We’ve entered the time of year when the heat is joined by its partner, humidity, and the desert becomes a steam table. Dry heat my ass. I’m destroying anything I wear when out hiking, just from the Jew Sweat. But before I head outside to face this, I’ll amuse you all (at least me, anyway) with some crazy shit floating around the news media.
Old Guy Music is a video from one of the dinosaur tours. Back in the mid-80s, I saw TFT play at Magic Mountain to a crowd of nearly zero (recalling the air force base gig in Spinal Tap) and regardless, they were wonderfully fun. And they still are.
HAHAHA! COUSIN YETI FACE, WHEN HE SEE SEA SMITH ATTACK!
SEA SMITH GIVE BIG STONE HEAD AND COUSIN STEVE SMITH NIGHT OFF. HE BACK FROM DROP COUSIN YETI ON SHORE IN ASIA. HE NOT SAY MUCH ON TRIP…JUST “GLUBGLUB, RAR!” A LOT. HAHA! NO MESS WITH SMITH FAMILY!
SINCE SEA SMITH IN PACIFIC, NO BLAME HE FOR THIS. BUT YOU HERE FOR LINKS, NOT SEA SMITH BLAME. SO HERE LINKS. NOW. FOR YOU.
SEA SMITH NOT SURE SPACE SMITH REAL…BUT THIS HE THROW ROCK?
SEA SMITH LAUGH. THEN CRY. THEN PUKE. WHAT IS “broadcasting impartiality rules”? HOW BBC NOT PAY 100,000,000,000,000 POUND?
THIS MAKE SEA SMITH WISH COULD HAVE POPCORN. IT GET ALL SOGGY IN OCEAN. MAYBE HE EAT POPCORN SHRIMP INSTEAD!
THIS HOOMAN GET SEA SMITH RESPECT, WHEN HIM TRY SEA SMITH A WHALE…BUT NOW HE SOUND CRAZY – “The CIA has attempted to collect us. We are at sea now and will report more soon. I will continue to be dark for the next few days,” BUT SEA SMITH HOPE THIS TRUE – “John has secreted data with individuals across the world. I know neither their identities or locations. They will release their payloads if John goes missing.” SEA SMITH RELEASE PAYLOAD, MISSING OR NO!
Man, every redneck and his cousin-wife were in town today. I’ve never seen so many people in Apalachicola, FL in my life. You’d think they were having an SEC football game from the melange of Southern accents. Good for the townies. Gotta make that money while you can.
Another Friday and I’m back. And so are the various clowns, stooges, caitiffs, malefactors, and femalefactors who inhabit our political landscape, many of whom will feature in today’s links, along with the miscellaneous folks who cross over into newsworthiness by virtue of achievement or unintended misfortune.
Old Guy Music today bows to my deep love for Leo Kottke’s music- and in particular, the felicitous pairing with Mike Gordon. This song came up on my shuffle yesterday while I was out for my morning walk, and not only was it cool, Leo never sounded more like Stephin Merritt. And that’s a compliment.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS OF THE POSTING OF THESE LINKS, IT IS BELIEVED THAT BRETT L IS SOMEWHERE ON THE WATER. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE; MANATEES, GATORS, METH, HURRICANES, CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL, PYTHONS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT. THEREFORE, ZARDOZ HAS AGREED TO FILL IN.
THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE DONE WELL, SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH (AND SOCIAL MEDIA, AND BLOGS, AND WEBSITE COMMENT SECTIONS, AND YOUTUBE…) FOR YOUR EFFORTS, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK..FLORIDA BRUTAL STYLE!
DENIZENS OF THE BRUTAL STATE OF FLORIDA…CAN TELL THEIR OWN. ZARDOZ IS ALSO SHOCKED TO LEARN THERE STILL IS A TIME MAGAZINE. WAS IT NOT SOLD FOR $3.18 AND A BOX OF DAY OLD KRISPY KREME DONUTS?
FLORIDA FEMALE BRUTAL BEHAVES…LIKE A FLORIDA FEMALE BRUTAL. ZARDOZ IS PUZZLED BY THE VERY PRECISE BAIL NUMBER.
DOES THIS REPTILE QUALIFY AS “LARGE” IN THE BRUTAL STATE OF FLORIDA?
ZARDOZ WAS UNAWARE THAT BEACHES IN THE BRUTAL STATE OF FLORIDA RIVALED THOSE OF THE BRUTAL NATION OF AUSTRALIA FOR DEADLINESS!
Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas! And what a glorious morning it always is as yesterday’s Mueller Time was a complete and utter fucking disaster. It was so entertaining that Sloopy stayed home watching the debacle, unable to pull away. The biggest takeaway of the whole thing was what many of the kooky, crazy, fringe internet sleuths have been saying for well over a year now, Mueller was clearly not running that investigation but Andrew Weissmann and others on his team were. Mueller, the great savior of the left, appeared to be mentally unfit and knew little to nothing of the investigation that he allegedly ran for two years. It’s astounding that the left banked on this disaster, they even held mock hearings. For those of you who missed out, take some time today to watch clips, well worth it. My excitement level for the pending IG report is even higher now.
Middle of the week. Haven’t seen my kids in 4 days, and not really missing them yet. I also fixed an ice maker, glued a lamp back together, and moved some furniture. Other than having biscuits of failure for breakfast, life has been good.
Looks like the governor of Porko Puerto Rico is out.
Supreme Generalissima Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still not dead.
Well, if you’re gonna commit career suicide, do it well.
Hey, some people think college has become less rigorous. Do they not even take attendance in “Rocks for Jocks” anymore?
Neil Armstrong, astronaut, a man no longer alive, gentleman, we cannot rebuilt him. We do not have the technology. We do not have the capability to build the first bionic man. Neil Armstrong will not be that man. Deader than he was before. Deader, stiller, useless. Let’s settle this suit.
That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.
Man what a perfect napping day. Its been overcast, and occasionally actually raining today. And I have done, well, nothing except lie around, eat, sleep, and read. Tomorrow, I’ll be bored and start doing the things that bored primates do… namely breaking things or fixing things. We might even rent some kayaks and do some paddling around.
I don’t think this has been officially covered by the Glibs links, so… I give you another great addition to this, the greatest timeline. The (Other) Hair ascends to 10 Downing Street.
Penn school board goes out of way to show that this school lunch fight isn’t about the cost, its about their power. With that out of the way, I hope they are all tarred, feathered, and ridden from the area on a rail.
