Well, guys, I hate to link and run, but I got a hall pass to the local beer bar tonight, and it starts at 3:00 Cis-Heterol Shitlord Time. So, please enjoy and understand, I’m mailing them in.
I have to think that Russian pilots spend a lot of time practicing a no-engine belly landing. Still, we confer Hero of the Glibertariat upon the pilot. STEVE SMITH will be by to deliver his prize.
Follow up on the gravity as entropic force. As I understand it, this has been used to successfully predict the visible mass of about 50 galaxies as well as being the basis of the article about dark matter free calculation of spiral gravity rotational velocity.
Good news in the war on the White Plague.
I’m not saying its aliens, but...
Bring your own tunes!
SugarFree’s 2020 Dem Deathwatch Update
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Any landing you can walk away from…
Whoa! A First!
Congratulations.
I’ll be unavailable for the rest of the afternoon…
What’s this from?
God.
The Sign of the Cross. Cecil B. DeMille wanted to show Christian virtue triumphing over Roman vice, so he put as much vice in the movie as he could get away with.
Thanks, but Tundra’s reply is much more succinct.
Yeah, but if you want to see the movie for yourself, now you know where to look.
It’s got lesbian dancing, a torture scene where it looks like at least one of the parties is getting off on it, human and animal sacrifice, and oh so much more.
Cecil B. DeMille wanted to put as much vice in the movie as he could get away with
show Christian virtue triumphing over Roman vice, sohe put as much vice in the movie as he could get away withshowed Christian virtue triumphing over Roman vice.You reversed your clauses
Pre-Code Bitches!
“dark matter free calculation of spiral gravity rotational velocity”
You talk like a fag.
That explains the condition of Uranus.
How can you joke about a topic of such gravity?
You can’t go around Hawking these lame jokes.
“The jury deliberated for three days before handing down their verdict in a dramatic trial that saw testimony from Hollywood star Ashton Kutcher”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7361355/Hollywood-Ripper-Michael-Gargiulo-guilty-fatal-stabbings.html
Pornstar or 70’s cop?
I could been in the jury cause I don’t know who those people are.
Epstein had bizarre painting of Bill Clinton in dress, heels in townhouse
Reposting because my comment on the last thread was ignored. *Runs away crying*
That’s because it was a day late.
Well damnit I can’t be on here 24/7 making sure it wasn’t already posted.
Oh, look at Mr “I Have a Life,” there.
Oh no I still don’t have a life.
#fail
And a billion dollars short.
And has been linked to about as much as the chick with the meth in her cooch and the guy that had pot fall out of his ass and then shot off his nuts.
This is the first time I am seeing it LJW. *wipes away tear*
Thank you! At least I reached someone with my link.
Ewwww!
Good afternoon, everyone. I’ve been spending less time here the past few weeks, but have been impressed by the creative outpourings of the new contributors and those who have returned from sabbatical.
Hmph….no dedication
You can’t quit; you’re fired
See your own comment above, Mr I have A Life That Doesn’t Include Glibs.
I’m so hurt.
The glibs deal with Tonio
“‘Trump’s Muslim ban is what Israel is implementing’: Ilhan Omar slams Netanyahu from banning her and Rashida Tlaib from visiting – hours after the president tweets the radical Democrats ‘hate all Jews’”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7360673/Trump-demands-Ilhan-Omar-Rashida-Tlaib-banned-entering-Israel.html
I think Israel was wrong not letting them in the country. They should have shot them.
So Trump is a puppet of Putin, and Netanyahu is a puppet of Trump? Is it puppets all the way down?
Are the Dems Wayland Flowers or Madame?
It’s quite a phenomena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
I thought (((they))) controlled the US, not the other way around?
So BDS is OK, but the other way around isn’t?
Whenever I read BDS I think they are talking about kinky sex
When I see BDS, I also think of people locked into dark dungeons, covered in their own bodily fluids, inflicting pain on themselves and those around them just for self gratification.
Of course, I am thinking about the Berkeley Software Distribution.
*UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group.
**BSD is a registered trademark of UUnet Technologies, Inc.
**BSD is a registered trademark of UUnet Technologies, Inc
Wtf?
Its a joke. BSD is mired in a bunch of, well, BSD fanciers who incant incorrect trademark notices like they are sovereign citizens getting pulled over with a lizard in their yoga pants.
You bastard. I did not want the mental image of a BSD neckbeard in yoga pants.
That is pretty funny
Ok, I guess I’ve been out of it for a long time.
Still prefer BSD style over SVR4, even though it seems to have triumphed. Also, no neck beard or yoga pants.
Still a better licence than GPL
[golf clap]
You say “Bodily Fluids”. It’s just Sweat. One Fluid, not plural.
And it’s not a dungeon, it’s a server room.
Yeah. Sure. There are no BSD fanciers with a little piddle of pee on their pleated trousers and black, Velcro New Balance sneakers.
Also if we classify Cool Ranch Doritos powder as a bodily fluid that’s three.
Now you’re getting it!
These two are something else.
Why did Netanyahu need to ban them? I’ve been informed that Jewish men named Benjaim could have used the powers of hypnosis to make the world do whatever they want. I forget who told me that.
*Benjamin. Dammit.
She really is a terrible person, isn’t she?
“Why won’t these dirty rodent, hooked nose Jews sucking all their Benjamins let me into their shitty country they occupy and stole from innocent Palestinians?”
/Bambi eyes.
It’s because of her FGM.
“I have to think that Russian pilots spend a lot of time practicing a no-engine belly landing. Still, we confer Hero of the Glibertariat upon the pilot. STEVE SMITH will be by to deliver his prize.”
Good luck, we’re all counting on you.
She’s starting to shimmy…
Reposting because my comment on the last thread was ignored. *Runs away crying*
I’m pretty sure Lou Reed had a reply.
Was that before or after he got shot in the balls?
Storms rolled through and now we have no phone or Internet at the office. I can’t even get a CAD license for some reason. Might be a good day to leave early even though I typically leave about this time on Fridays as well.
which cad?
Trump.
Canadian dollar license.
I got a hall pass to the local beer bar tonight, and it starts at 3:00
Whatever you do, don’t mention the putsch.
My favorite line from Three Stooges films: You putsch your beer down, and wait for the pretzels!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7361075/Bella-Thorne-shows-diamond-necklaces-bought-Italian-pop-star-boyfriend-Benjamin-Mascolo.html
Gay?
Everyone is gay now.
Ugh, get some more tatts, dude. *barf*
Under my “No Impulse Buys” policy, I’m trying to figure out the best option for dealing with my NAS.
One of four disks in a RAID 10 has died. The cheapest option would be to buy a same-sized replacement disk and swap out only the failed disk. That leaves me wondering about the time to next failure.
Since I have made a backup, An alternative option would be to replace all four disks with higher capacity models, since I’m currently running with less NAS space than my desktop has internal disk.
The most extravant option would be to replace the whole NAS with one with more bays.
Opinions?
Put it in the cloud / looks for another pot to stir.
If USC doesn’t have off-site backup, I’ll eat my data-archiving gloves.
I don’t have the budget of the University of South Carolina, nor the bandwidth.
Restic + Backblaze
I’ve been doing a daily snapshot since about January, quite happy – one desktop snapshot, one snapshot of may NAS.
I don’t have that much data, so only ~ $1.50/mo. but their prices are quite reasonable.
~10 years ago, at work, I was very diligent about creating back up copies of important stuff onto DVDs. Then our building burned down. Store copies off site was the lesson I learned that day.
So you work at Universal.
What data are you storing? The only thing we store any more are my wife’s photos and while we could have upgraded when my last NAS died, we realized it wasn’t worth it to buy more than 2 bays for our use.
Data I don’t have to spend the next two decades re-scouring the internet to get back. Some of those sources aren’t even around, and I’m not confident they got archived.
It also holds a backup of my work, but I have multiple backups of that.
What I mean is, what’s your growth like? I used to generate about a quarter of a terabyte a year of random shit (back when that meant something) , and I’m down close to 0 now.
I’m not suggesting you get rid of anything. That’s not the groknard way.
I honestly haven’t been tracking, and every so often I review the high-volume folders to see if there’s stuff I would rather get rid of.
But the axiom is that data grows to fill the available space.
Yep. Digital video is the worst, followed closely by photos.
You just dodged the question, but we all noticed.
It’s an eclectic mix of everything except clinton emails or illegal shit.
So…furry porn?
That’s not legal.
Given the rate of drive failure, the whole purpose of the NAS is to keep stuff that would take too long to reacquire from being lost suddenly. I don’t have fiber to the desktop.
Where do you have fiber to?
The city, maybe.
Since you are backed up, I’d replace all the disks in the array. They are all likely the same age.
Last time I checked 4tb WD reds were the sweet spot.
These guys?
That is the one!
I go for the WD Easystore external drives. Best Buy often discounts them; I wait until the 10tb is down around $149 and I pounce. If you crack the shell open, you will find a WD Red that would cost a couple hundred more if purchased as an internal drive. https://www.bestbuy.com/site/searchpage.jsp?_dyncharset=UTF-8&id=pcat17071&iht=y&keys=keys&ks=960&list=n&qp=harddrivesizerange_facet%3DHard%20Drive%20Size~8TB%20-%2011.9TB&sc=Global&st=wd%20easystore&type=page&usc=All%20Categories
4TB’s were the spot last year when I built out my raid.. but when I specified my BIL’s one this summer the 8TB price point was the lowest $$/TB.. 8TB baracuda’s for $150.
https://www.amazon.com/Seagate-BarraCuda-Internal-Drive-3-5-Inch/dp/B07H289S7C/
4PB rack system?
I’d have to replace the entire electrical system in this house to support that.
What is 20KW is a problem?
I also don’t think I have 220 volt lines.
You know I’m joking. If you’re not and have that much storage need, invest in tape and tape storage.
I might have almost double digit terabytes of data, so I wouldn’t need that much space just yet.
Or, if you don’t have 220V lines, invest in some duct tape and make your own.
/IANAE
Ah, 10 TB at B2 would be $50/mo., just for storage – which isn’t bad, but depends on how badly you want to keep it handy.
https://www.backblaze.com/b2/cloud-storage-pricing.html
Fuck that noise. That’s almost as much as I’m paying for internet.
Plus you get to say I’ll put it in or have to retrieve it from my memory bank.
They should sell a tape backup system with a decorative old-school reel to reel frontend.
You almost certainly have 240v service at your residence if you’re in the US of A.
NERDSSSS! /Ogre
Doing mandatory hr cya training this afternoon. Harassment has gone from don’t be a jackass/non-professional to the latest misgendering. At least they didn’t explicitly name the pronouns.
You’d still be there listening to an ever more absurd list until no one was left maintaining a straight face.
Sorry, a Cis-Straight Face.
IT’S MA’AM
My 4-year old has started saying “Yes, Ma’am!” to me. I’m still trying to work through what happened there.
Hopefully in the grocery store?
Not yet. Though, when out in public, I’m more fearful of what she says to others. We’re working on not calling out to everyone over 30 “Hi Grandma (or Grandpa)”.
We recently has an incident with a midget. I can’t tell you how hard I was squeezing his shoulder, but he just kept going.
I’m surprised he didn’t turn around and punch you in the family jewels. Midgets really don’t like people grabbing them.
She’s trolling you.
Opinions?
Get the Corinthian leather. You won’t regret it.
Corinth is famous for its leather!
Cardi B Interviewed Bernie Sanders in a Nail Salon and We Love It!!!
Asking about Sanders’ plans on universal healthcare, free tuition programs, and student loan forgiveness, Cardi said her fans were wary of “extreme socialism,” giving Sanders the opportunity to explain how his plans would take power away from drug and insurance companies, and lower or eliminate healthcare premiums for most Americans.
Cardi even offered up her own experience before she became a Grammy-winning artist in regards to Sanders’ plan to address low wages.
“…Me as a New Yorker, not now, but you know, when I was not famous, I just felt like no matter how many jobs I get, I wasn’t able to make ends meet,” Cardi said. “Like I wasn’t able to pay my rent, get transportation, and eat.”
The two also briefly discussed their mutual admiration for President Franklin D. Roosevelt, about whom Cardi has previously geeked out to the press.
One of you with a stronger stomach can actually watch the video.
Did she trick him and steal his wallet?
Did Bernie say that under his regime, there wouldn’t be so many choices for nail care, and you’d only have soviet clippers?
She could give him a few tips on drugging people and stealing their stuff. Or he could give her tips on using government to steal their stuff.
Free soma?
If anyone knows about taking stuff from people, it’s Cardi B.
Everyone: “There’ll never be a more loathsome singer than Nicky Minaj.”
Reality: “Hold my beer.”
I am not surprised The Bern admires the tyrant FDR.
The commie did an interview in a nail salon?
Comrade, you don’t need any more nail care than a government issued nail care kit can provide.
Nobody needs for than one fingernail.
The Ben & Jerry’s connection really puzzles me. So many flavors, when all anyone needs is an ice cube.
Ice!?
Ahem. Unilever Brands DBA Ben & Jerry’s.
i’m going to guess she has no clue what the fuck she’s talking about.
Now I like dollars, I like diamonds
I like stunting, I like shining
I like million dollar deals
Where’s my pen? Bitch I’m signin’
I like those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks
I like going to the jeweler, I put rocks all in my watch
Whose going to tell her?
The same Cardi B who a year ago was (rightfully) asking what the government was doing with all her tax money, now is rah-rahing the government taking more of her money? She much confusing.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/cardi-b-taxes
Isn’t she the broad that admitted to bringing guys home from clubs in order to drug and rob them? I think it would be wise to just ignore what she has to say on tax policy even if she agrees with you.
After they got their nails done, they took Cardi’s limo back to one of Bernie’s 3 houses, where they continued to lament the greediness of rich people.
I want some of whatever they’re on.
It’s not a-a premium, it’s uh tax.
/Bern
Whaddup ?
wut
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/the-bachelorette-hannah-b-pete-windmill-sex-elimination
“Hannah B. had sex with Pete W. in windmill four times, says elimination was ‘really hard”
You know what else was really hard?
Pete W’s… emotional shell?
Breaking up?
Getting the right mix of soluble and insoluble fiber is really the kid you have hard elimination.
really the *key
Jezus Christ. Eliminated four times in the same windmill? Unless that’s their kink, find a toilet. If it is their kink, i don’t want to know about it.
Hitler?
Jimmy Hoffa’s new suit?
Die?
“Says elimination was ‘really hard’”
That will clear up after a shot of penicillin.
Where did they find a windmill?
Put put golf course?
Oh, they put those eyesores in all over the place. And don’t let their appearance fool you, that pylon is actually rather large at the base.
“White Plague”
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, Q, haven’t you heard, they declared you can’t be racist to white people.
Not racist, just sexist.
Good read though.
Brace Yourselves: Pumpkin Spice Spam Is Coming This Fall
God damn America!
So this is nausea.
pumpkin spice? You mean cinnamon and all spice? Pumpkins smell disgusting.
Pumpkin in anything other than pie is rank but pumpkin flavored pork products have to be up there with the rankest.
Pumpkin soup is great. Pumpkin bread is pretty good too.
^look who’s shilling for Big Pumpkin
you say that but, try these toasted pumpkin seeds for an easy snack!
I have had pumpkin bread come to think of it and it wasn’t half bad so I amend my comment. I’m still going to hold firm on pumpkin flavored meats though.
Is Pumpkin Spice the one who’s replacing Posh?
Pumpkins are for carving, chunking, and smashing. That’s it.
Thot Thursday sez the fasten seatbelt sign has been illuminated.
http://archive.is/DM6x5
Burke County school receptionist fired, indicted on child sex charges
Hoochie mama!
I’m sick and tired of hearing about rape of our youngest children at these government prisons. We need common sense union control to ensure these sick people aren’t just given our children.
If you outlaw rape, its just going to push it to the back allys and out of our safe, state of the art school buildings.
Steve King, is that you?
The school secretary at my high school, man, I would have let her do anything she wanted. She defined MILF before it was a term.
It seems like almost all of these teacher stories are women.
Are the men just not getting caught?
There are plenty of male stories too, but why would I possibly share those?
“SugarFree’s 2020 Dem Deathwatch Update”
Now I’m disappointed they’re both still alive.
I don’t see Deblasio in there. I want to see that red X when it comes. Maybe in the shape of a hammer and sickle.
How about the shape of a chalk outline?
I’ll allow it.
Here’s the video of forced landing in a cornfield.
https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/russia-based-airlines/1983088-ural-airlines-u6-178-zia-sip-forced-landing-into-cornfield-after-bird-strikes.html
That is not NSFW parody of Green Acres rape fantasy again, is it?
The dude did good. They should hook him with a dacha on the outskirts of Moscow for that one.
And… in Russia, “cornfield” means…..?
Radiological waste disposal site.
Demonize your way to success
For the Trump coalition, “an important part of their world view is victimization and being aggrieved,” says the Democratic pollster Cornell Belcher, who has extensively studied attitudes on race relations. “This continues the victimization narrative.”
Trump’s insistence that he is not bigoted—and that critics like Democratic Representative Elijah Cummings of Maryland are the real racists—echo his response to the allegations of sexual misconduct against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during his contentious nomination last fall. Trump responded to those accusations not by empathizing with women but by declaring: “It is a very scary time for young men in America, where you can be guilty of something you may not be guilty of.”
Both then and now, Trump advanced the same argument: The problem isn’t discrimination against minorities or women pressing for equal treatment, it is that those groups are unfairly accusing white people and men of treating them inequitably.
Strategists in both parties, along with independent analysts, largely agree that Trump can energize his supporters by insisting they are the actual victims of bigotry. But by motivating his core voters in that manner, Trump is utterly dismissing the concerns of the majority of Americans who now consistently describe him in polls as racist or racially insensitive. Like so many of Trump’s choices, that means his response to these accusations is likely to energize his base at the price of limiting his capacity to reach beyond it.
Trump is shutting the door on anybody who isn’t a white male blue collar racist, but the Democrats will sweep to victory by calling everybody who doesn’t hate him a racist. Sounds legit.
“The problem isn’t discrimination against minorities or women pressing for equal treatment, it is that those groups are unfairly accusing white people and men of treating them inequitably.”
Seeing as men are a minority, you could make a simple (and terrible, but that doesn’t seem to matter in this conversation) argument that not being included as a minority as evidence that they are being unfairly targeted.
Objecting to a smear is evidence of guilt.
these racebaiters are a broken record.
Jeffrey Epstein’s gal pal Ghislaine Maxwell spotted at In-N-Out Burger in first photos since his death
You can run but you can’t hide from the tabloid media. Someone has to take the fall after Jeff’s “suicide,” and that someone is you, Stupid Name.
Bitch gonna get got.
“Woman Visists Fast Food” isn’t newsworthy.
lol depends on the woman
Okay, I admit, I’d be surprised if QEII showed up at a Maryland Chick-fil-a.
The In-N-Out Burger’s on Camrose
That one is on Cahuenga. You can see the 101 entrance sign in the background.
The ‘Ol’ In and Out’ burger? /Alex DeLarge
“He went up to her and asked, ‘Are you who I think you are?’ She replied, ‘Yes, I am.’”
That’s her without a doubt, I’m convinced.
Florida woman pulls an alligator from her yoga pants. Now a judge has his say
God bless America!
As opposed to a trouser snake?
“all of Hillary Clinton’s St. Dept. emails were being automatically copied & sent to a Chinese-related email account.”
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1162001040415363073.html?
Nothing to see here.
I was just about to mention that.
Are you (redacted) kidding me?
I’m sure it was a counter espionage move to feed the Chinese false information.
Video of the FBI investigation.
A tick on the Clinton body counter. A Clinton providing classified info to the Chinese. Makes me want to put on a pair of ripped jeans and an old sweater I got from SalvAl, eat a bran muffin, not watch Friends, and get excited about the bright future of this band called In Flames.
From the one of the comments, these forwarded emails line up, chronologically, with China taking out 20 of our spies.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39989142
That’s what I get for doing a fly-by – sloppy seconds on a big story.
Confirmation that Clinton emails were copied and sent to Chinese company?
What difference at this point does it make?
Tell that to Jeffery Epstein
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39989142
Up to 20 CIA informants were killed or imprisoned by the Chinese government between 2010 and 2012, the New York Times reports, damaging US information-gathering in the country for years.
REPUBLICANS POUNCE
Almost reflexively, Trump and his allies over the past few weeks have portrayed the charges that he is a racist as an attack not just on the president, but also as an attempt to intimidate and silence his supporters. Such arguments aim directly at the widespread belief among Trump voters that discrimination against white people is now as great of a problem as racism against minorities.
Needz moar “without evidence”
NY univ. promotes paper comparing cow insemination to ‘rape,’ milking cows to ‘sexual abuse’
You’re welcome, people.
Did this professor asked what happens to all the male calves on dairy farms?
Women are the hardest hit during war…
Sell Central/Western NY to the Canadians.
NO!
I will not have my people subjected to The abuses of Trudy.
We just need to start giving helicopter rides to SUNY professors.
You’ll note they’re not calling themselves SUNY any more.
Well, some of the community colleges are, instead of calling themselves community colleges.
So they finally admit they’re not even good enough to meet the low standard to be called a SUNY school?
?
I can’t find any evidence of that.
*snort*
I assume whoever is buying CA will also take the remaining stock of NY.
Well, they don’t call it Animal Husbandry for nothing, sweetheart!
Leave me out of this.
I’m a Cow.
I like cows. When they go ‘moo’.
Hey, move over!
The Winter Cows
I knew you would link that song!
Yes, I’ve become sadly predictable…
Saulright. I STILL like the Suburbs
Bulls can have udders too.
/woke
**old joke about milking the bull**
That process involves direct electrical shocks to the prostate.
Never work on a dairy farm, it involves a lot of bovine assholes.
Yep I had a good friend who artificially inseminated cows for a living. He had the greatest sense of humor. I suppose you have to when you arm armpit deep in a cow and she decides to piss all over you.
You’re going to have to take my delicious cow milk out of my dead hands, you filthy commies.
Wait, so milk is now both White Supremacist and Misogynistic?
Oh wait, I need to buy more to make baked mac and cheese.
Specifically, the author compares cattle insemination to “rape” and the milking of cows to “sexual abuse.”
“the dairy industry is a host for sex-based discrimination”
If cows were people this would be so, but they are not so it is not. Animals don’t have the same rights as people, or else it would be wrong to not only do these things to cows, but also to eat animals and otherwise kill them, and even to keep them as pets.
There Is No Ethical Dissent Under Capitalism
It’s perfectly reasonable to believe that, at heart, both Kaepernick and Jay-Z are serious, compassionate, well-meaning men who are deeply invested in addressing the plight of marginalized communities, and who seek to use their considerable platforms to do so in the best way they know how. It’s also accurate to say that lending themselves and the things they stand for to mega-corps that do not and cannot care about the admirable convictions they wish to support is a lamentable, counterproductive plan of action.
It’s yet more proof of the omnipresence of capitalist realism that, when going out to protest and subvert the system, ostensibly good actors like Jay-Z and Kaepernick can see no alternative other than to align with the very system they claim to want to change. The system engenders dissent, seamlessly absorbs it through the willing and eager collaboration with the dissenters themselves, and nothing ever changes. I bet the limited-edition Nikes Chance the Rapper wears during his performance at next year’s Super Bowl will be quite the hot ticket once they go on sale, though.
This system that lets people of opposing viewpoints prosper is terrible. there can not be true salvation without more suffering.
who seek to use their considerable platforms to do so in the best way they know how.
They don’t really know how to use it more effectively. The problem with Kaepernick kneeling during the national anthem is that the protest became about patriotism and not police accountability.
In summary: he fucked up his career and accomplished absolutely nothing.
His career was on the downslope when he started grandstanding. Since then he landed endorsements a mediocre to poor quarterback would have no hope of getting. From a purely monetary perspective, he made the right choice.
Yep, especially considering he had a contract that he opted out of.
Okay – I’m going to *call it: President Trump won’t be elected in 2020. Economy and the cries of RACISM!!! will sink his chances.
*I’m notoriously wrong with predictions
White Americans are retards if they vote for reparations.
Not only that but for draconian gun control, increased tax rates, and the abolishment of their employer provided private insurance. If we go down that road we’re just done. That said, he’s right, if the economy goes into the toilet Trump’s finished.
Welcome to Canada boys. Get used to 3rd down and The Brier.
Four downs or fight.
….and a 55 yard line.
Our productivity is higher so our dollar is more powerful so we can afford to purchase all four downs, thank you very much.
Well maybe not the employer provided private insurance. That whole problem was cause by a 70 something year old regulatory ruling that insurance is not a wage. Don’t ask me how to un-ring that bell though.
Ca. Na. Da.
Lemme ask. Do you prefer flannel or flannel?
It’s not the material I mind so much but does all flannel have to be plaid
Silly Americans. Nobody needs more than one flannel pattern.
I thought it was C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?
I’m at the point where I’m not seeing how libertarianism can be sustainable with Democracy/Republic forms of government. The Faustian bargain is just too attractive for most people to resist.
Not sure what the alternative is though. All other forms of government seem worse in the end.
Thoughs of that nature are above your clearance level, Citizen.
/Friend Computer.
Reality imposed by mathematics and whatever government type that entails will be the eventual alternative.
Welcome to the club.
https://glibertarians.com/2019/02/qs-brain-toilet/
See the first vignette.
As an aside, I can’t read “Faustian bargain” without hearing Neil Postman’s voice.
Husband:’What’s this honey?”
Woke wife: “Oh, it’s our share of the reparations we owe.”
H: “$136 per month for 20 years?”
WW: “Yes. Isn’t it great? All those poor black people we enslaved.”
H: “But my family came from Bulgaria in 1973!”
WW: It doesn’t matter. White people have to accept and pay up.”
/opens pay.
WW: COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKNG ASSHOLES!
H: What’s wrong?
WW: $212 per month for 25 years? I make less than you!
H: The important thing is white people accept and pay up.”
WW: I’m calling my Congressit.
“
My family did have slaves. How you could show any claim on my income is beyond me since my great-grandfather was written out of the will for any of the land…
What’d he do, marry a Yankee?
His family sent him to college in exchange for no inheritence.
Do you still own the chains?
“I think some gold-plated chains would make a great retirement present for a really, really, good, slave”
-Norm MacDonald
2% surcharge on your income tax, taken at your place of employment, should be a claim strong enough.
You forgot “And assets”.
People who write laws know how to write them so they don’t suffer the downsides. By the time you are at “assets” stage, you don’t need laws anymore.
We’re already at the assets stage.
/glares at property tax bill.
I had “you have 30 minutes to leave with what you can carry” in mind, but that might be ancient family history talking.
I think non-white Americans also get a say. It’s just a question of where Hispanics stand on “fuck whitey” vs “blacks profit but we don’t”.
“For the purposes of Reparations Tax, Hispanics count as White”.
Speaking of whypippo’s fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuidmBvdDx8
Sad. And I agree this is cultural and thus fixable.
Non-whites might vote for reparations out of greed. Hispanics may believe–erroneously or not–they are going to be paid, too. That I understand. But why would whites be on board?
Guilt.
If you’re a Yankee why would you feel guilty? The country spilled blood ending slavery.
So much for ‘what else do you want? My blood?’
2016: Hillary for Prison!
2020: Vote Reparations! Vote Democrat!
Self-loathing? Belief that “it won’t get that far”? Structuring the reparations such that they come out of general tax revenue so it’s government’s money and government is now paying for the errors it committed in the past? Owning the
libsSoCons?I will admit seeing Americans get a taste of multiculturalism after jerking off over civic nationalism brings back some unpleasant memories of three or so decades ago…
He should consider toning it down and not give them any ammunition.
not give them any ammunition
Red flag laws aren’t enough for the Orange Gun Grabber?
Which he can’t do.
The brash talk is a big part of what got him elected in the first place. It’ll come down to the economy and maybe whether or not he actually follows through on gun control.
Brash talk sure. But don’t touch the race stuff or anything potentially explosive.
Unless he really goes nuts with it, and I don’t think he’s reached that point yet, he’s only alienating people who would never vote for him under any circumstances anyway.
The race stuff is a lot of crying wolf and many people see right through it.
There is so much that can and will happen before now and the election, but if Trump passes, or attempts to pass, bad gun laws, that could be for it. Or the economy could tank – it’s not really stable, not with the unstable trade discussion. Or he could just shit the bed during the debates, because I would hope by now someone has a decent strategy on how to deal with him.
Or he could do something essentially impotent about guns, and the economy could be still be okay, and the Dems may run Biden, and then he’s on almost easy street.
“because I would hope by now someone has a decent strategy on how to deal with him.”
I have yet to see evidence of this.
As for the economy, it’s been pretty darn good so it would have to be one mean tanking recession from here on out.
He should just put this thing on auto-pilot and chill at this point. Let the mental cases in the DNC win it for him.
And fuck China. Menacing commie frauds.
Hey Tweeting blowhard who won an election being a Tweeting blowhard, stop being a Tweeting blowhard?
That’s a good plan.
I know he won’t stop and if his hunch tells him to not fix an unbroken strategy he’ll continue.
Hey. He knows more than me. Heck, everyone knows more than me. Even the little toddler staring at me at this minute.
He’s giving me ‘you’re a retard’ eyes.
Doesn’t how smart you are depend upon whose hand is up your ass at the moment?
THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE.
/talking to the hand. Not you.
I think he loses we get Biden for 4 years then Crenshaw runs for president and we elect our first one eyed president. Then we release the privateers and take back the seas.
war with China?
If I could figure out how and where to find 2:1 odds, I’d drop $100 on Trumpaloo not being elected President in 2020.
I think it depends entirely on who the Dems put up. I think Trump will lose if he has to face someone like Biden, but will win if he gets to face someone like Warren.
I think more deregulating will help the economy chug along for at least 2 more years.
Plus, there IS a silent majority in this company the media still underestimates and can’t influence.
Specifically, the author compares cattle insemination to “rape” and the milking of cows to “sexual abuse.”
“the dairy industry is a host for sex-based discrimination”
Titled “Readying the Rape Rack: Feminism and the Exploitation of Non-Human Reproductive Systems,” the paper was published Friday in a journal called Dissenting Voices, which is published and edited by the Women’s and Gender Studies program at the College at Brockport State University of New York.
Sounds legit.
Cis-Heterol Shitlord Time
Do you have a penis but the world convinces you that you should cut it off?
Cisheterol Can Help. Talk to your doctor today.
If the side effects are toxic masculinity, then I’m all in.
Other side effects include hair growth on the face and torso, and an urge to be a productive person.
I just assumed that was all part of toxic masculinity.
Should We Legalize Street Gangs?
That is just the summary, but an all together interesting piece.
“as long as there is demand for drugs, there will be traffickers, and orienting repressive policy to favor the sorts of traffickers we would like to have.”
It’s always about imposing their will on other people. I.e war according to clauswitz.
Why not just legalize drugs? No gangs needed.
The problem would go away if they would legalize drugs. That’s why they only want to legalize SOME drugs – there is a lot of money in keeping some of the problems around. Won’t someone think of the correctional officers??!!
You assume they actually want to take care of the problem.
Ouch. I seem to have sprained my trigger finger. I was out tramping the acreage, inspecting my weed crop and doing a little fence repair, and I tripped over a rock (Pick your feet up, Dummy!). I managed not to do a face plant onto the big rock beyond it; I got my hand down in time to save myself. But now it hurts when I do *this*.
Dammitall.
By trigger finger, you mean, jerking hand.
That’s why it’s so important to be able to jerk with the off-hand.
Was that in the porno version of Bull Durham?
I save that for the howdy stranger.
You can do Magic – America
Private Eyes – Hall and Oates
So tomorrow is the last day of my 16 weeks of madcow. Does anyone have a program they recommend or should I just start doing my own thang?
Juggernaut for the big lifts, beat the notebook for the accessories. I gotta run, but shoot an email to this user name at gee mail dot com and I’ll give you more info.
Will do.
I like 5-3-1.
I’ll look into it.
Simple and scalable. I use an app to keep track and it’s nice to know exactly what you are doing when you get to the gym.
Which lifts do you use?
The main 4 for the program. I mix up my accessory lifts, but the usual suspects. On deadlift day I do rows and other back stuff. On bench day I do incline bench, close-grip, one arm dumbell press and tricep work. On squat day it’s leg press, rdls, lunges, etc. And on OHP day I do dumbell stuff and pull ups. I always clean the bar when doing ohp, so that’s kind of fun, too.
Wendler has a bunch of accessory schemes in his book, depending on what you are trying to accomplish. It’s definitely worth a read.
If I had to pick a goal, it would be day to day usable strength. Pushing beds, picking heavy stuff up off the floor, putting stuff on shelves over my head, but mostly bone density/health reasons. If I end up looking good with my shirt off, that’s a bonus.
^^This. I’m not interested in picking up chicks any more.
There are a ton of programs, but your goals are mine. Practical strength. Buy the book, try it, and tell me to fuck off if it doesn’t work.
I’ve been using 5-3-1 for about 4 months now. I really like it. I’m seeing gains but it’s not aggravating any of my existing shoulder issues.
I did stronglifts 5×5 for probably too long and the last 4 months madcow, which I really liked. I’m hoping to add some accessory lifts to the big 5.
Just thoroughly cook your beef. Or Warty Hugman’s squat program depending on what you mean.
Sorry I don’t have a better non-joking response.
Seefood diet.
Its hard to stay off that diet when lifting.
In Making Peace in Drug Wars, Lessing argues for a pragmatic approach, managing the problem of criminal gangs without chasing the illusion of eliminating it overnight:
It is critical to reframe the policy problem, from eradicating drugs or crushing the cartels or punishing dastardly traffickers, to minimizing the harms produced by the drug trade… Reframing the problem ultimately implies “diplomatic recognition”: accepting that as long as there is demand for drugs, there will be traffickers, and orienting repressive policy to favor the sorts of traffickers we would like to have.
Let me guess- “legalize and tax”
I did the annual Sexual Assault Awareness training today at work. In the interest of getting it over with I just kept my mouth shut and subtly read Glibs.
A few observations:
1) From the video they made us watch: Women are strong and capable except when they are in a bar and have had a few drinks. Then they lose all agency and become incapable of enforcing boundaries or making decisions for themselves.
2) “Bullying”…..not just for grade schoolers anymore apparently. We now have ‘workplace bullying’. I’ve never observed anyone giving a coworker a purple nurple or taking another’s lunch money so I must be pretty sheltered.
3). Sexual harassment now includes saying something a privileged minority finds offensive apparently. You must not say anything that might offend some one of another race, creed, gender, etc. Even if you are unaware that it’s offensive when you said it.
We also talked about suicide prevention. Training sessions and mandatory fun were floated as ideas to stop it. I REALLY had a hard time not blurting out; “Well actually, they make me wanna kill myself a whole lot more.”
The fuck is “mandatory fun”?!?
Military-speak for a mandatory BBQ or some infantile team building exercise rather than just letting you leave. Somehow in commanders minds this is ‘doing something” to fix a morale problem.
The mandatory beatings will continue until morale improves.
Collective punishment for an individuals actions helped put me on the road to individualism/libertarianism.
The morale problem in your office necessitates suicide prevention? Yikes.
Also, being conscripted into participating in nonwork activities with co-workers is not fun.
Well I am in the employ of the DoD. Suicide rates have gone up this year. Nothing to do with deployments to meaningless conflicts in third-world shitholes though. Nothing to do with needlessly breaking up families and destroying marriages by sending people on remote tours to places we’ve occupied for no apparent reason for 50+ years.
Also, as it turns out, human nature doesn’t seem to be perfectible.
Better have more BBQ’s just to be safe.
I might be the only Marine evAr to have not attended a Marine Corps ball. That it was nominally voluntary and effectively mandatory pissed me off to no end. I cleaned toilets instead. Year after year. Yet I was successful in the corps. Just one of those things.
Torture.
It’s those stupid forced group activities everyone hates except the people who get to plan out and force the events on others.
*gives thanks to God for always working in tiny companies*
You must not say anything that might offend some one of another race, creed, gender, etc.
So saying “Goddam, how many beaners have squirted out newly minted US citizens in this joint, anyway?” would be Frowned Upon?
Yes. “Minted” others those that prefer to barter.
“Wow!!!! Just read about the suicide note left next to the body of Jeff Epstein. “Jeffrey will be unable to face these baseless charges, as he no longer is.” signed Epstein’s Mother.”
https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1161771669091827712
LOL!
I assume it’s because she’s a narcissistic lunatic.
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a28687218/miley-cyrus-sexuality-liam-hemsworth-breakup/
And of low to middling hotness. Fight me.
Weighted toward low IMO.
/high-fives Q.
Plus her boobs are small
I’ll never forget the raw chicken meme.
Way too far on crazy to fit the crazy-hotness scale. Like I mentioned earlier, she’s the sort you have a good time with for a couple of dates, not the kind you marry.
They been dating on and off for 10 years. It’s not like they didn’t know each other.
Did this professor asked what happens to all the male calves on dairy farms?
They get exactly what they deserve.
*smug nod*
Veal, it’s what’s for dinner!
Sorry for the fly-by, but this just popped
Yup. What we all knew is now confirmed – the Chinese government was getting a copy of every single email to and from Hillary’s illegal SecState account.
Which, in my mind, raises this question: Did she set up that account solely to get around FOIA, or did she set it up to facilitate Chinese (and possibly other countries) access to classified material? I don’t think you can rule it out, especially since its all too easy to imagine her accepting large sums of money to do so.
Nothing will come of it per usual
They were broke. What choice did she have?
the Chinese government was getting a copy of every single email to and from Hillary’s illegal SecState account
Why do you hate free trade? Or are you one of those “IP is real” collectivists?
I’m gonna apply the 48-hour rule to this.
If you are waiting for heavy coverage of this by the DemOp Media, its not going to happen. What’s in the post looks pretty solid – declassified government documents confirming the live drop-box account, and that it was a Chinese government (company) account.
The email address was named after a Chinese state-owned company. But the email was set up by Paul Combetta, a Platte River Network employee. Yes, picking this email name is weird and suspicious but the thread didn’t positively link “carterheavyindustries@gmail.com” to the actual company, Shandong Carter Heavy Industry Co., Ltd.
Interesting. The last link not confirmed. Although the dropbox itself is a massive violation of classified info laws. If its not the Chinese Carter Heavy Industries, I wonder who it was.
I wonder why Combetta set it up, and if he got one of the immunity deals DOJ was passing out like potato chips as part of their coverup of all this.
Enh, I’ll settle for NR or Fox or something. Not some blogger I don’t know from Adam.
Unless someone is forging recently declassified documents, his sourcing for his claims (at least as far as the existence of the dropbox goes) looks solid.
Also, I recall a Representative saying during a hearing on this months ago that an unnamed foreign country (not Russia) had access to Hillary’s server. Sounds like this, only with the connection of the dropbox account to China possibly confirmed in other classified info we haven’t seen yet.
So this is at least the third time this has been linked, so let me get this out of the way:
No, I did not shoot myself in the nuts. No, pot did not fall out my ass.
Did the Browns let you down one more time?
Nope. They can only let their fans down, which I am not.
Yeah, but did someone tell you Donald Trump was impeached?
He was ?!?
Why aren’t conservative news sites even reporting this?
The Epoch Times is very sketchy, and the author is fat and has a combover.
I am sure if there is something to the legit news people, like….Hannity and Ingraham….will lap it up.
I keep getting Epoch Times article notifications even though I turn it off. I hate that site.
It is? I remember when it was just a Falun Gong outlet little Chinese ladies would hand out outside train stations. I don’t know when it turned into sketchy alt-right outlet. Sometime in late 2016?
We’ll see if “legit news people” can spare a cycle for this over and above their outrage of the day. To me, at this point, whether “legit news” covers it is pretty irrelevant, since I think they’ve all shown themselves to be some flavor of clickbait-driven hack or other.
I keep coming back to, this is based on newly declassified documents, which are shown – if those aren’t forged, that’s better confirmation than you’ll get on 99% of the “news” these days.
The loose end, I think, is who did that dropbox account belong to? Also unanswered: why did Combetta set it up? Who asked him to do so? But unless those documents are forged, we now have confirmation that Hillary’s illegal SecState account was in fact broadcasting all of her email traffic, which is so many felonies nobody could even count them all.
I was just answering Urthona as to why others don’t seem to be discussing it, at least instantly. The Epoch Times is a strange publican and very pro Trump – it’s very odd.
That doesn’t mean that thread is full of shit. I am sure, if it is legit or legit enough, many other outlets will run with it.
Why does the odd guy in the commercials pronounce it “Epic?”
*publication*
Dick Drip Daddy can’t multitask.
You shot yourself in the nuts?!!!
BREAKING: One Billion Chinese Commit Suicide
Why not both?
The fuck is “mandatory fun”?!?
RAPE.
duh
No, rape is “Surprise Sex”
STEVE SMITH’S RAPE IS NOT LIKE A SQUARE’S RAPE
STEVE SMITH RAPE BOTH SURPRISE AND MANDATORY. ALSO FUN FOR STEVE.
Fall of the West. Reason 449599666.
What the heck did I just watch?
Starring perv idiot Jessica Yanev and his crazy momma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcEnBHAYYVM
I haven’t followed the Jessica Yanev thing but it seems to support my prediction. A while ago I said the left would be defending pedophilia in the next 10 years. If I’m wrong it’s only because I forecast way too much time.
Yanev plays the game by the rules, he may have overreached by target Women Of Colour, though.
fwiw this dude is pretty obviously not a trans-anything, he’s a straight-up pedo who was wily enough to figure out he could get some cover by adopting the label, while also trying to sue multiple people for discrimination. But he’s also pretty clearly a psycho, so did not know when to quit, and has taken everything way too far.
Half of me thinks he’s just trolling to point out the absurdity of some of the SJW positions.
Gavin McInness’s “Miles the SJW” persona is less over the top than Yanev, so you may have something there.
I think his mom is probably certifiable, and really fucked him in the head.
Holy shit! He also identifies as “disabled” and rides around in a scooter and uses the vans with wheelchair lifts.
That X on Eric’s face is why America sucks.
We needed Duke Nuke ’em to stay in longer. He was dumb enough to leave his intentions unveiled.
He meant to say that tyranny is inevitable. Was he wrong?
Plus, there IS a silent majority in this company the media still underestimates and can’t influence.
And (get the smelling salts ready) those silent majoritarians are not exclusively white, or male.
Ha. I wrote “company” instead of country.
For anyone who might be interested, Vince Vaughn on The Tom Woods Show:
https://youtu.be/3-oqW_9u_Zk
Dang. Vince associated himself with the knuckle dragging racist Nazi wing of libertarianism?!? The Jacket is not going to like this one bit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I129wzWuzhY
He is a badass.
That’s such a great movie – I believe it was streaming on Amazon!
It is my favorite of Zahler’s three movies, although Bone Tomahawk and Dragged were good.
Also, the production company’s other film, Standoff at Sparrow Creek, was pretty good as well.
Jacket’s gonna bring Lou Reed to his podcast, just you wait!
I wouldn’t call this “half staff”. More like semi flaccid.
If I owned an island it would have its own flag.
Also, why does Andrea Mitchell have a job?
Her looks.
Trump wants to buy Greenland
The idea of the U.S. purchasing Greenland has captured the former real-estate developer’s imagination, according to people familiar with the deliberations, who said Mr. Trump has, with varying degrees of seriousness, repeatedly expressed interest in buying the ice-covered autonomous Danish territory between the North Atlantic and Arctic oceans.
I’ve been there. The Scandinavian women working seasonal jobs are hot. The natives are some of the ugliest women I’ve laid eyes on. Don’t do it Two Sccops.
You can’t fool me. That’s from an upcoming episode of Hat and Hair.
Damn, can’t read the story in private mode, but hey, if you believe in CAGW it might be an investment to make.
What a Piker. You drop a chemical weapon bomb on an elementary school there and then wait for CNN demand we invade.
He’s buying votes!
All 233 of them!
Greenland gets 233 Electoral College votes? How many states did we chop it into?
Dibs on Uummannaq!
Putin would shit Twinkies if Trump pulled that off.
Inspired by the “Cardi B interviews Bernie at the nail salon” thread:
I had occasion to go to a nail salon for the first time ever today. The Mrs. wanted to get her nails done and needs help getting around, post leg break. so off we went.
Good lord! I had no idea. This was a random place in a Publix shopping plaza. Just one of those things that says “Nails” on the big sign.
It was only one unit wide. But it ran the full depth, so way bigger than I thought it would be. THey had 20 raised pedicure stations – they looked like the bastard child of a shoeshine stand and a barbershop hair washing station. 20. My word! And there were 20 long tables in front of the 20 pedicure stations – each with 4 nail stations.
They had the capacity to handle 60 simultaneous customers! What in the ever-loving hell?
They didn’t have enough employees milling about to handle that load, but they were clearly built out for that peak demand. And those things are all over the place. I had no idea just how … I don’t even know what the word for it is… how, uh, indulgent women are. These guys have to be making a lot more money than my “poor immigrant woman doing nails” hand-to-mouth existence stereotype had supposed.
edit…. 100 customers. 20 feet and 80 nails.
At any rate, I got exposed to an entire industry that I was aware of, but completely ignorant of beyond cutting the checks for the wife.
Which formed the basis of a bogus “expose” that the NYT tried to pass off a couple years ago. And got caught at it.
The Death Watch of Dem candidates being eliminated reminds me of the decks of Iraqi most wanted playing cards that came out when we invaded, thinking it would be a slam dunk a la Gulf One.
We pinned them all up on a cube wall and Xd them out as “we” got them.
I’ve got a deck of those sitting right next to me…
Who’s the not Booker black guy?
*shrugs*
I can only put names to Billionaire Bernie, Gropey Joe, and 1/1024th American.
Wayne
https://wayneforusa.com/
If “Wayne” won’t give me his last name, why should I give him mine?
It’s pronounced “Wahn Yay.”
Looked over his site and still can’t tell if that’s his first or last name. He looks like Sloth from Goonies in Blackface.
Wayne Messam. He played football for Florida State. According to his video, he wants to MAGA
Names and faces
https://vote-usa.org/CompareCandidates.aspx?State=US&Election=US20201103AD&Office=USPresident
Wow didn’t realize Tulsi was only 38
Shit, we’re back up to 24 again?? Every time one of them drops out, another one pops up.
I think Hickenlooper is out
So if you scroll down on that page and select Reasons & Objectives then Goals if Elected, looks pretty expensive.
Is an elevated heart rate after lifting weights a good or a bad sign?
You’re probably having a heart attack.
how elevated and for how long?
Mild to moerate elevation that has returned to normal in the past ten minutes.
You’re probably fin then.
/Not a doctor
Check your thermostat stat.
Are you doing any cardio? That should help your HR return to baseline more quickly.
Yeah, Lifting will very quickly raise your heart rate. Recovery time can easily be 3 or 4 minutes depending on how much weight, reps, general fitness etc.
Okay.
I’m trying to get back into actually moving, since I’d lapsed. So fitness is… poor.
I used to wear a heart rate monitor when I worked out. If you’re just getting back into it, you would be amazed how high your heart rate goes up by rep 10 if your lifting heavy.
I generally worry whenever I can feel it without searching for a pulse. It’s residual hypochondria.
Yeah, you have to listen to your body for sure. Give yourself ample time to recover between reps. Recovery time will reduce over time. Doesn’t take that long for that to happen. It’s actually cool to wear a monitor, most of them will track calories burned which is motivating as well. You’ll also know the % of your max heart rate all of the time so you can push yourself without worrying about keeling over:)
I used something like this but I know I didn’t pay close to that price.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EKPXJTU/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00EKPXJTU&linkCode=as2&tag=keepinspiring-20%20&linkId=NDBXPUA3CFMG3523
FreedomTunes. Probably linked already but it made me larf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlG8waFP148
Well, turn it up!
lol I remember that infomercial from my childhood watching basic cable.
For you old ‘uns I also vaguely remember having an antenna and 3 channels .
/80’s kid
Ghislaine Maxwell posed in American flag bikini for a series of raunchy pictures at the height of her friendship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, telling people at the shoot how she ‘handed out sex toys at a dinner party’
Of course, there’s a Trump! photo in the article.
TBF, there’s a Trump photo in every article on the internet.
On my lunch walk there’s a wrap-around board on the local newspaper building on which they scroll news headlines. The other day I walked by and the first eight headlines, all from the AP, had “Trump” in them.
Yes – they were buddies. And then Epstein ended up dead under sketchy circumstances at a prison operated by a federal agency.
Eww. I didn’t need to see that.
Would.
The Windows 10 upgrade has made this week very unproductive. I can’t run my tests, I can’t run CAD, and I can’t print.
*shakes fist at Bill Gates*
Bill hasn’t worked at Microsoft for at least a decade.
Maybe that’s the problem.
*joins in shaking fist at Gates*
I’m getting this at month end this month. Should be a fun day.
I got a new computer (which is sooo much slower than old computer) and an upgrade to Windows 10 and a new docking station that apparently hates me and IT doesn’t install any of my specialized software. Fuck my life.
De Blasio touts height as reason he can beat Trump: ‘The tall candidate almost always wins’
This freakish monster wants to rule us all.
Also females can’t beat males, that’s why there are no lady politicians.
Loser
I’m assuming that’s some of the “comedy” that show is supposedly known for.
“Describe your accomplishments.”
“Uh….. I’m tall”
I thought the theory was that it was the guy with the best hair
You know who else was tall and terrorized a city?
Dikembe Mutombo?
LeBron James?
MECHASTREISAND?
This guy at the dive bar just ordered an Odouls.
Should I:
(A) call him a fag
(B) kick his ass
(C) have sex with his girlfriend
(D) mind my own business
D
What if he has a neck beard
I’m still not bailing you out of prison.
D. Remember the nap
/Tests wind with finger to figure out if NA Beer is an act of aggression
It’s way too late for a nap. He’s already started drinking.
Yes. In that order.
Ty for getting me
Order a Heineken and tell him to join the 21st century.
Heineken 0.0.
Wait until you get really drunk and then cause a big scene
That’s what I do at work. I’m trying to have a good time here.
Is the girlfriend hot?
I’m not gonna lie, seeing a smoking hot vixen on the arm of a soyboi makes me want to go all silverback.
It’s pure, unjustifiable envy, but it would be a baldfaced lie to claim the impulse isn’t there.
There’s absolutely no reason to deny visceral impulses. Go with it.
Ask for a Zima to one up him
Plot twist: ARV is one who ordered the Odouls.
As long as it’s ODouls Amber, let him live.
Maybe the guy is in recovery and just happens to like the taste of crappy beer?
“If you are a grown up, fully-fledged adult and you are mocking this young girl for trying to save the planet then I genuinely feel sorry for you. I also think you are incredibly cruel, vicious and ignorant.”
https://twitter.com/CHIMPSINSOCKS/status/1161743612796968961
We need common sense smug teenager control.
Pfft. We’re not mocking her for trying to save the planet. We’re mocking her for being a complete dupe and dumbass.
Meh, I’m not gonna mock her at all. It IS cruel. Plus, kids are stupid.
I will go full-bore on her parents – and tools like whoever this twatter is – though.
I’ll mock her for trying to save the planet. What sort of mono maniac thinks that they can alter the fate of the entire fucking planet? At best, if she were to inspire global change, the change would disappear into the noise in a geological blink of an eye.
This is why I support conservationism (stewardship of your surroundings) and reject environmentalism (salvation of the planet)
I find your distinction between conservationism and environmentalism to be intriguing. Very Georgist
What good is conserving your surroundings? That’s hardly a pretense for enslaving those around you in the name of the greater good.
Now do children used by their anti-abortion parents.
Wouldn’t that be…. all parents?
Ha, you would think. Until you see how many pro-abortion parents use their kids, too.
See also: eugenicists.
I’m gonna need to see a citation for that.
My limit on deer this year has dropped from 1 to 5, I guess the shortage has caught up. Hope it doesn’t drop any more, not sure if I have room for 6 in the freezer.
So the deer ration has been decreased?!?
Thank you sir for doing your part to keep them oof the hoods of cars everywhere!
In addition the season was shortened from 1 week to 2
I laugh at adults that take a child seriously. I pity the child for being used as advertisement for a neo-Malthusian doomsday cult
Look if you don’t believe in
global coolingglobal warmingyou’re a white supremacist trumpetSo she’s trying to get totalitarian policies imposed on us, and we’re not allowed to criticize that because she’s young?
But enough about AOC
You’re allowed to, but if you are a jerk about it this guy will think you’re an asshole.
“Save the planet”
The hubris.
She’s a bucket shitting attention whore. I hope she gets scurvey or gets eaten by a shark.
*Nods head knowingly*
I like how Bill is almost a foot note in that flow chart of unsupported assertions.
That’s because he’s )))Bill Clinton(((.
November 2020 will be interesting. It will be a stark indicator of just how far into insanity we’ve actually gone.
October 2019 for me. If Trudeau wins re-election, I’m going to actively start promulgating Alberta/Western separatism.
TL;DR – It was Joos.
Reads down list of names:
Epstien
Cohn
Wexner
Dershowitz
Maxwell
Rothschild
When you’re right, your’e right.
Florida woman
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/florida-woman-who-pulled-gator-from-pants-during-traffic-stop-gets-probation/
“Hold on a second while I whip this out”
Is that a gator in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Yoga pants.
To go with your Pumpkin Ale
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/its-real-pumpkin-spice-flavored-spam-is-coming-to-a-store-shelf-near-you/
But when did the SPAM shoot itself in the balls?
Right after painting Clinton in a dress.
That’s worse than a Sugar free tale
Every day we stray further from the light of God.
I have another date with mistake guy Saturday. What can I say, he makes me laugh.
Bring a bottle of Schnapps in your purse for a guaranteed good time.
Sorry but I inferred from your post the other night this would happen, it’s obvious he’s peaked your interest and you’re enjoying the forbidden fruit thing…..
Without going into TOO much detail……..why is he a threat to your clearance? Criminal record or…..?
Is Tulip dating a ChiCom?
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Telling me very funny story about driving back from Colorado bringing pot for friends. Other similar dufus stories.
eh, just tell him to keep those shenanigans 100 feet from you at all times or you’ve castrate him with rusty can lids. As long as he respects those boundaries you’ll be fine. I just had mine renewed and my uncle was up on federal drug charges. I think you’re ok as long as there isn’t a direct connection.
Yes, but it still doesn’t make this smart. I am looking forward to it.
Rarely are smart things looked forward to with eager anticipation.
I’m not getting in his car.
Not even the back seat?
He has a house
Which is probably packed to the gills with drugs
Way to harsh her buzz!
What if he has a van?
I only charge 300 per hour and guarantee IHOP after
That implies you’re staying until breakfast.
Welp, stay safe and hope you have a fun time.
Greetings from America’s current favorite shithole.
Washington D.C.?
Close, more rats of the four legged variety
Thoughts and prayers.
There’s been so many. Which rat infested shithole?
The birthplace of OMWC.
A distinguishing feature that should frighten all God fearing men away.
Baltimore?
+1 Nickel Ride
Hey, maybe Trump will trade tarrifs for Hillary’s deleted emails.
560th!