I hope my fellow Glibertarians are well and a shout out to Evan from Evansville. Get well, buddy.
I’ll try not to trigger like I did on Tuesday.
Please don’t lop my head off with a machete.
What did socialists use for light before candles?
I thought she would be better at taking a fist.
Channeling his inner Florida man.
That’s it, Glibbies! Time to get your snark on.
Who did it better?
Brett posting links this morning completely screwed up my “Brett’s on a bender” joke.
Here, have some links.
I’ve been a news junkie for decades. But these days, I can barely look.
We are in a place where governments throughout the world no longer give a shit about what the people say. I fear that there is some nasty shit coming, and there are people in the shadows that are overjoyed.
You can take the Constitution and shove it right up your ass.
In some ways, I don’t consider this to be a bad thing.
Could someone pass the duct tape? I need to wrap my head to keep it from exploding.
I’m actually not as grumpy as it may seem. Here, have some southern fried rock.
My wife is sleeping about 11-12 hours a night these days. Even though I stay up after she goes to bed, I’m spending way too much time with my head on the pillow. I guess there are worse things in life.
Hey! There were birthdays today!
Shitlordy, shitlord stuff, UK style.
Augusto Pinochet has a sad.
They’ll have to find another global pandemic bogeyman, but I guess not dying of hemorrhagic fever is a good thing.
The cognitive dissonance plaguing our country right now is just mind boggling.
“Once they found us, it turned into a bunch of big jokes and laughs,” he said. “We were so happy to be getting care, and that we weren’t dead.”
The look on this guys face says it all.
Doobie dooby do.
After wet, shitty weather, we’ve gotten a brief reprieve and fall came back. Clear, blue skies, warm days, no wind, and gorgeous foliage. It will be winter in about a month. I hope our midwest Glibs are warm and safe while Gaia drops some serious global climate change on their climate denying rear ends. And shout out to our Glibs in Japan, which Gaia seems to hate.
How’s ’bout some links!
I’m inspired by people who strive for greatness.
Let’s just say that at least in Idaho, not everybody bothers to get a tag first before pulling the trigger.
Pardon me while I put on my shocked face.
May I suggest sterilization? The nation would thank you.
And for tonight, a little Warren Zevon for your face. Definitely NSFW.
It’s one of those days. We’re moving into cold weather early, and I’m already entering hibernation mode. Meh. We’ll muddle through this.
A shout out to hayeksplosives.
Alabama woman tells Florida Man to hold her beer.
Well that certainly didn’t take long.
I have this weird quirk where I wake up every morning with a song playing in my head. There’s no rhyme, or reason as to which song. This is this mornings entry. Yesterday, it was the Star Spangled Banner.
You gotta love Idaho. The patio project is coming along nicely, but work just stopped dead until next Wednesday. It’s opening weekend, and everybody is going hunting.
I bring you Saturday night links, impeachment derp free.
That’s one way to increase work productivity.
I hope they at least got to finish.
Oh please, please, pretty please, let it be so.
Get this man a cheeseburger, STAT!
A new Florida Man.
Don’t mess with an elk whose sole purpose this time of year is to get laid.
In honor of the season, a few words from Uncle Ted.
I get a couple of days respite, so I take my dog to the cabin. Yesterday, I decided to drive over to this little gem at the base of the Sawtooth Mountains. On my way back, I realize it’s 2pm and I haven’t gotten the links done yet. Panic ensues, I speed up, and five minutes later, realize it’s only Friday. That’ll get you talking to yourself.
Seriously, what could go wrong? I mean, yeah, this is exactly what happened in 2008, but it’s 2019, right?
I think in Latin, “Google” means “Skynet”.
Nothing to see here, move along. And next time, wear a SCUBA tank.
I don’t see how, but I can hope.
Yeah, but we’re the ones oppressing Muslims.
I leave you with this little ditty.
I mean seriously, I didn’t have to slog through morning link vomit to make sure I didn’t toss in a duplicate link. It’s almost as liberating as walking around the house with just a t-shirt on. Almost.
Could somebody get a couple of rags, so that these guys can clean up?
Over in bearded Spock universe, Nancy Pelosi is the voice of reason.
AOC says, “Herpity, derpity, derp, derp, derp.”
Just another tease from the Cosmos.
We’ll miss ya, Eddy. I’m surprised you made it this long.
Tonight’s music selection ends with one of my favorite guitar solos of all time.
Onto, the links!
Adjust your tinfoil hat before clicking on this one.
They all belong in a wood chipper, but you have to admire the self destructive tenacity.
“Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me! Now my mouth is where my nose should be. Oh leprosy, is bad for me.”
(Sung to “Yesterday”, by the Beatles)
I’ll just leave this here for your perusal.
When you’ve lost Ryan Leaf…
But when you have Robert Kraft.
Rusty chainsaws and all that. If this keeps up much longer, I’m going to be forced to go shopping.
What would Bob the Builder have to say about this?
Feet first into the wood chipper.
Stay safe, East coast Glibbies.
That’s it for now. Back to entertaining guests with a rousing game of smash liver.
I’ll just leave this here.