Learn Japanese Through Anime Titles – ご注文はうさぎですか?- Is the Order a Rabbit?

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Once again let’s summarize the premise:

Cocoa Hoto enters the cafe Rabbit House, assuming there are rabbits to be cuddled. What Cocoa actually finds is her high school boarding house, staffed by the owner’s daughter, Chino Kafū, a small, precocious, and somewhat shy girl with an angora rabbit on her head. She quickly befriends Chino with the full intention of becoming like her older sister, much to Chino’s annoyance. From there she will experience her new life and befriend many others, including the military-influenced, yet feminine Rize Tedeza, the playful Chiya Ujimatsu who goes at her own pace, and the impoverished Syaro Kirima who commands an air of nobility and admiration despite her background. Slowly, through slices of life, often comedic, Cocoa becomes irreplaceable in her new friends’ lives, with Chino at the forefront.

Source: Wikipedia

This anime isn’t as awful as the summary makes it appear.  It’s a standard slice of life comedy with around six or so characters who simply make small talk and do funny and cute things.  It is by no means high art, but a fun way to spend 20 minutes an episode if you like anime.  Nothing to recommend for a non-anime person to watch, however.


Japanese: ご注文はうさぎですか?

Romanized: Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?

English Title: Is the Order a Rabbit?

ご – go – this is an honorific. This is essentially untranslatable in English, but if you have to get point across you can use “honorable”.  The reason it’s used here is that when you are asked for your food order at a restaurant, even in the most casual of places, the staff will almost always use “go” in front of the word for your order which is…

注文 – chuumon – order or request.

は – ha – (pronounce “wa”) – grammar particle used to denote the topic of the sentence.

うさぎ – usagi – rabbit.  Normally animal names are written in katakana – ウサギ – and I’m not sure why the hiragana is used here.   The word rabbit is quite common so that may be part of the reason.  Female names are also frequently written in hiragana as as it it tends to be viewed as “cuter” so that could also be part of the reasoning here.  The story is about a cafe full of cute girls.

です – copula. More below on this.  In this particular case it is translated as “is”.

か?- ka – another grammar particle that changes a declarative statement into a question. Technically the question mark, borrowed from the west, is unnecessary, but frequently used.

A literal translation would be “as for your (honorable) order, it’s a rabbit?”  The actual English title is very close to the Japanese.


When I first started learning Japanese I had little interest in linguistics.  However, I’ve always had an interest in English grammar.  So I had no idea in English the verb “to be” served dual purposes. It can be used as a copula and for the purpose of existence.

In linguistics, a copula (plural: copulas or copulae; abbreviated cop) is a word that links the subject of a sentence to a subject complement, such as the word is in the sentence “The sky is blue.” The word copula derives from the Latin noun for a “link” or “tie” that connects two different things. – Wikipedia

In Japanese the somewhat well known “desu” or です is used as a copula.  Note that “desu” is polite.  There is a plain form that is also very commonly used “da” or だ.  A big thing note here – the plain form copula also varies depending on dialect and region.

Copula usage across Japan

 

Source: Wikipedia

To provide an example let’s look at the following:

この部屋は台所です。Kono heya wa daidokoro desu.

“As for this room it is the/a kitchen.”  More naturally – “This room is the kitchen”.

Japanese doesn’t have articles (“a” or “the”) like English.  My Japanese friends learning English find figuring out which article to use in English maddening.


However, unlike English, Japanese has two other words that are used for existence – “aru” or  ある and  “iru” or いる.  In the polite form they are “arimasu” or  あります and “imasu” or います.   Why are there two forms?  Because it’s Japanese and things need to be difficult.  Animate objects take “iru” and inanimate objects use “aru”.

台所に猫がいます。Daidokoro ni neko ga imasu.

“There is a cat in the kitchen.” OR “The cat is in the kitchen.”  Without context we don’t know if we are talking about our family pet or if the neighbor’s cat climbed through the window. Welcome to the obscurity of Japanese.   A cat is animate so we use “imasu”.  Note that the particles we are using here are different compared to the sentence with “desu”.  We are using the particles “ni” and “ga” and not “wa”.

台所に冷蔵庫があります。Daidokoro ni reizouko ga arimasu.

“The refrigerator is in the kitchen.”  Last time I checked a refrigerator isn’t able to move on its own volition so we use “arimasu”.  A car also doesn’t move of its own volition so we use “aru” when describing the existence of a car.  However, a robot despite being a machine does move by its own volition so robots use “iru”.  Simple, right?


There you have it.  In English the verb “to be” accomplishes what takes three different words in Japanese – desu, arimasu and imasu.  In their plain forms these are iru, aru and da in standard Japanese.

Actually, thinking about it further, if we use very polite forms of Japanese we need some additional forms for existence and the copula.  I’ll save that maddening topic that is polite Japanese for our more fluent in Japanese Glibs…

Comments

272 responses to “Learn Japanese Through Anime Titles – ご注文はうさぎですか?- Is the Order a Rabbit?”

  1. Random internet Guy

    Hi, Lurker is lurking………

    1. Tonio

      Burn the witch, burn her!

      1. Random internet Guy

        I need to learn too many other things,. Japanese won’t help too much in my endevours,
        so I’ll Lurk and learn by reading Ya’llins,

      2. Tonio

        I don’t know Japanese, either. And for the same reasons as you.

        But I will always punk your diorama-making self, buddy.

        1. Count Potato

          We are the only three glibs. Everyone else is a weeb.

          1. Donation Not Taxation

            Note to Swiss, SP, Suthenboy, OMWC, Mexican, etc.: Count Potato called y’all “weeb[s.]”

          2. Yusef

            You’re trying too hard, flow Dude Flow….

          3. Donation Not Taxation

            Thanks for the advice.

          4. Count Potato

            OK, not Suthenboy.

          5. Yusef

            that was for DNT, I agree with you, they be Weebs and shit

        2. Yusef

          I liked your comment on my water, it’s now in my bag of tricks, thanks!

          1. Tonio

            Thanks! I’ll try to post some actual photos of whitewater, and draw in the arrows. Unfortunately, drought season here in VA. Waiting for remnants of tropical storm to roll through and swell the rivers with rain.

      3. Donation Not Taxation

        So you think “Random Internet Guy” is not a “Guy” but a “her?”

        1. Yusef

          HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

        2. Jarflax

          I think the implication is that RIG is Yusef.

          1. Yusef

            A Glib asked for in home HVAC Service, and Her Husband said ” No Random Internet Guy” is coming to their house, I thought it funny, I am well known and don’t hide my true identity,
            so RIG

          2. Count Potato

            What do you think of the Carrier Comfort Series?

          3. Yusef

            Carrier is overpriced and over controlled for no extra benefit, same for Trane.
            Goodman, ICP and Rheem are my first choices, simple and tough.
            Super High efficiency only works with a tight, sealed and insulated house, even then the ROI isn’t worth it. Buy cheap, and CHANGE YOUR FILTERS!!!!

          4. Florida Man

            I have Rheem and it’s failed more times than I can count. Then again I had a ton of problems with my Tacoma too. Have I mentioned I’m not lucky?

          5. Yusef

            @FM, it always depends on Who installed it, Salt spray doesn’t help either

          6. Jarflax

            Probably gators climbing on the box looking for something to ream.

          7. Count Potato

            I thought of the three Carrier series, the Comfort weren’t super efficient.

            So Goodman, Rheem, and Insane Clown Posse?

          8. Count Potato

            Also, the size of my place is 1630, right between 2.5 and 3 ton. Which should I get?

          9. DEG

            Carrier is overpriced and over controlled for no extra benefit, same for Trane.

            I got an American Standard (same as Trane) for my upstairs AC unit. It’s worked OK so far.

            One of the AC contractors I talked to tried pushing this high end unit with all sorts of fancy controllers. I don’t remember now who made the AC unit, it wasn’t American Standard/Trane. Someone else. I didn’t want it. Given I live in New England, I can (and did) justify the Cadillac of Boilers (Buderus), but I couldn’t justify a high end AC unit which just covers the upstairs of my house.

            The folks that installed my American Standard were not only the cheapest but came with the best recommendations. Co-workers of mine hired them for other work and loved them.

          10. blackjack

            So, random word of mouth guy?

          11. The Last American Hero

            I got a Coleman. Cheap, works good, but loud as hell.

          12. Donation Not Taxation

            Unless the comment was Brooksed, it looks as though the “her” in “Burn the witch, burn her!” is Random Internet Guy, regardless of whether or not Random Internet Guy a/k/a RIG is Yusef.

          13. Spudalicious

            Are you saying that Yusef is a tranny?

  2. Cocoa Hoto enters the cafe Rabbit House, assuming there are rabbits to be cuddled.

    This sentence made me think the anime was going to be furry porn….

  3. AlmightyJB

    I first read anime titties and was like finally.

    1. Sean

      Damnit

    2. Fatty Bolger

      I do that every. single. time.

      1. Sensei

        It’s why I keep using it….

      2. DEG

        #metoo

    3. The Last American Hero

      Gets me every single time.

    4. J. Frank Parnell

      Just watch, one of these days it will actually say “Anime Titties” and we’ll be like 200 comments in before anyone notices.

  4. Sean

    ? the Anime Titties series. ?

    1. AlmightyJB

      A new use for them

      https://youtu.be/GLKhkxB02tQ

      1. Jarflax

        I’ve seen sandbag bench rests before but never a funbag bench rest.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Its a great concept. I think we found a good use for those female recruits. I’m going to throw out the idea at the local gun range that they should offer rentals.

  5. Shirley Knott

    Thank you, this was very interesting. Have you already elaborated on how to decipher whether to use polite or plain form? Or is that coming?
    I’m fascinated by language forms and structures, and how those do, and don’t, reflect social structures. Reflect and reflected by, it’s bi-directional.

    1. Sensei

      No, not really.

      In Japanese you essentially have humble and honorable forms that you can also use in a polite or plain form. But in normal every day life outside a business context you would use polite forms with people you don’t know and a mixture of polite and plain forms with people you do know depending on the relationship.

      Initially it’s a bit confusing, but in practice it becomes clear. Since I don’t use Japanese for business I’m weak on honorable and humble forms. But for things like stores, hotels and the like and that kind of honorable form I’m OK.

      1. I just expect everyone to treat me like I’m God.

        1. Sensei

          The customer isn’t a king, but a god in Japanese.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Until they want something that isn’t allowed by the rules, even if it makes sense.

        2. Yusef

          punctuation God? OK, I’ll give you that…
          You keep me on my sad little toes,

        3. Jarflax

          I’d treat you like your God but there is a problem.

        4. Spudalicious

          Really…you are, a god:

      2. Shirley Knott

        Thanks. I think it makes sense that “use makes plain.” Eventually at least 😉
        I look forward to more of whatever you have rolling along here.

  6. Tonio

    Copula?

    As in Francis Ford…

    Srsly, I can understand a polite form for copulation (if I’m interpreting this right), but srsly, is there a polite form for existence?

    1. Random internet Guy

      Living? simple and to the point.

    2. Sensei

      Yes- iru becomes irimasu. And aru becomes arimasu.

      You can also make it humble – aru = gozaimsu.

      Or to really blow your mind iru can be irrasharu or oru. And you can also make them polite irrashaimsu or orimasu.

      1. Sensei

        Sorry make that first sentence “imasu”. On the phone and I usually don’t write in romaji!

      2. Spudalicious

        You forgot the “T”. It’s “Tiramisu”.

  7. Sensei

    Just finished watching “Saga of Tanya the Evil” it’s finally available on streaming….

    1. Florida Man

      I started that one but never finished. What did you think?

      1. Sensei

        I watched the series. The movie just became available.

        You have to fully suspend your belief about how the battles are actually fought. It’s utterly unrealistic. If you can get past that the idea of an everyday evil salaryman being reborn as a young girl and being tested by God to believe in him is really an interesting premise.

        The character is absolutely evil, but you wind up rooting for him/her. Also the idea of setting in an alternate world where WWI and WWII didn’t happen, but instead were combined in the late 20s is also rather interesting.

        1. Florida Man

          Thanks. Maybe I’ll give it another try.

    1. DEG

      He needs to snap the fuck out of it.

    2. Florida Man

      I get school children being frightened, but he is a grown man. You’re scared? Go outside and look around. It’s a beautiful world.

    3. He and Meghan are welcome to leave public life and become recluses.

      1. Sensei

        And fly coach…

    4. AlmightyJB

      Imagine how hard it would be if he had to go to work.

    5. Shirley Knott

      I was a ginger. Now my hair is snow white. Does that mean I now have a soul?

      1. Sean

        Yes.

      2. Yusef

        No, you lost it when your hair turned White,
        /just like me……

      3. Jarflax

        No it means you need to drink more Orphan blood and get your color back.

    6. Rasilio

      My wife is a Ginger, also a little crazy

      fortunately mostly in a good way

    7. Count Potato

      Pics or it didn’t happen.

    8. I have always been a half-ginger, with equal amounts of blonde.

      HOWEVER. Now that the white is starting to make itself known, I look like a funkily-dyed blonde. I asked my brother if I looked my age and he said no, BUT that I needed to dye my hair because it was distinctive and not in a good way. “People stare at it because they can’t figure out WHAT color it is.”

      1. Count Potato

        “I have always been a half-ginger, with equal amounts of blonde.”

        HAWT

        1. DEG

          Seconded.

      2. Yusef

        No half Gingers! you are stricken with No Soul Disease! One drop and all that!
        May God bless our cursed Souls,
        /jif, God Bless you

        1. Oh wait. Gingers are one-drop ruled?!?

    9. AlmightyJB

      So Megan probably needs a real man to take care of her needs then.

      1. I always had the vibe he was a fun-loving cute-as-a-button happy-go-lucky dude’ but damn, now he’s just a random asshole celebrity. Say, Harry. Give up all your money and possessions to the poor and live like normal people, then I’ll be impressed.

        1. Rhywun

          He’d probably be happier if he gave up the wife. This all comes from her, I bet.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Could well be.

            Inner monologue: “Goddammit. Another day on this fucking earth and my brother’s bitch has another litter putting me even further away from the crown. Another day of plant food and smiling and doing meet and greets. Fuck I want to go to Balmoral and hunt.”

            Megan: “You look sad. What is it?”

            Inner monologue: “If I say anything other than her pet causes, the cunte will go off again.”

            Harry: “Ecoanxiety”

            Megan: “Of course! Hurry up so we can eat out rabbit food for breakfast”

          2. Rhywun

            Pretty much.

            I’ve seen this is action – it ain’t pretty.

          3. Tejicano

            The remedy is poker face.

            If he doesn’t have a woman who’ll let him poker face then he’d better have a strong poker face when he’s feeling blue – cause that’s gonna be most of the time.

      2. Jarflax

        On the hot crazy matrix she is the limit others can only approach.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I’m sure you’re right.

    10. Drake

      He seriously needs to hang out with his army buddies, eat a steak, drink some scotch, and bang some strange. Maybe throw on an Africorps uniform.

    11. He served in Afghanistan – you’d think he’d have a bit of perspective.

      1. Jarflax

        and Afghanistan actually is the rocky hellscape with searing heat alternating with brutal cold that the climatephobics see coming everywhere. Maybe it’s PTSD?

    12. creech

      Maybe Harry has daddy issues (Daddy is most likely not the Prince of Wales)?

  8. DEG

    A car also doesn’t move of its own volition so we use “aru” when describing the existence of a car.

    Would self driving cars use a different word?

    1. Sensei

      Funny I’ve thought about that. My guess is that because they have historically been non-volitional they’d continue to be referred to that way.

      1. DEG

        That makes sense.

  9. OT: The Eagles are dirty little shits. Two plays, two helmet-to-helmet hits. And the refs missed an obvious one.

    1. Florida Man

      Come on, man. I’ve had a rough night and I hate the eagles.

      1. Everyone hates the Eagles.

        1. Sensei

          Well when you grow up in southern NJ you have no choice.

          Naturally most of my office is Giant or Jet fans.

          1. AlmightyJB

            My shooting buddy is a Giants fan. We were out drinking together when they won the Super Bowl. That’s as close as I’ll ever get being a Vikings fan.

          2. Seeing the Vikings fail spectacularly never gets old.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Thanks

          4. dbleagle

            I throw the Bullshit Flag. It is known there are no Jets fans in the wild.

          5. Sensei

            They exist. As do Mets fans. I’m surrounded by them. Fortunately they’ve finally been put out of their misery.

          6. Rhywun

            If I liked baseball and had to choose a local team, I’d be a Mets fan. The Yankees can fuck right off.

          7. Yeah, the Yankee and Giant shills are terrible. Could you imagine how Odell Beckham would have been treated had he been on the Jets?

        2. AlmightyJB

          I’m not a fan of the NFC
          East in general.

    2. Rasilio

      Duh, they’re from Philadelphia. Comes with the territory

      1. My brother-in-law is from Philly, and lives in Dallas now.

      2. DEG

        I’m from the Philly area.

        Oh.

        Uh…

        Right…

        I’ll… uh… right…

    3. And multiple facemask violations too.

  10. AlmightyJB

    My handwriting, and I’m talking printing, not cursive, is so bad that I can barely read my own grocery list. I would never be able to write legible Japanese.

    1. Shirley Knott

      Oh, amen. List maker apps on the phone really help.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Good tip.

      2. Florida Man

        I just tell Alexa and she puts the list on my phone. Really handy.

        1. Jarflax

          and some poor bastard at the NSA has to read your grocery list! Will no one think of the Big Brothers?

          1. Yusef

            They are watching…….

          2. Florida Man

            They’ll wonder how 2 people drink so much milk?!?

        2. Sean

          Hey Alexa
          Add to my shopping list
          Bath salts
          Bread
          Meth
          Peanut butter
          White claw

    2. Rhywun

      If I didn’t have to write a check to my landlord every month, I probably wouldn’t hand-write anything ever again.

    3. Aus

      Same.

      But for the most part, I just gave up. I know type everything. Started taking my laptop to more meetings.

      If I must take a notepad, I make an effect to type out my notes as soon as I get back to my desk.

      Otherwise, I print everything; envelopes, labels, etc.

      If I see anyone in my office sending an envelope with a hand written envelope, I shame them into learning how to print it.

      1. Aus

        err… you know what I meant

        *grumbles* edit button….

      2. Dude, picking up a pen to write on an envelope is way more efficient than printing it. Open Word, find template, type in stuff, fetch envelope, go to printer, put it in correctly (and you have to remember which way that is), go back to your desk, click PRINT, go back to the printer and wait for it to come out. It’s not much better if your printer is right there.

        Pick up the damn pen, geez.

        1. Jarflax

          You forgot the 7 minutes of disassembling the printer to clear the shredded envelope paperjam

          1. I so forgot that part. *headdesk*

            Also, toner is out. “Where’s the toner?” “I dunno. Where’s the toner?” 30 minutes looking for a new toner cartridge, which the department admin keeps in her drawer to guard it with her life because it costs like $4,000.

          2. blackjack

            Then putting the printer in the trunk, taking it out to field with a few of your friends and smashing it to bits with a ballbat, while “Layla” plays in the background,

    4. Gustave Lytton

      My handwriting is terrible and my Japanese is not nearly like it at all. And Japanese’ written Japanese isn’t always great either. Seeing native speakers, er native writers, really opened my eyes that it doesn’t need have to be perfect.

  11. Yusef

    I forgot how much time goes into laying out Grass on a larger Diorama, days and days, very boring, and it must be done in order,
    /First World Problems….

    1. Jarflax

      Art is suffering.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    I must be losing it. I signed up for N5 in December.

    1. Sensei

      I’ve been told that one isn’t too bad!

      Gambatte!

      1. Gustave Lytton

        ありごとうございますせんぱい!

        It’s all easy, right? They print the answer right there or say it in your headphones.

  13. Caput Lupinum

    Huh. Here I am, happy I found the proper translation for “tilt” in Hungarian. Folytat, by the way, thanks Mojeaux.

    Good work, Sensei.

    1. Jarflax

      You’re pinball honky with stars in your eyes?

    2. thanks Mojeaux.

      Glad I could send you down a random rabbit hole!

      Now you can folytat at your windmills.

      1. Caput Lupinum

        Szélmalomharcot folytat. Or for a native Hungarian idiom, értelmetlen tevékenységet folytat, “beat the air”.

    3. Tres Cool has also been thanking me profusely for introducing him to sksksksks, and I oop.

      1. Jarflax

        Do you have a scrunchy?

        1. Plain office rubber band.

      2. Caput Lupinum

        I have a 9 year old daughter, I’ve been aware of the vsco girls for a while now. Fortunately, she hates them and mocks them ruthlessly, which I take as a sign I’m doing decent at the whole fatherhood thing.

        1. For my kid, they don’t even register on her radar. Unrelated: she has always had a water bottle fetish, though, so I found the vsco girls when I went looking for a hydroflask after she mentioned it.

      3. Count Potato

        I thought that was Crusty.

    4. Sensei

      Is that the noun or verb form?

      At least you’ll be able to sleep tonight…

      1. Caput Lupinum

        Verb, it translates to continue, to exercise, to practice, to pursue, to take up, to prosecute, and several other related English verbs. Essentially to start something, but with a more aggressive or vigorous connotation than something like elkezd.

      2. Tejicano

        I’d be amazed if it was both as it in English. Especially as archaic as the verb is in English.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          Especially as archaic as the verb is in English.

          Exactly what sent me down this rabbit hole to begin with. Modern English tilt, as in incline, would be hajlás for the noun and lejt for the verb. Finding a suitable translation for starting a jousting match was a little harder.

  14. Rhywun

    Sometimes I wish my cats could speak in ways that don’t involve puking freshly-eaten food in their beds.

    1. Gender Traitor

      It could be worse. It could be freshly-eaten food in your bed.

      1. Rhywun

        Now I feel better 🙂

    2. AlmightyJB

      They’re just saving a snack for later.

      1. Rhywun

        No kidding. They seem to prefer that to eating from the bowl.

    3. It’s not just your cats.

    4. blackjack

      Fucking cats have such weak guts. They puke more than my prom date did.

      1. Spudalicious

        Probably should have kept your clothes on.

      2. blackjack

        Har. Actually never been to a prom. I just assume they all drink a lot and puke.

        1. Tejicano

          I can remember actively ignoring anything about the prom when I was in high school. I was soooo ready to just finish school so I get on with life.

          1. Spudalicious

            ^^^^

      3. mindyourbusiness

        Nah, they’re just discriminating about food choice. After the fact.

    5. Spudalicious

      We had an old cat. Grumpy curmudgeon that decided I was his human. We found out he had a thyroid problem, when he crawled up on my wife’s chest in the middle of the night, and pissed all over her.

      1. Tres Cool

        So he was German ?

        1. Sensei

          Is it bad I LOL’d?

          1. Spudalicious

            Not at all, I was howling.

        2. Spudalicious

          No, that’s poo. Peeing is more of a British thing.

  15. leon

    OT: With one dietary change, the U.S. could almost meet greenhouse-gas emission goals.

    TW: Atlantic.

    I love how all the plans are “So simple”. It’s just one habit that should change. Sure it means getting rid of a staple of the American Diet, and one that provides important nutrients, the communist erm… Green Revolution require it.

    1. I assume that the change isn’t to stop feeding the greedy maw of government?

    2. Jarflax

      It’s even easier than that, if we just kill everyone in Asia, Africa, S. America, and maybe Oceania, we’ll be fine.

        1. Cool link, bro.

        2. blackjack

          Sorry, no nukes found.

      1. blackjack

        Eastasia?

      2. Tejicano

        On balance, it would probably be better just to kill everybody who screeches about climate change – fewer killed in the long run. less disruption to human civilization, and they would be about as happy as they’re gonna be anyway.

    3. Sensei

      And if it actually happened they’d just move the goalposts.

    4. Rhywun

      Nobody needs anything other than bean paste and water. I mean, it’s for the earth. You don’t hate the earth, do you?

    5. The Last American Hero

      Soylent Green revolution?

    6. Aus

      STOP CLIMATE CHANGE WITH THIS *ONE WEIRD TRICK*

    7. Donation Not Taxation

      The Green New Deal calls for getting rid of cows because of the cows’ gaseous emissions, but the increase in human gaseous emissions due to an increase in consumption of that food is OK?

    8. whiz

      I thought somebody here recently linked to an article that claimed people turning to vegetarianism would not have a significant effect on CO2 emissions.

    9. BakedPenguin

      They want to say that if 300,000,000 Americans switched from beef to beans there would be less methane emission?

      1. BakedPenguin

        Or what DnT said.

  16. Tres Cool

    /sksksk and I oop?

    1. Tres Cool

      I really hate Mojo for even mentioning it

    2. blackjack

      Googled that, and one of the suggested questions is “what does i oop mean, in text?” “In text?” WTF?

      1. Rhywun

        Maybe you need to be a 13-year-old girl to understand it.

        1. Tres Cool

          Tres Ver. 2.0 is approaching adolescence. I was gonna say “there’s no way Id put up with that!” but we had the Valley Girl thing.

          1. Lots and lots of VG influence in the VSCO.

          2. Rhywun

            Bitchin’!

          3. Tres Cool

            I suppose the thing that puzzles me most, particularly in that video, is context.
            When do you “sksksksk” and when do you ‘and I oop’?

          4. Jarflax

            every 3 seconds apparently

          5. blackjack

            Yeah, I live in that very Valley. The song was hilarious to us, because it rang so true.

          6. Jarflax

            This doesn’t seem that different honestly.

          7. Rhywun

            Yeah, it’s like Valley Girl meets eco-anxiety.

        1. blackjack

          Yeah, that seems worse, but maybe it’s just because I’m 53 now. I bet the valley girl thing would be just as offensive to me now, Especially the cheerleader knee pop walk thing. That was worse than the vocals.

          1. blackjack

            She’s a caricature. Actually, most girls did some of this sometimes, back then. In the valley. The song kinda put the brakes on it, because they would get ridiculed for it. Every little VG-ish thing got mocked and blown up. The whole group would start with the OMG, fer sure, fer sure routine. Eventually, every one just avoided even hinting at it.

          2. Rhywun

            I’m sure the VSCO thing will go the same way and much faster.

        2. AlmightyJB

          That made my brain sad for her brain.

          1. Rhywun

            I hate how that song overshadowed the much better album around it.

          2. Raven Nation

            *makes note to listen to full album*

          3. Rhywun

            Just to be clear, that is a great song.

            The rest of the album is better, and in a different way. More “interesting”, perhaps. Not so obviously looking for a “hit”. I would not be surprised if the record company made them put that song in there at the last minute. (Used to happen all the time.)

          4. Oh, do not start an 80s nostalgia cascade!

          5. Because I have to work and I’ll get lost down that rabbit hole!

          6. Caput Lupinum

            Karma’s a bitch, Mojeaux

          7. dbleagle

            Good song. Here’s one in the same vein.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JkHBC5lDs

          8. Rhywun

            I hate the way that song overshadowed the better five albums and two EPs before it.

          9. Raven Nation

            Hah!

          10. Rhywun

            To be fair, that was the first album I acquired. But I was familiar with some of the earlier stuff once I went backwards and acquired that too thanks to the kick-ass radio station I listened to back then.

          11. Jarflax

            Here’s one for the Gingers.

          12. Raven Nation

            Well played

      2. Jarflax

        It means you are old.

        1. blackjack

          I dealt with “phat” “sick” and “fly” I watched rap music rise out of the dayrooms of the nation’s county jails, the snively whiny grunge trend, the slacker thing in the nineties and now the retardation of the millenials. I ain’t afraid of some two bit vsco girls.

      3. You are going to be so sorry you asked.

        1. Tres Cool

          That girl! If her parents saw that and chose to hold her down and beat the VSCO out of her like some weird 80’s de-programming thing? Id say “thats wrong!”
          But….I’d understand

          1. She’s got almost 1,000,000 views. I’d beat her if she wasn’t raking in the cash hand over fist.

          2. Tres Cool

            She’s monetized?

          3. Don’t know. If she weren’t, she’d have some splainin’ to do.

          4. Tres Cool

            to whom?

          5. Me!

            “Child, why have you not monetized your channel?”

            “I dunno.”

            “Do it! Now!”

          6. Tres Cool

            Mom! No one likes me!

            “sksksksk” and “and i oop” died last week! Can we still go to Sephora?”

    1. Rhywun

      The newspaper alleges to have received death threats

      Because of course.

      WTF is wrong with this country?!

      1. leon

        Oh. You’re one to talk…

        😛

        1. Rhywun

          *snort*

      2. Jarflax

        alleges to have received…

        Oh well, I suppose it is unfair to insult the grammar of someone who is making an allegation. Unless of course everyone discussing it is a freaking ‘journalist’.

    2. leon

      I can’t believe that the beer company dropped their connections with him. Talk about chickenshit

    3. blackjack

      Buncha cuntes! Dude’s single handedly creating boucoup bucks for charity. Can we just applaud his efforts and graciously accept the help? No, we have to scour his twit history and proclaim him unclean. Fucking hate this trend.

  17. Caput Lupinum

    Japanese doesn’t have articles (“a” or “the”) like English. My Japanese friends learning English find figuring out which article to use in English maddening.

    Hungarian would be terrible for them; besides the definite and indefinite articles, verb conjugation had finite and indefinite versions. Oh, and you can end up with definite articles with indefinite conjugations and vice versa.

    Language is weird when you stop to think about it.

    1. Is finite and indefinite verbs like the verb aspects of Slavic languages?

      1. Caput Lupinum

        I’m not familiar with slavic languages, but it looks similar.

        As an example, “Olvasok egy könyvet” would translate to “I’m reading a book” and “Olvasom a könyvet” would be “I’m reading the book”. Egy is the indefinite article, and a is the definite, but the verb olvas gets conjugated to match, with ok being indefinite and om being definite.

        1. No; it’s something completely different from verb aspect.

          Roughly, imperfective aspect is ongoing or repeated action while perceptive is one-time completed action. So there’s no present tense in the perfective aspect, and almost every verb has both aspects.

          1. grrizzly

            Way too difficult. I have no idea how a non-native speaker could learn Russian.

          2. When I studied in St. Petersburg, a bought a wristwatch. I wanted to make certain it was a line-up, since I didn’t want to have to deal with Russian batteries I’d never be able to find in the US. So I looked up the verb for winding a watch… and then I had to think which aspect to use. Finally I realized, “Do I have to wind it every day?”, because the “every day” clearly necessitated the imperfective aspect.

            I spent about $6 on the watch, which lasted a good ten years. I had to replace the band twice back in the States, and each time spent more than I spent in the watch.

          3. Rhywun

            I heard „Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache“ a lot in Germany.

            Everyone thinks their own language is the totes hardest.

          4. Caput Lupinum

            Hungarian has over 30 noun cases, depending on what you consider a grammatical case. Every language has at least one seriously complicated thing; Russia has verb aspects, Japanese has their honorifics, Welsh has a chronic fear of vowels.

          5. Rhywun

            Welsh has a chronic fear of vowels

            y is a vowel 🙂

          6. And then there’s aspect in the imperative, which is a whole different can of worms. I think that’s why you get the stereotype of Russians saying things like “Please to be speaking more clearly” (the progressive tense).

          7. Caput Lupinum

            Ah, no, that is different. Verbs are generally fairly simple in Hungarian, there are only three tenses and the definite and indefinite forms, and very few irregular verbs. Nouns, however, get hammered; your examples of imperfective and perceptive would be indicated by noun case in Hungarian on the object.

    2. straffinrun

      That’s one big difference between Japanese people and Chinese people speaking English; Japanese mix up “a” and “the, but Chinese don’t even try use either.

    1. Jarflax

      Why is it that when these assholes talk about doing deals it is always us that pays both sides of the deal?

      1. leon

        What’s the difference between a politician and prostitute?

        The prostitute takes your money after fucking you.

    2. Spudalicious

      That’s world class trolling.

  18. Drake

    England is killing the Eagles with scrum play.

    1. You didn’t expect the US to be in this game, did you?

      1. Raven Nation

        They certainly weren’t this morning.

  19. straffinrun

    Ok, so why is it “oshiko” but not “ounchi”?

    1. Sensei

      Less honor for #2!

  20. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

    Not terribly long after I reverse Tron’ed into this walking carcass, I was waiting tables at a sushi place and taking a Japanese course b/c I needed a language credit for my degree.

    The Chinese also working there always made fun of me (sad trombone) when I tried to speak Nihongo as I apparently spoke like a little girl. The American teacher apparently only learned little-girl speak and passed it on to the students.

    Made fat stacks working there, though. Good times.

  21. Chafed

    Once again I read the title as Learn Japanese Through Anime Tiddies. *hangs head in shame*

      1. Sir Digby

        Those anime tiddies aren’t exactly “fat”., Gustave.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I can’t really get into it myself, although I did like it when I was younger. Came across that one not too long ago and the ridiculousness of it stuck with me. Japanese witches with jet packs fighting in the role of the allies in a WWII-esq war.

      2. PieInTheSky

        damn that looks stupid. makes me think the Anime I watched back in the day was no real anime.

  22. PieInTheSky

    While I find these quite interesting, with each one I read I want to learn Nipponese less

    1. PieInTheSky

      How do you say “yo momma so fat she could be two sumo wrestlers”?

      1. straffinrun

        あなたのお母さんはお相撲さん2人のように重いです。

        Wouldn’t be funny, though.

        1. PieInTheSky

          I mean it’s not funny in English, so that’s okay

  23. PieInTheSky

    Also good morning glibs. Yes, I will ignore the college football thingy that was posted.

    1. Rhywun

      ??‍♂️

      1. Gustave Lytton

        ?

  24. Gustave Lytton

    https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/09/2nd-oregon-death-in-vaping-related-severe-lung-illness-announced.html

    Where’s my shocked face? The carpetbagging big gov RINO representing the Califucktards is begging the gov to ban vape product sales.

    1. Rhywun

      At least one of the people who survived said he primarily vaped the popular nicotine e-cigarette Juul as well as other brand nicotine cartridges compatible with Juul devices.

      There is no legal “cartridge[…] compatible with Juul devices”.

      God the fucking lying going on here is epic.

    1. Sensei

      Ouch