I get a couple of days respite, so I take my dog to the cabin. Yesterday, I decided to drive over to this little gem at the base of the Sawtooth Mountains. On my way back, I realize it’s 2pm and I haven’t gotten the links done yet. Panic ensues, I speed up, and five minutes later, realize it’s only Friday. That’ll get you talking to yourself.
Seriously, what could go wrong? I mean, yeah, this is exactly what happened in 2008, but it’s 2019, right?
I think in Latin, “Google” means “Skynet”.
Nothing to see here, move along. And next time, wear a SCUBA tank.
I don’t see how, but I can hope.
Yeah, but we’re the ones oppressing Muslims.
I leave you with this little ditty.
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So…hit that newly-single theme music.
Newly-single?
As in I’m single as of today.
Woohoo! Party!
Yep.
Break up or divorce?
Newly as in the divorce decree was granted?
I would have suggested this.
Or, if I wanted to be evil, this, which has some of the most fabulous hair you’ll ever see.
Gf, not wife. And no reason to be depressed.
Then congratulations on your freedom.
Well, hopefully she doesn’t come back.
Your first link was really good.
And then…?
The New York Federal Reserve Bank said Friday it will inject billions into the US financial plumbing on a daily basis for the next three weeks in an effort to prevent a spike in short-term interest rates.
THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT!
Damn, first loser.
Weird. Google pulled the report shortly after it was posted.
A source at Google familiar with the situation suggested, however, that NASA accidentally published the paper early, before its team’s claims could be thoroughly vetted through scientific peer review, a process that could take anywhere from weeks to months.
If the paper holds up under the scrutiny of the scientific community, it will herald a watershed moment in quantum science. Its central claim counters doubt that some unforeseen law of nature may prevent quantum computers from operating as hoped.
Why am I reminded of cold fusion?
James Haggerty, the lead counsel in the case being brought on behalf of the plaintiffs told Fox News that despite the U.N.’s reassurances and the promise of a $400 million fund, no victim has been compensated.
“The Secretary General has already apologized and accepted responsibility, stating that the evidence showed the U.N. caused the death and illness that ravaged Haiti. Any argument that they haven’t accepted responsibility for what they did to the people of Haiti is a fiction. And they had previously agreed to accept liability in exactly these sorts of situations.”
Ahh, so he didn’t accept responsibility. Surprise, surprise.
The neighbors across the street just put pumpkins on their porch. I feel like it is too early for that.
They are showing up on farmstands here, so they’re ripe locally.
COSTCO had Halloween costumes out a couple weeks ago. I hate pushing the seasons like that
Just be glad Halloween exists, or Christmas would start the day after “Back to School” ends in August.
There are three assholes in the neighborhood with full blown Halloween displays already erected.
I don’t condone vandalism but I would understand why those pumpkins were smashed.
STEVE SMITH HAS DISPLAY ALREADY ERECTED
There are in my area as well. And they put them up weeks ago. I don’t get it.
Sam’s Club had their Christmas decoration on sale a few days after Labor Day.
Fucking nuts.
Lobster and pasta consumed. Time to commence the drinkin’
Lobster pasta, or pasta on the side?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514JQgLcoZL._SY300_.jpg
That is wrong on so many levels.
Who?
Joe Kennedy✔
@joekennedy
Big news: I’m running for US Senate. This isn’t a time for waiting, for sitting on the sidelines, or for playing by rules that don’t work anymore. This is the fight of our lives, the fight of my generation — and I’m all in. I hope you’ll join me at
Oh, chap
paquiddickstick boy. Do us a favor and don’t drink and drive.Drink and drive alone on a quiet road with lots of trees and sharp curves.
And what exactly is he going to be fighting for? Reduced standard of living for all?
Gaia.
That guy went to my high school (more than a decade behind me). My classmates were all agog about him. But, based on his facebook pronouncements, he’s an imbecille.
It will be entertaining watching Markey try to geld him. And if he takes Markey out, that would be hilarious. Even better would be if he and Markey both mortally wound each other, and a Republican holds the seat for 6 years.
Two guys who essentially graduated college and went straight into politics.
I can’t think of anyone less qualified to represent my.
Ugh, here we go again. I was hoping we were pretty much done with these inbred alcoholic election fixing rum runners.
The Kennedy hold on MA politics is astounding. No matter what gets unearthed to show what their beloved saints were really like, they continue to worship at the alter. It makes me nauseous.
“nauseous” means induces someone to be nauseated
Someone who has not seen The Wizard of Speed and Time eats nauseous day old sushi pizza, gets nausea, and is nauseated.
nauseous adjective
nau·seous | \ ˈnȯ-shəs
, ˈnȯ-zē-əs
Definition of nauseous
1 : causing nausea or disgust
2 : affected with nausea or disgust
Glad you agree.
“…playing by rules that don’t work anymore.”
According to his party that would be rule of law, impartiality of courts, people making their own choices, the bill of rights, representative republic and so on. Guess what the new rules are that they think will work?
I thought that was going to be about parking tickets.
I don’t know how NK can owe NYC when they are run by the same government.
The U.N.? What a joke. I hear the building is going to become low rent housing.
thicc?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7488089/Demi-Rose-showcases-curves-TINY-cut-red-swimsuit-Ibiza.html
From the sidebar:
A faux sex act, a jibe about Donald Trump’s manhood and swearing seven-year-olds: Madonna, 61, shocks fans on extremely dramatic opening night of Madame X Tour in NYC
Wow. Such shocking. Much transgressive.
Razor-sharp wit right there.
“She then brought three of her children on-stage”
She bought them, so she might as well use them.
So, Madonna sexually abused Stella?
Is there any reason to doubt this?
Sounds like she’s been credibly accused, to me.
Sounds to me like she’s been credibly accused.
Looks to me like MikeS has been replaced by squirrels.
Grammar squirrels
You can say that again in an alternate manner.
To me, it sounds like she’s been credibly accused.
Credibly accused, sound to me like she must be.
/Yoda squirrel
Accused she is, credible I find it.
A NOTICE TO GLIBSHOOTERS:
Visitors to the Vampire State have more rights than
the tax cattleresidents. You do NOT need a NYS pistol license to compete in the matches here, and it is legal to transport a pistol to and from the match, but you must remove its lethal presence from the state within 48 hours of the match (both before and after) — as long as it is an NRA sanctioned event (which my club’s are). LOL, this state is so addicted to Top Manism that they have to rely on an organization they’re trying to ban.What this means is, I expect to see some of you making with the BLAM!s. It’s probably too short of a notice to make it to tomorrow’s match (registration closes at 9:30 tomorrow morning), but there’s going to be a two-day one on October 26th and 27th. You can shoot either day or both days (the stages will be different on the two days) and if you shoot both days, there is a substantial discount (percentage-wise, the fee is only $15 to start with).
Unfortunately, NYC airports don’t care what is legal.
Also true.
So do not take possession during any connections there.
See also- my arrest in 1996
Sounds like a trap.
Narc.
So, are you going to make it tomorrow, or are you waiting until October?
I had the darnedest boating accident today. ?
Way too early for tomorrow and we have a surprisingly full social calendar for October weekends.
Team SIG is grossly underrepresented here. If you haven’t already bought one, it would be an excuse to pick up an X5 Legion.
I have a Legion 226 sao…
I’m on the fence about the X5 Legion.
Under the rules here, SAOs automatically go in the “Enhanced” division.
No offense to NY Glibs but the chances of catching me in NY are zero, pistol or no pistol. No way in hell I would let them have a penny of my money.
Looks interesting
https://www.foodandwine.com/beer/mary-berry-beer-armistice-brewing-cease-and-desist
Apparently, this video is fake:
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1175468827422932993
“Is it ever acceptable for a man to hit a woman in self-defense?
I’m doing a video on domestic abuse and violence against men, and would like to know your thoughts…”
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1175484715022897153
That was the weirdest commercial for The General Car Insurance I have ever seen.
You’re in New Hampshire, you’ve got a pistol, you should come shooting.
I’d have to check my schedule, but it’s tempting.
Do. I am quite new to the sport/game/hobby, but I find it tremendously enjoyable. I’m sure there are clubs near you that probably run USPSA/IDPA or the like. This club’s rules are less “learn IRL self-defense handgun skills” and more “I like having an excuse to shoot at things.”
I thought it was for
Papa JohnsGold BondIcy Hot.So this guy’s the black Joey Salads posting fake outrages for the sweet, sweet clicks?
Finished a pretty good book today called Smarter by Sunday, which has 52 short articles on the most important topics in history, art, philosophy, and science.
However, since it was compiled by NYT writers, there were some bloopers.
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We acknowledge that the content of the book are overwhelmingly devoted to matters that concern Western history, art , literature, and even science. Our editorial decisions have been based on the fact that our readership lives in North America where educational traditions have been established for several centuries.
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So…they picked topics they thought would be familiar to their readers? Seems like it would be more honest to say that the art and ideas of Europe have had much more of an impact on the world than any other place.
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African Americans in the South struggled to resist segregation laws passed, ironically, by Progressives in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
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The progressives at that time were unabashedly racist, so there is nothing ironic about the laws they passed. Today’s progressives are also unabashedly racist.
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Ironically, one of the central tenets of Marx and Engels included in The Communist Manifesto was their belief that the uprising of the proletariat and the creation of the communist state could take place only in an advanced capitalist economy such as Germany, France, or Great Britain, but the two most successful leaders of communist revolutions, V I Lenin and Mao Zedong, applied Marxist ideas in nations swarming with peasants and without an urban proletariat. In the end, they and their successors twisted Marx’s ideas and created violent dictatorships that the deaths of millions of people who opposed them. In time, the term communist became repugnant to most people.
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Quite a run-on sentence there. Also note the part about “swarming with peasants.” Ugly, bad things swarm: bees, locusts, rats. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t say the inner cities are swarming with Negroes. And we have a nice “that wasn’t *real* communism” remark. WWI and WW2 get their own chapter, but only a single sentence about the millions of deaths from communism.
I expect NYT writers to be nincompoops, but sometimes they are even dumber.
I hope there’s a correction posted under each of the 52 stories.
“…since it was compiled by NYT writers, there were some bloopers.”
Ya’ don’t say.
“Our editorial decisions have been based on the fact that our readership lives in North America where educational traditions have been established for several centuries.”
To be sure.
The run-on sentence is gibberish and apologetics for murderers. The outcome will be no different in any country where those ideas are applied. Also, shame on you Derp….bees are not ugly.
“African Americans in the South struggled to resist segregation laws passed, ironically, by Progressives in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.”
There is nothing ironic about it. The progs have always been the party of slavery and segregation. In their early years they outright advocated for slavery and not just for blacks but for everyone. Nothing has changed except the words they use.
The Citizen Kane of beer commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmhR2JK1VE
LOL. Black Label has to be the worst tasting swill called a beer I have ever had the misfortune to drink. We’d all be speaking German right now if that was the war.
+1 Watney’s Red Barrel
The beer so bad it inspired a Monty Python skit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZLTR5tX8hg
oopsy, wrong skit- eh the one I linked is pretty good too
Saturday, that’s what day it is. I keep telling spousal unit all day, no it is not Sunday, stop that shit!
Sunday means limiting beers. Saturday means ‘drink up!’.
Yeah, it’s that.
In other news, its been confirmed that useful idiot Greta is indeed retarded. I mean, sort of like all the current Democratic presidential candidates. Only more than some of them, like maybe 2.
I would hope that mental health professionals would speak out against the political exploitation of children and the mentally disabled, but since most shrinks are leftists, there’s very little chance of that.
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/07/upshot/your-surgeon-is-probably-a-republican-your-psychiatrist-probably-a-democrat.html
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New data show that, in certain medical fields, large majorities of physicians tend to share the political leanings of their colleagues, and a study suggests ideology could affect some treatment recommendations. In surgery, anesthesiology and urology, for example, around two-thirds of doctors who have registered a political affiliation are Republicans. In infectious disease medicine, psychiatry and pediatrics, more than two-thirds are Democrats.
***
Exploiting children for 50 years of failure in climate hysteria predictions and encouraging them to change sex when they’re too young to even understand what sex is, is totally woke, brah.
Your woke points = -1
Start thinking right or your social credit score is going down again.
First snow on our mountains today. Winter is Coming.
It was 88 F here today. Where the hell do you live, above the arctic circle?
Central Montana. Here at 3,800′ it’s a pleasant 59. Snow starts at about 6k’ and will likely be gone in a day two.
88 is too hot for me. About perfect for my wife.
What city? My sister lives near Missoula. It is WOW fucking beautiful there. And I’ve seen the climate crazy stuff there. I remember one day we were out there and it was around 90 F in the day and 50 F at night. We never see anything like that. we’ll probably see 70 tonight and 88 to 70 is about the most extreme day/night temp difference you will see here, and you will only see that in the late spring or early fall.
Huh. I have family in Big Timber and Hardin, and family ancestors and connections in Miles City.
I don’t even know any of those towns. About the only town I’ve learned near where my sister lives is Bozeman. I have some incredible pics of the mountains near there.
Stopped in Big Timber last week for breakfast. Great biscuits and cravy at the restaraunt attached to the Lucky Lils. Harden is always the gas stop before hitting/after leaving 212
South of Helena. About an hour and a half from Missoula A nice little farm and ranch town. Undiscovered so far by Californians and other left coasters like Missoula Bozone have been.
and Bozone
We have to keep thinking. Are they really going to flee their fucked up high tax, high regulation shitholes and come here and vote for the same shit, or are they going to interact with the deporables and become one of them?
We’ll see.
Brooks posts articles from the Bozone paper and I think we can see the answer. At least in the trendy places like Bozeman, Missoula and Kalispell. Trouble is us deplorables are starting to get outnumbered. Our governor is basically a comme.
Nevada and Colorado suggest the former.
“Our governor is basically a comme.”
Yeah, well… tell me again a few years after he has been able to pass some of his ‘commie’ agenda.
“South of Helena. About an hour and a half from Missoula”
I mean if you’re driving 100mph and there’s no cars, which is totally possible.
Unfortunately, the days of “Reasonable and Proper” are long gone
The last time I drove from here to Seattle, I remember driving more than 100 mph several times, and more than 90 mph a lot.
Broke 90 here today, much hotter then I expected.
It was snowing on the Sawtooth’s yesterday.
So is Xenu.
Show me dem titties.
I tried this queso recipe last night: https://modernistcuisine.com/recipes/melty-queso-dip/
Sometimes, simple is the best.
Velveeta and Ro-Tel?
Works for me. Add some chopped scalions and japalinos.
Sodium citrate?! Do you shop at a chemistry lab?
Amazon.
Pro-tip- you can also make electrolyte drinks with it.
Wikipedia says it prevents melting cheese from getting greasy. Neat!
The technique was pioneered by a guy named J.L. Kraft, creator of American cheese.
And Canadian hero.
They named dinner after him.
DARTH TRUMP
I went out for a morning hike today- 67 degrees. Sixty. Seven. Degrees. Thank fucking Yahweh that we MIGHT be seeing summer wind down.
It’s been in the low 40s at night but we’re in Indian Summer, so up into the 80s tomorrow.
Two or three days ago it got chilly enough here at night that one morning I considered turning on the heat to take the chill off the house. I didn’t.
Today I’m running the air conditioner.
Yeah, we hit our first 50s in NYC the other day. That’s gone for awhile.
I couldn’t survive a NYC winter. Fuck that shit. Baltimore is a tropical paradise in comparison. I’m thinking South Carolina. No colder than that again, no way.
LOL NYC winters are kind of mild for my taste.
I don’t even know what it is with you Ice Sapiens.
Eh, NYC is nothing like the Adirondacks. Even we here in the Catskills don’t get winter like the Adirondacks.
(And yes, I know you Minnesoda people are going to laugh at us.)
When I first came to MD, I couldn’t believe that I saw people wearing winter coats on the street when it was in the 40s. I don’t even own a winter coat here. I have a friend here from Minnesoda and he gets it too. WTF? It’s more than 40 F and you need a coat, LOL.
Yeah, that’s what light jackets/windbreakers are for.
“Yeah, that’s what light jackets/windbreakers are for.”
I’m serious, you will see people on the streets here wearing winter parka like coats here when it’s less than 50 F. It’s comical for me.
Fat people have built in insulation.
40 degrees is jacket and fingerless gloves weather.
Gotta keep that trigger finger unencumbered.
You can’t shoot with gloves on? Wimp.
It’s been in the 40s the last few mornings when I left for work at 5:30 AM, and I’m still wearing shorts and a T-shirt.
Minnesoda gets the same wind that NE/KS/OK does. The most cold I’ve ever felt was skiing across a lake in the Boundary Waters — with no trees it was Caina.
I will say late March/early April was the worst time I was in St. Petersburg, because it was right around freezing and the cold wet wind blew in from the Gulf of Finland, bringing a heavy wet snow. Dry cold is much less annoying.
I spend a lot of time outdoors in the upper Midwest, and late winter/early spring is the worst. I don’t mind cold – even single digits is quite tolerable – but mid 30s & wet sucks hard.
I went for my morning ‘walk/run?’ a few days ago and it was 65 F. Freaking wonderful. I’d rather it was 55. So… what is a hike? Is that when STEVE SMITH KNOW YOU WALKING?
So… what is a hike?
Where I go in places that have animals and plants that can kill you.
You live in Australia?
I thought it was Arizona.
Arizona is Australia Light.
Can confirm.
Light only because no crocs.
What, exactly, are you trying to do with a cactus?
You got that backwards. It’s what the cactus can do to him that matter.
Indeed. There is a species of jumping cactus here.
When we were in Arizona a few years ago, my wife got well acquainted with Jumping Jack cactus.
Jumping Jack cactus is a gas gas gas.
Saguaros do believe in self defense.
http://archive.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/20100407clay0408.html
Jumping Cholla are one hell of a cactus. One time tested piece of advice. Always have a cheap plastic cone when you go hiking. It is the useful way to get a cholla bud out of you – or your dog.
Damn it. COMB, not cone.
If you are too stupid to stand from under then you are begging for it.
That was pretty good, Ted.
That was SugarFree. I have photographic proof.
Found on derpbook:
Commie starts making sense, then derps the finish.
Missed it by thiiiissss much.
Near misses only count in horseshoes and hand grenades. They missed. They are morons.
I mean, look at all the successful examples of communism feeding the masses. Duh.
Hey, Romania exported large quantities of food under Communism.
It is irrelevant that the populace was eating 800 calories a day at the time; they were all dieting!
Oh yeah, the cover pic. Houses of the Holy.
But if you want to know good Led Zepplin, shut up and listen to this.
Custard Pie
It’s all about pussy, bitches.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=kR-XetCNg74
Both are good songs.
An interesting start to the game between my alma mater and UVA. First possession resulted in a field goal. Then we made UVA three and out on their first possession. Not getting my hopes up because I still expect to lose to a superior team, but it is good that we’re holding our own thus far.
Suddenly we are beating UVA 17-0 and I don’t believe it.
up 17-7 at half. and good, competitive game so far.
Silicone Saturday. Whatever.
https://tinyurl.com/yyfqjv45
Must be hunting season. Headline front page above the fold in the local rag courtesy of the Public Works Dept “Be Aware of Acceptable Carcass Disposal”
55 gallon drums filled with acid?
Dude, you really need to shrink that belly.
Rebel Scum is single. Time to get that intromissive instrument moisturized by some strange.
Are you volunteering?
We can haggle all night over the price, but I’ll just say $5 million firm. Take it or leave it.
https://smile.amazon.com/Zimbabwe-Billion-inflation-currency-banknotes/dp/B01L3536O2
You can keep the rest as a tip.
Just the tip?
How much for all the way hard?
Bullshit. We all know you’re $20, same as downtown.
$20 can buy a lot of mouthwash.
$5 million firm
Pretend I have 5 million dollars and I’ll pretend you are firm.
What’s the old joke from the Soviet Union?
“They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.”
Alright, a total of just over 40 miles in the saddle today (the last 10 I convinced the girlfriend to ride with me), with 4 brewery stops. I’m going to call this a good day.
Sounds exhausting, but St. Greta would approve, except for those Capitalist beer stops. So, good for you?
St. Greta would probably complain if she had the ability to think. The bike was probably made in China, and shipped overseas, with all sorts of toxic petrochemicals used to keep it moving and to make the ride more comfortable. That’s not counting the synthetic materials I was wearing to keep myself comfortable, and the sweat off of me.
One of the breweries was on a college campus if that counts for anything.
So many euphemisms.
Which breweries?
I started going up to Jolly Scholar for lunch, Masthead, Market Garden, then stopped at home for a bit, then up to the Brew Kettle for dinner. Working on my Cleveland brewery passport, I’ve earned the pint glass (and already picked up my coasters).
Excellent
There was a fifth brewery I was thinking of hitting (Boss Dog – it would only add 5 miles to the ride), but it was a bit more of a climb then I was looking for. I would have brought some stuff home from Jolly Scholar (they had some beers pouring at 10 oz beer as $3, 16 oz cans to go for $5) but they were out of tops.
The musical link above caused me to bump into this:
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCtQjFbGBtFaDU7Ty5VMtxJw
Led Zeppelin rarities, not rare per se bit a lot of bootlegs and outtakes consolidated in one place. It’s an awesome channel if you’re into them.
Ooooo… .thanks!
“Just for some proof: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/uber-knows-when-your-phone-is-about-to-run-out-of-battery-a7042416.html …
Uber tried to BS themselves by saying they don’t use battery level to make fares more expensive (which back then they did…), but also said “it’s a strong predictor” on surge sensitivity – showing they actively collect and use it.”
https://twitter.com/Prestige_T/status/1174415349929824256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
Ball is in your court, HM.
That’s all kinds of wrong.
I have an entire Pornhub playlist devoted to Asian women eating geoduck.
When you come at the king you best not miss, and I missed.
It’s all about @0:04.
Hǎole, hǎole. Xièxie ni HM Lăoshī.
不用谢.
Eye bleach
Over here at the Bland Palace, Mojeaux is eating mozzarella cheese.
Shredded; string; slices; deep fried…?
Mozzarella is my favorite cheese. I could eat nothing but mozzy deep-fried and string cheese for days straight.
Shredded.
My favorite cheese is gouda, but I ran out.
Your Royals are being assholes right now.
We’re 56-99.
Tonight’s moment of glory will be lost in general loserdom.
Damn you MikeS, I just looked up the Indians score tonight. We’re losing to the fscking Phillies.
Lost.
4
On a positive note, the Red Sox have been eliminated.
MikeS: I’m just hoping for a wild card spot at this point. And let’s throw some gasoline on the fire:
Terry Francona wants a universal DH, and not just because the Cleveland Indians will need one next week
Moving the Astros to the Al was
stupidasininefucking retarded. I don’t care for inter-leauge play as it is, but I could live with it back when it was a few series in the middle of the season.However, a contending team having to go on the road to an NL team in the last week or two is complete bullshit.
*addendum*
Francona is wrong, however. The DH shouldn’t be expanded, it should be abolished. It’s baseball; half the game is defense, half the game is offense. Pitchers need to hit.
DH- either adopt in both leagues or eliminate in both leagues.
I thought Casa de UCS was the Bland Palace….
Go on.
Nope. Just sitting here proofreading my manuscript, watching y’all’s YouTube vids, reading Glibs, and munching on shredded mozzarella.
That’s a super wild Saturday night for me, and a good time was had by all.
I’ve been cleaning and reading glibs.
Wild night for me too.
And I have youtube videos playing in the background. I have the Sarwark/Smith debate going in the background.
Which Glibs are you cleaning?
Hehe.
And I don’t even have being drunk as an excuse.
Cleaning
Slumbrew that is the best thing to come out of France since Lafayette.
Jarflex, it was one of the 5 movies I bought with my first DVD player.
Love that movie.
“a good time was had by all.”
Go on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEKORHNyfw8
She seems very familiar with the move at 3:31.
NBC News, Home Of Donald Trump, Megyn Kelly, And Sex Predator Matt Lauer, Drops A Hit Piece On Barstool Sports Being Too Conservative And Having “Hypersexualized, Submissive” Women
Boom
“Female leadership team, #1 female podcast in the world, break out female stars, 60%+ female audiences on new platforms. @NBCNews here’s your fact check. You’re welcome.”
https://twitter.com/EKANardini/status/1175449251045892097
THAT IS N THE ARTICLE I LINKED
Somebody linked to the story in an earlier thread.
“Barstool just nuked NBC News from orbit. Holy shit”
https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1175541311958671360
https://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/nbc-news-home-of-donald-trump-megyn-kelly-and-sex-predator-matt-lauer-drops-a-hit-piece-on-barstool-sports-being-too-conservative-and-having-submissive-women-based-on-two-2-anonymous-comment
Is that the website that wrote that book about a pig being buried by the Browns while Lou Reed looked on in dismay because drugs came out of its ass when it shot itself in the nuts?
Meow.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE_tk39VUAEHpLJ.jpg
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Margot Robbie’s Tank Girl Reboot is Officially Happening!
Slayyyyyyyyyyyy queeeeeeeeeen! Margot is a girl so why would those who theoretically care about such things note how she is becoming an influential content producer when they can be counting girl movie lines.
I’ve never heard of it but it sounds pretty awesome if it’s Margot in a bikini the whole movie.
I want to be Margot Robbie when I get reincarnated.
Well if you are, then I want to be reincarnated as the boy who lives next door to you.
You’ll have to ask whoever’s in charge of all that business.
ATTN: Xenu on Colar?
*head-desk*
Every religion ends up with its own numerology. Progtardity has arrived. 88 is the number of the beast.
Why not take it back?
The thing that cracks me up about all of this is that these idiots are actually validating the retarded racist welfare recipients at Stormfront. The massive movement that these idiots live in terror of is a dozen or 2 tattooed unemployed drug addicts who spend their entire lives in housing someone else paid for ranting about (((Jews))) and screaming that all black people do drugs, don’t work and, live on charity. Newsflash people no one on Stormfront is a threat to anything except livestock.
Hell, I knew about the 88 tatts and shit from back in the day. Run in the skinhead punk scene, and you learn which ones are SHARP, which ones are non-political, and which are boneheads. The fact they need to keep putting up false flags tells you how big the racist movement is these days.
I was never a punk, but I lived on Short Vine for a couple years in the late 80s, when the punks hung out along that stretch, and the tiny minority that were racist skinheads were usually getting the crap kicked out of them by the others. They were a despised minority in the scene. Pedophile Furry Unicornkin have more influence.
DK had something to say about that.
I knew what that was before i even clicked
Meanwhile, 8 means luck for the Chinese. The more 8’s, the better.
Well the Chinese are currently committing genocide against a religious minority….
“Nein 88” sounds anti-Nazi, so should be fine.
““It’s not just a number,” said Charles Greinsky, a 68-year-old Jewish war veteran,…”
I’m not sure what that is.
Yom Kippur war maybe?
He’d have been too young for the 6 day war.
Let’s ask Mel Brooks if we can use the number.
Tres Sr scored ‘veterans status’ cause he sailed through the Suez during the 6-day War. It took just like 73 hours to cruise through, and he was in ‘combat zone’ for 72 of those.
Michael Irvin has a sad.
Fuck.
YUkon 8-8888 hit hardest.
They should use 555 instead.
“klonopin withdrawal is one of the worst feelings in the world, so i’m happy to hear jordan peterson is going through it. suffer bitch”
https://twitter.com/miragonz/status/1175180380988559360
She seems nice.
Try Baclofen. Makes benzos seem like a picnic
/ask me how I know
[looks up list of withdrawal symptoms]
what isn’t a withdrawal symptom of Baclofen?
Shit, I forgot to close an em tag.
Wow. I’m really disappointed, in you Ted.
Weird way to say “my dad used to yell at me to clean my room and make my bed”, but ok.
The vitriol that the left has for people who disagree with them, I usually reserve for people who abuse children, animals, and other defenseless beings.
Animals are defenseless? clearly you’ve never been bitten in the ass by a Dolberman Pincher.
I typically don’t put myself in those sorts of situations.
Named Keith?
Story?
I was like 8, on vacation, kid walking his dolberman lost control. Out ran the dog back to the house I was staying at, but the door was locked; ass bit by dolberman.
Doberman’s are like Christmas in Provence, there is No L
As Raph said, What a PITA!
From the New York Post article about Peterson:
“as well as his refusal to use transgender people’s preferred pronouns.”
This is one of those lies that keeps going. His refusal is about state-compelled speech. Ugh,
No picture of Eva’s undies in the article.
I am disappoint.
Eva who?
You didnt see the underwear article yesterday?
No, I missed it.
Shit…I found it in the sidebar of one of Spud’s links and got mixed up and thought it was a link:
Pair of underwear belonging to Eva Braun sell at auction for more than $4,600
But again…no pics, so don’t bother clicking.
Are these it?
https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/29B8ohtYJKur-vtyqfW3SAMvakQ=/800×859/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/CJGIHAOF2OB5YDCBABBD74ER3Q.jpg
würde
Stuffed cedar plank salmon tonight. Best Brie is from Germany.
Isn’t Brie a Protected Designation of Origin?
No, she’s legal now
Nope. It’s not not like Cognac.
For example: Wisconsin produces Brie.
Cheese in Wisconsin?!
One of my personal favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqRHjYl955s
But that doesn’t have a Milton Friedman cameo. Insufficiently glib.
Don’t you have something better to do? Like berating Winston?
Que? I’m actually one of the ones who is more friendly to
Winston.
What sort of salmon is made of cedar?
Did you stuff cheese in your fish?
I believe you stuff fish in things, based on certain rumblings here recently. Particularly Cod into something called a cunte.
True, true.
-1 cunte stuffed with cheese.
Dude if you are having that problem DEG is cleaning Glibs up thread.
Googled that. Looks good, but I don’t understand what cooking on the plank does. Hints of cedar?
Yes, exactly.
It adds a pleasant smokiness to the fish.
I keep a pre-soaked plank in the freezer, makes for an easy and tasty dinner.
Yep, like wood chips. Also acts a buffer between the coals so it cooks like indirect even directly above the coals.
Chinook stuffed with brie, shrimp, crab, and lobster meat. About one spoonful (soup, not serving, spoon) each, two of the Brie. Salt, pepper, dill weed, and sliced lemon on top.
Best Brie is from Community.
https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/9/16/20857281/the-west-wing-20-anniversary-primetime-podcast-episode-bartlet-biden
***
The West Wing is 20 years old. Too many Democrats still think it’s a great model for politics.
On the classic White House drama, the best speech always won. That’s not how it works in reality.
***
[Nelson laugh]
Penn and Teller were on the West Wing when Penn was still a libertarian.
They were also on Babylon 5. It was in the unfortunate 5th season, but it was written by Neil Gaiman.
‘Babylon 5’: you’re a fucking nerd! *goes back to researching size differences between Transformers Masterpiece KOs and which ones best fit my collection*
Yeah? And?
/points out articles on board gaming.
You know what I hate worse than fucking commies?! People who step on fucking jokes! People like you are the reason comedy is dead and women are being raped in the streets by Trump supporters! I can’t even!
Make jokes? Inorite.
Why I aughtta!
Get out!
I never saw that. How awful was it?
To answer your question, I must first set the mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU8vKRNnRw
I bet Mum-Ra sold exercise equipment through infomercials on Third Earth. That’s one hell of a set of ‘before and after’ pictures.
I have fond memories of watching “Thundercats”.
Well Rhywun, here is your answer, if you can call it that.
In the words of Indiana Jones: don’t look at it, Marion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE
Too late.
Ho. Ly. Shit.
Did you see this?
https://youtu.be/L_RFQxnizbQ
No. Give yourself a pat on the back- you beat me at my own game.
Shall we have a dueling banjos of derp?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzVL8PtpWm0
Well to be bi-partisan. But at least you can watch this with sound down.
https://youtu.be/MYsvYLfaXF4
Betto? I thought it was Beeto.
Anyway, bow before the original, untoppable, masterpiece.
Oh, dear Lord….
Only 14 more months of this.
“Everybody needs Bridges and streets to succeed”.
Lol. Muh Roadz!
They made one for Biden too.
https://youtu.be/wT2LGv-s3xQ
Groovy!
WTF did I just watch?
I like that comments are disabled for the video.
That was the before. This is the after.
https://youtu.be/cfwkBd23MJw
I liked “baby-fat” Hannah a lot more than whatever the fuck that was.
Two redeeming points
Gary Cole and this
https://youtu.be/3Ygs-oIomyM
https://archive.li/7wzA3/98eaf382d286c2fec2b63c68463ee2b6f95742cf.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/oIPs0/1e25cfb04a74061c11e6fbd56b0218f12c8bc5f9.jpg
NSFW.
I think that’s Erica Rose Campbell.
FAIL!
Erica Campbell you say?
https://archive.li/yKsld/543e59922b842595d1b28b0da40e40eaf2c1ee03.jpg
NSFW.
She’s originally from New Hampshire.
A few years after she retired from porn, I was getting lunch at a sandwich shop not far from the office. I saw a woman leave the shop who was either Erica Rose Campbell or her double.
Approved.
https://archive.li/ojQeh/2d50c5cdc05b56261713b38d144d802e808c8382.jpg
NSFW.
I’ll drink that water when she gets out.
Belle Delphine may be able to help you.
All smokeshows tonight, although none of those shots are exactly candids.
The New York Federal Reserve Bank said Friday it will inject billions into the US financial plumbing on a daily basis for the next three weeks
Just me or does it seem like the Fed is issuing statements written by a horny teenage boy?
“Millions of my unborn children died on your daughters face last night.”
That’s why she’s Yellin?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yellin ???
I don’t usually watch Steven King movies, but I might check this out.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE7tmMMUUAEs53W.jpg
*voiceover voice*
“In a world where everyone has down syndrome…”
Damn. Thought for sure that was photoshopped.
She is going to end up marrying Hogg boy and their baby will usher in 1000 years of darkness.
“Hogg boy”
QFT
What’s the difference? This is the death of the legacy media in pictures. These kids are skipping because they want out of class. You think THEY made those signs?
Nobody is buying this shit anymore, and it is driving the establishment nuts. They spent almost a century building a monopoly on information and the internet burned it all down in the span of twenty years. Nobody trusts them. All they have left is making shit up to get a “scoop” like this photo. It’s like watching the post prohibition FBI create criminals and “bust” them at this point.
Blergh…reminds me that my cousin who just started college in Cali went to one of those protests.
Le sigh.
Renew! Renew!
They protested here and 60 people showed up, many of them little kids dragged by their Mommies. It was pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27evSVwjzzI
If it makes you feel better, my mid-20’s niece supported Sanders last election.
I blame it on her being young and stupid.
I am young and a Libertarian. Youth is no excuse, but you can’t fix stupid.
At least she had a lot of hatred for Hillary, and still talks to me, knowing I’m a libertarian.
And well, I can tell her stories about her mom doing dumb shit when she was young.
I would accept it, but then I remember, she, her sister, and my uncle were all in the tank for Hillary from the get-go.
I hear ya though, Nep, it do be that way sometimes.
The one on the left-center looks like George Michael Bluth.
Ha-ha! It does.
“It does”
Intended snark or not, that’s gold.
Fucking hell shit ass motherfucker! So, I had a monitor with a failing backlight, which was giving me a headache. I had a TV the same size, so I ordered the cable to hook that up instead. Good, headaches gone. then today I logged into netflix on the pc and the TV turned to static, turns out that’s because it’s not HDCP compliant.
“If you only experience this error with one monitor, you may have an HDCP issue. We recommend contacting the monitor manufacturer for more assistance, or leaving the device disconnected while streaming.”
“HDCP stands for High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection. The purpose of HDCP is to protect digital copyrighted content as it travels from a device to your TV, generally through HDMI or DVI connections. HDCP is required to stream Netflix from a device connected to your TV.”
Cascade
Failures
HDCP support is the only reason HDMI has survived. The cables and ports are unreliable, tiny conductors limit fidelity and cable length, but you don’t get that sweet, sweet copyright trolling ability.
HDMI works fine. The conductors do not limit fidelity, and off-hand I think the max cable length is 50 ft.
The whole thing is retarded. No one uses HDMI to pirate anything, but the analog outputs of a cable box are disabled if HDMI is connected.
Analogue!
*shrinks into corner and hisses*
/Hollywood
***do get
Ouch man, what a real PITA.
I agree. Television sets make horrible monitors.
Yeah, if I had the money to replace the other monitor with another monitor, I could be as smug as you. Silly me, trying to save money and being upset at asshole things getting in my way of making things that can do something do that something until I have the money to find a proper replacement. Us poor people are the worst, total idiots!
Tequila night?
No, I made it home.
Home is where the alkyhol is
Fake news, poor people drink at home.
If you’ve got DVI/VGA and power cords, I’ve got a stack of old 17″ monitors I could send you.
Now who’s bragging?
Three 30 packs = new monitor
So you want me to not drink for 3 days?!
Gawd, no.
I mean, can’t you steal three 30 packs from someone and sell them to some neighborhood kids?
Neighborhood? I thought you were a https://youtu.be/l_QheuTi8Q8?t=41 like me Mikes’.
Incompetent linker?
Dagummit! Screw The Ricky Skags song! METAL!
Death to all butt-metal
And Sara Silverman JUST NOW got dropped by the progs, even though she’s been shitlording for 20 yrs, but she supported ‘the right people’…I don’t know if I’m talking sense anymore, I pass out now…
Man, you couldn’t hold on for the
goodlate-night stuff…I am disappoint.
No, I hear you, man. It’s bullshit.
But, I doubt she truly got dropped. She’ll disappear for a year or so and then be back like she never went anywhere.
Is your handle Raphael? I wasn’t replying to you. Cool your jets.
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1175399745679953920
It’s more comfortable than the hat?
The tinfoil made me lol.
Andrew Yang
@AndrewYang
As a parent of young kids I believe rampant access to pornography is a real problem. We need to empower families to be able to moderate what our kids see and when.
The first exchange is exactly what you’d think it would be.
“I am a technocrat.”
-Andrew Yang
Shorter Yang:
“Submit.”
Assume the citizen submission position.
Early appearance by Asa Akira.
Still would.
I am hereby renouncing libertarian ideals. I have argued for years that because humans are capable of reason they are special creatures and deserving of dignity and respect. All of my personal morality, as well as the moral codes of virtually every system of belief, depends on this syllogism:
Rational beings should be allowed to follow the path set by their personal reason (be free)
Humans are rational beings
Humans should be free.
The minor premise having been shown to be false, the syllogism fails to establish the conclusion and I am adrift.
Give me all of your money and I will tell you what to do.
Sorry, if I give up my moral code I am not becoming a sheep. I am going all in and taking what I want!
Ah, the Cartman Gambit. Shrewd.
Cartman is my hero.
+1 bowl of chili
That was so amazingly dark.
“Your tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy, you guys!”
I want chili.
“As a parent of young children…” If my kids were older, I’d totally be for porn.
lulz
gotta love Justin.
Side note: almost every parenting panic relates to boys: porn, violent video games, etc
You know what would solve 99% of these issues?
Recognizing that boys are different from girls and tailoring education to account for that.
But no- the powers that be say that boys are defective girls and must be drugged until they are counting the ridges on checkers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKxM4IktsY
I got my MAGA hat in the mail Yesterday.
I will be wearing it to my liberal state college each day I attend class there.
The laughs will be well worth it.
Oof, good luck and take pictures.
Body-cam.
He may need that footage to prove who threw the cement milkshake.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE97T-IW4AAwkRe.jpg:large
Kabuki?
“Heterosexual”
LOL.
Missing: “brownface”
kobayashi maru
I was thinking the fiendish Fu Manchu
“Boxer” was pretty good.
I once attended a lecture by Terrence Tao during an academic conference at UCLA. During the question period, one of the attendees in the audience said he had an IQ of 207 and that he was smarter than Tao. Tao then told the guy, “Ok, if you have such a high IQ, then guess the size of my penis.” After five minutes, he said his penis was 3 inches and he began laughing, thinking he outwitted Tao. However, Tao said, “That’s completely wrong. It’s 9 inches and just because I’m Asian, it doesn’t mean I have a small penis.” Tao then proceeded to force the dude up to the front of the lecture hall and pulled down the guy’s pants to reveal a penis of 3 inches in length. Tao accordingly dismissed him from the lecture.
………pics?
I’m pretty sure there are pics of Tao all over the Internet.
Not doing that search–no way.
Terence Tao is a mathematician. HM is a Renaissance man. He links big butts, big brains, and big weirdness. I skip half the links here (cause most of the music leaves me cold) but his links I click. HM links are what the internet was meant to be! Knowledge, wisdom, foolishness, horror, and sweet sweet ass.
Weeeeeeeelllll……….fuck.
I read the links links (well the 5% that aren’t paywalled cause fuck wapo and wsj and nyt) but a lot of the music response threads don’t do much for me.
Now, I know you don’t skip mine. Some of mine, anyway.
I skip the music videos. In the morning I am at work and have no speakers, in the evening I am reading and commenting while ‘watching’ or playing something on the other monitor and playing on my headphones.
I agree.
Real music died after Ur’s 3rd Dynasty.
That sounds almost flamenco-ish.
Heh. I listen to that all the time. He’s got a bunch of cool videos.
That guy is good.
Ok, that was worth a listen
“and then everybody stood and applauded!” /sarc
The Tao of the Penis?
It was a fucking joke! He didn’t have to embarrass me like that!
I just noticed your avatar is flipping me off! Damn this place gets nasty late at night.
It’s gonna get a little more….cozy, soon enough
Well, probably not you specifically.
Also, watch out for Fatty Bolger.
Sage advice, Mike. Sage advice.
You and your third dimension! It’s cute.
Did you say you were a grower, not a shower?
What kind of shower, now?
That’s the way you do it.
damn it.
Yeah, I heard the checks were for free…
Not again. Honestly thought he was saying “chicks”.
*something something mail order bride from Czechoslovakia in the 80s*
And then the lecture hall clapped.
That’s the way to do it.
Local news fapping away over Kennedy running for Senate.
He’s such an empty suit. A blank slate for idiots to project their hopes onto.
I predict he’ll handily defeat Markey because he too is an empty suit with no accomplishments, despite spending his entire adult life sucking off the public teat.
The young guy with no accomplishments but a famous name will beat the old guy with no accomplishments.