Saturday night links of…links

Have you done your shopping yet?

 

40 degrees, sunny, no wind, rain washed sky and the mountains are covered with snow. A beautiful December day.

 

How about some of those sweet, sweet links?

 

The truth is out there.

 

Just when they needed Greta the most, she went home.

 

Mengele meets Rule 34.

 

Delicious proggy tears.

 

An important PSA.

 

Talk about a bag of dicks.

 

Winning.

 

There was a lot of discussion about Brian Setzer last night. Let’s go with a classic.

Comments

673 responses to “Saturday night links of…links”

  1. Shpip

    Facing climate emergency, UN summit staggers on

    Maybe, just maybe, people are catching on to the scam.

    1. Rhywun

      These summits always break down. But every time the media reports on the next one, it’s “unprecedented!”

  2. Tres Cool

    Go AR……oh, well.

    I was thrilled to see everyone with cav swords on their helmets tho.

    /6th Air Cavalry

    1. Spudalicious

      Yeah I liked that too.

      First half was pretty good, but the outcome was predictable.

    2. Gender Traitor

      Anchors aweigh, bitchezz!

      1. BakedPenguin

        GT is a squid.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Just kidding, GT. I’ve spent much of my life in Orlando, which actually had a Navy base. Why a landlocked city had a Navy base would be a good question for a powerful Rep or Senator 70 years ago. At some point in the late 80’s or 90’s, they had a moment of sanity and closed it.

          1. There’s a lot of training that can be done without putting those sailors on an actual, moving ship that cost more than it should.

          2. BakedPenguin

            Yeah, yeah. That’s true, but at some point you may have to go to sea. If someone is pre-disposed to sea sickness, it might be a really good idea to find that out early, don’t you think?

            Also ‘squid’ was an Orlando (and possibly beyond) slang for sailors/Navy peeps.

            Also also: bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers are so good, even my cooking couldn’t mess them up. However, the state of my bowels tomorrow will be somewhat equivalent to a UK Labour party meeting right about now.

          3. Not Adahn

            The GI problems would have been worse with the onion.

          4. Gustave Lytton

            Squid is a generic term for sailors. Not just Orlando.

          5. Spudalicious

            I make escabeche with my Jalapenos. They’re basically simmered in vinegar with a bunch of other stuff. I fill them with cream cheese and a shrimp before wrapping in bacon. 30 minutes of smoke and then finish them in a 400* oven until the bacon is cooked. Next day “Ring of Fire” confirmed.

          6. BakedPenguin

            NA: I think it’d be the difference between getting shot with 6 bullets or 7.

            GL: I thought it might be, but wasn’t sure. As a kid, I’d go to a park right near the base to smoke weed, and I met a nuke tech who gave a hilarious diatribe about how he was going to have the power to turn all his detractors penises a glowing green. Not relevant, but funny.

            Spud: Pickled jalapenos with meat? Hmmm…

          7. Trying to keep Florida Man from advancing past Lake Apopka?

          8. BakedPenguin

            That battle was lost long ago, Ted. There is a place known as Ocala. Or worse – Daytona Beach.

        2. Gender Traitor

          Close – I’m an octopussy.

          1. You’re Maud Adams? 😉

            (Better that than a lady looking like a sexagenarian Louis Jourdan.)

          2. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

            Ted S. speaks truth right there.

          3. JD is Unemployed

            You’ll be wanting at least seven of those innkeeper worms?

          4. BakedPenguin

            Sometimes I wonder why I spend so much time here, and then I get a clear answer that clears it up for me.

          5. BakedPenguin

            Hmm – subtract the first ‘clear’

        3. DenverJ

          Squids are important: somebody has to chauffer the marines to where the fight is.

          1. How else are they supposed to swoop in and take all the credit?

  3. Have you done your shopping yet?

    I’m getting everyone the same thing I got them last year, only twice as much of it.

    1. Not Adahn

      A good year in the house-building biz, was it?

        1. Not Adahn

          Ssssh! I’m trying to get him to admit he’s a cheap bastard!

      1. Truth be told we didn’t build any houses this year.

        1. Apartment building? Strip mall? Commercial offices?

          1. Three Kitchen remodels, two baths, dozens of other odds and ends. I actually made more this year than last (I up charge the little shit) and worked less, but I’d still prefer the security of knowing you have four or five months of work lined up, ad not switching jobs every week.

        2. Jarflax

          Spent the year building the great wall in the north to keep out the ichiganders?

          1. Spudalicious

            Nobody needs a 700′ wall made of ice.

          2. Structurally, that wouldn’t hold up.

          3. Spudalicious

            Why do you hate the Night’s Watch?

          4. Because I hate everyone in that setting?

          5. Not Adahn

            Well, if it was pure ice maybe, but surely anything that can build an aircraft carrier could build a piddly 70-storey wall

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk

          6. Sure it would, if the base started wide enough

          7. Jarflax

            Fortunately we have this stuff called rebar.

    2. I made a donation in people’s names to the Human Fund.

  4. Not Adahn

    Yes, I have my Christmas shopping done.

    Cured smoke meats for the parents, cheeses for the siblings and platonic friends, and…

    Oh.

    I guess I’m not done shopping yet.

  5. Not Adahn

    Re: the sexual arousal study among the mentally handicapped — if I was a tard, I’d still probably want to get laid.

    1. Atanarjuat

      Of course you would. Personally I think they should be allowed to give consent for stuff like this. I wonder how much trouble they have with the male tards getting frisky with the femtards, the attention being wanted or otherwise.

    2. Homple

      An inverse “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”: In this version, Nurse Ratched encourages the sexual activity.

  6. Not Adahn

    The worst part of getting older is a diminishing supply of friends who are strong and can be convinced to move heavy objects with you for a six-pack and some pizza.

    So far the lowest bid to move a safe into my basement is $350.

    1. juris imprudent

      Old backs don’t hold up like the younger ones did.

      1. Rhywun

        I just gave myself a backache walking a few blocks to pick up booze. This sucks.

        1. You need to walk more, or it will just get worse.

          1. Rhywun

            Don’t I know it.

        2. Jarflax

          I have a suggestion 🙂

          1. Rhywun

            Yeah, I’m about to get right on it.

    2. *pushes safe so that it tumbles down stairs*

      what?

      1. Jarflax

        *safe hits main support beam and splits it in two.*

        1. But it is in the basement.

          1. Not Adahn

            There are two steel… giant jackstands? down there that I think are supporting the house.

            Also, If I pushed it down the stairs, it wouldn’t be near the electrical outlet I want it by.

          2. Not Adahn

            Ok, there are actually three of them, and the brand name is Extend-O-Column. I’m sure Hype can tell us what the actual name of those are.

          3. Jarflax

            Floor jacks, used to relevel a house when it has settled unevenly.

          4. shame on that ground for not cooperating.

          5. Not Adahn

            Huh. These were put in during the initial build. Have I been cheated?

          6. Naw, you have less trouble relevelling after the ground settles unevenly.

          7. MikeS

            No, they are just there to support the span of the main support beam. They are there in place of support wall.

          8. Jarflax

            That is new to me, but I am not a construction expert in any way.

          9. Not Adahn

            Fascinating.

            I come from a land without basements, but this sort of pre-installed levelling thing would be a godsend in some parts of TX and OK where the “soil” is a few thousand feet of clay.

            Although, somehow (I have no idea how) builders were able to build identically-styled houses on identical soil with vastly different results re: foundation issues after 75 years.

          10. We call them “FHA Posts” around here, I assume because they are engineered to meet some bullshit FHA codes, but they are simply adjustable steel columns. I don’t know if there is a widely used generic name for them. Also they are standard in new construction so you haven’t been cheated, at least not in that regard.

          11. Not identical soil. Backfill with construction debris, which side of the street a house is on, if one side has a slope, any kind of imported fill dirt, gravel, concrete chunks, drought/rain/ice, etc etc etc…you really jave no idea what’s under/around your house

          12. Also they are not designed for re-leveling after the fact, it’s nice that they are adjustable so one can get the beam/floor system nice and level to start with (before the rest of the house weight is on it) but you are not going to lift a house with them ten years down the road. Some places actually make you set the screw part in concrete or other wise weld it so that t can’t be moved.

          13. The ones in my house are jacks with holes and threads. If you have a steel bar and enough power, you can screw it up.

            Same jacks they use to move a house.

          14. Jarflax

            So they are not floor jacks?

          15. Some of mine were installed during the mudjacking which you can tell because the concrete under them is cracked.

          16. I have both support jacks and floor jacks.

          17. Jarflax

            I was replying to Hyp about Not Adahn’s, you described floor jacks.

          18. Here’s a picture I have to out on all my blueprints explaining everything.

          19. BakedPenguin

            I have both support jacks and floor jacks.

            4 of a kind? Go all in.

          20. They are screw jacks but they aren’t really designed for lifting after the fact, you’d want more leverage than the little rod that they come equiped with. probably a larger tread part to if you really want to lift a house.

          21. Not Adahn

            Those look like what I’ve got. Tiny adjustment bars, and the ends are bolted into the concrete and microlam.

          22. You’ll be fine. One small thing, It sounds like they set the post directly on your basement slab, they should have set it directly on the pad under the slab, nothing too worry about, your house isn’t going to collapse, there is just a greater chance that your basement slab will crack where that/those point load/s is/are. Cosmetics really.

          23. Jarflax

            This is why I like old houses. Slabs suck.

          24. Shirley Knott

            I love these sidebars!

          25. I have those, but since we are talking about my piece-of-shit mudjacked house, it’s likely not something good or applicable.

          26. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

            We refer to them as “teleposts” where I live, and they can be adjusted after the initial build, assuming the builders actually installed them on concrete footers that were “muscular” enough to do so. The house we had in Calgary has four teleposts on said footers, all of which terminated under a 4-inch I-beam that ran down the centre of the house and supported the main floor joists.
            That house was built in 1957, and was awesome.

          27. MikeS

            If there’s no footer under them, there’s little point in putting them in. They are holding the middle of the house up, after all.

    3. Spudalicious

      That’s sounds about right.

      1. Spudalicious

        I hired a company just to move my safe from one place to another. 700# isn’t something to mess with.

        1. Jarflax

          I would not trust any of my friends to move a 700 lb object unless it had wheels and an engine.

        2. Spudalicious

          In the garage, that is.

        3. Not Adahn

          Honestly, $350 plus the delivery to the house charge is almost exactly what Liberty would have charged to do it. Which is less than half of what other safe companies were charging.

          I kinda want to go to the loading dock at work and see if I can undercut these people, but if something goes wrong, I don’t want the unions against me.

        4. blackjack

          I moved my mill and my lathe by myself with one friend. They weigh about 650 each. That was ten years ago, though. At 43 I seemed much more robust than 53 does. Not sure if i’ll do it the same way next time.

    4. Can’t you Astrology it down there? What’s the point of studying the dark arts if you can’t even teleport a safe?

      1. Spudalicious

        The science adds up.

        1. Not Adahn

          Astrology tells you when the best time to push the safe down the stairs would be so that it lands exactly where you want it without doing damage.

          Unfortunately, the only day that result would be guaranteed is April 27, 2485 and I don’t want to wait that long. Also, I’d have to do a lot more than $350 worth of work to figure out the exact time to push.

          1. blackjack

            I thought astrology just tells you exactly how careless you can be in your methods. If you have mercury in your gatorade, you prolly shouldn’t even try, right?

    5. AlmightyJB

      Reminds me of the joke “Why are divorces so expensive?” “Because they’re worth it”.

    6. Many years ago I read a comment from some famous guy (don’t remember who) who was in his 90s and said, “The best thing about growing old is that you don’t have to worry about peer pressure any more, because all of your peers are dead.”

  7. CPRM

    After seeing how big those penis worms are, I’m feeling a bit inadequate.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I’m not threatened. Now if there were Tongue creatures….

    1. Suthenboy

      How can anyone not listen to that gibberish anymore and not start snoring?

    2. JD is Unemployed

      “LGBTQ families are beautiful”

      If your family qualifies for LGBTQ it is automatically beautiful.

    3. Rhywun

      “Hi, I’m completely self-unaware.”

  8. juris imprudent

    This reflects concern that Britain could become a kind of “Singapore on Thames”, a trading hub where multinationals can gain access to the EU’s huge market without playing by its rules.

    Hmm, there couldn’t be anything with those glorious rules, could there? [diplomatic laughter in the background] No, not possible in the slightest.

  9. Bob the Builder

    The aliens are treating us like a cat and a loser pointer, totally fucking with us, I await our new overlords,

    1. Too much work to actually rule. Just using the planet as a game park.

      1. Bob the Builder

        Teenagers out joy riding, it’s Universal,

      2. Jarflax

        God I really really hope no one tells the aliens how tasty leftists are and how bitter and clingy deplorable is.

    2. Bob the Builder

      Or a Laser pointer,

    3. Spudalicious

      I’ve had a passing interest in UFOs since I was a kid. There’s some weird shit going on.

      /adjusts tinfoil hat

      1. JD is Unemployed

        I never had much time for UFO tinfoil hattery but the shysters who manage to actually make a living pretending to know stuff are fascinating. I watched a long talk by some guy called Edgar Fouche, trying to figure out if he actually believed what he was saying, or if he was just an expert at getting his marks to drink the kool-aid. The accompanying slideshow was particularly corny. He also repeatedly tried to discredit some other guy who I guess was his direct competition in the business of getting people part with cash to sit in a small hotel conference suite and watch a bad PowerPoint presentation that presents sciencey things less believable than Star Wars spaceflight physics.

        1. dontreadonme

          Had 3 “UFO” experiences a few years back in OR. Glad I don’t live in that state anymore….mostly due to the antifa-aliens now.

    4. Derpetologist

      Terrible Writing Advice has a good video about alien invasions:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOYToS_pdFs

      1. Spudalicious

        “Well obviously the aliens want to build a superhighway, and Earth is in the way.”

        Lol!

        1. Derpetologist
          1. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

            That was some space modulator!

      2. Bob the Builder

        Lol

  10. Derpetologist

    About a billion people, mostly children, suffer from parasites. De-worming campaigns have limited success as the root cause is inadequate sanitation There is a reason why shitting on the sidewalk is a bad a idea.

    I’ll see your penis fish and raise you perverted penguins: Bizarre 100-year cover-up of ‘penguin prostitution’ in Antarctica revealed by book
    https://www.foxnews.com/science/bizarre-100-year-cover-up-of-penguin-prostitution-in-antarctica-revealed-by-book

    ***
    He was so shocked that he wrote down his observations in Greek so only educated gentlemen could understand it.

    It was deemed too shocking for the general public and only circulated among a small group of experts.
    ***

    ***
    Among other sexual behaviors of “astonishing depravity”, Dr. Levick noted that “promiscuity” and “infidelity” was rife among the colony of Adélie penguins he studied.

    But that was far from the worst of it.

    Rape, gang rape and the sexual and physical abuse of chicks by adults were all recorded by the Nottingham-born scientist.

    Necrophilia was also commonplace, with offenders often mating with birds who had died the previous year.

    Some penguins even engaged in “prostitution”, with males using stones to pimp out females.
    ***

    Sugarfree, please pick up the white courtesy phone…

    March of the Penguins 2: Necrophilia Boogaloo

    1. Spudalicious

      Hen mallards are cheating bitches too. They have no problem being cucked.

      1. Jarflax

        Well ducks were meant to be stuffed.

        1. Spudalicious

          *golf clap*

        2. AlmightyJB

          You quack me up.

        3. Derpetologist

          It’s high time Duck Tales got the Fritz the Cat treatment:

          ♫ Life is like an orgy, here in Duckberg
          whips, cuffs, ball gags, it’s a fuck blur!
          some dress in leather, the rest get naked together!
          Duck Tales! Woo Oooh!

          1. JD is Unemployed
      2. R C Dean

        Cuck a duck?

        1. AlmightyJB

          I’m sure it’s on the web

          1. MikeS

            I think HM linked to it earlier.

    2. Atanarjuat

      Enough pulley blocks and friction will make lowering that weight manageable. Just make sure you use a rope rated for that (we often use polypropylene derby rope for light stuff and go up to steel when it gets heavier, but you can also find rope rated for much higher for a lot less than $350).

      1. Atanarjuat

        Supposed to be a reply to Not Adahn about the safe.

      2. Derpetologist

        ropes? friction?

        ooh, kinky

        1. Spudalicious

          *Lights the Creosote Achilles signal*

          1. Not Adahn

            Next time he’s on, I want to ask him about people wearing black silicone wedding rings. Surely that’s some sort of kink signal.

      3. Give Atanarujat a long enough lever and he can move the world.

    3. juris imprudent

      SF will no doubt have something along the lines of Happy Feet, Happy …

  11. Atanarjuat

    In May, the Pentagon admitted it investigates UFOs soon after Navy pilots claimed to not only have seen but recorded UFOs during training exercises in 2004 and 2015.

    In November, another report in Popular Mechanics confirmed that after the 2004 incident, two “unknown individuals” took the data tapes away and wiped the memory from the Navy hard drive.

    If your goal was to be arouse as much suspicion as possible, you wouldn’t go wrong with this course of action.

    1. Bob the Builder

      If they can move like the video showed, what are we going to stop them with?
      /It’s a Cookbook!!!!

    2. blackjack

      In October, they saw Jesus on a plane. Or maybe it was Elvis, they kinda look the same.

  12. AlmightyJB

    What do you mean we can’t experiment on them?

  13. Gustave Lytton

    Ok, finish polishing the silver.

    1. Gender Traitor

      Euphemism for sure.

    2. Spudalicious

      And then you’re going to wax the dolphin? Spank the monkey? Punch the clown? Polish your sword?

      1. Not Adahn

        Explode the puffin?

        1. Spudalicious

          That’s esoteric.

        2. Sean

          Bop the Bishop.

  14. Derpetologist

    Guys set new record for fastest cross country drive: https://www.foxnews.com/auto/cannonball-run-record-27-hour

    On the one hand it’s an accomplishment and they tried to be safe. Still, driving that fast on a public road is hard to justify from a cost-benefit analysis perspective.

    1. Jarflax

      I think that if you analyze the cannonball run from a cost benefit analysis you are doing it wrong.

      1. Derpetologist

        What I mean is, the Apollo astronauts had no pressing need to do what they did, but they also weren’t putting other people’s lives in danger.

        1. Sure they were. Ever realize how much devastation a Saturn V crashing on Miami would do?

          1. *Hits revert furiously*

            /KSP

      2. +1 cost/benefit not the point

    2. Gustave Lytton

      And then they was met by Lou Reed and drugs fell out of their asses?

      1. Derpetologist

        I heard his final request was for the Cleveland Browns to be his pallbearers.

        1. MikeS

          And his best friend/ex-wife told him Trump was impeached right before he died.

  15. J. Frank Parnell
    1. mikey

      You’re expecting people to click on these links?

  16. Suthenboy

    I saw a UFO. No shit. I was eleven. A no-shit UFO. I have no idea what it was so I have no opinion on the subject.

    “fight global warming and pay for its ravages.”
    Pay for its ravages. I think that is the key part. The paying.

    “French President Emmanuel Macron warned of the possibility that London could become an ‘unfair competitor’”
    or…We are going to continue our anti-success practices no matter what the cost. If England doesn’t, everyone will go there to do business and that’s not fair!
    Fuck. you, EU.

    “…if you eat the infected meat…”
    Cook your fucking food you wormy savages.
    Cook. Your. Food.

    I am guessing the bag of dicks are the people who are going to scream ‘Global Warming!’ over the worms washing up. I am also guessing it isn’t the first time it has happened, but that is their SOP.

    Re: Trump getting a service waiver for players to delay their service
    At least he has done one thing right.

    1. Spudalicious

      I thought you liked Trumpkins?

      1. Suthenboy

        I have noticed a large number of people, some here, who keep saying that. How many ‘at least one thing right’s does the guy have to do before they can bring themselves to admit he is the best president in our lifetime? He aint perfect, that’s certain, but my god, what does he have to do?
        I am just taking a jab at those people.

        1. Derpetologist

          At this point, I’m all aboard the Trump Train. Aside from being the most entertaining president of my lifetime, he also gets results on stuff I care about. The US became a net oil *exporter* under his watch. How the hell is that not being shouted from the rooftops? At a gift shop in Ohio, I saw a wallet that looked like a $100 bill, but it had a picture of Trump on it. People wait outside in the rain for hours to go to a Trump rally. They make meme music videos like this:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19oUVarhM4Y

        2. Spudalicious

          Copy.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Re: Trump getting a service waiver for players to delay their service
      At least he has done one thing right.

      Bullshit. If you don’t want to serve, don’t attend a service academy.

      1. MikeS

        ^ this ^

        They are military academies, for people who want to advance in the military. Not the NFL.

      2. Jarflax

        ^this. We pay for their education because having ring knockers gives everyone in the services a common enemy and that is important we need top quality officers, not to let people try out for the pros.

        1. Derpetologist

          My favorite disgruntled Vietnam said that back in the day, the joke among West Point cadets was that it was 200 years of tradition unmarked by progress.

          https://johntreed.com/blogs/john-t-reed-s-blog-about-military-matters/65802307-elite-military-units-army-rangers

          1. Jarflax

            Oh, they are progressive as hell now

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Jesus H.

          3. MikeS

            I didn’t know they booted the idiot out. Good riddance.

          4. Derpetologist

            At least they booted the little twerp. I know a guy who got busted down to E1 in AIT for drinking a few beers on Labor Day. Fortunately, he worked his way back up, deployed with some real high speed guys, and has some cool war stories.

            I worry about the number of deaths in basic training. The Navy had 2 die during a practice run and there was a Marine recruit who died on a practice run before he even signed up.

            https://www.foxnews.com/us/aspiring-marine-dead-strength-test

            Historically, long distance running was not seen as an important part of military training. I’ve always suspected
            it’s just a round-about way of weeding out fatsos.

            There’s a reason why marathon runners are rail thin and lumberjacks are not.

        2. Rhywun

          In that case, I’m OK with it if they pay back the cost of their education. It’s not like they’ll notice the hit.

      3. Francisco d’Anconia

        I’ve got a better solution…

        Close all the service academies

        1. Derpetologist

          Riddle me this Batman:

          If the 90 day OCS courses and ROTC can produce officers of equal caliber to the service academies, why do we have service academies?

          If about 20,000 rounds are fired per enemy killed, why the focus on marksmanship?

          If our main advantage is technology, why the focus on physical fitness?

          If being simple, direct, practical, and efficient is best, why…

          Well, there I go again with those “why don’t we…” questions.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            If our main advantage is technology, why the focus on physical fitness?

            https://youtu.be/B203twyaMfM

          2. Derpetologist

            [golf clap]

            Even so, I’m pretty sure an average VC on the Ho Chi Minh trail could hump a ruck longer than an average GI. And he’d be eating nothing but rice balls.

            There’s kind of wooden A frame backpack common in Asia. It has a kick stand so you don’t have to bend over to take it off or pick it up.

          3. Jarflax

            Wait you are seriously arguing against PT? I assumed you were being flip.

          4. Derpetologist

            My point is it’s dumb to think that early morning formation runs will enable US troops to out-tough guys like the VC.

            You know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the sword twirling guy tries to intimidate Indy, and he just pulls out his revolver and blasts him?

            It’s kind of like that. PT should be tailored to the actual physical demands. Otherwise, we’re just twirling swords.

            A surface warfare officer does not need to look like Warty Hugeman to do his job.

            Fun fact: years of running on pavement fucks up your knees and back. The proportion of senior enlisted with no run profiles is a disgrace.

        2. mikey

          Agreed. The rings are so you can tell the academy apart. It’s the only way.

    3. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

      I saw a UFO. No shit. I was eleven. A no-shit UFO. I have no idea what it was so I have no opinion on the subject.

      #metoo
      Was looking up at the sky while sleeping under the stars in the mid-1960s in southern Ontario — a star in a particular formation I was gazing at suddenly started moving in a zig-zag fashion, and after a few moments “zoomed” off on a tangential, non-orbital track. I have no idea what it was to this day.

    4. leon

      “French President Emmanuel Macron warned of the possibility that London could become an ‘unfair competitor’”

      No fair! Their people are free!!

      Merkel will advocate war Against Britain soon enough.

  17. Derpetologist

    I scored 3 500+ page hardcover books from Barnes and Noble for $8 each. Seemed like a good deal. I got anthologies of poetry, mythology, and fairy tales.

    Turns out there’s a fairy tale called The Jew Among Thorns.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jew_Among_Thorns

    Grimm’s Fairy Tales would have the same effect on SJWs as the Ark of the Covenant on Nazis.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      B&N private label?

      1. Derpetologist

        Fall River is the publisher.

    2. Rhywun

      The virulent strain of German Anti-Semitism has been detected in the Grimms’ fairy-tales,[12] and though this overt hostility plays a small part in the collection overall, its anti-Jewish agenda is significant and emerges in three of the 211 tales of the final 1857 edition.

      “Significant”.

  18. Rebel Scum

    2019 was banner year for credible UFO sightings

    I’m not saying it was aliens the Russians, but. . .

    1. topnotchtoledo

      So with billions of cameras and thousands of satellites, 7 billion people on earth and hundreds of organizations searching for UFOs worldwide, we don’t have a single video or picture of anything? UFOs are as real as a Yeti. They all have a magical ability to not appear anywhere ever?

  19. Hyperion

    Muh Communism!

    Looks like someone needs to suck some dictator cock.

    1. Rhywun

      Probably a refresher course on repression techniques. HR… SMDH

  20. Rebel Scum

    “I have never seen such a disconnect between what the science requires and the people of the world demand, versus what the climate negotiations are delivering,”

    Your “science” has been weighed. It has been measured. And it has been found wanting.

    1. Not Adahn

      A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; and do not harm the oil and the wine?

  21. Winston

    Winston steps over the line.

    1. Not Adahn

      You know Winston, I’ve defended you here before. But posting spoilers is a complete asshole move.

      1. Winston

        Do people care? If so delete?

        1. Sean

          I couldn’t care less. Fuck the new series, and fuck Daisy & Disney.

          I might be in the minority around here though.

          https://www.dailywire.com/news/star-wars-daisy-ridley-takes-shot-at-trump-supporters

          1. There hasn’t been a Star Wars movie since the 80’s. Those man-eating teddy bears really ruined it.

          2. Winston

            I think they are really dumb and could easily be more divisive than the Last Jedi.

      2. Jarflax

        yeah it really is, assuming that is a real synopsis not a joke.

        1. Winston

          Considering all the criticism of the last two I’m wondering. Is there anyway to cover it up?

          It’s been online for months and I have mentioned and linked to it before. It sounds like it could be really controversial.

          Also Burger King posted that ad with spoilers.

          And then there is this spot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssGXzh4MAYM

          1. Not Adahn

            Yes you have mentioned that there are spoilers. Yes you have lined to spoilers.

            You have not, until now written out the actual spoilers yourself in an easy to immediately read two-line synopsis.

          2. Winston

            Well the first sentence is pretty much in that new spot.

            I thought I did openly mention before?

            Can a mod edit or shade or something?

      3. Wait until I tell you about A Night to Remember….

        1. Bob the Builder

          That’s cold Ted……

          1. Winston

            Not as cold as Leo at the end….

          2. Next up is the climax of From Here to Eternity.

          3. Winston

            Donna Reed is on a boat!

          4. I said climax, not ending.

            Now if you think the knife fight between Pruitt and Judson is the climax….

      4. straffinrun

        Senate doesn’t convict Trump.

        *Spoiler*

        1. Jarflax

          *Spoiler* Republics degenerate into tyrannies through expansion of the electorate and the discovery by politicians that they can buy power with stolen wealth

          1. Winston

            Lucas is de Tocqueville?

          2. Jarflax

            Or Thucydides

          3. Rebel Scum

            So what you’re saying is “the tree of liberty…”

          4. Jarflax

            maaaayyyyybeee?

    2. Winston

      Thanks Mod. I thought the hatred of TLJ would be enough and I really want to talk about it. Sorry.

    3. Winston

      Is there anyway I could shade my replies to discuss it for people who care?

      1. Winston

        [spoiler]testing[/spoiler]

        1. Winston

          testing

          1. Winston

            Fuck!!!!

      2. Winston

        Seems I need a business plan?

      3. Jarflax

        I’d discuss it but I haven’t even seen the last one.

        1. Winston

          What was deleted is not a joke. Unless Abrams is trolling everyone.

    4. Rhywun

      I don’t get it.

      Oh, you’ve been edited.

      Huh.

      1. Winston

        Adahn and Jarflax complained so I asked for mod to edit it if they really felt it was necessary.

        1. Not Adahn

          Yes, I did.

          I seem to have developed an irrational hatred of those who post spoilers. Possibly because that became a tactic of people I already loathed.

          I’m actually wondering who did the edit. It makes me realize we are being watched

          1. Winston

            Sorry I didn’t realize that “Not Adahn” was your name.

            Anyway I didn’t mean to be malicious. I think these spoilers are really dumb and have been around for months and I think there will be a lot of fanboys who will be complaining next weekend. I thought since the hostile reaction to the last two around here there wouldn’t be much spoiler phobia but there might be some so I guess better be safe.

          2. Jarflax

            I didn’t personally care because I do not plan to see it, but others likely do plan to see it.

          3. Winston

            Just my luck that I post Star Wars spoilers in a thread where no one seems to actually care about these new movies.

          4. straffinrun

            Apology accepted. But then again, I DGAF about spoilers.

          5. Nephilium

            As mentioned before, I tapped out of Star Wars after Last Jedi. But I still think posting spoilers to a movie that hasn’t been out for ~12 months is just in bad taste.

          6. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

            I love spoilers, Winston. Then again, it’s not my site.

            Sorry I missed them, but, I’ve probably already seen them elsewhere.

          7. “Disney will continue to make a hash of the franchise”

      2. Winston

        https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/e8tl0v/the_rise_of_skywalker_last_minute_details/

        Here is a source who supposedly has seen the film. Spoiler alert obviously.

        1. Rhywun

          I think I’ll pass. I haven’t seen a Star Wars movie since 1983 and I don’t expect that to change.

          1. Not Adahn

            Honestly, I liked Rogue One. It should have been made a couple of decades back, but it fits right in. I’ve started Solo, but haven’t been able to finish it.

          2. I recall my reaction to the trailer being “That lead character has the emotional range of a 2×4.”

          3. Winston

            Which film?

          4. Nephilium

            Solo was… not good, but not terrible.

    5. westernsloper

      No worries Winston I almost always skip right past your comments. Your mom on the other hand……….

      1. Winston

        I almost always skip right past your comments

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrow_to_the_Heart

    6. Winston

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXSKAh3H6H8

      Anyway this a real Burger King promotion in Germany using those reddit leaks I have mentioned. You German fluent spoilerphobes might want to avert your eyes or watch the safe version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nWveYQ1Phg

  22. Rebel Scum

    EU warns of post-Brexit rival Britain after Johnson win

    It would be kindof poetic if we find ourselves in a war against the EU to help secure Britain’s independence.

    1. Winston

      WWI and WWII?

      1. May as well complete the trilogy

        1. Winston

          Judging by Abrams….erm I won’t say anymore….

      2. Rebel Scum

        Slightly different circumstances. With the EU they have voluntarily joined something and are trying to voluntarily leave it.

        1. Suthenboy

          That sounds familiar.

        2. R C Dean

          South Corolina haz a sad.

          1. Rebel Scum

            As does VA seeing how it is on the brink of attempting mass disarmament of it’s citizens. Strange considering its history of defiance.

    2. AlmightyJB

      I wouldn’t lift a finger to help those commies.

      1. Not Adahn

        Now now, if they agreed to a perpetual Scotch delivery…

        1. AlmightyJB

          I’m not a mercenary but…

          1. I’m a style of mercenary.

            I don’t do combat missions, but my services are for hire if the agreement is right.

    1. Could you imagine anybody suggesting it’s time to ghost black women?

    1. Not Adahn

      You should write some gun reviews.

      1. Sean

        Ever seen a bad gun review in a print magazine?

        1. I’ve never seen a gun review in a print magazine.

          1. Not Adahn

            Your barber shop wasn’t littered with copies of Guns and Ammo or Field and Stream

          2. No, there isn’t a single print copy there.

            Besides the time I go in for a hair cut usually means no waiting, so I’m done in ten minutes and headed home.

          3. Sean

            I used to go hunting with my barber. True story.

          4. Jarflax

            You didn’t read Guns and Ammo and Soldier of Fortune as a kid? Oh wait, I am old; I’ll see myself out now. Are there any ice floes left or has Western Society even ruined that?

          5. AlmightyJB

            I remember when SOF was hard to find. Local hobby shop had them though.

        2. Not Adahn

          You’re being given your guns for free by someone who would stop sending you them if you said bad things about them?

          1. Free guns?

            I can write some complementary prose.

          2. Not Adahn

            The print jobs are pretty full. But get a million or more subs on your Youtube channel and you’l be getting all sorts of free stuff to “review.”

      2. Sean

        It’s definately spicy, with hints of fruit and vanilla.

        I dropped a small ice cube into it after the first couple sips. It opened it up and now I can taste the spice and more vanilla.

        The fruit is more of an aftertaste that lingers on the tongue.

        Happy?

        1. Why are you tasting your guns?

          1. Rebel Scum

            You don’t give them a kiss after a good workout?

        2. Jarflax

          Does it make the world more amusing or more annoying? That is what we are all really looking for isn’t it?

        3. MikeS

          Is it from a local distiller? How much $$?

          1. Sean

            Lancaster, PA. 2 hrs+ away.

            $43 ish?

          2. MikeS

            Nice. I like local booze. I like non-local booze, too…

        4. Not Adahn

          No, I was some goddamned gun reviews. You, Animal and a few others have a much more extensive arsenal than I do. If I started writing them, I’d be out of material in less than a year. Plus my shooting experience is limited and I can only vaguely speak to handguns.

          1. Sean

            Oh. LOL.

            I thought it was a dig at the brevity of my initial review.

            You just don’t know the extensiveness…I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

          2. Not Adahn

            No, I legitimately think it would be a good addition to the content here. Of course, it might make the balance too far over on the yokel side, but hopefully that would just inspire the cosmos to write more and…

          3. Gender Traitor

            We have cosmos???

          4. Not Adahn

            Yes. A lot of them left once the new wave of commentators came aboard, but a few are still around.

          5. Sean

            The Sig P228 is one of the finest, most balanced handguns ever built.

            The end.

            ?

          6. Not Adahn

            Now just add some smexy gun pr0n pics, and send it to Riven!

          7. AlmightyJB

            Good to know Sean thanks. I have the 229 on my list, but will have to now consider the 228.

          8. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

            I miss Riven. Have we pissed her off somehow, or did she grow up and stop hanging around here?  ;-)

          9. Re Riven— I don’t know how much I can say, but as far as I know, her absence from Glibs has nothing to do with Glibs.

          10. Not Adahn

            I don’t know how much I can say, but as far as I know, her absence from Glibs has nothing to do with Glibs.

            Between modelling for weightlifting gear companies and her job at OrgazmoTech(r), it’s not too surprising she doesn’t have much time for here.

        5. AlmightyJB

          Sounds nice.

        6. Spudalicious

          That’s a hell of a gun oil.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Tucker: If Texas Goes Blue, It’s Over.

    But not really though. There have been absolute routes in both directions, at least in presidential elections over the years*.

    *That said, Team Blue is especially concerning these days with their general and complete disregard for constitutionally limited government.

    1. Jarflax

      The real scary thing to me is the people on the right (including a few people here I believe) who want to revive the original 12th amendment (which would do nothing in and of itself) and expand the House to 5500 seats. Hey guys, if you do this you make the Senate seats irrelevant in the Electoral college math, and that enhances the electoral college weight of the hyper populous States, since the House number would increase by something like 1100% and the Senate number would not change.

      1. Rebel Scum

        I hadn’t considered that. The Senate number would have to change proportionally, with each state still having the same number of senators. And, of course, I would like to see the return of state legislatures appointing senators as it is supposed to be. We are supposed to have a bicameral legislature with one house of the people and one house of the states. As it stands we have two houses of the people. Incidentally, I believe this is where retarded notions such as “popular vote” for the legislature as a whole comes from. It is not seen as a person representing a distinct state or distinct region of a distinct state. The 17th amendment destroyed state boundaries and is leading to the destruction of the concept of the federal system.

        1. Jarflax

          This is why I start out opposing all Amendments and am very slow to come onboard. The same reason I oppose central control. Unintended consequences are a BITCH.

    2. Derpetologist

      At least we haven’t reached the low of Not So Great Britain, where they encourage people to get sterilized with billboards:

      https://twitter.com/charlieidm/status/1187336308345245703

      The Scoops are Coming!

      1. Suthenboy

        Yet they are importing people from cultures that directly conflict with traditional British values.
        I wonder what that could be about?
        *scratches head*

        1. Derpetologist

          QUIET YOU!

          Diversity is our strength! That’s why places like the Balkans are so peaceful!

      2. They ought to be able to spell, at least. Why do they hate crows?

    3. AlmightyJB

      At the end of the day, you have to make the best argument as to why you’re better than the other guy.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Lol. Nice.

    2. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

      That’s just wrong.

    1. MikeS

      My favorite jet ever.

      1. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

        Nope.

        The Northrop F-5A. That jet just screams sexy. I don’t give a rat’s ass that it’s no longer anything like the leading edge. I soooooo want one.

        1. MikeS

          You got me…you’re right, the F-14 Tomcat isn’t the best jet ever. The F-15 Eagle is.

          1. Rebel Scum

            ^

            F-15 = Sexy Air-superiority.

          2. Don Escaped the SouthWestConference

            * looks up from the Economist whilst bathing *

            I have no idea what y’ all are talking about , but the F4 in Marine trim from the Vietnam era is just totally badd a**. Others may score it for sexy.

            * returns to letters to the editor section and starts sanding down ball of left foot*

          3. MikeS

            Your scene-setting had me LOLing Don. hahaha

          4. Spudalicious

            At least he wasn’t manscaping.

          5. Gustave Lytton

            Me too. F4 and F111 for me.

            In the bomber world, the B1 and Avro Vulcan are my favs. Honorable mention to B-36, and B-52 in SIOP paint scheme.

          6. Rebel Scum

            All of those are incorrect except for the B-1, as it is easily the sexiest modern bomber.

          7. Grumbletarian

            F-16 Fighting Falcon FTW. Trim, curvy, sexy, lethal. Basically Scarlet Johannsen with wings.

        2. Rebel Scum

          Northrop made the Mig-28? //jk

          But kidding aside allow me to kid some more. That plane screams “I’m on a budget!”. That said, I wouldn’t mind having one either.

          1. Rebel Scum

            But there is a reason it is always the first plane you get in ‘Ace Combat’…

    2. Not Adahn

      They were still flying in ’97?

      I remember seeing those things doing amazing things at air shows. Also a B-1 taking off with full afterburners is the loudest thing I’ve ever experienced, slightly louder than three people playing tympani in an elevator.

      1. Jarflax

        The loudest thing I’ve heard at an airshow, and probably the loudest thing I have ever heard was the Harrier.

    3. Derpetologist

      Here ya go:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRv2cVF0CdM

      My brother and I played Top Gun and Flight of the Intruder on our Nintendo. He was always way better at the flying games than me.

  24. Jarflax

    So I have created another Diplomacy game.

    Glib Diplomats 2
    invite code: SMITH

    Just a reminder, while the game shows as starting in 7 days, the game actually starts when all 7 spots fill. 1 day per phase. Join if you want.

    1. Suthenboy

      I am not very diplomatic, in case y’all didnt notice.

      1. Jarflax

        It’s an interesting game. I am not entirely sure I enjoy it but it is really fascinating to play.

    2. Rebel Scum

      I am still waiting for ‘Empire 2 – Total War’.

    3. Lackadaisical

      I thought it was a board game.

      1. Jarflax

        It is, but well suited to an online form.

        1. Jarflax

          Join us.

          1. Jarflax

            Link to the game.

          2. Lackadaisical

            I’m not reliable enough.

          3. Jarflax

            Play a bot game go to Games, Create a new game, play against bots, then just play through and it will give you a reliability rating. It sometimes seems to not assign a reliability rating immediately.

          4. Lackadaisical

            Got stomped on by bots, but it was fun.

          5. Jarflax

            Yeah the bots gang up on you. I have beaten them a couple times, playing one of the western edge nations, but they tend to all come after you.

          6. Lackadaisical

            Christ, Got stomped even worse on my third game. Second game I thought I had it, then everything just fell apart. Something about simple rules, and the lack of chance.

          7. Lackadaisical

            Where is it hosted?

        2. MikeS

          I’ve never played the board game, but it seems to me that it would be better as an online game because you can keep your communications completely hidden from the other players.

          1. Nephilium

            It just adds another level of interaction in the live games. There are times it’s beneficial to walk up to someone, and just say something like, “So. I know we’re not working together. But this will convince the other countries we’re aligned. Maybe we should actually behave that way instead of fighting each other.”

  25. Sensei

    I watched “Life of Brian” for the first time in decades this weekend. Life imitates art:

    Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
    Stan: (pause) I want to be one.

    (pregnant pause)

    Reg: What?
    Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.
    Reg: What!?
    Stan: It’s my right as a man.
    Judith: Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
    Stan: I want to have babies.
    Reg: You want to have babies?!?!?!
    Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
    Reg: But you can’t have babies.
    Stan: Don’t you oppress me.
    Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan — you haven’t got a womb. Where’s the
    fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
    (Stan starts crying.)
    Judith: Here! I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually
    have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the
    Romans’, but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
    Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to
    have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.
    Reg: (pissed) What’s the *point*?
    Francis: What?
    Reg: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he
    can’t have babies?
    Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
    Reg: It’s symbolic of his struggle against reality.

    I completely forgot this scene.

    1. Derpetologist

      Monty Python’s Terry Gilliam: ‘I’m a black transgender lesbian’

      https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/07/05/monty-pythons-terry-gilliam-im-a-black-transgender-lesbian/

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        And I’m OK?

      2. Rhywun

        OK, boomer.

    1. straffinrun

      Cenk today said he is rejecting all endorsements for his campaign

      Of cooooooooooooourse.

  26. DEG

    “Rock This Town” is a good song.

    Army announced a partnership with Blink-182 frontman Tom DeLonge’s To the Stars Academy to research alien technology.

    ??!?!??

    Veteran observers of UN climate talks were stunned by the state of play nearly 24 hours after the negotiations had been due to close.

    “I have never seen such a disconnect between what the science requires and the people of the world demand, versus what the climate negotiations are delivering,” Alden Meyer, strategy and policy director at the Union of Concerned Scientists, told AFP.

    You’ll just have to take a trip on a big jet plane next year to have some more negotiations.

    This reflects concern that Britain could become a kind of “Singapore on Thames”, a trading hub where multinationals can gain access to the EU’s huge market without playing by its rules.

    I don’t see the problem, but on the other hand, I’m not a EU bureaucrat.

    The worms can reach up to 19 inches long, but are usually six to nine inches long, according to NOAA.

    Porn inches, real inches, Internet inches, or girl inches?

    Trump didn’t address reporters at the White House before departing

    Heh.

    Current beer.

    Yusef, I heard you have a place. This is good news.

    1. Bob the Builder

      Got the keys an hour ago, the occupation begins tomorrow, thanks D!

      1. MikeS

        Yes! That’s exciting news!

      2. DEG

        Excellent! I hope it goes well.

      3. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

        Got the keys an hour ago, the occupation begins tomorrow, thanks D!

        Excellent.
        Have a great, safe Christmas, mang. Say “hi!” to Wendy for me, and eat some hotdish or Schwartzies’ Hash Browns for me, ‘K?.

      4. Chafed

        That’s good news. Glad to hear it.

  27. mikey

    “President Trump attended the 120th Army-Navy football game in Philadelphia on Saturday for the third time, ”
    How many 130th are there? Or did go to the same game three times.
    Someone needs an edit fairy.

    1. Jarflax

      Yeah you 🙂 120th or 130th?

      1. Spudalicious

        4Chan trolled the left hard with that one. It’s not a white power symbol.

        1. straffinrun

          Could be. I’m not sure. It’s coin toss.

  28. AlmightyJB

    Funeral Strippers

    https://youtu.be/bFM_w_tN2B4

    1. westernsloper

      Trumps going to have piss hooker’s at his funeral. The best piss hookers.

  29. Last night we were having a serious discussion on really good Christmas music.

    I submit the entire Vince Guaraldi Trio Charlie Brown album.

    1. Chipping Pioneer

      It is excellent for getting you into the Christmas spirit. With a big cup of eggnog.

      1. It’s also excellent for Christmas cocktail parties.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’ve been listening to that this holiday season and it’s good stuff that I’d kind of forgotten about.

    3. Bob the Builder

      You win a prize! VGT are fantastic, Charlie or not

    4. KSuellington

      Yup, I’m watching Charlie Brown Xmas with the wife and kids now while dinning is cooking. Just great music.

      So, I’ve plugged these guys before a number of times, but now with the Xmas season here they always have two or three Christmas music stations on. I’m loving the Jolly Ole Soul station, classic soul Xmas music. SomaFM is 24 hour commercial free internet radio that has about twenty different stations on it. Maybe once an hour they do a 5 second plug to donate to them. I usually throw them 50 bucks a year cause they are awesome.

      http://somafm.com/jollysoul/

      1. You’ve linked me to somafm before, haven’t you? I was looking for that the other day. Forgot to bookmark it. Thanks!

      2. Department Store Christmas!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        https://somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/specials

        1. KSuellington

          Ha! Yeah, I’m a huge SomaFM fan, Secret Agent Radio gets several hours of play a week and I dig some of their electronica stations and 7inchSoul. I hadn’t seen that station, it will go into the rotation for sure.

        2. Rhywun

          Oooo O Holy Night just came on… my favorite.

    5. This one is pretty good, too.

      1. Yanno, I really like disco.

        Most of it.

    6. We’re not saying BEAM’s an alien, but . . .

      I’ve owned that on CD for 20+ years now. Always gets me in the Christmas spirit!

    7. There is only one acceptable X-mas song.

  30. Winston

    Blink 182 or Sum 41?

    1. Derpetologist

      Depends on which Postmodern Jukebox cover you like better:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZoyCSffM7I

      1. Derpetologist

        Good sir, you are a scholar and a gentlemen. An eagle amongst a flock of sparrows!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6NxQl0lEU4

        1. Rebel Scum

          Speaking of lips…

          Love that channel.

    2. Trigger Hippie

      No.

  31. Chipping Pioneer

    I read the tapeworm story in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice.

  32. straffinrun

    You. Make. Me. Sick.

    Bill Kristol
    @BillKristol
    Trump is, as he so often reminds us, a truly disgusting human being.

    1. Jarflax

      Better than you Bill Kristol, you Trotskyite piece of crap.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Bill Kristoll is a grifting pseudointellectual war monger that bilked righties for years with insincere platitudes and is as bad a human being as you can get.

      1. straffinrun

        Sorry. With Swalwell out of the race, I don’t know who to follow on Twitter.

        1. Jarflax

          Here you go.

          NSFW

          1. straffinrun

            That’s completely suitable where I work.

          2. Jarflax

            You lucky SOB!

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          No sorry necessary, he’s great for a hatefollow, one of the best actually.

    3. Winston

      Him or Max Boot?

      And considering that the neocons only became Republicans because of ‘Nam then this not a surprise.

  33. Jarflax

    I am rewatching South Park in order. I still have the power to laugh until my side hurts; I just thought I had lost it because things today are less funny.

    1. Chipping Pioneer

      I LOL’ed at Santa snorting coke in the most recent episode.

      1. Jarflax

        I’m watching The Death Camp of Tolerance.

        1. Jarflax

          Poor Lemiwinks.

        2. Bob the Builder

          Kill me!!!!

      2. Nephilium

        “This is really smooth.”

    2. Derpetologist

      In case you didn’t know, all the episodes except Super Best Friends are available for free from their own site:

      https://southpark.cc.com/

      My favorite episode arc was Eric Cartman in the atheist future.

      1. Bob the Builder

        Time child!

      2. Bob the Builder

        Someone with a Muslim name has that episode on his hard drive…..

        1. Jarflax

          I own them all up through season 17

    3. Rhywun

      I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life as the first time I saw the old one with the satellite antenna growing out of Cartman’s ass.

      1. Jarflax

        Scot Tenorman must die is probably my favorite.

        1. Bob the Builder

          Peruvian pan flute,
          Guinea pigs!

        2. Rhywun

          That’s the first one that kind of left me speechless.

        3. Jarflax

          Do NOT piss off Eric Cartman.

          1. Derpetologist

            I want an episode of Cartman vs Manbearpig.

            Oh, and for xmas, Cartman’s immortal rendition of O Holy Night:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjWVJ19BHME

      2. Bob the Builder

        Earth!

  34. Bob the Builder

    The Crab people, I had no idea they were referring to Lovecraft,
    Cthulhu and me!

  35. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Marie_Tran

    Tran was born on January 17, 1989 in San Diego, California.[1] Her parents are refugees from Vietnam who fled the country following the Vietnam War.[6][7] As a child, her father was homeless and grew up on the streets of Vietnam.[8] After moving to the United States, he worked at Burger King to support the family, and his wife worked at a funeral home.[9]

    Oh the irony.

    So the Ewoks will kill Rose Tico, right? /jking

    1. Ewoks are prone to killing, cooking, and eating any outsiders they catch. So, if they catch her, it’s the cookpot.

      1. CPRM

        Yeah, people shit on ROTJ for being kiddy; but it’s pretty clear the Ewoks are carnivores; and seeing that one Ewok die is the most emotional thing in the orig trig.

    1. straffinrun

      Guess he was trying to get some of that christmas money from grandmas. Some old people still send a little cash through the mail, no?

    2. Don Escaped the SouthWestConference

      Dad’s balls were stolen.

      What I mean: two dozen customized golf balls I’d ordered for Dad were found by a neighbor on the side of the road. Stolen from my porch before I got home from work Friday, they were deemed worthless (unusable, unsellable, unpawnable) and just tossed. Someone walking her dog found them and brought them back.

      I keep him stocked in his favorite Calloway dayglow softie with little messages: Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday from D&L, etc.

  36. Watching my second-favorite Christmas special, the lately disparaged Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. I was a little salty about Rudolph not being accepted until he was useful, but that is not the way the story goes. Everybody apologizes and grovels after he and Hermey return after having been gone so long. He’s jake for a while and THEN Santa realizes he needs him to lead the sleigh.

    /nostalgia boner

    1. Grumbletarian

      For the sake of diversity, I make it a point to watch A Charlie Bro Kwanzaa at least once each holiday season.

  37. Tres Cool

    Yo GT! I should apologize. Earlier I meant }}Homey{{

    1. Gender Traitor

      No need to apologize – you’re a dear to remember! ?

      I wonder if there are brackets for boys…

      1. MikeS

        |
        **

        1. MikeS

          Nah, that’s dumb. Disregard.

  38. Winston

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/dec/11/jeremy-corbyn-boris-johnson-antisemitism-hostile-agenda-people-colour

    Scared of Corbyn? As a black Jewish woman I’m terrified of Johnson

    Classic Guardian from just before the election.

    1. Rhywun

      Sorry, the Guardian gives me hives.

      1. Fourscore likes being given the hives.

    2. straffinrun

      Makes sense if she’s also a lesbian.

      1. Lackadaisical

        Johnson is a bit of a prick.

        1. straffinrun

          Reaching for some low hanging fruit, aren’t we.

        2. Winston

          Does Johnson enjoy Spotted Dick?

          1. Spudalicious

            Or Toads in a Hole?

  39. straffinrun

    Just to be clear, I am NOT a white supremacist. Stupid lawyer changing my tweets.

    1. Jarflax

      If you are a white supremacist and you move to Japan, does that make you the stupidest person on Earth?

      1. straffinrun

        I’m on my two year mission. It turned into twenty because these people are too inferior to grasp my superiority.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          One Team!

    2. Rebel Scum

      But you’re wearing a white sheet. . .

      My tuxedo black cat was offended for a second but now she is jubilantly destroying the Christmas tree.

    3. Derpetologist

      OK, Jared Taylor, whatever you say…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0L4QHFjhs

      1. straffinrun

        His Japanese is fucking great. IIRC he went to high school here.

        1. Derpetologist

          His parents were missionaries. He spent his childhood there.

          Fun fact: David Duke taught English to Laotian military officers during the Vietnam War.

          Isn’t it interesting that after all that interaction with foreigners, they still became racists?

          I think what happens is that there is a subset of white guys who get so tired of being shit on, that they immediately glom on to the people who don’t, aka Nazis, KKK, etc.

          1. Winston

            Isn’t it interesting that after all that interaction with foreigners, they still became racists?

            John Ruskin, Pol Pot and Xi JIngping all interacted with foreigners and developed awful political ideas so it’s not like foreign travel is some sort of libertarian magic bullet.

          2. Derpetologist

            You made a good point, and may now push the button:

            https://youtu.be/Za9Sar8UCbs?t=180

          3. straffinrun

            I think it’s about falling victim to selective memory. Their brains downplay all the little interactions they had with average people that were decent, kind, thoughtful and focus on only the few assholes that were overtly racist to them. They then think to only way to win is to become an asshole racist back. Once you start looking at the world that way, everything you see gets warped. Last week, an old guy muttered, “something, something gaijin” as he passed me on the sidewalk. It happens from time to time. Pissed me off. About twenty minutes later, a different old guy tapped me on the shoulder and handed me my headphones which had fallen out of my pocket. Now I’m in a good mood. IOW People see what they wanna see.

          4. Derpetologist

            In Swahili, the term for white person is mzungu. It got to be annoying to be called that instead of my name, but sometimes it was along the lines of “hey mzungu – the bus you want is over there.”

            Mzungu comes from kuzunguka, which means to turn around. Supposedly, the white explorers were always getting lost because they didn’t know where they were going.

            It’s amusing to think that Van Pelt knew more about Africa than most SJWs:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUv875PH7LA

            +1 pickelhaub pith helmet

          5. straffinrun

            That’s probably how the gun grabbers think gun stores work.

          6. Jarflax

            I think if you demonize completely reasonable positions you remove some of the disincentives to taking less reasonable positions. And by think, I mean that I view this as self evident. We really need to stop conflating disagreement with the dogma of the day with actual hate and oppression of others.

          7. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Agreed. But, at the same time IQ studies are like quoting astrology. I have a hard time taking a test, loaded with qualitative variables and labeling people arbitrarily without a clear definition of what makes one a member of said race, real seriously

          8. Derpetologist

            I’ve posted this before, but it deserves a re-run:

            from the wiki article on Mensa

            ***
            Roland Berrill, an Australian barrister, and Dr. Lancelot Ware, a British scientist and lawyer, founded Mensa at Lincoln College, in Oxford, England, in 1946. They had the idea of forming a society for very intelligent people, the only qualification for membership being a high IQ.[6] It was ostensibly to be non-political and free from all other social distinctions (racial, religious, etc.).[10]

            However, Berrill and Ware were both disappointed with the resulting society. Berrill had intended Mensa as “an aristocracy of the intellect”, and was unhappy that a majority of Mensans came from humble homes,[11] while Ware said: “I do get disappointed that so many members spend so much time solving puzzles.”
            ***

          9. Jarflax

            Did I quote an IQ study?

          10. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            No. I’m just saying that his citation of IQ studies as a basis for his beliefs is unreasonable. That’s all I meant. Not regarding you.

          11. Jarflax

            Mensa attracts people who want public validation of their intelligence and bragging rights. People who have achieved success, even moderate success, tend to realize that joining a club to prove they are smahhht doesn’t. Apologies to any Mensans, but the one friend I have who belongs is the same person who failed the bar twice and has a list of reasons why his life has gone nowhere, none of which reasons involve his self destructive behavior.

          12. straffinrun

            Had a friend who joined Mensa. That I know that shows how stupid he is.

        2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I think it’s hilarious how he converted the Japanese reporter to his white supremacist ideology. “Oh, so I’m of the superior race? And you just want the same immigration laws as Japan? I’m down with that.”

          Japan is CANCELED

          1. Jarflax

            Not sure Japan cares.

          2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            “The Nazis of the Far East”

            (No offense to the good people of Japan)

        3. Sensei

          Holy shit. I’d never seen this. And yes his Japanese is fucking awesome.

          I’m debating sending this to one of my Japanese friends. I don’t think I want to open this can or worms.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        He could have gotten away with it if he hadn’t lumped in the Chinese, and Koreans, in with them.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          I think the Chinese and Koreans would be more offended to be lumped in with the Japanese. Beside their shared concern with Godzilla rising from the ocean, those three peoples don’t have a lot of common ground.

          1. straffinrun

            You can see the similarities if squint hard enough.

          2. *Swissy signal lit*

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            It’s like lumping Mothra in with Godzilla and pretending like they’re the same. I mean, sure they’re both enormous otherworldly creatures bent on destruction, but Godzilla can sometimes be a good guy. Like that time when the Japanese released him to fight off some other monster. I don’t remember them ever releasing Mothra to save Tokyo, so how can they be the same?

          4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            And don’t get me started on Rodan.

          5. Gustave Lytton

            Someone doesn’t watch enough kaiju.

          6. Gustave Lytton

            Unlike other Toho monsters, Mothra is a largely heroic character, having been variously portrayed as a protector of her own island culture,[2] the Earth[3] and Japan.[4]

          7. straffinrun

            Is Mothra the Koreans in this analogy?

          8. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Truth be told, I haven’t watched those movies since I was a kid. There was no analogy, I just wanted to talk about Godzilla, which is what I think about when I think about Japan

          9. kinnath

            Oh no. There goes Tokyo.

  40. Lackadaisical

    Sounds like a sawmill in here. Christ.

    1. Bob the Builder

      And the microphone smells like good beer,

      1. Spudalicious

        +1 Piano Man.

    1. Winston

      Will it be electric?

      1. Rebel Scum

        I assume it will be kinetic.

        1. Rhywun

          Frenetic.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          and asymmetric.

      2. MikeS

        So frantically hectic

    2. straffinrun

      How do you ban “militias”? That doesn’t seem constitutional.

      1. Rebel Scum

        That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed – A1S13, Constitution, Commonwealth of Virginia

        It isn’t.

      2. Winston

        FYTW and Madison was a slaveowner so fuck him?

        1. Bob the Builder

          I’m just glad to be in America again, and this place is Patriot central, and Christmas, not happy holidays

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            and Christmas, not happy holidays

            Because fuck making people like me feel welcome, right?

          2. straffinrun

            C’mon guys, gather round. *Group Hug*

          3. straffinrun

            *Rethinks this* Uh, you guys work this one out.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            *unzips*

          5. MikeS

            Yes.

          6. SHUT THE FUCK UP,…um GRINCHTARD?

          7. Jarflax

            Does someone saying Merry Christmas actually make you feel unwelcome? I have never felt unwelcome hearing L’shana tova, of course I am somewhere outside both faiths but between them.

          8. I just figure he’s offended by statements of goodwill.

          9. Heroic Mulatto

            Does someone saying Merry Christmas actually make you feel unwelcome?

            As a blanket statement, no. I would think, though, that public-facing contexts, like businesses, would want to appeal to as many people as possible, thus they thoughtfully use non-sectarian greetings. Complaining about that is bizarre considering what Christianity actually teaches about the widow, orphan, and stranger. I would expect such ideological triumphalism from Islam, not from the turn-the-other-cheekers.

          10. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Companies try to appeal to the widest audience?

            Dick’s Sporting Goods, Google, Apple, Twitter, Facebook, NBA, NFL, Chic-fil-a hardest hit

          11. Not Adahn

            While you’re not wrong in you own context, I can’t help but thinking there’s a context that you’re ignoring. One that is much less concerned with welcoming all faiths and more concerned with excluding one in particular. Is it wrong to think that if the are Google Doodles celebrating Islam, Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism but NOT Christianity, that Google (and the cultural tribe identified with that company) is hostile to Christians? Or perhaps they’re just a bunch of filthy culturally-appropriating Orientalists?

          12. straffinrun

            How are we getting all this out of Yusef’s original post?

          13. MikeS

            I get the inclusiveness thing, but at the same time, the majority of Americans celebrate Christmas. And if you don’t, a polite “thank you” doesn’t seem so hard. When people wish you a Merry Christmas, it’s not like (most of them) are doing it out of spite. They genuinely want you to have a pleasant day. That is, if they think about it at all and it’s not just rote for them.

          14. Jarflax

            ^This is what I am getting at. It seems bizarre to me to portray the current situation as Christians triumphantly excluding other faiths. I would say the actual situation is Christians defiantly expressing their faith in the face of strong disapproval and contempt from the self anointed cultural arbiters.

          15. Not Adahn

            T… tall cans?

          16. How are we getting all this out of Yusef’s original post

            Practice?

          17. Heroic Mulatto

            @NA

            Well, like the Starbucks coffee cup, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

            Last year’s doodle on Dec. 25th looks Christmas-y to me. But again, some people will complain that Santa is “secular” and desire overtly religious imagery like a nativity scene or something.

            And when the yearly Starbucks saga comes around it is even more ludicrous in that Shultz is Jewish. If it is such a burden to acknowledge that other people might have different beliefs than you, why get upset that Starbuck’s cups aren’t Christmas-y enough? By this logic, shouldn’t the cups be blue and white with driedels all over them? Because goose and ganders?

          18. Heroic Mulatto

            When people wish you a Merry Christmas, it’s not like (most of them) are doing it out of spite.

            I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about the people that squeal like stuck pigs because a Radio Shack flyer has “Happy Holidays” on it. You know, the people that actually believe there is a “War on Christmas”.

          19. Heroic Mulatto

            I would say the actual situation is Christians defiantly expressing their faith in the face of strong disapproval and contempt from the self anointed cultural arbiters.

            Outside of a Kirk Cameron movie, this is not a thing. The War on Christmas is a bigger hoax than climate change. It is nothing more than the consequence of an unwarranted sense of self-entitlement coupled with selfishness and ignorance projected outwards. If you complain that someone used an ecumenical phrase when greeting you, you’re an asshole. Full stop.

          20. MikeS

            @HM: I get that, and I agree to a point. But at the same time, when the entire purpose of the flyer is to advertise a big sale for shoppers looking for gifts to give to loved ones on December 25th, isn’t “Merry Christmas” a bit more on point than “Happy Holidays”?

            It may not be a War on Christmas, but it’s sure as hell PC culture.

            Also, are there still Radio Shacks around?

          21. the people that actually believe there is a “War on Christmas”

            I’m fighting, but mostly I feel like I’m the only one. X-mas can kiss my ass as far as I’m concerned.

          22. Heroic Mulatto

            @Mike

            Believe it or not, yes! Radio Shack still lives. There is one about 10 miles from me in a mall.

            But I did choose Radio Shack because it is obscure nowadays.

          23. Jarflax

            The War on Christmas is a bigger hoax than climate change. It is nothing more than the consequence of an unwarranted sense of self-entitlement coupled with selfishness and ignorance projected outwards. If you complain that someone used an ecumenical phrase when greeting you, you’re an asshole. Full stop.

            I agree that the War on Christmas is a silly idea, but I disagree that it comes from a sense of entitlement. I think it comes from a very real hostility toward Christianity by the self appointed elites. No, X-mas on a window or Happy Holidays are not attacks on Christianity, you are correct in that. But there is a great deal of mockery of, and actual hatred toward Christians expressed in the popular media, and I find it hard to look at people who develop a knee jerk reaction in those circumstances as acting out of entitlement.

            It is the same phenomenon as Jews accusing people of antisemitism over trifles. After you have been attacked enough everything starts to sound like an attack,

          24. MikeS

            Well shit. It appears that North Dakota may be the only state in the lower 48 that doesn’t have a Radio Shack of some sort. Sad!

            I need to start a petition.

          25. There may be stores bearing the name ‘Radio Shack’, but there are no radio shacks left. They don’t even stock electrical components anymore.

          26. Heroic Mulatto

            But there is a great deal of mockery of, and actual hatred toward Christians expressed in the popular media, and I find it hard to look at people who develop a knee jerk reaction in those circumstances as acting out of entitlement.

            We’ll have to disagree on the direction of causality here. Much less the fact of a lot of “actual hatred” expressed toward Christianity. Particularly when a certain vocal but small segment of American Christianity views any criticism of its ideology as “hatred”.

          27. Heroic Mulatto

            @UCS

            The ones in Hobby Towns do. That’s where I go if I need something and I can’t/don’t want to wait for mail order.

          28. Rhywun

            Better is not bothering to wish anyone anything. Mustn’t offend.

            Works for me.

          29. straffinrun

            “WTF are you looking at, Freak?”

            Works for me.

          30. Jarflax

            メリークリスマス

          31. Not Adahn

            Oh please, like there’s any party you wouldn’t crash and be completely at home in.

            On second thought… what winter holidays do you celebrate? These could be excellent parties.

          32. Heroic Mulatto

            The winter is pretty spare when it comes to Buddhist holidays. In S.E. Asia, you have Loy Krathong, but that involves going to a river and it’s fucking cold here in late November.

            So, New Year’s Twilight Zone Marathon on SyFy is pretty much it.

          33. Rhywun

            So, New Year’s Twilight Zone Marathon on SyFy is pretty much it.

            That’s a religion I could get behind.

          34. Bob the Builder

            All are welcome here, lighten up, Francis

          35. Jarflax

            Dude ixnay onyay ightenlay upyay ancisfray. I got piled last time I used that 🙂

          36. Bob the Builder

            Wow, stirred up a hornet’s nest there, thank God we live in a place we can disagree right HM?

          37. Heroic Mulatto

            Yes, thank God for that.

          38. straffinrun

            Needz moar “Meh…”

          39. MikeS

            HM; I saw that.

          40. Meh, Meh!…Meh?

          41. straffinrun

            Do your *shrugs* instead. Build your delts.

    3. AlmightyJB

      My understanding is that the grabbers are backpedaling now on confiscation, and are going with outlawing but with grandfathering. Of course you’ll have to register your scary black guns which most people will ignore.

      1. Damned boating accidents.

      2. Rebel Scum

        Which is not a fix and does not comply with the document they are sworn to uphold.

        Damned boating accidents.

        For some reason Virginians will take to transporting there firearms in dodgy watercraft in suspect weather conditions that will result in many capsizing.

    4. Mustang

      Goddammit I told you guys not to start Great Granny’s Gunshow Hootenanny* until I get back.

      *Referring to it as a boogaloo is racist: https://www.adl.org/blog/the-boogaloo-extremists-new-slang-term-for-a-coming-civil-war

  41. Rhywun

    Guys and gals,

    Trump is doomed because he’s not lefting hard enough.

    These people are plugging Andrew fucking Sullivan?? SMDH.

    1. Bob the Builder

      Fuck him, listen to Sargon, Sullivan is a, Sullivan…..

    2. Winston

      Isn’t Dreher is one of those Catholic crunchy cons who think the GOP is too libertarian, too fiscally conservative and too individualist? And need I remind you that most of Trump’s opponents think he is too libertarian. Let that sink in!

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      Libertarians should totally still be committed to the fusionist project. We get so much out of it.

      1. Jarflax

        We get fucked. Isn’t that a good thing? Or is that one of those meanings have words, words don’t have meanings things?

      2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Considering that TAC is better on foreign policy than Reason and CATO, I’m not sure they’re the problem with fusionism.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Considering that TAC is better on foreign policy than Reason and CATO,

          Eh, six of one and half a dozen of the other. I wouldn’t want to live in PJB’s world as much as I wouldn’t want to live in Gillespie’s.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Expansive overseas conflicts have never increased government at home.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Neither have draconian immigration regulations aimed at ‘keeping all the problems out there’.

          3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Sure. But, those people are not claiming to be in support of “less government”. Not to mention that Gillespie’s paradise would have a lot of caveats to “liberty” that would force government on most of the writers at TAC.

          4. AlmightyJB

            “I wouldn’t want to live in PJB’s world as much as I wouldn’t want to live in Gillespie’s.”

            Indubidably

          5. Winston

            PJB

            Took me a while to realize that you are talking about Pat Buchanan.

            I should point out that the classical liberals thought the Public School system was going to indoctrinate kids away from the Catholic conservatism similar to the ones espoused by the likes of Dreher, Buchanan and Sullivan. Glad that didn’t backfire!

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            In the US context, was Horace Mann a classical liberal, though? Or was he the Ur-Progressive?

          7. Winston

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Mann

            the public should no longer remain ignorant;
            that such education should be paid for, controlled, and sustained by an interested public;
            that this education will be best provided in schools that embrace children from a variety of backgrounds;
            that this education must be non-sectarian;
            that this education must be taught using the tenets of a free society; and
            that education should be provided by well-trained, professional teachers.

            Sounds a lot like the classical liberal agenda in England, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Spain etc.

          8. Heroic Mulatto

            I agree, but Mann also believed that education served the purpose of eliminating “flaws” in society and modeled the American public school system after the Prussian system with the ideology that the purpose of education was social and economic efficiency. I posit that both were proto-Progressive views.

      3. Rebel Scum

        Shut the fuck up lib – oh, nevermind.

      4. Winston

        Considering the alternatives this doesn’t give me much optimism.

    4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      The writers at TAC get such a hard-on when someone even whispers “one nation conservatism”. Social welfare, but with Jesus? And Dreher just came his pants.

    5. AlmightyJB

      Nothing says Conservative like Leftest economics.

      1. Winston

        Insert Hayek quote about conservatives or how Republicans never repeal anything.

        1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

          This is the first time I have ever seen someone use the Hayek criticism of conservatism correctly. TAC would at least be closer to the brand of conservatism that Hayek was criticizing

    6. kbolino

      How, exactly, is the United States Government supposed to lower its taxes on the poor when it doesn’t collect taxes from the poor to begin with? Mitt Romney was not wrong when he said 46% pay no federal income taxes (the exact number varies, but it’s in the 40-50% range). And, contra Sullivan, the Trump tax cuts weren’t given to the “decadent rich” by and large (indeed, ask them about how the SALT deduction cap feels) but rather to the large and small corporations that employ people. The changes to the personal income tax rates were minor, the changes to the corporate income tax rates were substantial. If conservatives cannot even distinguish between rich people and businesses, they’ve got no footing to stand on when talking about economics.

      I guess this is what the much-maligned “populism” really looks like. It’s false but appealing narratives about taxing and spending, now spread by the right instead of the left. The Tories said they’re going to end “austerity” but it already ended years ago. They’re not going to cut taxes anymore, even though they’re not sure they’re in the sweet spot of the Laffer curve.

      1. kbolino

        Jesus, the comments are a shitshow. Everybody’s bought and paid for by billionaries, apparently. There are about as many billionaries as there are Congresspeople; does each billionaire get his own or do they have to share?

        Deep down, it seems many conservatives have the same envy and lack of economic understanding as their left-wing counterparts.

        1. It’s like the stock market, each billionaire has fractional ownership of a number of congresspeople.

          1. leon

            You gotta diversify.

        2. Jarflax

          Someone here pointed out that the Republicans have always been the mercantilist party. Mercantilism is better than socialism in the sense that the flu is better than metastatic lung cancer, but that doesn’t make it healthy.

          1. kbolino

            True, but old-school mercantilists believed in high external taxes and low internal spending. Modern mercantilists have completely lost track of that low spending part.

        3. Winston

          Can’t help but wonder how much politics is just anti-people you hate. If the right didn’t hate the socialists so much would they even pretend to be fiscally conservative? And do the left hate guns because the rednecks like guns?

          Of course the change of party loyalties is not going to bring about the libertarian moment either so this has its limits.

          1. leon

            “Can’t help but wonder how much politics is just anti-people you hate”

            100%

          2. kbolino

            Don’t forget free shit. It’s free shit and anti-people you hate. That appears to be a winning combo, for both right and left.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            Can’t help but wonder how much politics is just anti-people you hate.

            Evolutionary psychology suggests 100 percent of it.

            It’s worth noting that Kurzban is one of the many libertarians working in evo psych. Why the discipline seems to attract so many libertarians (Saad, Cosmides & Tooby, etc.) is fodder for another article.

          4. leon

            Evolutionary psychology would indicate that the non compliant should be secluded into one area apart from the society.

            Evolutionary psychology just happens to be where we sequester libertarians too.

          5. Heroic Mulatto

            Seems legit.

          6. Jarflax

            People are pack animals. Libertarians are lone wolves. Unfortunately despite the usage of lone wolf to mean some noble creature making its way by force of will, actual lone wolves are the wolves that failed to become pack leader and got driven out to starve on the fringes.

          7. Why the discipline seems to attract so many libertarians (Saad, Cosmides & Tooby, etc.) is fodder for another article.

            Would read.

      2. AlmightyJB

        Corporate taxes should be zero. The left loves them because they’re a hidden tax on the people via the prices they pay. They can steal their money while pretending their doing them a favor. Same with printing money or QE.

        1. kbolino

          The beauty of corporate taxes is that they’re actually regressive (they’re paid by everybody) but most people think they’re progressive (corporations are “rich”, ergo corporate taxes hit the rich). At the end of the day, they want to tax the poor and middle class (indeed, their spending requires it), they just don’t want to get caught doing it.

          1. Rhywun

            Yep, and that’s why the left goes apeshit when corporate taxes are cut.

          2. kbolino

            And also, perhaps, why they go apeshit over Trump and Johnson. These are their ideas (kind of) and especially their voters. It’s just plain theft!

  42. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbours_(1952_film)

    “I was inspired to make Neighbours by a stay of almost a year in the People’s Republic of China. Although I only saw the beginnings of Mao’s revolution, my faith in human nature was reinvigorated by it. Then I came back to Quebec and the Korean War began. (…) I decided to make a really strong film about anti-militarism and against war.” — Norman McLaren [2]

    McLaren was a gay Scottish immigrant to Canada and an avantgarde government employed animator and was a Communist.

  43. Tres Cool

    Hey Rhywun?
    As a follow-up to (718), have some Brooklyn Way.

    /looks @ Park Slope sticker on fridge

    1. Rhywun

      LOL Park Slope is like another planet.

      I heard my neighborhood mentioned and some streets near me. Guessing they’re from Bensonhurst or something nearby.

      1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

        Is Bensonhurst really just fully of Italian guys in dago tees swinging baseball bats telling everyone they don’t know to “git outta ere”?

        1. Rhywun

          It’s like you grew up there.

          1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

            Everything I know about NYC I learned from that epic monologue in Spike Lee’s “25th Hour”.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Apparently it’s not working on the non-English speakers

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinatowns_in_Brooklyn

          3. Rhywun

            It’s like some sort of “melting pot” up in here.

          4. Rhywun

            Excuse me – this is a family-friendly website.

          5. Heroic Mulatto

            Huh, I would have thought “Fǎlāshèng” would have been much bigger by percentage than Brooklyn Chinatown.

      2. Rhywun

        Wikipedia sez they are from Bay Ridge (my neighborhood) and Bensonhurst.

        Not my bag but local can be fun.

    1. Rebel Scum

      Troll level: ‘expelled’. //jk

      1. Not Adahn

        You think you’re kidding, but you’re not.

    2. AlmightyJB

      ‘Tards gotta ‘tard.

    3. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      White liberal psychosis is always amusing, until it ruins someone’s life

    4. leon

      Circle game is misogynist and racist

      1. Rhywun

        Gay.

        1. Jarflax

          You just don’t like them because gay Thais do the ladyboy thing!

  44. Rebel Scum

    Come. As you are. Sexy, Jewish lady.

    1. Rebel Scum

      Who, of course, is such a Tool.

  45. Gustave Lytton

    Saw the first Red Kettle in the wild today. Seems like there’s less out there than in past years.

    1. Rhywun

      I saw one the other day on the same corner near my place as every year. My neighborhood is not very woke, though.

    2. MikeS

      I was shopping at Tractor Supply yesterday, and the cashiers are asking everyone if they want to donate a dollar to the SA. So, no Red Kettle, but the dollars are still dropping (I hope).

      1. Gustave Lytton

        in the past the clanging bells annoyed me, and rarely stuck something in. Put a five in today, and would do the same if I see another.

        1. Gender Traitor

          I donate if the kettle attendant is playing an instrument more complex than a bell.

          1. CPRM

            I give when I have money. That isn’t often. But I can’t imagine being some who does have money and passing by without giving.

          2. MikeS

            The Salvation Army is only worthy of donations if the kettle-minders standing out in the cold for hours show musical talent?

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            I only buy Girl Scout cookies if she’s hot.

            Jus’ sayin’.

          4. MikeS

            I refuse to kink-shame you.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          I only contribute to the Skeleton Army.

          1. MikeS

            ?

            I just found my new heroes.

            Skeletons used banners with skulls and crossbones; sometimes there were two coffins and a statement like, “Blood and Thunder” (mocking the Salvation Army’s war cry “Blood and Fire”) or the three Bs: “Beef”, “Beer” and “Bacca” – again mocking the Salvation Army’s three S’s – “Soup”, “Soap” and “Salvation”.

    3. Bob the Builder

      Me too at Walmart, in racist land…

    4. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      There are a bunch by where I live. Not as many in the downtown and gentrified areas.

    5. Nephilium

      They’re still quite frequent here in Ohio.

    1. Bob the Builder

      Done!

      1. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

        And, I mean done!

    2. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      That bot is in. Which is good enough for me. I signed

      1. CPRM

        I bet it’s a Rushun Bot!

    3. Lackadaisical

      That would be right up their alley

  46. Jarflax

    If anyone wants to get me a Christmas present….

    1. That is brilliant.

    2. straffinrun

      Thought we said NO SPOILERS!

    3. CPRM

      Now that guy deserves a federal grant firm handshake.

      1. straffinrun

        Is it pro or anti 2A? Can’t tell if I like it or not otherwise.

        1. CPRM

          In an ideal world, it doesn’t matter, it’s cool.

          1. straffinrun

            *Takes hit off bong bowl filled with shredded Dixie Chicks CDs*

            Sorry, what were you saying?

        2. Not Adahn

          Anti. But stupid redneck inbreds are too stupid to realize they’re being mocked, so they’ll do something stupid like adopting it as a symbol for their stupid inbred redneck selves.

  47. cyto

    I notice the article about the Army/Navy game mentioned that there were cheers and chants for Trump several times.

    Funny….. I didn’t see that mentioned on the news.

    Now, I do remember distinctly that there was extensive coverage when a percentage of the folks at a baseball game booed or yelled at Trump. They certainly made it out like the entire stadium was booing him, but it was really a minority… not even a plurality. But still, it was definitely audible. It was kind of a lead story for a couple of days.

    So…… I suppose it isn’t newsworthy when a whole stadium chants “we love you”?

    1. “Tulsi Gabbard Apologist”

      Of course it’s newsworthy. Why do you think they’re trying to ruin that cadet’s life? We wouldn’t have heard about the hand sign if they had booed him

      1. Derpetologist

        Progs in general don’t like the military, and if they knew how many of in it were Trumpalos, they’d call for its abolition.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTDqWabFrx4

    2. straffinrun

      I dream of a day when every president gets roundly booed daily and fears for their safety.

      1. Derpetologist

        Eh, I merely dream of a day when the US govt has as much power as an RA at a community college.

        1. straffinrun

          Derp wants to bring back prohibition.

          1. Derpetologist

            True story- when I was in college, the RA forced my roomies to pour their booze down the drain. As they licked their wounds, I said: I’m straight A teetotaler. They’d never look in my room.

            They said: Dude! Would you let us?

            Me: No.

            Then I closed my door. I would have helped them if they hadn’t annoyed me beforehand.

            Years later, one of them and I ended up in Chicago. We went out for beers and laughed about it.

          2. CPRM

            My second year in the dorms, we went out to a party with our RA, that just happened to be in dorm room of a girl I knew from my first year. Our RA got stoned off his ass and we had to mission impossible his as back to his room.

            (When I got to college I was a teetotaler, as I knew I liked drinking too much. But that didn’t last long)

          3. Derpetologist

            I didn’t touch a drop til I turned 21, because Mormon upbringing and alcoholism of some relatives.

            I had my first drink because when I went to eat at my favorite restaurant (Long John Silvers) on my birthday, I discovered that it had burned down.

            The story of what happened next is part of my secret stash. It involves a bottle of Boone’s Farm and a drunken intruder whom I was far nicer too than I should have been.

          4. Derpetologist

            shit – far nicer to is what I meant

            damn you, Eventide Kolsch! (with umlaut)

        2. MikeS

          Fucking RAs got me into Southern Comfort and Coke because it was far easier to sneak in a handle of SC that than a 30 pack of Buschhhhhhhhh Light.

          1. CPRM

            There were guys in my dorm who just happened to buy a new stereo every week that came in a box big enough to fit a keg, always the same model to…

          2. Damn unreliable stereos.

          3. Derpetologist

            +1 shocked Captain Renault

          4. Nephilium

            It’s not that hard to make your own…

          5. MikeS

            In a college dorm room?

          6. CPRM

            Stereos seem pretty complex to me.

          7. Nephilium

            Do you have sugar, yeast, a balloon (or an airlock), and a jug? You can make alcohol. How good it tastes will depend on what you’re trying to make. Go for something simple like a wine, cider, or mead and you can have good alcohol with only giving up a couple of square feet in a closet.

          8. MikeS

            Obviously, yes. But what you just described is nowhere near what college kids used to drinking Keystone Light would find drinkable. Not to mention the effort involved.

        3. I was an RA.

        4. cyto

          This is the proper answer.

          I really, really, really cannot fathom how the proggies keep thinking the solution to problems like “too much money in politics” is to give the government more power.

          They absolutely blow my mind. Too much regulation causes the price of housing to spike, leaving no low income housing? I know…. more regulations and more control!

          Idiots.

          Exactly the sort who would go to the doctor and say “Hey doc, it hurts when I do this…” and then opt for the surgery instead of stopping “doing this”.

  48. hayeksplosives

    I just can’t even with the climate crisis bullshit.

    New ice age (70s)

    Acid Rain (80s)

    Y 2 k apocalypse (late 90s)

    Notice that the “solution” is always more government?

    1. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

      Acid Rain (80s)

      Not to quibble, M’Lady, but, I think you mean Purple Rain

      1. Gustave Lytton

        I hate what acid rain did to jeans. Never washed out again.

    2. Derpetologist

      You forgot the rain forest.

      True story: when I was in 6th grade, we had a debate on rain forest logging. I was the only one on the pro side. My argument was that rain forest loggers are just trying to make a living and anyway it’s hypocritical for Americans to criticize other people for doing what we did.

      This was also the time when the environmental bad Magpie became mandatory in public schools: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in5O4SipbTQ

      Oh, how I loved the South Park rebuttal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOu3RgLVs4Q

      featuring Jennifer Anniston as the voice of the teacher

  49. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

    So….what have I missed around these here parts the last 3 days?

    I admit–kinda wished I’d missed the ‘penis fish’ article…

    1. AlmightyJB

      Some hearty lols over the UK election and Leftest’s tears.

      1. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

        Hmmm…I do wish I’d seen all of that.

    2. CPRM

      If you saw my link in comment 58, nothing new from me otherwise. Thanks for your thoughts, I think that project is coming together.

      1. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

        Reporting for duty–I’m with Yusef

        1. CPRM

          This is truth to power and the world needs to hear it! (and my pocket book needs it)

        2. Bob the Builder

          And I’m not homeless, thanks Digby!

          1. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

            Quite welcome, Yu!

    3. MikeS

      I’ve had 3 bowel movements.

      1. CPRM

        Damn, I’m jealous of you.

        1. MikeS

          I live a charmed life.

          1. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

            Lots O’ Fiber Mike.

            It does sound rather charmed. I mean, as long as it didn’t require straining.

  50. AlmightyJB

    “It’s about this general feeling that the institutions that we rely on to protect us from a dangerous individual might fail,”

    Something must be done. For the children.

    https://hotair.com/archives/john-s-2/2019/12/14/ny-times-columnist-think-im-experiencing-democracy-grief/

    1. Winston

      The Solution is always We Need the RIGHT TOP MAN to run these institutions.

    2. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

      Dammit, Michelle-we already did ‘something’. You shit-birds are never satisfied until Communism (the new democracy) kicks in.

  51. Winston

    https://www.aier.org/article/the-reprise-of-the-personal-state/

    It’s the resurrection of the personal state to displace the failed nation state, but it is sure to be followed by a failed personal state to be displaced by a revived nation state. And so on.

    Don’t forget the supranational state…

    I do find it interesting how modern communications have ironically helped revive the personal state. We now know POTUS’ personal thoughts on anything and demand that he Do Something about every issue.

    And modern tech and consumerism is ironically leading to a revival of central planning.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Not ironic if you’ve read Bogdanov’s Red Star.

      One of the most interesting things about that novel other than implied human-Martian sex, is that the Martians are described as looking like alien “Greys”.

    2. leon

      “And modern tech and consumerism is ironically leading to a revival of central planning.”

      Leading? That’s a Strong claim.

  52. DenverJ

    First!

    1. MikeS

      Haha! Loser!

  53. MikeS

    So, tonight I’m having a glass of this. It’s as bad as you’d probably think.

    1. CPRM

      Trump says peaches suck, I’m her him shim!

    2. Nephilium

      I was at a Christmas party tonight, where someone had brought someone had brought multiple bottles of an herbal liquor. It was… not good, but easier to drink then Fernet Branca.

  54. Bob the Builder

    Allergies suck, I don’t aquire them til my 50s, and floods of rain and clear snot is horrid, only in the fall as well,

    1. straffinrun

      “Yusef” was onomatopoeia?

    2. Runny nose and post-nasal drip sucks, but is better than stuffed sinuses. When the medication kicks in and the pressure abates from my face, I don’t care that I’ve become a sniffling snot zombie.

      I’m glad I don’t have allergies.

    3. CPRM

      My mom got a fish allergy around 55, and now at 63 it’s gone. Allergies are screwy.

    4. Gustave Lytton

      I drove over the border a couple weeks ago to pick up some meth precursors (96 pack of generic pseudoephedrine).

      1. *ears perk up*

        How often do you do that?

        1. Gustave Lytton

          When I use up the last stuff. Only have to show a DL in other states instead of getting a prescription.

          1. In MO we have a limit of 3 boxes of whatever in a 30-day period.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Similar/same(?) in WA. 96 count is the max apparently.

      2. MikeS

        You had me at “pseudoephedrine”.

  55. straffinrun

    18 W’s in a row for the Bucks. Dayum. And we got a couple of great UFC title fights coming up tonight. Sportz!

    1. CPRM

      Fuck you ‘jock’!

      1. Derpetologist

        something something football is a metaphor for nuclear war

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIpuS8vTBts

        ‘member when PCU was seen as an over the top satire? I ‘member.

        1. CPRM

          Jeremy Piven got #meetood, didn’t you hear?

        2. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

          A ‘Crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war”.

          Give RDJ credit for that one. OK, the write AND RDJ

          Not this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-RKbmye0o

  56. Sir Digby is Biden’s Nightmare

    Wow! Who knew there was gonna be a Late Night post tonight??

    ?**this guy**?