 

Climate change has wreaked such havoc on the planet that it rained here on the first day of Summer.

Mengele reincarnated?

The forecast is mucho street tacos.

 

Reality.

 

My guess is this has a snowball’s chance in Gaza.

No food dates until they put out, or invite them over for dinner.

 

OMWC.

 

Time out of time.

Mmmmm, meat.

 

You know what’s coming.

 

 

 

 

Comments

318 responses to “Saturday night links of “S, A, T-U-R, D-A-Y, NIGHT!””

  1. Sean

    “American are eating less red meat”

    Fake news.

    1. Rhywun

      Also… bacon is cheap? That’s news to me.

      1. Tundra

        Cheaper than fake meat.

        1. Tundra

          And I’m glad you bought CV!

          1. Rhywun

            Yeah, long overdue really.

      2. Suthenboy

        I haven’t calculated lately but when I price bacon I price cooked bacon, not raw. After it is cooked, last time I looked, it was about 25$ per pound.

        Not cheap.

        1. Sean

          But worth it!

        2. OneOut

          Same as crawfish as you know Suth.

          Three dollars or so a pound but $30 or$40 for the meat.

          I’ll stick with fresh blue crab I trap myself over crawdads and lobster.

          And I actually like it better
          Crawfisk
          H are simply a social fad for those who live off the bayou and swamps who catch their own like I do with crab.

          1. DrOtto

            I imagine crawfisk as something Pope Jimbo would come up with if he migrated to Louisiana.

          2. Count Potato

            uffdat

          3. blackjack

            I read this as “crackfish” and thought, man I gotta get a whole bunch of that stuff!

      3. Rebel Scum

        bacon is cheap?

        The most expensive part of a well-rounded breakfast. But it’s worth it.

        1. Sean

          You don’t drink scotch at breakfast?

          ?

          So sorry.

          1. Rebel Scum

            Guinness*, on occasion (weekend/vaca). So I guess that is a bit more expensive than bacon.

            *But is there Guinness in my coffee or coffee in my Guinness?

          2. Count Potato

            Pound per pound, I’d say Guinness is less expensive than cooked bacon.

  2. Old Man With Candy

    Wait, where did you get that pic of me pointing at your glass?

    1. egould310

      That’s the model for Zippy the Pinhead.

      1. I actually had a microcephalic patient in the ER once, many years ago. Looked exactly like that. All that was missing was the ribbon on the top of the head.

        1. Count Potato

          So you are saying you added the ribbon?

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            One of Us!!

  3. Ownbestenemy

    Prostitution is illeagal but in reality, guys spend more money on drinks or food just to get laid using a middleman (bartender/server) for sex.

    1. Pimps preform a valuable service.

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        But not an easy one.

        1. MikeS

          But a fun one.

    2. Lackadaisical

      You guys are going to too nice of a restaurant or waiting too long to seal the deal.

      Alternatively, prostitutes are far cheaper than I’ve been led to believe.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Two words: Dollar. Menu.

        1. Chafed

          Tom Leykis would approve.

  4. Tundra

    “The pride of the tartan!”

    Fucking right.

    1. Rhywun

      “tartan teen sensations”

      I had no idea where they were from. I would have guessed Boston or San Fran.

  5. Tres Cool

    Whaddup.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Sup Tres!

  6. Spudalicious

    GAAH!!! I just ear-wormed myself with my own song.

    1. Suthenboy

      Me too. Thanks. I hadn’t heard that in….decades. Now it is stuck in my head after listening for ten seconds.

      1. Gender Traitor

        The only cure for an ear worm is another ear worm.

        1. Suthenboy

          Y’all are killing me.

          *Ever notice that all zydeco music sounds exactly the same?

          1. dbleagle

            This was a favorite of my daughter when she was in 1st grade.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuapCENFM2U

            Now I played it for her 5yo daughter while dancing with her, and she is hooked on “Mama’s song”.

    2. egould310

      “Saturday Bride” by Quilt https://youtu.be/inJsc8JYg8g

      It’s the band explaining the musical parts to the song. They’re cute and the song is good.

    1. Rhywun

      Allow me to get a little more specific.

      1. Sean

        Bunch of old people around this joint.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9n55KLFHmo

        Saturday night.

        1. Rhywun

          Needz more la-la-la’s.

          Actually, that wasn’t terrible.

          1. Gender Traitor

            Was expecting this.

          2. Count Potato
        2. blackjack

          Old people? Well, I guess..

          1. blackjack

            If I was really old.

          2. blackjack

            I think it’s almost 4th of july.

        3. KSuellington

          Nice, I saw them at the Hotel Utah last November. My buddy’s band opened for them. Fun show.

          1. Sean

            ????

          2. KSuellington

            I’m listening to this guy on vinyl cause he is my favorite Brazilian artist of all time. One of his classics.

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VK8HNwqZgF8

          3. I would have thought this was your favorite Brazilian artist.

          4. KSuellington

            Heh, heh Ted. He’s my second.

      2. Tundra

        I guessed correctly. Great song!

    2. MikeS

      Just because I want to push some buttons: It is better than the original.

      Fight me. Again.

      1. KSuellington

        *can’t manage to fight due to excessive bursts of laughter*

      2. CPRM

        I will defend Nickback’s first two albums, nothing beyond.

        1. MikeS

          I don’t give a shit what album that came off of, it’s a good cover. And I don’t even really like them a whole lot.

      3. blackjack

        Yeah, no. It’s rare for a cover to be better than the first. This one is, however.

        1. MikeS

          Are you fucking kidding me? Frampton using a 40+ year old guitar gimmick in place of one of the best ever voices in R&R? Hard pass.

          Now I really do want to fight.

        2. dbleagle

          Is it still a cover when the original artist says the new one now owns the song?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

          1. blackjack

            Johnny Cash can do no wrong ( well, except that one time he burnt down the whole forest while tripping.)

          2. MikeS

            OK. Now I don’t want to fight anymore.

            And honestly, I think that forest had it coming. Did you see all the flammable things it just left laying round?

        3. MikeS

          This is a better Black Hole Sun cover than Frampton.

          1. blackjack

            LOL. I’m with you on the “vocoder” or whatever it is, but at 70 y/o, Frampton rips up that Les Paul way harder than the original.

          2. Count Potato

            It’s a talk box, a vocoder is what you hear from Kraftwerk, Newcleus, etc.

            A talk box is mechanical. A vocoder is electronic.

  7. commodious spittoon

    CHISWICK

    FRESH HORSES

    Brian Blessed is gold.

    1. Mornin’ Doncaster.

      1. peachy rex

        I LIKE NOT THIS NEWS! BRING ME SOME OTHER NEWS! [breaks toy horse]

        1. commodious spittoon

          The obnoxious page is great.

  8. Gender Traitor

    So if a certain percentage of heterosexual women go on dates to get a free meal, what percentage of lesbians go on dates to get a place to move into on Date #2?

    1. Tres Cool

      +1 Eat At Jo’s

      1. blackjack

        Are you saying they just want to eat out?

    2. 61North

      Uhaul approves.

    3. Suthenboy

      All of them.

    4. They just go for the all you can eat taco bar.

  9. 61North

    OMC, did you live in RR or ATX proper? Either way, getting toasty at the Express game was good stuff.

    1. SP

      We lived in far north ATX. The Dell Diamond was a short and pleasant drive.

      1. 61North

        Ah. I lived between campus and south of 38th and Guadeloupe.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Hyde Park? Nice area! We were off Parmer, in a solidly Vietnamese neighborhood.

          1. 61North

            Yeah more or less, but a very very short stroll to Wheatsville.

  10. Tres Cool

    Speaking of ear bugs, welcome to my nightmare:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln31raI2ezY

    1. Rhywun

      My buddy and I tried to get our French prof in college to explain what the title means. I don’t remember her answer but she struggled with it.

      1. Tres Cool

        Well, it’s Belgian, so its bastardized
        There is a vid…oh, here it go- https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-English-translation-to-the-lyrics-of-Ça-Plane-Pour-Moi-by-Plastic-Bertrand

        1. Tres Cool
          1. dbleagle

            Much better

      2. Count Potato

        “The song’s name is a French idiomatic expression which is best translated as “everything’s going well for me” (literally: “it is gliding for me”).”

        1. Rhywun

          Ahh

    2. Chafed

      That is a nightmare. The lip synching is bad even by TV standards.

    3. J. Frank Parnell
    4. Drake

      This is my earworm. I hear it once and I’m humming it all week.
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODJP56YfWXY

      I just lost 25 lbs by not eating the damn bread. My wife took me to an Oktoberfest in June. Two beers and a Reisling my wife rejected and I’m a wreck. I guess it’s call tradeoffs.

      1. DEG

        My wife took me to an Oktoberfest in June.

        Oktoberfest in June does not compute but is probably a lot of fun.

        1. Drake

          It was a really nice day and a lot of fun. The wurst was excellent.

  11. Chafed

    Does anyone else listen to the Mad Dogs and English men podcast? I really enjoy it. I want to know why it ends abruptly every episode. Some times it happens mid sentence. Is there a paid version I don’t know about or is it just bad editing?

    1. commodious spittoon

      It’s a joke. It used to be they’d introduce a topic they have no intention of discussing, like “Here’s what I like about Elizabeth Warren’s healthcare plan.”

      Speaking of

  12. Chafed

    I had no idea. Thanks.

  13. Chafed

    Brooksed it.

  14. Count Potato

    “Report: Internet Users Who Call For Attacking Other Countries Will Now Be Enlisted In The Military Automatically

    U.S.—A new policy issued by the United States Department of Defense, in conjunction with online platforms like Twitter and Facebook, will automatically enlist you to fight in a foreign war if you post your support for attacking another country.

    People who bravely post about how the U.S. needs to invade some country in the Middle East or Asia or outer space will get a pop-up notice indicating they’ve been enlisted in the military. A recruiter will then show up at their house and whisk them away to fight in the foreign war they wanted to happen so badly.

    “Frankly, recruitment numbers are down, and we needed some way to find people who are really enthusiastic about fighting wars,” said a DOD official. “Then it hit us like a drone strike: there are plenty of people who argue vehemently for foreign intervention. It doesn’t matter what war we’re trying to create: Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, North Korea, China—these people are always reliable supporters of any invasion abroad. So why not get them there on the frontlines?”

    “After all, we want people who are passionate about occupying foreign lands, not grunts who are just there for the paycheck,” he added.

    Strangely, as soon as the policy was implemented, 99% of saber-rattling suddenly ceased.”

    https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1142152708490534912

    https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-tweet-in-support-of-foreign-wars-to-be-automatically-enlisted-in-armed-forces

    1. Winston

      Right-wingers suspicious of war with a Republican in the White House. What happened?

    2. Drake

      I want to be the Drill Instructor who gets Bill Kristol.

    3. creech

      Unsurprisingly, support for the Vietnam war among college conservatives started to drop when the anti-war protesters started chanting “You dig it, you go!” Like getting a 2×4 between the eyes when I realized moi would be graduating before LBJ got us out of that hell hole.

  15. Count Potato

    Imagine being this guy

    “If you’re Hispanic, there’s nothing @realDonaldTrump wont do to break up your family, cage your children, or erase your existence with a weaponized census. And there’s nothing we won’t do in the streets, courts, and at the ballot box to stop him.”

    https://twitter.com/ericswalwell/status/1142436739476312064

    1. Suthenboy

      JFC that guy is some kind of piece of cheese.

      Trump: 150 people would lose their lives so he calls off an air strike over a machine lost but no lives lost. He is worse than Hitler.

      Swalwell: Passionatly wants to disarm law abiding American citizens and if they resist throw them in jail or kill them. Yay! California for electing this waste of skin.

      1. Drake

        Use nukes if a community resists.

    2. Spudalicious

      I almost included that. I don’t understand how this guy remembers to breathe.

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      When in trouble,
      When in doubt,
      Run in circles,
      Scream and shout,

  16. J. Frank Parnell

    Anyone in the mood for some smooth jazz tonight?

    1. I just watched Paris Blues yesterday; I’ve had enough smooth jazz for a while.

  17. SP

    Many of these links seem somehow familiar.

    1. Isn’t that the purpose of consistant stylesheets?

      /deliberately obtuse

    2. Spudalicious

      Nuh uh. I even changed the ones OMWC ripped off this morning.

  18. Count Potato

    “I understand ur frustration.More teams coming in 2help. Please let me know what I can do 2help in the meantime u can DM me @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY”

    https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/264708917051916289

    LOLOLOL

    1. Rhywun

      Careful, Mayor: this is what brought down Anthony Weiner.

      lol

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        He said Weiner, hehe,

  19. Yusef drives a Kia

    Time for the motel rats to arrive, I’m chilling next to my van in a lounge chair with popcorn and Beer, does that make me a motel rat? I have a good job…

    1. Well, I would need a definition for the term “Motel Rat” to make a determination.

      1. Rhywun

        Yeah, it sounds like he might want to find another motel.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          As usual Rats is a relative definition,
          The people who have no home, and deal drugs, hookers, hustlers etc.
          I don’t care, our room is nice, and no one fucks with us, let people live, even motel rats….
          I love watching them though, they think they are clever,

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            There goes one now,

          2. Rhywun

            Heh I’ve worked 4 different hotels on two coasts. I know all about it…

          3. Rhywun

            Actually 3 coasts if you include the north coast

          4. Lackadaisical

            Like Alaska?

          5. Rhywun

            Like Lake Erie.

          6. Lackadaisical

            That makes more sense. Never thought of it that way. Hm.

          7. Rhywun

            The HS radio station I mentioned in a previous thread today used “From the North Coast of America!” in their whatever-you-call-it in between some songs in the 80s.

        2. Lackadaisical

          Why? That one has flavor.

          Back in the day I had a “no lot lizards” sticker on my van.

    2. Donation Not Taxation

      From last thread: Too bad about the “bogus” part. Maybe your “adventure” will be more bodacious tomorrow. “and… well… San Dimas high school football rules!”

  20. Yusef drives a Kia
    1. That bottlecap has too much space, kick it out of the chair.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        It’s been there for weeks, I think it likes it there…

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        When are you going to finish you’re kitbash?someone needs to fill in on the building stuff, and you’re it..

        1. I just have to finish painting the animals and making chains.

          But I need to unbury the workbench.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Can’t wait, really

          2. Lackadaisical

            “making chains.”

            Fuck off slaver!

  21. Count Potato

    “The food sector has a huge potential for emission reduction and a shift to healthier and more sustainable diets can help protect the planet and achieve the goals of the #ParisAgreement. Take a look at some of the food alternatives participants tasted at the #SB50Bonn.”

    https://twitter.com/UNFCCC/status/1141033998967328768

    No.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      New ways to serve Bacon? I’m in…
      Ooh&h,

    2. Rhywun

      Jesus, I’m cooking here. ?

    3. Sean

      Repost from last article, but it seems really relevant. And I’m drinking.

      https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/K20E0g2rSyGIKT4SpCp1hg.q-YhD-jgcFy2BKd18ia8B9

      If I’m forced to eat bugs…

      *cue ominous musc*

      1. Sean

        Sigh.

        *music

      2. Rhywun

        How about we agree that any country stupid enough to sign the #ParisAgreement gets to eat that shit from now on? Put your money where your mouth is, all you virtue-signallers who never had any intention to follow the agreement in the first place.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Stop I can only get so hard.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Between you and count I think he’ll be here soon.

  22. Donation Not Taxation

    Mutant babies secretly born in China
    If true, then why not? Although I don’t think that being immune to HIV is up to the standards of the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters.

    “The gap between Texas’ Hispanic and white populations continued to narrow last year when the state gained almost nine Hispanic residents for every additional white resident.”
    Notice that the writer assumes “the demographics of the state continue to shift against the Republican Party.” I will also comment on “the last go-around” of “redraw[ing] the state’s congressional and legislative maps” “still being litigated in federal court.” I thought the Constitution of the United States of America said that the job belonged to the state legislature. Period.

    “The White House on Saturday outlined a $50 billion Middle East economic plan that would create a global investment fund to lift the Palestinian and neighboring Arab state economies, and fund a $5 billion transportation corridor to connect the West Bank and Gaza.” I must have missed the tweet asking for $55,000,000,000 in donations to pay for this. /sarc

    “foodie call”
    This is supposed to be new? There were jokes about Shirley Brahms relying on dating for her food back in the 1970s on Are You Being Served?

    “That’s where we should be heading, and this should be a part of it.”
    I think I know the Glibs’ answer to requiring something along the lines of “The Surgeon General has determined that this product, when used as directed, will kill you.”

    As posted yesterday:
    ““the sun doesn’t set from 18 May until 26 July” on the island of Sommarøy according to lonelyplanet.com/news/2019/06/19/sommaroy-to-become-time-free-zone/. They “presented a Norwegian member of parliament with a petition, signed by the island’s residents, asking for Sommarøy to become the world’s first time-free zone” according to nsaneforums.com/topic/346680-this-norwegian-island-wants-to-become-the-world’s-first-time-free-zone/ That means Norway would legally recognize the place as not being in any time zone.
    What time is it? Not applicable.”

    1. The Bearded Hobbit

      DnT,

      Thank you for discovering paragraph separation. I read your posts but they tend to run-on and are hard to parse.

      You also might look into converting your links. There are browser add-ons that make formatting easy. Even so, you might want to thing about putting carriage returns before and after your links to highlight them.

      Hope this helps. Hobbit

      1. Donation Not Taxation

        Thanks.

  23. Rebel Scum

    The “peace to prosperity” plan

    Doesn’t seem to include a provision to turn the middle-east into a sea of glass. War-Stache Bolton has a sad.

  24. Rhywun

    How the hell are we still unable to score against T&T?? I know, it’s because we suck.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Third Of Women Admit To Dating For Free Meal

    I thought men being expected to pay for the date was old fashioned and patriarchal.

    Go Dutch so we can go Dutch.

    1. Count Potato

      LOL

  26. Rebel Scum

    If you want to cut the lawn at 4am, then you can do it.

    I could but it would be dark.

    We will be a time-free zone where everyone can live their lives to the fullest

    But how are you going to schedule anything? Will the trains be on time every time and no time?

    1. There will be no trains. And nothing will actually get done.

    2. Donation Not Taxation

      As to your 2nd point, don’t know. As to your first point, for them “the sun doesn’t set from 18 May until 26 July”

  27. DEG

    The White House on Saturday outlined a $50 billion Middle East economic plan that would create a global investment fund to lift the Palestinian and neighboring Arab state economies, and fund a $5 billion transportation corridor to connect the West Bank and Gaza.

    That’s a hell of a lot of graft opportunities.

    1. Rhywun

      Maybe we can airlift the California HSR stub and plop it down there.

    2. Akira

      Yea, just throw money at the problem. That’ll do the trick (I mean, it virtually eradicated poverty in American inner cities, right? Right?)

      1. Rhywun

        I only glanced at a story covering that and it seemed like at least it’s not our money (for once). *shrugs*

  28. Count Potato

    “The Cuban American people understand first hand that socialism KILLS.”

    https://twitter.com/The_Trump_Train/status/1142474539781238794

      1. Akira

        Wearing a #MAGA hat is tantamount to donning a KKK hood.

        Ya know, I’m not a die-hard Trump supporter, and I would never wear political apparel… But these assholes are making me want to buy a MAGA hat and just wear it everywhere as a big F U.

        1. CPRM

          I make the damn Hat and The Hair cartoon, and these assholes have made me think of voting for that bag of dicks.

          1. Rhywun

            FWIW, I don’t understand either the written or visual versions of H&H as being either pro- or anti-Trump.

            Which is why I like them.

          2. CPRM

            Yeah, I know I try not to be specifically pro or con, just funny. And SF just interprets the dreams the Elder Gods give him.

          3. Rebel Scum

            as being either pro- or anti-Trump

            I like them for that as well. It’s parody that makes fun of the situation without being biased, which I believe is difficult for most people to do.

          4. Akira

            Back in the late 2000s when I first became politically active and developed something of an ideology, I swore off the two major parties.

            But as long as Trump doesn’t start some stupid war or enact some extreme economic intervention, I’m thinking I’m going to vote for him in 2020. I know it sucks to perpetuate the Republican/Democrat duopoly, but I just can’t stomach the thought of a Democratic victory after all the banana republic shit they’ve pulled. The things they’ve done (and the things they want to do) are much worse than anything Trump has done thus far. They must not be validated and encouraged to do that shit any more.

          5. Rhywun

            You’re in Ohio, right? Your vote might actually matter.

          6. CPRM

            MY Vote is the only one that matters, that’s why President Gary Joh…wait…what, he didn’t win? I blame Al Leppo!

          7. Akira

            I certainly am in Ohio – and I take the “swing state” status into consideration.

            … It also means we get hammered with political ads more than non-swing states. Fortunately, I never watch TV and I only listen to the local classical station (which has a strict “no politics” rule).

          8. Rhywun

            I live in NY – I get zero national political ads.

          9. blackjack

            I live in CA, so it don’t matter what I do, but I don’t think I could pull a lever for the guy despite knowing he’s been the closest to my political leanings thus far. I sometimes vote team red on local stuff, just to lessen the margin for the eventual whackjob blue team schill who wins anyway. I might just abstain in 2020, seeing as how the “L” party looks dead to me.

          10. robc

            1 vote never matters in a Pres race. SEE Bush v Gore.

          11. straffinrun

            The Mises guys (Woods, Dave Smith, Stapleton etc) joined the LP in order to swing it from the identity politics courting wing. Let’s hope they have some influence and the LP chooses someone worth voting for.

          12. Mainer

            I’m voting for Trump in 2020 because fuck these people.

        2. Rebel Scum

          I, too, am a contrarian of sorts. Dishonest and/or ignorant people like that make me want to don MAGA gear as well. In fact, they are why I voted for the man in the first place, and likely will again. For all his faults, I think his presidency has been a net benefit so far and a step in the right direction with consideration of lower taxes and regulation.

          1. Akira

            For all his faults, I think his presidency has been a net benefit so far and a step in the right direction with consideration of lower taxes and regulation.

            I think the best thing has been how much the Dems have dropped the mask out of sheer outrage. We now have ironclad evidence (backed up by countless videos and articles) that the Left is essentially totalitarian.

            Particularly useful was the exposure of the corporate media as nothing more than DNC mouthpieces. A lot of people knew this for decades, but the hacked emails revealed that they are literally colluding behind the scenes to control what information the public receives.

      2. straffinrun

        That guy’s face is the definition of vacuous.

  29. KSuellington

    Currently enjoying a Dubonnet Manhattan, also called a Lafayette. Nice, slightly less sweet than a regular manhattan. Mine is 2 oz Bulleit Rye, 3/4 oz Dubonnet and a healthy dash of Fee Bros. Bitters. Shaken over ice and strained into coupe glass.

    1. egould310

      Jim Beam on a big ice cube with a splash of Perrier. * Cheers!*

      Wife is going to fry a giant pork chop, and make a nice fresh chopped salad. I’m gonna sit on the sofa and get buzzed and wail away on my new Epiphone Hummingbird.

      1. blackjack

        That’s what I’m talking about!

    2. KSuellington

      Cheers to both you guys. It was so good I’m gonna have another.

      Speaking of pork chops, these guys sell and ship the best frigging pork chops I have ever eaten. Top end restaurant quality pork goodness. Not cheap, but worth it for a treat.

      https://grasslandbeef.com/ribeye-pork-chops-16oz

      1. Rhywun

        What are their shipping charges like? I find that online meat outfits really nail you there (probably not their fault, but it needs to be considered).

        1. KSuellington

          These guys you need to have a 75 buck minimum and then the shipping is 9.50. No sales tax. Their 6oz bone in pork chops also rock. I usually get 150 bucks worth of pork from them at a time. I like to have my freezer full and just pull out meat a day or two ahead of time.

          1. Rhywun

            That’s considerably less than other outfits. I’m not a big pork person (except bacon), I assume they have a good beef selection?

          2. Rhywun

            Gah their website is a shit-show. I can’t select anything.

          3. KSuellington

            Really? I’ve never had a problem with their website. I can’t vouch for their beef as I get mine from Costco. Their pork frigging rocks tho.

          4. Rhywun

            Yeah I click the menu icon and it goes into epilepsy mode. Someone hasn’t properly tested a variety of browsers.

  30. Ownbestenemy

    My 17 year old…after some um..kool aid…pontificated on the views of Goldwater. He said in the end we are all people, we should let people do what they have always done.

    He is still an asshole though.

    1. Ownbestenemy

      Grandpa [dad] still writes in on his vote Barry Goldwater. Some background anc I am drinking

      1. creech

        I’ve had a “Don ‘t Blame Me, I voted for Goldwater” sticker on my car since Jan. 2017. Every once in a while, I’ll get a honk and a thumbs up.

    2. Spudalicious

      Your son, or Goldwater?

      1. Chafed

        I’m confused too. And whoever it is, why is he an asshole?

    3. Count Potato

      electric kool aid?

    1. Count Potato

      “If today’s articles existed in the 1950s”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qznc-yY17IQ

      1. Rebel Scum

        Everyone likes it wet.

  31. westernsloper

    The plan also proposes nearly a billion dollars to build up the Palestinians’ tourism sector, a seemingly impractical notion for now given the frequent flareups between Israeli forces and militants from Hamas-ruled Gaza, and the tenuous security in the occupied West Bank.

    Aaaah, the Hamas tours. Ending in beheading if you don’t pray to the correct god. That won’t be on my bucket list.

    1. I can think of several Congresscritters who should go.

      Really, though, who wouldn’t want to go to an unpleasant shithole where you can’t drink, be Jewish, or be a woman with a bare head. Or ankle. Sounds like a blast.

      1. Chafed

        But they love the gays… to death.

  32. Rhywun

    DOE spokesman Doug Cohen said the event time was chosen with Asian-American community advocates “to accommodate families who work in the evenings,” and childcare will be provided.

    Because they all work in restaurants and convenience stores, amirite?

    Sorry, Asians – the numbers don’t lie. And you’re the sacrifice.

    1. Chafed

      JFC. Are Carranza and company incredibly tone deaf or are they actively provoking the local Asian community?

      1. Rhywun

        Why not? They’re only like 12% of the population. And like (((those guys))), they’re pretty reflexively D anyway.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Richmond soccer is embarrassingly bad these days. I guess I’ll watch the Colorado/Vancouver game and root for CO because ‘Murica.

    1. MLS is playing during the Gold Cup?

      1. Rhywun

        Some teams have taken 2 weeks off. I guess not all.

        In previous years, they didn’t even do that. So this is an improvement.

    2. Rhywun

      Now that I guess the USMNT decided not to suck as much as I expected, I’m looking at something USL next. Probably P’bgh v Jersey Red Bulls II.

  34. straffinrun

    Anyone else find it weird when Trump’s kids refer to him as “Trump”?

    1. Rhywun

      I’ve never paid the slightest attention to a Trump kid.

      1. straffinrun

        Even Ivanka? Oh, yeah. Forgot. 😉

    2. westernsloper

      Promoting the brand.

    3. Chafed

      Yes. It reminds me of the royal we.

      1. MikeS

        Mike agrees.

    4. CPRM

      Why are you reading Baron’s Journal?

  35. westernsloper

    I will just leave this here.

    “That’s what he said”

    1. straffinrun

      Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair near Judge Walsh, who scrambled away as her bailiff yelled for her to run. He also ate some of the feces, witnesses said.
      “It was intense. The corrections officers and police officers were swarming. Like 60 of them,” said witness Allen Rios

      Wheelchair. 60 officers. Does not compute.

      1. CPRM

        Somebody didn’t see Batman V Superman: Not The CPRM Cut

    2. Chafed

      So glad I read that right before dinner.

    3. Donation Not Taxation

      That link is to a Florida Man story worthy of being in the links above the comments.

  36. Rebel Scum

    It’s late. So lets rock out.

    1. Ownbestenemy

      Its 7:35 in Gods country…but I will allow

      1. CPRM

        God’s country“, OMG, I now have PTSD! Fuck you Top 40 country!

        1. dbleagle

          How about this top 40 country?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3ukWqRU4s

      1. Rhywun

        Really? For shame.

        1. MikeS

          They are a guilty pleasure of mine. Here’s one for your room mates.

          1. Rhywun

            They are fucking heinous.

          2. MikeS

            *sigh*

            Fine. How’s this?

          3. Rhywun

            I’ve heard of them – doesn’t scratch my itch TBH. But I could post harsh Teutonic all day.

          4. MikeS

            A little too “dance” for my liking, but I don’t hate it. I’ve learned I like most of the Neue Deutsche Härte (kein Euphemismus) bands.

            This one is a little more ballad-y.

          5. Rhywun

            I like that one considerably more – good stuff.

            But yeah, I’m more on the dance/synth side.

          6. Chafed

            Are you MikeS or Ted S?

  37. egould310

    I’m going to be in Ogden,UT from Monday to Friday this week. Any Glibs have any recommendations or want to meet for a brew? Ogden, Utah.

    1. leon

      Dunno about bars out in Ogden, but you should try to make it to the Browning Museum if you have time.

    1. CPRM

      There’s over 20 of them, and no one better than Trump, fucking horrid.

      1. straffinrun

        Tulsi at least has a decent foreign policy. Other than that? *Shudders*

    1. CPRM

      Naturally, Seether was better before you knew them.

    2. MikeS

      Excellent. One of my favorite bands.

      Here’s something from one of my new (to me) favorite bands.

      1. Rhywun

        Na so was!

    1. J. Frank Parnell

      As long as we’re rocking out: the new Death Angel album is out.

  38. J. Frank Parnell

    Maybe this has been posted already but whatever:
    FreedomToons: Dr. Mac and AOC Fix the Weather

    1. MikeS

      That is awesome. I thought the Eagle was getting retired. What a kick-ass aircraft.

    2. Grumbletarian

      Hm. Interesting tactic to convert the F-15 into a mobile missile platform while the lesser-armed stealth fighters pick out targets for it on the front lines.

  39. 61North

    Well, shit. My plans to get day drunk were cut short due to a work emergency. Nothing like a 6p email with lawyers. Shit.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      I’ll drink for you.

    2. Chafed

      My condolences.

  40. slumbrew

    Hot take: ham is superior to bacon or sausage when paired with eggs. The latter overwhelm the taste of the eggs, ham is more subtle.

    Fight me.

    1. Rhywun

      Ham is easier to prepare. But the 1 in 3 or so chance of me getting bacon just right… can’t be beat.

      1. slumbrew

        400 degree oven, cold start, start checking around 16 minutes or so.

        1. KSuellington

          Yup, I never even bother frying bacon much anymore. It’s all about the bake on 400 on a metal sheet. Check a few times.

          1. Rhywun

            I do get the best results in the oven. That’s when brand comes into play. My favorite – which got consistently perfect results – disappeared from my supermarket shelves. ?

          2. KSuellington

            I’ve had that ? it’s really good. Thin slice. I like the thick slice Kirkland that you get at Costco as well.

          3. Rhywun

            Via that website I found it at a supermarket about 2 subway stops or a lonnnng walk from me. ?

            Road trip!

    2. Akira

      How ’bout a compromise: Canadian bacon, which is cured like bacon but ends up with a texture and ease of preparation like ham.

      I frequently do the Canadian bacon recipe from the excellent book Charcuterie, and it’s by far my favorite breakfast meat (besides maybe a ribeye from the local butcher).

    3. KSuellington

      There is no need to fight. Irish sausages are the best breakfast meat. There is no other close, although it’s good to also have Irish black pudding and white pudding sausage. You can’t get the real ones in this country, or should I say it is very hard. Italian sausage is the best if you are not in Ireland.

  41. slumbrew

    The first picture and, really, the second, makes me think We’re not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe

    1. KSuellington

      Hilarious. Eddie, before he got caught with the trannie hooker, was one of the best comedians of all time. My cousin’s drunk Irish uncle took us to see that movie at the drive ins the nite after my grand aunt’s funeral. We were about 10 years old if that, totally inappropriate, but it was the 80’s. I think he swore more on the ride over than Eddie did in the first couple scenes, which is not an easy feat.

  42. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/21/climate-emergency-citizens-assemblies-public-politics

    There is, sadly, a lot more unpleasantness to get through before the Brexit disaster will be in any sense behind us. Paradoxically, we may need one more democratic moment – an election or a further referendum – to move on. But then perhaps, one day, we could go back to having politicians who do not shirk the duty of leadership, and a political system that has the confidence to operate more normally, without outsourcing its work to the rest of us.

    Of course, we still want “government of the people, by the people, for the people”. We just need to find some better people to do it. Don’t hold your breath.

    1. Rhywun

      Jeez, dude… what a gamma cuck.

  43. Festus

    Built a display stand for Wifey’s side gig. One down, three to go. Pretty buzzed or I’d keep at it. Immensely happy with the final product so best to quit while I still have both thumbs.

    1. Chafed

      That’s always good advice.

  44. Winston

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/21/help-the-planet-work-a-four-day-week

    However, to achieve a more ecologically sustainable economy, changing minds will not be enough, we need to change behaviours. Small tweaks such as not using plastic straws or minimising food waste will make some difference. But if we hope to make real progress, we need to make bigger alterations in what we do. One behaviour change that will have a positive impact on the environment is a four-day working week.

    1. Rhywun

      Help the planet – off yourself.

      thx

      1. Gustave Lytton

        They’re zealots who are determined to make everyone else conform. More than they actually care about the purported goal.

  45. Winston

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/americans-dont-want-endless-trade-wars-threats-and-tariffs-what-we-need-is-a-bold-alternative/2019/06/21/a430dae4-9388-11e9-aadb-74e6b2b46f6a_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3d2f698fcfb4

    Among the party’s score of contenders, here’s a prayer that one will evoke its greatest free trader, President Woodrow Wilson.

    Precisely 101 years ago, with World War I drawing to a close, Wilson called for “the removal, so far as possible, of all economic barriers, and the establishment of an equality of trade conditions.”

    Wilson had already accomplished one of his signature goals: a broad reduction of tariffs in the United States, wiping out decades of protectionist laws by business-friendly Republicans. Though personally marred by his racial prejudice, Wilson realized the logic of globalism. He was trying to create an international framework to prevent another war. “All the peoples of the world are in effect partners in this interest,” Wilson said.

    Racist, statist, warmonger, free-trader. Hmm…

    1. Winston

      I bring this up because the libertarian obsession with Free-Trade seems rather Victorian. I speak of the assumption that it was the panacea for all political, economic and social issues and will stop war. Never mind that the rise of Labour, the decline of classical liberalism and WWI happened decades after the Corn Laws were repealed and that plenty of free-traders have been statist warmongers and plenty of pacifists have been statist protectionists.

      I mean if free-trade wasn’t a panacea for Victorian or Edwardian Britain then obviously NAFTA would be forever unchallenged, right?

      1. The issue here is that government controlled and regulated trade, from either side, isn’t really free. It’s like people shitting themselves over Trump with China (the outcome of which remains to be seen) without acknowledging that China has been fucking with the market from their end since time immemorial.

        Does that mean Trump is right? Not necessarily. But calling what we had before “free trade” is mendacious.

        1. Winston

          First of all I wasn’t trying to suggest that Trump’s trade views are “correct” just that our views of “free trade” are flawed. The Repeal of the Corn Laws didn’t stop socialism and David Lloyd-George and Woodrow Wilson hated tariffs yet were scumbags a fact that is often glossed over.

          But calling what we had before “free trade” is mendacious.

          So that means a lot of mendacious people. Most critiques of modern tariffs seem to think we had “Free-trade” before Trump.

          And do you think that anywhere has ever had real free-trade?

          As for China one issue is that can anyone really trade with China without going through the Government and the party? Don’t they control the ports and the businesses being traded with?

        2. “And do you think that anywhere has ever had real free-trade?”

          Between individuals, yes; not between nations.

          Socialism is due to irreparable flaws in the human mind and not related to free trade. If humans were actually rational, they’d see that liberty and free trade provided the best overall quality of life to everyone involved. They’re not and they don’t because they (we) are broken and can’t be fixed.

        1. Chafed

          I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  46. Festus

    Met my new trainee this morning. Smart, cute and snarky. Drives a Tacoma just like me. Why must you mock me, Satan?

    1. commodious spittoon

      What’s his name?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Paul Allen.

        1. Festus

          Why, Commodius Spittoon, natch! *winks*

          1. commodious spittoon

            I mentioned last week that there’s a high school girl sharing my cubicle. She’s turned out to be gratifyingly meek and quiet.

          2. Festus

            “Gratifyingly”. She doesn’t tattle?

          3. commodious spittoon

            I’m trying to get a job there. I can’t have Little Miss Tattletale crying #MeToo just because some creep Bidens her.

          4. Chafed

            You share a cubicle but aren’t working there?

          5. commodious spittoon

            Interning. Hopefully not for much longer.

          6. Chafed

            Got it. Good luck getting hired there.

  47. commodious spittoon

    Where’d errybody go??

    1. Festus

      Away from You! j/k

    2. Akira

      I’m here!! Just boiling the moros y cristianos to go with my Cuban beef (FoodWishes recipe; it’s on YouTube).

      I’ve got the drunken munchies and I’m ready to chow down on this shit.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        The university has yet to decide what to do with the bell.

        Make it into chains that you can place on your neck and feet.

      2. Rhywun

        Bog-standard destruction of history.

        The link inside is way more fun:

        A Castro restaurant painted a rock rainbow for Pride. Some are saying it’s anti-homeless.

        1. KSuellington

          That one was fun. They should drill a hole through the rock and make it a rainbow shitter? ?

          1. Rhywun

            “During Pride we wanted permission to make it colorful,” explained Meddock. “People don’t realize that we’re all queer here, and some have battled with homelessness ourselves.”

            Good grief… the whole thing is eminently quotable but… my God.

            I love how the original article takes you though an endless vortex of similar “smash history!” articles.

            Fuuuuuck

          2. Festus

            Loud and Proud?

  48. commodious spittoon

    It’s Saturday night, boyos. You know what that means. That’s right. It’s Coast to Coast time.

    1. Festus

      2 hours of youtube? I’d rather watch that French chick break some eggs. Or Sophielien.

    2. Akira

      For some reason, I like listening to conspiracy/alien shit like that. 99 percent of that is completely unsubstantiated, but I like it for some reason. Maybe it’s a “comfort food” kind of thing; I used to spend a lot of time when I was in my early teens playing Rollercoaster Tycoon late into the night and listening to these kinds of shows.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I like it. It reminds me of X-Files. I don’t believe a word of any of it. But it’s fun listening to people who do.

    3. Chafed

      That show is on 7 days a week in my area. It’s not my cup of tea but if you enjoy conspiracy theories and stories about alien anal probes then knock yourself out.

    4. KSuellington

      Back in the 90’s I played drums in a band and used to listen to Art Bell on the AM on the late nite rides home from practices and shows. Fun stuff. Almost 100% bullshit, but high quality and entertaining bullshit.

    1. Rhywun

      Does this mean I get to look up all my past boyfriends and pretend we would have “filed jointly”? ?

    2. Akira

      If someone proposed expunging all convictions for sodomy and any other gayness-specific charges and refunding all associated fines, I might be OK with that.

      … But this sounds like a cash handout to all people who come forth and identify themselves as gay. What would stop any straight person from doing that? They could just say they were gay all these years but felt pressured to keep it a secret.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Cue any grifters claiming their roommates entitle them to a payout.

      2. Winston

        Bit of problem to expect the people creating these reparations programs to actually care about actual justice or healing.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Reparations for higher past taxes to be paid for higher future taxes? Got it.

    1. Akira

      Hahaha, I love the fucking comments. Fuck Eric.