STEVE SMITH STILL HAVE TROUBLE CRYPTIDS LOCAL 701. SOMETHING MAKE LEADERS #RESIST. THEM MORE AFRAID SOMETHING THAN STEVE SMITH. STEVE SMITH CHANGE THAT. HIM ASK FRIEND ZARDOZ VISIT. HIM HAVE “CHAT” WITH LEADERS. BY CHAT, MAY MEAN CLEANSE. BUT YOU NO HERE LISTEN STEVE SMITH WOE. YOU WANT PREVIEW. SO HERE IS PREVIEW. OF WEEK.
MONDAY – ANIMAL TELL US MORE OF HOME PLACE. HAVE OWLS IN IT. DBL EAGLE TALK COINS. STEVE SMITH NO USE COINS. HIM LEARN SOMETHING.
TUESDAY – FOURSCORE GO FISH. STEVE SMITH CAN FISH! THEN, THE HYPERBOLE TEACH WORK ON BOARDS.
WEDNESDAY – BRAIN GET SCARED BY HAT AND HAIR. BUT ALSO LAUGH. THEN Q HAVE BRAIN DUMP.
THURSDAY – NEW SERIES? IT HAVE ZOMBIE, BUT IT SECRET ZOMBIE. BY TRSHMNSTR. LATER, NAPTOWN BILL TALK SOCIAL MEDIA.
FRIDAY – WINSTON MOM STOP BY, SAY HI. BY “SAY HI” MEAN MAKE FUN GOOFY NYT MAN. AND STEVE SMITH SEE IF STILL BUSY WITH TROUBLE. IF CAN, WILL POST.
WEEKEND – OMWC, NOT ADHAN AND SPUDALICIOUS POST GOOD THINGS. MAN WITH TINY DOG THAT STEVE SMITH TAKE, AND THEN HIM TICKLE STEVE SMITH WITH AR-15, HAVE GOOD POST TOO.
WEEKDAY LINKS – CHEESE PERSON, BANJOS, OMWC.
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417 responses to “STEVE SMITH SUNDAY NIGHT PREVIEW. OF WEEK. THIS WEEK.”
Yusef waits till next week….
Hey YUFUS!
Hail Cascadia!
You are all insane and I love you for it.
Insane? By who’s metric ?
I think I can safely speak for most of us if I say “right back at ya”, tho.
Truth. Show of hands of everyone who is waiting until HX decides to replace her houseboy and then will submit resumes?
Oh my.
Well, I’m not hating the idea
Just let me know where to send d̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶s̶ my ?????????? ?????.
My resume:
Underachiever.
Fat, hairy, and bald.
Hang out here.
Willing to disappoint you in ways you didn’t even know were possible.
Will not put toilet seat back down solely out of principle.
Did I win?
Anyone else waiting for the inevitable “Dad?” response to banginglc?
My main sticking point is that your recommendations might not give me the earning potential I now enjoy, since government-adjacent industries tend to be infected with credentialism. I am just tearing through the semiconductor industry’s attitude of meritocracy uber alles (no advanced degree here).
Of course, if my main responsibilities were to work out, get buff and be available to ease the tensions of a long, hard workday, well then…
Nice. I wouldn’t want to lead anyone astray.
I told mr Splosives that he could quit working but only if he became the housekeeper, and by that I don’t mean cleaning lady, I mean bill paying, maintenance, etc.
Works for us. But he doesn’t always hold up his end of the bargain.
I have pricey tastes. Now if you were home often enough to distract me that might be enough, but since you work long hours, I’ll need enough money to keep me in art and guns.
Oh geez.
Still gotta be cheaper than keeping this man in guitars, and at least I’d enjoy the guns, too LOL
Yeah, I thin since you’re only supporting one houseboy, I’d probably need to have my own gainful employment to keep us both happy. If your word can get me a job that would support (own) a one-family house, let me know and let’s crunch the numbers.
*Nods. Sits in lotus position and ponders the primal sameness of all existence*
I wasn’t until I started reading Sugarfree stories and clicking HM links. But, sadly, I am now.
I figured out that I get along fine with sober/daytime HM but I absolutely will not go there when he gets rocked and starts posting barf inducing stuff.
You are wise in the ways of the Gliberati.
I go there.
But I’m weird.
Hold on….that’s considered “weird’?
THAT explains so much in my life!
Are you kidding? Anything that makes STEVE SMITH sad is EXTREMELY important. At least for those who want to live their lives without perforated colons.
-1 Mr. Hands
Talk to the hands, ’cause the face don’t care.
Some of the finest legal minds in the news.
“After hopping around several Downtown restaurants and bars late April 30 and into the morning hours of May 1, the judges tried to enter the Red Garter Gentleman’s Club, police said, but it was closed. They went to the nearby White Castle instead.”
White Castle because the strip club was closed?
Celebrating at the Red Garter was supposed to be the party of the first part; then the White Castle was the party of the second part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Sy6oiJbEk
One of my favorite Marx Bros. bits.
Yet another point of contention between myself and OMWC. I am completely in the Marx Bros. camp, while he seems to be a Three Stooges supporter.
I am quite certain that we would find us on differing sides of whatever controversy is roiling the chemistry community, but since I’ve let my ACS membership lapse, I have no idea what that would be.
Abbot and Costello.
Hyperbole WINS!?
Abbot and Costello are like Laurel and Hardy, they stand on their own.
Insert “WHY NOT BOTH” GIF here.
You’d probably see better women at the White Castle. The Red Garter is the worst strip club in town. The only reason it stays in business is that it’s the only strip club in the downtown area. People get drunk at classy bars, stop by the Red Garter, see the disappointment and shame, then go home for the night.
Whereas the White Castle, at that time of night, is filled with hot 22 year olds who got drunk at the same classy bars and are binging on the closest fast foot.
food*
I don’t want to give you the idea that all of the 22 y/o’s have a foot fetish.
Maybe I will apply to become a judge.
Indiana? Not Florida? Huh.
I see the post still has a Swiss Servator byline.
Swiss must’ve been abducted by Steve?
I was editing.
No idea what you’re talking about.
Does anyone know how to tell which CV axle is going bad? When I had it jacked up last week i couldn’t figure out which side was bad. I figured I’d wait until it got a little bit worse and re-check. But, i’m getting impatient.
Is it making noise while driving? Drive along a wall with the windows down and see if you can hear the side?
It has the tell-tale clicking noise when turning. It will do it turning either direction, usually during acceleration.
Doesn’t matter, they should be replaced as a pair. However, in my xp, the damage is usually caused by a bad boot. So look for a torn boot or missing boot clamp or leaking grease around the boot.
⬆⬆⬆
+1
No leaking boots or grease. Already checked.
Also, I will only replace the side that is damaged. This is on my 96 olds LSS. I have committed to doing the bare minimum required to keep it running. I’m not turning this $40 job into an $80 job.
Symptoms occuring during acceleration indict the inner bearing rathe than the outer. If you jack up the car, you may be able to feel a looseness when you grab the tire on the front and back and apply pressure side to side (like you were trying to turn left or right with your hands, if that makes sense).
Forget that. OMWC way is better. Also, I was wrong and there is no need ro replace both axles at the same time.
Why is this bylined by the Swiss one? What happened to STEVE SMITH in the basement over July 4? And by happen, mean rape.
And it’s gone.
I was editing, and forgot to switch out. Please don’t tell STEVE SMITH. I am still recovering from our last, uh, disagreement.
Unintended consequences?
Florida encourages homeowners to kill green iguanas ‘on their own property’
Florida iguana hunter shoots pool worker mistaking him for iguana
Has anyone seen Brett L. ?
How big of an iguana did he think he saw?
His pool service was entirely staffed with little people. Really little people.
Sgt. Stedanko would also like to know.
“Steve Kavashansky, owner of Iguana Busters”
If there is something green in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?
Not this asshole, because his employees can’t tell a lizard from Raoul the cabana boy.
Speaking of that, when was the last we heard from Mr. Lizard?
Oh no
uhhh… shit.. I don’t remember when I last saw him around.
Online dating may turn me into a man hater
Aww, cute non-psycho didn’t turn out as advertised?
Well, that seems extreme.
You’ll have to give us some details, please.
Saving up for an article
That’s the spirit!
For Jezebel? 😉
Maybe. I’m becoming more qualified daily. Sheesh.
“Gather round Glibs, Tulip channels her inner Zardoz and tells us why the penis is evil.”
?
That’s a great title. I may steal that.
I’d be honored.
I’m looking forward to the read.
You weren’t one already?
No, but it’s becoming more likely every day. Yikes.
He was actually fine. It’s the rest that just….shudders
Well, you only need one to measure up.
So we’re not doing phrasing ?
I think it suitably ambiguous.
Was? Is that over? Did you kill him? Is his body in your back yard? The River?
And are you saying we shouldn’t be sending you dick pics?
/deletes email
Not low-quality ones. I mean, would it kill you to use a little pancake at least, and c’mon, you call that lighting?
Obligatory:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
I expected this from Ted. Gives Trigger Hippie disappointed stare.
*long, contented sigh*
Ah, then my work here is done.
Sorry to disappoint you
See, I go with the obvious and Ted S. raises the bar to a whole other level of horrible. Bravo, Ted.
Ted’s was funny
Yeah, agreed.
Oh come on, Hall & Oates are great.
I’ll cop to having them loaded into my car’s playlist.
We went to a Hall and Oates indoor stadium show last year and it totally rocked.
You mean we didn’t?
(sorry it didn’t meet expectations but hey, you now have a story)
Tulip, if it’s any consolation, it’s not any different dating women online.
When I was last trying online dating, I don’t recall ever getting a dick pic. I do recall lots of no responses and profile lies.
Aren’t you a guy?
A guy looking for women?
I am. I’m pointing out that men looking for women online do not receive random dick pics, unlike women doing online dating.
If women would send more random tit pics then . . .well, I wouldn’t spend so much time looking at Q’s posts.
So far no dick pics, but lots of shirtless photos asking me to show my fits. So classy
To be honest, showing bobs and vagene are fairly typical in this modern age.
I’ve had a few instances myself. Though I knew them both well beforehand.
Every woman’s dating profile ever: I love to laugh!
“Dog mom” is becoming just as popular.
Run. Fast.
It depends on the dog. I once stayed with a woman for three years because she had an awesome dog.
Yeah, my wife brought a dog along on our first date. We joke that I agreed to more dates because I loved the dog so much.
The dog in and of itself isn’t the problem. Well, it would be for me, but that’s beside the point. It’s the kind of person who calls themself a “dog mom”.
I have hopefully blocked them before getting dick pics
Someday I will tell the horror stories of eHarmony dates.
Not to diminish your horrors but, in two weeks my wife and I, who met through e-Harmony, will celebrate our third anniversary.
Congrats!
Congratulations!
Tulip has Lowered Expectations.
I was hoped that’s what you were going to link to and bam! You step up and deliver.
And now I’m down the rabbit hole:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4St_zcwa2Kc
Hey, that video got him Rose McGowen (not a prize I’d fight for, but seems some men would). No word on if that was before or after she exchanged ‘favors’ with Harvey.
I was into Rose when she did Jawbreaker but she got way too weird too fast soon after.
…which is odd given I still swoon when I see and hear this other woman:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuP9FXLF8Q
Who doeskin like Joan Jett?
Seeing that made me think of Shannyn Sassoman, which lead me to this thing that I’m still trying to process.
Hype, Body Dalle.
CPRM, I use to think Shannyyn was soooooo cute back in the day. Not a lot of acting range but I enjoyed her role in Wristcutters. I didn’t know she was a musician as well. Interesting stuff. I usually don’t lean towards the ethereal but I like it when I’m feeling mellow.
er, Brody
“Who doeskin like Joan Jett?”
Lita Ford and Sandy West?
Other than I think Scream (?) I only know her from Doom Generation, where she is super-hawt if you’re into that sort of thing. And her character is the exact opposite of her current personality.
Doom Generation, AKA that movie a friend made me watch because that guy ate cum. Now that’s a whole porn category. Dogs and cats sleeping together I tell you!
I love that movie. One of the first DVD’s I purchased. Hot cast, great music. It gets a little less fun at the end, though.
Huh, I missed Doom Generation. I haven’t really paid too much attention to her since Planet Terror.
Doom Generation was well before Planet Terror.
Huh, guess I just whiffed on that movie. Oh well, not a big fan of games made into movies anyway.
Misandry is not pretty.
Though I have no advice here as on-line dating has been a bit of a wasteland for me.
Come read my messages and see how much you like men
I do not miss being single. If I ever found myself single again, I’m not sure I would date. Maybe look for a FWB situation.
Every guy is looking for that, which is part of the reason Tulip is having tough luck.
Ditto. I’m glad I’m out of that.
Several years ago, a woman I knew posted on facebook a selection of messages she received from men on OKCupid, and her responses.
I humorously replied with, “So, instead of sending a short message that shows I read her profile, instead I should write ‘ur hot, wan meat?’ or something like that and I’ll get a response?”
Satellite Beach woman charged with attacking man with griddle after they discussed divorce.
Has anyone seen Brett L. ?
I thought he got shot cleaning a pool?
Online dating may turn me into a man hater
Let me help.
You can speed up the process? Remember, I hang out here voluntarily.
I should be a Cleveland Brown, that’s how good of a let-her-down-er I am. Or so I have been told.
Speaking of the Browns, a local sports writer is upset about Dr. Michael Lewis’ (of Emory University) football fan rankings. For reference, the rankings of the best five fan groups:
1. Dallas.
2. New England.
3. Philadelphia.
4. N.Y. Giants.
5. Pittsburgh.
Worst five fan groups:
27: Cleveland.
28. Cincinnati.
29. Jacksonville.
30 Tennessee.
31. Kansas City.
32. L.A. Rams.
I assume they are complaining about being over-rated.
Out of both list, Cleveland is the only one he got right.
To be fair, if you are not a compete dick, you can attend a Cowboys tailgate party and be given enough beer and BBQ to be completely satisfied.
I would have thought that if you were a complete dick you’d fit right in with the Cowboy fans.
Winner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU34BTiSfkg
The same at Arrowhead, unless you’re a Raiders fan. I’ve seen Raiders fans thrown down stairs and over railings in Arrowhead. Not even Broncos fans receive that treatment.
Guys, wtf is up with pictures in cars or bathrooms?
Do you mean mirror and front seat selfies? If so, lots of women are guilty of that too. I don’t get it either.
Count me in as not getting it either.
I don’t look at men’s profiles since I’m a man looking for a woman, but the other thing that drives me up a wall are the snapchat/instagram filters.
Who doesn’t like dog ears and a funny nose?
I’ll tell you who doesn’t, me.
Yep, just give me an honest picture of yourself
The thing is, cameras are never ‘honest’. Choose the lies you want.
If that isn’t in a movie soon, I may have to have a few words with you, C.
OK–movie, bumper sticker…you know what I mean
I like the car seat selfies on Linkedin profiles. Almost as good as the ones of the entire family. I look at those and things like putting religious/hobbies unrelated to work skills on resumes as red flags.
We talking online dating profile selfies? If so, couldn’t tell ya. I did the online bit several years ago and just had a female friend take my picture in my living room.
go on…
They’re in the bathroom checking themselves out in the mirror, then they snap a photo. Cars, because guys believe women are impressed by them.
I’m amazed at the amount of women that take their picture in the bathroom mirror and don’t even straighten up the counter first. I guess it’s good that they advertise their filth, but I would be embarrassed, and I’m not a neat freak.
I know right? Make an effort guys!
My time owning a BMW indicates that they are.
In my experience, women shouldn’t date men who use a car as a proxy for self-esteem. Likewise, men shouldn’t date women who are impressed by the checkbook that paid for the car.
Anecdote:
I bought a Z3 back in… whenever Z3’s were sill being made. I drove up to a Circuit City (back when they still existed) the amount of salespeople who poured out to meet me was ungaublich. Worse than the 2020 Democrat primary.
That’s where we spend 90% of our time. You want honesty in your relationship, right?
I guess your alternative is the classic ‘slav squat’.
Stay cheeki breeki, my droog.
*slav squats with a flask of vodka*
adidas warm-ups? Top unzipped to show chains ?
Top that off with one of those British-style driving caps or and you’re khorosho, moy brat.
Da!
https://scontent-cdt1-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/f1a3fb8644cf9b06e358d57282fa7534/5D9787FA/t51.2885-15/e35/60826461_152177712498283_5973795535142949754_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.cdninstagram.com&se=7&ig_cache_key=MjA1NzY1NTY2MzYyNjA1MTA1NA%3D%3D.2
Ah, shit wrong photo. Nevermind. Don’t we have a stock photo floating about?
I think this is it, chief.
https://i.gyazo.com/2e2f44eaed76758cf9aeea151e2eb9ce.png
He seems nice, especially with the “I love you” hand-signs.
The word you’re looking for is gopnik.
Raph comes through!
It’s so comically specific.
People done forgot about poor white trash
And if that ain’t gopnik, I’ll kiss your ass
Ted, let’s split the difference, and call it ‘chavnik’.
Ladno?
I don’t take selfies because I’m an adult so I can’t answer that.
Trust the guy standing next to his private plane.
For Jesse, wherever he may be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8xHrAWyVLk
No leaking boots or grease. Already checked.
Also, I will only replace the side that is damaged.
Try jacking it up up one side at a time and turning the wheel by hand at full steering lock, to see if you can hear/feel the click, which is caused by wear in the joint inner and outer grooves. In a turn, the CV balls run in an elliptical path, and when they go through that worn spot, that is what makes the noise. *if you didn’t already know that.
Will do.
On a related note. Harbor Freight Daytona brand jacks: I’ve heard good things but am leery to buy anything HF that is life critical. I’d like to get a full size floor jack, but unless it’s the HF, I can’t justify the cost.
Harbor Freight floor jacks are fine. The aluminum ones are great for heaving over the pit wall, but if you don’t need to do that, get a steel one. And you should be using a jack stand anyway.
And you should be using a jack stand anyway.
I do.
My trolley jack just doens’t lift things high enough and the bottle jack doesn’t fit under all the cars.
Trolley jack up, insert jack stand and lift to highest level. Drop trolley jack and place a 4×4 or some other solid thing that takes up space on lifting pad, raise car again, extend jack stand. Extra steps, but not a lot of time.
That’s what I do now. Clearly I need to spend $150 to save those precious seconds. This is American after all.
Here’s the best way to save precious seconds.
But can it save 15 minutes on car insurance? whatever that means.
Not bad really. I don’t work on my cars anymore though.
I have mini jack stands for my Traxxas rc car. My friend thought they were hysterical the first time he saw them.
Never rely on a floor jack. Use jack stands.
Seconded.
That’s what concrete blocks are for.
Wood stumps or GTFO
Blocks are for long term storage, preferably in the front yard.
Camaros come standard with 4 concrete blocks.
OEM ones with IROCZ lettering?
Bitchin’
Guys, wtf is up with pictures in cars or bathrooms?
Unknown. Insufficient information.
Worst five fan groups:
27: Cleveland.
28. Cincinnati.
29. Jacksonville.
30 Tennessee.
31. Kansas City.
32. L.A. Rams.
No Oakland?
FAKE NEWS!
Or Arizona.
And Cincinnati fans are pretty chill. A hell of a lot more chill than Pittsburgh fans.
Wait, the Bengals have fans?
There’s quite a few here in Columbus but yeah, not super vocal. Unlike the Browns fan who celebrate any first down like they just won the Super Bowl.
Yes. I’ve met one. He is a friend of a friend.
Sure, but he lives in Canada and your parents won’t let you call long distance…
And his name is George Glass.
Best fans, and I hate to admit it: Green Bay. Our one experience at Lambeau was incredibly positive. They love football, they love drinking, and they’re happy, friendly drunks.
Any list of “worst fans” that doesn’t include Philly is ridiculous.
And, AHEM! *FAKE COUGH*
I love the Packers’ community owned model. Everyone has skin in the game.
NFL banned it for all other teams.
Fuck off, slavers
*swoons*
Yes. Now you can pay community ownership amounts in the form of a seat fee without actual ownership but with obligations. Work buddy bought into the Santa Clara 49ers seats partially as an investment. Eventually got out of that dog.
As a Giants fan, I have to disagree about Philly fans. Those motherfuckers show up. They also hate the Cowboys more than we do. Which is quite an accomplishment.
Philly fans hate goldbricking athletes on their team and the other team’s stars. That makes them the best fans, not the worst.
Philly fans hate goldbricking athletes on their team and the other team’s stars.
And Santa.
Don;t we all hate the Santa who is running for president on the Dem ticket?
I’m with the Old Man on this.
Thanks for the head’s up, STEVE SMITH. Stuff like this is why you’ll always be my favorite out of the cryptid family.
I look forward to everyone’s juicy content this week.
SOMETHING MAKE LEADERS #RESIST.
I thought STEVE SMITH liked that?
Harbor Freight Daytona brand jacks: I’ve heard good things but am leery to buy anything HF that is life critical. I’d like to get a full size floor jack, but unless it’s the HF, I can’t justify the cost.
Sorry, don’t know anything about them. I have considered buying one of their floor jacks, but they don’t seem to me to go as high as I want.
“New video out! Tess Holliday, founder of the #EffYourBeautyStandards movement, is a vocal advocate for body positivity and fat acceptance. But as it turns out… her images are photoshopped ? Body Positivity Model PHOTOSHOPS Herself”
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1147660275589537792
“Body Positivity Model PHOTOSHOPS Herself | Tess Holliday Hypocrisy?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kSQnXTB2k
That any of this is a thing is…I’ll just go grab another beer…
Have one for me too, please. I’m stuck in this open office so can’t be getting sauced up.
She’s kinda small for my tastes. Cute face tho’.
Lol, maybe we *should* meet up then.
But srsly, I’m not that fat.
Hey…how YOU doin’ ?
/waggles eyebrows
I’m starting to worry about you.
Of course her images were photoshopped. Shit.
Trolley jack up, insert jack stand and lift to highest level. Drop trolley jack and place a 4×4 or some other solid thing that takes up space on lifting pad, raise car again, extend jack stand. Extra steps, but not a lot of time.
The ol’ wood block shuffle. I made a “spacer” for the floor jack. Two 2 x 6s on edge, with top and bottom plates. Much more stable and faster than chunks of 2 x 4s.
“WINSTON MOM STOP BY, SAY HI. BY “SAY HI” MEAN MAKE FUN GOOFY NYT MAN.”
I thought Winston’s mom coming to say hi meant something else.
A financial transaction for services rendered can be started with a polite greeting.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDa3xl5q_a_CCSt2o3DfNYA
Nevertheless
There is a lot of brain damage on display there.
So when’s the part where the young lady finds out Warren is a corporate shill like the rest?
That picture from a different angle.
Now it got dicey. I do say, I like the cut of your jib.
It’s hard to tell. Yes it’s at least got a drop-forged bolster, but that’s not really a quality indicator what with tooling improvements.
Looks like a Wusthof Classic.
You think so? Based on the edge geometry? The length of the grind lines don’t say “German” to me. More like American.
The more I look at it, the more I despair of determining where it came from other than “cheap.”
The grind lines could easily be Chinese rather than America, and the fitment between the scale and the bolster is so poor that I’d be willing to believe Vietnam or Laos.
Except that I’m not familiar with any cutlery company that does business in Laos. So I’m putting my money on Vietnam.
Based on the Wusthof Classic I pulled out of my drawer to compare it to. That doesn’t mean it isn’t a cheap knock off.
Fucking nerds. I see is what appears to be a pretty decent ass.
?
I’d cry, too.
Tulip, and my own, as well as the existence of Sloopy and Banjos, has lead to a brain nugget, hows about a singles mingle Glibs thread? (SMITH free)
STEVE SMITH ALWAYS FREE. NEVER CHARGE.
So, this?
Oh heck, good thing I pulled that up on my phone. Now I’m struggling not to laugh at my desk.
I probably should have posted a bit more there. I wouldn’t want to scare away Tulip or any of the other women.
We’re all mythical.
Carry on.
Ha!
Well, most of us guys play for the wrong team for the gay gents to get any and all the women are either married or Tulpa. So,…put on blinds and circle jerk?
It’s super easy to set one up on KIK.
Lead the way, single man!
I don’t know nothing about jewish websites.
Ok, I just did it. glibertarians is a group on KIK.
God have mercy on my soul
What hell hath thou wrought upon this world?
Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places. Lol.
What is; a bull with shit on it’s nose?
The Abyss says “hi.”
Huh. It brought me to someplace like zost or something and no groups.
Ahh I clicked an ad not the site. Whata newbie
Huh still can’t find it
Good on you for the real pics. The last one had a I can kill you any time I like look. It worked. Just saying.
I don’t have a girlfriend. However, I do know a girl that would be really mad if she saw me type that.
-Mitch Hedberg
Lol
Wait, this ISN’T a dating site? I’ve been spanking it to libertarian avatars? *Curls up naked in empty bathtub*
A new avatar for Straff.
I though Japanese bathtubs were always full of boiling water.
Good point. We take showers in this house now that the kid is bigger. Was talking with a Japanese coworker a few years ago. “My daughter doesn’t want to take a bath with me anymore. It’s always a big fight.” Another coworker, middle aged lady, pipes in with, “Isn’t your daughter in high school?” It was awkward.
SCIENCE! and regulations. And gunz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY40MWyVEKw
So what are the odds the next “mass” shooter uses a pistol brace?
SMITH FAMILY RELEASED FROM PRISON OF TIME. I’m so happy for you, STEVE.
I for one welcome the return of our CRYPTID OVERLORDS.
OT: saw this and thought of you and your Priority Seat gaijin
https://www.tokyoreporter.com/crime/noise-annoys-man-shoves-commuter-from-station-platform-in-earphone-altercation/
Earphones are the best goddam invention ever as far as I am concerned.
I’ve noticed a recent trend to blast music out of speakers again by young kids.
Another blast from the past making a comeback.
While walking side by side down the street so that they’re blocking traffic from both directions? There’s a group of shitheels around here who do that sometimes.
Sounds like a psycho. Bet the sound he heard was coming from his own head. This American girl I know wears earphones just to keep people from talking to her. Some oyaji complained to her on the train about the sound coming from her earphones. She showed him the unconnected earphone jack.
I do that every day.
I do that in the gym for that same reason.
I wear headphones at work and people just pretend like they can’t see them.
Yeah, it doesn’t work there. Not that I could get away with it often anyway.
Wish I was high.
https://youtu.be/rFtYzVJcWyA
The True Story of Afroman! Must Watch!
The only reason we think that’s interesting is that our concept of normal is based around objects that aren’t optimized in that way.
It is cool, or is the world cool?
http://reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/
Excellent! I’m setting the DVR.
I’m late for a meeting of the philatelist club.
I thought those clubs were stamped out years ago.
The best ones weren’t cancelled.
““No one in the mainstream press is defending Antifa except anchors at the network I appear on and the editors at the magazine I write for.” @PeterBeinart 10/10 take. Great work team.”
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1147690553225764864
Yeah, but can you name like 5 more?
That is a beautiful takedown.
““I had watched for many years and seen how a few rich families held much of Argentina’s wealth and power in their hands. So the government brought in an eight hour working day, sickness pay and fair wages to give poor workers a fair go.”
– Evita Perón”
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1147931296724856832
Hey, she saw the muscical. She’s an expert.
Don’t cry for me, America!
I’m already dead.
I’d rather give good workers a fair go than poor ones.
Empty headed dipshit longs for a dictatorship where she will be the arm candy. Quoting Perón (either one) is right up there with wearing a Che shirt. The fuckers managed to set back and destroy one of the most successful Latin American countries. Say hello to FDR.
A few years ago I saw Eva Peron’s grave in Buenos Aires. Quite small and hidden in a large cemetery, you need a privately-hired guide to lead you to it. Outside of Broadway, I’m not sure she’s the hero in her home country you might think she is, AOC. But then you might think Che is popular in Miami, too.
She apparently doesn’t know how the story ends.
Has anyone posted this story yet?
FBI, ICE use driver license photos without owners’ knowledge or consent
Could you pass me my shocked face? Its right there under my O face.
Is this it?
I knew it w/o clicking…..but I did anyhow.
https://youtu.be/_fjEViOF4JE
Too bad the tech only works with wypipo.
How white? I got a pretty serious farmer’s tan going on.
My farmer tan can bear up your farmer tan
Does it count as a farmer’s tan if I wear sleeveless shirts and my lily whiteness doesn’t start until the shoulder?
Mine ends at the ankle. When I wear flip flops, or sandals, my feet glow white.
That reminds me; I better wear my sandals out around the yard for a while tomorrow.
Just got in from a weekend of ocean racing. From my knees to my elbows is golden brown. Feet are dead fish white from sailing shoes. Nose is red and a two inch strip above the kneecaps.
I am sure this is the look Tulip and Hayek are looking for.
Aggghh “from my knees to my ankles……”
Totally not a dystopian world. Unreasonable search and facial FFS.
Burn it all down.
Stop the world. I want off.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culturally_modified_tree
My people culturally modify trees. Generally to make them part of houses. I mean, nowadays it’s a little different, but I suppose if we can allow Inuits to do stuff like order things on Amazon or use steel we can handwave a few Scottish or English buying boards at Home Depot.
Isn’t that called “pruning”.
All my faves are pedos
I don’t get it. I though Pedo Island was the delusional dreams of Alex Jones wackadoodles. Didn’t Snopes debunk this before?
They think they are getting Trump through Epstein. This should be enjoyable to watch. The Clinton’s are going to have Epstein killed before anyone gets taken down.
The classic robbery/murder where nothing of value is taken is where my chips are on.
Just finished a crowler of this. I’ve had a number of peanut butter porters and stouts, and this one is still my favorite. Highly recommended.
What kind of billionaire only pays underage prostitutes $200 a pop?
You don’t become a billionaire by throwing money around foolishly.
Cheap is expensive. You either break legs or pay up for silence.
Good point. I’m surprised he didn’t ask his buddy Bill for the name of a good fixer.
But you stay one by paying what you need too when you need too.
A kind and generous lover?
/I presume that’s what he tells himself.
Well, they did get free private jet rides out of it. So there’s that.
I also think a billionaire pedophile would feed his children quite well.
Fancy plane rides, drugs, food, booze, paradise island party — the average teen is already in just for that.
$200 can seem like a lot of money to a teen anyway, and if you add that to the fun private island party they get to be at, what’s a little blowing ugly old guys in return?
I hope they stuff him in a deep, dark hole, with a roommate named Tyrone, who has several kids of his own.
Alrighty–off to write up an article on the Dallas ambush anniversary.
Wish me luck. GOOD luck.
I’m really looking forward to that. Break a leg…or what ever you say to authors.
Good luck and mind the punctuation.
/TedS
Sage advice, the both of you.
Remember, your computer can check your spelling and your grammar.
Also, deliberately misuse apostrophes and see if anyone notices.
OT: The homemade farfalle was a success. I’ve actually never had farfalle before, but I might have to make it a regular thing. It’s really easy to fork a bunch of them at once for quick and easy devouring.
What’s the best pasta in your opinion?
Depends on everything else in the dish and preparation.
I misread that as homocide farfelle. Make of that what you will.
What’s the best pasta in your opinion?
Whatever SP has just made.
*Rusty tin can lid is put back in drawer*
Spätzle
Manicotti. Though that’s more about the cheese than the pasta itself.
I like tagliatelle myself
Those look yummy and that’s my kids’ favorite pasta shape. For me, it depends on the sauce being used but I do have a love for both the angel hair and the bucatini.
https://archive.li/m2VFZ/7493bead760a170782ec830f7b68ecbea193b66d.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/MGf5l/a0b558c59658d0ee56108163c1d0a7a8cceffea8.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/eHDAr/85ebc6b5820adf50eb43377ef460a2e811013374.jpg
NSFW.
Yahoo!
Q is back!
And front.
https://archive.li/avd4z/7744edc8f51b8189c814fa75ecaa52210e313f3f.jpg
NSFW.
Ooooh, nice… A little ebony and ivory thing goin’ on.
The Rainbow Coalition of porn.
Only second link gets a no
Shot my new .380 EZ; that thing is the bomb diggity.
If you have vagino-Americans or first timers in your family, go get one immediately.
That’s a pretty little piece there. I’ll have to add that to my considerations list for the first handgun I want to buy/own.
First time handgun owner, I’d be hardpressed to think of a better choice. Between that and the Bersa Thunder. When you get back stateside, come to CO and we’ll rage.
If anyone wants to find me on KIK, I’m 20thCenturyRelic
Oops didn’t mean it as a reply
Nice upper deck
My lost passport was found by my mother so crisis averted… Also for some reason I though crisis had a y in it.
Good morning glibs.
I’ll bite. Where did your mother find it?
Well in a bunch of other papers in a plastic bag.
Hang your head in shame.
“Crysis”. I will accept this as an improvement on the original.
I spend less time on this site on weekends, so I noticed a discussion of your hypothetical trip to the US when the thread was already dead. I have a spare bedroom at my place in Boston. You’re certainly welcome to stay there. Boston hotels are very expensive, it’s a good deal. Just to add another city in the US for your consideration.
Thanks. Ehm… is there anything to see in Boston? How’s the food?
Boston has lots of historical sites in and around it.
Have a cup of a tea.
Well, the whole American Revolution started right here: Concord, Bunker Hill, North End. The original witch trials in Salem–we had them well before the SJWs took over the campuses. Also, it’s a natural place to start a trip to Maine (I thought you were interested in that former part of Massachusetts).
The best New England clam chowder is obviously in Boston.
You may have not gone back to that old thread after I posted this, but you’re welcome to the in-law apartment in our house in the San Francisco Bay Area, and you wouldn’t be the first Glib to use it!
I am out in America’s Polynesian outpost and would be most welcoming to any glib who finds themselves here.
The worlds oldest commissioned naval vessel for starters.
Still afloat. HMS Victory is still an active ship.
Not very active if it’s not afloat. Just sayin’.
What’s the naval version of a hangar queen?
Haven’t made it to the Constitution, but heartily recommend Victory. Simply awesome to see where Nelson was hit and then where he died. As with most sailing ships, the below decks are cramped and claustrophobic. ENGLAND EXPECTS.
Skip Boston. Best wine in the USA is at our house in Phoenix. Desert would be a great experience for you, too, and I know some genuine Navajo!
Also, Grand Canyon.
Easy drive over to Los Angeles, too.
Damn SP that is cruel. Would you tell our Romanian contact to take I-10 or I-8 on an August afternoon?
He’s not stupid enough to come here in August.
I’m thinking January.
OT 4 SP: Am I remembering correctly…do you do website design professionally? I am starting a business and will be needing a simple website set up.
Indeed, my agency does websites. And I heavily discount for Glibs.
E me at website @ this site.
email sent!
I have a couch. Its new. People may sleep on it if they need to. One at a time.
Killjoy.
He did say “sleep”.
Just stating the obvious.
Well, a) it’s only big enough for one person to lie down on, and
b) it’s brand new. No stains yet eww
Then, is it really a couch? Maybe a divan….
Ugghhh…I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow. Just ordered one too many at the local dive and knowing already it will be rough tomorrow. Any good excuses for calling in?
Hey if I can get in at 7 am on a monday so can you
Sigh…yeah, I’ll have to go in no matter what. Quarter end in finance demands it. Just wanted to dream for a bit. 7 is damn early, though, I hope that isn’t a mandated time and you choose that insanity…
Yes. Official policy is we can arrive anytime between 7 and 11
A Glib is gonna Glib.
Monday mornings are great. Everyone looks like I usually do.
One. Of. Us.
One. Of. Us.
One. Of. Us.
One. Of. Us.
Everyone looks like a gaijin on Monday morning?
Or, dead. It’s the ones who don’t that you gotta look out for.
For some reason, my posts aren’t showing up.
Illuminati?
Do you mean posts as in articles, or comments?
I tried to reply twice to straff’s post above my comment. It would refresh the screen when I hit the post button, but nothing would show up.
I shut down Chrome on the computer and re-started it, and I could then make my post.
Ok. So Chrome and cookies, not my wonderful site. ?
I guess so…? I figured I had tripped something up on this computer, but wasn’t sure, since i wasn’t writing on any others.
Re: Sportsball fans
My opinion of them is based upon their demeanor when they would come to NOLA for games. Packers, Broncos, 49ers, Steelers, and Raiders fans are there to have a great time, spend a lot of money, and are generally well behaved. New England, Philly, Dallas, Atlanta fans were often boorish and violent and don’t handle the drink very well (one year some Pats fans stole a parked ambulance, managing to drive it into a storefront before their inevitable arrest). Tangentially, Razorbacks and Sooners are always, always, always welcome – some of the nicest folk on the face of the Earth. FSU/Florida win for worst Sugarbowl guests; they’re close enough to drive in, sleep in their cars, buy out all the bread, bologna, and package beer at the grocers, and proceed to make giant nuisances of themselves all over the French Quarter.
If anyone is still around, I’m hooked on this DerpTube channel – Restaurant Rewind. So many of my childhood favorites are covered.
Still? No. I went to sleep and then went to work, and I’m back online again. You’ve been around so long the day started over.
I work overnights, 10p – 6a; I just got home and have a few minutes before I have to get the kids up and ready for camp. How are you this morning? I found out my Amazon Prime comes with electrobook stuff and I may read it on my telephone so your latest work is my very first electrobook purchase.
I hope you enjoy it. I can’t vouch for a phone as a form factor for reading books. It never worked for me, but some people read them that way.
I never heard of most of those places.
Lum’s. Lum’s had hot-dogs boiled in beer and had AMAZING cardboard Revolutionary War playsets for kids back in ’76 – I was hooked and badgered mom to take me there whenever we were in Miami.