Wednesday Morning Links

It all ends tonight.

Well the Astros blew it last night. But like I said yesterday, everybody wants a Game 7 anyway. Across the pond, the Carabao Cup games pretty much went according to plan. A couple of big boy matchups today. Let’s see what kind of team each of them put out there. And in hockey, the winners yesterday were Boston, Washington, Pittsburgh, Carolina, NYR, Detroit, Nashville, Dallas and Anaheim.

Now a semi-famous writer

Explorer (and exploiter, appropriator, genocidal maniac, and enslaver – WaPo) Christopher Columbus was born on this day. So were founding father John Adams, Admiral Bull Halsey, poet Ezra Pound, actor Henry Winkler, actor Harry Hamlin, soccer legend and cocaine aficionado Diego Maradona, and heir-apparent to the coming dictatorship Ivanka Trump.

Actually a decent list today.  Now on to…the links!

Preemption, bitch!  At least that’s how I would have stated it were I this judge.  But that can cut both ways down the road, so I hope these kinds of idiotic ordinances start getting struck down because they’re unconstitutional rather than on procedural grounds.

Want to read some stupid ass shit? Here’s some stupid ass shit. But in a way they’re right: a lot of people would be happy to join a mob of bandits. They’d be even happier if they could safely outsource all the violent heavy lifting.

Mmmmmmmm, tacos!

Here’s a lesson on why you should never apologize. Actually, this company learned that lesson twice in one day. God, I hate griefers. I hate em with the fire of 100 suns.

Somehow I doubt she’s being honest here. But I’ve doubted that about her all along.

California continues its march toward the Middle Ages. What’s next, medieval diseases coming back that were eradic…oh yeah, that’s happened too.

Apparently this is not ok.

Covington Catholic II: Electric Boogaloo. Man, I’m not sure I want to live in a world where your fans can’t taunt opponents. But this may have gone a little over the line.

Regardless of what happens with the baseball, this will be how I feel today. I hope some of you can say the same.

Now go have a great day!

Comments

609 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. Just a thought not a sermon

    Just to continue the discussion from last week—Verlander, alleged Hall of Fame shoo-in, now 0-6 in the World Series, knocked out in 5 and apparently the last pitcher you want on baseball’s biggest stage

    One game—small sample size. Two games—small sample size. Six games, across four World Series over 13 years–doesn’t seem like a very small sample size.

    Strasburg, alleged borderline HoF case, 2-0 in World Series, with 8 1/3 dominant innings

    If I were to vote for the Hall of Fame today and had to choose between Verlander and Strasburg, the choice wouldn’t be JV!

    Speaking of awards, the Academy Award for Most Inspiring Performance should go to Alex Bregman. He certainly inspired the Nationals! Dave Martinez should send him a fruit basket.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Best WS pitcher ever: Dave McNally. Not only pitched shutouts, but hit a grand slam.

    2. You’re right. I guess Dan Marino doesn’t deserve to be in the HOF and Eli Manning does.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        “I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp win a World Series game?”

        “No. You’re a genius because you can’t make a lamp win a World Series game.”

        1. I fail to see the John Bender/Brian Johnson connection here.

        2. Shpip

          There’s a dude out there with a Heisman and two Super Bowl rings as a starting QB, and still isn’t in the Hall of Fame.
          Was he just lucky to be out there when his team as among the elite, or is he being snubbed?

      2. Count Potato

        I’d say they both do.

        (But I’m a Giants fan, so I’m biased.)

    3. robc

      The fact that he has been in 4 world series across 13 seasons without being a Yankee is a pretty key indicator of greatness.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        This, Verlander may not be good in the WS, but he’s almost single-handedly responsible for getting some teams there.

    4. Slammer

      The Win stat for pitchers is like Batting Average, it’s not a good measurement of performance

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Yes, but his other stats are terrible too.

    5. whiz

      6 games is still a small sample. His post-season stats are 14-11, 3.40 ERA, 1.066 WHIP — not stellar, but then the competition is better. With 71.4 WAR in 15 seasons, Verlander should be put in the Hall when it’s all done. His WAR stats are about average for a Hall-of-Fame pitcher.

      Strasberg is younger; at his current rate, he will have about 50 WAR by the time he is Verlander’s age — that’s not Hall-worthy. He’s good when healthy, but hasn’t been healthy enough. If he can put up 6 more years like 2019, then it’s a different story.

  2. “But like I said yesterday, everybody wants a Game 7 anyway.”

    *narrows gaze*

    1. :shrugs innocently::

  3. Count Potato

    Is it Friday already?

    1. Slammer

      Is it Sunday the 3rd yet? Because the Popeye’s Chicken sammich is returning, permanently.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Ow, my eye!

  5. Just a thought not a sermon

    “Here’s a lesson on why you should never apologize. Actually, this company learned that lesson twice in one day. God, I hate griefers. I hate em with the fire of 100 suns.”

    How about we let businesses sell their wares to paying customers and not sweat it beyond that?

    1. “But I want to social signal!”
      -assholes

  6. Shpip

    But with angry customers on both sides, and apologizing for their apology, the taco company became a proxy for America’s culture wars.

    I’m kinda wondering why there’s an ICE facility in Buffalo. Apparently, the Canuckistani hordes coming down from Toronto is a worse problem than I thought.

    1. Niagara Falls is a high traffic border crossing. It’s more or less an attractive nuisance for someone trying to slip in to the country.

      1. whiz

        Speaking of Niagara Falls, another birthday today is Ed Delahanty, a Hall-of-Famer who went over the falls without a barrel (and was very drunk at the time). He did not survive, and nobody really knows what happened (accident, suicide, robbery/murder are all possibilities).

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      The illegals slide right over the falls and before you know it, they’ve swum the Erie Canal to NYC and it’s impossible to find ’em at that point.

      1. Shouldn’t the flappy heads be a dead giveaway?

        1. Lackadaisical

          I’ve seen immigrants being pulled off the greyhound bus I was on. (I live nearby) plus farms bro.

    3. Slammer

      If you can get in a barrel and go over the falls and make it, you get to stay

  7. Just a thought not a sermon

    “A true acknowledgement of historical crimes against humanity must include both the heinous genocides of the 20th century, along with earlier mass slaughters like the transatlantic slave trade and Native American genocide, which took the lives of hundreds of millions of indigenous people in this country,” she said in the statement, according to CNN.

    So… Omar won’t acknowledge there was an Armenian genocide because the US had slaves decades earlier?

    1. Pat

      Native American genocide, which took the lives of hundreds of millions of indigenous people in this country

      The population of the entire planet in 1600, which was a good century into the European ‘genocide’ of the Americas, was not more than 500 million.

      1. Tonio

        You and your vulgar facts trying to gum up a good narrative.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Unintentional disease spreading doesn’t count as genocide in my book. They didn’t even know germs existed back then.

      3. prolefeed

        Might have been around 10 million native americans in what is now the U.S. according to Wikipedia, give or take about 8 million, before the Europeans arrived. It’s hard to get high population levels when hunting and gathering. Even harder when you’re not disease resistant to invaders.

        1. Rasilio

          Eh this is a common misconception. nowhere near all natives were hunter gatherers prior to the European arrival in the Americas. There were several large empires in both North and South America in 1500. Nowhere near on a level of size and complexity of European nations of the time, likely on par with kingdoms of the middle east circa 1000 BC minus the metal working skills.

          1. R C Dean

            My understanding is that to get larger populations, you need agriculture, and there was relatively little agriculture, at least in North America. I gather the high estimate is 18 million. Central/South America apparently had a larger population.

    2. Slammer

      *leaves out Arab slave trade*

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ask her why there aren’t many blacks in the Muslim world where there were a lot of African slaves. The answer is very uncomfortable.

        1. prolefeed

          https://atlantablackstar.com/2014/06/02/10-facts-about-the-arab-enslavement-of-black-people-not-taught-in-schools/2/

          Hmm … castrating all male slaves, and turning women into concubines kinda jumps out. Short answer is there is likely quite a lot of black ancestors among Arabs – but not on the Y chromosomes.

          1. I’m not so sure the offspring of the unions had all that great a survival rate either.

          2. Even going back to the trafficking part, there are more slave bones cast throughout the Sahara than slaves that made it to the Arab world.

    3. Rhywun

      This is the exact same ploy the Squad tried with their little “condemn racism” stunt that was rewritten to condemn only wypipo.

  8. Count Potato

    “Want to read some stupid ass shit?”

    It’s asking me to subscribe to read it. Which is stupid.

    1. I just clicked “Don’t share” and closed the popup and I was good to go.

      1. Count Potato

        Huh.

  9. Fourscore

    We need to rescue the money that the rich have stored in their vaults and get it back into circulation. Everyone needs a piece of some one else’s pie.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Time for a sequel to 113) Executive Order 6102?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    But with angry customers on both sides, and apologizing for their apology, the taco company became a proxy for America’s culture wars.

    The controversy has deep layers. From the role that Mexican food has had in the immigration debate to the iconic 2016 moment when Latinos for Trump founder Marco Gutierrez said if nothing was done about immigration, “you’re gonna have taco trucks on every corner,” a taco is not just a taco.
    “You know, we just want to serve tacos,” Cimino said. “This is not a political thing by any means.”

    It’s all political, now. Right down to which hand you wipe your ass with.

    1. You don’t have a robot to do that for you?

      And they call me luddite.

      1. DrOtto

        You let robots do that? Won’t somebody think of the orphans’ jobs?

        1. Not Adahn

          Eeew! Do you know where those orphans’ hands have been?

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Eeew! You don’t have special designated wipin’ orphans?

    2. TARDIS

      Yur either fer us, or agin us.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Somebody should write a grievance study PhD thesis on it.

      1. Cultural Appropriation, ICE, and the Silent Genocide of Non-papered Workers: A Critical Study

    4. Rhywun

      a taco is not just a taco

      I want off this rock.

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

  11. Pat

    Man, I’m not sure I want to live in a world where your fans can’t taunt opponents. But this may have gone a little over the line.

    One of my maternal uncles, world renowned for his lack of couth, was attending a family dinner with my mother and the rest of my uncles. Somehow or other he ended up uttering the phrase “filthy fucking savages” in reference to Amerindians, not realizing that his brother’s then-fiance – who was in attendance – is half native American.

    1. And? What was the fiance’s reaction? Did he validate the statement, or disprove it?

      1. Pat

        From the retellings I’ve heard, the room fell silent momentarily as the rest of the family cringed, she gracefully let the moment pass without confrontation, and everybody else let him have it later.

      2. invisible finger

        Most tribes felt that way about every other tribe. Unless she was a left-wing idiot (but I repeat myself) it was probably shit she heard in her own home.

    2. Good for him she was probably already drunk by the time he said it, amirite?

    3. Fourscore

      The good news was he didn’t have to attend so many family reunions after that. Gotta admire someone that pre-cancels those events

    4. If my son were doing that, he’d get a forked tongue-lashing.

  12. Lackadaisical

    Re: apologizing, their tacos are overrated anyway (for the price). I dunno if it says in the link, but when asked if they’d serve at the ice center again, he said he wouldn’t answer hypothetical questions. Bruh…

    1. Fourscore

      Lloyd’s Authentic Mexican Cuisine, the way Mom would have made it, if she was into cross cultural stuff.

      1. Not Adahn

        Lloydo O’Rourke?

        1. Robert Francis’ Uncle?

          1. Slammer

            “Ll” pronounced with a “Y”?

        2. Lackadaisical

          Worse, i think they’re greasy wops.

          1. Not Adahn

            An Italian owned and operated food truck called “The Wandering Dago” was kicked out of the horsetrack here because of its name. Then the wops sued and won:

            https://dailygazette.com/article/2018/07/23/wandering-dago-case-to-cost-taxpayers-325k

      2. Nephilium

        If it wasn’t for cultural appropriation the food world would be a much duller world. Case in point, I want to try this Indian/Mexican place that was supposed to open this month.

        1. Indian/Mexican? Columbus opened a restaurant?

        2. Slammer

          Indian/Mexican?

          Gives you the shits, but you use the street

          1. Nephilium

            I see nothing wrong with vindaloo/naan tacos! NOTHING!

          2. If there’s not an item on the menu called “The Lost Italian”, I’m going to be miffed.

          3. mindyourbusiness

            They’re located in San Francisco?

        3. Old Man With Candy

          I had a Gujarati working for me who used to say, “Indian is Mexican plus garam masala.”

        4. Pine_Tree

          +1 Manila Galleons – lots of colonial-era sharing between the East Indies and Mexico.

          1. The colombian exchange was just cultural appropriation on a grand scale, and it ruined the authentic Mexican cuisine of sacrificed prisoner!

          2. Tejicano

            I suspect that the original filling of most Tamales was long pork.

        5. Tejicano

          “If it wasn’t for cultural appropriation the food world would be a much duller world”

          Ya think? Let’s see, what food items did the Europeans bring back from the Americas? – Tomatoes, corn, potatoes, all chilis (every last one used in Korean, Thai, Chinese, or Indian food!), most bean varieties, cacao (!!?!!) – and that’s just the main contributions. I often wonder just how bland the European diet was in 1491.

          1. CPRM

            History is problematic!

            The remarkable spread of the chili (or chilli, or chile, or chile pepper, to use just a few of its myriad names and spellings) is a piquant chapter in the story of globalization. Few other foods have been taken up by so many people in so many places so quickly. Ask a Chinese chili lover or an Indian or a Thai and most will swear that chilies are native to their homeland, so integral is the spice to their cooking, so deeply embedded is it in their culture.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Apparently, the Canuckistani hordes coming down from Toronto is a worse problem than I thought.

    I’d like to see this Canuck air get sent back to where it came from.

    *two degrees below zero*

    1. Fourscore

      Yikes, wait’ll November comes.!

    2. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

      It’s from Siberia, d00d. Effing Russians!

  14. Rebel Scum

    While their tax-the-rich proposals vow to create a better economic balance

    That’s not what taxes are supposed to be for.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    You don’t have a robot to do that for you?

    And they call me luddite.

    I can’t afford a Japanese toilet.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Then have your orphans do it.

  16. Rebel Scum

    “A true acknowledgement of historical crimes against humanity must include both the heinous genocides of the 20th century, along with earlier mass slaughters like the transatlantic slave trade and Native American genocide, which took the lives of hundreds of millions of indigenous people in this country,” she said in the statement, according to CNN.

    And what of the African slave trade among Muslims?

    1. The descendants of the castrated and murdered Zinj couldn’t be reached for comment.

    2. Also, there were not hundred of millions of indigenous people to kill. You need far more modern agriculture to feed that many mouths.

      1. Rebel Scum

        I noticed that. If there had been hundreds of millions they may not have been defeated.

        1. invisible finger

          By “indigenous people” she means “passenger pigeons”.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        You have to count the unborn in that. The only time the left counts the unborn as a life.

      1. Rebel Scum

        It’s almost like this sort of thing has, unfortunately, been the norm throughout human history.

        1. Tejicano

          Yeah, in most cases when two cultures clashed if one didn’t either annihilate or enslave – or a bit of both – the other it wasn’t for a lack of trying.

          1. Fourscore

            At least the native Americans went out of town to find a bride

    3. Tejicano

      Whatever the headcount of indigenous peoples was it is pretty well understood that something like 90% died of diseases before Europeans had a chance to either convert them to Christianity or put them to the sword. I would bet parts of my anatomy that these progs would blame the white man for deaths caused by disease but I would wager these progs are not aware of this fact in the first place.

      1. invisible finger

        But if there were hundreds of millions of indigenous people at the time, they would have built up immunities to the white man’s diseases and would have in all likelihood transmitted red man’s diseases to whitey and killed him off.

        1. Count Potato

          Plagues were largely the result of animal husbandry in cities, and the natives didn’t have either.

          1. invisible finger

            If there were hundreds of millions of them they would have had cities.

          2. Count Potato

            There weren’t, and they didn’t.

          3. Tejicano

            The Toltec, Aztec, and Maya civilizations did have cities but as their primary food sources of beans, corn, and gourds had an almost perfect blend of the 8 amino acids they were quite healthy without much animal protein in their diet. So without a need for domestic animals there wasn’t much exposure to viral diseases from other species in the way that people living in the Eurasian land mass had been exposed for millennia.

          4. invisible finger

            I’m not arguing with you, I’m pointing out all the other likely realities that Omar seems to be incapable of comprehending in her exaggerated drama.

        2. Rhywun

          There weren’t “hundreds of millions of indigenous people in this country” even in the highest, most politically-motivated estimates by people other than Prof. Omar.

      2. Tonio

        Had those honkies stayed on their own turf that shiznat would never have happened.

      3. A Leap at the Wheel

        Uhh, it actually is quite likely that the diseases that decimated indigenous Americans were brought over by europeans….

        1. But to be a genocide, it would have had to be deliberate. Just because the sailors were a dirty, diseased lot doesn’t mean they meant to wipe out the locals with pestilence.

          1. Drake

            That’s like blaming the Chinese for the Bubonic plague, Dutch elm disease, and the Emerald ash borer…

            Alright, I’m starting to get pissed at the Red menace.

          2. Just wait until Pig Ebola crosses the pacific.

            The loss of Bacon is a Cassus Belli for nuking them off the face of the planet.

          3. Drake

            That would mean war! I live in Jersey and need my pork roll.

          4. Sensei

            You mean Taylor Ham.

          5. Drake

            I prefer other brands. I actually buy Shoprite store brand “tangy”.

          6. bacon-magic

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

          7. whahappan

            Likewise with the Shoprite tangy!

          8. A Leap at the Wheel

            I’m not blaming anyone.

    4. My response would be “Okay. Some people did something.”

    5. I’ll also add that Congressional resolutions like these are worthless gestures and are just another form of pandering to try to earn votes.

  17. Tejicano

    Explorer (and exploiter, appropriator, genocidal maniac, and enslaver – WaPo) Christopher Columbus …

    I like to refer to him as the Lost Italian (even though Italy didn’t exist as a nation back then) because he discovered and returned to the new world 4 times (never reaching the continent itself) and went to his grave convinced it was Japan, or at least the Indies – while most of those in Europe who knew about his travels realized he had found unexplored islands.

    1. Drake

      There were plenty of scholars back then who had a pretty accurate idea as to how big the Earth is – they were among the naysayers who told him he would run out of rations before reaching China. . It must have dawned on him at some point that he was hitting land way too soon.

      He was also a Crusader. Spain had just thrown out the last of Islamic invaders while the Italian Peninsula and India were both being ravaged by Muslim attacks. Plans had been around for a long time to link up with the Indians and unite against the jihad that was threatening most of the civilized world.

      Louis Bertrand’s concluding discussion reveals how Columbus’ westward voyage, motivated by anti-jihadism, “chimerical ideas,” and his own persevering genius, begot “immense discovery”:

      Columbus’ great idea was that of reaching there by the route of the West. The Genoese was merely synthesizing all the more or less chimerical ideas, which had been in the air for the last half century at least, adding to them his own peculiar genius. It was to realize the dream so long cherished by pious imaginations—the dream of a final and definite Crusade against Islam by way of the Indies—that he asked the Catholic Sovereigns for the three poor little caravels which were to lead to the immense discovery.

      Less than a century later, European fleets were in fact fighting Muslim armies in India.

      1. Tejicano

        ” It must have dawned on him at some point that he was hitting land way too soon. ”

        The reason why Columbus thought that the Indies/Asia was much closer than most European scholars of his day was because he did his own calculations of the size of the earth and erroneously figured it was much smaller than common knowledge of the day (and actually what had been known for centuries). He figured it was just about where he found it – thus he never wavered in his belief.

      2. Tejicano

        ” It must have dawned on him at some point that he was hitting land way too soon. ”

        The reason why Columbus thought that the Indies/Asia was much closer than most European scholars of his day was because he did his own calculations of the size of the earth and erroneously figured it was much smaller than common knowledge of the day (and actually what had been known for centuries). He figured it was just about where he found it – thus he never wavered in his belief.

      3. Spartacus

        There were some smaller estimates floating around at the time (IIRC one appears in Isidore of Seville’s encyclopedia). Columbus cherry-picked the smaller estimate because he knew that nobody would fund (or go on) a trip involving several months on the open ocean.

  18. Tundra

    Good morning Sloopy! And a good morning to the rest of you tax cattle!

    Interesting lynx strategy, Sloop. Start with a gentle reminder of just how bad the Wild are, great news from PA and BOOM! Retardation, aggravation, a horrible human being (and Leap’s rep!), more retardation, and stupidity.

    Breathtaking, really.

    But, yeah, despite all of that I can indeed say the same. Thanks!

    1. I’m just happy Warty provided me with the positive link out of Yinzerville.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Good luck to your Astros. Death to all capital teams.

  19. Count Potato

    “California continues its march toward the Middle Ages.”

    I’m no historian, but I’m pretty sure medieval times suffered from lawlessness and a lack of technology. California has the opposite problem. Although back in the MA one didn’t need to pass 37 different regulations to open a shop, or get horses emissions tested, or permission from the king to collect firewood.

    1. I see you’ve never read medieval statutes on trade then.

      1. Count Potato

        I haven’t. Regardless, whatever laws and “regulatory agencies” they had must have been way less than what California has now, just based on communications technology.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      “Although back in the MA one didn’t need to pass 37 different regulations to open a shop”

      I don’t know–most trades were run by Guilds, which had a lot of strict rules and regulations. I’m not an expert an guilds, but I have to assume many or most them were arbitrary, and designed mostly to uphold the Guild’s monopoly. I think California would fit right in if they were transported back to, say, 1100AD.

      1. And you absolutely needed royal warrent to collect firewood, that was the king’s (or lord’s) trees.

      2. Fourscore

        We’re gonna need an ICE office on all roads leading east and north outta Cali, to turn back the hoards that will be leaving, “Cause the rent’s too damned high”

    3. Pat

      I recently read a book by John Horvat arguing that the social hierarchy and decentralized government of the middle ages are a perfect model for the re-Christianization of America when our current neoliberal consensus falls apart. Seriously.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        I suppose feudalism and manorialism could be called “decentralized”…

        1. Not Adahn

          Not without mobility between polities.

        2. Pat

          That was his exact contention, yes. And that feudal contracts engendered quasi-familial relationships between lords and serfs.

          1. Nephilium

            Can we at least get the Burbclaves?

          2. invisible finger

            Like Strom Thurmond?

      2. Homple

        Read Medieval Cities by the Belgian historian Henri Pirenne to see how that system evolved after the collapse of Rome.

  20. Drake

    The whole impeachment farce is decsending even farther into craziness. Schiff ‘interrupted continually’ to ‘coach’ latest Trump impeachment witness.

    Tomorrow they want to make that kind of thing official. After the show trial, they’ll have to figure out what they are tying to impeach him for.

    1. DOOMco

      Totally trustworthy

    2. Rebel Scum

      Reps. Steve Scalise, R-La., and Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, told reporters that Schiff shut down a Republican line of questioning toward Vindman.

      “When we asked [Vindman] who he spoke to after important events in July — Adam Schiff says, ‘no, no, no, we’re not going to let him answer that question,”‘ Jordan said.

      Jordan went on to say that Schiff seemed to be breaking his own rules for the hearings, implying the chairman was acting almost as a “lawyer” for Vindman.

      Shifty Schiff strikes again.

  21. Rebel Scum

    A taco truck company is in the middle of a controversy after serving workers at an immigration detention center in upstate New York, then apologizing for it.

    At least now we have something to tacobout.

    1. Tundra

      That kind of thing will definitely earn you a chili reception here, RS.

      1. Pat

        Now that’s a hot take.

        1. Not Adahn

          Watch your lengua.

          1. Tejicano

            I think I see what you bean trying to say

          2. Slammer

            I don’t Juan-a get involved with these puns

          3. Enough About Palin

            That’s nacho best pun, Slammer.

      2. Fourscore

        Way to spice up the conversation

    2. Old Man With Candy

      Cheese-us Christ.

    3. Shpip

      My guy on Oahu made me the best fish tacos I’ve ever had. Mahi do the same for you.

      1. Rebel Scum

        There’s no need to have such a hard shell.

      2. Drake

        Always seemed silly to were a woodland cammo vest over desert commo utilities. The Army really knows how to fuck up uniforms.

        1. They weren’t trying to blend into the background.

          1. Drake

            That really explains that UCP cammo. During field exercises it was easy to pick out that stuff from long distances. When they got much closer, you could start to see their buddies still wearing the old woodland cammo.

          2. Tejicano

            A National Guard dude I met on an exercise said the UCP cammo was perfect for varmit hunting in sagebrush in the high plains of Utah. That’s about the only place I understand they are useful.

          3. leon

            Can Confirm. Blends in well with sagebrush and pigeon shit.

          4. Drake

            It kind of worked on the granite colored rocks at West Point. Just don’t venture off into the foliage.

        2. Count Potato

          What about blue Navy camo? Where is that concealment from anything?

          1. Drake

            Rescue crews if they go overboard? Just spit-balling.

          2. Tejicano

            That’s just one of the reasons they are phasing that stuff out.

            I heard that at first they had infused the cloth with a hidden dye that would turn international orange if it was doused in salt water. Sounded good – if you fell overboard your uniform turned into a visual beacon.

            But it was quickly recognized that a lot of deck crew get splashed with salt water during normal operations so, at best, they ended up with a mostly blue uniform with bright orange spots all over.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          For the older pasgt vests, there was a DCU cover to put on. Made the woodland lbv stand out that much better and increased the heat retention even more.

      3. Tres Cool

        Thats not issue eyewear!
        Where’s those birth-control glasses?

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Or ranger go faster glasses.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          TEDs

          Tactical Eye Devices.

      4. Slammer

        The Gaze who would be King

    4. True story: I lost a creative crowdsourcing pitch for Old El Paso to an idea that was basically “Let’s Taco Bout it.’

  22. The Late P Brooks

    The researchers found a very strong correlation between progressive tax policies and how happy respondents rated themselves. This effect was most pronounced – and statistically significant – among taxpayers in the lowest 40% of incomes. The correlation steadily diminished among higher-income groups, disappearing altogether for the top 40%.

    What is the tax code for, if not to fan the flames of tribalism and resentment?

  23. Count Potato

    “Violence has disproportionately affected Native American women, who suffer from a rate of rape 1½ times the national average, and a rate of violent crime even higher than that.”

    Based on what? The same bullshit surveys they use for college women?

    1. I’ve heard stories from people who worked in prisons in reservation areas. The violence is real, but it’s all from within the same community, almost always reservation resident offenders and victims.

      1. Tundra

        Gee, like crime in general. Whoda thunk?

      2. The Last American Hero

        But dare suggest it’s time to end the reservation system and all you get is cries of racism.

    2. Nephilium

      a rate of rape 1½ times the national average

      So 6 out of 5 Native American women are raped?

      1. Tonio

        [golf clap]

      2. It’s 7.5 out of 4!

  24. Scruffy Nerfherder

    A Wealth Tax Could Deliver a Happiness Dividend

    You know what else delivers a happiness dividend?

      1. TARDIS

        The 22 year commitment overrides the dividend.

        1. Pork spending is typically only looked at over 10 years, and doesn’t really matter after an election cycle, rarely survives the 24-hour news cycle, so you’re good.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      STEVE DELIVER MUCH HAPPINESS.

      THAT WHY STEVE ALWAYS SMILE.

  25. Not Adahn

    Man, I’m not sure I want to live in a world where your fans can’t taunt opponents.

    The best part of attending college basketball games. Especially when you got to a big enough school that you have fans fluent in whatever languages are necessary to effectively yell at the guy on the free throw line.

    1. Tonio

      Yo, Ratboy — thanks for all the excellent info you provided about the origins of the term “SJW” in the comments to my Schroeder piece Monday. Much appreciated and have been incorporated into a revised version (manuscript, I left the original article intact since that is covered in the comments).

      1. Not Adahn

        *Tips hat*

        I find it fascinating that one side in the culture wars seems to be much better at reclaiming/repurposing language than the other. The shift between insult and self-identification seems to flow to the advantage of the memers. Hell, “shitlord” was originally a sincere expression of loathing.

        Of course, my observations may be completely a result of selection bias on my part.

        1. Tonio

          The advantage always goes to the side that employs humor and can take a joke. Call us shitlords and we revel in it. Call a snowflake a snowflake and they tantrum out.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Texas Luring Jobs Away From California With Promises Of Electricity

    Roy Rivera, a tech analyst with decades of experience in cutting edge technology, explained that “a lot of tech uses electricity.” He then pointed to a chart showing that tech businesses can be at least 300% more effective when they have power.

    California Governor Gavin Newsom was dismissive of Texas’s claims, though. “They’re making false claims of being able to deliver electricity 24/7,” Newsom said, “but it just can’t be done.” Newsom was also dismissive of the Lone Star State’s other claims, such as affordable housing, plenty of water, cheap gas, plastic straws, and not constantly being on fire. “It sounds made up,” said Newsom. “I don’t even think there is a Texas.”

    1. Not Adahn

      Anyone have the Babylon Bees address so I can send them some salsa for Christmas?

    2. Tejicano

      “the Lone Star State’s other claims, such as…” “…and not constantly being on fire”

      OK, That’s LOL funny right there.

    3. Rhywun

      *snort*

  27. Aloysious

    Wow. That’s a big girl. Looks like John’s type.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    After the show trial, they’ll have to figure out what they are tying to impeach him for.

    “Sentence first. Trial afterward.” Adam Schiff should dress up as the Red Queen tomorrow night.

    1. mindyourbusiness

      How do you know he doesn’t do that on a regular basis now?

  29. DOOMco

    I have no links to share. The bruins are on fire out of the gate.
    I went to bed when I thought Dallas was going to lose, and I wake up to a complete turnaround.

    Now I’m off to rekey athletic offices because apparently everyone and their brother has a master.

    1. Do they pay by the lock, or are you on salary?

      1. DOOMco

        Hours. I wouldn’t do salary unless it would be enough to cover the number of call ins and late days.

        I should switch to by the lock, were about to start an entire new system. They haven’t done much tracking since they opened…

    2. Tundra

      Man, you’d think that ‘Do Not Duplicate’ stamped on them would do the trick…

      1. Not Adahn

        Thankfully no, or I wouldn’t have some of my lab keys.

        1. *drops dime*

          “Yeah, the well dressed rat. He’s got some too!”

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Well dressed lab rat.

      2. DOOMco

        Like they used those.
        No, really. There are keys with “glass shed” and “library” stamped on it.

        I had to explain why this might be dumb.

        1. “Building with stealable shit”

          “Place you can cause lots of damage”

          “Place full of PII”

          1. DOOMco

            “people wouldn’t do that.”

        2. Sensei

          LockPicingLawyer occasionally pops up occasionally in my YouTube feed.

          In HS I used to try to pick locks for fun. In those pre-internet days we had to make the tools from certain brands of hacksaw blades.

          Now thanks to the internet you can get them from multiple places. However, you can also get Chinese locks of some of the worst quality I’ve ever seen as well.

          1. DOOMco

            I’ve used his videos before. There’s so good info there.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      I dropped Coyle in my pool.

      Watch him take off.

      1. Tundra

        Nah. When he was here, it was flashes of brilliance followed by his picture on milk cartons.

        This Donato kid we got for him, otoh, is a fucking train wreck. The Wild are in deep trouble.

          1. Tundra

            Yes, I know the Hawks are there, too. I was just hoping to make November with a little bit of hope.

            On the positive side, I’m getting more sleep!

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Good because I traded away Zucker.

    4. Rhywun

      The Rangers didn’t suck last night. Damn, 2nd last place feels nice!

    5. We all have a master, DOOM.

  30. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: The Hottest Take

    I am not a fan Dr. King’s “I Have a Dream” speech and the way that most people interpret it.

    Most folks forget that the beginning of the speech focuses on the failure of the white supremacist American government to fulfill the promise of the Emancipation Proclamation and of democracy for all its people.

    But I really cringe at the line “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”

    I wish Dr. King could come back and do a redo because that statement has been adopted and celebrated for the wrong reasons.

    The original statement has been twisted to imply that there is something inherently wrong with blackness and that great effort has to be taken to overlook it and not judge someone by it.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      I’m not a fan of the Ten Commandments and the way most people interpret it. I wish Moses could back and do a redo.

    2. Drake

      King’s ideas were discarded long ago. Refreshing to see the race hucksters admit that they hate his stuff now.

      1. DOOMco

        I was going to say the same thing.
        We all knew.

    3. PieInTheSky

      The original statement has been twisted to imply that there is something inherently wrong with blackness and that great effort has to be taken to overlook it and not judge someone by it. – how? when was the statement used with this meaning?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        shhhh…. he’s rolling

        1. Tonio

          Trolling and rolling. A troll on a roll, as it were.

      2. Rhywun

        Forget it, it’s Everydayfeminism-town.

    4. Enough About Palin

      The problem I have with Dr. King’s “I Have a Dream” speech is the ending:

      “When we allow freedom to ring-when we let it ring, from every city and every hamlet, from every state and of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, “Free at last, Free at last, Great God a-mighty, we are free at last.””

      I mean first of all, why do we all have to sing an old negro song? What if some folks just don’t like that style of music? And what if I, a white man who actually likes that style of music, sings an old negro song, how is that not coerced cultural appropriation? I think that King fellow was pretty fucked up.

  31. Pat

    George Papadopoulos: Disgraced Trump aide runs for Congress

    An ex-Trump adviser who sparked the US inquiry into Russian election meddling is running for a congressional seat vacated by a scandal-hit Democrat.

    George Papadopoulos, who served 14 days in prison for lying to the FBI during the Robert Mueller probe, is running for Katie Hill’s California district.

    Ms Hill stepped down amid claims of an affair with a Capitol Hill aide.

    Great timeline or greatest timeline?

    1. Drake

      I saw the whole frame job the FBI did on him. Missed the “disgraced” part.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Put your CNN blinkers on dude.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            *grabs some bubblegum*

          2. Drake

            I’m all out. ?

    2. The Last American Hero

      Great timeline. Greatest timeline has him winning and winding up on the Judiciary and Ethics Committees.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        House Oversight would be perfect.

      2. The House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. I think he has relevant experience.

  32. Rufus the Monocled

    Re taxing the rich. ‘Emotional lift’ to steal from someone’s wealth?

    Is that how they describe envy now?

  33. Rebel Scum

    Yeah, sure…

    Deutsch said, “There’s a duck and cover.”

    He added, “You’re seeing a turn. You’re seeing either silence from most the Republicans, or Republicans — obviously, Mitt Romney is at the front of it. I don’t believe it’s beyond comprehension, as David said —we’re early in this —the Democrats is got to keep it tight. It is not beyond comprehension that they can get 20 senators. We all know in a private ballot the Republicans don’t want him there. Nobody wants him there anymore. He’s really not good for anybody. You and I both know, everybody at this table knows they can take a secret ballot, I guarantee you there would be about a 98-2 vote because the Republicans don’t want him there. They just need air cover. As each day goes on, they get a little bit more air cover.”

    1. Pat

      They’ve got him for sure this time.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      So what you are saying is that the GOP Senators need to be protected from the voters who elected them? If that is true, maybe the voters need to change Senators.

      Do these people think about what they are saying? This chucklehead is basically saying that there really is a “Ruling Class” and they sure don’t want to have to listen to someone that the rubes in the sticks elected.

      1. leon

        The funny thing to me is that History will vindicate Trump, if he were removed. It might be 100 years later, but by then he will be remembered only a little, pehaps like Andrew Johnson, and the political biases will not be so strong as they are today. So the desire to cover for lies and bulshit vs “being honest historians” will be their.

        Andrew johnson was 1 vote away from being removed. He was not popular in the North, but when i learned about his impeachment, My teacher said it was a good thing he wasn’t removed or else Congress would have learned that they could just remove anyone they didn’t like.

        1. Rhywun

          Yeah and I probably won’t live long enough to see history come to grips with all the Obama dirt either.

          1. The Last American Hero

            It’s not dirt. He’s half black.

        2. OneOut

          Trump will be remembered as a very influential Presedent.

          He has had a tremendous impact on the Federal judiciary and possibly more to come in a second term.

          He has been pivotal in the World wide move to decouple from China as the West begins to remember just what communism is all about. Even some of the African countries are beginning to regret taking Chineese easy money.

  34. Rufus the Monocled

    Ihan is a sociopath. And a clever one. She understands what drives her critics now and know how to placate them and shut them up.

    This is one way.

    Ilhan: I really need to find a way to distract these whiteys.
    Whitey: Support a good thing. Like this Armenia genocide bill. They love that shit.
    Ilhan: Perfect! Who again?
    Whitey: Armenians.
    Ilhan: Are they like the Kurds but different?
    Whitey: If you want.
    Ilhan: And what I want is to get whitey Jew off my back.

    1. Tonio

      Nice.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Feels nice to be appreciated.

        /flips over like kitten to be pet.

        1. Tonio

          Ha, I know that trick.

          1. TARDIS

            Do you bite too?

    2. straffinrun

      She heard “genocide” and wished she were present.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Whitey: So here are a list of peoples, tribes and other assortments of ‘what’s the point?’ elements claiming being victims of genocide…
        Ilhan (perks up from watching ‘One, two, three steps to baking a Jew or Two!’): Genocide?
        Whitey: How did you pack up so fast?
        Ilhan: Genocide?
        Whitey: You know, we can just deny the claim.

        Ilhan stand motionless holding luggage.

      2. TARDIS

        She probably masturbates while viewing photos of girls on crosses. She is one sick bitch.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Is she like Elizabeth Bathory?

    3. Pope Jimbo

      You are giving her way too much credit.

  35. DOOMco

    https://jalopnik.com/a-look-at-some-of-the-toyota-land-cruiser-fj40s-fascina-1839425979/amp
    Some interesting pics and info on land cruisers.
    I’m happy I have a more normal transfer case system.

    1. Tejicano

      I assume you realize that the Toyota in-line 6 of that age was a blueprint copy of a Chevy straight-6 – one of the reasons why swapping Chevy sixes and eights (often with the Chevy transmission as well) into those Toyotas was a common conversion.

  36. Pat

    Australia’s ‘backpacker tax’ ruled illegal by court

    Australia has used a so-called “backpacker tax” to illegally tax foreign workers from eight countries, according to a landmark ruling.

    In 2017, the government imposed a controversial 15% tax rate on two visa categories for working holiday-makers.

    But a court on Wednesday found the levy was in breach of existing treaties with the UK, US, Germany, Finland, Chile, Japan, Norway and Turkey.

    Tens of thousands of foreign nationals may be owed money, local media said.

    The Australian Tax Office said it was considering whether to appeal against the ruling.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    But I really cringe at the line “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”

    I know, right? We’ll never build a subservient client population with that kind of talk.

  38. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Disaster Communism

    Climate change represents the biggest threat humanity has ever faced. Why does it seem that we cannot do anything about it? Because the productive forces we created are totally outside our rational control.

    A tiny minority of capitalists control our economy, and their only concern is maximizing their wealth. They are actually preparing to escape the earth—building rockets and planning Mars colonies—rather than doing anything to solve the looming catastrophe.

    But the billions of working people around the earth can take control of the economy and subject the productive forces to democratic control. If we lived in a rationally organized economy (i.e., a socialist republic), we could immediately start fighting climate change. Just to name a few examples: We could phase out fossil fuels in a few short years. We could eliminate private cars and replace them with free public transit. We could build new cities for populations forced to leave coastal areas. Scientists who are now forced to work for corporations would be free to use their work for the benefit of all humanity. Instead of competing socialist states, we would have democratic and collaborative self-government for all humanity. Climate change would be a difficult but manageable challenge.

    The only thing preventing us from taking steps against climate change is the rule of capital. A socialist revolution is now more urgent than ever.

    As the effects of climate change become more drastic, many people assume that society will move to the right. That has certainly been the case for the last few years. But there is also a counter-example: People faced with natural disasters, whether hurricanes in Florida or earthquakes in Mexico City, report how in times of crisis, human beings tend to ignore the rules of class society and work together, at least until the crisis passes.

    In the coming years, everything will get worse, with ever more people driven from their homes by wind and flames. This might not, however, lead more people to support right-wing governments that put up walls and establish police states. Puerto Rico was devastated by a natural disaster made far worse by climate change. But in the aftermath, working and young people came together in a determined uprising against a corrupt government.

    Disasters won’t necessarily lead to rightward shifts. They could just as easily lead to a form of “disaster communism” (a term coined by Ashley Dawson, reversing the idea of “disaster capitalism” invented by Naomi Klein), in which working people get rid of the capitalists and begin to reconstruct society along collaborative lines. While proponents of a Green New Deal think capitalist states can be pressured to solve the climate crisis, it’s really only a Green Planned Economy that can mobilize all of humanity’s resources to confront the difficult times ahead

    When I feel climate despair, I think of this perspective of “disaster communism.” Joining together with other people around the world to struggle against the catastrophe—that is a source of hope. It might not be successful, but it is the only chance we have got, and humanity is too beautiful to give up without a fight.

    1. PieInTheSky

      Climate change represents the biggest threat humanity has ever faced. – nonsense. humanity could have gone extinct several times through its existence

      Why does it seem that we cannot do anything about it?- evil libertarian cabal, duh

      Because the productive forces we created are totally outside our rational control. – Ha I knew it

      1. Tonio

        But if you’re talking about the ice ages and epidemics those were things beyond our power to do anything about at that time. Particularly the ice ages. I’m sure that a Malthusian would say that urbanization made the epidemics possible.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      “We could build new cities for populations forced to leave coastal areas.”

      Citizen at gun point: I don’t want to leave my home!
      Disaster Commie: You have to, this place will be underwater shortly!
      Citizen: When? I don’t see any water!
      Disaster Commie: Get in the train, you Denier!

    3. Pat

      If we lived in a rationally organized economy (i.e., a socialist republic), we could immediately start fighting climate change.

      Absolutely true. Killing or imprisoning a third of your population and bringing manufacturing to a halt causes huge reductions in CO2.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        Yay Genghis Khan!

      2. The Last American Hero

        Not in the Soviet Union or Mao’s China, it didn’t.

        1. They didn’t bring manufacturing to a halt.

    4. Tonio

      Never let a good crisis go to waste.

    5. PieInTheSky

      I like how there is no contradiction between democratic control and rationally organized… Even if there was such a thing as rationally organized (lol) that may not be according to the stupid demos and their wishes

      1. Tonio

        Good catch.

      2. Rhywun

        Useful idiots like this have literally zero understanding of how humans actually think and behave. The ones who DO have this understanding know you have to create great big piles of corpses in order to put these ideas in place and are A-OK with that.

    6. Rebel Scum

      A socialist revolution is now more urgent than ever.

      Those tend to be quite messy. So let’s not.

    7. leon

      Was War Communisim ever something to be envied? I ask because i’ve always hated comunisim, so i know i’m biased. But Why would you take a phrase that is litterd with bad history?

    8. “A socialist revolution”

      A solution in search of a problem.

  39. Rebel Scum

    Singing a different tune these days.

    “This idea of purity, and you’re never compromised, and you’re always politically ‘woke’ and all that stuff, you should get over that quickly. The world is messy. There are ambiguities. People who do really good stuff have flaws. People who you are fighting may love their kids and share certain things with you. And I think one danger I see among young people, particularly on college campuses… and this is accelerated by social media, there is this sense sometimes of, ‘The way of me making change is to be as judgmental as possible about other people, and that’s enough.’ Like, if I tweet or hashtag about how you didn’t do something right, or used the wrong verb… then I can sit back and feel pretty good about myself. ‘Cause man, you see how woke I was? I called you out… That’s not activism. That’s not bringing about change. If all you’re doing is casting stones, you’re probably not going to get that far.” – Barry

    1. Rhywun

      Then he apologized for his role in encouraging this environment, right?

    2. The Last American Hero

      Dude’s come a long way of telling Americans to report potential terrorists to Attackwatch. Potential terrorists of course defined as white men over the age of 30 that vote third party and vocally support the 2nd amendment.

  40. PieInTheSky

    Good news. The centralized city heating in Bucharest will start Tomorrow. Although it may not last through the winter as it is old, ill maintained and the government refuses private investors who want to improve it.

    1. Why do they refuse the investors? I mean, it sounds like they’re trying to keep a soviet era steam plant running. Modernization would do some good.

      1. PieInTheSky

        Well one he was delivering hot water to the network at 25% less then the government owned plant, not good optics. Second they accused him of wanting to big of market share (he had 4% and would have gone to 10%). Third he probably did not bribe the right people, or the people had promises of bigger bribes from a different investor. Or he simply was not part of the group of the people currently in power. Who knows, in Romania.

        1. That’s hilarious in a Brazil (the movie) sort of way. It reminds me of the old Thomas Sowell bit about the American city that cuts the fire department budget instead of the Benedict Arnold Statue Maintenance budget because if they cut the latter people will start asking why they have the statue in the first place.

    2. Tonio

      Holy fuck. You have those? I’ve never heard of a municipal system in the US. Generally the only multi-building systems are for campuses of various sorts — schools, hospitals, etc. This was an artifact of communism, right?

      Steam or hot water?

      1. PieInTheSky

        They pump hot water. Although a lot of it is lost on the way. And it does not reach the buildings hot enough as they cannot pump it with sufficient pressure as the pipes could burst.

        1. Tonio

          Also, each time it passes through a radiator or a poorly insulated stretch of piping it loses heat.

          That is such a perfect example of why collectivism is idiocy.

          1. PieInTheSky

            Apparently it works much better in Denmark or some shit. The idea is that it can be more efficient, which is what some investors are proposing. Decentralized smaller pumping stations rather then the few huge ones made by the commies.

          2. leon

            You’re saying the Commies were the epitome of “Bigger is Better”, or “Everything is Bigger in Soviet Russia”

          3. PieInTheSky

            We had a saying Russia has the worlds largest dwarf

          4. The Last American Hero

            Denmark has like 50 people. A large bonfire could keep the country warm.

          5. Not Adahn

            They stay warm by skating everywhere.

          6. Not Adahn

            But it also keeps the sidewalks clear of snow for free!

          7. PieInTheSky

            I wish

      2. PieInTheSky

        Hot water and heat. If someone lives on the 10th floor and wakes up at 6 AM it quite a wait for the hot water

        1. Tonio

          Is it the same system, ie is your hot water supply for your shower an extension of the same line that runs through your radiators?

          1. PieInTheSky

            No I believe they are different circuits

        2. This is probably a stupid question and I suspect I know the answer, but are apartments that use this don’t have any control over the temperature, do they? There aren’t thermostats in each apartment where they can set the temperature where the heat kicks in, I mean?

          1. Probably zero control, so you get open windows and space heaters depending on personal preference and the weather.

          2. The Last American Hero

            Yep. We had this system in college – radiator on full blast or you get no heat. Window open to moderate the temperature.

          3. PieInTheSky

            The radiators usually have some knobs with which you can control the water flow.

          4. PieInTheSky

            But often these do not work great and it is the open window method

          5. I had a friend who lived in a small public housing complex ironically near St. John’s College (a private liberal arts school in Annapolis not to be confused with the university in New York) and they had that system. You’d go to his house in the dead of winter and every window above a radiator would be cracked about three inches. Because of science things, apparently, if you keep the window cracked and make minor adjustments, two things happen. Convection caused by the hot air rising past the crack draws cold air in, creating movement. That incoming air is heated as it passes into the room, creating an effect similar to having forced air. The temperature can be adjusted by raising or lowering the window, which will be necessary due to what is called “ghetto heat”, or the fact that if the windows were closed the room would be 95F.

          6. PieInTheSky

            I assume on of you American windows that opens vertically.

            Here it is worse for ground floor apartments under which the pipes for the whole building pass. They can get very hot

          7. Horizontally. Picture an ‘H’ with the bottom part being able to slide up.

          8. PieInTheSky

            Now it usually works okayish, but people with small children often get additional heating usually electrical, wither something that blows hot air or a radiator filled with a special oil and electric heating elements.

      3. Sensei

        Con Ed in NYC

        Quasi-private of course.

        1. Rhywun

          Yep. That’s why you see this all the place during the winter.

    3. PieInTheSky

      Look, unlike in the 80s at least there is some heat and hot water

    4. PieInTheSky

      Most of these hot water pumping station also make electricity to be cheaper, burn whatever to heat the water to steam, run it through turbines to make electricity and then deliver it to the city for heat.

  41. wchipperdove

    Obligatory new avatar check post.

    1. Tonio

      Clever.

  42. Nephilium

    Wish me luck all, I’m in the office for a full day of on-site meetings. I’m sure they’ll all be productive…

  43. PieInTheSky

    A former Boston College student has been charged with involuntary manslaughter over her boyfriend’s suicide in May.

    Inyoung You, 21, from South Korea, verbally, physically and psychologically abused fellow Boston College student Alexander Urtula, 22, right up to his death, according to prosecutors in Massachusetts.

    https://news.sky.com/story/girlfriend-charged-over-boston-college-students-suicide-on-graduation-day-11848187

    1. Private Chipperbot

      In young you? That’s how OMWC signs his notes to SP.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      You don’t remember this being posted yesterday?

      1. PieInTheSky

        Nope

        1. PieInTheSky

          I double checked the morning links and did not find anything.

          1. Did something just fall out of your ass?

  44. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Fear and Loathing and Lost Wages

    When you have a child, you’re just creating another cog that keeps the capitalist machine going. To procreate means to donate money to the elites. The most effective way to fight back against this system is to not procreate. People often complain about the elites having too much power, but then they go and create more slaves that work for the elites, and thus making them even more powerful. The most effective boycott is to stop breeding because that will reduce their supply of potential wage slaves. It’s the only way to really hit them hard.

    1. PieInTheSky

      The most effective way to fight back against this system is to not procreate. – I support that. Please sterilize yourself. It is for the greater good.

    2. Pat

      Certainly worked for American blacks amirite?

    3. straffinrun

      I agree that person should not breed.

    4. Tonio

      Someone is off the reservation. Without children there is no need for public schools.

      Also, robots.

      1. straffinrun

        True and no one to pay the next round of public Ponzi premiums.

        1. leon

          Robots need to pay FICA taxes / Next Berni sanders/ Warren plan.

          1. whiz

            That idea has already been floated, although I don’t remember where.

    5. I presume that the writer and all that think similarly will commit mass seppuku as well.

    6. The author is quite mouthy for a slave. Its master is slacking.

    7. “When you have a child, you’re just creating another cog that keeps the capitalist machine going. ”

      Wow. Putting the charm offensive right upfront. That’s a bold move.

  45. Looks like Sunday’s a twenty-five hour day. Have to change the clock. Good thing I took that week off, otherwise my sleep schedule would be brutalized by the change.

    Really, we need to pick a time and stick to it. This clock changing farce causes more trouble than it solves.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Howcome you hate the timekeeping system designed by our Congressional betters?

    2. PieInTheSky

      Look at the bright side. At least the damn links will come in at the correct hour.

    3. Just a thought not a sermon

      Getting an extra hour of sleep will brutalize your sleep schedule?

      1. Trying to move it an hour tends to cause far more drastic shifts or potential inversion, which doesn’t work with work.

        It’s actually easier for me to adapt to a sudden five hour change than a sudden one hour change (I was never jet-lagged going to/from England, but daylight savings time changes always cause problems)

    4. Pat

      Move to AZ, all the cool glibs are doing it.

      1. I find 80 degree weather lethal.

        I’d not survive 110 degree weather.

      2. PieInTheSky

        Are there any cool glibs? How many of the best cocktail parties are they invited to?

        1. Invited to? We throw the parties!

          /TPTB

        2. Fourscore

          The cool AZ glibs host the best cocktail parties. Oh, I thought you got an invite? Sorry, sort of.

  46. Rebel Scum

    A group of boys seized upon the fumble and began mocking the away team, witnesses said. They imitated Native American dances and rituals. They mocked tribal war cries. They yelled, “Savages!”

    I suppose it went something like this.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    But the billions of working people around the earth can take control of the economy and subject the productive forces to democratic control. If we lived in a rationally organized economy (i.e., a socialist republic), we could immediately start fighting climate change. Just to name a few examples: We could phase out fossil fuels in a few short years. We could eliminate private cars and replace them with free public transit. We could build new cities for populations forced to leave coastal areas. Scientists who are now forced to work for corporations would be free to use their work for the benefit of all humanity. Instead of competing socialist states, we would have democratic and collaborative self-government for all humanity. Climate change would be a difficult but manageable challenge.

    WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    Totally not a doomsday cult.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      What about the well being of the god knows how many would have to be led to the killing fields to make this vision happen? I guess they don’t count.

      1. “I don’t hear any objections, Comrade. Do you?”

        “No, Comrade. It is pretty silent here.”

        1. Tundra

          When they start in with their socialist brain vomit, I like to suggest to my proggies that they do a search for S-21.

          They are fools.

    2. Rebel Scum

      We could phase out fossil fuels in a few short years.

      No, we couldn’t.

      These people are seriously dangerous zealots.

    3. Just a thought not a sermon

      “Scientists who are now forced to work for corporations”

      This is the worst part about being a scientist.

    1. Pat

      She’s got an absolutely busted face and toned bodies are a dime a dozen. I remain baffled how the fame machine works.

      1. PieInTheSky

        would though

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Who punched her in the mouth?

          1. PieInTheSky

            Jason?

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        an absolutely busted face

        1) British publication, so consider the comps
        2) Women wearing clothing fame is mostly driven by other women, who don’t select based on reproductive quality (ie good facial proportions)

  48. PieInTheSky

    Was this covered?

    My @WashingtonPost piece on why the very broadness of the First Amendment suggests we should have a hate speech law. And if we did, why the President might be in violation of it.

    https://twitter.com/stengel/status/1189157532909981696

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Former Under Secretary of State in Obama admin

      Why am I not surprised an Obama lackey was anti-liberty?

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Even as polarized as we are now I don’t think the idea of crushing the 1st Amendment as a means to gig Trump is a popular idea.

      1. leon

        At this point they would tear down every law in the land to get after the devil.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          +1 Homer ripping up the Hallowed Sacred Parchment.

          It’s all parchment to them.

      2. Akira

        I think they’re just warming up for a complete gutting of the First Amendment. They’ve got enough phony excuses between “hate speech”, “fake news”, “corporate electioneering”, and “foreign interference in our elections”. Just look at the Second Amendment – after decades of denying that anyone would ever dream of confiscating a single gun, they’re now discussing widespread confiscation as a perfectly respectable position.

        And First Amendment restrictions may not be popular, but the question is whether or not people will hold their nose on that issue and vote Democrat if the Republican candidate is sufficiently shitty. If a lot of people think it won’t pass or won’t affect them, it could be a real risk.

    3. Drake

      He should be impeached for violating this guy’s theoretical unconstitutional law!

    4. Tonio

      No, fuck you Stengel.

    5. Count Potato

      “That you want to put the guy you think would be violation of your hypothetical law in charge of enforcing your hypothetical law demonstrates that you haven’t thought very hard about this.”

      https://twitter.com/charlescwcooke/status/1189264516871282690

      1. leon

        Or they have, and they don’t care, they just want to crush liberty. I know the Maxim is “Don’t assume Malice” but when it comes to these lifelong government types advocating the destruction of a core leagal and cultural belief, I really see no credible alternative than they just want to be autocrats.

        1. PieInTheSky

          Yeah I am starting to assume they are willing to take whatever when they are not in power so they can dish it when they are and punish their detractors

        2. Rhywun

          they don’t care, they just want to crush liberty

          Of course. See that grotesquely mendacious “Project 1619” crap from the NYT, the entire point of which is to delegitimize such beliefs.

          This guy has the support of the entire MSM and it’s being pushed in your kids’ schools now too.

    6. straffinrun

      Fuck off, Bitch.

    7. Rebel Scum

      the very broadness of the First Amendment suggests we should have a hate speech law

      The very broadness is why such a law would be unconstitutional.

    8. Ok, this explains why my wife came home last night and was like ranting angry about another professor who complains about a lack of “cultural perspectives” in math students and holds seminars where she, and I quote, “tries to trick people into saying something she thinks is racist and then gets all excited because, surprise surprise, she’s proven that all white people are racist”. She literally left the house that morning talking about how she’s 100% sure Trump is going to be impeached and she hopes he gets the chair and then comes back home redpilled as hell. Which means that the pendulum has swung so far towards Progressive fascism that she has to balance it out.

  49. Slammer

    Spider-man points

    Suspicious package that shutdown #NewRochelle train station turns out to be a box containing the #MTA’s new “Help Points” system …. which is designed to help commuters call in a suspicious package #nbc4ny

    1. Count Potato

      LOL

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      We are living in a cyberpunk world, but its 2000AD and not Neuromancer.

      1. I am… the law.

    3. Rhywun

      I’ve seen those things for a couple years now. It’s just a generic help-line. I suppose it could be used to “call in a suspicious package” too.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    The world is messy. There are ambiguities. People who do really good stuff have flaws. People who you are fighting may love their kids and share certain things with you.

    Obama’s “good people on both sides” moment.

    *sits back awaits media outrage storm*

    *taps foot, looks at clock*

    *sighs*

  51. The Late P Brooks

    What about the well being of the god knows how many would have to be led to the killing fields to make this vision happen? I guess they don’t count.

    Think of the beautiful fields of poppies. What do you have against poppies?

    1. pan fried wylie

      What do you have against poppies?

      Some don’t wash their hands before tossing pizza, and then pee on your new couch.

  52. PieInTheSky

    Read up more on the Kotaku/Deadspin/G/O Media happenings. It’s very bad when parent companies fire journalists for doing their jobs.

    Luckily, it appears no journalists will be affected by these recent firings.

    https://twitter.com/PixelMetal/status/1189298065838170115

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      They really think they are heroes for defying their bosses. Good luck I guess.

  53. Pope Jimbo

    Why won’t these pesky minorities shut up and let us save them?

    Local plant that makes stuff out of lead was shut down because a few kids of the workers had high lead levels in their blood. Now the workers are demanding that the plant reopens because they need a job.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s for the children though, just disregard the kids that’ll be screwed because their parents have been unnecessarily denied a decent paycheck.

    2. straffinrun

      Dumb immigrants. That’s not how you make a PB and J sammich.

      1. straffinrun

        豚に真珠.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Uffda. You write kanji like a fag and your shit is all fucked up. Stick to hiragana/katagana so us rubes can keep up.

          1. straffinrun

            豚—swine. 真珠- pearls.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Look, I have a hard enough time reading english. If I go too fast, all sorts of words and letters get transposed. And now you want me to try learning pictographs? Fuck that.

            And don’t be like my in-laws and tell me that it is easy because you can learn all the little stories.

          3. Sensei

            Here you go Pope Jimbo

            Yojijukugo

          4. straffinrun

            OK, Your Holiness. PB as in lead. I hate esplainin’ jokes.

          5. Pope Jimbo

            It isn’t the joke that needs ‘splaining. It is your insistence on using crazy writing.

            And don’t even get me started on math….

          6. Sensei

            The scary part is that after you get middling proficient in Japanese using romanized Japanese is actually much harder to read.

            The pictographs actually help to quickly convey meaning.

          7. Tundra

            ✊?

          8. straffinrun

            It’s all an elaborate joke. We only use Japanese when wypipo are around. *Applies yellowface*

        2. Sensei

          I always find it fascinating when expressions are similar between English and Japanese.

          一石二鳥

          1. Negative house equals apartment building?

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Clearly that is “Don’t jump off the diving board onto passing jellyfish”. Sort of like “let sleeping dogs lie”

          3. Sensei

            Look…

            一 is 1

            二 is 2

            三 is 3

            so naturally 4 is 四.

            Makes perfect sense!

          4. straffinrun

            “Why, Japanese people?”

            I hate Atsukiri Jason. He stole my shtick: “WTF, Japanese people?!?!”

          5. Sensei

            I think Dogen does a much better highbrow version.

          6. Not Adahn

            And pi/4 is west.

          7. straffinrun

            That came directly from English I’d bet.

          8. Sensei

            Wikipedia agrees!

            Next thing you will tell me is the word for bread in Japanese came from the Portuguese.

          9. straffinrun

            It’s weird reading Murakami Haruki novels in Japanese. I’ll come across an idiom that obviously came from English and ask my wife, “Wow, do you actually use that in Japanese?” She’ll say, “No, but I understand it and it’s beautiful.” Kind of a cheeky way to write and pass it off as his own.

    3. ” the plant reopens”

      You are such a shitlord.

  54. PieInTheSky

    what an influential guy, how crazy is it he doesn’t have a wikipedia page despite uhhh founding a satanic movement author of multiple books about satanism and black magick and oh a lt. colonel in US army psychological operations. nothing weird about that 1st amendment religious f

    https://twitter.com/brand_forsaken/status/1188992913470087169

    I got nothing…

    1. straffinrun

      Think we found who’s been eating all that lead.

  55. Count Potato

    “Hi! I’ve just been fired from Deadspin for not sticking to sports.”

    https://twitter.com/barry/status/1189224064788979712

    As someone who worked as a sports writer that’s not difficult. Athletes compete against each other, then you tell what happened. Unless someone is throwing out a first pitch or something, there are no politicians involved.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s got support from the real journalists with like… degrees and shit.

      @annamerlan

      Replying to @barry
      You’re a real one Barry and we’re here for you. ?

    2. straffinrun

      The guy wouldn’t play ball.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Booooo!!

        1. straffinrun

          I thrive on bad press.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            But can you handle a full court press by the h8ters?

    3. Count Potato

      “Deadspin staffers had nothing to do with the changes on the front page. Here’s how it looked earlier today and here’s how it looks now.”

      https://twitter.com/gmgunion/status/1189287651146383361

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        Ah yes, Deadspin wrote a blog about Covington Catholic and it was popular! Even if it was bullshit.

        1. leon

          “Don’t doubt wat you saw with your own eyes” … Unless you watched the entire video and not the ones cut and edited short. Then very much doubt what you saw cuz those kids are Racists!

        2. Juvenile Bluster

          Clicks on their political coverage outpaces clicks on their sports coverage!

          Of course, that’s because they’ve cultivated a much smaller audience than they once had because of their politics, but hey.

          I *really* miss pre-Gawker Deadspin. Now that was a great site.

    4. Deadspin is what I love most about The Athletic.

  56. Pope Jimbo

    Huh. Nice to know that fads like road diets spread so fast. A road near my house just had this happen. A nice 4 lane road was shrunk down to 3 lanes (and bike lanes that are 3 ft away from the existing 8 ft. paths).

    This article says that the idea is still being studied, but it sure seems like my suburb has jumped on the bandwagon.

    1. Build pedestrain overpasses. Don’t make things worse for the cars.

      1. Tonio

        Pedestrians won’t use overpasses because too much work to climb that height, and don’t even think about tunnels because there is an armed rape gang in every one of them 24×7.

        1. Then put in some anti-pedestrian barriers. These people shouldn’t be on the road.

        2. Pat

          and don’t even think about tunnels because there is an armed rape gang in every one of them 24×7.

          Thanks for blowing up my spot bro.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Aren’t you down there looking for some blowing?

          2. Hey, 10 bucks is 10 bucks!

          3. Pat

            A married couple down on their luck decides to have the wife work the corner to try to make a few extra bucks. After the first day the husband picks the wife up and asks “How did you do?” “Pretty well” she says, “I made 200 dollars and 50 cents”. The husband asks “Which asshole gave you 50 cents?” And the wife replies “All of them”

    2. Tonio

      Some idiots here keep yammering about doing that to a secondary artery that passes through a short stretch with two poorly thought out intersections, one of which also has an elementary school. They’ve lowered the speed limit and are now complaining about people running lights, passing illegally, etc.

    3. Fourscore

      Welcome to the woods, Jimbo. Where the roads don’t need diets but the strong women do.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Don’t forget the sharrows!

  57. prolefeed

    A Wealth Tax Could Deliver a Happiness Dividend

    Tax-the-rich plans face doubts about the amount of money they could raise. But researchers say they dependably produce an emotional lift for society as a whole.

    Yeah, I too keep noticing the emotional lifts coming out of Venezuela.

    1. Akira

      Since “happiness studies” are bullshit anyway, it wouldn’t be hard at all to produce an apparent uptick in happiness after the implementation of communism the wealth tax.

  58. PieInTheSky

    Was City Of Dallas Founder John Neely Bryan A Cephalopod?

    https://www.centraltrack.com/was-city-of-dallas-founder-john-neely-bryan-a-cephalopod/

    A Mysterious Statue Recently Placed Near The Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center Suggests Bryan Was More Than Human, Calls Dallas “A Shared Delusion.”

    1. Tonio

      Nobody there has apparently ever heard of HP Lovecraft. I looked at that and immediately thought “Cthulhu.”

    2. Not Adahn

      Oh goddammit. Once you get an Illithid infestation, they’re a real bitch to get rid of. And don’t get me started on the damage the umber hulks do to your lawn.

      1. On the plus side, they got rid of the voles.

        1. Not Adahn

          …but replaced them with cranium rats.

          1. The rats were willing to negotiate, and we came to an accord about living areas.

  59. Pope Jimbo

    Proving that you can never make the mob happy, Special K is getting beat up by the LGBT crowd.

    Amy is going around talking about how she helped stop a constitutional amendment to prevent gay marriage in Minnesoda. Locals are calling BS on her. They point out that she was privately supportive but wasn’t about to publicly support it (until the last second).

    It warms my heart to see her get wrapped around the axle because of her gutlessness.

    At one point, Sullivan said he asked Klobuchar to publicly oppose the amendment, but Klobuchar said the marriage ban was a state issue. “It sort of sticks in my mind when she tried to educate me on the difference between state issues and federal issues.”

    “Her response was that this was not an issue she was gonna take a position on,” Sullivan said. “She said, you know, that ‘I oppose it, but I’m not taking a position.’”

    1. PieInTheSky

      Minnesota is weird in choice of lawmakers. That is all.

        1. Tundra

          Best governor we’ve ever had.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            +10 upvotes

      1. Tundra

        Minnesota is weird in choice of lawmakers. That is all.

        1. Fourscore

          Wait just a damned minute!, Oh yeah, I forgot

          /Looks at group picture of Honey Harvest

  60. Drake

    Nice to see that Canadian professors enjoy the same academic freedoms as their American colleagues.

    University dumps prof who revealed polar bears actually thriving

    I assume she sent her resume to Hillsdale.

    1. leon

      There is a LOT of land locked up in Polar Ice caps. Seems to me that melting some of those could be good for life. (not saying it would be good, just that the question is ambiguous)

  61. PieInTheSky

    When I as a kid my favorite Russia joke was In Soviet agriculture corn stalks grow like telephone poles or even further apart.

    As usual, am not sure it translates

    1. Fourscore

      You saw my garden from your house?

    2. In Soviet Russia, corn shucks you!

      1. pan fried wylie

        In Soviet Russia, you can go shuck yourself.

    1. PieInTheSky

      I am a golden god

      1. straffinrun

        Golden girl if you go by his chest.

        1. Chipwooder

          Thank you for being a friend!

          1. pan fried wylie

            visiting Straff would actually involve traveling round the world and back again.

    2. “I hope I get a chance to see this Biden fellow”

    3. “Is that a taco truck?”

    4. leon

      “Hey Esther! Get down from their!”

    5. Pope Jimbo

      Me and Corn Pop here are off to get some bitches!

    6. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Make a hole assholes, I see some hair I wanna sniff.”

    7. Scruffy Nerfherder

      So many bullshit stories to tell, so little time.

    8. “I think I heard it over there. Click the unlock button a couple more times, this Corolla looks familiar.”

      Also, I own that shirt in grey. Also also, Brooks Brothers is overpriced trash. For $800, I expect a sport coat to have functional surgeon’s cuffs.

      1. Akira

        Also, I own that shirt in grey. Also also, Brooks Brothers is overpriced trash. For $800, I expect a sport coat to have functional surgeon’s cuffs.

        For real, man. I hate non-functional stuff on clothing.

        I bought a vest where the pockets were sewn shut. OK, that’s usually how it’s done on dress clothes. Sliced open the bottom pockets, no problem. Go to slice open the breast pocket, and surprise mothafucka – that one is not a real pocket! There’s something there that looks like a pocket, but if I were to put anything in there, it would just drop down into the space between the lining and the outer fabric. Fucking stupid.

        1. Pat

          You utterly uncultured cretin, we don’t use our fine clothing for storing our personal effects!

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            You monster? Where do you clip the lanyard of your monocle? Where do you store your snuff box filled with healthsome cocaine?

          2. Pat

            I beat the game: I exclusively travel in the nude.

          3. Not Adahn

            Oh, so that’s where you store your snuffbox.

    9. Rebel Scum

      “Where the hell am I?”

    10. Pat

      “Swiggity swooty, I’m coming for that booty”

    11. “Ignoring the blatant display of Toxic Whitenessnicity, Biden looks away as The One Black Man at his rally is shoved aside by an ambitious, white, corporate photog.”

    12. A Leap at the Wheel

      That neckbeard on the left does not look like he wants to be there.

      1. Indeed, that is an expression of regret.

      2. “Why do I have to carry his garbage?”

    13. Tejicano

      “If this is Tuesday then we should be in Memphis, which means… or is this Wednesday… Did I get lunch yet?… should have gone with the orange polo – do I still have that one?… it went well with that belt which I lost in Dallas.. or St. Louis?… “

    14. “This way, Joe, it’s time for your nap.”

    15. CPRM

      Wait on a second, I sees me avitar on a sign behind Gropin’ Joe. Is this fame?!

      1. It says something about Iowa. It’s probably a cousin.

  62. PieInTheSky

    Told some Year 8s theres going to be an election. Their chat has restored all my faith?

    “My mum said that Labour is gonna give us a three day weekend and free tuition fees”

    “Also, does that mean that wasteman Boris Johnson is gone?

    “Bruh my mum better vote Labour”

    https://twitter.com/hollyarigby/status/1189220377018425345

    1. leon

      This is why 16 year olds need the vote.

  63. Rufus the Monocled

    Warning Man: Don’t do it California. Don’t do it California. You’ll end up all kinds mid-evil fucked up! Don’t do it…..don’t do…..aaaannd they do it.
    California: Wha happened? Stoopid Republicans!

    1. Fatty Bolger

      It will be exactly the same with the “wealth tax” and all their other commie ideas.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    Caption?

    “Man, I hope there’s nobody in that porta-potty over there.”

  65. PieInTheSky

    THE HOTEL IS OPEN!!

    https://twitter.com/HazbinHotel/status/1188849824788959233

    I don’t know what it is but it is something that exists

  66. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Local lefty columnist gushes over Preet Bharara because he says impeachment is totes cool.

    Thing I learned: Preet has his own podcast Stay Tuned with Preet. Anyone want to listen?

    1. I’d rather listen to reruns of Iron Chef.

    2. straffinrun

      Sure, if comments are open. *Double checks jurisdiction*

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Is the podcast sponsored by a woodchipper manufacturer?

    4. Suthenboy

      Did any of us ever mail him the model/toy woodchipper mounted as a trophy? I know we talked about it. I was willing to ‘chip’ in.

  67. Rebel Scum

    Ryan Saavedra✔
    @RealSaavedra

    Arizona Democrat Party Chairman Felecia Rotellini: Trump “has aligned himself with ISIS”

    Rotellini made the remarks on Saturday, approximately 1-hour before a Trump-authorized raid in northern Syria resulted in the death of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

    1. PieInTheSky

      Well he only had him killed cause he was a rival for the ISIS leader role. This literally confirms that Trump is ISIS

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Say stupid things, win stupid prizes.

    3. Oh, man, I expect at least a solid week of the anti-Trump crowd beclowning themselves but good.

    4. leon

      Why do you think he authorized that raid? He saw the tweet and had to do something to shake us off his trail.

    5. leon

      “has aligned himself with ISIS”

      This person also probably thinks that John Brennan is an American hero.

    6. Akira

      Well I mean, Trump armed ISIS. Oh wait, my mistake, that was actually the previous president who gave weapons to ISIS. What was his name again??

      1. R C Dean

        Something Bush, I believe.

  68. PieInTheSky

    China bans anti-blockchain sentiment as it prepares for launch of state cryptocurrency

    https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/china-cryptocurrency-blockchain-bitcoin-a9176636.html

  69. The Late P Brooks

    Authoritarian usurper

    It’s a nightmare scenario for Washington: a government shutdown smack in the middle of the House’s impeachment inquiry of President Donald Trump.

    And Chuck Schumer says he’s “increasingly worried” that it might come to fruition.

    As he and Majority Leader Mitch McConnell battle over government funding, the Senate minority leader said on Tuesday that he’s fretting that Trump will balk at a short-term spending bill during the Democratic effort to oust him from office.

    “I’m increasingly worried that President Trump will want to shut down the government again because of impeachment,” Schumer told reporters. “He always likes to create diversions. I hope and pray he won’t want to cause another government shutdown because it might be a diversion away from impeachment.”

    Come on, Chuckles, why stop there? Go big. Tell everybody Trump is going to dissolve Congress and intern you all in the Nevada desert, pending summary execution.

    1. Pat

      From experience I tell you that living in the Nevada desert is a fate far worse than summary execution.

    2. leon

      And he’s going to get rid of the liberal supream court justices and declare Marshall Law!

      1. Gerry Rigg

        Ol’ John Marshall’s law? Can’t be THAT bad… can it?

    3. He always likes to create diversions.”

      *spits coffee*

    4. Rebel Scum

      Perhaps Congress should be working on a budget instead of chasing impeachment shadows.

    5. R C Dean

      Trump is going to dissolve Congress and intern you all in the Nevada desert, pending summary execution.

      *Trump vote LOCKED IN*

  70. -2F here but the lovely ladies of Ass Wednesday will warm you up.

    http://archive.is/zp7J5

    1. Pat

      4, 14, 24, 29 in no particular order

      1. The Last American Hero

        Love the coat-hook sword hangers in 24. I mean, the ass is great, but the sword hanger coat hooks will have me smiling all day.

        1. Pat

          It keeps the garden gnome on the stairs from getting into them and killing the dog.

  71. Rebel Scum

    Joe Biden✔
    @JoeBiden

    Some Americans celebrate #NationalCatDay, some celebrate #NationalDogDay — President Trump celebrates neither. It says a lot.

    It’s time we put a pet back in the White House.

    Well, Barry DID have you…And Trump should get a cat. A Russian Blue would make for an excellent troll.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes, we have a President so that they can celebrate stupid national jackoff days.

    2. leon

      Does Joe Biden employ a 65 year old grandma for his Social Media account? I half expect him to start sharing Minion Memes.

    3. straffinrun

      Barry had a Sasquatch, too.

    4. R C Dean

      Trump should get a goldfish.

      Name it Barry. When people get all wrapped around the axle that he is mocking the Anointed One, be can tell them its named after Barry Goldwater.

      1. I like it. You have to be koi about these sorts of long con trolls.

        1. Tundra

          Here we go.

          Another reason for Swiss to carp.

        2. mindyourbusiness

          No doubt it would make suckers out of some of ’em.

    5. Chipwooder

      Trump should get some weird, off the wall pet like a ferret or a tortoise.

      1. pan fried wylie

        Chinchilla.
        Ant Farm.
        Donkey.

  72. The Late P Brooks

    And Trump should get a cat. A Russian Blue would make for an excellent troll.

    Go all in, and get a Siberian tiger. It’ll disincentivize the fence-jumpers.

    1. straffinrun

      That’s a great idea. Let it sit in on cabinet meetings.

  73. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Paul Joseph Watson rails against the modern world for ten minutes:

    https://youtu.be/f2GA6o6E7hk

    It’s pretty standard fare for him but he highlights a guy who likes having sex with containers full of earthworms and other insects. That’s actually a fetish I’ve never heard of before.

    1. straffinrun

      I don’t blame him. The modern world has failed to provide him with a decent haircut.

      1. straffinrun

        After watching that, I forgive the haircut. It’s pretty good.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          It’s just the Eric Blair special with a bit of a cowlick in the front:
          https://counter-currents.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Orwell.jpg

    2. Pat

      Vice weirdo: There are definitely folks who have concerns around consent. I don’t worry over much about issues of consent if I’m talking about a maggot.

      Watson: Yeah because that’s obviously the weirdest thing about putting your knob in a jar of worms, whether the worms consent or not.

      I lost it there

    3. Drake

      If there was a way to return to the 1980’s, I’d do it right now.

      1. I’d consider 1880s. Modern medicine and logistics and stuff is pretty great, but…damn, man, I don’t know if it’s worth Drag Queen Story Time and racist diets and shit.

      2. R C Dean

        If there was a way to return to the 1980’s, I’d do it right now.

        Because you want to sit through the last 30 years again?

        OTOH, if I got a do-over, my investment strategy would be different. And better.

        1. The hit list would be pretty long, and look fairly random to authorities.

    4. “This is why we need Sharia law.”

      I lol’d.

    1. Rhywun

      Nothing the Import Export Bank can’t fix.

  74. Tundra

    Trump Claims He Personally Pushed Al-Baghdadi Off Nakatomi Plaza

    Trump says he’s thinking about releasing the footage, which clearly shows him killing one of the ISIS members and then sending a grisly message to the terrorists via a dead body: “Now I have a machine gun. Not good! Sad!” Finally, in a climactic scene, the terrorist is trying to hang on for dear life, holding onto Melania Trump’s wrist. But Trump takes off her watch and sends Al-Baghdadi to his doom.

    “It was sad to lose that watch. A very nice watch! But America was more important.”

    1. Drake

      Texas Luring Jobs Away From California With Promises Of Electricity

      I larfed at that headline.

      1. It’s somewhat true.

  75. Rebel Scum

    Chuck Grassley Rips Comey

    The State Department report said: “Instances of classified information being deliberately transmitted via unclassified email were the rare exception and resulted in adjudicated security violations.” That clearly says some individuals deliberately transmitted classified information on unclassified systems. Those individuals were subject to security sanctions but the State Department failed to describe who the violators were and what the sanctions were. Those answers ought to be forthcoming and I intend to follow up. Ensuring the proper handling of highly classified information is an issue that should garner bipartisan support.

    1. The Last American Hero

      Has he heard of a lady named Hillary Clinton?

      1. kinnath

        Chuckles doesn’t fear Hillary. Chuckles is immortal.

  76. The Late P Brooks

    Lock them up

    Sen. Bernie Sanders can say he wants CEOs to go to jail all he wants, but experts in corporate law say it’s unlikely to happen.

    In a wide-ranging interview with CNBC’s John Harwood published Tuesday, Sanders ripped Wall Street CEOs for “greed” and “corruption,” saying that jail should be on the table as punishment for the pain he says their companies have inflicted.

    He came down harder on pharmaceutical and energy executives.

    ——-

    Sanders said Exxon Mobil executives and their peers “knew that the product that they were producing was causing climate change and in fact helping to destroy this planet.” Exxon Mobil is battling a lawsuit that accuses it of misleading investors about the risks of climate change regulations to its business.

    Sanders, who describes himself as a democratic socialist, has said he wants to use the Sherman Antitrust Act, a federal statute that outlaws monopolistic business behavior, to prosecute CEOs who lead allegedly anti-competitive companies.

    “I don’t want to listen to a lot of legal mumbo jumbo. Capitalism is evil. Lock those bastards up.”

    Bernie will save us from that authoritarian monster Trump. He’ll bring back the rule of law.

    1. KSuellington

      I say Bernie doesn’t go far enough. We need to start locking up those who are using these evil products, along with the producers.

      Seriously though, it is disturbing that this assclown is anywhere near the levers of power.

    2. “Laws, shmaws!”

    3. Rhywun

      Exxon Mobil is battling a lawsuit that accuses it of misleading investors about the risks of climate change regulations to its business.

      Wrong. That’s already been debunked.

      The only scope that’s left in the lawsuit is something about “cooking the books”.

  77. KSuellington

    Madison Bumgarner is seeing his value as a free agent go up even more after that Verlander performance last nite. Hope he can stay a Giant.

  78. Certified Public Asshat

    NBA Live 20 canceled as EA Sports looks to next-gen consoles

    I don’t really care about NBA Live, but for sports games in general…do we really need a new game every year at this point? Just update the rosters FFS.

    1. If EA can get people to buy an updated roster every year, they’re going to.

      There is a surprisingly big market of people who only play sports games and not other genres.

      1. ^This. There’s almost a whole separate demographic that just buys sports games. Sure, you could sell them DLC with the new rosters, but why do that when you can sell them a “new” game at new game prices? I’m a little surprised that they haven’t moved to a SaaS model for those games, though.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        Well, it only works if they can actually release a game.

  79. Suthenboy

    Omar is a snake in the grass. Just call her what she is…whatever the word they use….a lying sack of shit doing whatever they can on the sly to undermine non-muslim societies. That is her goal and her sympathies lie with anyone who undermines the west.
    Fuckin POS should be flown to Somalia and dropped in the middle of nowhere.

    1. PieInTheSky

      People like you is wy the US needs more POC wimmins in leadership positions.

  80. Pat

    Now snowflake students need to be warned about ‘violent material’ in… FAIRYTALES! Glasgow University gives ‘trigger warnings’ before lessons covering classic Brothers Grimm tales

    University students have been given ‘trigger warnings’ about potentially upsetting scenes in classic fairytales.

    Lecturers admitted students were cautioned about ‘violent material’ contained in the famous children’s stories by the Brothers Grimm.

    Their tales include Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Hansel and Gretel and Little Red Riding Hood.[…]

    Glasgow University gave details of a course it runs in modern languages and cultures in response to a freedom of information request.

    The lecturer in charge said: ‘When I teach my Grimms’ Fairytales class, I always say some of the material includes child abuse, incest and other violent material.

    ‘As we do psychological readings of the tales, this can be important to acknowledge.’ Trigger warnings are given verbally or on an internal website named Moodle so that students know about content that could upset them. Complaints have led to warnings being read out.

    1. PieInTheSky

      what is worse kissing without consent or eating children?

    2. “Moodle”. Now that’s an appropriate name for that website.

      Christ. The UK is ripe for invasion.

      1. Shirley Knott

        Moodle is actually a widely used ‘course management system.’ I’ve looked at it a number of times as a possible route to delivering training on-line, but it has some assumptions and presuppositions baked in that pushed me away.
        It’s biggest competition back then was a Microsoft product, ‘Blackboard’ IIRC.

        1. Oh, yeah, I’ve seen Blackboard. My wife’s done a few online courses for UMD using Blackboard, but I think they’re on to something else now.

    3. whiz

      TBF (don’t laugh) the original Grimms’ tales were darker than their later editions or the popularized versions.

  81. CPRM

    “You can’t make this stuff up.”

    Noted actor Juicy Sommelier agrees.

    “more than 50 instances of racial harassment against Native American athletes, coaches or fans nationwide,” 50! in 10 years! It’s an Epidemic!

  82. The Late P Brooks

    Federalizing personal relationships- what could possibly go wrong?

    Rep. Katie Hill’s (D-Calif.) resignation this week after nude photos of her surfaced online has reignited a debate over the need for a federal “revenge porn” law.

    The freshman lawmaker, who resigned amid allegations she had inappropriate sexual relationships with congressional and campaign staffers, said Monday that after she leaves Congress she will devote her time to fighting revenge porn, a term used to describe when an intimate or explicit image is published without the consent of the person photographed.

    Forty-six states and the District of Columbia have laws banning the practice, but there is no comparable statute at the federal level. That discrepancy has created legal challenges — like whether Hill’s case falls under D.C. or California laws — and inconsistent enforcement.

    Bills to address the issue have been introduced in both chambers of Congress this year, though none have made it out of committee. However, the circumstances surrounding Hill’s resignation may galvanize those legislative efforts.

    “It is likely that the attention that is being paid to the Katie Hill case might push it forward,” said Mary Anne Franks, a professor at the University of Miami School of Law and president of the Cyber Civil Rights Initiative.

    The most prominent revenge porn bill on Capitol Hill — the Stopping Harmful Image Exploitation and Limiting Distribution (SHIELD) Act — would establish federal criminal liability for individuals who share private, sexually explicit or nude images without the consent of those photographed.

    “Federal legislation, the SHIELD Act … is the most clear, comprehensive law that you could have on the books. And it has the added benefit of being federal, so you don’t have the jurisdictional question,” said Franks, who helped draft the bill.

    Nowhere to hide. When everything is illegal at the federal level, we will have truly achieved Utopia.

    1. Pat

      I got one shiny nickel says Reason does a huge write up supporting just such a law while still sticking by their defense of Gawker in the Hulk Hogan case.

    2. leon

      How can we turn this into more power for the Federal Government:

      What every Congressman thinks for any stimuli.

    3. Rhywun

      “Man, don’t make a federal case out of it.”

      Another one of those long-lost bits of wisdom you used to hear all the time before 1990 or so. Like “it’s a free country”.

    4. R C Dean

      Rep. Katie Hill’s (D-Calif.) resignation this week after nude photos of her surfaced online has reignited a debate over the need for a federal “revenge porn” law.

      An excellent example of a sentence that is technically true, but substantively false.

      It is true she resigned after the photos surface. But that’s not why she resigned. A truthful version is:

      Rep. Katie Hill’s (D-Calif.) resignationed this week after nude photos of her surfaced online has reignited a debate over the need for a federal “revenge porn” law her staff confirmed that she violated House rules by having an affair with her legislative director.

    5. pan fried wylie

      Stopping Harmful Image Exploitation and Limiting Distribution (SHIELD) Act

      Best Timeline would’ve produced the “Stopping Harmful Image Transmission Act”

  83. PieInTheSky

    The situation with legos, and, specifically, #LegoMovie is significantly worse than any reasonable person could possibly expect

    https://twitter.com/RealPeerReview/status/1189504885563314176

    1. Not Adahn

      “Everything is awesome…”

  84. PieInTheSky

    Modern day witch tries to place an evil magic spell on a police officer but doesn’t have enough time to envoke the right demons before she is taken out

    https://twitter.com/BasedinATL/status/1189168903529881600

  85. Sensei

    Well we know that both straffinrun and Tejicano so that rules them out…

    Japanese climber on Mount Fuji may have live-streamed his own death

    TW: Washington Post

  86. The Late P Brooks

    what is worse kissing without consent or eating children?

    Trick question. The real atrocity is pushing a strong, independent, empowered witch she-goddess into an oven, just because you disapprove of her life choices.

  87. A Leap at the Wheel

    I had to have the talk with Thing 1 today. You know the talk you have to have with boys of a certain age: Your teacher is stupid and all the shit she’s teaching you is wrong.

    This week, he had to make a mobile (yes, the thing you hang above an infant in the crib) with ideas for what actions he can take to reduce the plastic in the ocean.

    Sigh. He was receptive to the idea and already wondered why parts of his science class were so weird. He’s had some good teachers already, and knows that science is a process, not a dogma.

    1. Here’s one – Seawater sequestration. Can’t get plastic in the ocean if you’ve bottled the ocean up.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        He liked my solution of being a kick ass engineer and helping China and India become as rich as the US so that they can afford the same clean environment we have + fewer dead babies and female education as a side bonus.

        But I’ll keep that in mind in case he changes his mind.

    2. 1. Don’t put plastic in the ocean.

      ~ Fin ~

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      Build a wall around Asia?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes. I’m encountering this bullshit with my youngest in her “gifted” program. It’s roughly half education and half indoctrination.

      I’m very close to having some words with the teacher over it.

      1. Have words with the teacher – in front of the students.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        You need to make the choice that’s best for your kids development. I went with the more subversive approach of teaching him that he needs to learn the shit his teacher tells him, then he has the responsibility to figure out if its bullshit. He’s at the maturity level to handle that, and frankly he’s going to need to do it for the rest of his academic career and possibly his professional career after that.

        Also, my wife works at the school and I can’t go stirring up shit that will roll down hill on her if we don’t absolutely need to.

        1. Tundra

          This is exactly the route I took. ideas are like germs. The more you are exposed to, the tougher your immune system.

          It works.

    5. Raven Nation

      He is going to make the mobile out of plastic, right?

  88. The Late P Brooks

    This week, he had to make a mobile (yes, the thing you hang above an infant in the crib) with ideas for what actions he can take to reduce the plastic in the ocean.

    Obviously, we need to return to horse drawn milk wagons, delivering milk to your door, in a glass bottle.

    Reduce plastic and create jobs. WIN!

    1. Urthona

      Plastic can be burned quite efficiently to create energy.

    2. R C Dean

      what actions he can take to reduce the plastic in the ocean.

      Stop putting plastic in the recycling bin. What isn’t just safely landfilled here in the US anyway is shipped to China, where it may be recycled, or may be . . . dumped in the ocean.

  89. KSuellington

    This one is going on my reading list after I finish the toxic masculinity featured book here “Under a Lucky Star” which I have been enjoying very much.

    This just got released in English because it made too many important people uncomfortable. Now it can be just safely ignored. From the blurb:
    “Judgment in Moscow was an international bestseller published in nine languages, but has only now been published in English for the first time. It was previously at Random House, but Bukovsky refused to rewrite parts of the book which accused prominent Westerners of behind-the-scenes dealings with the Soviets. In this edition, the author quotes correspondence with his editor, who says, “I don’t disagree, but I simply can’t publish a book that accuses Americans like Cyrus Vance and Francis Ford Coppola of unpatriotic — or even treacherous — behavior.”

    “Vladimir Bukovsky uses the Kremlin’s own documents to show how the Soviet Union provided a false face to the world and how Soviet leaders used Western leaders as dupes or willing actors.”

    https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0998041610/amazon0156-20/

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      This is never coming out in audiobook format, is it?

      1. KSuellington

        It’s a small California publisher that put it out so I will venture to say that won’t happen soon. It is on Kindle though, which is likely how I will consume it.

      2. Pat

        Go on fiverr and get an Indian tech support guy to record it

        1. leon

          I think there is an Amazon Service on AWS that will do text to speach.

          1. But does it do the Tech support accent?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Particularly timely considering how Vance Jr is leading a bullshit legal crusade against Trump at the moment.

  90. The Late P Brooks

    Rise up against the oligarchs

    Brian Sweeney has a long list of complaints about Amazon, from the way it treats warehouse workers to the low taxes it pays and its effort to win concessions from cities to bring in jobs. So when he learned the online retail giant had poured $1 million into remaking the Seattle City Council with more business-friendly candidates, he pulled out his wallet.

    The New York resident sent $15 to socialist council member Kshama Sawant, a target of the online retail giant. While that doesn’t compare to Amazon’s unprecedented spending on October 14, about 1,900 others also have donated to Sawant since then, her campaign says. It’s a dramatic rise in support and a reflection of the risk Amazon is taking as it splashes into the politics of its liberal hometown.

    Many in Seattle aren’t happy with the council, but they also don’t like a company headed by the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, trying to influence their vote. As historic income inequality fuels homelessness and soaring housing prices, progressives elsewhere don’t like it either.

    “Amazon could do this in hundreds of places around the country with all the money they’re not paying in taxes,” said Sweeney, a 28-year-old software engineer turned carpenter in Valley Stream, New York.

    Surprise. If Amazon is getting actively involved in Seattle city politics, it’s purely self defense.

    “software engineer turned carpenter”

    *outright, prolonged laughter*

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      county balance sheet:

      * massive local subsidy for new Amazon warehouse
      * $101M in local and federal funds to re-purpose the 80-year-old Sears warehouse

      are we doing free markets right ?

    2. leon

      low taxes it pays

      This bothers me, because it is often said but the people who say it don’t ever look into it. Amazon pays it’s taxes that it is required to pay. The idea of getting mad at someone for taking all the advantages provided them to avoid taxes is especially drenched in envy, because that money isn’t going to those people who are complaining. They are just mad that they aren’t paying more.

      1. Rhywun

        And they can’t make the tax system “transparent” because then it would punish the grifters they favor.

    3. Akira

      As historic income inequality fuels homelessness and soaring housing prices

      The difference between the top and bottom incomes are not the cause of homelessness, you fucking moron.

      1. Pat

        It’s not the cause of soaring housing prices either. Turns out if you keep interest rates artificially suppressed for a decade and a half and increase the money supply by 3 trillion dollars a lot of people get low interest loans for houses since the only place you can get any yield on your savings is volatile equities. And then compound that nationwide trend by municipal policies that prevent the housing stock from increasing.

        1. Akira

          The line from the Leftist media has been that high housing prices are all because of rich Chinese businessmen buying them up as speculation. I’m pretty sure that’s a symptom rather than a cause.

    4. If Amazon leaves, Seattle is fucked.

      1. Akira

        Gosh, if only there were a historical example that they could look to. If only there were some event in the past where a prosperous city drove out their industry and then collapsed into urban decay and bankruptcy…

        1. Pat

          Seattle already tried to do that to themselves 20 years ago when they finally pissed off Boeing sufficiently to move their HQ to Chicago and thousands of jobs to Texas. It was a happy accident that Amazon got big enough to take up the slack.

  91. The Late P Brooks

    More:

    With seven of the nine Seattle council seats in play November 5, business interests see an opportunity to shift city leadership closer to the political center and away from a bent to potentially tax big companies to fund homeless services or improve public transit.

    The council is officially nonpartisan, but Republicans stand little chance of getting elected in Seattle, and many of the business-backed candidates are moderate to progressive Democrats. The race will decide whether the council is dominated by socialists and extremely liberal Democrats or more centrist ones.

    “We are contributing to this election because we care deeply about the future of Seattle,” Amazon spokesman Aaron Toso said in a statement. “We believe it is critical that our hometown has a City Council that is focused on pragmatic solutions to our shared challenges in transportation, homelessness, climate change and public safety.”

    Oh, come on. The people deserve justice, and somebody is going to have to foot the bill.

  92. The Late P Brooks

    Amazon pays it’s taxes that it is required to pay. The idea of getting mad at someone for taking all the advantages provided them to avoid taxes is especially drenched in envy, because that money isn’t going to those people who are complaining. They are just mad that they aren’t paying more.

    “They’re stealing from the government!”

    1. Akira

      In my experience, the same people who bitch about companies engaging in perfectly legal tax avoidance are the same ones who meticulously save receipts hoping that they can write something off at tax time.

  93. Fatty Bolger

    Michelle Obama discusses why presidential center fits Jackson Park, and how white flight hurt her South Side community

    “As families like ours, upstanding families like ours, doing everything you’re supposed to do and better, as we moved in white folks moved out because they were afraid of what our families represented,” she said. “I want to remind white folks that y’all were running from us. This family — with all the values you read about. You were running from us, and you’re still running. We are no different from the immigrant families, the families in Pilsen.”

    Barack And Michelle Obama Are Buying Martha’s Vineyard Estate

    Nice to see them walking the talk and getting a place in the ghetto.

    1. KSuellington

      If whites move out it is “white flight”. If they move in it is “gentrification”. Whites just need to keep their asses put. None of this moving about business, that’s racist.

      1. No, staying put is racist too, since it prevents poor minorities from moving into those houses!

    2. R C Dean

      I want to remind white folks that y’all were running from us. This family — with all the values you read about.

      Its always, always, all about her personally. Yes, white flight was to get away from Barack, Michelle, and their daughters.

      The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral.

    3. Rebel Scum

      Next week we will hear about how whitey is gentrifying neighborhoods and how that is also bad.

    4. whiz

      So now will white people start leaving Martha’s Vineyard?

      1. Of course – would you want a house that’s going to be underwater in less than eleven years?

  94. The Late P Brooks

    Another Seattle story

    Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., has campaigned here — she drew 15,000 people to the Seattle Center — has also gone after Amazon, after it gave $1 million to the Civic Alliance for a Sound Economy, political arm of the Greater Seattle Chamber of Commerce. But Warren refrained from blessing Seattle politicians, tweeting:

    “Surprise: Amazon is trying to tilt the Seattle City Council elections in their favor. I’m with the Seattle council members and activists who continue standing up to Amazon. Corporations aren’t people and I have a plan to get big money out of politics.”

    Seattle has also become a punching bag for the political right, as part of a calibrated Fox News campaign to discredit West Coast cities (in a region that’s driving the nation’s economy) as dens of homeless encampments, drug addiction, and street crime.

    Democracy only works when I get what I want. Democracy is broken if other people can try to thwart my plans.

    So

    fucking

    tiresome.

    1. Rebel Scum

      as part of a calibrated Fox News campaign to discredit West Coast cities

      They have done that themselves.

      And I like how FNC is still the biggest boogieman.

      I have a plan to get big money out of politics.

      Would it address Democrats outspending Republican 3-1 in the past few presidential elections?

    2. Rhywun

      The last time Seattle tried to shake down Amazon they just said, “OK. We’ll move these jobs somewhere else.” and it was never heard from again.

  95. The Late P Brooks

    This is exactly the route I took. ideas are like germs. The more you are exposed to, the tougher your immune system.

    It works.

    You’ll never get interviewed on CNN for spouting that kind of Nazi propaganda.