Thursday Afternoon Links

So, big demo coming up a week from today. I accidentally broke a template in M$’s crappy portals app and I have no idea how to undo it. I guess I’ll just show someone else’s site if I have to. I’ll just come in hot on Thursday and wing it.

We’re a CRISPR edit away from curing this sinister genetic defect.

Even the Marines can’t cure Florida Man.

Wild horses can’t be dragged away (from Dorian).  And the rarely seen “square grouper” appears to be washing ashore in Florida due to Hurricane Dorian

Someone linked comments to the story of San Fran calling the NRA a terrorist organization wondering “where are all those good guys with guns” in Texas. Here’s one. Good on ya, ma’am. I think you need a higher capacity purse gun, but 50% hit rate ain’t bad with a snubby.

 

Comments

476 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Links”

  1. Bobarian LMD

    Rarely seen, or just rarely reported?

    1. I. B. McGinty

      Report what?

      *wipes nose*

  2. Juvenile Bluster

    If SF is calling the NRA a terrorist organization, I give it two weeks before a conservative city passes a resolution calling Planned Parenthood a terrorist organization. Then it can go from there.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Yo momma is a terrorist organization.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Nah. My momma’s cool.

        My stepmomma, on the other hand… yeah.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Is she hot?

        2. bacon-magic

          I’ve seen these stories on pornhub.
          *waits for it

          1. AlexinCT

            Do they involve bacon?

    2. Donation Not Taxation

      Calling is one thing. What happens if San Fran uses that label as an excuse to deny contracts, fire or demote employees, ‘red flag’ its residents . . .

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        That’s where it goes from “extremely stupid, but this is SF” to “the city’s going to be writing some big checks to pay off settlements for their blatantly unconstitutional actions”.

        1. Donation Not Taxation

          Ninth Circus

        2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          You can’t honestly believe that.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            What’s wrong with it?

            There’s very clear SCOTUS precedent here.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Are you sure about that, because New York did a similar thing with banking and insurance regulations and its still tied up in the courts. Even if they lose the end they still won.

            https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/12/us/nra-new-york-lawsuit/index.html

            Not to mention that operation choke point on the federal level is still untouched

          3. commodious spittoon

            Did our Republican House, Senate, and president do nothing except pass a tax cut?

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Except if a conservative city counsel did that they’d face massive business boycotts and probably a court injunction. But, it’s cute how we’re still pretending like this isn’t a one sided affair

    4. Urthona

      Conservative city?

    5. Gadfly

      I give it two weeks before a conservative city passes a resolution calling Planned Parenthood a terrorist organization.

      They really ought to just tit-for-tat and label the SF city council a terrorist organization.

      WHEREAS the City Council of San Francisco seeks to deprive the people of the United States of one of their most fundamental human rights,

      WHEREAS the City Council of San Francisco seeks to undermine the Constitution of the United States,

      WHEREAS the City Council of San Francisco maintains an armed force with which it seeks to implement these tyrannies through threats and acts of violence,

      BE IT RESOLVED that the City Council of San Francisco is to be designated as a domestic terrorist organization.

      Two can play at that game, after all.

      1. R C Dean

        Impressive. If I didn’t live in a proggy university town (with city politics to match), I’d love to get that on the agenda. They’d probably pass the SF resolution instead.

  3. We’re a CRISPR edit away from curing this sinister genetic defect.

    *menacingly scrubs pencil rubbings off of hand*

    1. Private Chipperbot

      #metoo

      Although I made myself learn to print right handed when using a chalkboard.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      *sits on left wrist until hand falls asleep*

      1. bacon-magic

        “The stranger”

    3. Pope Jimbo

      A streak of lefty-ism in her family is the only genetic failing my wife is willing to admit to. Two of my kids write lefty. All of them are pretty much ambidextrous when it comes to sports or shooting.

      My sister’s brother was beaten as a kid until he learned to write right handed. I guess the Koreans still take that shit seriously.

      1. Sensei

        Yes, but what about the chopsticks…

      2. Rhywun

        Germany was similarly enlightened until sometime in the middle of the last century. I suspect it was common everywhere.

      3. Fourscore

        “My sister’s brother”

        You or your other brother?

      4. AlexinCT

        My mom broke her wrist when I was but a wee one, and her parents, who took me in since she was also dealing with a brand new pregnancy, beat that left-handedness out of me cause it was “The Devil”. Now I have crappy handwriting no matter what hand I use to write with.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Only just read Subaru Horror Theater. Non-supernatural SF is more disturbing than regular SF.

          1. commodious spittoon

            fml

    4. Gender Traitor

      I write left-handed – and “identify” as a left-hander – but I’m fairly ambidextrous even at writing. Pretty much everything else one does with one hand, I do with my right hand, even using scissors. I’ve been married twice, and both my husbands have been left-handed. The current Mr. GT and I were in a musical trio together for quite a while, and both of the bass players who played with us over the years were left-handed, too. (When we put together a home-brewed CD, we made it “left-handed,” with the jewel box opening from the left side.)

      I’m not sure if all this says something about me on a deeper level. I’m probably happier not thinking too much about it.

      1. That’s very sinister.

      2. Rhywun

        I write left-handed – and “identify” as a left-hander – but I’m fairly ambidextrous even at writing. Pretty much everything else one does with one hand, I do with my right hand, even using scissors.

        #metoo

        I mostly write right-handed today. But without much precision! Especially drawing – I can only draw with my left hand.

      3. DenverJ

        When we put together a home-brewed CD, we made it “left-handed,” with the jewel box opening from the left side.

        So you put the label inside the case upside down?

        1. Gender Traitor

          Printed everything ourselves, so we laid it out to be correct-side up (I almost said “right side up,” but realized my error in time.)

          1. DenverJ

            I’m missing it. If you take any jewel case cover, take it out, rotate it 180degrees, and slide it back in… isn’t that all there is to it?

          2. DenverJ

            Oh, I’m missing the joke

  4. Donation Not Taxation

    Terrance Dicks and Valerie Harper are both dead.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      They announced it at the Lou Reed concert.

      1. Enough About Palin

        It’s amazing how he can do it night after night! Although I’ve heard he’s an asshole, so…

    2. whiz

      I think I’ve seen this somewhere before. I think you mean “Terrance Dicks and Valerie Harper are both still dead.”

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Any news on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

        1. Enough About Palin

          Spotted at the Lou Reed concert I hear.

        2. Spudalicious

          I heard he shot himself in the balls and dope fell out of his ass.

  5. Donation Not Taxation

    “Swedish Researcher Pushes Eating Human Flesh as Answer to Future Climate Change Food Shortages” by Celia Farber @ theepochtimes.com/swedish-researcher-pushes-human-flesh-eating-as-answer-to-future-climate-change-food-shortages_3068833.html
    He also ‘blames’ “conservative” people for the continuing taboo on cannibalism.

    1. LJW

      I blame Kuru for the taboo.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Just avoid the brain and you’ll be fine.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      This cannibalism guy drives me crazy.

      1. Not Adahn

        That was a fine pun, young ‘un.

    3. Florida Man

      Mr Swift?

    4. Bobarian LMD

      With fava beans and a nice chianti?

    5. Suthenboy

      “Swedish Researcher Pushes Eating Human Flesh as Answer to Future Climate Change Food Shortages”

      Of course they do. Once you are off of the rails an inch is as good as a mile. In the same way there is no peak stupid, there is no peak crazy or peak immoral.

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

    6. bacon-magic

      Et tu, Swissy?
      *narrows gaze

    7. Spudalicious

      “SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!”

      1. mrfamous

        spoiler alert

  6. Tundra

    Hiya Brett!

    The young lady defending herself is a great story. This cracked me up:

    “It was all I had in the gun,” she explained to KTRK. “I shot until I couldn’t shoot anymore.”

    Five dudes, one gun, two bullets. I guess the best gun to carry is whatever you have, huh?

    1. Sean

      It was not optimal, but you can’t argue with her results.

      I’ll bet she keeps it topped off from now on.

      1. Tundra

        I’ll bet you are right. But it’s still funny to send to your friend who never leaves home without 3 mags.

    2. “The young lady defending herself is a great story.”

      Would. She’s cute.

  7. Crusty Juggler

    It’s Time for Black Athletes to Leave White Colleges

    Black athletes have attracted money and attention to the predominantly white universities that showcase them. Meanwhile, black colleges are struggling. Alabama’s athletic department generated $174 million in the 2016–17 school year, whereas the HBCU that generated the most money from athletics that year, Prairie View A&M, brought in less than $18 million. Beyond sports, the average HBCU endowment is only one-eighth that of the average predominantly white school; taken together, all of the HBCU endowments combined make up less than a tenth of Harvard’s.

    Why should this matter to anyone beyond the administrators and alumni of the HBCUs themselves? Because black colleges play an important role in the creation and propagation of a black professional class. Despite constituting only 3 percent of four-year colleges in the country, HBCUs have produced 80 percent of the black judges, 50 percent of the black lawyers, 50 percent of the black doctors, 40 percent of the black engineers, 40 percent of the black members of Congress, and 13 percent of the black CEOs in America today. (They have also produced this election cycle’s only black female candidate for the U.S. presidency: Kamala Harris is a 1986 graduate of Howard University.)

    Also, start wearing FUBU gear again.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      I don’t understand why conservatives are upset about this article. This sounds like a good idea. HBCU served a great purpose historically and it’s not as if non-HBCU are not already segregated (and not just by race).

      This might actually be the smartest thing to ever come out of Hill’s mouth

      1. Rhywun

        As long as it’s voluntary. *shrugs*

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          Agreed. I would hope that no one is proposing to forcibly make black people attend certain schools. But, honestly, nowadays you never know what the tolerance brigade is going to demand

          1. Rhywun

            My mayor is proposing exactly that for the city’s public schools. I’m sure there is someone out there ready to take it national.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Oh, yeah, that’s true. But, let’s be honest, your mayor is a joke of a man. I would hope most normal people would shake their head at such stupidity

          3. BakedPenguin

            Read this and watch this and tell me that wealthy, white leftists have any of the compassion and kindness they whine and exclusively claim for poor, minority students.

      2. Crusty Juggler

        I don’t understand why conservatives are upset about this article.

        You have to fight with the enemy on Twitter about something.

      3. Playa Manhattan

        I have 3 neighbors who are black MDs. I would trust one of them with my life, and he went to an HBCU. The UCLA grads? Nope.

        (disclosure: I distrust the white UCLA MD grad even more. His malpractice insurance has to be astronomical)

        1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          You’re just saying that because you went to Cal.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            There are several HBCUs that provide an excellent education and produce first-class scholarship. Morehouse College is a primary example.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            All the HBCU I know about are from reading Bill Cosby’s sweatshirts from the Cosby Show.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            It might be different in the Bay Area. All of my neighbors around here are UCLA/USC

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          I’ve never seen a pattern: the man is infinitely more important than the school.

          I have enough data to be suspicious of Texas Tech. Maybe I’ve been lucky with Michigan State.

          Otherwise I find diamonds and warts are randomly distributed.

          1. I’ve never seen a pattern: the man is infinitely more important than the school.

            My experience has been the opposite. The folks from the top tier schools tend to be pretty dang good at their job. Those at the non-flagship state school are really hit or miss. Not saying you can’t find a diamond in the rough, but it’s not easy.

      4. Heroic Mulatto

        The joke is the “H” is there for a reason. There are several HBUCs in which the majority of the student body are not Black.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          I’ve seen Drumline.

        2. Enough About Palin

          And their graduation rates are shit.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            While I admit that graduation rates (depending on how you operationalize it) are a multivariate phenomenon, data from The Chronicle of Higher Ed. suggest that geographic region plays a role as well, which I find fascinating.

          2. Enough About Palin

            That is an interesting Website. Thank you.

          3. Spartacus

            Graduation rates are poor because they take on students that most other places won’t, who need lots of remediation. Most of them aren’t going to make it through, but at least they’re getting a chance.
            After generations of open discrimination, the biggest problem (IMO) they face today is massive mismanagement and administrative bloat, even by university standards. All those black doctors and lawyers don’t open up their checkbooks because they know that their donations will be spent on presidential “recruiting trips” and swarms of deputy assistant assistants.

          4. Enough About Palin

            Any insights as to why open discrimination births massive mismanagement and administrative bloat?

          5. Spartacus

            Sorry, I didn’t mean to say that one causes the other. I intended to point out that in the past the biggest hurdle HBCUs have had to overcome was overt discrimination by the state in both funding and regulation (Look at the history of Florida A&M’s Law College for an especially clear-cut example). Most of the ones that did well, survived because they found a niche and stuck to it (e.g. teacher’s college or A&M). Today, even though they have some ground to make up, the main barrier is not state discrimination but rather their own maladministration, along with the habit of crying racism whenever anyone tries to hold those administrators accountable. Some are still well-run, but for every Morehouse there are a handful of Bethune-Cookmans, and I don’t think that history is to blame.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      Written by the same Jemele HIll that went to Michigan State?

      1. Crusty Juggler

        Yes. The school that just got fined a paltry 4.5 million smackeroonies for allowing twenty years of Larry Nasser molesting.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          OMWC thrilled his main competition is out of the way.

          1. College gals waaay too old for OMWC.

    3. Not Adahn

      Last time I drove by, Prairie View A&M had billboards touting that their new cricket complex was going to be the largest in North America.

      I’ve never seen cricketers in that part of Texas, but you’d occasionally see teams in their whites eating at Indian places in Austin.

      1. whiz

        So they’re pouring money into their entomology department?

        1. Tejicano

          Something about that idea bugs me.

    4. Pope Jimbo

      But where will they get all the white wimmen?

    5. Enough About Palin

      Racism. How does it work?

    6. White College has never won an NCAA Championship in anything. They’re terrible at sports. Also, white.

  8. The Other Kevin

    I’m having a shit day at work as well, but in addition to the new job announcement I got my hockey schedule for the year. As promised, I’ll play some for both A and B teams First tournament is A team in Denver. I’ve been wanting to make that trip for years. *happy dance*

    1. Tonio

      Sorry about the former, happy for the latter.

      1. The Other Kevin

        On Sept. 30 all the work issues will be someone else’s problem.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      So when you play for the A-team is your strategy to hole up in a barn between the second and third periods? Then when the third period starts you come busting out in your modified black van sled blazing away with guns (without ever hitting anything). And on your breakaway do the defenders suddenly veer off, hit a ramp and flip over and over?

      1. The Other Kevin

        Yep. I love it when a plan comes together.

  9. Florida Man

    What’s with all these news sites that want you to pay to read an article without even giving a sample. How do I know if I want to subscribe if I can’t see the quality of your work? Also irt woke-mart

    https://amp.businessinsider.com/being-woke-is-a-business-strategy-2018-12

    1. LJW

      Are they really following the money. Alienating half of your potential business doesn’t seem like a good business strategy. I’d think remaining neutral would be the best strategy.

      1. Florida Man

        That’s what I thought, but if most of the money is in a handful of blue cities, it’s less work to target those demographics. Not the way I would run a business, but I’m assuming the billion dollar companies have put in the research.

    2. Rhywun

      If it’s Business Insider I can save you some time: it’s always garbage.

      1. Florida Man

        I’m not a business person, but when I searched for why are businesses going woke, this was the only article I found. If you have a theory, I’m all ears.

        1. Rhywun

          Me neither. I just find their writing to be on the level of, say, CNN. I wouldn’t trust them on “business” any more than I would trust Scientific American on “science”.

        2. Heres my theory: c-suites, HR, and marketing are increasingly becoming havens for true believers. It doesn’t feel like they’re phoning it in, they truly want wokeness to be a core company value.

    3. I want to create a NewsPass aggregator that you buy an annual subscription to that allows you so many articles from a wide range of news sources.

      I mean, the Denver Post wants me to subscribe and all I want to do is read one article. Guess what? I don’t live in Denver!

  10. but 50% hit rate ain’t bad with a snubby.

    That’s 50 percentage points better than the cops.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      They make up for it in volume.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      I never did that good with my snubby. Only 3 kids after thousands of rounds fired down range until I finally got the snubby modified to only shoot blanks.

      Hats off to that gal.

  11. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I practiced with a Ruger LCR this past weekend. It’s definitely an upclose gun. The nose kick is significant. I had to aim a foot low at twenty feet.

    1. Get the 357 load it w 38+p. It helps.

    2. Timeloose

      It’s a palm stinger with 38+p as well. I’ll still hit center of mass unloading it from 5 yards.

      1. You better believe it. I put 10 rds with 357magnum once, once.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The 38+p didn’t bother my hand too much, but I’m much more accurate with my M&P Shield 9mm.

        I ziptied the LCR to a 3/4″ pipe and then bolted the pipe to a large block so I could sight the laser grips in. Even with that, the nose kick still put me off a foot or more at 35 ft.

    3. Suthenboy

      You are not holding the gun correctly.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Probably not.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’ll take some recommendations. I’ve never been this inaccurate with a handgun except with a little piece of shit Star 380 ACP I have. That thing is horrible, I need to sell it off.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Norwegian Grip?

            Where you hold the gun backwards and pull the trigger with your thumb. It may sound strange, but I gay-ron-tee that after one shot, you will never go back to your old ways.

          2. DenverJ

            Well, no, because by then youve shot yourself in the face.

    4. Don Escaped Texas

      have you dry-fired it and convinced yourself that you’re on target after the whole DAO squeeze?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s an obvious idea, particularly with the laser grip. Guess I will now.

        1. Miculak, or whatever his name is has advice for dealing with snubbies. In particular do not hold your left thumb forward, wrap that thing over yer other thumb. It’s OK with out the exterior hammer on the lcr.

  12. “sinister genetic defect” I see what you did there.

    1. Tonio

      Oh, good catch.

      1. Also applies to the progressives 😉

    2. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Not just sinister, but also gauche.

  13. Crusty Juggler

    Great news fellow leering perverts: Today I was informed that clothing inspired by the 90s film “Clueless” are back in style. Everything is good again.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Sarah Gilbert is a relic of the 90’s that I choose to forget

        1. Tonio

          At first I thought it was a teenage boy…

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, well, we all get older until we don’t.

      3. Tonio

        Silverstone isn’t bad for 42, but looks like every other soccer mom out there. Granted the photo isn’t flattering – she’s squinting in the sunlight.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I’d hit it

          1. Playa Manhattan

            fully 50% of the soccer moms around here look better than that.

          2. AlmightyJB

            That’s the great thing about not setting your standards all that high. The Doable/Willing Venn diagram looks much better.

      4. Crusty Juggler

        Excuse me – Liv Tyler is still whimsical!

        And do not make me start posting Claire Danes and Keri Russell photos, because I will. I WILL!

        1. Gdragon

          Keri Russell always looks incredible, I don’t think she’s human

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Her bald phase Felicity killed it for me. Then her psychopath Russian sleeper agent character killed what ever remained.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Keri Russell is the bomb.

      5. PBRstreetgang

        Yeah Silverstone looks fine for a 42 year old mom out in the hot sun on a hike.
        Gilbert looks like someone left Howard Stern in the dryer too long .

        1. Tonio

          [golf clap] for Gilbert description.

        2. BakedPenguin

          Wow. I wasn’t paying attention. I thought that was AS’s aunt or something.

      6. I remember girls dressing somewhat like this when I was in school. I think the goal was to raid their dad’s closets for the largest button-down shirt in existence, wear it all buttoned up with a brooch, some stupid hat, and dumb shoes.

        1. Crusty Juggler

          You went to school with Blossom Russo and Six Dorothy Lemeure?

  14. Dorian should be visiting here in the next 16-20 hours. Got the boat/home tied up (16 lines from 50-100ft 5/8ths twisted nylon.) Now the only question is, drink more beer eat more mushrooms or cook more chicken?

    1. Tundra

      Yes to all.

      Good luck, brother. Y’all are fucking brave!

      1. It’s not brave, it’s just home.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Be careful, and say hi to Winston’s Mom for me, Tulpa,

      1. You got her number?

    3. LJW

      Wait… What kind of mushrooms?

      1. Free. I didn’t ask.

    4. Tonio

      Welcome aboard, Tulpa. Good luck.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        We’re all counting on you.

    5. Bobarian LMD

      Eat all the mushrooms and tie yourself to the dock to enjoy the storm?

      1. Tonio

        I kind of did that once; it didn’t end well.

          1. Tonio

            Fic. It’s what I do.

    6. Playa Manhattan

      Where are you tied up?

      My buddy just moved from DC to an island near Charleston. Daniel Island, iirc (it appears to not actually be an island).

      They got lucky. The surge came at low tide. Now that the tide is coming up, the eye has passed, and the wind is blowing out to sea.

      1. Ocracoke, got a buddy on a boat in charleston.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Just grab some dune grass and hold on, you’ll be fine.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          I hope you’re considering a trip inland just in case.

          1. Too late. Last ferry left 24 hrs ago.

          2. Tundra

            Ah, I think it’s in NO.

          3. CPRM

            If you’re on a boat why do you need a ferry? And why does god need a starship?!

          4. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Best movie script ever.

          5. You don’t wanna show up w a boat somewhere on the coast when a storm is coming. It’s considered impolite or just not cricket.

        3. My mom’s in Havelock. Best of luck to you.

          1. The mainland is gonna take a beating.

    7. About to get our first outer band. Get a feel for what this storms all about.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Batten down them hatches!

        1. Hatches battened, sir.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          That actually means something?

          I thought it was just foreplay!

      2. Dude (assumes gender), I did the boat tie off thing when I lived in LA. Never got to join the Cajun Navy though. That’s a good thing. I hope you don’t need to use the boat.

    8. Dude, you can hear the beach roaring.

    9. There goes the power. Long dark night.

  15. Crusty Juggler

    American Airlines Chooses Dog Over Allergic Black Man

    Yes, things are bad for everybody, everywhere, but American is worse. The latest evidence of that comes from Dana Holcomb. Holcomb is a black man who was trying to fly, first-class, from Vegas back to Austin. The flight had a layover in Phoenix. A woman got on and sat next to him with an “emotional support” lapdog. Holcomb is allergic to dogs. And then American did its thing. From RawStory:

    Admitting that he was [allergic to her dog], he said the woman attempted to find another seat but could not be accommodated which led to flight attendants and then a pilot to become involved, telling him to move to another seat in the back of the plane.

    According to Holcomb, the flight attendant, “Began to get really irate because he was insisting that I go to that seat.”

    Holcomb’s attorney, Reginald McKamie Sr., explained the lawsuit he filed on his client’s behalf against the airline, stating, “At that point (workers) told him you’re going to go to the rear of the plane or get off the plane.”

    Holcomb was removed from the flight, which left without even getting his bags off. Those bags included his medications. He had to spend the night in Phoenix. American Airlines claims, in a statement, that Holcomb was removed because he became “confrontational.”

    The NAP is hard sometimes.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      First come, first served, First class, service dog can fuck right off!

    2. Tonio

      But they are completely fucked because of the ADA. Sorry, black guy, you just got moved to the back of the bus by a fake disabled person.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Air carrier access act, which is laxer than ADA

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Does that have the same boutique tort business model?

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Dunno.

            Fuck HW. Spending millions to rip up perfectly good curbs and making them more dangerous to pedestrians.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        I would suggest that if you’re so fucked in the head that you can’t fly without a dog, you shouldn’t be on a plane. Or in public at all.

        1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

          Amen.

    3. So two points of anti-discrimination law are in conflict with one another and the airline is screwed either way.

    4. CPRM

      If there was a seat at the back of the plane that he could move to, why couldn’t she move to that seat?

      1. Mad Scientist

        For that matter, why not arrange for him (or her) to swap seats with someone else on the plane? Methinks we’re not hearing the whole story.

        1. That he doesn’t have dog allergies and just didn’t want to sit next to a yippy dog all flight, so created his condition on the spot, would be my guess.

    5. Rhywun

      I know some white people are reading this and thinking “that could happen to anybody, why you gotta bring race into it?” First of all, I hate you people, please know that.

      I’m glad this person addressed a central question of this narrative with such grace and coherence.

      1. Mad Scientist

        First of all, I hate you people, please know that.

        Certainly nothing racist about that.

    6. Suthenboy

      AA are assholes. Woman is an asshole. Author of the article is an asshole.

      1. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

        Just to clarify. AA = American Airlines, or AA = African American?

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Quiter Alcoholics.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Or maybe Suthen doesn’t like paratroopers.

    7. Did he tell the airline about his condition when he bought the ticket? If not tough shit about his “allergies”, people take dogs on planes, people smell bad, people talk to you whether you like it or not.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        How come is it to see a dog on a plane? I’ve never actually been on a flight where a dog was in the cabin.

        1. Tundra

          I’ll bet 7 out of the last 10 flights I’ve been on had at least one. One of them, I sat next to a young soldier with a gorgeous Malinois. The dog was a no-shit, well trained assistance dog and we had a very pleasant flight.

          Hell, when we bought our dog in NC, we flew back with him in the cabin. I’ve never gotten better service on a flight in my life. The stews wouldn’t leave!

          I personally don’t care if people have them as long as the dog is well behaved and quiet.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Sounds like you take more pleasant flights than me.

            The last time I flew someone must have had some kind of intestinal issue, because the whole flight the smell of ass would come over the cabin every ten minutes or so.

          2. Gadfly

            I personally don’t care if people have them as long as the dog is well behaved and quiet.

            And small enough not to encroach on other people’s space, it should be added.

        2. No idea, I’ve flown twice in the last 15 years. Nonetheless, I am aware that people sometimes take dogs on planes, so if I had a condition that would make that an issue I would make sure the airline could accommodate me before buying a ticket.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Yeah, I don’t believe that. You’re not booking a flight and saying “also, I’m allergic to dogs”. No sane person would be doing that, unless they travel frequently and know that that’s the new fad

      2. Rhywun

        It does raise the idea that airlines might want to put some thought into better planning here. I’m not allergic to dogs or horses but I don’t want one on my flight, either. If I book a flight first and say I don’t want dogs, dog-lady can find another flight. And vice versa.

        1. Mad Scientist

          Dogs are all well and good. It’s the people on the flight I find annoying.

    8. Heroic Mulatto

      I had enough of a headache as it is, but to scroll down and see the dearth of RTFAing just increased it tenfold.

      Fuck you.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        HA!

    9. grrizzly

      I flew next to an “emotional support” dog once. In first class, on American. I boarded when most of the cabin was already full. A passenger asked me to swap seats because she wanted to sit next to her husband. Changing seats is common in domestic first since passengers are upgraded at the last moment. Anyway, the woman seemed a bit too much relieved that I agreed to swap out seats–and then I noticed there was a dog under a blanket next to my new neighbor.

      The dog was well behaved, never barked, its owner stayed in his window throughout the entire flight. From the long conversations that the owner had with a FA and another passenger, it became clear that he was just commuting between two homes with his pet.

      1. Crusty Juggler

        In first class

        Sweet flex.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Grrizly is Points Guy.

          Prove me wrong.

  16. Rebel Scum

    in huddles, butts to the wind

    IOW they are horsing around.

    initially thought a package of roughly one kilogram of cocaine found on a city beach was dynamite, because it was labeled in Spanish.

    IOW the real trick the obx horses use.

  17. Chipping Pioneer

    Is the square grouper what McDonald’s uses to make the Filet-o-Fish?

  18. Playa Manhattan

    I wonder how much “buried treasure” there was lying around The Bahamas.

    1. AlmightyJB

      And blond tourist?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I think that was Aruba.

    1. Not Adahn

      The P-10 series is made in Kansas City. Everything’s up to date there.

      1. Not Adahn

        $1800? Are you shitting me? Even in loonies that’s stupid.

  19. Rebel Scum

    CNN’s 7-Hour Climate Change Town Hall Loses In Ratings To ‘Baby Shark’ Being Played 185 Times In A Row

    CNN knew they were taking a risk devoting seven hours to Democratic presidential candidates talking about climate change, but the news channel thought that this issue — getting a Democrat elected — was important enough for the unusual programming decision. However, the special lost hugely in ratings to Nickelodeon, which also made an unusual decision to play the song “Baby Shark” 185 times in a row.

    “It was just stupid, repetitive nonsense for hours and hours,” said Shannon Terry, a concerned citizen who found herself watching TV that evening. “So eventually I just turned off the CNN townhall and listened to ‘Baby Shark’ over and over again. That song is catchy.”

    Many others seemed to agree with Terry, as the airing of presidential candidates making climate change-related campaign speeches was not considered by viewers to be as entertaining or informative as the singing of various phrases like “baby shark,” “mommy shark,” and “grandpa shark” over and over again.

    CNN did see a brief ratings spike when Pete Buttigieg started singing, “Climate change, doo doo doo doo doo doo!” getting CNN to its highest point of the night — seven viewers — though when Buttigieg started talking about carbon credits, the number of viewers plummeted back down to three.

    1. Tonio

      Brilliant. That’s our Bee.

    2. CNN did see a brief ratings spike when Pete Buttigieg started singing, “Climate change, doo doo doo doo doo doo!” getting CNN to its highest point of the night — seven viewers

      *repeatedly opens and closes hand in mommy shark motion *

      1. Tonio

        [waits for cue and does Grandpa Shark]

  20. Tundra

    Where the hell is the cocaine coming from?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Tony Montanas undersea lair of course!

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      Likely some unfortunate runners coming from the Bahamas who will never be heard or seen from again, as they’re somewhere under the Atlantic Ocean between Freeport and Miami.

      1. LJW

        Even if they survived the shipwreck they still will likely never be seen again.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Not on the message board. I told you, text me.

      1. Tundra

        Sorry, it’s just really been a bitch of a day…

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I got the money and the yayo

          1. AlexinCT

            Look here Sosa….

    4. Florida Man

      Colombia.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Peru. You’re not innocent in all of this.

        1. Florida Man

          *scrambles out back window*

    5. Playa Manhattan

      There are stashes buried all over the Caribbean.

      Believe it or not, one of the routes goes from The Bahamas TO Puerto Rico because US Customs is looking for shipments coming north.

      1. Tundra

        That’s beautiful.

        The market always wins.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Don’t get me started on the tunnels of Otay Mesa.

          1. Built by Buckwheat, I presume?

        2. Rasilio

          Now lets apply that same line of reasoning to the demands to build a wall.

      2. Tonio

        Article or fiction, please.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          National Geographic. I’ll go digging for a link in a bit.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I distinctly remember getting checked for a drug inspection while headed south to Puerto Rico back in 92.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Well, you must look like a drug dealer.

          The guy behind me in Nassau (US Customs has a station there) got popped for cocaine. I felt bad for him. That’s federal prison time unless they fucked up the search somehow.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I was on a sailboat crossing the PR Trench when they performed a low altitude/low speed fly-by with what was probably an F18 Hornet standing on its tail end. It was about 11pm and it scared the ever-living shit out of me. I fell out of my bunk thinking the world was ending.

    6. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Bolivia.

    7. AlmightyJB

      If transport boats think they might get boarded they dump. Cost of business. A lot gets dumped.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Sometimes they dump the drugs from an airplane and a boat from the mainland picks it up and brings it in. At least that’s the story one diver told me. He and a friend saw the air drop and then got the hell out of there as they figured whoever was picking it up would not want any witnesses.

    8. LJW

      Isn’t there a documentary on this. In which the feds set up some guy looking for a hidden stash of cocaine?

    9. Suthenboy

      I think the runners sink the coke at some international water location offshore. The CG watches every boat on radar and satellite so if they don’t meet another boat it just looks like a fishing trip. A couple of weeks later a boat from FL, also looking like a boat on a fishing trip, just happens to cross the location the runners were at before. It would be hard for the coast guard to put that together. A boat from The Bahamas and a boat from FL meeting and dawdling around for 30 minutes in international waters would be more than a little suspicious looking.

      Hurricane comes along and dislodges the coke shipment…it washes up on shore. Probably an easy write-off for the coke smugglers. I doubt they are sweating it.

      1. DenverJ

        Write-off? On their taxes?

    10. JaimeRoberto: Gentleman, Scholar, French Tickler

      Appropriate song: https://youtu.be/z7eD2PFBhlE

      1. Tres Cool

        And here I was expecting “Smuggler’s Blues”

    11. Gadfly

      Where the hell is the cocaine coming from?

      You see, when a mommy coca plant and a daddy coca plant love each other very much…

  21. Donation Not Taxation

    Was under the impression that lower tech methods had determined that the genetic component of this trait was less than 1/4. But now it is 100% genetic according to CNN. For the devilish details, see https://academic.oup.com/brain/advance-article/doi/10.1093/brain/awz257/5556832

    1. Donation Not Taxation

      The paper which CNN was attempting to report

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m not left handed, Im am ambidextrous, it’s a requirement in a right hand world,
        You are all cripples

        1. Shirley Knott

          Ahem. Differently abled.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            What does being a Glib have to do with it?
            Also fuck off!

        2. Pope Jimbo

          What about lefties who are allergic to dogs? Do they have to move to the back of the plane?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Being a religious protester on Bourbon St is rather pointless

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Official street preachers .com ?

      2. Tonio

        No, I would imagine they add a certain frisson…

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It does seem rather masturbatory in practice.

          “I went to the DEN OF EVIL, THE SODOM AND GOMORRAH OF OUR AGE!”

          1. Gustave Lytton

            And I looked but wasn’t turned into a pillar of salt?

    2. Tundra

      Fake homos.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        That kiss was definitely faked

    3. AlmightyJB

      If seen those guys on Hate Thy Neighbor. Serious assholes

    4. Playa Manhattan

      Huh. I guess Sunday school didn’t stick.

      I had to look it up. Amos is a book in the Bible.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        He makes good cookies, though.

    5. Tonio

      Thanks for that, but could have been so very much better with five seconds more effort. Move the lock of hair which is obscuring dipper’s face. Move the camera to the right to center the kissers between the two signs and centered on them.

    6. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. In this day and age, at least one of those two identifies as a man. And I’m sure that makes it totes cool with the protesters in the background.

  22. Chipping Pioneer

    OT: Day 3: Mostly New Haven again.

    Went to the Yale Peabody Museum of Natural History. It was … OK. But, their gem collection was pretty cool.

    On the recommendation of several of you, we went to Frank Pepe’s for lunch. Really good. I had the white clam pizza, and the wife, being allergic to shellfish, had the Margherita. Both God.

    Frank Pepe’s has been in business since 1925 and is easy to see why: they do one thing and they do it well.

    CT drivers are terrible (excluding Alex, I’m sure).

    Tonight, first lobster roll!

    Tomorrow Mystic Seaport Museum, then on to Hyannis. Watching the hurricane reports.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      You went to one of the best pizza joints in the world, only to order the worst pizza on the menu? Bold strategy.

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        I was told by our Airbnb host that our was the thing to get there. But I did like the wife’s pie better.

        1. Crusty Juggler

          But I did like the wife’s pie better.

          *ahem*

          What did it taste like?

          1. Tonio

            “Her pie, which is doubtlessly both flaky and moist.” -Archer

          2. Playa Manhattan

            There are only 2 acceptable uses for the word “moist”, and you have them both covered.

          3. Chipping Pioneer

            Not a clam.

        2. Tres Cool

          Heh.

  23. Rebel Scum

    That’s going to be a bit awkward for New England.

    A Utah couple who were in attendance at a Major League Soccer Real Salt Lake game says they were told by stadium officials to put away their Betsy Ross flag because the original flag of the American Revolution is a “symbol for hate groups.”

    According to Randolf and Diana Scott, the league now claims that the flag, one of America’s earliest national banners, has been adopted by “hate groups,” according to Fox News.

    The pair turned up recently at Rio Tinto Stadium in Sandy, Utah, outfitted in their favorite jerseys and team colors and waving their Betsy Ross Flag.

    “Diana bought it for me actually, because my other flag was kind of old and falling apart,” Randolf told Fox.

    But the couple says that stadium personnel soon approached them and demanded that they hide their early version of the Stars and Stripes.

    “They kept telling us if he wasn’t going to take it down, we were going to be ejected from the game,” Diana exclaimed.

    “He asked me — he’s like, ‘So what’s the purpose of the flag?’” Randolf said of the stadium official. “I was like, ‘Well, ’cause we love America.’”

    The league admitted to Fox that any “controversial” banner is banned from stadiums.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      If we can just get Richard Spencer/Jordan Pederson/Ben Shapiro to wear a Tom Brady jersey everywhere he goes, will Brady have to change his number?

    2. Drake

      I hope they are embarrassed for being exposed as people who would pay money to watch soccer.

    3. Raston Bot

      euro kicky ball is slow and boring.

      1. Tonio

        “Euro kicky ball” for the win.

        You left out “fag,” but I’m not sure whether that reads better as “eurofag kicky ball” or “euro kicky fagball.”

        1. The latter. I love that any mention of soccer has such a triggering effect on certain people.

          I don’t like tennis. But I don’t freak out when someone brings up Roger Federer.

    4. Florida Man

      Spectator sports are dumb. Stop going/watching. You’re welcome.

      1. Tulip

        Thi

  24. Crusty Juggler

    ‘Moneyland’ Author Oliver Bullough Tells Us How The World’s Richest People Hide Money And Subvert Democracy

    Can you explain the general concept of Moneyland?

    Essentially, where it came from was I used to live in the former Soviet Union. I went there hoping it would become a sort of democratic part of the western world, and it didn’t. Instead it became a place ruled by a series of corrupt dictators or semi-dictators. And I suppose Moneyland was my attempt to figure out why. This is about corruption and the way that the theft of vast amounts of money is perpetrated. That process of investigation led me into Moneyland.

    Essentially, where it came from was I used to live in the former Soviet Union. I went there hoping it would become a sort of democratic part of the western world, and it didn’t. Instead it became a place ruled by a series of corrupt dictators or semi-dictators. And I suppose Moneyland was my attempt to figure out why that happened. And this is about corruption and the way that the theft of vast amounts of money is perpetrated. That process of investigation led me into Moneyland.

    Moneyland is almost like a parallel country, in that it’s a place where, if you are rich enough, you get to write your own rules. You have your own passports, your own legal process, your own education system. You get to essentially choose what rules you follow. And so one follows from the other. The reason why all these countries that I lived in and cared about turned out to be such a mess was because we in the west had created Moneyland. We’d created a parallel system for very wealthy people to avoid responsibility, and then we exported that system, and that’s what ruined them. It was the system that’s ruining the world, really. It’s extremely harmful to everything that I like, which is why I wrote the book.

    Moneyland > Libertopia imo

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “I went there hoping it would become a sort of democratic part of the western world, and it didn’t. Instead it became a place ruled by a series of corrupt dictators or semi-dictators.”

      I don’t get it. How did it not become a democratic part of the western world then?

    2. PBRstreetgang

      “You have your own passports, your own legal process, your own education system. You get to essentially choose what rules you follow. “.
      Sorry dude, already done. Its called Washington DC.

      1. Tonio

        Diplomatic/Military passports. Special license tags identifying you as a member of the power elite (“Virginia Board of Cosmetology 1”), Waldorf School.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      $100 says he’s a Hilary Clinton vote.

    4. LJW

      I think a better explanation would be that the fall of the former USSR created a gap that allowed some of the party elite to slip in and establish a dictatorship.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Western efforts to take advantage of the USSR’s collapse by encircling Russia made people more palatable to a strong man.

        If you go to former Soviet countries in Eastern Europe they fault the West for not forcing a purge of former communists like they did with Nazis and fascists in Germany and Italy after World War II

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Why is it our fault we didn’t have a couple million troops running the place? And even then the purge was mostly higher level guys. The average bureaucrat who happened to be a Nazi was left mostly alone.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            There is a book called “The Demon in Democracy” which was written by a Polish intellectual and member of parliament (he was banned from speaking at some small liberal arts college in the states recently, because he is thoroughly not woke).

            His book argues, in part, that it was Western leaders that prevented the new government of Poland from purging and arresting former communists in the country, because they wanted better relations with the Russians.

            I’m not saying it’s our fault, I’m just saying that that’s what some people in eastern Europe say. But, their criticisms are less directed at the Americans and more so at the other Western European countries

        2. Suthenboy

          They blame us? It’s their country. They are there. They have their own pitchforks. Get busy, Cupcake.
          Everyone in the world that fucks up their own country blames us. Fuck them. This is the kind of shit that makes me smile when Trump gets 6B to build the wall. They need to learn to put their own pants on.

  25. Suthenboy

    Multiple studies estimate the number of serious crimes prevented by armed citizens every year number around one million. That is a big loss to a political philosophy that uses high crime and fear to keep citizens beaten down and cowed. Of course the left is desperate to disarm the population. Where is the fun in mob violence, another of their favorite cudgels, when you are likely to be shot by someone who doesn’t want to be robbed, beaten, have their store looted or house burned down?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      See Korean store owners during the King riots of the ’90s

      1. Rebel Scum

        And that’s why we need high standard capacity magazines.

        1. Suthenboy

          20-30 rounds is pretty standard.

  26. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/09/james-mattiss-blistering-criticism-of-obama/

    December 2018

    MAGA: Fuck Mattis, I’m glad he resigned

    Corporate press: Mattis is so brave for resigning rather than accept troop withdrawals from Syria

    August 2019

    Corporate press: Mattis is writing a blistering book criticizing the administration

    MAGA: Fuck Mattis, I’m glad he resigned

    *Excerpts from book comes out*

    MAGA: Mattis is writing a blistering book criticizing the previous administration

    Corporate press: Fuck Mattis, I’m glad he resigned

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      So from what I’ve read so far, Mattis’s problem with the two men is that they preferred to jaw-jaw than to war-war too much for his tastes.

      Fuck Mattis, I’m glad he resigned.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Yeah, that’s what I was trying to get at. But, it’s hilarious to watch everyone do a one eighty on their position over the past year

  27. Raston Bot

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/authorities-suspect-man-of-making-and-selling-gun-used-in-texas-shooting-11567639127

    Law-enforcement officials said they have identified a person of interest they suspect of illegally manufacturing and selling the rifle used in Saturday’s mass shooting in West Texas.

    so much for the narrative that supported universal background checks. seller broke the law if he manufactured and then sold a gun without a federal license. motivated killers will find ways to get guns.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Gun control will expand the black market, not. Interact it. Guns are not some advanced technology.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      The police and FBI own that one. Totally preventable under current law, just like the Texas church shooting.

    3. RegicidalManiac

      Well, maybe. You can sell a gun you made, provided you’re not “in the business” of making and selling firearms.

      This guy could easily have made the gun (80% lower is my guess) and then sold it to free up capital for another project without being in the business of manufacturing guns by any reasonable definition.

  28. Rebel Scum

    Wokegreens joins the list of stores that don’t want me as a customer.

    Walgreens posted a short statement on the issue, which says, “We are joining other retailers in asking our customers to no longer openly carry firearms into our stores other than authorized law enforcement officials.”

    The announcement comes two days after Kroger and Walmart both banned open carry in their stores.

    Yea, better for your patrons to be sitting ducks than have peaceful people carrying firearms while they shop.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I’ve probably been to Walmart twice in two years. Box fans and sunglasses. Can buy both elsewhere.

      1. Raston Bot

        i sold out and bought a new Pelican case from Woke*mart after they marked it down for their short-barrel selloff. i feel dirty but it had to be done. my local shop does not carry that case.

        1. Tonio

          You can order online.

      2. The main reason I don’t go to the local Walmart is that it’s in a location that’s difficult to get to from where I’d normally be coming from. Our shopping strip was built in fits and starts, so the connecting roads are a mess.

    2. You can still carry you just have to be responsible enough to get a CC permit/waiver/license? or ballsy enough to tuck a gat in to your waistband whether the mans likes it or not.

      1. LJW

        Or live in Kansas where no permit is required.

        1. Or Missouri.

      2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        I noticed that too, which makes these statements strange. They’re not stopping people from conceal and carry. They just don’t want people to open carry. Which seems like their real concern is about people who are frightened by the sight of guns, which doesn’t make much sense for stores like Kroger and Walmart which are primarily in rural areas where people are less frightened by the sight of a gun.

        1. Kroger and Walmart which are primarily in rural areas

          Huh? Either we use different definitions of ‘rural’ or you’re nuts.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Where I’m at you can find maybe two WalMarts in the City and a bunch more in the suburbs, but the bulk of them are in rural areas. Same goes for Kroger, but they’re probably more lopsided toward rural areas.

            Either way, you can’t dispute that most of their presence is outside of large metros.

          2. Okay so the definition thing, ‘outside of large metros’ does not equal ‘rural’ in my mind. Rural in my mind means farms, or where the homes have septic systems and well water, there may be some clusters of homes at some intersections but people largely live far enough from their neighbors that taking a piss off the front porch isn’t an issue, except maybe with the wife.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            OK, yeah, we’re using two different definitions

          4. Bobarian LMD

            The rural store chain is Dollar General.

            If I were to take a meandering way home from work, I could pass 4 different DGs in the 15 mile distance.

            Only one of those is in a proper town.

          5. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Geez, we live in different worlds.

            There are Dollar General stores all over where I live.

            The true epitome of a rural place, in my opinion, is Casey’s General Store or Farm and Fleet

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            Never heard of those.

            We have Tractor Supply Co. up here.

          7. Tulip

            Right. It’s Pamida that has the rural market locked up

        2. Yusef drives a Kia

          Walmart is everywhere, no City escapes, The rural thing is a joke, and bad information,

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            There are two in my city of 3 million. And they are all in poor communities and were only allowed in, because they were the only grocery store willing to open there.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Correction, there are three in the city proper. The third one just opened in a rich part of the city, but it’s one of those small boutique Walmarts that they are trying out

      3. Sean

        Could be that idiot who wanted to open carry a rifle while wearing body armor and videoing himself precipitated this shit.

    3. kbolino

      no longer openly carry firearms into our stores other than authorized law enforcement officials

      Much brave, many woke.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    But she was, actually, able to do more than just scream. Hudgins reached inside her purse and grabbed her handgun before the suspects could. She fired off the only two rounds in the firearm, striking one of the perpetrators. “It was all I had in the gun,” she explained to KTRK. “I shot until I couldn’t shoot anymore.”

    Sounds like it holds more, but only had two in it.

  30. Crusty Juggler

    Truths about Trade

    TARIFFS TARGET FOREIGNERS

    The biggest misconception I have seen on the rise is about tariffs. People who advocate for tariffs seem to base their argument on two things: The first is that tariffs target foreign businesses – when they in fact target the consumer. Tariffs are the tool of narrow interests seeking to protect industries at the expense of broader society.

    The second is that if we make a product at home, we save money, strengthen the economy and create jobs. This is a tempting argument, but it is not true.

    A basic principle of trade – that of comparative advantage, that specialisation is more efficient – seems to be increasingly forgotten these days. This type of thinking could lead to:

    unsustainable business models
    higher prices for ordinary citizens
    and a more fragile economy in the long run

    Tariffs are not the answer to a transforming global economy – they are rarely the answer to anything – they are the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot to hurt the shoe salesman.

    European? I’m a shittin!

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      “The first is that tariffs target foreign businesses – when they in fact target the consumer”

      Isn’t it weird how the same people who never understand how taxes on the 1% or companies actually hurts consumers and workers suddenly understand this concept when it concerns tariffs on China?

      Real curious

      1. robc

        What is just as weird is people who understand it about the 1% but don’t about tariffs.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          That too. But, I suspect they know about it with tariffs too, but you got to support the team.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      No growth Europe, that one

    3. BakedPenguin

      “Wait, there’s a seller and a buyer? I’m flummoxed!

  31. Crusty Juggler

    Maine man accused of videotaping himself having sex with dog

    Investigators were able to obtain a video that Hill allegedly sent to a woman in February of himself having sex with a dog. Police interviewed the woman, who said that Hill “wanted her to get involved” in a threesome with himself and the dog, according to the affidavit. The woman refused.

    She’s a wet blanket, bro – you’re better off without her.

    1. Tres Cool

      That guy looks……ruff.

      1. Tundra

        Come on, Swissy’s not gonna roll over and allow that one.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I think he’ll bite.

        2. Mad Scientist

          Sometimes Swissy will play ball.

          1. Rebel Scum

            I don’t see him around. Someone better fetch him.

          2. Mad Scientist

            I’ll see if I can get his attention:

            Here, Swissy, Swissy!

          3. *growls, narrows gaze*

        3. Raston Bot

          this may give him paws

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        He is rather dog-eared.

      3. PBRstreetgang

        I do not like his style.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      “Investigators were able to obtain a video that Hill allegedly sent to a woman in February of himself having sex with a dog.”

      Hey baby, does this do anything for you?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It does make for a unique Tinder profile.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Which way did you swipe?

      2. Mad Scientist

        My dogs identify as human. Maybe his does too.

      3. Sean

        That’s quite the collar by those cops.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Sounds like Chris Hansen has a new hit show on his hands. To Fetch a Predator.

      They will ensnare these deviants and talk them into coming over to a house. When they come in with their dog and a giant jar of peanut butter, Hansen will be there to shame them.

    4. AlmightyJB

      Does the dog really care?

      1. Crusty Juggler

        Does a dog have agency?

        1. Suthenboy

          I assume. you are not a dog owner.

  32. Crusty Juggler

    Vitamin E now a focus of the investigation into some vaping illnesses

    Vitamin E acetate is now a focus of the investigation into vaping-related respiratory illnesses that have sickened 34 people in New York, state health officials say.

    As of Thursday afternoon, there have been 361 confirmed or suspected cases reported by state health departments nationwide. Two people — one in Illinois and another in Oregon — have died.

    An announcement is expected from the FDA on Friday about its investigation into the illnesses. The FDA wouldn’t confirm to NBC News whether the investigation is focused on vitamin E acetate.

    On Thursday, the New York State Department of Health said lab tests showed extremely high levels of vitamin E acetate in nearly all of the analyzed samples of products that contained cannabis.

    Vitamin E acetate was not found in the nicotine products tested.

    Remember, you don’t get sick from smoking a ciggie

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      I mean, they are called “E” cigarettes, so….

  33. CPRM

    Better be a good game tonight, Rogers hasn’t played a snap yet in this new offense, but work really sucks when it’s a shitty game.

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Agreed. The Packers suck and Rodgers is a pretty boy that needs a broken arm

      1. Tundra

        I’m hoping Rodgers melts down and starts slap fighting with the new coach.

  34. Crusty Juggler

    Lego’s Giant New Imperial Star Destroyer Is Simply Spectacular

    ego just tapped the Dark Side of the Force for its longest “Star Wars” set available today: an epic Imperial Star Destroyer that would make Darth Vader proud.

    The new set, revealed today (Sept. 5), is a truly massive to scale model of the Devastator, Vader’s Imperial flagship from “Star Wars: Episode IV, A New Hope.” The new set will be available for $699 exclusively at Lego’s stores and online shop Oct. 1, but VIP members will be able to pick it up Sept. 18.

    “With over 4,700 Lego pieces, this Ultimate Collector Series 75252 Imperial Star Destroyer model captures all the authentic details of the starship as it appeared in the opening scene of ‘Star Wars: A New Hope,’ including swiveling guns, a tilting radar dish, huge engine exhausts, intricate surface detailing and of course a buildable scale version of the Rebels’ Tantive IV starship to chase down,” Lego wrote in an official product description. “This galactic civil war UCS set also includes a display stand with informational fact plaque and 2 Imperial minifigures, making it the perfect Lego Star Wars collectible for discerning fans.”

    This would make for a great Christmas to give to your kids and then steal so you can escape from the family and drink a few beers and get to work.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Build your own, Lego is kids stuff, it would be fun though,
      /Kid

    2. Raston Bot

      about $230 overpriced. should be $470 tops. me and the boy noticed lego kits are generally about a dime per piece. it’s fun looking at kits and hearing him shout “what a bargain!” when a kit comes in at $0.05 per piece.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve probably been to Walmart twice in two years. Box fans and sunglasses. Can buy both elsewhere.

    I have bought a few hundred rounds of 9mm and .45acp at Walmart. I should stop and see if they’re having a clearance sale next time I’m in the neighborhood.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I bought ammo there a couple times a few years back during the shortage. You had to get it when you could. I actually went to 3 different stores when they had sales.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Could be that idiot who wanted to open carry a rifle while wearing body armor and videoing himself precipitated this shit.

    Exactly. That fucking dummy in Missouri.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That certainly didn’t help. Just because you can legally do something doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.

      1. I never open carry. Don’t wanna be the first target.

  37. Crusty Juggler
    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The best she can hope for is being some guy’s backup girl

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        She probably ties Jared up and spanks him when her sister is out of town.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I have no doubt that she could beat Jared to a bloody pulp. That guy’s wrists are unnaturally slim

      2. AlmightyJB

        She’s just a way in to get to Melania.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d date her.
      *makes cash register sound*

      1. Tres Cool

        ^^^ This

        That, and I prefer the ‘larger ladies’.

  38. LJW

    China says it found something bizarre and unexpected on the moon

    “Chinese media is claiming that while investigating the far side of the moon, the country’s Yutu-2 lunar rover stumbled upon a unique “gel-like” substance of unknown origin sitting inside a small crater.”

    So the moon is an alien outhouse?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Does it have proportional dimensions of 1 by 4 by 9?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        With neaderthals sitting around?

      2. Tonio

        You people here think so monolithically.

    2. SPACE SMITH SHOW YOU UNIQUE GEL-LIKE SUBSTANCE!

    3. Gadfly

      So the moon is an alien outhouse?

      Or an American one? Did the astronauts jettison their trash into space while circling the moon or carry it home?

      1. Mad Scientist

        I’m going to bet it isn’t “gel” like at all. It’s a tektite from an impact.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Police interviewed the woman, who said that Hill “wanted her to get involved” in a threesome with himself and the dog, according to the affidavit. The woman refused.

    She wanted the dog to come alone.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      come alone

      Wouldn’t that really piss PETA off? I mean the dog doesn’t have hands, so expecting it to masturbate itself seems mean. She could at least give him a red rocket.

      1. DrOtto

        Hands, the bastard can lick his own junk. I’m the one at the disadvantage, not the dog.

    2. Yeah, sounds like she doesn’t have a lot of spunk.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Apropos of nothing- I was out running some errands earlier, and saw TR6 parked in front of some store. It was probably a ’75 or 6, judging by the bumpers. Looked pretty straight. Definitely not an original unrestored car.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Hard to believe that thing is rust free on the east coast.

      2. pistoffnick

        There is a pastel yellow GT6 for sale up here in Doolooth. I could get the number if you are serious.

        1. Tundra

          I’m two college students away from serious ?

          That said, is it clean?

          1. pistoffnick

            Me too.

            F’n kids

          2. pistoffnick

            It is very clean, somebody spent a lot of money on the resto.

      3. Mad Scientist

        There’s a guy in a Sunbeam I regularly see around town. Once I get that Spitfire road worthy I’ll have to stop for a spot of tea.

        1. Tundra

          Alpine, Tiger?

          A Tiger GT went for $130K today!

          1. Mad Scientist

            Alpine, I believe.

      4. Count Potato

        There is no way that is staying at $2400. Still, if I was the seller I would have replaced the ignition coil.

  41. Fatty Bolger

    Ah, good old square groupers. Takes me back to my days as a yute in South Florida.

    I remember one incident where the news had reported a large number of bales showing up on and just offshore. The scuttlebutt was that a local kid from my high school had found two bales. He immediately turned one of them in to the authorities – and sold the other. No idea if it’s true, but he did suddenly have a brand new expensive pickup truck not long after.

  42. Crusty Juggler

    JORDAN: DEFYING GRAVITY AT THE DAWN OF PUNK

    Jordan was the intimidating figure sitting behind the counter at Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood’s Sex shop on King’s Road. She wouldn’t ever ask a customer if they needed help. It was a test of the client’s bravery to come up and ask her for guidance. Most would just quietly set their piece down to be rung up. The Sex Pistols who were managed by Malcolm McLaren were famously formed at the Sex shop. Formerly, the store was called Let It Rock and sold to a new wave of 50’s lovers called Teddyboys. Two years later, a fashion forward Vivienne decided to change it to Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die, which catered to rockers with an abundance of leather and chains. A few years after that it changed to Sex and today it’s called World’s End. At Sex, the pillowy, pink letters which spelled S-E-X out front looked like a Claes Oldenburg sculpture and rubber and leather outfits were the dominant pieces. So instead of just rockers and punks, there were also customers in the fetish scene who were quite normal during the day. Even a prominent news anchor would wink at Jordan on TV as a secret code to indicate he had his rubber underwear on underneath his suit. The subversive shop attracted many young thieves including Johnny Thunders, who was caught stealing and given a verbal lashing by a male co-worker. Bianca Jagger was even escorted out of the shop for putting on airs. No divas allowed!

    *winks*

    1. putting on airs

      That’s awesome.

  43. Crusty Juggler

    Look, No Hands! Chinese Dick Pump Is the Sex Machine of Our Dreams

    TW: horrible website and music.

    Your time is up, ladies – you better be working on your cooking and storytelling skills or something.

    1. Florida Man

      Hopefully sex robots will end the human race.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Two groups:

    1) People who are traumatized by the sight of a firearm on the person of a “civilian”

    2) People offended by the management of a corporation which seeks to prevent people from engaging in a legal activity

    Which is bigger? Which is likely to respond in an economically meaningful way?

    *I can only recall a single instance (in 15 years) of seeing somebody openly carrying a pistol in the grocery store I frequent. He, judging by his appearance, was probably a cop. Is this something which really needs to be addressed at the corporate level?

    I am in favor of Constitutional carry not because I feel any need to lug a gun around with me, but for the benefit of people who would not have to engage in a lot of fucking around when they stop to grab a jug of milk and a loaf of bread. Or, as has happened in my case, coming home from the range, through town.

    My hypothetical example- In Montana, a permit to carry a concealed weapon is only required in cities and towns and a couple of other places, like logging or mining camps (a relic of bygone days, presumably). In the back county, you may carry your weapon as you wish. If you are fishing up the Boulder River drainage, in bear country, it’s pretty common practice to take a gun. Let’s say you’re out there all day, with your gun under your fishing vest. Nothing happens except you catch a few trout. When you head for home, you go through Big Timber. If you’re still rigged up, and you say, “I’d better stop for gas, and grab a snack”, you’re going to be breaking the law. 99% of the time, it won’t matter, and nobody will care. But if the Sweetgrass County sheriff pulls up and decides to ask to see your permit, and you don’t have one, suddenly you have a problem.

    Constitutional carry, FTW. Now, the sheriff could still conceivably want to check and see if you are a bad person, because it only covers people who are legally qualified. If you are a felon, et c, you’re still in deep shit.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      In a just world, he wouldn’t check squat because a lawful activity isn’t probable cause or even reasonable suspicion of wrongdoing.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Does a dog have agency?

    A dog wants what a dog wants.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      How about agent a or b or d or e or f or g?

  46. AlmightyJB

    This guy has been the local CBS affiliate weather guy for decades. Not anymore. Dumbass.

    https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/10tv-meteorologist-mike-davis-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges

  47. AlmightyJB

    Not one gun owner in NJ has turned in their high cap mags since new law against them

    https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2019/09/05/new-jersey-gun-owners-arent-turning-magazines-despite-new-law/

    1. Drake

      I lost mine.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Damn boating accidents

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Feature, not bug.

    3. Tejicano

      I kinda wonder if there have been some magazines turned in but the cops who collected them figured there was no reason to let them go to waste and took them home.

  48. Fatty Bolger

    So…Why Did This Underwater Data Station Suddenly Just Disappear?

    A $330,000 underwater observatory has gone missing from its location off Germany’s Baltic coast.

    After it stopped transmitting last month, divers were sent to investigate and found only a shredded cable in its place.

    Too heavy to be dragged by currents or tampered with by animals, researchers said in a statement that they suspect foul play.

    1. Crusty Juggler

      Mega shark

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Sharknado, undersea boogaloo!!!

    2. Mad Scientist

      Divers dispatched to Eckernförde Bay to search for clues quickly discovered the torn cable 72 feet below the surface, just 1.2 miles offshore, according to the BBC.

      Caught up in someone’s anchor. That’s not as much fun as “foul play,” but it’s much more likely.

      1. Not Adahn

        The anchor got fouled on it then?

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Depends on if the station does what they say it does. If it does something else…. foul play is certainly possible, especially in the Baltic.

  49. Tres Cool

    I dont know where my (937) peeps are, but I truly wish this bitch would stop opening her wang-warmer

    https://www.whio.com/news/crime–law/mayor-whaley-teens-killed-west-dayton-garage-were-murdered/4vNAmJn9ae5DdpknyJ0QFI/

    TW- autoplay video

    1. AlmightyJB

      Yeah, I saw that. She supports criminals.

      1. Tres Cool

        Also, if they guy walks, I wonder what the liability is for her words.

        Can she be sued for slander ?

    2. Gender Traitor

      I think it’s becoming a tradition in Dayton that if a chick wants to be mayor, she has to be loony toonz – see Rhine McLin.

    1. Rhywun

      I like it.

    2. Count Potato

      She often announces sales on her Twitter.

      https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco

      1. AlmightyJB

        I saw her on the Twitter’s earlier. Nice.

    3. Hyperion

      I saw something completely unprecedented in Balmore today, downtown no less. I walked past a black guy on the sidewalk wearing a Trump shirt. I tried not to stare, but it was sort of like I just saw a troop of penguins walking down the street led by a polar bear. Then a couple of minutes later, a car drove by me with a Trump sign in the back window, only one I’ve ever seen in the city. Seriously, the end times are upon us.

      1. Count Potato

        You saw a Republican in Baltimore? Did you take a lot of acid back in the hippy days?

        1. Hyperion

          It only affects me when I’m alone. If I’m with somebody, I never see unusual stuff and no one will believe me. If I’m alone, I see the must unusual stuff ever. /could have been all the acid

          1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

            This is the kind of experience that gave birth to the phrase “The things you see when you don’t have a gun!” comes from.

          2. Hyperion

            My wife and I used to frequent an Asian market near us all of the time. All of the times I’ve been there with her, many, many times, nothing out of the ordinary ever happened. The first time I was down there without her, the guy at the liquor store side was wearing this shirt ‘Got Weed?’ and he was quite obviously fucked out of his mind, on whatever. A guy walks in and asks for the price on a case of Corona, dude tells him and they guy says calmly ‘Oh, they have it across the street for less’. The dude freaked the fuck out and starts screaming at the customer, who just walks out, the crazy Korean dude chases him out of the building screaming at him ‘I can’t buy it for that! I’ll take a whole fucking truckload! Give me a whole fucking truckload!’ followed by unintelligible screaming in Korean or something. I just sort of sipped out of the building and went somewhere else to get my beer.

            Next time I was in that market, without my wife, I saw one of the cashiers chase one of the guys bagging groceries around the store beating him over the head with a broom and him yelling ‘get away from me you crazy bitch!’.

            Seriously, I could go on all night with crazy shit like this I only ever see when I’m alone.

        2. But is Trump a Republican?

      2. Drake

        I know several black guys who like Trump. He’s got style and balls and hot women. Are any if the Dems going to get their vote? Prissy bossy old women or obnoxious gay guys.

  50. Count Potato

    “NEW VIDEO: Exposing Onision: Child Grooming Allegations
    + I interview his alleged victim. This is INSANE.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw4GcyM15mQ

    https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/status/1169656463221915648

    Blaire is like Chris Hansen with a dick.

    1. Not Adahn

      *golf clap*

  51. Tulip

    Socrates was an asshole. If you think the Socratic method is a good way to interact with people you manage, well, you’re an asshole too.

    1. Count Potato

      You work at the Lyceum?

      1. Tres Cool

        Funny thing happened on the way to the Forum…..

    2. Tulip

      I had to interact with this guy today and when he left I thought “that guy is such a cunt” and felt shocked because that’s not a word I use. So, take that for what you will.

      1. Tres Cool

        I love that the brits will cavalierly throw about “cunt”, but to call a woman a ‘cow’ cuts to the bone.

        1. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

          Yeah, “cunt” is definitely one of those “top shelf” words where I live, only to be taken down and used in anger for the direst of emergencies, but the way some teenagers use it, it could seriously replace “fuck” as their all-purpose noun and pointless substitute for “uhhhhhh” pretty soon.

          Get off my lawn.

  52. Not Adahn

    You can’t be a volunteer fire fighter and a Proud Boy obviously. And if his chief won’t kick him out, that company should be shut down, also obviously.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJAo2n8KwUo

    1. Count Potato

      OFFS!!

    2. Hyperion

      Look, you Nazi sympathizer. What is it you don’t get? Boy = sexist. Proud = racist. Proud+Boy = Nazi. Don’t you even math? Try to keep up.

    1. The Bearded Hobbit

      I laughed hard out loud at that.

    2. commodious spittoon

      “If only we explained libertarianism better, we’d have fewer libertarians.”

      1. Hyperion

        Meh, the problem with libertarians is that getting an actual political party out of them is like herding cats. Drunk cats all hopped up on catnip at that. To get a political party, you have to have a package deal like cable TV and embrace the 200 things you hate to get the 3 things you actually want. Not happening, I gave up on that delusion years ago. Now, I’m just happy to disagree with everyone else I sort of agree with.

        1. commodious spittoon

          I expect the only way a libertarianish candidate gets elected is if he’s giving his inauguration speech over the rubble like at the end of Mars Attacks.

          1. Hyperion

            Yeah, something like that.

      2. BEAM’s not normal, y’all

        . . . we’d have fewer libertarians . . .

        Which, when you think about it, might not be such a bad thing for those of us left behind.

  53. DEG

    City police confirmed that other bricks of cocaine have been spotted on nearby beaches amid the storm, according to USA Today.

    Shades of “Bales of Cocaine”.

  54. DEG

    Who’s missing?

    Police officers from several departments responded Monday to Route 422 in Amity Township after a motorist reported seeing a man wearing only a shirt emerging from the woods along the eastbound lanes.

    1. Sean

      Present.

  55. Hyperion

    I guess the CNN Climate Town Hall, so sad I missed it, was a real treat. I have to ask this question. I’ve seen several polls in the last few years, none of which show climate change as a top 5-10 issue for Americans for more than a small fraction of those being polled. I think 8% listing it as a top 10 most important issue was the best result I’ve seen for the climate alarmists. WTF exactly are they doing? They’ve seemingly went all in for an issue that not much of anyone even cares about. Do they even want to win?

    I saw one small video segment in which Beta was talking his best climate change hysterics and the young lady in the audience asking the question had on a t-shirt ‘No More Fossil Fuels’? Really?, because I can ensure this young very confused lady that if that would magically come true, her continued existence on this planet would be short and brutal. There’s no other possible outcome for the 6-7 billion of us who would starve to death or die of the elements or the violent struggle that would ensue for mere subsistence over the next few months/years. Beta might last a little longer, buy you, young lady, you goan die, bitch, and it won’t be fun.

    1. Rhywun

      Do they even want to win?

      Running against Orange is the best opportunity for taking total control of the economy they will see in a lifetime.

      1. Hyperion

        My guess is then, that they are totally fucked. Either that, or we’re all fucked together.

        1. Rhywun

          Tune in next November to find out!

          1. Hyperion

            Beer in one had, soap and vaseline in the other.

          2. Hyperion

            hand

  56. Count Potato

    “The cancel culture brigade just came for Contrapoints for holding “transphobic” opinions about “non-binary” (they/them) people. She deleted her Twitter account following outrage over these tweets.”

    https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1169373237836279809

    I rarely agree with Contrapoints, but this shit is ridiculous.

    1. Hyperion

      Reason number 1,345,679,230 why you should stay far, far away from social media.

      1. Count Potato

        It’s kind of difficult if you are trying to promote anything these days.

        1. Hyperion

          There has to be a breaking point. Once they’ve banned or gotten rid of everyone they disagree with on social media, the inmates running the asylum will turn on each other like blood thirsty animals. It’s already started to happen. If something cannot go on forever, it won’t.

  57. commodious spittoon

    Some of these responses, though. If five men approach your vehicle and try to rob you, don’t just do something, sit there. Getting mugged isn’t worth shooting someone over. You’re just supposed to intuit that they won’t rape you or beat the shit out of you. And if you’re wrong, well, at least nobody got shot.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Oh, and a policy of consequence-free muggings and robberies by dint of no allowable self-defense won’t in any way encourage more muggings and robberies, or worse. No sir, second-order effects are a myth perpetuated by right-wing reactionaries.

      1. commodious spittoon

        These retards are a few breaths away from asserting that she deserved to be mugged (or worse) for putting herself in that position. It’s like a wild animal attack, you can’t blame the muggers for mugging, you can only blame yourself for getting mugged.

      2. Hyperion

        It’s what I’ve been saying for a long time. The reason crime is so low in the USA compared to places like Brazil, where there is the most strict gun control, is not even that people here own guns, but that criminals have a fear people could have guns and they might get shot dead. Take away people’s rights to own guns and you will see skyrocketing crime rates, robberies in broad daylight in the streets, home invasions, and business robberies will be common. Just like in Brazil, where no one but criminals have guns.

        1. whiz

          … where no one but criminals have guns.

          But the police have guns — oh, wait …

  58. Count Potato

    “The CNN chyron writer has officially lost it today.

    “AS PEOPLE DIE, TRUMP DEFENDS PRESENTING DOCTORED MAP”

    Give me a break.”

    https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1169662838362783748

    I hope Remy is safe.

    1. Lackadaisical

      “There’s no one left to die…. tax cuts & brett kavanaugh killed everyone already. Any remaining survivors will be taken out by climate change in the next few months.”

      Best reply.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Man, NN was such a bust it’s not even harped on in jest.

      2. Hyperion

        “There’s no one left to die…. tax cuts & brett kavanaugh killed everyone already.”

        Just wait until the old bat kicks the bucket. You ain’t seen nothing yet.