Glibertarians.com 2019 Archive

Category: Daily Links

  • Tuesday Morning Links

     

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except for those living in Dayton.

     

    Senate Republicans are vowing to crush any impeachment efforts.  Technically, at that point he’d already have been impeached, they’d be squashing the trial.

     

    Why do people have no respect for us?  Seriously, why?

     

    Won’t someone please think of the drug dogs?

     

    Heh.

     

    College student sues college after being suspended because of a photo with firearm.

     

    That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

     

  • PM links — Memorial Day Special

    Good afternoon.

    You’re probably not here.  You’re probably doing what I am doing at the moment, which is outside in unseasonably cool weather, stuffing my face with pulled pork sandwiches and some drumsticks I sous vide for the last four hours and seared violently on the grill.  So if you are really here, here’s a couple items of interest.

    For those still looking to improve their BBQ game with tips from this guy.

    For those that needed something to confirm their biases towards costly, and awful decision making by the defense industrial complex…this link is for you.

    For all you drunkards…here’s one for you.

    For the seasteaders…somebody for you to hate.

    For everyone that hates Elon Musk….

    For those of you that aren’t going to click and go straight to discussion,  here’s a topic nobody agrees on:  how to grill a frozen hamburger patty.

     

  • Memorial Day Morning Not Links.

    Bottom Left, last 3

    No Morning Links today. I am too damned maudlin. Sorry, not sorry.

    Bottom Left 3 names – they make me especially sad. Heroic Mulatto gave me some closure on SPC Samten. See here.

    This one made me cry last night, remembering him.

    I cried more remembering him.

    Have a music link.

    The comments are yours. I am going to a memorial ceremony and hoping I can keep my shit together when they play Taps.

  • Sunday Morning Mid-Weekend Links

    Day 2 of the 3 day weekend. SP and I are moving a bit slowly as an aftereffect of dinner and drinking last night. The sun is starting to blast over the desert. And the news rolls on, and who better to curate it than one of the Elders of Zion?

    Today’s birthdays include the pioneer of gay Westerns; the guy who would always go to town and get the snot beaten out of him; one of the Three Ms; England’s version of Sheedy but with worse teeth; and half of the funniest duo alive.

     

     

    Not a news story, but fascinating reading.

     

    Please, please, please, please, please!!!!!!!

     

    Delightful irony.

     

    “Pretend you’re not a Jew!”  Here’s the best part:  “According to the interior ministry, right-wing extremists committed 90% of the 1,800 incidents in 2018. The real number of Islamic-animated antisemitic attacks in Germany is not well documented due to authorities characterizing Islamic antisemitism as right-wing antisemitism.”

     

    I prefer veterans who didn’t get disabled.

     

    Ooooh, secret weapons!

     

    Just in time for my next trip.

     

    SEA SMITH GET A CHUBBY! h/t Donation Not Taxation

     

    Florida Man…

     

     

    Old Guy Music today features the birthday boy at the peak of his creativity. And what a band this was!

     

  • Saturday night something, something, links of something.

    Smarter than Congress.
    “What, me worry?”

    So here’s a fun story. My effing hunting dog will eat pretty much anything. So what is he eating lately? The decomposing chunks of grass from the deck of my lawn tractor. The grass grows fast and moist this time of year, so there’s a lot of fodder available. He went outside a couple of days ago and puked his guts out. I had to hose down the patio.

    What did he do Thursday, when we went to get a bag of dog food? He puked his guts out in his crate. I felt bad for him because he had to spend 20-30 minutes stuffed up against one end of his crate.

    Did I mention that the two things that gave me the most problems during my career were puke and shit? Bleed on me all you want, but that stuff is kryptonite. We got home and I let the dogs out. There was dog puke and puke juice all over the back of the Tahoe. God bless WeatherTec. I started the “harrup, harrup” thing when I smelled it. I asked my wife to take the pad out of his crate, so that I could take everything else out and hose it down. I then found myself running through the house, trying to get to the bathroom before I had another mess to clean up.

    After depositing a piece of quality New York style pie in the oblong repository, I made my way back to the driveway. The pad was still in the crate. I was able to direct from a distance, tossing out a couple of unproductive, “harrup, harrups” in the process. Everything got hosed off and laid out in the sun.

    But wait! It gets better. Fast forward to Friday morning. He wouldn’t eat breakfast, couldn’t get comfortable and was groaning. Hunting dogs don’t show distress unless something is seriously going on. A quick call and off to the vet we go. Yay! He’s got a rock stuck in his intestines! Surgery time! He’s puked up rocks before. He’ll grab one from the garden and run around the yard playing catch with himself and his new buddy, the rock. Every so often, it goes straight down the throat. Usually, there’s a 4am, “harrup, harrup” coming from the hallway, followed by a clunk as the rock hits the floor. Not this time. It was small enough that it went the other direction.

    Fortunately, the rock had moved down far enough that the vet was able to work it down the colon towards the back end. He pooped it out this morning. He has a zipper from exploratory surgery, but they didn’t have to cut into the intestines. I call that a win. And now he’s bashing us in the back of our legs with the cone of shame after paying $2,000 for the privilege.

    Yeah, links.

    Tranny snakes.

    Srsly, what could possibly go wrong?

    Lou Reed sighting.

    Totally not a shithole.

    “Drought in California is the new normal.”

    No, not really.

  • Saturday Morning Memorial Links

    The holiday weekend begins! I will start it by taking advantage of the delayed onset of the convection oven season and taking a stroll through the mountains, then hiding in my laboratory working on my latest artificial vagina electronics project. But not until I spew out links, and maybe comment a few times before heading off to the San Tan Mountains.

    In today’s birthdays, a fellow of dark and stormy nights; one of my childhood crushes (lookit dem lips!); someone whose legs need to be shaved RIGHT NOW; a large bald guy; a smaller bald guy; and, of course, Wayne.

    News coming up next.

     

     

    She looks like fun.

     

    Hey, y’all, watch this!!!

     

    Team Red, showing that they’re as principled as Team Blue.

     

    “Riiiiight. What’s a cubit?”

     

    At what point will we just say, “OK, she’s dumb,” and then ignore her?

     

    Build the wall!

     

    Where’s my surprised face?

     

    Why does this sound like total bullshit and outrage theater?

     

    Next time you need an emetic, save the money and read this story instead. This MUST end up in a SugarFree tale.

     

     

    Old Guy Music goes back to the standards. I would have a hard time picking my favorite song, but this would make any short list. And holy shit, there’s Johnny Hodges, Ray Nance, Ben Webster… and the all-but-forgotten but brilliant Betty Roché. I’ve used other covers of this for OGM, but this one is the Duke himself.

  • Friday Night Cryptid All Star Links

    *SPACE SMITH not included

    The Cryptid of the Week order of presentation got a bit scrambled. OK, we lost it. Rather than try to hash out who/what would link when, we asked all three of our very special contributors to give us a hand tonight. First up, the Senior Vortex Correspondent, Zardoz.

    THE CORONA EFFECT IS MOST FLATTERING.

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE TABERNACLE HAS SCANNED THE CHOSEN ONES COMMENTARY AND ARTICLE CONTRIBUTIONS SINCE LAST ZARDOZ SPOKE. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ZARDOZ WAS PREPARED TO THRILL ALL OF YOU WITH THE STORY OF THE GUN WIELDING, NEARLY AN EVIL PENIS SELF-ELIMINATING BRUTAL THAT KEPT ILLICIT SUBSTANCE STORED IN HIS ANAL CAVITY…HOWEVER, THE CHOSEN ONES MIGHT HAVE ALREADY NOTICED IT. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK FROM ZARDOZ!

    • ZARDOZ WONDERS HOW HE CAN GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NEWSPAPER MENTIONED IN THIS STORY. WHILE A BIT PUZZLED AT THIS PROCLAMATION; “In a rare video published by IS’s Al Furqan network in April, the group’s leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi encouraged followers to fight on and weaken the enemy by attrition, stressing that waging war is more important than winning.” ZARDOZ WILL ACCEPT ANY RESULT THAT LEADS TO CONTINUED CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    Well, I have to say, it is nice to see that Zardoz keeps track of all of your comments and contributions. For all his demands for “cleansing”, I think he may be a bit of a softie inside. Next up, our Senior Cascadia Correspondent, STEVE SMITH.

    IT GOOD BOOK!

    STEVE SMITH GLAD BE HERE. HIM FLY IN FROM CASCADIA…AND ARMS TIRED! STEVE SMITH WANT TRY HAND AT COMEDY, LIKE COUSIN SEA SMITH. HIM NEED LEARN MORE JOKES. ASK BEAR, MOOSE AND RACCOONS, BUT THEM NOT VERY FUNNY. SO STEVE SMITH RAPE BEAR, EAT MOOSE AND USE RACCOON AS LOOFAH. NOW THAT HILARIOUS! BUT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WANT LINK, SO STEVE SMITH FIND GOOD LINK. AND HIM GIVE LINK. TO YOU.

    • STEVE SMITH SAD SEE PART OF CASCADIA WEAK AND HELPLESS. 100 HOBOS TERRORIZE BIG CITY. SO HIM OFFER HELP. BY HELP, MEAN RAPE TROUBLE MAKING HOBOS.

     

    SAD SMITH

    FREE CASCADIA!

    Free Cascadia indeed, Steve. With that, we come to our final contributor for the night. SEA SMITH, our Senior Maritime Correspondent.

    SEA SMITH HAVE FUNNY FRIENDS!

     

    SEA SMITH GLAD SEE COUSIN STEVE SMITH TRY JOKES! SEA SMITH GOOD JOKE TELLER. WHY FISH BLUSH? IT SEE OCEAN’S BOTTOM! HAHAHAHAHA! SEE WHAT SEA SMITH MEAN? BUT YOU NOT HERE FOR JOKE. YOU WANT LINK. SEA SMITH FIRST SAY MAP NOT HIM! … MAYBE SOME “BOARDED”, IYKWSSMAITYD!

    • THIS MAKE SEA SMITH SMILE. HE LIKE SEA CUCUMBER. THEY GOOD IN SALAD. MAKE GOOD PICKLE. NO EAT IN LITTLE SANDWICH…SEA SMITH NOT ENGLISH.

    COME IN, WATER IS FINE!

    Well…that was interesting. Thank you SEA. And thank you all for tuning in for tonight’s Links! See you in the comments.

  • Friday Afternoon I’m Baaaaaack Links

    Man, I feel like that was an especially good rehab visit, er, work trip. Yeah. It was a shit-fest, but at least I missed all of the vomiting and literal shit that my children put out all over the homefront. Happy Memorial Day weekend. Enjoy your barbecues and drinking!

    Someone decided to make an art film I might watch.

    I’m suuuuuper shocked that the leader of a sex cult that focused on branding and degrading women had trouble getting it up. After you’ve branded your fifth woman, regular old sex must seem just boring.

    Good dog. She deserves ALL the treats and belly rubs.

    Oh boy, more bombings in France.

    Formulaic, but fun.

  • Friday Morning Pre-Weekend Links

    It is shaping up to be a busy Friday, just to get me in the mood for a sweet, sweet three day weekend. And my first task of the day is the Bringing Of The Links.

    Of course, as is my custom, I first bring the birthdays. We start, in theme, with a crypto-Jew judge, whose main virtue was that he replaced the execrable Oliver Wendell Holmes; Bill Clinton’s spirit animal; my spirit animal; and a guy noted as the worst performer of his own songs.

    Enough of that, news beckons.

     

     

    Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

     

    Trump has as much respect for the First Amendment as Obama did. Of course, the article leaves out the inconvenient comparison.

     

    This is what happens when the neighborhood changes.

     

    Missed it by that much!

     

    Mood Rings are soooooo 1975.

     

    It was his mother.

     

    Baltimore, always a delight.

     

    “When you wish upon a star…” I guess this is what my favorite SciFi writer is up to these days. Not sure why he needed the condom.

     

    And really, isn’t that why you pay her? The DIY shit doesn’t cut it.

     

    This worked so well the last two times.

     

    Old Guy Music is here to illustrate an earlier point- this cover of Country Pie, though admittedly a bit overly slick, is in every single way better than the original.

  • Thursday Afternoon Links of Disruption

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    DreamHost will be upgrading our MySQL server this afternoon sometime between 1600 and 1900 (4 p.m – 7 p.m.) Pacific. You might notice some small interruptions of the site availability. Not to worry. Glibertarians.com has not been hacked nor have I had to blow up the site.

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    Good afternoon, my dear Glibs. And the rest of you, too.

     

    For those of you still on Team Google. SMDH.

    Those storms in the lower midsection of the country? “The Arkansas River, which was just above 37 feet, or 9 feet above flood stage, at Muskogee, Oklahoma, was expected to eventually reach 43.5 feet. Officials encouraged residents in several communities along the river to leave their homes.” Still not good and might get worse.

    I hate Netflix more and more. 

    Ouch.

    I’m sure it comes as no surprise to anyone here that J.D. Tuccille is OK in my book. “If my wife and I and Anthony himself have properly done our jobs, he’ll be equipped to take care of himself and to offer aid to others. And he’ll be thoroughly immunized against the promises, lies, and temptations of demagogues.”

    And on that encouraging note, I’ll leave you with some music. But never fear, I’ll be back with a new poll tonight, if all goes well with the database server upgrade!

     

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