The Night Shift for October 19, 2019

That was a damn fine get-together last Saturday, if I do say so my damn self..  Interesting back-and-forth, and that isn’t a euphemism.  Well…not completely.  Since then, we’ve had epic weather, illness, arguing, drinking, sexy time.  In other words:  a very Glibertarian week.  I see you’re wearing something loose, like I suggested.  And, since you didn’t play the “I don’t know; what do you want” game, and gave me some suggestions for hang-outs, we can inject some variety into this evening’s festivities.  To whit:

 

With a tip of the hat to Chafed—the most obvious music choice EVAR

Thanks to the awesome CPRM, I have a new avatar pic, based on the idea by Cacciatore.  So, as of this posting I shall be opening Sir Digby’s Ice Cream Parlour and Woodchipper EmporiumCome one, come all!  Just, you know—clean up after yourselves.

My one, non- patented copyrighted move.

Oh, boy—Texas has a police problem, it seems.  Since the Amber Guyger story generated so much talk last week, I was wondering what could follow it up.  Well, it seems Texas stepped up once again.  This is very early in the situation, especially as of my putting this together.  No telling if any new information will be forthcoming.  Here’s a I will say that, prior to the last four or five years, I would have said I much prefer the idea of being policed by Ft. Worth’s finest than by Dallas’.  Maybe not so much, anymore.  The city itself is still preferable to Dallas, but only just so.

I gave birthday shout-outs to fellow Augustinian glibs at the end of that month, completely expecting to make it a monthly deal.  Of course, I forgot September.  And then, Q mentions his happy ending birthday, so, here we are.  If you recently celebrated, or, endured another anniversary of your existence:  Happy Birthday.

Favorite products:  If you were giving advice on items on which someone could spend hard-earned cash, what would it be?  Whether were talking a luxury you indulge, or, something you figure everyone buys.  One recommendation I would make is jersey-knit (t-shirt) sheets; specifically, the AmazonBasics line.  Excellent weight/thickness (natch); very sturdy for jersey-knit, but not a lot of colors available.  I’m sure that, like most items, jersey-knit sheets are not for everyone, but I suggest that anyone give them a try, as they are comfy and cheap.  They do NOT last as long as your standard percale sheets, but, if you find a good manufacturer, I think you’ll like them.  Now, it’s your turn.

Speaking of favorite products…  Give it a watch

This one’s for the ladies:  Many of you say we live in the best time-line.  I’m not completely sold on that, but this timeline does have Mike Rowe to be a voice of wisdom and sanity.  The truly “best” timeline:  Mike Rowe is Crusty Juggler.

When you worship the government, that pesky Second Commandment is a thing of the past.  Plus, coveting is practically encouraged!

Well, that pretty much wraps up my contribution to glib-verse.  Next week is a Halloween costume party for ol’ Diggy, so, while I plan on putting up a post, I may be a bit late to the show.  To sing us out, I found something rather interesting (yes, I intended to troll you lot, but…just watch the whole thing).

Comments

312 responses to “The Night Shift for October 19, 2019”

  1. Heroic Mulatto

    The shooting was avoidable but whatever punishment Dean receives should not be considered a cure-all. Perhaps it would be wise for police officers to not see everyone or almost everyone as a potential threat. Perhaps it would also be wise to end the militarization of our police departments as suggested last year by the Texas Public Policy Foundation. MRAPs are not a legitimate need for local police departments, especially those in smaller towns and cities. The federal government needs to end its militarization incentives for local police departments.

    You know the tide is turning when this is written on Hot Air of all places.

    1. Sir Digby

      If only it had been Jazz Shaw who wrote thHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

      Sorry–couldn’t quite finish that.

    2. That’s Taylor Millard. We’ve been friends for years, and that’s always been his position. He just gets regularly screamed at for it.

    3. l0b0t

      The issue of police militarization made me a Balko fanboy for quite a spell. Since I’m muggled and bored at work (these paper towels aren’t going to shelve themselves), I would like to tack into conspiracy land. Black Lives Matter is a false-front set up to purposefully misdirect and blunt any true attempt at law enforcement reform.

      1. Chafed

        I’ll bite. Who said that?

    4. Chafed

      Absolutely. I thank video. It is laying bare some uncomfortable facts for the copsuckers.

  2. Rhywun

    the most obvious music choice EVAR

    Dude.

    1. Sir Digby

      Uh, Dude….First week.

      You really don’t check the links, do ya?

      1. Rhywun

        My rebuttal is still correct, regardless of what I do or do not remember from x weeks ago.

        1. Sir Digby

          Well, we can both be correct.

    2. Chafed

      Don’t be jealous Rhywun.

      Thanks for the hat tip SD.

      1. Sir Digby

        ? ? ??

      2. Rhywun

        I’m not jealous. Just drunk.

  3. Derpetologist
    1. Rhywun

      (Repeat)

      PS. I love that album.

    2. Derpetologist

      OK, getting back to the conversation on the previous thread about the guy who got off the pot without shitting:

      Single Women Dating After 40
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEzQ0_itQk

      I want to make it clear that I don’t want innocent people to suffer. To quote the tag line from an old video game: for every choice, a consequence

      The guilty should suffer in proportion to their crimes.

      1. Derpetologist

        Dear god…

        Why women are staying single and childless
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3ZXxya1oc

        [anguished Zoidberg groan]

        1. Jarflax

          Because they got woke, and decided that they were failing at life unless they become unattractive harridans?

          1. Derpetologist

            QUIET, YOU!

            More women choosing a childfree life
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWye22dnHps

            [quietly sobs and opens another box of merlot]

          2. Jarflax

            Is merlot this years trendy wine for sitting at home waiting for death?

          3. Rhywun

            Ugh, I’m glad the merlot trend is over. It tastes like death.

          4. Derpetologist

            Hmmm….

            What is the best “waiting for death” booze?

            Discuss.

            My vote: a 30 pack of PBR

          5. Jarflax

            I just get sick of fads. There are so many good foods and beverages in the world and yet, every year it seems like there is 1 type of food, and one beverage that is all anyone wants to talk about or eat. Eat what you like, drink what you like, fuck popular.

          6. Gustave Lytton

            Fuck Popular?

          7. Rhywun

            Fuck Popular?

            I am such a child of the 90s.

          8. The video gets unexpectedly homoerotic by the end.

          9. Gustave Lytton

            When I was at the grocery store getting that beer, I was noticing how unattractive the college chicks were. Body mutilation and piercings, tattoos, weight. I’m a fat ass, so I sympathize but these chicks are supposed to be in their prime. And they’re not. By choice.

        2. Tejicano

          Or, in other words, embracing spinsterhood.

          1. Chafed

            Ding ding ding

      2. If something happened to my husband, I would NEVER date again. I do not have the patience to train another dude AND I am a bit of a loner anyway.

        1. Derpetologist

          “I do not have the patience to train another dude”

          AHA! I knew it!

          https://www.harpercollins.com/9780060896355/the-proper-care-and-feeding-of-husbands/

          ***
          In her most provocative book yet, Dr. Laura urgently reminds women that to take proper care of their husbands is to ensure themselves the happiness and satisfaction they yearn for in marriage.

          Women want to be in love, get married, and live happily ever after. Yet disrespect for men and disregard for the value, feelings, and needs of husbands has fast become the standard for male-female relations in America. Those two attitudes clash in unfortunate ways to create struggle and strife in what could be a beautiful relationship.
          ***

          1. Dr. Laura is personally responsible for a semi-tragedy in my extended family.

            Before that, I liked her.

          2. Jarflax

            Story? If you don’t tell I am assuming she vamped your grand father and broke up his marriage…

          3. Chafed

            I heard she got into a throuple with Mo’s grandparents.

          4. My cousin married and had children with an asshole. Okay, we all make mistakes, whatever. She was a good mom and all that. Divorced him. Got custody. Kids didn’t want to be with him.

            She died.

            Kids are barely tweens.

            My aunt and uncle got guardianship, but asshole dad called up Dr. Laura and on national radio told some out-and-out lie. Dr. Laura went on a rant about how awful my aunt and uncle were. Gave the dude the “moral” authority to fight them in court for custody even though the kids didn’t want to go with dad.

            The tape of his call to Dr. Laura was played and…that was that. Bye bye kiddies, go with dad.

          5. Jarflax

            I doubt the tape had much to do with that, you have a real uphill battle taking custody from a biological parent.

          6. Chafed

            The phone got played at a custody hearing? By who?

          7. This was a long time ago, but IIRC, the dad played the tape as some sort of “proof” that he should get custody in spite of the children not wanting to go with him.

            Even if it made no difference whatsoever, the guy still got on the radio and blatantly lied about my aunt and uncle, Dr. Laura took it on its face, went on a rampage about how awful my aunt and uncle were without ever ONCE thinking he could be lying.

            It was a weird disconnect I had. How many OTHER people had lied to her? Isn’t it her job to figure out if she’s talking to a psychopath?

            Oh, right. It’s ENTERTAINMENT. Okay, whatevs.

          8. Cousin died.

            Aunt and uncle sued for custody.

            Things were going well for them.

            Dad got on the radio with Dr. Laura, who told him to go after aunt and uncle with guns blazing.

            Got a better lawyer.

            Got his kids.

          9. Chafed

            It’s a terrible result. But I strongly suspect Jarflax is right. Getting custody from a biological parent who isn’t an obvious fuck up (think addict or felon) is very difficult.

          10. Jarflax is right, of course, but my aunt and uncle WERE winning.

            It was just such a bizarre thing that even though it was, like, 25 years ago, it still stirs in me a loathing for Dr. Laura.

          11. Sir Digby

            That statement actually made me cringe, and, gave me headache…

            /not putting that on you, Mo– on Dr. Laura

  4. Rhywun

    something you figure everyone buys

    I don’t use sheets.

    Duvet only.

    1. Jarflax

      Piles of leaves in a crudely scraped hole in the ground! Wait you live in New York… The equivalent used to be newspapers, but not sure how that works these days?

      1. Rhywun

        If by pile of leaves you mean nice fluffy comforter that’s comfortable year-round… sure!

        1. Jarflax

          You gay guys and your fancy schmancy accessories! (actually the thing I hate about the new house is that with central air I can’t set my room to be cold enough to sleep under a comforter without making everyone else in the house freeze)

          1. Rhywun

            It is a custom I adopted from old memories of hetero-Europa. Actually, I did the whole sheets and blankets thing until a couple years ago when I realized I could radically simplify the project and I’ve been happier ever since.

          2. grrizzly

            Just a duvet without a duvet cover?

          3. Rhywun

            Nah, nothing that fancy. If I buy a “real” duvet, I’ll think about a cover. Mine is just a thick comforter filled with some fake stuffing.

            The primary benefit is it’s usable all year & I don’t have to futz with sheets and blankets.

    2. Chafed

      Are you sleeping on a bare mattress.?

      1. Rhywun

        Ha good point. Yes, I do use bottom sheets. When I think “sheets” I normally think of “top sheets”.

        1. Chafed

          Got it. I understood you were going “casual” but I didn’t think you were reverting to early poverty.

        2. Sir Digby

          Well, I actually don’t use top sheets for the most part, either. (neuropathy thing)

          That said, if you can find a good quality fitted jersey sheet, may I humbly suggest giving it a whirl? Usually not to expensive, so, if you don’t like it, not a big loss.

          That said, I fully recognize that you just don’t mess with what works for your sleep space, if you can avoid it. If you’re up for the ‘challenge’. though…

  5. Jarflax

    Product recommendations? You can meet all your needs here!

    1. Sir Digby

      Thank Zod someone gets it!

      Kudos, Jar.

    2. Chafed

      I didn’t see one ad for hookers or blow.

  6. Gender Traitor

    I’ve posted a friend’s cover of this OBVIOUS theme song, so I’m linking to the original artist’s version to broaden the range of musical genres represented.

    Diggy, your avatar looks the same as it has (with those ***dreamy!!!*** eyes!) Are you really going to unveil a new one soon?

    1. Sir Digby

      Done, and done!

      1. Gender Traitor

        Two can play at that game!

        1. Sir Digby

          ?

          /hawt–animated style

          1. Gender Traitor

            Make me laugh.

          2. Sir Digby

            That’s just begging for an “unzips” post…

            A-hahahaha….::sigh::

          3. Jarflax

            Get a room!

          4. Sir Digby

            I got plenty of room!

          5. dbleagle

            This was the next song in the playlist.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcwW2L0rCN4&list=RD86Zik4Ddt9k&index=2

            It seems to fit.

          6. Gender Traitor

            That was wonderful. You can’t be in a bad mood after hearing a song like that!

          7. Sir Digby

            Yes……the song………?

    2. Derpetologist

      So Cool World is just chopped liver then?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98gyLU9qQPM

      1. Sir Digby

        Do I come across as the Brad Pitt type?? I mean, I did think about it, but, Hoskins, man. That hairy bastard….

    3. Chafed

      If MikeS gets on tonight he’ll fall in love with those ladies.

      1. MikeS

        I don’t see any ladies…?

        1. Chafed

          GT’s link at the start of comment 6.

          1. MikeS

            Steve Earl?

          2. Chafed

            Sorry. My bad. I meant SD’s music link.

          3. Sir Digby

            I almost forgot about that little find!

            Heh…yes, MikeS bait’n for sure.

  7. slumbrew

    *points and laughs at Yankees*

    Nice job, ‘stros.

    1. Gender Traitor

      It’s always a good day or night when the Yankees lose.

      1. Whoa, look at YOU!

        You can’t help it; you were drawn that way!

        1. Gender Traitor

          Earlier today, Ted’S’ said (in so many words) that I was a “bad person.” I was inspired.

          1. Jarflax

            Worst off! In the red corner the Mormon Marauder, fresh from her triumph over Nikki. In the blue corner the newcomer, Traitor to her gender, the bad bunny babe, GT.

          2. fresh from her triumph over Nikki

            I didn’t even know I was fighting.

          3. Sir Digby

            Mmmm….more like…”contending”.

            😉

          4. Jarflax

            Cocky aren’t you?

          5. Cocky aren’t you?

            She wasn’t difficult to take down.

            *puffs fingernails*

            *buffs on shirt*

          6. Sir Digby

            Here’s a visual representation of GT vs the glibertariat

        2. Gender Traitor

          Full disclosure: this is me after Lasik and…ummm…at least one…procedure.

          1. Sir Digby

            In the spirit of FD: I don’t really dress as spiffy as in the previous avatar.

          2. Jarflax

            If we are doing confessions… This is hard for me… I am not a disappearing cat.

          3. I thought you were a 17th Century gay blade yesterday.

          4. Rhywun

            And I don’t have snakes for hair. *sigh*

          5. Jarflax

            My butt of Malmsey had a dead Duke in it so I gave that up.

          6. Jarflax

            How about turning men to stone?

            *serves up a nice slow off speed pitch right at chest height.

          7. Sir Digby

            Two hogsheads to the butt: measurements AND a euphemism.

          8. Rhywun

            How about turning men to stone?

            It’s happened on occasion 😉

          9. How about turning men to stone?

            It’s happened on occasion ?

            What you did there. I sees it.

          10. Gender Traitor

            Painfully obvious but enjoyable music link.

          11. Sir Digby

            GT didn’t disappoint.

          12. GT! Thank you!

            I forgot how much I love ELO.

          13. Gender Traitor

            My pleasure! It’s a blessing and a curse when random phrases remind you of a song. Ya get some weird earbugs that way.

          14. dbleagle

            I must confess I had pictures of Standing Liberty Type 1 hidden under my mattress.

          15. MikeS

            I’m not actually 8 bit.

          16. Sir Digby

            I’m not actually 8 bit.

            You’re certainly not two-dimensional, either.

  8. Ozymandias

    And then, Q mentions his happy ending birthday, so, here we are. If you recently celebrated, or, endured another anniversary of your existence: Happy Birthday.

    The Big 5-0 two days ago. A great first half; the second half will be far easier. I did a lot of smashing of my own thumb, as it were, before getting “smahhht”.
    “Educations is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don’t.”
    ~Pete Seeger

    1. Jarflax

      Buy a sportscar, hook up with a stripper! Midlife time! Meh, too much effort

    2. Gender Traitor

      Here you go. Just replace “Mr. President” with “Ozymandias.”

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Replace Mr President?

    3. Sir Digby

      Happiest of birthdays, good Sir Ozy.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Another October one? Sheesh.

      I was buying a six pack at the store today, and for some reason it slightly bugged me that the cashier didn’t ask me for ID. I can’t remember the last time I got carded in a grocery store and rarely even in the liquor store.

      1. Even if you look younger than your age, sooner or later they stop asking for an ID.

        1. Rhywun

          No kidding.

        2. Jarflax

          Life can be divided into eras based on how you feel about being carded. Under 21? Carded sucks. 21-30? No big deal. 30-40? Annoying hassle. 40-50? Contemptuous disbelief. Over 50? Makes your day.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          Yeah, they stopped asking for it when I was in my twenties, even with the card under 30/40/85/whatever nonsense. I was always happy before about not getting asked. Today I felt the opposite.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        Another October one? Sheesh.

        IRL, there have been around three birthdays a week since late September. I’ve no idea how they all stacked up.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Quoting Q when I said the same ‘People like fucking during winter’

          1. Sir Digby

            A gift that keeps on giving, it wood seem.

      3. MikeS

        If you want to be carded, go buy a pack of smokes.

        1. Chafed

          He’s drunk not suicidal.

    5. Happy birthday, young’un. Next drinks are on us!

    6. Chafed

      Happy Birthday and welcome to the other side of 50.

  9. Ozymandias

    Oh, and let me just say how much I enjoyed seeing the Yankees tie it in the top of the 9th, only to have Houston hit a walk-off in the bottom half… as a long-time Red Sox fan. I know, I know, no sympathies right now, but we gots a LOT of history with the Pinstripes. Watching someone hit a walk-off homer against them warms my cockles.

    1. KSuellington

      Yup, that was nice. I am happy to see that the Dodgers and Yankees both failed.

      *forty year SF Giants fan*

  10. Sir Digby

    Where the blue blazes is Cacciatore? The avatar was his idea.

    For that matter–where’s CPRM? It was his labor!

    1. hayeksplosives

      You got CPRM to enact your labor?

      Way to go, Shitlord!

      1. Jarflax

        Yeah, you got a film school guy to do actual work? That is amazing! (Hi CPRM!)

        1. Sir Digby

          He entertains us pretty well with H&H animation, so, I feel fortunate that he offered.

          Must be my ::flicks hair back over shoulder:: personality…

      2. Sir Digby

        Howdy, ma’am, ?

        Yeah, it’s pretty much shit all the way d-

        Uh, never mind.

        1. hayeksplosives

          Eww…

          1. Sir Digby

            Yeah…it sounded good at first–in the ol’ noggin. Then, ‘reality’….

  11. Flying with a firearm in a checked bag is not difficult or inconvenient. I tried it for the first time when I flew to America from Massachusetts this week.

    1. Sir Digby

      Confirmed: grrizzly now on a(nother) watch list.

    2. Jarflax

      Vestiges of liberty

    3. hayeksplosives

      My experiences on delta with unloaded fire arms is the same.

    4. Chafed

      Really? What does it involve?

      1. Jarflax

        a box, a lock, a checked bag, and you have to tell them at luggage check and they inspect to make sure the gun in unloaded and the box is locked with a tsa approved lock (they are sold as tsa approved)

        1. Chafed

          I assume this works everywhere except NJ.

          1. Jarflax

            Well the tsa rules would be the same, but it’s probably illegal to drive it to the airport there lol.

          2. Chafed

            Exactly.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            And NY.

            Flying with a firearm, I would be reluctant to connect through CA/NJ/NY if for some reason the onward flight got cancelled and this happened.

            https://www.foxnews.com/politics/traveling-mans-gun-arrest-appealed-to-supreme-court

            I would not pick it up. Let the baggage office take it and either send it on or return it to me at home. Far better than being arrested for possession.

        2. The box with a firearm can be locked with any lock.

          https://www.tsa.gov/travel/transporting-firearms-and-ammunition

          Only the passenger should retain the key or combination to the lock unless TSA personnel request the key to open the firearm container to ensure compliance with TSA regulations. You may use any brand or type of lock to secure your firearm case, including TSA-recognized locks.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Contrary to that, I’ve seen check-in agents give people with TSA locks a hard time because they can be opened by someone other than the gun owner without their knowledge.

            Also, use a secure hard sided case unlike the doofus using a plastic discount store rifle case that opened when flexed, despite being “locked”.

          2. I got this.
            https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FATWGSU/ref=twister_B07NZWRMYQ?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
            I even thought it had to be a non-TSA lock, but theoretically there are more options. Each airline might have specific requirements.

  12. KSuellington

    You’ve found another home. I know you’re not alone…

    Hahahaha, good stuff Sir D. Me like the night shift.

    1. Sir Digby

      Say you will/sing your song/forever more

      Much obliged, KS–always appreciate the company.

  13. hayeksplosives

    I have a beef to air.

    In the seventies, Kathleen Anne Soliah was a member of the domestic terror group Symbionese Liberation Army. She helped maim and murder innocents.

    She fled to Minnesota, renamed herself Sara Jane Olsen, and lived quietly for years. She got caught in 1999.

    Here’s my gripe: the Minnesota press was 100% sympathetic and only called her Sara Jane Olsen, not Kathleen Soliah. She was lauded as a perfect wife and soccer mom!!!

    Made me sick.

    1. Jarflax

      Nice to have allies.

    2. MikeS

      I remember that. It was pretty disgusting.

    3. Chafed

      As well it should.

    4. Sir Digby

      Well, I can’t offer up any MN media types to laugh at, right off hand. But you may certainly do so at this POS

      Savor that first paragraph.

    5. KSuellington

      Infuriating. There was a lot of that shit happening here when I was very young. I did a small job for this guy’s kids once and had a good conversation with them about their dad. It was pretty emotional. They were surprised I immediately knew the details of it.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Barbagelata

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Barbagelata advocated for pro-business policies such as lower taxes and minimal government regulation of business, and opposed labor unions, hippies, and leftist radicals

        promising low taxes, a crackdown on crime, and a fight against corruption and “irresponsible City spending

        Too bad.

        1. KSuellington

          I almost shed a tear with them that day for exactly that reason as they cried remembering their dad. I sniffed and shook their hands and thought about what might have been for the city that I love.

    6. Gustave Lytton

      Reverse here. When this woman’s past was revealed (and she voluntarily turned herself in), it was always with her fugitive name

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Ann_Power

      The coffee place she co-ran was pretty decent but folded after her arrest. The Italian restaurant was also good, but the quality slid until it folded about ten years after.

  14. MikeS

    87 comments. SMDH. I was wondering why things got so quiet next door.

    1. Sir Digby

      I was wondering where the heck you were…

    2. Chafed

      Your latest love interests are up above.

  15. Pan Zagloba

    Woo, West Coast Thread! Sadly, I’m late to lateness, because I went and saw this (cued to the best part part).

    So last time Tolkien chat drew responses. Let me toss this spicy copypasta I found on Reddit and see if there’s takers:

    Tolkien is to creative literary genius what Martin is to hack pulp idiocy. They both so far surpass anyone else in their field that they will be remembered 1,000 years from now as a kind of yin and yang of fantasy, a Manichean duality of speculative letters. For every sublime, luminous beauty that Tolkien has gifted the world, Martin has cursed us with a tedious, banal ugliness. It is unfair to compare the two directly on any one point, because Martin is in every way the anti-Tolkien, patently sterile, parasitical, and inferior, but so much so that he becomes a monument in his own right, and counterbalances Tolkien. Could one exist without the other? Tolkien obviously could. But it is only by the contrast that Martin offers that we can truly appreciate the full depths and heights of Tolkien. Our understanding of Tolkien would be incomplete if Martin had never set pen to page. It is through only the abject failure and futility of Martin that we can approach an apprehension of the true scope and scale of Tolkien’s hitherto inconceivable greatness. Perhaps this is what Tolkien had in mind when he wrote about the Music of the Ainur. If Tolkien is a subcreator in the image of Eru, truly Martin is like unto Melkor. It is only reflected in the awfulness of the one that we can fully see the goodness of the other.

    In conclusion, fuck Gurmy, Gay Gavriel Key writes in the same “genre”, had his first book in his setting done a year earlier, knows history, has sympathetic characters and oh yeah, ends his fucking stories in one volume.

    1. Jarflax

      I made it through 3 seasons of the show, and I think I read his most recent book. Fantasy has value in depicting idealized situations and letting us see something we can aspire to. Martin gave us Machiavelli with pragmatism replaced by mindless cruelty to no end. Every decent impulse, heroic moment, and tiny show of decency is immediately punished with utter brutality. It is nihilism as fantasy, neither illuminating reality, nor displaying an ideal. It is the brainwashing room at NICE from CS Lewis’ That Hideous Strength in literary form.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Kay I mentioned above does the “dark, gritty mirror to our own history” so much better it’s not even funny. Brutality of the quasi-historical setting highlights both the noble acts and vile deeds of his characters (and sometimes they are the same character doing it), and he is a novelist, so doesn’t write the whole thing like a soap opera, from one cliffhanger to the next without resolution in sight.

        1. dbleagle

          Good piece Pan. I will contribute this. Think big thoughts.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IfSRb1lsJQ

  16. Chafed

    I’m starting to think this isn’t a presidential campaign. It’s performance art.

    https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/10/19/beto-orourke-uses-nationalperiodday-to-promote-his-menstrual-equity-act/

    1. Gustave Lytton

      I can’t tell this from Babylon Bee anymore.

    2. Pan Zagloba

      Someone posted something on Discord about Warren talking about first boy who dumped her in a campaign speech.

      This makes me think she’s electable, she appeals to both wings of Democrat party: Karens and Beckies.

  17. Sir Digby

    I saw Menstrual Equity open for Blood Sweat and Tears in ’74:

    Wins the internet.

    1. Sir Digby

      OK, reply gremlins…you’re starting waaay too early.

    1. He had scrubs on. People are sick and need medical care. Get out of the way.

      1. Sir Digby

        We’re all sick! We’re destroying our MOTHER!!!

        /protester

        1. Chafed

          No. But if I meet your mother I’ll beat her senseless for raising an entitled monster.

      2. Chafed

        I wear a suit and tie. If I encountered these people in trafgic there are only two things I’d do. One, get outvof my car and push them out off my way. Two, drive through. I’m not letting some asshole restrain me.

        1. Sir Digby

          Chafed–if I do ever get to visit you, can we do that–drive around and look for protesters to drive through?

          Please???

          1. Chafed

            Hell yes!

          2. Sir Digby

            I’ll bring my suit!

    2. Gustave Lytton

      The best part is how they just stand there as their banner is ripped away. No resistance at all. And no one watching their backs. Totally focused on pissing on the drivers.

  18. KSuellington

    Since it’s the nite shift and it’s that season. Have you had a near death experience? How did you pull out? Did it change you?

    1. Sir Digby

      For me, not really. I’ve been very close to a shooting–watched it as it happened (somewhat), but, wasn’t in line of fire, or, anything.

      Was mugged at gunpoint when I was 21, but, the guy was rather “seasoned” in that activity, for being about my age, and wasn’t physically violent, beyond brandishing.

      He got $4.

      1. KSuellington

        I also had a mugger with a knife take about that much away from me in Brazilian reais. I didn’t feel in much danger either, I even asked him for a bit back to take the bus home. He looked puzzled and then gave me back bus fare.

  19. Well, folks, I’m outtie. I am finding myself typing nonsense, which, since I am not drunk, must mean I’m exhausted. Or in a bad mood. Or something.

    Thank you for engaging me with my friend and her zone, and trying to parse my tale of woe above. I have woe’d myself out this evening. If I were drinking, I’d have an excuse like the rest of you.

    1. Sir Digby

      Awww….well, get some good rest, then.

    2. Gender Traitor

      Nighty night! Sleep peacefully!

      1. dbleagle

        Night Mo!

    3. Chafed

      Sweet dreams.

      1. Chafed

        Of Nikki Sixx.

        1. Sir Digby

          That’s more like it.

  20. l0b0t

    My random play feed is throwing me some Monkees. Better than the Beatles? Yup! I’mma say it.

    1. Sir Digby

      A YUUUGE influence on the Beatles.

    2. Gender Traitor

      The late great band used to do this Monkees tune no one remembers. Fun fact: written by Michael Martin Murphey of “Wildfire” fame. We didn’t do that one.

      1. Sir Digby

        But, do you remember the New Monkees???

        I had this CD.

        My car, at the time (mid to late 90’s), was burglarized at a friend’s house

        They left this CD.

      2. Chafed

        So you did care about your audience.

      3. Chafed

        So you did care about your audience.

      4. Chafed

        So you did care about your audience.

        1. hayeksplosives

          A rare squirrel hat trick!

          ?

          1. Pan Zagloba

            Squirrels helping Digby hit 200 replies!

          2. Sir Digby

            Yes….squirrels…..?

          3. Sir Digby

            It’s rather impressive…especially in the night time.

        2. Chafed

          The squirrels are working overtime.

          1. Sir Digby

            TCB!

  21. MikeS

    Peace-out, night crew. See you next weekend…maybe.

    1. Sir Digby

      You better, you better, you bet.

      1. hayeksplosives

        Thanks for the ear worm

        1. Sir Digby

          Most welcome!

          Oh, you wish something better, eh?

          ::searches in secret stash::

          How’s this?

  22. dbleagle

    Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos” was hugely better than the remake by he who will not be named. Plus Sagan was a better scientist than (spit) the other.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      I remember being fascinated by it, and wearing out the companion book (god, it had gorgeous illustrations).

      Too bad he’s responsible for reviving the dumb Hypatia story, and is probably the (unwilling, contested paternity in court) father of The Chart.

  23. Gender Traitor

    I’m ‘fraid I gots to get outta here too or my sleep schedule will be all fakakta. Thanks, Diggy! Nighty night, all!

    1. Sir Digby

      ‘Night, GT!

    2. hayeksplosives

      Night night!

  24. Sir Digby

    Let’s have some Sexual Chocolate

    /good ‘n’ terrible

    1. hayeksplosives

      That sounds way less tasty than Good ‘n’ plenty

      1. Sir Digby

        And, that’s saying a lot. The should hire Mr. Randy Watson! to be their spokesmanperson.

    2. Chafed

      I was expecting Tim Meadows. I forgot about that scene. Great movie.

      1. Sir Digby

        Yeah, I would love to see him brush off some/all those characters. While the comedy is rather broad, these characters have some nuance.

  25. Derpetologist

    Scene: circa 1991, Derpy and his older bro are parked in front of the family Radiation King tv watching the Friday night movie

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxRveph1Ys

    1. PieInTheSky

      I think my parrent already bought the first post commie tv in 91. Or maybe 93? Anyhoo it was a panasonic

      1. hayeksplosives

        I’m thinking about a new TV. I have plenty of space, wanting to go big. Current TV is 37 inch. Wanting 60-75.

        Any brand/model advice?

        I don’t want it to have cameras.

        I don’t know if 4K matters.

        1. Chafed

          Leo Laporte talks about this all the time on his show.

        2. Sir Digby

          Considering they have 8k in the wings, might as well.

          I have NOT had good luck with Vizio. Samsung has been fairly good. Not sure about the camera thing, though.
          Do any looking on Amazon? You might see what ranks well, presuming the reviews aren’t fakes.

          1. hayeksplosives

            Yeah, that’s why I trust you lot more than Amazon reviews.

          2. Sir Digby

            Me, personally–I would most likely go with Samsung. That said, I haven’t done a lot of comparison between brands. And the camera thing–i agree with you, but, haven’t ever investigated who has what.

            Also–Awww, shucks…?

        3. PieInTheSky

          I know have a 55 inch or so Samsung and it is okay. I used it to watch shows on neflix or hbo or amazon, little else. It worked fine. My previous samsung is at my moms now and works fine 10 years on.

          1. hayeksplosives

            Looking good for .
            Samsung . Thanks y’all

          2. Sir Digby

            As always, check Costco, especially for their extended warranty.

          3. dbleagle

            I have a 55 inch LG with HD that I am happy with. The only thing is I needed to by a sound bar to get decent quality sound, but that is a common issue across all flat screens.

          4. Sir Digby

            From what I’ve seen, LG is pretty decent. I think my experience is an older plasma screen. Not great tech, but it seemed like a fairly good tv in and of itself.

          5. PieInTheSky

            This is mine

            https://www.samsung.com/ro/tvs/uhdtv-mu6102/UE55MU6102KXXH/

            I got a good deal on it 2700 lei a year ago. Bout 600 USD back then

        4. l0b0t

          Samsung has been great for us but we’ve needed to look up very specific color correction settings as the default makes every source look like it was shot on video tape. Also, Roku, Roku, Roku! It unifies all one’s streaming services.

          1. Sir Digby

            Roku rocks, it is known.

  26. PieInTheSky

    I am here to close the thread and have the las comment.

    Last

    1. Sir Digby

      That sounds like a challenge….

      1. PieInTheSky

        Keep in mind i won’t be sleeping for more than 2 hours

        1. PieInTheSky

          12 i mean 12 hours

          1. Sir Digby

            Ehh…you may just be victorious, then. I will definitely be ready for sleep before then.

      2. dbleagle

        Drinking Glen Morengie here. Not ready yo punch out yet.

        1. PieInTheSky

          That is either misspelled or a whisky i never heard of

          1. hayeksplosives

            Whaaaa??

            It’s the best scotch ever’!!!

          2. PieInTheSky

            Sadly it is not available in romania

          3. hayeksplosives

            Communism’sp sad legacy….

          4. dbleagle

            Hayek once again proves herself a woman of great taste.

          5. Sir Digby

            So, this is your contribution to the ‘favorite products’ discussion?

          6. Jarflax

            Glenmorangie one word with an a. Good dram! I see their very very high end bottles may be available in Romania I suspect the lower end may be as well, but google doesn’t show me

          7. PieInTheSky

            Oh i have had Glenmorangie. Still have a third bottle of quinta ruban at home

    2. Chafed

      I’m counting on DenverJ to win this one for America.

  27. PieInTheSky

    I an not big on hazy ipas but found one that is decent as a sunday morning beer

    1. Sir Digby

      sunday morning beer

      I believe Pie has just given us the prefect name for a Simpson’s themed band.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Morning beer only works sunday and on vacation

  28. dbleagle

    Sagan’s “Pale Blue Dot”.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupToqz1e2g

    What isn’t mentioned in the clip is that he came up with the idea to look back at the Earth from that vantage point.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Fake

      1. dbleagle

        Oh yeah smart guy? How about this? ~4 billion years of life in 5 minutes.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYRtwjFnjgM

        And it culminates in this.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7D4NLEUlx0

        ‘Murica, fuck yeah,

        1. Jarflax

          You can have the burger. I’m going to be eating something else.

          1. Sir Digby

            ……Onion rings?

          2. Jarflax

            You enjoy the onion rings. I’ll just have the box.

          3. dbleagle

            I think he was referring to fish tacos.

          4. Sir Digby

            Yeah-=I was trying out my obtuse angle (!), a la Robert Barone/Everybody Loves Raymond

        2. PieInTheSky

          Everything on youtube is a lie

  29. Sir Digby

    One of those nights when it’s too cool for A/C; too warm for the heater. Too damned quiet.

    1. PieInTheSky

      I dont get it. If you need neither AC or heating means the temp is just right. Also to quiet makes no sense / peron living in the middle of crowded loud city

  30. straffinrun

    Darn. Missed out on a late night digathon. That’ll teach me not do housework.

    *Fishes giant hairball out of shower drain*

    1. PieInTheSky

      It is your fault for not being able to afford enough orphans. If only you worked a little harder

      1. straffinrun

        HouseWORK is work. But, according to the wife, I only “move stuff around”. Cuz everything we own belongs on the floor.

        1. PieInTheSky

          Its not work when someone else does it

          1. Sir Digby

            THIS is a great motto.

          2. straffinrun

            It’s not work when I do the laundry because I enjoy doing it. *shrus*

          3. Sir Digby

            But, hopefully not the drain/hair thing.

          4. Tejicano

            My problem is how my wife needs me to do some home repair work – specifically plumbing on the heated floor – but also expects me to be watching the kids and 15 other things around the house at the same time. She can’t understand that if I’m shutting the water off I need to focus on that one thing until the job is complete – I can’t just stop halfway and turn the water back on.

            Trying to explain the details to her and I see her eyes glaze over after the second sentence. Bleahhhh…

          5. Tejicano

            “Its not work when someone else does it”

            Hah! Yeah, one time I was at an Auto Zone picking up some parts. The guy behind me in line asks if I would be able to change out the ignition key tumbler in his Toyota.

            I had never done that before and wasn’t sure how long it would take so I said I could do it for $20. I was half expecting to have to dismantle part of the dash and maybe some other stuff.

            I took my tool box over to his car, got the new tumbler out of the box, and took a look under the dash. It only took me about two minutes to pop the old tumbler out and push the new one in place. The guy was a bit surprised, and tried negotiating the price down but I was firm in the deal we struck. I was willing to work on it up to an hour at which point if I couldn’t do it I wouldn’t have charged him and told him what would be needed if I could figure that out. So I took a gamble and it turned out good for me.

            I’m sure the dealership would have charged him more and just made him sit around for an hour making it seem like it took a long time to do.

          6. straffinrun

            I probably would have just said, “Nah, keep it. Pay it forward.” I’ve been given too many free jump starts back when I lived in frozen Wisconsin. Can see your POV, though.

          7. straffinrun

            Ah, just noticed the part where he tried to negotiate down. Nah. Make him pay. Perfect world: he hands over the 20 with a gracious smile and you hand it back.

          8. Tejicano

            I have jump-started more cars for strangers than I can remember. That’s the main reason I had an extensive tool kit in my car at the time. I don’t have a problem doing work for people in need.

            This guy was well dressed and could afford the dealership without a problem. I was not working and putting myself through grad school. I probably saved him as much as I charged him as well as a bunch of his time.

          9. straffinrun

            Kids today will never know what, “Pop the clutch now!” means. Nor the feeling of ecstasy when it catches.

          10. DrOtto

            The dealership would have charged 1 billable hr for diagnostic and another billable hr for repair, then told him that’s their minimum. You should have told him “$20, same as downtown.”

          11. Tejicano

            Me, alone with this dude in his Toyota parked behind the Auto Zone – exactly the wrong place to use THAT phrase.

          12. Grumbletarian

            Did you tell the guy you’d never done it before? From his perspective, you charged him $20 for something you knew would be two minutes of work.

          13. Tejicano

            I did let him know that I had not done this before and would just have to figure it out since he didn’t have a manual. Granted, I am a degreed mechanical engineer and had over a decade of experience working on cars so I wasn’t exactly out of my depth. I just wasn’t sure how this particular job would go. And I hate disassembling dash board components. You never know how deep that can go.

          14. Grumbletarian

            Okay, then he should have paid what he agreed and tipped his hat to you.

  31. Festus

    Since some of you were asking earlier yes I’m still here. Had a bad reaction when they switched my sleep meds last night so today has been a state of limbo. Going home on Monday for better or worse. Thanks for all the well wishes. The hospital is a lonely, dreary place and it has been a comfort.

    1. straffinrun

      Slap a nurse’s ass for me, wouldja? Take care.

    2. dbleagle

      Sounds like something Tulpa would say.

      Get healthy.

    3. hayeksplosives

      Remember bring in the hospital pre WiFi and pre Kindle

      That sucked.

      Glad you will be home soonish

    4. Sir Digby

      I do hope it is for the better, Festus. You have been missed, which should help you feel a smidge better.

    5. PieInTheSky

      Not much to say except get well soon. And slap a nurses ass

      1. Sir Digby

        There’s gonna be an ass ache tonight/an ass ache tonight, I know.

    6. KSuellington

      Hey Festus, even if you don’t listen to it now, here is a rousing bit of afrobeat for you to get better to. This song is testament to some strong beats.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snIV_-IECsM

    7. Gustave Lytton

      Get better Festus. We miss you here.

    8. Tejicano

      Hey – get better buddy! I was just scouring this thread hoping to hear from you.

      1. Sir Digby

        This is a strong measure of a glib–when others go into a thread to see if someone specifically posted.

        Salute, Festus!

        1. Gustave Lytton

          *looks to see if Q posted links, wanders off to bed instead*

          1. Sir Digby

            Is he even up at this time?

            I, uh….I mean, is he even awake?

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Just riffing on the looking for specific poster.

          3. Sir Digby

            I somewhat figured you were.

            Man, I must have unintentionally mastered the “oblivious SD” angle …

    9. l0b0t

      Get better soon; your presence is missed.

  32. Gustave Lytton

    Finally got around to reading about Chile rioting.

    https://www.ft.com/content/d05a54ac-f24b-11e9-a79c-bc9acae3b654

    The protests began after the government imposed a sharp increase in the price of metro tickets

    4% is a sharp rise? Note that the percentage is omitted from the article

    https://www.npr.org/2019/10/19/771545299/chiles-capital-engulfed-in-chaos-as-metro-protests-intensify

    The move comes amid growing discontent among Chileans as the cost of living — gas, groceries, rent — continues to rise without improvement in salaries. Piñera, in contrast, has a net worth of about $2.8 billion

    Which would be about three months of subway rides in Santiago for every Chilean. And it would be gone for ever.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Well lots of chilleans still habe the old socialism in their blood

    2. Sir Digby

      This all has to be a bunch of horesshit. I have been reassured repeatedly that the government will vanquish all ills, and, that no one needs 47 types of transportation.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Only good leftwing government not bad right wing one. Libertarianism… perish the thought

  33. PieInTheSky

    It looks like 3 am glib time.

    1. Sir Digby

      You are quite correct.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Still around? Still a quiet night?

        1. Sir Digby

          I’m around–trying to get correspondence take care of, and nursing this whatever-the-hell-it-is abdominal pain.

          Still hoping it’s simply Festus sympathy pain.

  34. PieInTheSky

    I remember before I was conscious, when I was entropic origami, and the black eye of the universe gazed through my brain, and inside there was nothing but stars

      1. Sir Digby

        ::shakes head::
        Man, Agile has let his talent slip quite a bit.

        1. straffinrun

          Agile would never be so cliche to put his name in Kanji. That is some cringy imposter.

          1. Sir Digby

            ^^THIS!^^

  35. straffinrun

    2 hours to game time. Ni……pon! ???

    1. PieInTheSky

      What game? What are you talking about? Aint no games man. The world is in danger

      1. straffinrun

        I’m talking about ?. They’ve been the Cinderella of the WC. Personally, I only care because everyone else will be in a good mood.

        1. PieInTheSky

          Japanese are just not built for that sport

        2. PieInTheSky

          But given there is a game on the irish pub next to me probably contains people in theor 3 beer before noon

    1. Sir Digby

      There’s a lot of truth in that picture.

      1. PieInTheSky

        I wonder how many people dont get the refference

  36. Cacciatore

    Yes! The avatar! YES!