Category: Daily Links

  • Thursday Morning Links

     

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except for those living in Jefferson City Missouri who were wiped out by a tornado.

     

    Feds bring new charges against Avenatti, this time for misappropriating nearly $300k from Stormy Daniels.  Here’s a nice compilation from The Washington Free Beacon of the press fellating Avenatti.  And here’s Tucker Carlson accusing the creepy porn lawyer of taking advantage of Stormy.

     

    White liberals want to force their pet minorities into failing schools that minorities desperately wish to escape.

     

    Rand Paul splits with Amash on Trump impeachment.

     

    67% of Dems are as smart as a sea sponge according to Crazy Eyes.

     

    120 people arrested at “Go Topless Galveston” beach party.

     

    Smarter people listen to instrumental music.

     

    I agree.

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links, like totally links, y’all

    Should the U.S. Trash Capitalism?

    The more Americans talk about socialism, the more the word becomes drained of any functional meaning. Some blame for that belongs to Republicans, who have spent decades hurling socialist as an epithet at anything to the left of a Kiwanis Club meeting. But some also lies with Bernie Sanders, who brought the term roaring back to life with his presidential campaign in 2016. The trouble was that while the senator called himself a “democratic socialist,” his platform mostly consisted of expanding the welfare state and more strictly regulating big banks. Those goals were completely compatible with, well, capitalism.

    That’s why, despite being a mushy, center-left type myself, I was excited to read The Socialist Manifesto. The book’s author, Bhaskar Sunkara, is the founding editor of Jacobin, a quarterly political magazine that has become the house organ of America’s far-left boomlet over the past decade. And the book’s tagline promises “the case for radical politics in an era of extreme inequality.” Here, I figured, was a work that would plant a flag on the irksome question of what socialism actually is, and mount an argument for why we need it.

    What I got instead was a book that mostly dwells on how socialist movements have failed throughout history, either falling short of their goals or descending into nightmarish authoritarianism. Even Sweden, famous for its generous welfare state, is treated as a cautionary tale. “The best we can say about socialism in the twentieth century is that it was a false start,” Sunkara writes. Out of this dismal track record, Sunkara tries to draw lessons about how today’s radical leftists can do better, but the result is not always inspiring. A more fitting title might have been The Socialist Manifesto: Let’s Try to Get It Right This Time.

    An article splitting the finest of hairs to show the supposed yawning difference between two stupid ideas. 


    EVMS probe could not determine whether Northam was in racist photo, but school knew about it for years

    Lawyers hired to investigate racist content in Eastern Virginia Medical School yearbooks could not definitively say whether Gov. Ralph Northam appeared in the infamous blackface and KKK picture in the 1984 edition.

    But a report released Wednesday says two EVMS presidents, including current president Richard Homan, were told about the racist photo while Northam was running for political offices and decided not to make it public.

    “We understand President Homan’s reasoning was EVMS should not become involved, or be seen to become involved, in an election as it is a public body and a public institution, and that EVMS did not not want there to be any suggestion that it had tried to influence Governor Northam in any respect by calling the photograph to his attention,” the document says.

    The Norfolk medical school released the findings from Richmond law firm McGuire Woods in the form of a 36-page report.

    In one case, the school’s alumni affairs director noticed the photo while preparing for a reunion and was “shocked” by it, the report says. EVMS officials decided not to put the 1984 yearbook on a table with other years’ editions. The McGuire Woods lawyers say they do not know when that occurred.

    “The EVMS personnel who became aware of the photograph expressed surprise and disappointment in the photograph,” the report says.

    Virginia is having a “Bitch set me up!” moment. Maybe Congress can have an investigation. Really grill the governor about every line in the yearbook on TV. After all, the past is nothing but a catalog of your crimes.


    The text of Trump’s press conference after pimp-slapping Nancy and Chuck.

    Highlights include:

    Nearly 500 search warrants. Think of that, a search warrant. Did you ever see a search warrant before? Neither did I. This was over 500 search warrants.

    Really? Donald Trump has never seen a search warrant before? 

    And of the 19 people that were heading up this investigation — or whatever you want to call it — with Bob Mueller, they were contributors to the Democrat Party, most of them, and to Hillary Clinton. They hated President Trump. They hated him with a passion. They went to her big party after the election that turned out to be a wake, not a party. It was a wake. And they were very angry.

    Talking about himself in the third person past tense. And he’s just all over the place.

    They would have loved to have said we colluded. They would have loved it. These people were out to get us, the Republican Party and President Trump. They were out to get us. This was a one-sided, horrible thing.

    Talks about himself in the third person again. And is possibly employing the royal we.

    They want to interview — Jerry Nadler, who’s been an enemy of mine for many years. He fought me in New York unsuccessfully, by the way. I’ve had great success against Jerry. But he was representing Manhattan, and he would fight me all the time on the West Side railroad yards many times, very unsuccessfully. He failed.

    I know this isn’t what he means, but the idea of Donald and Nadler bare-knuckle fighting in a shadowy railyard is very pleasing to me. The scene is lit only by trash fires in barrels. A small group of classic hobos is passing a bottle back and forth. The combatants are both crying, snot running down their faces. Donald and Nadler and the hobos all take off running when the police drive up. So pleasing.


    Cro-Mags. “We Gotta Know,” 1986

    No comments on hairstyles from me. I got in trouble last time.

  • Wednesday Morning Links

     

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is!

     

    Crazy Eyes’ adventure into adulthood continues as she discovers farming.

     

    Farmers raise wages and are using more automation due to the Mexican shortage.

     

    Cohen admits it was plausible that Trump didn’t tell him to lie to Congress.

     

    DO IT! DO IIIIIIIIIT!

     

    Maddow’s ratings plummet to a yearly low.

     

    Nevada gives a middle finger to its own voters.  It’s going to be hilarious when this backfires and Nevada and Colorado and all the other blue states who are voting in similar bills are forced to give up their electoral votes to someone they detest like say, I don’t know, Trump.

     

    Scientists are using CRISPRs to fight against super bugs.

     

    That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

  • Tuesday Afternoon Zionist Conspiracy Links

     

    And it’s a lovely day today in our neighborhood, just lovely. The javelinas are rooting, the coyotes are basking, the Mormons are toasting with Hi C, and Joe Arpaio is plotting his comeback. This is my comeback, which will not pay as well.

    Birthdays are second rank today, but we should mention Gropy Al; Big Man Tyrone’s spirit animal; a novel diet guru and all-around fun guy; and a lawyer who never lost, other than his ability to walk.

    On to the news!

     


     

    The Eric Cartman School of Diplomacy.

     

    I’ve got a solution: PUT FEWER PEOPLE IN CAGES.

     

    An interesting notion.

     

    My suspicion: Big Dairy is behind this.

     

    He’s a Jew. He’s a comedian. He’s the president.

     

    A sudden grasp of the obvious.

     

    Ohio Man In Training.

     

    Judge Ferguson smiles from Heaven.

     

    On the bright side, he’s certainly a looker.

     


     

    Old Guy Music today is from a project that… well… it was damned interesting. Some of our favorite musicians collaborating on this one.

     

  • Tuesday Morning Links

     

    Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it is for everyone except for those affected by last nights tornadoes.

     

    Declassification is a comin

     

    Some of the documents to be declassified are claimed to be a “game-changer”.  And merely “days away

     

    Twitter takes down a video that provided an English translation of an Al Jazeera video that implied Jews benefited from the Holocaust.  FYI, the other way to get taken down from Twitter is to mock middle-aged pussy hat-wearing cat ladies.

     

    Michigan Man awarded 1.5 million after serving 45 years for a murder he did not commit.

     

    Niki Lauda dead.  (hat tip Mad Scientist)

     

    70% of Dems want to experience a starvation diet.

     

    That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along my day.

     

     

  • Afternoon Links – GoT Free edition

    Kamala Harris calls for fining companies over gender pay gap Warning: Autoplay video

    Presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris is vowing to fine corporations that don’t take steps toward closing the gender pay gap.

    The Democrat from California wants to turn the current system on its head. Instead of requiring female employees to come forward with complaints, her plan would require companies to submit data each year on equal pay to comply with new standards.

    The plan, unveiled Monday, was touted by the Harris campaign as “first-of-its kind” and “historic.”

    The candidate said in a statement that the issue of equal pay hits home: “[A]s the daughter of a working mother in a male-dominated field, I know the fight to be treated equally in the workplace has persisted for generations.”

    Harris said her proposal would “finally put the burden of ensuring equal pay on the corporations responsible for gender pay gaps, not the employees being discriminated against. We can finally ensure women earn the wages they deserve by forcing companies to step up, holding them accountable when they don’t, and committing as a nation to ending pay inequity once and for all.”

    I know the Dems are in the “throwing it on the wall and see if it sticks” phase of the primary. (They are up to 25 candidates!) But this is especially difficult to implement fairly, so expect it to be implemented unfairly by default.


    Police Officer Hired Hit Man to Kill Her Husband and a Young Girl, Officials Say

    Isaiah Carvalho Jr. woke up on Friday hopeful that his life was about to turn a corner.

    Instead, he was told that his estranged wife, a New York City police officer, had been plotting to kill him all winter.

    Five months had passed since the 32-year-old had filed for divorce from his wife, Valerie Cincinelli. But after a messy custody battle, the matter appeared almost settled.

    It was, but not the way Mr. Carvalho had hoped.

    Law enforcement officers informed Mr. Carvalho that Officer Cincinelli, a mother of two and a 12-year veteran of the Police Department, had arranged to hire someone to kill him and her boyfriend’s school-age daughter.

    Instead of going through with the scheme, her boyfriend contacted the F.B.I.

    The details provided in court documents paint a troubling portrait of a botched murder-for-hire plot ripped from the pages of a true-crime thriller.

    It’s a terribly written article, trying to be a feature instead of just telling us the facts. No motive given as to why the boyfriend wanted to kill his own daughter, or how the ex-husband/murder target makes a living selling fireworks (fancy airburst ones or snakes and sparking tanks under a tent in a parking lot?) or if they were in contact with a real hitman at any point.


    This Memo Explains How to Chauffeur the Leaders of the AFL-CIO, Which ‘Is An Honor’

    As president of the AFL-CIO, Richard Trumka is America’s most prominent representative of the interests of the working class. The following document explains exactly how he is to be chauffeured around by staffers who are told they should be “proud” to act as his driver.

    Trumka has been the president of the AFL-CIO, the nation’s largest federation of labor unions, since 2009, and as such is the de facto face of America’s labor movement.

    Splinter obtained the following memo, written in 2018, which instructs AFL-CIO staffers how they are to drive around the federation’s officers. (The memo presumably applies to all three of the top officers, but Trumka is the only officer whose preferences are detailed in the memo.) Sources say that when Trumka travels on business, an AFL-CIO staffer—such as a communications staffer, or a field mobilization staffer, or a staff member at a state labor federation—is often detailed to serve as his driver. This memo tells staffers exactly how to fulfill that assignment, which they are told that they should be “proud” to have been chosen for.

    Watch as one clueless idiot argue that two and two can’t add up to four. It just can’t!


    Scandal, “Goodbye to You,” 1982

    Highest chart placement: #65,  Billboard Hot 100

    Ermahgerd, Patty Smyth. So hot. Even with the hair.

    This haircut hit Kentucky hard and stayed popular for a long time. My high school girlfriend still had this haircut in 1987 when we started dating.  Bangs are like cancer you give your own face.

  • Monday Morning Links

     

    My short vacation is over – back to the Link mines. I am having trouble getting going, so the links may not be up Confoederatio Helvetica standards. But by God, you shall have them, and have them on time.

    So get to it!

    • I have stopped following the Brexit. My last impression is that the great slime engine of the state had managed to stall…and is looking to somehow reverse the appalling decision of those grubby voters.
    • OK, everyone – what do we say to slavers? In this case more like “bribers”.
    • Uh, this isn’t how you join the Mile High Club.
    • Fat tax raising scoundrel draws partial stink-eye of Chicago lefty newspaper. Notice what the paper does not address as well.

    Have at it in the comments.

  • Enlaces Domingo con desayuno

    …so if you wish to call me out and complain about my links being too Mexican, not Mexican enough, or whatever other pejorative you want to lob my way—don’t bother.  I’m at the gym.

    I am up earlier than normal to accommodate so if for some reason you find me saltier than normal.  Don’t blame me, put the blame where it belongs.

    This seems fitting for Sunday morning.  National Review defends…coffee?  This is either Poe’s Law or they just forgot the part where they are supposed to leave out their MO for their “You know what really grinds my gears?” audience.  Its called “Cold Brew Coffee.”  Its not redefining “coffee” if you add a modifier.  Society is not redefining a word to suit the agenda of Big Coffee, Starbucks, or caffeinated hipsters taking 30 minutes to adjust their purple sash, refit their vintage, ironic Johnny Rotten studded belt to their skinny jeans while a line 6 guys deep is behind them in the men’s room.  Next they’re going to write an article bitching about pop being soda, soda being Coke, even if its Pepsi.  I’m just sitting here thinking there’s a label on the goddamn can.  Call it that.

    Also, for your edification (Yes, thats a fucking word) “The story of the Toddy® Cold Brew System begins in 1964 when Todd Simpson, after graduating as a chemical engineering student at Cornell, tasted a cup of coffee created with a liquid concentrate made by an ancient Peruvian process.”  Starbucks was founded 31 March 1971.

    This is some weird shit... which one of you did it?

    On the floor in front of them in a pool of blood was 30-year-old Farina Caspari, suspected of honoring Weiss’s dominator command to first kill him and Enders and then take her own life, which she clearly did, according to investigators.

    Weiss and Enders left wills at their sides, presumably to ensure that the motives were clear. “Investigators suspect they were all members of a kind of sex circle with a focus on the Middle Ages,” according to RTL news quoting local investigators on the scene. “[Weiss] may have been the guru of the group.”

    Gay dude running for president turns down another gay dude pining for an interview.  I like Rubin, but I’m pretty sure Butt-kowski turned him down because Fox News has a much bigger audience.  I’m just saying.

    A third of the migrants at the border claiming asylum with the children they brought with them are NOT their children.  Something they confirmed via DNA testing.  Anybody working around government types might point out this is the Hawthorne Effect in action.  This is body of behavioral research that suggests people will react a certain way to confirm the bias of the observer.  This came about when researchers confirmed workers are more productive when their supervisor is watching (No…Shit).  To break it down:  when you make it known that there is only so much room for families at the detention center, and you’ll be released with instructions to be appear in court for your asylum claim…don’t be surprised when people show up with kids, claim asylum, and fail to appear in court—even if they are not their goddamn kids.

    Deontay Wilder knocks out Dominic Breazeale in the first round to defend his heavyweight title; this is brutal.  If the name “Deontay” drives you up the wall like the word “cold brew coffee” or you’re too much of a choir boy to watch to watch a guy getting knocked the fuck out…don’t click the video at this link.

    Have some old guy music.

  • Saturday night links of Spring showers

    Too wet to mow the lawn for a week. I’m screwed.

    Upper 80s last weekend, and now three days of showers with four more on the way. Welcome to May in Idaho.

    Guess what! There were birthdays today. I have no idea who.

    Oklahoma woman.

    I’ll bet he cut the feet off of diabetics too.

    Apparently, lawyers in the military have no more integrity than Michael Cohen.

    Colbert is a cunt. I can’t imagine why late night ratings are dropping faster than OMWC’s turkey neck.

    This would never happen to Chuck Norris.

    Apropos.

  • Saturday Morning Links in Absentia

     

    Greetings to the various homonims – and heteronims- who are up on this beautiful Saturday morning. I feel that it is my duty to make you as miserable as I am today, and what better way to accomplish this than bringing you news stories? I will not be around much, since I’m spending the rest of the morning driving to Absentia, but I assume you don’t need adult supervision. Don’t make me stop this car and turn around!

    Today teems with birthdays, but I’ll only mention a few: my favorite 19th century physicist; my favorite 19th century photographer; my favorite 19th century philosopher (though he worked in both the 19th and 20th); one of the Jews of the Ponderosa; and inarguably the greatest third baseman ever, and (I can personally attest) an amazingly nice, articulate, and engaging guy.


     

    Oops. “Missed it by THAT much!”

     

    Notice how the schools in less affluent communities that didn’t get on board the Team Blue train have dropped off the radar. Whatever happened to that bald chick?

     

    Labour, totally not antisemitic. Bonus appearance by that blonde chick who chubbed out in an Israeli prison. No hunger strikes for her since then, either.

     

    Totally not rigged.

     

    Jesus fucking christ, is there ANYTHING left that won’t drum up outrage?

     

    “Oh, ho, ho, dose silly shvartzes!”

     

    Desperate times call for particularly stupid proposals.

     

    Fucking dinosaurs and their fucking cars.

     

    Awww, they’re not even trying to pretend any more.

     

    If the heat doesn’t kill us all first…

     


     

    Old Guy Music today is one that amuses the hell out of me. I always thought Alice Cooper was an underrated band because of the extreme gimmickry. The same gimmickry that made them popular. In any case, here’s a song from one of their early albums, where they decided to show everyone that they could Prog rock with the best of them. And yeah, they pretty much did.