It’s one of those days. We’re moving into cold weather early, and I’m already entering hibernation mode. Meh. We’ll muddle through this.
A shout out to hayeksplosives.
Alabama woman tells Florida Man to hold her beer.
Well that certainly didn’t take long.
I have this weird quirk where I wake up every morning with a song playing in my head. There’s no rhyme, or reason as to which song. This is this mornings entry. Yesterday, it was the Star Spangled Banner.
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Evening Spudalicious, looks like you updated your Author bio.
I said I was going to steal it.
Lol at the Tesla shout-out.
Regarding the fevered Tesla reporting, there’s a distinct confirmation bias. Compare to how many ICE cars are in accidents daily.
Anyway I’m at 11k miles now and still loving it. Mr Splosives has been driving it since I broke my back but had to drive his Ford Escape yesterday. He grumbled the whole time and freely admitted to being Tesla-spoiled.
Regarding the fevered Tesla reporting, there’s a distinct confirmation bias.
Yeah, but not just the direction you are implying.
I don’t think that’s the only way he’s spoiled.
Hear hear!
Is this about the InstaPot?
Livestreaming this weekend’s Glibs meetup
The internet is the worst thing to happen to the internet.
Just wait
https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2019/10/04/ny-times-opinion-time-take-second-look-free-speech/
Go fuck yourself.
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/3973tfsllqw
????
I still listen to that album!
Recently, I handed my daughter a sealed box that I’ve kept under the bed for decades. It contained all the old concert T-shirts I amassed prior to getting married. It’s funny to see her sporting them around. Jimmy Page? Who’s that?
Unfortunately the sheet of blotter in the Dead shirt seeped through the rest…
Hmmm, that explains a few things.
wait till you learn about /sksksksksk
/and I oop
Thanks to an intrepid Glib, I already do. I know the girl was mocking, but I wanted to reach into the screen and throttle her anyway.
STOP!
Come on night shift!
Damn man… that’s cold.
I’m holding out. Late night Glibbing is best Glibbing.
Hey TPTB, can I get a cat butt over here?!?
Now, now–people want what they want. Don’t harsh on it, man!
*runs from the room crying*
Awww…Spuddy-buddy! Don’t cry, bruh!
This song seems appropriate.
In honor of Oktoberfest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11MOncimNQ
Allegedly, the most requested song for Oktoberfest is Sweet Caroline.
That’s because drunk people love to scream
“Bam Ba Ba”
The girlfriend thought this song was from Beerfest until she heard it at the Cleveland Oktoberfest, and I pulled up the videos of it.
Yep, and the other two favorites at beer fests….
Thank yuuuu!
My hands is shaking
“Hey Baby” and “Country Roads” are also popular.
Lots of American songs are popular.
Tomorrow is the last day of the festival.
Interested in looking for a meetup there in a couple of years? I think I’ve convinced the girlfriend, especially after she learned there’s cider tents.
Cider there? I didn’t know that.
Yes, an Oktoberfest meet-up is a capital idea.
The internet has said so, but I’m not sure how accurate that will be. She’s already complained about how crowded the tents appear to be.
The current plan is 2021 for the girlfriend and I to make it to Munich for Oktoberfest. Next summer the plan is to hit up Belgium and Northern Germany.
Go during the week, not the weekends. The tents can still fill up and get super-crowded, but if it happens, it happens much later in the day.
Both times I was there I was there opening weekend. The first time I completely skipped the festival during opening weekend. The second time I dropped in late on Sunday of opening weekend night. The tents were starting to clear out when I went and it wasn’t too bad when I was there.
2021 it is. I’ll plan on that.
Hier ist a band I’d like to see
That’s not Rammstein.
No, they’re better.
DEG: Really? NSFW at all.
But you can practice some German through the song.
I like Rammstein but Rammstein a) does not play Oktoberfest and b) despite growing up in the former East, are on the Left.
DEG: I’m more disappointed in the KMFDM shirt that has a hammer and sickle on it.
pssst…. your link was busted
https://vimeo.com/185244331
Still not safe for work.
NSFW!
Rammstein.
Shh listening to Sabaton.
Not bad. The women are hot.
Eisbrecher > Rammstein
Here, at MAGA Oktoberfests, the media would have you believe it is the Horst Wessel Song.
Dude, no one in the media has the foggiest notion what the Horst Wessel Lied is, or why it would be ‘problematic’. They are out chasing down ok signs and banning crazy 8s
I was worried that I didn’t bring enough tools to do service, and I am missing a few things packed in storage, but it still amounts to about 120 lb. of Technicians tools, I feel better knowing I won’t look like an idiot on Monday…
Also Great song choice Spud! I’m listening to Jazz right now, I’ll come back to it,
Kspc.org
Thanks! It’s what my brain put in there today.
I love Marc Cohn.
I feel better knowing I won’t look like an idiot on Monday…
Assumes facts not in evidence. :-p
j/k
So, who on here is Carlos Santana?
THREE MONOCLED EMOJIS?
I vote eGould310
Wrong Carlos Santana.
I thought you meant this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6omUxqhG78
So… going back to the most hated one hit wonder thread…
You don’t like Santana?
Musician? Not a fan. Indians baseball player? Fan.
But thinking about it more than a joke, whoever the hell did the Macarena song would be more hated.
Fair point.
“We’re moving into cold weather early”
I bought my deer hunting license today, season starts in a month but looks like some wet snow in a week. Time to look for the winter long handles, put the summer ones away.
Leave a couple for me, Mr. 172
Interesting: Omar Bradley was nearly killed in a friendly fire incident
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Lieutenant General Omar Bradley, commander of the U.S. II Corps, recalled that his column was attacked by American A-36s in Sicily. The tanks lit yellow smoke flares to identify themselves to their own aircraft but the attacks continued, forcing the column to return fire which resulted in the downing of one aircraft. A parachuting pilot from the downed A-36 was brought before Bradley. ‘You stupid sonofabitch!!’ Bradley fumed. ‘Didn’t you see our yellow recognition signals!?’ The pilot replied ‘Oh, is that what that was?’.
***
[head desk]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_friendly_fire_incidents
In the late 80’s “memes” generally consisted of photocopies of something someone had taken the time to type out. I remember getting a copy of one that was undoubtedly pulled together from some Vietnam Vets and it was called “Murphy’s Laws of Combat.” I still remember a few of them, but one of them for certain:
There were some others, too, like “Tracers work both ways” and I’m too lazy to see if it’s on the internet somewhere.
Happy surprises in homebrewing world. Opening up an unlabeled bottle in the fridge, and finding out it’s a nut brown ale. I’m currently plotting out the beers to make for Thanksgiving, and I’m thinking Porter and Cream Ale for the two taps.
Just started a cherry mead.
I hope to get several sour ales started in the next month or so.
Since I’ve been trying to drop weight, I haven’t been hitting my homebrew as much. This has led to a fairly large stockpile of meads, wines, and the like that are sitting in the basement right now. There’s been a running joke the past couple of years that I still have a Pomegranate Lambic on tap, and a Cherry Lambic that’s been sitting on cherries for over three years now (I read an article about aging on cherries long enough that the flesh of the cherries gets eaten by the cultures, and some almond flavor from the seeds gets introduced).
I had the carboy, and it’s just sitting down there.
and some almond flavor from the seeds gets introduced
Cherries, like most stone fruits, contain a wee bit of cyanide in the pits.
Same as apple seeds. But I’m fairly certain that it will be a non-lethal alcoholic beverage, I’ll reassess if the pits are all completely dissolved.
The articles I read indicate that cherry pits yield .17% HCN by mass, ld50 is between 50-200 mg, to be conservative (ld50 isn’t a threshhold for toxicity after all) call 40 mg seriously risky. .17% so .0017 * mass of the stones 23.5 grams of stones would dump 40 mg HCN into your carboy.
Sours thankfully have a self limit as to how much you can drink. I went to a local bar (previously brewery) that did a sour day release (samples from rare bottles). We had to space with regular pints.
That cherry mead sounds phenomenal.
SP: If you’re interested in experiments, I have splits of coffee mead and iced tea mead. And it sounds like you could deal with a lemon wine quite well.
Should be ready to drink in 5 or 6 months.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGFZWQTXYAAEYIe.jpg
I don’t want to know.
Dude, how on earth did you come up with that?
I don’t want to know THAT
He follows Matt Welch on twitter.
That’s it, I’m out of here!
I actually got asked the same question on another forum when I reposted the link from the comments to MS’s post about the Ghanaian preacher and his wife’s buttocks.
I didn’t send them a link here.
Rod Marsh is one of the greatest wicketkeepers of all time. He was the incumbent for the Australian test sides during much of my childhood.
Petroleum Jelly. Wicketkeeper. There is a sticky wicket joke in there somewhere.
I think it’s fair to say, they had us at “Rod”
I can’t imagine why Greece is such a basket-case.
It’s amazing that Venezuela leapt ahead of Greece into total meltdown.
Since one of the last comments on the old thread was “minimalists”, Ill drag this over here. From AbsolutelyFabulous:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhYi229qPXQ
LOLOL
One of my favorite sit-coms.
Guilty pleasure song—https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4A5XuMz_Tw
It’s Roberta Flack singing Killing Me Softly (so you won’t have to guess)
Those of y’all old enough to have some regrets might sympathize
Guilty pleasure song? Hm, so many to pick from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52–FKUQgU
I don’t feel guilty at all about liking this song.
Even better
I liked at Seventeen by Janice Ian, very emotional for me,
I lent my Janice Ian CD to my daughter when she was 17. I never got the CD back.
That song taught you the truth?
Lacking in the Social Grace’s……
Speaking of Roberta Flack.
I like the Hendrix homage around 2’51”
I have too many guilty pleasure songs.
I don’t really have much. Now guilty pleasure movies… that’s another story.
Asian Street Hookers 6.
5 was so derivative.
I will admit that I own the entire Friday the 13th series (minus the last reboot), Nightmare on Elm Street series (including the last reboot), Tales From the Crypt series (looking forward to the new reboot), Planet of the Apes series (fuck that last reboot), and the V original miniseries.
POTA, original 5, I got em and Love em,
“they will dissect you, and kill you, in that order”
I liked the V original miniseries.
That reminds me:
Wizards and Warriors
But I will NEVER reveal my secret shame.
Upsettingly enough the V Original Series was only released on DVD as two parts (first four as the miniseries, the fifth as the conclusion).
And fuck Michael Knight.
Just for another classic actor: William Shatner.
<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Moon_Junction"Two Moon Junction
Don’t judge me.
I know you will.
Fuck a duck.
Have you discussed your duck fetish with anyone? I’m not judging. I just want to make sure you’re okay.
Poor Duck
My new hobby. I never knew!
FTFY!
/tries to dodge the lance.
I figure she’s just a George Kennedy fan.
Serial killing rubber ducks is not a fetish. It’s a hobby.
George Kennedy and birds is apparently a thing.
It’s alright Mojeaux. I own Moulin Rouge.
You can pass that off as avant garde, tho.
It stands out a bit in my collection, look at the list above. I then also have the Hellraisers up to 6 (the original is still my favorite), the full Saw collection, and the full Child’s Play collection.
But it did remind me to bring up Trick ‘r Treat to watch for the Halloween season.
I assume you like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s performance?
Wrong version, but I expect that from you Ted’s.
I figured you were talking about the more recent Moulin Rouge; I was just having a bit of fun with you. (And it gave me a chance to post that link.)
Trivia: The first version of Chicago was actually a silent picture.
And I expect no less of you Ted S.
Again, I appreciate it, and respect it.
Another movie blogger runs an annual blogathon called Against the Grain where bloggers participate by picking one movie that has a very high rating but you dislike, and one movie that has an extremely low rating but you like. I’ve participated for the past four years, and my choices for the latter half (everyone else hates but I enjoy) are all of the “so bad they’re a hell of a lot of fun” type:
Untamed Youth (Mamie Van Doren in a movie about the abuse of juvenile prison labor)
Night of the Lepus
Endless Love</strong (1981), and
The Concorde: Airport ’79
Gah, forgot to close a strong tag.
Endless Love, I loved it…..
And Oscar-nominated, albeit Lionel Richie getting the nomination for writing the title song.
Richie would later win an Oscar.
#metoo
Too many to possibly pick one.
‘’Splosives, can you summon your Tesla? That’s been causing some amusement
Yeah, works great.
Silicone Saturday waits for no one!
http://archive.li/Eo6sg
Which do you recommend for a fucked up back?
20 looks crazy enough to just let you lay back and have her way with you.
Too many stupid tattoos.
^^^This!
Dammit, massive tattoos are for uhglee peoples. One or two, fine; After that you’re destroying God’s work. I’ve got two stupid tats that are getting removed as soon as I get some extra, extra cash. I don’t want the coroner saying, “What the fuck was this guy thinking?” Who am I kidding, the cremation will take care of it.
I don’t want the coroner saying, “What the fuck was this guy thinking?” Who am I kidding, the cremation will take care of it.
I think the coroner will see you first.
Maybe he’s going to go out like Sam McGee vía cremation.
Ditto, only one and it’s not stupid. However, given the prevalence of ink now, if I had to choose today, I wouldn’t.
That’s becoming way too common these days.
in regards to the comments about Louis C. K. in the last thread, I’ll just leave this here. Very NSFW.
https://www.nickdip.com/breath-of-fresh-air
I get an error message.
Hmm. Works for me. Try:
http://www.nickdip.com
Same error message:
You can’t possibly tell me this wasn’t intentional.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-tries-out-pretty-braided-20394747
SHIT
Alien penis?
Wrong gender.
You ain’t missing much, standard angry shock comic – “Jussie Smollet should kill himself..oh your not laughing you must be a pants shitting lib”
Paging Ted S
The point being there are very few comedians willing to go there these days.
Works for me, but try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aIdNexGjw0
#metoo!
Seriously, me too. It started a couple years ago. It’s weird as hell. They are usually good songs, so it’s not so bad. But it’s weird that the very first conscious thought I have every morning is a song playing in my head.
Been going on for years. And it’s never at the beginning, always somewhere in the middle.
Same here. It’s usually, but not always the chorus. But, yeah. Never at the beginning.
I don’t get actual songs. Just random synth lines like I’m trying to compose something.
Three months in the Bolivian altiplano with the wind in my ears 24 hour per day and Joe Walsh started Rocky Mountain Way over and over and over in my ears. I could hear every note clear as a bell. After a week it quit. Whew…relief. Then, two days later, Marshall Tucker started singing Fire On The Mountain.
Extended periods of white noise can do weird things to your head. Using a white noise machine to sleep?
*Braces for inevitable jokes about redneck musicians and white noise
Does my wife’s nagging count as white noise?
I keed, I keed.
me too.
Lately it has been Confederate Railroad’s “Trashy Women”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfXs0m32A8E
I have a Russian Blue and I would be very proud of him for this.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7538227/Cat-needs-glucose-drip-mating-five-females-single-night.html
From the comments:
I guess they haven’t experienced the ‘Meow2 movement’.
My favorite quote again:
Wasn’t the cat put on a glucose drip because he was malnourished since the pet hotel didn’t feed him?
I missed that part. I’m making light of it, but it sounds like the “hotel” was run extremely poorly.
Something similar happened before
Staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire were surprised to discover that they suddenly had a huge increase in pregnant guinea pigs on their hands – until they discovered the culprit.
A male guinea pig, aptly nicknamed Randy, had somehow made his way into the female enclosure and was found among the other rodents.
Staff had noticed that Randy had lost weight but did not realise why until they discovered that him, happy as Larry, among females.
They soon found out that 100 of their guinea pigs were pregnant and with each mother producing a litter of about four each, Randy could soon be the father of 400.
Fun fact: Russian Blues are the only cats that play fetch. I had one. it used to drive me nuts wanting to play fetch all of the time.
It’s pretty damn ridiculous that every fire department in the country will need one of these.
Hydrogen seems less dangerous.
If you’re not already taking DHEA, you’re an idiot.
“Can you love two women at the same time?”
“How long do I have in between?”
Dammit, that was supposed to be after the cat article.
Whatever the fuck ever.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/1ccb4ee9f9c71428e1784dfd769ab04e/tumblr_n0ecvnBHvt1trjsmmo1_250.gif
I always hang out with two of them….
For 15 to 20 years now.
For at least a year, after that supplements article.
Well, I’m sure that’s not the only reason, but what does it do?
It’s a prohormone, primarily for testosterone. I’ve found it has excellent utility.
I only very quickly “researched” it, but the possible side affects are rather unpleasant.
For boosting acne?
Spot the Not: James Joyce
1. The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea
2. he shat and farted a Sistine Chapel
3. usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside
4. Poop of a lovely
5. a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole
6. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!
James Joyce definitely has coprophilia regardless of the Not.
3?
I’m not cultured enough to play.
Joyce was Irish. Culture doesn’t enter into it.
/Throws up his small percentage of Mick heritage.
Fuck you cunte!
/pours two shots of Irish Whiskey
/expects Jarflax to shoot it.
/walks down to kitchen, does shot of Bushmill’s
back in a minute
Ok, do we fight now? or sing sad songs about fighting the English?
Your avatar slightly changed somehow. A little brighter?
LOL. I very briefly changed it earlier tonight and reuploaded it afterwards, I guess something changed in the process.
* goes down to basement to grab a shot of Bushmills in solidarity…finds bottle empty courtesy of drunken brother who visited recently. spots unopened bottle of Jameson…walks away.*
An open bottle of Jameson is an empty bottle of Jameson.
Damn it Jarflax. I said Irish Whiskey, not Limey whiskey.
/pours two double shots,
Papist!
Best slur.
Sorry Jarflax:
I was raised Catholic, but gave it up pre-Confirmation. I’m an ordained Agnostic, and have the framed state certificate on the bar in my basement.q
/tries to throw a punch at Jarflax
I gave up Catholicism long before you!
I gave up Catholicism too, but it was post-Confirmation. I was Confirmed in the seventh or eighth grade, and I was done with Catholicism while I was attending Catholic high school.
I’m agnostic as well, I just think papist is an amusing slur. Probably because I grew up in a very Catholic neighborhood as a half Jewish half (insert Mom’s flavor of fundamentalism of the month here) kid who was very over the whole thing. I know the nasty details of the history, but it is still a funny one to me, and I do not ever actually mean to derogate anyone’s faith.
2 is the not. I made that up.
No winners, here is your destructor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMtjj7AxxiU
From the sidebar to the Alabama Woman story:
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/kent-state-university/kent-state-sorority-house-214083
I haven’t seen Not a Naked Intruder around here lately, I guess he’s been busy.
Lost a bet?
That’s not the brightest pervert. Of course, she did graduate.
What do you call a beautiful woman who’s a crackshot, a pilot, a wingwalker and a concert pianist?
Stressed, broke, and single.
El oh El.
Vs. also a beautiful woman who’s funny, comes from a rich family, is an expert painter and has perfect jugs?
For the record, I hate the phrase, “Sworn Officers”.
Dude! I’m right here–totally not perving out
For the most part…
/props to the guy for adopting my ethos
Wait, what?! Are you messing with me? I could have sworn I’ve seen you as Chicken Caesar Digby and NaNI posting around the same time periods. Or am I completely wrong and am just that fried?
Anecdote: Even after a few years of lurking at TOS I still thought Warty was just SF’s alter-ego. Only after I had started posting and asked about it did I finally understand. Took a lot of ribbing over that one.
I did have something of a combo of both names and an avatar a while back. But, I haven’t ever double posted.
Okay, I never did understand Warty.
Splain plz?
Old commenter from TOS, as in, was around faaaar longer ago than myself, maybe near the beginning of TOS, not sure. He still pops his head in here but it’s very rare now from what I’ve seen. Warty is the manliest of all men. So much so that SF has devoted a huge chunk of his blog devoted to some fanfiction(?) in his honor. I linked to it last night.
P.S. Never accept an invitation to his basement.
To jog your memory: https://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/rejectedvalentines/BoltVanderhuge_stalker.jpg
Nah, he had a different picture. It was a naked guy with glowing eyes caught on somebody’s exterior home night cam. He never commented too often but he was around pretty regularly for at least a year. Or was that you too? I’m so confused…
Guilty, as charged: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7108977.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Naked-man-with-Reagan-mask-slinks-around-a-house-in-the-night.jpg
It’s a whole convoluted story of changing handles at TOS the day I got the invite here, and figuring, after a while, that I should go back t the familiar…
Yeah.
Ah, so I HAVEN’T completely lost it. Still, I never put that together. Shit man, I have hard enough of a time as is keeping track of who’s without with the handle-hopping. Stop that!
😉
I’m with TH. I never made the connection.
Damn….I’m like the Invisible Boy up in here.
/don’t look at me
Is that why you run around naked? You think you’re invisible and nobody will notice?
Thanks, Mike. I was worried I was the only one.
But, I’m NOT a naked intruder!
The solution, said Greenpeace senior nuclear specialist Shaun Burnie, “ultimately can only be long-term storage and processing.”
I’d trust Greenpeace on this topic.
Right.
Sure.
In old news that I just discovered:
The Northern Territory’s unofficial tourism slogan “CU in the NT” – now adorning tee-shirts and car stickers across Darwin – has caused a furore in the Top End.
The slogan’s passing nod to the deeply offensive swear word has divided the community.
Some people love it, some people hate it. And while the C-word might be a frequent part of Darwin’s common vernacular, many city dwellers don’t want it shoved in their and their children’s faces.
So Darwin Council this week used its bylaws to ban “CU in the NT” products from tropical markets held on public lands at Mindil beach and Nightcliff.
I hope the powers that be tell them to fuck off.
Cunts the lot of ’em
Crikey!
Mostly unrelated, I lived in Darwin for 2 years in the late ’70s.
I visited Darwin a few years ago. The aviation museum was interesting. I went out of town to Litchfield National Park which has some nice waterfalls.
How come nobody is offended by FCUK?
Because FCUK you, that’s why.
obligatory
Friendship Unity Caring Kindness from SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iDOCLOqFyw
WHY
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/walkers-brussels-sprouts-crisps-back-20410708
If I want to taste vomit, I’ll eat the real thing.
Kinky.
♬ Everything’s better with vomit…on it!
/thing my dad used to sing before dinner
To the “Bluebonnet Margarine” jingle?
FWIW I meant Brussels sprouts. Blech.
Hey, get your own Shtick, being wrong about things is mine.
cut in half, toss in EVOO and sea salt, scatter on a cookie sheet, broil at 425 for half hour or so, until a crispy outer layer forms.
Yum!
Even the kids love ’em.
Oh yeah. The ready availability of fresh Brussels sprouts has revolutionized the veggie from back when it was a frozen brick of yuck from green giant.
This guy gets it.
OK, that sounds good but the entire family of related vegetables has always induced gagging for me. I did learn to tolerate broccoli – barely.
Roasted is the only way I’ll eat any of those.
Good call.
I add a shallot or two, thinly sliced, and hit them with balsamic vinegar before serving.
Perfection.
Hey, Brussels sprouts sauteed in fat and butter and covered in melted gouda are almost edible.
I thought a Brussels sprout was Greta Thunberg?
She’s a Swedish pancake, minus the sweet.
offspring of the EU. Chalk up another failed joke 🙁
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the EU. I’m an ‘Murhican shitlord. National sovereignty, all the way.
I like brussels sprouts, but I wouldn’t eat brussels sprouts chips.
Ever had kale chips? “Mmmm, chlorophyll.”
I have a surplus of zucchini. Sliced thinly. With enough olive oil, salt, and pepper. Grilled until crispy.
They can actually be pretty good.
That I can eat.
I fry it with those same flavor enhancers. Pretty good.
This is a fantastic illustration.
Pikers.
Try Lay’s Chinese flavors.
http://www.lays.com.cn/enjoy_classic.php?index=1
And that’s before getting to Extruded Pellets…
Best when served to the rabbit first, then cooked in a big pot full of dumplings.
A song better than one you like.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=9Zan2BqlAmA
That’s a good un.
What are you, 43?
Perhaps. Perhaps not.
I will say that my sis saw these guys in the NMSU student union long before they were big.
Also:
https://invidio.us/watch?v=s4QL0L9fgbg
Not fair. I love that song.
I’ve had the acorn squash spread out in the sun drying. Gonna have some toasted seed snack later! Good stuff.
The seeds, I meant! Squash is ready for instant pot magic.
Tonight I had roasted acorn squash with fennel cooked with sausage. I had no idea I liked fennel.
Stuffed peppers look and smell like vomit but taste delicious.
Dude, let me send you my recipe for Kashmiri Rogan Josh. Fennel heavy and amazing in taste and texture.
LOVE THAT AVATAR!
#metoo!
Am I doing this right? 🙂
Sure, you are. I’m embracing my middle aged librarian/engineer by day and cosplayer by night persona.
#methree
It has a sexy librarian look to it.
Thanks, DEG.
Thanks, sweetie!
Can an actual picture of the person really be called an avatar?
Well, Avatar rolls off the tongue easier than “profile pic”
There’s a little ‘tude in that look.
As Jeremy irons memorably stated in “Reversal of Fortune”
You have no idea
?
“So…about that library fine you owe. There are other ways to take care of it.”
You know that’s right!
Fennel seed pork chops are really good.
https://cookandcount.wordpress.com/2015/07/18/italian-pork-chops-with-fennel/
You know who else is experiencing instant pot magic?
Cheech and Chong?
He’ll be here all week!
Charlotte and Wilbur?
Not me on my last trip to Amsterdam. Edibles aren’t instant.
https://www.leafly.com/strains/sfv-og
I was a little surprised the THC level is that low. It’s pretty good.
The variety of choices is baffling. I tried an edible recently (10mg?). It worked beautifully to knock down some righteous muscle pain, but I certainly wasn’t stoned.
How the hell do you choose?
TRY THEM ALL!
^
I’ve considered doing pot reviews but then I smoke the pot and lose all motivation.
^ The Circle Of High Life ^
Trigger Hippie: I’d appreciate it for the times I travel to locations that have recreational marijuana legalized. (BTW, I’ve found the best value was whatever was on sale in the Vegas locations $10 for 12 edibles).
Seconded and for the same reason.
The business is really interesting. Can’t wait for my stupid state to just legalize the stuff.
A local boy was just convicted of a bunch of counts of lying on about drugs on his ATF forms when buying a couple dozen guns over the last couple of years. They also got him for making straw purchases, but it was the drugs that got him noticed first.
Tundra: My life includes some really strange things. I got handed a joint at a family gathering because my relatives had to worry about drug tests.
Huh, if there’s that much interest, maybe I will. I get a handful of strains to select from every time and those strains are always changing every few weeks or so. I’m lucky/shady/stupid enough that after twenty-five years of not living within the complete confines of legality I’ve managed to establish some very reliable connections west of the Mississippi who produce high quality stuff.
Kinnath: I don’t get it. What was he lying about?
Neph: that’s not strange. Sounds like good old fashioned hospitality to me!
TH: it really would be interesting to read what you have learned.
Kinnath: I don’t get it. What was he lying about?
Probably about using drugs. The 4473 has a blurb on it that even if the state you reside in has legalized marijuana, marijuana is still illegal at the Federal level.
I think I’m the only glib who doesn’t have an insta pot
I don’t either.
Not me.
I do have a regular pressure cooker and it’s excellent.
You are not. Those people are members of a cult.
Have you heard about Crossfit?
Are you a vegan? No? Would you like to know more?
Please share!
said no one ever
My child would starve without it. When my wife is out of town I mean.
That’s what Ramen is for.
Or those new-fangled things called restaurants.
Yeah right, like I’m going to sit alone in a restaurant with an autistic kid, or eat ramen noodles.
Nope. Those things can be used to blow people up.
I’m sure your house contains many things that fit that description.
Maybe…
Is that what kids are calling e-vaping?
We have one. It’s awesome.
And I don’t have to touch it, it magically makes food for us.
It’s cool enough here to roast the seeds in the oven now here.
I want to give my kid a makeover soooooo badly. *sigh*
If they’re anything like me, they’ll immediately go as far to the opposite route as they can.
Get a stupid haircut and nose ring. Your kid will do the opposite.
Or alternatively
4 years ago I shaved my head.
donating hair? cancer solidarity thing?
I’m betting on skull cap tattoo.
Hair bankruptcy.
1) Very thick, long hair.
2) Bad dye job.
3) Very very dry and damaged hair.
4) Hot July and heavy DIY outside.
So I’m outside with my thick-ass, long hair and I’m sweating like a pig. I stuck a hose running cold water up against my head and the water NEVER TOUCHED MY SCALP.
Was not going to have a whole summer of that, so…bye bye hair.
I looked awful. So I wore a hot pink head wrap tied in super cute ways, gypsy earrings, and people were so NIIIIICE to me. EVERYBODY was so nice to me then I finally figured out people thought I had cancer.
I’m sorry for guffawing at that!
~snort~
~giggle~
I loved how it FELT, but my head looked like the ass of a naked mole. My husband was not pleased, where “not pleased” equals his version of furious. I didn’t get laid for a while.
Looked good growing out though. Got to see it at different lengths in different styles. Figure out my natural hair color is still strawberry blonde, but you can’t tell because it’s 30% white.
My husband was not pleased, where “not pleased” equals his version of furious. I didn’t get laid for a while.
Huh. Here I thought guys doing that was a joke.
In his defense, I was definitely a boner-killer.
” I didn’t get laid for a while.”
You should have tried a slutty wig.
In his defense, I was definitely a boner-killer.
Hmm…
“people thought I had cancer”
So I was half right.
I used to have shoulder length hair and wizard beard. I loved it.
Yeah, sorta, but it took me a while to figure out why suddenly I was deserving of such cheer from strangers.
I shaved my head once. Very bad idea. Hair covers a lot of sins.
I used to have hair down to my waist. Balding convinced me to shave it, there’s not many other options at that point.
Just sayin, Neph
You should have tucked up your hair under your hat and said “imagine that- me workin’ for you?!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeT5otk2R1g
trshmnstr:
I have some sense of shame. My dad did still does the ruff around the edges to this day. I’ll stick to growing the beard out.
Derpetolgist: I already work in IT. Have you seen what most of us look like? I own polo shirts, that makes me high class.
“Derpetolgist: I already work in IT. Have you seen what most of us look like?”
I know, I know.
When I was in college, people tried to buy drugs from me twice a week.
Yeah, I looked like that.
So business was slow?
I’ve been shaving my head for over fifteen years. In my early twenties I developed a wicked widow’s peak and said screw it. I’m lucky that I have a thin, angular head and small ears and my dome doesn’t really do that peanut thing, so I think it works well enough. Now if only I didn’t have scars, dents in my skull, a slighty crooked nose…
Oh!
And that’s another thing!
I got a fucking SUNBURN on my HEAD! Had to wear a cap when I was tooling around the house, which was just as bad as hair.
Mojeaux: I’m currently sitting here with sunburn on half my face (and head), I’m annoyed that my friends wanted patio seats instead of seats inside. I’m currently a cut rate Two-Face.
Bitchin’!
I’ve been buzzing my disgusting thick hair to the scalp since around 2000. It’s so refreshing. I won’t actually shave again because it’s too much effort.
/lazy
I didn’t like the shaved look, but I kept a #2 buzz cut for 3-4 years.
1/2 guard and all of my scars are on my arms and legs.
My wife gently suggested when we got married that I no longer needed to get a high and tight. Now I do a #2 on the side and #4 on top instead of #0 and #2.
Courtship = Boot camp, Marriage = deployment?
Mine was not SHAVED shaved.
It was a #3.
I haven’t paid for a haircut since I was 16. Since then it was either let it grow, or shave it off when I got too old. There were some very entertaining argument with Skins back when I still had the long hair.
Hah! No BAH marriage for us. Got married long after I got of the Guards. Just never got a new haircut style. If I had my druthers, I’d get a straight razor whitewall h&t once a week.
My criteria for getting a haircut now is when it takes more than a couple of seconds to rinse shampoo out of my hair.
Hawt.
“Get a stupid haircut…”
I got one today. Every haircut I get now looks stupid. Stupid male pattern baldness.
I should be good for the next 4-6 months.
At a wedding where I know a sum total of 6 people, and one is my wife and two are under the age of 5. Boreddddddddddddd
Give the toddlers sips of your beer until they get trashed.
Bribe the DJ to let you take over. Then play death metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg
I like the cut of your jib.
Oh, by the way, four of them are vegans. Have I mentioned they are vegans? In case you’re curious, they’re vegans. Oh, and just to let you know, they’re vegans.
How do you know if someone is Vegan/Jewish/a pilot/feminist
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
/old joke
Open Bar?
If not, then you went to the wrong reception.
Open bar, but I have a 50 mile drive to the hotel, so I tapered off an hour ago.
I figured that’s why the wife was there, or is she the drinker now? Who’s family is it for?
Her friend, so she gets the drinks. I get to stop at the hotel bar on the way up to the room.
Oof. Sorry man. May the hotel bar at least have a decent selection.
Seconded.
Shit, I’m not even drunk and the website is telling me I’m posting too fast. Maybe I should get drunk?
/tosses DEG a pour of rye.
No need to toss me Rye. I have some White Rye.
DEG:
I do have this rye in my basement (and glass).
Yummy
Request U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”.
Nice!Evil. I like it.Bang one of the bridesmaids.
Hmm… threesome? He is married.
*gets wife another drink *
Two weeks from now I’m being dragged to a wedding where I will know two people. My gf and some dude from college I haven’t seen in two+ decades. Yay.
The enticement to get me to go was too good to turn down. *sigh*
So… laid and you don’t have to drive?
Enjoy it!
Yes+, yes, ?
Good day at the gun show. ?
Boating trip tomorrow?
Lake hunting with a large magnet, think about it…
*Strokes chin, contemplatively*
So if people could indicate on their weapons who the owner was, and I have a large secret storage place… I could be like a physical cloud drive for gunz. I see a market for this.
Oh yeah, great idea, some waterproofing….
and Fishing!
Yes, waterproofing and fishing! And beer and tits; Or buns and pecs, if you prefer.
A lake cruise gun storage party.
What did you get?
I shouldn’t be doing it, but I’m bidding on this. Americans don’t own enough of the world’s guns.
A holster, a pistol rug, and an ar47 pistol. ? yes, really.
Nice!
Naive question: why isn’t an FFL needed to transfer that gun?
Its receiver was manufactured pre-1899.
Nice. But ammo? All the surplus has dried up. on those, hasn’t it?
The rifle was set up for Mk VI .303 British, which no one makes anymore. It should fire Mk VII .303 safely. The only thing the Brits did to Lee-Enfields in service when Mk VII was introduced was change the sights.
Some Long Lees (MLE Mk I and MLE Mk I*) were converted to the SMLE pattern and some were converted to the Charger Loading (CLLE) pattern, but any Long Lee should be able to handle the pressure of Mk VII as I understand it.
The surplus Mk VII has dried up but there are companies still making new .303 British ammunition.
I have a lot of surplus Mk VII (Greek HXP and South African) left over from when surplus .303 was still around. I expect when I run out, I’ll either start reloading or use the new commercial produced ammunition.
I shot some f the new commercial ammo. Kinda wimpy.
I had a small supply of surplus….Greek?….I cant remember, but that stuff was pretty zippy.
I. found the same is true with the left over German stuff. I have umpteen shitloads of the Yugo 8×57 from ’43, ’44 and that stuff delivers. I bought some new commercial 8×57 and I am pretty sure I have a slingshot that shoots harder than that stuff.
What I liked most about the Enfields was their tack driving accuracy. On my Mausers the sights all needed pretty drastic adjustment, but the English rifles….spot on.
I haven’t shot any of the new commercial .303, but I’ve heard good things about S&B.
I have some FNM 7.5mm Swiss that is terrible. Scuttlebutt on gun forums at about the time I bought it (maybe ten years ago?) was that it was loaded so that it would be safe to chamber in Schmidt-Rubins designed for the GP90 version of 7.5mm Swiss. I don’t know of anyone that tried shooting FNM 7.5mm Swiss through an early Schmidt-Rubin.
At the time, Norma was making 7.5mm Swiss that was pretty close to GP-11 in quality, but the Norma ammunition was expensive.
I still find GP-11 on GunBroker. I buy it when I can. PPU and Hornady now make 7.5mm Swiss. I have some PPU but haven’t shot it yet.
As far as I know, British .303 (land-land) is the same caliber as U.S. .308 (groove-groove), so if you reload you can just use .308 bullets. Almost every other country uses land-groove.
No no no no no. .303 British is actually 0.312 diameter bullets, .308 Remington bullets are 0.308.
Putting the .308 bullets in a .312 barrel means the bullet wont engage the rifling and just rattle down the barrel and fly off in God knows where. Putting 0.312 bullets in the .308 barrel is going to cause the pressure to rise fairly dramatically.
You have to slug the bore before reloading in order to find out what size bullet to use.
If I remember correctly, Suthen is right, .303 British uses .312 bullets.
I’ve got a non-fiction greentext I’m saving for the Night Shift. It involves a burial.
What’s a Green text?
4chan story, text is green when using > before each line. Usually denotes a user telling a story. They are never anything you want to know of, but for some reason cannot resist reading. Think SF.
Example: https://imgur.com/RPiMFax
4chan story.
Wait, what’s the story? This isn’t the PM thread?
The Japan based Glibs, Nightshifters, and Insomniacs have been having after hours circle jerks of late, Mostly comprising of each one asking the others if they are still awake – “Who’s up?” “Where my late light glibby’s at?” “Man, I wish The Hyperbole were around” – that kind of thing.
Don’t be jealous.
Cacciatore and Sir Digby have a man crush on each other.
Where’s My Tres?
Yeah, you and Tres like each other entirely too much. It sullies our reputation as misanthropes.
A good sullying is OK. Well, for glibs…
It’s paradoxical that way.
you want in, bruh? There’s always room for
jelloSpud.A Late Night Glibs love is different than that of a square…
Oooohh….we need that merch!
The Night Shift: It’s Got What Glibs Crave (TM)
The Night Shift–Like, Out tha Toilet?
Bring it on! I had the septic tank pumped on Thursday.
Euphemism…? I mean, we do get obscure around here.
Bringing the A game, huh?
My warmup has been a Spiffing Brit marathon and copious amounts of vodka.
Sounds pretty A+
It’s a wonderfully balanced channel with no possible exploits.
Make sure you’re sat back, comfortable, enjoying a warm cup of tea.
“Thinking back to a time in my life where I loved Jimmy Kimmel and hated Joe Rogan because I thought Joe ruined The Man Show.”
https://twitter.com/JustinWhang/status/1180241227666595840
#metoo
I hate Joe Rogan because he’s like the Kim Kardashian of talk shows. Famous for being famous and bores me to death.
I watched the entire interview he did with Alex Jones.
“ALIENZ!!!”
“YOU BETTER CHOKE ME OUT!!!”
It was a moment in my life.
I only know Joe Rogan from NewsRadio. ??♂️
I know Joe from UFC and MeatEater. He was actually pleasant on MeatEater.
#metoo
Roseanne Barr is a nut, JRE last night, what a Trainwreck,
The Nazis are coming. At least they have neat planes.
On that note, I spent the day with the fam hiking around Maymont in Richmond after going to brunch. It was fun. But I cam across a sticker that seemed to indicate a
AntiPro-Fa presence. Apparently ICE, the police (generally) and MAGA hats are on par with actual Nazis according to the group that is composed of people that act like actual Nazis. Self-awareness? They have none.Neat planes? True
https://youtu.be/QD3JWVSkDuU
Calling antifa out as pro-fa needs to be a thing, post haste.
T-shirts with “Fuck antifa = pro-fa” sounds good.
Neat? Have you ever been in one of those fokkers? I tried sitting in one at an airshow. It is like stuffing yourself in a shoebox. They were terrible.
There was no bailing out of one of those things. If the plane was hit the pilot went down with it. I cant remember for sure but I think they told me the pilot could not open the canopy from the inside.
Ugly scenes in Greece as Communist rioters burn American flag, fight with cops and throw paint on statue of Harry Truman in protest at Secretary of State’s visit
Isn’t Greece completely bankrupt?
Yes. But for ECB rollover of their debt, over and over, it would be obvious to everyone.
I thought eurozone bailed them out?
With who’s money?
I’m watching “Gordon Ramsey: Uncharted”. I really like it. He’s much better when he’s not being a douche.
I’ve never found him to be a douche. The hospitality industry is rough and filled with scumbags. I think he has earned the right to treat the people in that business as what they are considering he forged an empire out of their lowly trade.
The whole “douche” thing is an act for Fox, AFAICT.
His style runs exactly opposite to mine. Screaming at subordinates is douchey to me.
^ this ^
And I really don’t understand getting enjoyment watching him belittle other people who are only trying to better themselves. He’s a douche of the highest order.
It’s an act he uses for a couple Fox shows. He doesn’t use it for Master Chef or any of the British shows that I’ve seen.
Why? Well, ratings I guess. But why do people like to watch that? Hell, why did people like to watch Jackass?
There’s no accounting for taste.
Hell’s Kitchen is a guilty pleasure. It is carefully casted with mostly miscreants who richly deserve being screamed at.
I have to admit to never watching it. I assume the yelling isn’t as much a part of the show as the commercials make it look.
Shut up, you hairy ball bitch!
Or if you prefer Armstrong and Miller…
I don’t understand. When has Ramsey not been a cunte?
We’ll take Alberta.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49899113
Some Canadian ex-pat coworkers have told me that if I like Texas (which I do), then I’d like Alberta.
I noticed while I was planning my last trip up to the Maritimes, that while I was researching what beers I could buy where, that every one of the Maritime beer makers distributes to Alberta. “We distribute to Nova Scotia and Alberta.” “We distribute to New Brunswick and Alberta.” “We distribute to the Maritimes and Alberta.” Apparently Alberta’s booze laws are not restrictive.
I was there in July. Absolutely loved it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwKpbGZe5Y
You must gib titpix
https://imgur.com/JALe1QR
NSFW.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/98cf2457a43ddf37724db8eef11cd833/tumblr_mld7stAlO81rb8tmvo1_500.gif
NSFW.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/e2bc6e64312a890791a7a9204a85a081/tumblr_mj3jpnl2WM1rvb7coo1_400.gif
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/pg2gney
NSFW.
#3
Would.
Not a bad collection
Too much panties….
The perfect breasts are those which are in your hands.
Sadly, mine are barely a-cups. And the nipples are hairy.
You all are all Canadian! I’m out!
/did I do that right?
Well, not if you’re leaving
I’m not Canadian, I’m Glibertarian, our World exists in our own head, and here….
I’m not your buddy, guy.
I’m not your guy, pal.
You’re a Towel!
I’m not your pal, friend.
I’m not your friend, buddy.
I’ll bet do don’t play guitar Buddy! Guy!
Junior? Wells?
…and there too.
OMG. Gretta is coming to North Dakota.
March right into oil country. I’m sure the folks there grinding out a living in that wasteland will love you.
I suppose it’s worth it to lefties to “own the smelly walmart people”
she’ll fit right in with the other FAS victims on the rez.
*sizzling sound*
She is going to North Dakota in October to preach global warming?
How dare you?!?!
Yep. To give her support to a group of activists who want to stop oil and natural gas from being extracted from the ground…to, you know…heat their homes.
Is she going to do it in January?
OK, Tulsi fans. Defend this if you can. 😛
But she’s cute though…
I’ve driven through that Res heading from Casper to Bismark. I know I am supposed to either rave about the communal spirit or rag on the filthy drunks, but honestly every time I drive across a reservation in the Northern Plains/mountain west it looks pretty much like all the non-res ranch land around, maybe the trucks are a couple years older, but not a lot of difference. And the friendliest staff in a gas station I’ve every dealt with was in the Blackfeet Res.
In my experience, I’d agree…about the open country. But get into some of the towns and it gets downright scary and/or depressing.
Towns? lol, I avoid em. That is the whole point to heading to that part of the world.
I was out last weekend in some rural AK communities last weekend and there’s a marked difference between native villages and post land claim villages where people actually own the land. They are both kinda dumpy, but the native villages housing stock is in much worse shape. YMMV.
How’d she get in the country?
Does anyone have the score of the Cal game?
Natural Beauty – 98
Shit On The Streets – 119
Call 1
I’m done thinking about an LP party, we truly are the Cats in the room, unherdable, the Glibs are a subset of Libertarianism, mostly on the the practical side of life.
People who work for a living.
I’m happy be working again, I get bored easily
I’ll do it til I die like the men before me on both sides of the family. Even when I “retire” I’ll work in my shop: always need a project.
That is where I always look.
It seems to me that an awful lot of libertarians come to it after becoming disillusioned as either traditional (classical liberal) economic conservative Rs or anti-war, pro civil liberties Ds. It’s kind of hard to get really into a Party after waking up to the shallow dishonesty and cynical betrayal of any ideals that are the Parties’ stock in trade.
Time to go get some sleep. I’d like to get some yard work done tomorrow. ‘night all!
BOOOOOOOO!
Good luck!
We’re all counting on you!
Peace out!
I have a question.
Is cunte pronounced different than the regular “C” word?
I see Coont,
or CuonT’
Oooohhhh…experiment time!!
I am an experiment…I cannot be Filled, and I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD! I DONT FEEL PAIN< OR REMORSE, AND I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD SARAH…. Oh, wrong person……..
For the love of God, would someone with a vagina tell me how to say this?
For now, I’m going with coon-tay.
Look down.
Not at that!
I can’t help looking!
CUNT.
Just…cunt.
just!
Better than an unjust cunt.
*golf clap*
It is known!
*curtsies*
Well done!
Mojeaux FTW!
Although, I would really love it with Scottish accent.
In my mind, my heroine pronounces it coont, yes.
Now I’ve really confused y’all.
relevant
Cunt-eh
With the “eh” just barely there. Like a small, disgusted sigh.
I like the way you
thinkpronounce.In my head it’s cunt-eh
You have one in your head???
I…umm…
*runs away*
Shhh, it’s a sensitive area for MIke.
I’d think it would give a dude a powerful incentive to take up yoga…
We are on the same wavelength.
“Cunt” with a British accent.
That’s a lot of accents.
That’s just plain ‘ol regular cunt. You can’t say cunt without speaking in the Queen’s English!
What about a Scottish accent?
LOL I love Capaldi.
Now, look, people. My heroine’s Scottish. Or, should I say, Sco’ish. (Gotta have that glottal stop.)
My hero’s from London who’s spent so much time fighting in France he speaks English with a tidge of a French accent.
This is also in 1420. Make of it what you will.
Cunt.
But dammit, this is Glibs, so spell it cunte.
“Don’t ever call me fucking ‘English’ again.”
*Tony Soprano looks confused*
Damn, I’m slow.
Not nice to talk about May like that.
Hopeful or horrified?
https://youtu.be/HUzFD9vAlDQ
On the one hand, accessible energy available to to the four corners of the earth, on the other hand floating Russian engineered nuclear reactors.
Why the hell do they need to float? Just build modern fast breeder reactors everywhere and stop worrying about electricity for the next century.
This is a “fuck you, cut spending” issue for me.
Fuck you, build nuke plants.
The whinging over solar and wind is grating to anyone with knowledge of how safe, reliable, and cost effective modern nuclear power is.
Please not Russin Nukes in space, the damage is bad enough….
Quebec going full blown fascist. Moves into regulate speech territory.
https://montrealgazette.com/news/quebec/quebec-wants-to-ban-bonjour-hi-in-government-run-businesses
Man oh man. How to figure out on how to get the fuck out of this embarrassing piece of shit province.
Happy to have you here in Floriduh.
Glad you’re a Muppet, these laws don’t apply to you, now, Back to work!
Fascist!
And?
” Hitler,Stalin, Mussalini, great men but didn’t go far enough” What? why me? I served the State what /WHAAAAA!!!!!
Sacre bleu, that’s not good.
Quebec started out with a great city and reputation as a wonderful place to visit, and has parlayed that into absolutely nothing. But the signs are still in French!
Exactly. You nailed it.
We pissed it all away.
All because of this bull shit.
J’ai le feu au cul-hi!
Late night penguin dancing.
Hit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-cvZTtESNM
There’s a reason your adopted country is a strip mining operation for American nerds, but this is not it.
Here you go.
LOL
American nerds? Let me try again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTbkvlc_SAg
The stars and stripes have never been prouder. We’re very welcoming of all outsiders, even fatties.
ROFLMAO!!!
Glad you like it. She’s made her career out of doing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz_OwtrGpyg
The tennis shoes make it.
She’s got guts. I could never do that.
Audition tape for the latest AQ48 spin-off?
Straff, why do all the J-Pop groups have 50 girls in them?
Evvvverything is done in groups here. Hopefully HM won’t see this comment.
You wanted me to post this again:
Pic matches my first link perfectly.
Now with moar fry sauce!
Yeah, but groups of more than 5 or 6? That’s just overkill.
Then they can subdivide into smaller groups.
My YouTube viewing tabs tonight:
J-Pop girl groups … Scottish deerhounds … glottal stops
I’m going to miss Gwar Ry4.
When I saw Joker tonight there was an incel that pulled out a weapon at the very end. He intended to kill some people in the theater. A brave young woman stood up and said “Sir, after watching this movie I understand what it means for you to live in society as a gamer and how much oppression you face. Please let me have sex with you and put away your weapon.”
The incel put away his weapon and they proceeded to have sex right there on the floor of the theater. The entire audience stood up and clapped at the beautiful sight.
And, dear reader, that incel was me. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
*
masturbatesclaps furiously.*No spoilers.
Involuntarily celibate from 8:20 when the movie started until it ended?
It was like being in a concentration camp!
And then Society Collapsed…… Funny way to go however,
This is pretty fucked up after the tragedy. A lot of lives were lost, ffs.
New thread!! Night Shift stalwarts unite!!
Pshaw, it’s only 9pm on the left coast. Still primetime for you.
Oh, us sometimers aren’t allowed?
https://twitter.com/SallyMayweather/status/1180527254440435716
OFFS!